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00:00It's a game for the uninhibited, and our stars this week, Lucille Ball and Charles Nelson-Reilly.
00:08Watch their bodies do the talking on Body Language!
00:14And here's the star of Body Language, Tom Kennedy!
00:23Hello. Thank you.
00:34I don't know what you did to deserve this, but you're really in luck today.
00:38Just a few weeks back, here in Los Angeles, one of our major independent stations spent an entire week, as they have done before, honoring, with a festival of films, the lady I'm about to introduce to you.
00:50I'm very proud to welcome to Body Language, Ms. Lucille Ball.
00:53Thank you. Thank you.
00:59They still love you, Lucy.
01:01Thank you. Thank you very much.
01:05Thank you. Thank you.
01:09Look at that.
01:15We love Lucy.
01:19Very good.
01:28Now, see, these are cameras.
01:30See the little red light?
01:31No kidding.
01:32Yeah, those are television cameras.
01:34Ah!
01:35The microphone.
01:36Oh.
01:37She built this joint, you know.
01:39This very stage, you worked on, you toiled on this very stage for years.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Did you not, Lucy?
01:45Yeah.
01:46I'm in the dark.
01:47Well, yeah, you are, as a matter of fact.
01:49She knows that key light.
01:51Ha, ha!
01:52She...
01:53All right.
01:57Is that all right?
02:02You look gorgeous.
02:04You really do.
02:05They put me...
02:06They put me in a hole.
02:07What they're trying...
02:08No, no.
02:09They're trying to tone down that devastating beauty.
02:12Yeah, well...
02:14No, but did I do wrong?
02:16Ask the man up there.
02:18Not God, the man up there.
02:19The lighting director.
02:20The lighting...
02:21Did I do...
02:22Did I do wrong?
02:23No.
02:24By moving?
02:25No, no.
02:26No, you're just fine.
02:27You're just fine.
02:28Now, hey, I want to ask...
02:30Bring me up to date on your grandchildren now.
02:33Well, you bring me up to date.
02:34She's pregnant every time I turn around.
02:36Lucy...
02:39How can she be?
02:41She's out...
02:42She's out touring with Larry Luck and Bill, her husband.
02:44Well, that too.
02:45They're not touring at the moment.
02:46She's having her third...
02:48My third grandchild.
02:49Huh?
02:50The oldest, Simon, is...
02:52Wait, wait.
02:53There's two more.
02:55The first one is three and a half.
02:59The second is a year and a half.
03:02And she's about five months pregnant.
03:05No kidding.
03:06Well, he's expected Christmas Eve.
03:09Christmas Eve.
03:10Christmas Eve.
03:11Christmas Eve.
03:12Okay.
03:13Well, we better get going or she's gonna head before we get out.
03:15Yeah.
03:16All right.
03:17I want you to meet your partner, Dennis Lemur.
03:18He's our champion with $1,000.
03:20Welcome back to you, Dennis.
03:22Good luck.
03:23And now, ladies and gentlemen, Charles Nelson Riley with us this week.
03:27Good to see you.
03:29We'll talk later.
03:30Oh, don't talk at all.
03:31All right.
03:32All right.
03:33And this is Christy.
03:34Is it good?
03:35Christy Good?
03:36Christy Good is here.
03:37Now, let's play our game.
03:38The object of body language is to act out a series of words to help you solve a puzzle.
03:42We'll show you how we do it.
03:43Lucy, come with me.
03:44We're gonna start with you right down here in the action.
03:46Yay!
03:47All right.
03:48All right.
03:49Now, here's what I'm gonna do.
03:51I'm gonna give you five of seven words that will appear in a puzzle.
03:54We'll show the folks that puzzle a little bit later on.
03:56And you'll have 60 seconds to act out those words.
03:58And if you want to pass, you can do that.
04:00We'll come back to the first time left on the clock.
04:02Okay with you?
04:03Hmm?
04:04All right.
04:0560 seconds on the clock.
04:06Here's your first word.
04:07And go.
04:09Oh, you're fainting.
04:10You got it.
04:11Go.
04:12Next word.
04:13Picking up a piece of luggage.
04:14Is that luggage?
04:15Is it luggage?
04:16Yes.
04:17You're a porter.
04:18It's a suitcase.
04:19It's bags.
04:20It's a handbag.
04:21It's a sack.
04:22It's a purse.
04:23Pass.
04:25This is artificial respiration.
04:27It's a ether, respirator, aqua lung, aqua, respirator, nose mask.
