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How Not To Date Your Neighbor - Full Episodes
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00:00:01I used to live in a quiet, convenient world of thought spirals and internal panic.
00:00:07But when the pipe in my apartment broke, suddenly all the sounds I'd been drowning out came bursting to the forefront.
00:00:14The suffocating boyfriend, the heroic neighbor who saves me from spiders, and evidently the new role as his fake girlfriend.
00:00:23But what happens when an unexpected living arrangement turns into unexpected chemistry?
00:00:30And the walls you've built to protect yourself, begin to crumble at the touch.
00:00:48See? I told you I looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:51Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:53I wish I'm right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:01:00Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:01:10I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:01:14Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid. And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:01:20Right. Speaking of, um, as of next week we'll have been dating a whole year. Maybe we could do something.
00:01:29Eh, well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:01:35That's what I said.
00:01:36Well, that's not exactly what you said. I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:41What?
00:01:43Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:49I think that we are good as is. I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything. Right, babe?
00:01:55Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:01:59Okay, well, I gotta go, so I will see you later.
00:02:02Mm-hmm.
00:02:15Adam!
00:02:20Oh, shit.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Wonderful.
00:02:36Uh-huh.
00:02:37Uh-huh.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:45Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:49Hands above your head.
00:02:50What the hell?
00:02:51Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:53No, no, no, wait, wait. I'm not breaking in. This is my apartment. I live here.
00:02:56Strike three.
00:02:57What are... What are you doing? Oh, my God!
00:03:00I'm arresting you for breaking an internal.
00:03:02Oh, my God! This is my apartment, you lunatic! I live here!
00:03:08Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:03:10Yeah, check my phone. The lease is in my email.
00:03:12All right. We'll see about that.
00:03:15Email, huh?
00:03:17Where do I look?
00:03:18What do you mean? It's right at the top!
00:03:20Huh.
00:03:22Well, would you look at that?
00:03:23Yeah! Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:03:25For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:44Oh, come on.
00:03:45Who are you?
00:03:46Jake. Apartment D.
00:03:49Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:51And you are...
00:03:54Noelle!
00:03:55Pleasure, Noelle.
00:03:57Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a get-out-of-jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:04:02How about an apology?
00:04:04For what? Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:04:08Kind of my job.
00:04:09Oh! So your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:04:23See you around, neighbor!
00:04:24You wish, asshole!
00:04:33Jerk. Who the hell does he think he is?
00:04:35You're under a roast.
00:04:38I live here.
00:04:45Hi, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:47Jakey! I'm so glad you answered. I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:51I miss you. It's been so long.
00:04:53I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:54Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:05:00You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:05:03I'm fine, Aunt Shelley. Really.
00:05:04How about I come by? I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet. She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:05:10No, uh, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone.
00:05:14You are?
00:05:16Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in. So, uh, no need to set me up.
00:05:24Oh, well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:05:26No, don't do that. She's, uh, shy.
00:05:29Nonsense.
00:05:30Nonsense.
00:05:40I'm Shelley, I have to go.
00:05:41Nonsense.
00:05:42What are you doing in here?
00:05:43I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:44Well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:46Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:48Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a spider.
00:05:49Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:05:52Yeah, I just can't.
00:05:53Here, I'll escort him out.
00:05:54Nonsense.
00:05:55I'll take it a minute.
00:05:57Wow.
00:05:58I'm sorry.
00:05:59I'm sorry.
00:06:00My mom's père, you're not going to be able to participate.
00:06:01It's because she can't have a ride.
00:06:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:03I'm sorry.
00:06:04No, no, I'm sorry.
00:06:06No.
00:06:07No, no.
00:06:08No, no, no.
00:06:09No, no, no.
00:06:10No, no, no, no.
00:06:11No, no, no.
00:06:12No, no.
00:06:13No, no, no.
00:06:15No, no, no.
00:06:16No, no, no.
00:06:17Um...
00:06:18no, no.
00:06:21The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:06:31I thought you were going to, um, thank you.
00:06:37Truce.
00:06:42Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:44Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place and my training kicked in.
00:06:51Yeah, truce.
00:06:57You were right, though. I was being an asshole.
00:07:01Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:07:10You're cute when you're flustered.
00:07:12I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:07:16You sure about that?
00:07:21Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:26Congratulations.
00:07:28Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:07:30Me? Flirting?
00:07:32I'm just being a friend.
00:07:34Oh, we're friends now.
00:07:35I would say so, yeah.
