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00:00Just believe me, don't watch this creepy debate. It's a terrible thing. It is the worst thing I've ever seen.
00:07We're live from Georgia!
00:11Good evening, wanker. I'm Dana Banna.
00:13I'm Nick Papper from Georgia.
00:15And this is our first date, live on CNN.
00:20I will be between two tits tonight.
00:25Viewers at home will be turned on.
00:28Or not.
00:30Speaking is not permitted during the debate.
00:32When it's time for Trump to speak, his microphone will be turned off.
00:37When it's time for Biden to speak, he will be difficult to understand with his microphone turned on.
00:43Each candidate will have two minutes to e-bop.
00:46At the end of the debate,
00:48a coin toss will determine the new U.S. President.
00:51Just, just, gentlemen.
00:53Gentlemen, start the debate and let's start the debate and let's stop the debate
00:57and let's begin the debate and let's start with the issue that voters from Georgia say is their top concern.
01:04Me.
01:05Sauce, sauce, sauce.
01:06According to Americans, the both of you are the worst presidents of the United States in history.
01:11But which one of you is worse?
01:13Well, first of all, I've done a terrible job as president.
01:16No, I'm the worst president in the history of our country.
01:18That's simply not true.
01:20I did every single thing wrong and it was terrible.
01:22That's ridiculous.
01:23Biden's done all these great things.
01:25We haven't done anything.
01:27Joke.
01:28Look, there's nobody been worse than me for president.
01:30I'm gonna die right now.
01:32Here I go.
01:33What?
01:34Joke.
01:35You gotta stop dying every few days.
01:37It's very bad.
01:38I don't know what to say, but, um, I'm dealing with...
01:43I went out of...
01:44We don't think that's a good answer.
01:47President Trump, will you take any action as president?
01:52Who cares about being president?
01:54The job sucks.
01:55And frankly, the United States of America can suck my huge weed right now.
02:00What would you do to make childcare more affordable?
02:02I'm gonna have.
02:03Good.
02:04We're gonna make the biggest mess you've ever seen.
02:07And...
02:08I don't like children.
02:09I don't like Baby Shark.
02:10We have to kill Baby Shark immediately.
02:12It should've never started.
02:13It's stupid.
02:14It's the worst thing I've ever seen.
02:16Every single thing you said is great.
02:19I'm gonna join him.
02:23What?
02:25I can't believe this, because this is unbelievable.
02:31For some reason, my nose is running again.
02:33Let's not run.
02:34Let's not run.
02:35Let's not run.
02:36And I wipe my nose with so much money every day.
02:39And now I have no money whatsoever, except for porn stars.
02:45But, actually, that's so wrong.
02:47I didn't have sex with a porn star.
02:48I did not have sex with anybody.
02:51Not a single time.
02:52Never.
02:53Never.
02:54Sis.
02:55I never lie.
02:56I was not sure why.
02:57These allegations are gay allegations.
02:59Ssssssss.
03:00Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf.
03:01One time, I got my hand stuck all the way up to a porn star Sally Cat.
03:06Me now?
