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00:01Tonight, there's a brunch brewing.
00:04You will be dating someone new.
00:07Today, now.
00:08Where the dates get twisted.
00:10You can eat your pie.
00:11And you can go to the gym.
00:12And I can eat you.
00:14And Sam gets busted.
00:16Me and Sam went for a little friendly drink.
00:18You sneaky little bastards.
00:21As our celebs?
00:22You shouldn't be thinking with your dick.
00:24I wasn't thinking with my dick.
00:25Go!
00:26It's impolite, far more embarrassing and disrespectful.
00:29Dating!
00:30Holy shit!
00:32Calm down, Keza.
00:41Welcome to Celebs Go Dating,
00:43where the team at Love HQ
00:45have hauled their asses into work early for once.
00:48Because, yep, the brunch is back, bitches!
00:51Which means maximum chance for the celebrity meltdown,
00:54but minimum chance for a pre-work natter.
00:56Get to work, Brunson.
00:58T, how busy is our day?
01:00Well, jolly busy if you factor in the brunch.
01:03But I've just shoehorned in one new arrival.
01:06Donna Preston.
01:08Oh my goodness.
01:09So excited!
01:10Yes!
01:11She's a star.
01:12And I've heard that she's quite sex positive.
01:14Oh, yeah.
01:15She is!
01:16So I feel like I really want to go in and discover her.
01:20Oh!
01:21I can't wait!
01:22This is so exciting.
01:23She's jolly nearly here.
01:25I know.
01:26So I'm going to go and greet her.
01:27Okay, please do.
01:28Please do.
01:29What love loves.
01:30Mwah!
01:31Oh my gosh.
01:32This is really exciting.
01:33I just think she's going to bring a whole fresh energy to the agency
01:37and I'm really curious to know why she's here.
01:40She wants a boyfriend, Anna.
01:41Come on.
01:42And here she comes.
01:45Sporting a leather jacket, brolly combo like Sandy from Greece on a Southend day trip.
01:49It's comedy actress Donna Preston.
01:55Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
01:57It's Donna.
01:58I don't think I've ever been in love.
02:04I think there's someone out there for me, but I just can't be bothered to swipe anymore, babe.
02:10I'm getting arthritis.
02:11I think I'm still single because I don't really date.
02:18I think this is my problem.
02:20If someone's not stimulating my mind, I'm just not interested.
02:25I've got to have my next person just right.
02:29Like beans on toast.
02:30It just fits.
02:31You should try them on a potato waffle, dollop of brown sauce, wallop.
02:35Who needs a man?
02:36I'd like a guy who is kind, respectful, funny.
02:39I'm right here, babe.
02:40And it would really help if they're tall and have nice teeth.
02:43Never mind.
02:44As you are.
02:47Oh!
02:50My dear.
02:51I feel really emotional you're doing this to me.
02:53My dear.
02:54I am utterly enraptured that my old chum from drama school has joined the agency.
03:01It's been nine on 15 years since I snuck a peek at her viola.
03:05And she hasn't changed a bit.
03:07I haven't seen my wife's viola in months.
03:09Still, birthday coming up, you never know.
03:11Do you know what?
03:12I've recently found out that I'm five foot four.
03:15What did you think you were?
03:17Five six.
03:18Oh, gosh.
03:19Oh, gosh.
03:20I know.
03:21And a small cervix.
03:23I can't believe it, Tom.
03:24I hope she washed her tape measure.
03:26PHONE RINGS
03:27Oh.
03:28What is this?
03:29What is this?
03:30I think you're going to be summoned.
03:31Hello?
03:32Hi, Tom.
03:33Is Donna ready for us?
03:34Yes, indeed she is.
03:36I don't want to go yet.
03:37Indeed she is.
03:38Great.
03:39Send her up.
03:41Farewell.
03:42Oh, my love.
03:43No, I'm not going yet.
03:44We've not caught up.
03:45Oh.
03:46It's consultation time.
03:47Oh.
03:48Can we have one more squeeze before you go?
03:50Here we go, Tom.
03:51This is my good luck one.
03:52Thank you, my angel.
03:53Not that you need.
03:54Thank you, my angel.
03:55It's going to be undiluted pleasure.
03:58I hope I get a man, you know.
04:00I'm actually really excited.
04:02Full steam ahead, darling.
04:03Full steam ahead.
04:04Love you.
04:05See you in a minute.
04:06Love you, too.
04:07Bye, baby.
04:08I am really excited to know more about Donna.
04:11Yeah, from what I've seen is she presents very confidently.
04:15And when someone presents that way, I always question,
04:18is that a performance or is that authentic?
04:22Fair.
04:23There she is.
04:24Welcome in.
04:27Hello.
04:28Hello.
04:29Donna.
04:30How are you?
04:31Welcome, welcome.
04:33We are thrilled that Donna is here at the agency with us.
04:35But as a late arrival, we have less time.
04:37So we need to get to know the real Donna right away.
04:40What are you looking for?
04:42Erm, I'm looking for someone who I can connect with on an easy level,
04:49where you can talk for hours about anything and everything.
04:55Someone who supports you, I would support them 50-50.
04:58It's all about that, you know.
05:00That sounds like a friendship to me.
05:02Oh, babe, of course, amazing sex.
05:05Friends are bang.
05:07Get all the sex toys out and use them together.
05:10Gorgeous.
05:11Is sex positivity important to you?
05:13Yeah.
05:14Yeah.
05:15I didn't think I'd be discussing my sex life in front of gorgeous Paul so soon.
05:20Oh, well.
05:21Might as well jump in with both feet.
05:23I just like to say yes to things.
05:26And if it doesn't work for me, then we'll try something else.
05:30You know.
05:31Like pegging.
05:33I started pegging, like, last year.
05:36I had to stop last year.
05:37The old piles took a pounding.
05:38And I really enjoy that.
05:40Yeah, just nod, Paul.
05:41Dr T's got this one.
05:42Having a penis.
05:44Great.
05:45I strapped that on and I'm ready to go.
05:48I think Paul's about ready to go home.
05:50Because I've got the power with my penis.
05:53They've always had the power.
05:55You know.
05:56Yes.
05:57Sometimes sex can be like ram, ram, ram, ram.
05:58You know, it's not great.
06:00But I tell you what, I'll tease you with my frigging cock this time.
06:05Paul?
06:06Paul?
06:07Say something, Paul.
06:09Mmm.
06:10Mmm.
06:11That's interesting.
06:12Oh, thank God.
06:13I thought we lost him.
06:15Right ahead of his first agency brunch today,
06:18walking, talking, brick shithouse quiz man Mark
06:21is lumbering into a last minute blind date.
06:24Big boy.