04:36Mask.
04:37We, uh...
04:38You can pass.
04:39Pass.
04:40Next word.
04:41This is a sprained ankle.
04:44Yes, that's it.
04:45Next.
04:46You have a broken leg.
04:47You're in an ambulance.
04:48Yes, that's it.
04:49Now we're repeating.
04:50It's a luggage.
04:51A bag.
04:52A handbag.
04:53You're carrying.
04:54You got it.
04:55Next.
04:56This is the last word.
04:57All right.
04:58Do you realize you got three out of five of those?
05:00Four out of five.
05:01And we can't talk about that other one.
05:03You all right?
05:04Yep.
05:05That was very well done.
05:06Get over in your key light there and sit down.
05:07Ha!
05:08Ha!
05:09There we go.
05:10Now.
05:11Four words for you.
05:12Here's the $100 puzzle.
05:13Let's look at the four words.
05:14Let's pop them in there.
05:15There's one.
05:16Two.
05:17Three.
05:18Three.
05:19Three.
05:20Three.
05:21Three.
05:22Three.
05:23Three.
05:24Three.
05:25Three.
05:26Three.
05:27Three.
05:28Three.
05:29Three.
05:30Three.
05:31Three.
05:32Three.
05:33Three.
05:34Four.
05:35You guys are a dynamite team.
05:36If you faint or get a sprained ankle, the blank will give you a blank and carry you to
05:43the ambulance on this kind of blank.
05:45Dennis, what is that?
05:46Stretcher.
05:47Is it stretcher?
05:48You did it.
05:49A hundred bucks.
05:50Just like that.
05:51Now let's look at the rest of the puzzle.
05:54If you faint or get a sprained ankle, the paramedics, parentheses means unacted, will
06:00give you oxygen, and that was oxygen she was giving herself with it, and you came very
06:05close.
06:06You had scuba gear going and all that, and carry you, and carry was, well you got that,
06:10to the ambulance on this kind of bed.
06:13That's how you play the game, folks.
06:14The first team to reach $500 wins the game, and a chance to shoot for $10,000.
06:18We'll be back with Charles Nelson Riley's team after this.
06:22Well, you can see we have $100 up there for Lucy's team.
06:35Charles' team has zero.
06:36That's simply because Charles hasn't had a shot yet.
06:38Charles, are you ready?
06:39I'm ready.
06:40All right, let's do it.
06:41On down to acting position, and Kirsten goes over and put your seat.
06:45You use anything, right?
06:48And he's not even Catholic.
06:50You're so good at this.
06:51Well, I was good once, but this is another day, another dollar.
06:54That's true too.
06:5560 seconds on the clock.
06:57Oh my gosh.
06:58First word.
06:59Go.
07:00You're a singer, you're an opera singer.
07:02You got it, opera.
07:03Next.
07:04You're opening, you're twisting, you're opening a tab.
07:07It's a...
07:10You're opening, you're tapping, you're twisting.
07:13It's a wine bottle, it's a corkscrew.
07:15You can pass.
07:16It's a...
07:17Okay.
07:18It's a...
07:19Pass.
07:20Pass.
07:21You're standing straight and tall, you're a soldier.
07:24You're swaying, moving back straight.
07:26Pendulum.
07:27You're a clock, the face of a clock.
07:29You're standing straight and tall, the whole body.
07:31The whole thing.
07:32Moving around time.
07:34You're a clock, grandfather clock.
07:37Yes.
07:38Okay.
07:39Turning, twisting, moving.
07:40Oh, music.
07:41Dancing.
07:42You're turning to radio.
07:43Stereo.
07:44Yes, yes.
07:45Opening a door.
07:46You're going in.
07:47You're knocking on the door.
07:48You're a visitor.
07:49You're going into the house.
07:50You're...
07:51You're...
07:52You're...
07:53You're...
07:54Okay.
07:55You're the body.
07:56You're going in.
07:57Knock, knock, knock.
07:58Who's there?
07:59Open.
08:00Come in.
08:01I know.
08:02It's a...
08:03It's a one-act play, isn't it?
08:05I know.
08:06You know...
08:07We got three.
08:08We got three.
08:09That's very good, Charles.
08:10You know that.
08:11Get over there and sit down.
08:12That's very good.
08:13Very good.
08:17Boy, that goes.
08:18It moves.
08:19It does move.
08:20That's right.
08:21Charles, you're in the wrong seat.
08:23I'm why?