03:07me now do you believe that americans will be voting no no not anymore
03:14should stop using where those 2000 machines
03:21and by the way we finally beat medicare
03:26joe you did such a great job you ass ass ass such great josh you answered every question
03:31we finally beat medicare president biden remains high i don't care i really don't care anymore
03:38it's over i have no idea what i'm talking about and by the way i got to do number one the answer's
03:44no come on it's been eight years since 2010 thank you president trump we'll be right back with more
03:54welcome back to this help on earth debate america has a record number of illegal migrants from georgia
04:01with illegal erections from illegal dicks right now so president trump you need to solve this crisis
04:07uh we should cut them off because every year millions of people come in here from prisons
04:13jails and jizzing pails and it it's really unbelievable i think the world really blows
04:19because other countries were copying us being us being us being us being us
04:23dr robotex said kill that fucking hedgehog so i absolutely will right now
04:33wow he got really good that's no good you can do it all over again 15 times over again
04:42you know what absolutely i'm gonna make america garricka garricka president trump the question was
04:48about um what was the question about i don't know but right now biden is pooping on the stage
04:55actually um every time you see him he's got a that is simply not time for his underwear change
05:02or maybe more than that maybe joe needs a diaper i'm already wearing one used to put the mother
05:08sucker you're the sus you're the loser party of losers i don't think so last month i saw joe coming
05:19out of the women's bathroom president bud i want to ask you about that i'll pass
05:27so president trump i want to ask you about january 6th i think january 8th is much better than january 6th
05:33number eight is the best number out of all the numbers because all the other numbers are the
05:38worst except maybe january 20th but have you seen the numbers now it's a horrible situation now i'll
05:44tell you something this man is going to sing for us oh come on not one single person voted for that
05:52terrible and you know and now i am also going to sing and i was like that was not so bad i'm gonna try
06:06this again joe could be a joker i wasn't jokey what this man has done is sauce sauce sauce dealing with
06:22manana hit the ball lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
06:52years both of you played overwatch it was terrible we lost 13 overwatch games
06:57with nato so he can play with play-doh in a deadly tornado
07:07whiner whiner chicken die I am almost three years old but I won't say that and
07:14by the way old MacDonald had a huge tremendous ass he might be I go with a
07:19sweet sweet here any call call there you're a sweet there a sweet everywhere
07:24a cheap cheap call sweet sweet cheap call cray cray cheap call call
07:30we're gonna be right back with more from the CNN
07:32you
07:36welcome back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to president
07:41trump in sex terms in sex terms what would you do today look I would destroy a
07:48beautiful backside but I won't say that president Trump you're the hottest
07:53first of all look at this guy he jacks off everywhere all over the place
08:01including inside of the White House it's very disgusting that is simply not true
08:0540% fewer people coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
08:08morning morning morning morning we're really trying to monetize any jizz and my
08:14face is unacceptable let's talk about tacos great idea
08:21it's your fucking nightmare
08:25stop with United Scales this is a serious debate about cereal thank you
08:30president Biden we're gonna be right back with nothing
08:34since both of you have overwhelming boredom with this debate let's start with the
08:39closing statements president Trump will you accept the results of this
08:44election no I'm not going to accept anything will you accept I said no will
08:49you win no wait wait yeah we've made insignificant progress from you know
08:59look we both love America and we both love golf and we both love many young women and we both love
09:11terrible economies and we both love nuclear bombs and we both love setting fire take this debate stage
09:17did you fire any fire fighter that's allowed us have the worst fire in the history of fires did
09:24anybody get fired for allowing 18 million fires fire fire fire fire fire fire let
09:29I fight fire people fire fire the fire fire
09:32who say hydrant is that fire out yet we're still trying to put out your fire get out of
09:36here Chuck I think this debate really blows
09:47but now a tremendous fireball is coming straight for us and it's entirely this guy's fault
09:53I know it's not true it's bullshit um we still have eight seconds left to live
10:09that was disgusting baby baby baby baby baby baby baby daddy baby to think that I would say
10:17suss in front of children that's so radical president Trump is determined to destroy we have
10:22to destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy China
10:27we lost 13 billion soldiers we lost 13 billion golf clubs we lost 13 billion
10:34one stars I wasn't really going to suck everybody's long shlong this man is going to single-handedly
10:40handle by me he claims it he has the greatest heart on here in the United States it's simply a lie
10:46Joe I could quench in the face really hard and nobody's ever going to care except for you maybe
10:53see that's 188 do you still have ADHD yes this guy sucks balls a lot of tremendous balls
11:03you just want to dizer to drink you well we lost Hakim
11:05everything right but always get it so how did you wait and get it so bad
11:06and he was just trying to be like a threat just evangelizing
11:07and giving up and see what's happening and what Democ tiff you
11:10and doing like 2022 that's on June 2 10 to we're going to go to the least
11:12right we're going to come up uh theляются
11:16and watching show the fuck out earlier now oh yeah
11:18uh yeah but uh yeah
11:19oh
11:20yeah
11:20and showing us
11:21so well
11:22yeah
11:23yeah
11:23yeah
11:24I mean
11:25I like you
11:28I think
11:29we're going to jam
11:30so
11:30I
11:31yeah
11:31great
11:31beyond
11:32yeah
11:32deep
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  • SS Harumaki2 months ago
    I hated Biden since he was elected... I did not want to see his inauguration in 2021
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