06:28On the advice of Dr Tara, and you should always listen to Dr,
06:31I will be trying to flirt.
06:32I might need a sit down in a darkened room afterwards
06:35recovering from the mental strain of it.
06:37Like me after a big poo.
06:38On a scale of 1 to 10 about an 8 for nervous,
06:40you never know what's coming through the,
06:42behind the curtain as it were.
06:43It's the unknown.
06:45Worst case scenario,
06:485 foot nothing vegan.
06:54Well here comes Deanne now, pint sized and fairy pink.
06:57Will she like dairy or will the beast kick up a stink?
07:01I'm 5 foot 2.
07:02And how do you feel about plant based food?
07:04My ideal man is tall.
07:07Tick.
07:08And he's more masculine.
07:10Oh, rosemary salt fries.
07:12You've ruined it.
07:13Loaded fries is obviously the masculine option.
07:16Rosemary's for pussies.
07:18Hello.
07:19Hello.
07:20The beast rises.
07:21Hello, I'm Mark.
07:22I'm, I'm Deanne.
07:23Hello, Deanne.
07:24Nice to meet you.
07:25Please have a seat.
07:27He'd pull it out for you, but it's at shin level.
07:29Wow.
07:30Very impressive.
07:34Wow, a very, um...
07:37Completely tongue-tied here, etc.
07:39It's a...
07:40Come on Mark, get it together.
07:42I take it you know a little bit about me,
07:44so it's a...
07:46Not a lot, no.
07:48Burn.
07:49I don't really watch The Chase.
07:51I'm not like you.
07:52I'm not like a genius, so...
07:54OK.
07:55I wouldn't be able to answer many of the questions.
07:58Deanne doesn't watch The Chase,
08:00which might be a problem,
08:01but actually I think it could be a plus.
08:03It means she's got no preconceived ideas.
08:06And let's face it, she is very attractive.
08:09So what is it you do then, Deanne?
08:10So I do semi-permanent make-up.
08:12That's the lipstick?
08:14No, it's eyebrows...
08:17Yes.
08:18Oh, thank you.
08:19Yes, please.
08:20Oh, cheers.
08:21Cheers.
08:22Well that explains why you look so good then,
08:24or whatever, obviously with your background.
08:27Oh, is that a flirty comment?
08:28Go on Mark.
08:31No bags under the eyes.
08:33Clear, firm skin.
08:34Obviously the lips are very good.
08:36There's no wrinkles under the...
08:38The chin.
08:40Alright Mark, it's not a structural survey.
08:43I'm trying my best to be complimentary.
08:46But all the time, it's amazing.
08:49Hello there.
08:50So you're ready to all the foods?
08:53Can I have some halloumi fries,
08:55and can I have a side salad with that, please?
08:59That's very disciplined of you.
09:00Way more disciplined than I'm going to be.
09:02Can I have to steak and ale pie, please?
09:05There you go. How's that for masculine, Deanne?
09:06I'm a pescatarian fellow.
09:07Mark, don't blow this.
09:08She's not a full vegan, mate.
09:09She eats things with eyeballs and guts.
09:10They just swim.
09:11Give her a chance, big man.
09:12As the beast fishes for the right words, over at the agency, Dr Tara and Paul are getting to the meat and bones of the Donna Wheel.
09:29How much experience do you have in dating?
09:32I mean, I've gone on maybe sort of 20 or 30 dates in my life.
09:38I have been in long relationships, though.
09:40But I have given up over the past year.
09:44So now it's more of a, do you want to come around?
09:49Is that satisfying to you?
09:50Not particularly.
09:52But sometimes you just need that body next to your body.
09:55The previous relationships have been an absolute disaster.
09:58I think that's why I just like to shut off my emotion and have the friends with benefits.
10:07You know, there's so much that we have to explore with you.
10:09Yeah, sorry.
10:10I'm going like this.
10:11No, no, no.
10:12We love this.
10:13We love it.
10:14We do.
10:15I could see Tara leaning in like, we're very excited to work with you.
10:19Yeah.
10:20I think the moment you said pegging, Tara was lit up.
10:23Hello.
10:24Yeah, she was like, this is going to be my favourite student right here.
10:27I'll bring the briefcase in next week.
10:30Oh, you put yours in a briefcase?
10:31I'll wear mine round my neck on a chain.
10:33I always get a seat on the bus.
10:34All right, well, we will see you at brunch.
10:36And brunch.
10:37Oh, I'm going to get my lashes on.
10:38And my spanks.
10:39Here we go.
10:40Fabulous.
10:41Thank you so much.
10:42Bye.
10:43Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
10:47Whilst Donna leaves in search of a man who'll bend over forwards for her.
10:51Mark's having a spot of pre-brunch lunch with pretty and pink pescatarian Deanne.
10:55I guess he's got to fill that frame of his somehow.
10:59How did you feel when you first went on TV?
11:02Was you really scared?
11:03When the music started, my heart was beating so hard I thought it was going to come out of my chest.
11:12Oh.
11:13I love history.
11:14I love culture.
11:15It's wonderful.
11:16Don't know why, but I'm fascinated with World War II.
11:19Mmm.
11:20I love everything to do with that.
11:22Everything?
11:23Bit much, innit?
11:24Nazis?
11:25I'm afraid I could bore for Britain on the subject, so...
11:27Please don't.
11:28Especially when we're round here, there's almost certainly a World War II tour of various kinds.
11:32Really?
11:33Well, you think about the places that got hit during World War II.
11:36Hello, gas mask on, he's going to take her on a tour of his bunker.
11:39A surprising common interest.
11:41She can pick my brains on the Blitz and I can pick her brains on beauty and fashion.
11:45So this is your skill, you reckon? You can dress people, you're a shopper.
11:50How would I style you?
11:52God, I hope she's not thinking full on Gestapo uniform.
11:55I take away the shoulder pads.
11:58They're not shoulder pads.
11:59My man!
12:00And bear in mind, those are...
12:01Oh my God!
12:02Those are smaller than they used to be.
12:06I mean, if you want, I'll happily take the...
12:09Take it off!
12:10Take it off!
12:11Look, so there...
12:12This is me.
12:13And we fucking love it.
12:14Drink it in.
12:16Without the aid of shoulder pads.
12:18See, that's better.
12:19That looks better without the jacket.
12:21You need to lose the jacket.
12:23I'm a style icon like you, I'll take that.
12:25The date's gone way better than expected.
12:28Deanna's great fun.
12:29Part of me thinks she's liking this, but let's face it, I can't read a woman with a road map.
12:34So I'm just praying she's enjoying it as much as I hope she is.
12:38This is the nervous bit.
12:42I'd love to see you again.