08:24You're in the wrong seat.
08:25Key light is better.
08:26Oh, I see.
08:31You see the light's better over there.
08:33Oh.
08:34All right, here we go.
08:35This is a $100 puzzle.
08:36Three words.
08:37Let's take a look at the three words now.
08:39There's one.
08:40Two.
08:41And...
08:42A grandfather clock, an opera on the radio blank,
08:45or a blank in the blank,
08:47might keep you from doing this at blank.
08:51Christy?
08:52I'm going to say sleep.
08:53Is it sleep?
08:55Five.
08:56Oh!
08:57Sleepy.
08:58Very good.
08:59And what gave it to you?
09:01To keep you from doing this?
09:02Uh-huh.
09:03Grandfather clock, he did quite well.
09:06An opera on the radio next for was what?
09:09Radio next door.
09:11He went out of one door and knocked on his next door,
09:14neighbor's door.
09:15Or a drip.
09:17He did that quite well with the faucet, opening the faucet,
09:20little drips like that.
09:21In the kitchen might keep you from doing this at night.
09:24You have, however, $100.
09:26We're all tied up.
09:27We'll be back with our $250 puzzles right after this.
09:30Well done.
09:33We have $100 a piece.
09:34We're now going to $250 puzzles.
09:36And if neither team reaches $500, we'll then have a playoff.
09:39All right, Lucy, it's time for you now to receive the piece.
09:42Right over here.
09:43Dennis?
09:44Not yet.
09:45You're right down here.
09:46Now, this is a $250 puzzle.
09:49And once again, Dennis, there will be 60 seconds on the clock.
09:51Are you set?
09:52Set.
09:53We have that 60 seconds, please.
09:55Here, Dennis, is your first word.
09:56And go.
09:58Finger.
09:59Little finger.
10:00Tip.
10:01Pinky.
10:02Yes.
10:03Neck.
10:04Squat.
10:05Sit.
10:06Stand.
10:07Up.
10:08Yes.
10:09Stand up.
10:10Pass it.
10:11Pass.
10:12Pass it.
10:13I got that one.
10:15Butter your bread.
10:16Butter.
10:17Eat.
10:18Spread.
10:19Jelly.
10:20Jelly.
10:21Peanut butter.
10:22Something that's spicy.
10:23Something that's...
10:24You can pass.
10:25Hair.
10:26Yes, that's it.
10:27Next.
10:28We're repeating now, Lucy.
10:29Mixing.
10:30Fixing something to go on bread.
10:32Writing.
10:33You can pass.
10:34Yes, that's it.
10:35Next.
10:36We're repeating now, Lucy.
10:38Mixing.
10:39Fixing something to go on bread.
10:42Writing.
10:43Pen.
10:44Pen.
10:45Pen.
10:46Pen.
10:47Pen.
10:48Pen.
10:49Pen.
10:50Pen.
10:51Pencil.
10:52Quill.
10:53Yes.
10:54Wow.
10:55Final word.
10:56What the hell did I have with the bread?
10:58Eat.
10:59That's it.
11:00What time was that?
11:01That was great.
11:02That was awesome.
11:03What I want to know is how the hell did you get quill?
11:07I don't know.
11:08You did very well.
11:11It was in my youth.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Get over there, Dennis.
11:14That's well done.
11:15I like it.
11:16Can I stand here next to you?
11:17Yes, sir.
11:18All right.
11:19Now, you got four of them.
11:20Four out of five once again.
11:22Let's take, there's the puzzle.
11:23Let's take a look now at the four words you've earned.
11:25One.
11:26Two.
11:27Three.
11:28And four.
11:29Now, if by blank, you blank your pinky into a blank, you will get this and your hair will stand up like quills.
11:40What is it, Lucy?
11:46The time is up.
11:47Charles Nelson Riley, come over here.
11:48You're back in the game.
11:49We'll go back and forth until one of you gets this puzzle.
11:51Charles, which blank would you like next?
11:53One.
11:54All right.
11:55If by accident and all the rest.
11:57Right.
11:58I think it's a light socket.
11:59All right.
12:00Is it light socket?
12:01It is not.
12:02Lucy, back to you.
12:03Do you want two or four next?
12:05Which blank?
12:06Don't try to figure it out yet.
12:08Four.
12:09All right.
12:10If by accident you blank your pinky into a socket and you will get this and your hair will stand up like quills.
12:16Lucy.
12:17Electric shock.
12:18Is it electric shock?