00:07:37I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:07:39Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:07:41You want a loan, a kidney?
00:07:44Actually.
00:07:45Seriously, that was a joke.
00:07:46Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:49What?
00:07:52Look, um, my aunt's coming to town and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:59So you lied?
00:08:00Potato, patata.
00:08:01So what do you say?
00:08:05I just told you I'm seeing someone and you're a complete stranger.
00:08:07Why would I do this?
00:08:08But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:08:10I'm your neighbor.
00:08:12You're friendly.
00:08:13Handsome.
00:08:15Charming.
00:08:17Charitable.
00:08:18Lockpicking.
00:08:19Lockpicking, yeah.
00:08:20Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:08:26It's a long story, but my aunt is really worried about me.
00:08:30She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:08:32Have you?
00:08:35Well, that's not the point.
00:08:37Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:08:39All you have to do is come over for one dinner, tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:45You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:48Please.
00:08:48Please, you'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:53She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:55I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:58One dinner?
00:08:59One dinner.
00:09:04Fine.
00:09:06Great.
00:09:10Am I interrupting something?
00:09:11Adam, um, no, this is, um, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:09:22Yeah, he was, um, helping me with a spider.
00:09:25Babe, I told you a million times, just kill it.
00:09:28I don't...
00:09:29If you need help, you can call me.
00:09:32Great.
00:09:34Well, I should probably go.
00:09:37That's a good idea, Jake.
00:09:44I'll see you later, Noah.
00:09:45Hey, Taylor.
00:10:09Reynolds.
00:10:11Reynolds today.
00:10:13Why so formal?
00:10:13I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:10:17We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:10:19I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:10:22No.
00:10:23You're fixating all your time on this robbery case, and the chief told you to lay off it.
00:10:29It's not just one robbery case.
00:10:31There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:10:33And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:10:36It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:10:38It's about justice.
00:10:39Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:10:45Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:49Excuse me?
00:10:50Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:53I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:54That's what I thought.
00:10:58Now get back to work.
00:11:14Oh, my God, Jake.
00:11:18I'm so sorry.
00:11:19You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:11:23Are you okay?
00:11:24I'm fine.
00:11:25Seriously, I'm fine.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:30Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:11:32Don't worry about me.
00:11:33No, please, please, let me help.
00:11:35I'm really sorry.
00:11:36Just, uh, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:11:38It'll just take a few minutes.
00:11:42Whatever you say.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:48You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:59And this is the magic you're working?
00:12:00I don't think so.
00:12:02It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:12:06Works every time.
00:12:09You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:12:11No.
00:12:14I work in a bookstore.
00:12:16You know the one down on Main Street?
00:12:17How do you like it?
00:12:20Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, um, it's close, I guess.
00:12:25What's the dream?
00:12:29I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:12:32I want to be an archivist.
00:12:35Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:12:39Specific.
00:12:39How do you get a job like that?
00:12:44Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:12:47Hence the bookstore.
00:12:53Well.
00:12:55Have you ever changed your mind about careers?
00:12:57You have an excellent future.
00:12:59Stay in your mobile.
00:13:01You're flirting again.
00:13:02Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:13:14I think that's your door.
00:13:16Jake?
00:13:17Are you home?
00:13:20I should go.
00:13:25Thanks again.
00:13:25What are you doing here?
00:13:46Where were you?
00:13:47Why are you shirtless?
00:13:49Don't worry about it.
00:13:50What are you doing here?
00:13:50I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:13:53I know you had a rough day, and, like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without
00:13:57the chief's permission, but maybe I can help take your mind off of it, you know?
00:14:03The way I used to.
00:14:07Taylor, we can't do this.
00:14:10Sure we can.
00:14:10We have.
00:14:12Many times.
00:14:20Nothing strange.
00:14:27We tried.
00:14:30You're alright for each other.
00:14:32I can't give you what you want.
00:14:34You don't want me?
00:14:36I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:14:40I never do.
00:14:44You're an asshole.
00:14:45I'm just being honest.
00:14:46Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:14:48You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:14:52One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:57Look, Taylor, I'm sorry.
00:14:58I really am.
00:15:01I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:15:04Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.
00:15:07But I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:15:10Just you watch.
00:15:18Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:15:36Noel, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:40What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:16:00Hi.
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:16:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of-
00:16:09Health and fitness?
00:16:11Back right.
00:16:13I was actually looking for Toni Morrison.