12:44I had a really lovely time with you, and I've really enjoyed your company.
12:49Oh, Mark really likes her. I'm nervous for him.
12:53Oh!
12:54And I would like to see you again.
12:56Yes!
12:57I was waiting for the bus in there at some point, and you didn't.
13:00I've had a great time as well.
13:02Definitely.
13:03Oh, excuse me.
13:04It's all right.
13:05You're welcome now.
13:06Save that masculine, sexy shit for your trip to the Normandy landing beaches.
13:09He was a real gentleman.
13:11He was absolutely lovely.
13:13He really was.
13:15It's quite surprised me, really.
13:17You've been done, Kirk, Deanne.
13:19Oh, thank you very much.
13:20I think I need to show him how to dress properly.
13:23He's very box-like.
13:27He's a seven-foot shoebox with a brain like Einstein and a dick like Newton.
13:31I thought it was a really good first date, and I'll cheerfully say I'd love there to be a second date.
13:36Not that cheerfully, if I'm honest.
13:37Well, have a lovely afternoon.
13:40And you, let me guess, shopping?
13:43Yes, I am.
13:44Oh, Mark, that's just so romantic.
13:46Right now, find yourself a shitter and clear your bowels out for brunch, baby.
13:49Oh, God, you youngsters.
13:51What?
13:52Just trying to have a laugh.
14:06Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
14:08And what have we got here?
14:10The celebs are all glammed up.
14:12Oh, a box like Mark has changed his shirt.
14:15Oh, and what's this?
14:17Are they getting married again?
14:19No, they're all about to face the agents and the music at a weekly cringe fest, otherwise known as brunch.
14:25Is brunch day again?
14:27What a handshake.
14:29Here I go.
14:30You look lovely.
14:32The idea of seeing all my dates again is making me feel wonky.
14:35Is that because you've snogged them all and been a bit of a menace?
14:38Think I'm going to enjoy this?
14:40Here they are.
14:41Uh-oh.
14:42Hello.
14:43Hello.
14:44Hello.
14:46Wow.
14:47Hello, everybody.
14:48There you go.
14:49Hi.
14:50Celebrities, I want to welcome you.
14:52For many of you, this will be your second round of brunch.
14:55But before we get into the juicy bits, we've got news for you.
14:59They have to pay for their own pastries.
15:01Give me a hand, Charlie.
15:02There is a new face joining the celebrity dating agency today.
15:07Welcome to Donna Preston.
15:10I love Donna!
15:12Come and take the stand.
15:17Thank you, Sam.
15:19Thank you, Mark.
15:20It's very cool.
15:21Oh, it's a high seat.
15:23Buckle up, Donna.
15:24Yes.
15:25Buckle up.
15:26The dating journey has begun.
15:27Oh, I'm quite scared.
15:28I'm getting sweat on, actually.
15:29Well, you are wearing a rubber dress.
15:31Yes.
15:32Okay, so most of you have been with us a couple of weeks now.
15:35For some of you, we have seen sparks fly.
15:39For some others of you, not so much.
15:41Bit of a mixed bag.
15:43Zero.
15:44So this is where us three, we're stepping in today.
15:46Are you guys dating too?
15:48I call dibs on pull.
15:50We're not dating, but we're stripping things back.
15:52And in just a few moments, you will be dating someone new.
15:58In a few minutes.
15:59Today.
16:00That's right.
16:01Today now.
16:02That's right.
16:03There's a twist.
16:05We're doing it naked.
16:07You will all be blindfolded.
16:10And naked.
16:11How am I going to know if they're facey if I can't see their face?
16:15What's facing me?
16:16You're going to have to judge them on the personalities, mate.
16:18Thank God we've got a Mensa genius here.
16:20Today is all about chemistry, not appearance.
16:25Just real, raw connection.
16:28When we remove one of our senses, it means our other senses can take a bit more of a front row.
16:33Okay?
16:34It's called sensory acuity.
16:35And that's what we want you to do is lean in to those other senses.
16:38So, unfortunately for you, Louis, for this one, being facey, it's off the table.
16:45That's fine.
16:47Science says we judge people visually in seven seconds.
16:52So, taking the visuals away will make the celebs step up their sensory game.
16:57Might.
16:58I think some of the celebs will really struggle with the blindfold and some will really enjoy it.
17:04Looks like Mark's firmly in the struggling camp.
17:07You're not a Ninja Turtle, mate.
17:08I'm a little bit nervous about the blindfolded blind date.
17:11It's one thing to do it with someone you know, but to do it with someone you have no idea who they are,
17:15that makes me a little bit nervous.
17:17I like mystery and this is quite exciting.
17:20But my eyes are normally what gets the boys.
17:23Liv, tits and teeth.
17:24I'm actually going to have to, I've got no tits.
17:26What's Louis been staring at for the last two and a half weeks then?
17:29Eyes closed, heart open, and let's bring on the dates.
17:34Yo, this is f**k!
17:39And here they come, the newest bevy of hand-picked hotties.
17:42All dressed to impress, which is going to do f**k all for their chances today.
17:47Still, let's hope their chat is good.
17:52Hello.
17:53How you doing, how you doing?
17:54I'm good, thank you.
17:55Hey.
17:56This is so bizarre, you can't see me, so I can't really say hello.
17:59I mean, you can, just say hello.
18:01Hi, but do I handshake?
18:02Shall we shake?
18:03Let's handshake.
18:04So lovely to meet you.
18:05Hello.
18:06Hi, I'm Damien.
18:07Two hands, you're on start, D-dog.
18:09What's your name?
18:10My name is Furkan.
18:11I'm Turkish.
18:12You're Turkish.
18:13It's a bit of a different name.
18:14Okay.
18:15You all right?
18:16You've arrived.
18:17I've arrived, I'm here.
18:18I'm in shining armour.
18:19This is weird.
18:20Yeah.
18:21It's a little bit weird.
18:22What's your name?
18:23Jordan.
18:24Jordan.
18:25Hi, Jordan.
18:26I'm John.
18:27Nice to meet you too.
18:28Oh, not a straitjacket.
18:29S-club, relax.
18:30Are you nervous?
18:31Not too bad.
18:33You're very handsome, but there's something approachable about you.
18:36Someone likes a twisted blindfold?
18:38It's very kind of you.
18:39I mean, obviously, you can only be what you are, but hopefully I'm a fairly even-tempered
18:45person.
18:46Until someone says Sydney's the capital of Australia, then he really loses his shit.
18:51Let's see if Donna and firm-handed Damien are hitting it off.
18:55What do you do?
18:56I'm an actor.
18:57Yes.
18:58What do you do?
18:59I am a hydraulics engineer.
19:00Whoa.
19:01Yes.