12:20A shock is it.
12:22What is number two?
12:27All right.
12:28What do you think it's going to be?
12:29It says if by accident.
12:30Don't you think it's stick?
12:31Stick.
12:32Yeah.
12:33Is it stick?
12:34Well, what?
12:35Jam.
12:36Oh, jam.
12:37And that's what he was putting.
12:38Jam.
12:39Jelly.
12:40That's it.
12:41Jam and jelly.
12:42Your pinky into a socket.
12:43Very good.
12:44You took the words right out of my mouth.
12:46You got $350.
12:47You want to go over there and sit down?
12:48Charles, you stay right here.
12:49Do I get anything for just standing here like I did?
12:50No.
12:51Christy, get down here.
12:52You will in a minute.
12:53Very good.
12:54Dave got $350.
12:55You need this one.
12:56Could we have 60 seconds on the clock?
12:58Here's your first word.
12:59Oh.
13:02You're writing a bill.
13:04Stamp bill.
13:05The bill.
13:06Ink.
13:07Ink blot.
13:08Blot.
13:09Blot.
13:10You got it.
13:11Next.
13:12You're...
13:13You're...
13:14You're clipping.
13:15Spraying.
13:16Clipping.
13:17Clippers.
13:18Clippers.
13:19Oh, boy.
13:20You're...
13:21Pass.
13:22You're writing and thinking.
13:25You're thinking and writing a diary.
13:27Diary writing.
13:28Oh, I can't...
13:29Arithmetic.
13:30Arithmetic.
13:31Algebra.
13:32Trigonometry.
13:33Pass.
13:34Pass.
13:35I'm...
13:36Headlights.
13:37Headlights.
13:38Flashlights.
13:39Yes.
13:40You got that.
13:41You are on the floor and you're...
13:46Prescription.
13:47Doctor.
13:48You're...
13:49You're a doctor.
13:50Prescription.
13:51Uh, doctor.
13:52You're...
13:53You're a doctor.
13:54Prescription.
13:55Psychiatrist.
13:56Yes.
13:57You got it.
13:58Repeating Charles.
13:59You're in this clipper number.
14:00What the hell?
14:01Brushing your teeth and you're spray gunning yourself.
14:05We'll see how turns out.
14:07You got three of them.
14:08Whatever it was.
14:09Here's the puzzle.
14:10Boy, this is a fair show.
14:11Three.
14:12Let's take a look at the three words.
14:13There's one.
14:14Here's the next one.
14:15And...
14:16This is kind of...
14:17Now.
14:18An blank blanket.
14:19And a psychiatrist flashes this kind of blot at you.
14:23To blank your blank, Charles.
14:25Finally.
14:26Right.
14:27Answer.
14:28One...
14:29An ink.
14:30Is it ink?
14:31You did it.
14:32You did it.
14:33You did it.
14:34Yeah!
14:35See?
14:36And...
14:37Let's look at the rest.
14:38An...
14:39Octopus.
14:40Oh, no.
14:41Octopus.
14:42What was that?
14:43Yeah.
14:44Squirts is what she was doing.
14:45Squirts it in the psychiatrist flashes this kind of blot at you to test your mind.
14:47You have $250.
14:48Go over there and sit down.
14:49Now.
14:50Dennis and Christy, come over here.
14:51Very good.
14:52Thank you, sweetheart.
14:53Dennis over here.
14:54Christy over here.
14:55Now, see, neither of them reached $500, so we're going to have a playoff.
14:59$250 puzzle.
15:00If you have any blank, blank, blank, this blank of blank is blank in your blank.
15:05Dennis, you're the champ.
15:06You want to go first or do you want Christy to go first?
15:08I'll go first.
15:09All right, go.
15:10Five.
15:11If you have any blank, blank, blank, this blank of bones is blank in your blank.
15:15This is for the game, Dennis.
15:17Skeleton.
15:18Is it skeleton?
15:19You've hit it.
15:20Could you see the rest of the puzzle?
15:22If you have any ugly family secrets, this body of bones is hiding in your closet.
15:28Christy, good game.
15:29We have to say goodbye.
15:32We have a nice gift for you.
15:33It was a very good game.
15:34As for you, when we come back, you have a chance of $10,000 after this.
15:38All right.
15:39All right.
15:40All right.
15:45Here's our champ.
15:46Dennis Lemur.
15:47He remains our champ.
15:48We're now going to give you a chance of $10,000.
15:52Lucy, come on with me down into the acting arena.