00:16:17But, uh, it's good to know.
00:16:19I come off as totally insufferable.
00:16:22Oh, my God.
00:16:23I am so sorry.
00:16:24I-I assumed.
00:16:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:16:31Uh, Toni Morrison is right there.
00:16:36I appreciate it.
00:16:38I'll get it this way.
00:16:38Oh, oh, sorry.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:16:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:16:48All right.
00:16:55Hello?
00:17:18Hey.
00:17:18Hey, sorry.
00:17:19I know you're at work, but, um, I just heard from the university.
00:17:22I'm sorry, Noelle.
00:17:24I can't talk right now.
00:17:25I'm busy.
00:17:26Right, yeah.
00:17:26Um, okay.
00:17:27But maybe we could, like, get a drink after work or something.
00:17:31I think it's gonna be a late night.
00:17:33Brain check?
00:17:38Thank God.
00:17:39I'm definitely getting a drink.
00:17:43Oh, fuck.
00:17:48What the hell?
00:17:50Oh, fuck.
00:17:51Oh, fuck.
00:17:57Bye.
00:17:57Okay.
00:18:06Seriously.
00:18:09Oh, come on.
00:18:10Uh-uh.
00:18:11Why are you in my apartment?
00:18:31I'm trying to break in again.
00:18:33Actually, this is my apartment.
00:18:37Because I'm really tired.
00:18:38I cannot entertain right now.
00:18:40I know.
00:18:40We're gonna get you home.
00:18:41I am home.
00:18:43Not quite.
00:18:45Can I take you to your place?
00:18:47Sorry.
00:18:50Mmm.
00:18:51You smell good.
00:18:53Thanks.
00:18:55Come on, let's go.
00:18:56Oh, where are you going?
00:18:57Oh, I got you.
00:18:59Oh, my God.
00:19:01But you're really strong.
00:19:03I'll try.
00:19:11Noelle, this is my apartment.
00:19:15You can stay here tonight, though.
00:19:19My hero.
00:19:20Okay.
00:19:22Okay.
00:19:23Okay.
00:19:24Um.
00:19:26None of that.
00:19:27You don't want to kiss me?
00:19:29You don't like me?
00:19:33I do want to kiss you.
00:19:35Hmm.
00:19:37But not right now.
00:19:39Why not?
00:19:40Well, because you're extremely drunk.
00:19:44And also, you have a boyfriend.
00:19:47I don't have a boyfriend.
00:19:50Boys don't boyfriend me.
00:19:53What about that guy I met?
00:19:54We don't think about it.
00:20:12Good night, Noah.
00:20:13We just fall into each other's arms.
00:20:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:48Shh.
00:20:48Shh.
00:20:48Oh, no.
00:20:49Shh.
00:20:49Shh.
00:20:49Come on, come on.
00:21:19You've been really doing some great work.
00:21:33You should be proud.
00:21:34Keep it up.
00:21:35Damn it.
00:21:38What's got you so worked up?
00:21:40Nothing.
00:21:41It's nothing.
00:21:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:21:45There's another robbery on Main Street.
00:21:46They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:21:49Let me take a look.
00:21:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:22:00No, just the front door.
00:22:01I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:22:05Could catch, Taylor.
00:22:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:22:10I'll do it.
00:22:12You get back to your caseload.
00:22:15Is this punishment for the other night?
00:22:17Punishment?
00:22:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:22:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:22:22You're assigned work.
00:22:31Who is it?
00:22:37It's me.
00:22:38Come on in.
00:22:39Um, hey.
00:22:43Hey.
00:22:44How you feeling?
00:22:45Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that I'm sorry about last night.
00:22:52Don't worry about it.
00:22:53Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for
00:22:59letting me sleep on your couch.
00:23:01Anytime.
00:23:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:23:06Oh, my God.
00:23:07That was a mess.
00:23:08You should have thrown me out.
00:23:09Actually, we're kind of cute.
00:23:16No.
00:23:17Oh, God.
00:23:17No way.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19So, you don't remember anything?
00:23:26No.
00:23:27No.
00:23:27God.
00:23:28Isn't that embarrassing?
00:23:28Okay, so, um, I'm going to have a treat to my apartment in shame now.
00:23:34Bye.
00:23:36Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:23:41Want one?
00:23:43Really?
00:23:44They're good hangover food.
00:23:45Yeah, that's amazing.
00:23:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:23:58She a good cook?