19:02What does that entail?
19:03Basically, I service lifts in train stations.
19:05I bet that's got its ups and downs.
19:08Tickets still available for my tour.
19:10Oh, right.
19:11Yes.
19:12I'm quite good at giving things a good service, so...
19:13Wow.
19:14Filth.
19:15Absolute filth.
19:16Okay.
19:17Do you like the blindfold?
19:18Yeah, it's very sexy.
19:19Very sensual.
19:20Is it?
19:21I would prefer to see your beautiful eyes.
19:22Oh, that's very kind.
19:23So, this is really weird.
19:24The blindfold is making it very odd.
19:26I don't know if he's being creepy or smarmy or complimentary, but I'll try anything once.
19:33So, let's give it a go.
19:35Maybe Louie's getting the hang of this better with his match, Harriet.
19:38Can I fill your hair?
19:39Yeah, of course I can.
19:41Wait.
19:42Ooh.
19:43Curls?
19:44Mm-hmm.
19:45But where are the curls from?
19:46I'm Caribbean.
19:47I'm Jamaican.
19:48Hey, you look done well.
19:51Yes.
19:52Do you like strawberries?
19:53Yeah, I do.
19:54Right.
19:55I'm going to feed you one, and you've got to feed me one.
19:58All right.
19:59I'm not going to guide you.
20:00You just have to...
20:01I'm just taking it to your face?
20:02Yeah.
20:03You said, I'm not going to guide you, and then guided me.
20:06Yeah, she didn't fancy up her nostril.
20:08Wait, I'll do you.
20:09Yet.
20:12You smell real good.
20:14That's the strawberry Louie.
20:15The difference of Louie on a date than Louie would get in the agency.
20:19Mm-hmm.
20:20Oh.
20:21Even the body language, though, it's just clear.
20:25Tell me what you're wearing.
20:27I'm wearing a white shoulder dress, and then it's straight, and then my left leg is out.
20:33Ooh.
20:34Yeah.
20:35While Louie gets all excited at the mere mental image of a bare thigh, Keset is getting stuck
20:39into her Turkish delight, Furkan.
20:41Furk me sexy.
20:42What do you do, love?
20:44I'm a music producer, and I do social media.
20:47Okay.
20:48And what kind of music do you produce?
20:50I do house music, like a melodic house, progressive house, tech house, you know?
20:55Penthouse, funhouse, anything house.
20:57Right.
20:58So with the party stuff, EDM, you know?
21:00No, I don't know that.
21:02That's the dancing stuff, basically.
21:04Right, okay.
21:05It's like an IB sort of stuff.
21:06I've just been to IB, actually.
21:08How do you find it now?
21:09It's the beginning of the summer.
21:10It wasn't really my cup of tea, to be honest.
21:13No.
21:14This is way out of my comfort zone, but I guess the agents know what they're doing, so I'll
21:19give it a crack.
21:20I don't think I've ever been blindfolded before, although I might as well have been.
21:24You've seen half of the exes.
21:26Over to Sam, who's having a crack at his date, Hattie.
21:29Have you ever had a date like this before?
21:31No, funnily enough.
21:32I've never been sat in front of a blindfolded man.
21:35I know, this is like speed dating in Guantanamo Bay.
21:37What are you doing in your spare time?
21:39So I'm actually a trained opera singer.
21:41Shots up.
21:42She gets that a lot, I imagine.
21:44I think me and Hattie could get on.
21:46I've never wanted to bend the rules so much.
21:48I just want to have like one peep, but I can't.
21:51Right, let's see how S Club John's getting on with his date, Jordan.
21:55What do you do?
21:56I cut her.
21:57A gay hairdresser?
21:58Yeah.
21:59That's unheard of.
22:00We like to push the boundaries on this show.
22:02That's outrageous.
22:04So when are you going to come to Merseyside and get your hair done?
22:08Is it a freebie or do I have to?
22:10Well, yeah, it can be free, but you can pay me in kindness.
22:12Oh, flirty stuff.
22:13It's a good start.
22:14Have you ever been blindfolded?
22:15Yeah, I have actually.
22:16And that was the last time I got my hair cut in Merseyside.
22:17That's the right answer, yeah.
22:18I kind of like that sort of.
22:19I was going to say, this is not my first rodeo.
22:20I'm actually feeling kind of okay.
22:21This is definitely a really weird way to meet somebody for the first time, but Jordan
22:22sounds like a really playful lad, which I love.
22:25If he's rocking a beard, this could be game on.
22:27Are you beardy as well?
22:28Do you want to touch it?
22:29Yeah, I kind of do.
22:30Actually, my hands are clean.
22:31I can't.
22:32Oh, it's a good one as well.
22:33Do you feel that?
22:34Yeah, that's... hang on a minute.
22:35Hang on.
22:36No, hold up.
22:37Wait.
22:38I'm just kidding.
22:39Oh, this is not my first rodeo.
22:40This is not my first rodeo.
22:41This is not my first rodeo either.
22:42So I'm actually feeling kind of okay.
22:44This is definitely a really weird way to meet somebody for the first time.
22:46But Jordan sounds like a really playful lad, which I love.
22:49If he's rocking a beard, this could be game on.
22:52Are you beardy as well?
22:53Do you want to touch it?
22:54Yeah, I kind of do actually.
22:55My hands are clean.
22:57Hang on a minute.
22:58No, I do.
22:59I've got a bit of a thing for...
23:02Keep it together, S Club, Jordan.
23:04Big stupid beardy faces.
23:06And that's a very good...
23:08He's lost it.
23:10Bearded face.
23:11A very good chin.
23:12Yeah, very good beardy chin.
23:14He's not the only fuzzed up jawline in this joint as Sherose is getting to know how I live.
23:19I've never been in a relationship.
23:21Never ever?
23:22No.
23:23No way.
23:24I find that hard to believe.
23:26Lovely teeth, aren't you?
23:27Thanks.
23:28Got a smile.
23:29Nothing beats a good old set of gnashes.
23:30It's weird, because obviously you'd probably normally look at my eyes.
23:33Yeah.
23:34I do have beautiful eyes.
23:35Yeah.
23:36It's a shame you can't see them.
23:37I don't like my own eyes, but I'm totally nice.
23:39Really?
23:40Yeah, so I'll let you judge that one.
23:41You've got a nice voice.
23:42I'm cute.
23:43This is strange.
23:44I hate not being able to see Sherose, but he sounds cute and I'm getting good vibes.
23:51Maybe this blindfold isn't such a bad idea after all.
23:55Let's find out if things are hotting up over on Mark's date with Nadia.
23:59So what's your sort of background or business, please?
24:02Oh, sexy talk.
