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In the treacherous rainforest, circus acrobats must out-manoeuvre a ruthless hunter who plans to use them as bait for his deadly anaconda trap
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00:00I don't want to wait, man.
00:05Doug, what are you talking about?
00:06Let's do it.
00:07Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:10Yes.
00:11Wait.
00:12What?
00:15This is going to be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:18We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:20What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:22Two and a half million dollars.
00:23We've approved a loan for up to...
00:26$9,400.
00:28Yes.
00:31We're going to shoot it indie style.
00:33Run and gun.
00:34We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:40Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:41I love you, Derek.
00:42Kenny, you shoot it.
00:44Here we go.
00:44Doug, you direct.
00:46Action.
00:46Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50Bro.
00:50Come on.
00:51Bro.
00:53Maybe it'll be okay.
00:55You murder my friend.
00:56Cutting.
00:57This is anaconda.
01:02And we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:07We have to go out in the jungle.
01:09And find another one.
01:17What is that?
01:22Oh.
01:23My.
01:27We're in the middle of the jungle, and we are being hunted.
01:30My anaconda.
01:33Now we die.
01:34My anaconda.
01:36Help me, Dad.
01:37It's okay.
01:37You're safe.
01:38I'm here.
01:40Holy.
01:41My anaconda.
01:43Keep rolling.
01:45My anaconda.
01:45Don't want none unless you die.
01:48Oh.
01:48He's dead.
01:50Oh, no.
01:51What are we going to do?
01:52What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat?
01:55That's a really smart idea.
01:58Doug would have wanted this.
02:00I'm not sure he would have wanted this.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03The snake.
02:03Matt.
02:04He's alive.
02:05I think he checked his pulse.
02:06I did.
02:07Oh, God.
02:07Dude.
02:08He's right behind you.
02:10What the hell is going on there?
02:12It's a long story.
02:13Run.
02:13Oh, shit.
02:16Oh, shit.
02:16Oh, shit.
02:17Oh, shit.
02:21Oh, shit.
02:21Oh, shit.
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