00:24:00Yeah, she was.
00:24:02I'm sorry.
00:24:04Oh, it's okay.
00:24:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:24:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit cone.
00:24:15I'll put on it and nap.
00:24:17I'm sorry.
00:24:19I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:24:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:24:26It was a long time ago.
00:24:28It took a while, but, um, no, I like talking about her.
00:24:34Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:24:40I, um, lost both of my parents as well.
00:24:45Both of them.
00:24:48Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:24:52You can tell me.
00:24:54If you want.
00:24:57It's, uh, kind of a...
00:25:01heavy story.
00:25:04It's alright.
00:25:05Thanks for, thanks for cooking.
00:25:24In time.
00:25:25Would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:25:34I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:25:37Mmm.
00:25:38Yeah, I know.
00:25:38I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:25:41Um, she's beautiful.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44Uh, she's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:25:46No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:25:48We just work together.
00:25:49Mmm.
00:25:50We were friends with benefits.
00:25:57But, that was a long time ago.
00:26:06What about your guy friend?
00:26:09Oh, Adam?
00:26:10I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:26:15Is he always so...
00:26:17Protective?
00:26:18I was gonna say controlling.
00:26:20Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:26:27It's complicated.
00:26:34What was that?
00:26:35First pipe.
00:26:42Oh my god.
00:26:43Get some towels.
00:26:45Yeah, it was crazy.
00:26:47The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:26:50Maybe two.
00:26:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:26:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:26:54Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:26:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:26:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:27:02Right, right.
00:27:03Thanks.
00:27:03Of course, babe.
00:27:04I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:27:13I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:27:20Can't catch a break, huh?
00:27:23Do you have some place to go?
00:27:26Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:27:28Don't worry about me.
00:27:29I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:27:31You can't stay here.
00:27:32No, I'll be fine.
00:27:33Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:27:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:43What are friends for?
00:27:49Here we are.
00:27:50I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:27:55Not at all.
00:27:57Seriously, make yourself a home.
00:27:58The place is all yours.
00:27:59Bathroom's right down the hall.
00:28:02Do you have everything you need?
00:28:07Yes.
00:28:08I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:28:24Good night, Mom.
00:28:28Good night, Mom.
00:28:29Good night, Jake.
00:28:29Oh, sorry.
00:28:39I thought you were sleeping.
00:28:40All good.
00:28:42Need anything?
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:43I just wanted a glass of water.
00:28:47Want a beer, too?
00:28:47Ah, why not?
00:29:04What are you reading?
00:29:05Case Files.
00:29:07It's been a string of burglaries.
00:29:08Hopper House.
00:29:09That's what we call it when a burglary happens, when the home or business is occupied.
00:29:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:29:18Not too far away from where you work.
00:29:20Oh, jeez.
00:29:21I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:29:25What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:29:28In the act, I mean.
00:29:30In the act?
00:29:31I don't know.
00:29:34Here, let me show you.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:39If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:29:46Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:29:52In that situation, you're going to want to do two things.
00:30:01First thing, 20, and then get them all balanced.
00:30:04Woo!
00:30:05Good.
00:30:09That was really good.
00:30:10Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12You're a quick learner.
00:30:14Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:30:19Sorry, I'm probably crushing you.
00:30:22I don't mind.
00:30:25Right.
00:30:26Mr. Complicative.
00:30:34Yes.
00:30:35Thank you for the lesson.
00:30:36It's good.
00:30:38Okay, weirdo.
00:30:41You want another beer?
00:30:43Oh.
00:30:44No, I'm pretty tired.
00:30:46I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:30:48Sure.
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:50Goodbye.
00:30:51Good night.
00:30:51Thanks.
00:31:05Jiki!
00:31:07Aunt Shelly, what are you doing here?
00:31:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:31:10You must be the girlfriend.
00:31:18That's me.
00:31:18Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:31:25All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.
00:31:27Of course, of course.
00:31:28Silly me.
00:31:29Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat.
00:31:31Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:33Yes, please, dear.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.
00:31:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:31:41I like her already.
00:31:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.
00:31:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:31:55I work in a bookstore.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:31:58She has her MLS degree.
00:32:00That's so impressive.
00:32:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:32:05I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:32:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid, I've just been obsessed with
00:32:11researching and archiving.
00:32:13You don't have to explain it to me.
00:32:14Practically the whole family's in academia.
00:32:17You should have seen Jake's Parents Library.
00:32:19It was enormous.