24:03Get right on the LinkedIn page.
24:04I'm a beauty therapist and aesthetic practitioner of over 30 years.
24:09So you've got your own salon?
24:10I have my own at-home clinic.
24:12If it's not too weird, you're welcome to check out my proud boast that I don't use any colour.
24:17You've got the most incredible hair colour then.
24:19I can see.
24:20It's just a little bit salty, but you know, more pepper.
24:23Well, I'll take that.
24:24If you told me a few weeks ago I'd be dating two beauticians inside 24 hours, I'd have said
24:30you're having a laugh.
24:31If you'd have told me those two beauticians would have been complimenting me on my date,
24:35I'd have said, you're really having a laugh.
24:38So, have you got children?
24:40No, I haven't.
24:41I've got a cat.
24:42Oh.
24:43And he's enough.
24:44What's your cat's name?
24:45Mr Biggs.
24:46Mr Biggs.
24:47Yeah.
24:48A nice big pussy.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:54Unbelievable.
24:55Yes.
24:56I'm sorry.
24:57Yes.
24:58So, would you say you've got a high sex drive?
24:59Oh, yeah.
25:00It's through the roof.
25:01Right.
25:02Sex clubs?
25:03You into that?
25:04Well, I've never tried one.
25:05All right.
25:06Threesomes?
25:07I've done a fivesome.
25:08You've done a fivesome?
25:09Yes.
25:10Isn't that a gangbang?
25:11Well, I suppose you could call it that.
25:14How was that?
25:15It was good.
25:16It was good fun.
25:17Enjoyed it.
25:18Well, I found the whole event quite awkward.
25:19You were very greedy with the others.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Yeah.
25:22Started off with poker, strip poker.
25:23Right.
25:24And then ended up in mad, kinky, great sex, to be fair.
25:28Did you win any money?
25:29Um, no money.
25:30I didn't win money, but I won.
25:31You won the vagina.
25:32Yeah.
25:33I won the pussy.
25:34You won the pussy.
25:35Oh, God.
25:36Sure.
25:38Mum, if you see this big geezer called Damien turn up at your poker night, run.
25:42Run for the fucking hills.
25:44Welcome back to Celebs Go Blind Dating at Brunch, where the agents are hoping some kinky
25:59eyewear will help this lot form deeper connections.
26:02So far, Louie's getting primal urges around Harriet.
26:05My favourite animal is probably a panda.
26:07How do you say pandas and koalas?
26:09Koalas have chlamydia.
26:10Oh.
26:11So do I, but I still do a good job.
26:12Donna's giving filthbag Damien a run for his money.
26:15Anything you're into?
26:16Do you like getting pegged?
26:17Never tried it.
26:18Always start with a small one.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Then work your way up, I think.
26:22Right.
26:23Yeah, health and safety.
26:24Sam's trying anything to impress opera singer Hattie.
26:26I've actually got really small hair, but I have big hair.
26:28I suppose that makes you taller.
26:30Great.
26:31Meanwhile, Kerry's fella Firkin is looking at the positives.
26:34Of course, you're looking much better than I saw you on the previous videos.
26:37I've been checking some videos from probably a couple of years back, the last ones I saw.
26:41Thank you very much.
26:42I really appreciate that.
26:43You're welcome.
26:44You're welcome.
26:45Liv is copping a feel of brown-eyed boy Cherose.
26:46Are you flexing?
26:47You're really flexing.
26:48Definitely flexing.
26:49S Club John and old furry chops Jordan are also hitting it off.
26:54And quiz man Mark is ready with a killer question for his match Nadia.
26:58How tall are you?
26:59I am actually five foot four and in heels, I think five seven, five eight.
27:03Yes.
27:04That's my mutant superpower is you can wear heels wherever you like.
27:07I'm not going to get a bend.
27:08That's really handy.
27:09My superpower is being able to stuff a Terry's chocolate orange up my arse and pop out each
27:14segment individually.
27:15Anyway, time to check if the lack of facey time is holding back lover boy Louie.
27:20Let me feel your hand.
27:25Just to break down Louie's game.
27:28Please.
27:29So he said, I'm enjoying this.
27:30That was his signal to see how she would respond.
27:33Absolutely.
27:34Which now he knows he's got a green light to get more physical with the whole situation.
27:38So he's now going to push the envelope with her.
27:42I'm sure Anna and Dr. T are grateful for that bronze explanation.
27:45What colour are the nails?
27:46French.
27:47What are the French tippies?
27:48Of course.
27:49What colour is the jewellery?
27:50Gold.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Okay.
27:53Nice.
27:54I know you've got gold too.
27:55Matching.
27:56I like that.
27:57Yeah.
27:58The white but the gold.
27:59Looks good on your skin.
28:00I already know it though.
28:01Shit.
28:02God.
28:03It's a good day.
28:04Yeah.
28:05He's a smooth bastard.
28:06In that time.
28:07In quick timing as well.
28:08I know.
28:09Made a good impression.
28:10Yeah.
28:11What was your name?
28:12Harriet.
28:13Harriet.
28:14And he was doing so well.
28:15I wasn't really sure at the beginning but this might be working.
28:18There's definitely something interesting between me and Harriet.
28:20I'm excited to see her face.
28:22Right.
28:23Let's see how tighty-whitey shirt brothers S Club John and Jordan are getting on.
28:27Can you ride?
28:28Can I what?
28:29Can you ride?
28:30A what?
28:31Horses.
28:32Horses?
28:33Yeah, I can.
28:34Yeah, yeah.
28:35Polly.
28:36That's good because I can ride.
28:37You can ride.
28:38Yeah.
28:39I can do Brought Backlampton.
28:41We can do that in Wales.
28:43I was obsessed with Yellowstone, the TV show.
28:50It's got me in my head and like anyone that's sort of like got cowboy vibe and you ride horses
28:54as well.
28:55So that's.
28:56Yeah.
28:57I've got a beard.
28:58And you've got a beard.
28:59And S Club John's sex fantasy full house.
29:01Boom.
29:02This is almost a little bit embarrassing.
29:04The energy I'm getting from Jordan is amazing.
29:06And although I can't see him, I can definitely feel him and he feels amazing.
29:10Saddle up cowboy.
29:12Time to check in and see if Liv is getting the feels from Cherose.
29:15So tell me, what do you do?
29:16I'm a Thai boxing coach.
29:19Are you?
29:20I am, yeah.
29:21Yes, I coach Thai boxing.
29:22I used to compete.
29:23Did you?
29:24Yeah, but I haven't competed for about six years.
29:26Really?
29:27Okay.
29:28Would you teach me some Thai?
29:30Of course.
29:31I'd love to.
29:32I'd absolutely love to.