15:54Dennis, over there.
15:55Now, once again, we're going to give you 60 seconds, but this time we're going to give
16:00you 10 words.
16:01And then, Dennis, every word you get is worth $100.
16:03And then later on, we'll tell you how you can convert the hundreds into thousands.
16:06So, 60 seconds on the clock, please.
16:08Lucy, here's your first word.
16:09Go ahead.
16:10All right.
16:11All right.
16:12Here's our champ.
16:13Dennis Lemur.
16:14He remains our champ.
16:15We're now going to give you a chance of $10,000.
16:16Lucy, come on with me down into the acting arena.
16:18Dennis, over there.
16:19Now, once again, we're going to give you 60 seconds, but this time we're going to give you
16:2110 words.
16:22And then, Dennis, every word you get is worth $100.
16:24Go.
16:25Lipstick.
16:26You got $100.
16:27Cutting, clipping, trimming, shearing, scissors.
16:31$200.
16:32Pain in the back.
16:33You have a backache.
16:34Yes.
16:35$300.
16:36You're stiff.
16:37You're military.
16:38You're dead.
16:39You're cold.
16:40You're frigid.
16:41You're frozen.
16:42$400.
16:43Rain is falling from the sky.
16:44It's a shower.
16:45$500.
16:46It's on the ground.
16:47On the floor.
16:48Is it on the floor?
16:49Carpet.
16:50Ground.
16:51Earth.
16:52Dirt.
16:53Floor.
16:54Pass.
16:55Linoleum rug.
16:56I don't know.
16:57Flick.
16:58Yes.
16:59$600.
17:00Shake.
17:01You're shaking salt on a salt pepper.
17:03Yes.
17:04$700.
17:05Bula dancing.
17:06Aloha.
17:07$800.
17:08You're needle and thread.
17:09You're sewing something.
17:10$900.
17:11Carpet, rug, floor, basement, down, ground, bottom, low, bottom.
17:16And...
17:17There you go.
17:18That's what I was...
17:19You know?
17:20I was hoping you were going...
17:21Ha!
17:22Ha!
17:23Ha!
17:24Lawn, grass.
17:25Yeah, grass is what it was.
17:26It's got 9 out of 10.
17:27I didn't smoke any.
17:28Let me tell you what you did.
17:31You know, I was hoping you started pulling it up.
17:34Lawn, grass?
17:35Yeah, grass is what it was.
17:37You got nine out of ten.
17:38I didn't dare smoke any of you.
17:42Let me tell you what you did.
17:44You got nine out of ten.
17:45That's $900.
17:46Now that can translate into $9,000.
17:52$9,000.
17:54We're gonna give you 20 seconds in three words.
17:56Dennis, if you get all three words, you get $9,000.
17:59If you don't get all three words, you still have the $900.
18:02You all set?
18:03Good luck.
18:04Can we skip this?
18:05Nah, come on, you're kidding me.
18:06You ruin this thing.
18:0720 seconds on the clock.
18:08Here is your first word, and go.
18:11You're an ape, you're a monkey.
18:12You have one down, two to go.
18:14You have a toothache, you have a tooth,
18:16a molar, a dental, a dentist.
18:17You have two down and one to go.
18:19You're a curtsying.
18:21You have $9,000.
18:24$9,000 to go, come on down.
18:27What am I happy to do now?
18:29I'm good at it.
18:30No, you just come down and help us stimulate, that's all.
18:33Well done.
18:34Perfect.
18:35There they are.
18:36Very little bit.
18:37That's how you play the game.
18:39We'll total up his winnings right after that.
18:49Dennis, which one was that number one on the sweet steak for you?
18:52That was the second time around.
18:54I was just answering Charles Nelson's answer, how much money can they win?
18:58They can stay on the show until they have five chances at the $10,000.
19:01So far, Dennis, you have $10,600.
19:05In answer to your question, you could earn up to $60,000 approximately on this show in one week.
19:11And that kind of, you know, that's more money than he makes in a week down there in Florida when he's down there.
19:18Are you having a good time, Lucy?
19:19Yes.
19:20Up to now.
19:21You are terrific at this game.
19:22Are you happy to watch any more?
19:23Of course.
19:25I forgot about it.
19:26I sort of figured that.
19:27You're just beautiful.
19:28Charles, you're going to come back again tomorrow?
19:30No, I have other shows, other careers.
19:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
19:33I'll be here tomorrow.
19:34See you then.
19:35Bye-bye.
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