00:32:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:32:23The Runaway Sardine.
00:32:24I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:32:27Oh, I love that book.
00:32:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:32:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin, my son.
00:32:34You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:32:37Wedding?
00:32:39Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:32:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:32:47Oh, of course.
00:32:48I'll see you after then.
00:32:49We can do dinner.
00:32:51What do you mean?
00:32:53Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:32:55I came all this way.
00:32:57I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:32:59Oh, don't worry.
00:33:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:33:13This is fine, right?
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:16Uh, she needs the spare bedroom.
00:33:20Sorry.
00:33:24We can make a beer here.
00:33:30Great, yeah.
00:33:53So you think we convinced her?
00:33:55Yeah, definitely.
00:33:56Very lucky you.
00:33:58Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:34:01It wasn't so bad the last time.
00:34:03Last time?
00:34:17This is okay, right?
00:34:18No, no, no, stop.
00:34:40Just hold on.
00:34:41Um, I really like you.
00:34:46It's, um...
00:34:47Oh, my God.
00:34:48No, no, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:52I like you a lot.
00:34:53You're smart, you're funny, and I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:57It's just...
00:34:58What?
00:35:00It's just that, uh...
00:35:01I got a lot of complicated going on right now.
00:35:05And I don't want to mislead you.
00:35:08So I just want to be clear.
00:35:10If you're looking for something casual, I'm your guy, but...
00:35:15I can't give you anything else.
00:35:22Fuck.
00:35:22Fuck.
00:35:26Why does this always happen?
00:35:27What?
00:35:32Men like me enough to want to be with me, but never to commit to me.
00:35:36No, that's not it.
00:35:37I swear.
00:35:37Oh, let me guess.
00:35:39It's not you, it's me.
00:35:42Yeah, they always say that, too.
00:35:51Good night, Jake.
00:35:57Detective Reynolds.
00:36:05I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:36:08What happened?
00:36:09There was another hit in a shop on Main Street.
00:36:11They robbed the shop and then went up to the owner's apartment.
00:36:13God damn it.
00:36:15With no injuries or fatalities, the owner was just shaken up, that's all.
00:36:19We've got to stop this asshole.
00:36:20I'll keep an eye on it for today.
00:36:22I need you to show face at Smith's fundraiser.
00:36:24I'm supposed to stop good police work to appease some politician?
00:36:27You're so naive.
00:36:29This is how the world works.
00:36:30I'm not naive.
00:36:32I have ethics.
00:36:33Jake, I'm your superior.
00:36:36So if you know what's good for you, you'll shut your mouth and do your job.
00:36:44Sorry that Jake isn't here.
00:36:45Oh, I'm not surprised.
00:36:46He works too hard.
00:36:48Weeks will go by and I won't hear from him.
00:36:51That's why I had to ambush him this weekend.
00:36:52What's he working on?
00:36:57There's been a series of robberies.
00:37:00Hot Prowls, he calls them.
00:37:01Oh, no.
00:37:02No wonder he's so obsessed.
00:37:04What do you mean?
00:37:06Did he tell you about his parents?
00:37:09He told me that they died.
00:37:14Someone broke into their home while they were asleep.
00:37:17My brother and his wife tried to stop them.
00:37:24Jake was the one that found them.
00:37:27Blood everywhere.
00:37:30He called 911.
00:37:33His poor parents never came back from the hospital.
00:37:35That's horrible.
00:37:39It was really tough on all of us.
00:37:41But especially Jake.
00:37:43I was so worried when he wanted to join the police force.
00:37:45It's such a dangerous job.
00:37:47And there's a tendency to fixate.
00:37:51He's been through so much.
00:37:53Yeah.
00:37:53I'm just happy that he has you now.
00:37:58I was concerned that no one would understand him.
00:38:02Or he would avoid real relationships because of what happened.
00:38:08Now, what do you say we take a trip to the station and see our boy?
00:38:12Oh, I don't want to disturb him.
00:38:14You're his girlfriend.
00:38:15Of course he wants to see you.
00:38:18You know, I've got some work I've got to take care of at the bookstore.
00:38:21But I can take you if you'd like.
00:38:22Oh, thank you, sweetie.
00:38:26Jensen.
00:38:28Could you pull up the file for me on the stolen semi-trucks, please?
00:38:31Oh, hello, Taylor.
00:38:33I'm sure you remember me from the office Christmas party last year.