29:33Can I keep you good at it?
29:34Do you know what?
29:35I'm quite strong.
29:36I love the gym.
29:37I used to dance.
29:38So did Anton de Bec, but I'll jab his massive head off.
29:40Dancers are strong to be fair.
29:42Yeah.
29:43I'm a ballerina, so like I'm very...
29:45Flexible as well?
29:46Yeah, flexible.
29:47Ah, a lot of muscle dexterity there.
29:49I wish I could see your reaction.
29:50What?
29:51That's what I'm saying.
29:53You've got an expressive voice.
29:54I feel like I'm making heavy eye contact, but I can't actually see it.
29:57Oh, yeah.
29:58It's weird.
29:59It's so weird.
30:00I'm finding this really easy though.
30:02I thought I'd struggle, but you're easy to chat to, so.
30:05That's nice.
30:06I thought that this blindfold stuff would be a load of rubbish, but Cherose has made this a great pleasure.
30:11He's clearly in good shape and he has a lovely accent.
30:14I just really hope he's fit too.
30:17Over to Filth Corner.
30:18I wonder if Damien and Donna have left the gutter yet.
30:21Take it you like the old tongue down there then?
30:23I guess not.
30:24On my...
30:25Your front bum.
30:26Did Damien just say front bum?
30:28No.
30:30No.
30:31Sometimes it could be okay, sometimes it's not okay.
30:37Right, that's because you've never had mine, but mine would be very okay.
30:41This guy's something else.
30:42I swear his head's getting redder and redder.
30:44Right.
30:45Do we need to get a caution wet floor sign?
30:47Yes, please, because I've been sick four times.
30:49Help!
30:50Er...
30:51No, I'm...
30:52Not yet.
30:53I'm good, babe.
30:54I'm alright.
30:55I've just shut off now.
30:56As soon as he's just said that, I'm done.
30:57I'm out.
30:58And because I'm out, I'm just going to see what his kinks are.
31:01Just writing my book.
31:03Do you like role play?
31:05Role play, yes.
31:06I don't mind a bit of role play.
31:07Say, for example, if I was on the sofa, big dollop of gravy, bit of mash, and you're going
31:12to the gym.
31:13Well, if it's a Sunday, I'll join you.
31:16No, it's not a Sunday.
31:18It's a Monday.
31:19Are we role playing now?
31:20Yeah.
31:21Well, you can eat your pie.
31:22Right.
31:23And you can go to the gym.
31:24And I can eat you.
31:25I'll just have the salad, thanks.
31:29Wow.
31:30You know, Donna, she's a fun girl.
31:32You know, she's got a great personality.
31:34She's a comedian.
31:35I mean, she hasn't cracked a smile once.
31:37No.
31:38You're very naughty.
31:39You only owe the half a bit.
31:42And that's still half too much.
31:44All right, everybody.
31:46Time's up.
31:47Time's up.
31:48Time's up.
31:49Time flies when you're having fun.
31:52Right then, it's a lovely, lovely to meet you.
31:54You too, my love.
31:56Nice to see you.
31:57Nice to speak to you too.
31:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:59Hopefully see you soon.
32:00Yeah, probably will still.
32:02It was nice chatting to you.
32:04It's so lovely to meet you.
32:06It's so lovely to meet you.
32:07You too.
32:08Please go home safe and look after yourself.
32:09You too.
32:10No, this was really lovely.
32:11Bye-bye.
32:12Bye.
32:13I'm going to see you later.
32:18Good to see you.
32:19If mine weren't facey, I'm going to be surprised.
32:21She was fucking amazing.
32:22Okay, everybody blindfolds off, please.
32:27Welcome back.
32:28Was we here by ourselves the whole time?
32:31Well, that went very well.
32:33They all benefited from not having any visual cues.
32:37Now for the interesting part.
32:38Just how strong were those sightlet sessions when it comes to making a choice?
32:43So as the bar staff snapple away any uneaten croissants and shift chairs around, the agents gather the
32:50celebs together to dish out their next surprise.
32:53Okay, guys.
32:54I think it's fair to say that we found your blind dating interesting.
32:57Yeah.
32:58But we've got some news for you.
33:00We're not done yet.
33:03It's time to face the music, guys.
33:05It's time to get feedback from your dates this week.
33:10Fuck.
33:11Fuck yes.
33:13You will then have a choice on whether you wish to pursue either of the familiar faces
33:19or date the person you have met today blindfolded.
33:23Without seeing them.
33:24This is where shit gets real.
33:26And we're going to smear it all over your face and chest.
33:29Sorry.
33:30I took the metaphor too far.
33:31I blame Damien.
33:32All right.
33:33Please welcome the Deities.
33:38Oh my gosh.
33:41They have directly impressed.
33:44Oh yes.
33:45Oh yes.
33:46They are ready for battle.
33:49The brunch battle.
33:51If we could have Louis step on up, please.
33:53Go on Louis.
33:54There we go.
33:56Louis.
33:57Yeah.
33:58We consider brunches a place of pure honesty.
34:01On that note, let's invite up Jasmine and Nadia.
34:09Since twice dating, snogging and talking up a third date with Jasmine, Louis has been getting
34:13tongue-tied with anyone who's made eye contact, including Nadia.
34:17This could get interesting.
34:18Nadia, how would you describe the date that you had with Louis?
34:23I honestly had such a good experience on our date.
34:27You surprised me a lot.
34:30So, did you two share a kiss?
34:33Mm-hmm.
34:34Yeah, we did.
34:35Uh-oh.
34:36Jasmine's fuming.
34:37All right.
34:38Now, Jasmine, who you've gone on two dates already with.
34:43When you left that second date, did you believe that you would have another date with Louis?
34:50Well, Louis asked us for a third date and we started a planet.
34:54You're not mine.
34:55You're not my property.
34:56But, obviously, I'd hope you'd act accordingly.
34:59So, you shouldn't be going around kissing girls if you're trying to get with me.
35:07Can I not have two good dates, though?
35:09Like, is that, like, illegal?
35:11No, not at all.
35:12I feel like what Jasmine just said is one of her boundaries was you kissing.
35:17Kissing on another date is a no-go, then.
35:20Oh, mate, read the room.
35:21If you've got me, you should do everything to keep us.
35:24You shouldn't be, like, thinking with your dick.
35:26I wasn't thinking with my dick.
35:27Shit.
35:30I wasn't thinking with my dick.
35:31I wasn't thinking with my dick.
35:32Logically, if you've got me, try and keep me.
35:35A kiss does not mean I'm thinking with my dick.
35:41You know, Louis, I'm curious.
35:42Do you feel like you broke any of Jasmine's boundaries?
35:46If I'm honest, no.
35:48And you might feel disrespected, but you haven't been disrespected.
35:52All right, so we're at the moment where you have to make a big decision.
36:00You can choose to go on that third date that you and Jasmine have started planning.
36:06Or you could go on a second date with Nadia.
36:11Or you can date Harriet, who you met today.
36:15Give me a second.
36:18Holy fuck.
36:22Hang on, is he consulting Big Ben?
36:26Fucking hell, man.
36:28Talk to him, Louis!
36:29If I go to bed, baby, can I take you?
36:39Welcome back to Celebsco Brunching, where predictably things have turned ugly.
36:45Standing before Louis right now are two angry-faced women he's been snogging.
36:49This one and this one.
36:50And he's just had a literal blind date with this one.
36:53And now he's got to pick one of them to carry on dating.
36:57I'm scared.
36:59Louis, who would you like to see on another date?
37:04Ummm.
37:09I'mma say fuck it.
37:11Wouldn't be the first time.
37:14And I'm gonna go for the blind date.
37:17I don't think Jasmine's happy.
37:19Pumps on the heat in the kitchen.
37:21What, you think necking two girls, a girl in Ibiza, live, me, and then choosing a girl that you've just met at the bar when you've already been on dates with a girl and you've already planned a third date?
37:30Mum's life, you're just popping off for no reason.
37:31I'll actually get hot.
37:33What, you get hot because you're being held accountable for your actions?
37:36I'm not letting you tell me that I haven't held my actions because I have.
37:40What the fuck?
37:42Oh.
37:44Do you know what, honestly, I'm glad. I'd rather know on the second date than the 12th with this.
37:49There we go.
37:50Yeah, there we go.
37:52There. We. Go.
37:54Alright, so, let's bring down Harriet.
37:57Yay, Harriet!
37:58Yeah, just me, then.
38:01Poor Harriet.
38:05Hurry up, Harriet.
38:06Fucking hell.
38:08Look at those stairs.
38:10Hi, Harriet.
38:11Hello.
38:12Good to see you again.
38:13Hello, how are you doing?
38:15Louis has opted to ask you on a date.
38:18Yeah, why not?
38:19Super, super.
38:20Harriet is looking facey.
38:21I'm not going to lie, I'm excited for our date.
38:22But right now, I'm excited to get out of it because Jasmine's pissed.
38:24How are you doing?
38:25How are you doing?
38:26Okay, well, up next we have Mark.
38:27Mark.
38:28Mark.
38:29Mark.
38:30Mark.
38:31Mark.
38:32Mark.
38:33Mark.
38:34Mark.
38:36Earlier today, the Beast had a feast on a pre-brunch lunch munch with Deanne. He's just
38:50met but couldn't see the lovely Nadia.
38:53Hello.
38:54Hello.
38:55But his lady chase began early in the week on a snoozy date with Natalie.
38:59Oh.
39:00It was a little bit awkward, wasn't it?
39:02You did your one quite a few times, which makes you feel a little bit...
39:05Sorry about that.
39:06That's all right.
39:07That's all right.
39:08From my end, I didn't find there was any spark and I got the feeling, yeah.
39:12A hundred.
39:13Oh, dear.
39:14At least he was fully conscious for Deanne.
39:17I was pleasantly surprised because he's not my usual type.
39:22You're not someone I'd probably normally be with but it worked really well and I was
39:27enjoying it immeasurably.
39:28Yeah.
39:29Big decision time.
39:30Would you like to go on another date with Natalie, with Deanne, or with someone you
39:37just had a blindfolded experience with, Nadia?
39:41Go on, Beastie.
39:42Gotta be the easiest question anyone's ever asked her, geezer.
39:45I'm gonna pick Deanna, please, if she'll have me.
39:48All right.
39:49Well, Deanne.
39:50Yes, I would like to.
39:51Oh, there you go.
39:53The blindfolded date with Nadia was great fun but I knew what Deanne looked like and
39:58I wanted a second date with her and certainty won out over taking a chance.
40:03Sam Prince, you're up.
40:05This is so bizarre, you can't see me.
40:07Sam couldn't see Hattie on his date just now.
40:10But he saw enough in his first date, Faye, to give her all the right signals.
40:14Maybe we should get a second date.
40:16I think I'd actually be open to that, Sam.
40:18Before giving the agents a whole lot of the wrong words.
40:21Could I see myself in a relationship with Faye?
40:24No.
40:25And even bendy backbone Jennifer wasn't impressing him much on his next outing, the double date
40:31with Liv.
40:32Wow.
40:33Faye, is there any connection between you and Sam?
40:35I think Sam's very attractive.
40:37Definitely a little fizz going on for you.
40:39Yeah.
40:40Okay.
40:41Okay.
40:42This is a place of truth when you're in the agency, Sam.
40:44Oh, no.
40:45What did you say to us?
40:47You felt that this was probably more of a friendship?
40:53For sure.
40:54Mm-hmm.
40:55Yeah.
40:56Okay.
40:57Just so we're clear, does Sam at any point make you feel like he was interested in you or...?
41:01He did ask me on a second date, yeah.
41:03Oh.
41:04So...
41:05And then, as we said goodbye, he was, like, excited to see you.
41:12Hey, listen, we're having such a good time at the start.
41:15I think a few years ago, I'd have said, yeah, let's go for a lot of dates.
41:17Yeah, yeah.
41:18But could I see myself with you?
41:20I'm not sure I could, if I'm really brutally honest, if that's too honest.
41:24Yeah, it feels like it is.
41:25Bit like telling your nana, breath stinks.
41:27Apologies again, nan.
41:28For fucking hell.
41:29Stick a minute in it.
41:30But why'd you ask Faye on a second date, then?
41:32In the moment, it felt right.
41:37Doing the thing in the moment just ends up leading people on.
41:41It's impolite to ask someone to go on a date and then tell them in front of a whole room of people
41:46that, actually, you were talking bullshit and you don't want to date her.
41:49That's far more embarrassing and disrespectful.
41:51To be fair, he didn't know you psychos were going to wheel her out in front of everyone.
41:55Jennifer, how was your date with Sam?
41:59I mean, it was fun.
42:01Yeah, I agree.
42:02Was there spark for either of you?
42:04For me, there wasn't a spark in that way.
42:06I mean, I don't think there's opportunity for that.
42:09Yeah.
42:10But, Sam, you have also just had a blind date with Hattie.
42:14Which out of the three ladies would you like to go on a date with?
42:18I mean, the body language ain't great for me, Sue, is it?
42:21I would love to meet Hattie and go on a date with Hattie.
42:24OK.
42:25Let's meet Hattie.
42:30Hey, Hattie.
42:31Hattie, Sam.
42:32Sam, Hattie.
42:33Lovely to meet you.
42:34You too.
42:35Sam has selected you, Hattie, to go on a date.
42:38Is that something you would like to accept?
42:39Absolutely, yeah.
42:40Please go and join the celebrities and the other dateies.
42:42You're going on a date.
42:43Lovely to meet you.
42:44Hi.
42:45That was hideous.
42:46I've 100% learnt my lesson.
42:48Hattie, I'm intrigued to go on a first date.
42:51I wouldn't say 100% my type, but let's see what happens.
42:55Next in line to get picky is Liv.
42:58How has dating been for you?
43:00I think I've had successful dates.
43:03Well, she did just get touchy-feely with Cherose,
43:06but she wasn't exactly getting the feels on her first date with Nathan.
43:10And she seemed more interested in hanging out with Sam
43:13than Big Christian on her second date.
43:15Oh, my God.
43:16What are you doing?
43:17See you, I see it.
43:18Come on.
43:19And did the night end there for you?
43:22We ended the day, and then me and Sam
43:24went for a little friendly drink after.
43:26Oh!
43:27Yeah.
43:29You smashed your bastards.
43:31No, it was literally just mates.
43:34Now, the decision is yours.
43:37Who would you like to go on another date with?
43:39Ooh, who's it gonna be?
43:42I can't take the suspense.
43:44I'm going to take a risk in my gut and go on a date with Cherose.
43:50All right.
43:51Well, let's welcome Cherose.
43:58Well, hi, Cherose.
43:59He's very nice, isn't he?
44:01Definitely made the right decision.
44:03Liv wanted to go on another date with you.
44:06Oh, wicked, fantastic.
44:07Thank you very much.
44:08Take a seat, Smiler.
44:11All right.
44:12You okay?
44:13All right.
44:15Right, S Club John's up next.
44:17He recently had a first date with Ali and a second date with Jared.
44:21But now, after furry-faced cowboy Jordan's just ridden into town, these two are gonna have their work cut out.
44:29So, Ali, if we may, give us a little flavour of how it went.
44:32Really lovely guy.
44:33Really sweet.
44:34I'm not sure if he thought the same.
44:35I got the impression maybe his type is a bit different potentially.
44:38For me personally, like you say, like, you're not really my type.
44:41There's no real spark for me there.
44:43Ouch.
44:44Jared, your date with John.
44:45We'd love to know how that went for you.
44:47Like, on the date, we chatted so easily.
44:49Towards the end, I think maybe it kind of dissipated a little bit.
44:52I was very clear on the date as well.
44:53I took your guys' advice and, you know, I was very clear with Jared that I didn't want to pursue the relationship.
44:58Which brings us on to the next bit, John.
45:01You've just had a blind date with Jordan.
45:03I have, yeah.
45:04Yee-haw!
45:05This is decision time now.
45:07I think maybe we have an inkling where this is heading.
45:09Maybe not, because it is over to you, John.
45:11Go on, stick a pie on them one more time.
45:15Yeah, I'm gonna go for Beardy Jen.
45:18Go for Jordan.
45:19No hesitation.
45:20Straight in.
45:21Let me at him.
45:22Let's bring him down.
45:27Oh, yeah.
45:28Jordan.
45:29Jordan.
45:30Jordan.
45:31Officially, you can meet John.
45:32John, Jordan.
45:33John, do you like what you see?
45:34Very much, yeah.
45:35Look at eye contact.
45:36Oh, my God.
45:37Jordan comes down the stairs, and my first thought is, yes.
45:41Thank God he is so fit.
45:42Okay, Jordan, how did you find your date with John?
45:45Yeah, it was good.
45:46I just think it's a bit difficult to have a date with someone with a blindfold on.
45:49Because you need to make a connection with your eyes.
45:51And I think you can see that now.
45:52Yeah.
45:53I can't take my eyes off him, so...
45:54Ah, S-Cloud John, the eyebanger, returns.
45:55It's crazy.
45:56I mean, guys, I mean, we're feeling this.
45:58This is like boom, boom, boom!
45:59Oh, my God.
46:00Jordan, I mean, we do have to ask a question.
46:01I sort of feel like we always know what to do, to be a good, to be a good thing.
46:03I think you're going to be a good thing, and I think you're going to be a good thing.
46:05I'm going to be a little bit more for the round.
46:06I'm going to be a good thing.
46:07So, I think you're going to be a good thing.
46:08I'm going to be a good thing.
46:09Crazy.
46:10I mean, guys, I mean, we're feeling this.
46:12This is like boom, boom, boom.
46:14Oh, my God.
46:15Jordan, I mean, we do have to ask the question.
46:17I sort of feel like we all need to leave the room, actually, right now.
46:21But we'll do it officially.
46:24Would you like to go on a date with John?
46:25Definitely.
46:26I was going to say a big deal.
46:27I mean, don't do that, King King. Go, go, go.
46:30Join him.
46:35He is Escalade.
46:37You guys, you guys, our work here is done.
46:40Our work here is done.
46:42Oh, my goodness, this is huge.
46:44In Ibiza, it was my mission to get John to a point
46:48where he felt comfortable to kiss somebody in public.
46:51He's only gonna done it.
46:55Holy shit!
46:57Oh, my God.
46:59Hold on for a second.
47:00Wait, what's this, Paul?
47:02I always bust a bubble.
47:03What's happening?
47:04Happy run out of place, Shreeze.
47:06Paul!
47:07We'll have to find out...
47:10...tomorrow night!
47:11Shit.
47:12...when the shocks keep coming...
47:15We've actually kept in touch.
47:16Wow.
47:17What?
47:18And after the painful pickings...
47:21You do look like my dad.
47:22Well, you could have called me daddy.
47:24Oh!
47:25They'll find out if their date's shape up.
47:29Have you ever knocked anyone out?
47:30I've stopped people before, yeah.
47:32Wow.
47:32I think you're really nice.
47:34I love being in a van.
47:35It's like a shit roller coaster.
47:37Good job.
47:39Good job.
47:41Thanks for that, Paul.
47:44Have a great day, Javi.
47:45How wonderful, Paul.
47:48Good job.
47:49Oh, man.
47:50Good job.
47:50Hi.
47:51Good job.
47:51Hey, pardon me.
47:54Come on como would you like me?
47:56Good job.
47:56And this place for you like me.
47:57Have a great job.
47:58And I believe you.
47:59And I believe you are in a movie.
48:00Vayne, talk LEASTOR is a good job OK?
48:01Good job.
48:02Great job.
48:03And I like this one just for you guys to eat.
48:03Good job.
48:04It's amazing, guys.
48:05But a really nice job.
48:06And I love it.
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