00:38:36I'm Jake's Aunt Shelley.
00:38:37Of course I remember you.
00:38:39Hi.
00:38:40Aunt Shelley.
00:38:42What are you doing here?
00:38:43Oh, thought I'd come say hi on your lunch break.
00:38:45Noelle dropped me off.
00:38:47I love your girlfriend, Jakey.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:53Girlfriend, huh?
00:38:55You haven't met her yet?
00:38:58I haven't had the pleasure.
00:39:06Another rejection, of course.
00:39:09Hey, stranger.
00:39:10Mr. Adam.
00:39:12Hi.
00:39:13What do you think?
00:39:14Oh, yeah, they're beautiful.
00:39:17I know we've had a tough week.
00:39:19Figured you could use some cheering up.
00:39:21Thanks, Adam.
00:39:23My buddy said that you never reached out to him about the guest house.
00:39:26Oh, right.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:28Um, I figured something out.
00:39:30Oh, yeah?
00:39:32Where have you been staying?
00:39:32Uh, with Jake.
00:39:36Jake?
00:39:37Your neighbor, Jake?
00:39:40Yeah, is that a problem?
00:39:42Are you serious?
00:39:43You're staying at another man's house while we're dating?
00:39:45Oh, sorry.
00:39:48Um, if I remember correctly, we're not dating.
00:39:52We're just going on dates, right?
00:39:54Noelle, see that's...
00:39:55No, no.
00:39:56You know what?
00:39:56I am done dealing with emotionally unavailable men.
00:40:02You can't give me what I want.
00:40:03And he can?
00:40:04No.
00:40:05No, but at least he's honest about it.
00:40:07Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:28Oh, it's okay.
00:40:30All yours.
00:40:31Wait.
00:40:34I'm sorry about last night.
00:40:36It's okay.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:39Really.
00:40:40It helped me realize something, actually.
00:40:43What do you mean?
00:40:44You were right.
00:40:46I want a real relationship, and Adam was never going to give that to me, no matter how long
00:40:51I stuck around.
00:40:53You saw him today?
00:40:56Yeah, I ended things.
00:41:01How are you feeling?
00:41:03Honestly.
00:41:06Amazing.
00:41:18What a cute little store.
00:41:20Oh, hello.
00:41:24Noelle, right?
00:41:25I'm Taylor.
00:41:26Yes, yes.
00:41:27Hi, hi, Taylor.
00:41:28It's nice to meet you.
00:41:30Can I help you find anything?
00:41:31I've been wanting to read this forever.
00:41:36Oh, good choice.
00:41:39I saw Jake's Aunt Shelly at the station yesterday.
00:41:42Um, tell me why she called you Jake's girlfriend.
00:41:46Oh, um, maybe you should ask Jake that question.
00:41:51I did ask him, and he avoided the question.
00:41:53Kind of like you're doing right now.
00:41:54I'm not avoiding anything.
00:41:56Sorry, I don't think I feel comfortable talking about this with you.
00:42:03Your last name's Harper, right?
00:42:05How did you know that?
00:42:07I'm a police officer.
00:42:08I have resources.
00:42:10Oh, so you used taxpayer money to look into me?
00:42:13Perks of the job.
00:42:14Besides, you're moving in on one of my officers.
00:42:18I mean, it's only been a matter of weeks, and you're suddenly so friendly with his aunt and calling him a friend.
00:42:23Are you stalking Jake Reynolds, Noelle?
00:42:27Of course not.
00:42:28No, everything just sort of happened this way.
00:42:30Well, maybe you have a history of criminal activity, because I believe I received a report from another precinct about a Noelle Harper who was accused of embezzling from her previous job.
00:42:41Should I let your boss know about that?
00:42:43That's ridiculous.
00:42:44You can't just go making things up.
00:42:46Really?
00:42:47Is that your boss's office?
00:42:50Wait, why?
00:42:51Why?
00:42:53Noelle, what's wrong?
00:43:03Taylor came into the bookstore today.
00:43:05She accused me of stalking you.
00:43:08Yeah, she was acting like she was your girlfriend and that I was trying to get between you, and she got me fired.
00:43:15How?
00:43:16She pulled out her badge.
00:43:18She made up a story about a Noelle Harper who got in trouble for embezzling, and my boss believed her.
00:43:23I'll go down there and I'll clear all this up.
00:43:25No, don't bother.
00:43:26I mean, he was looking for a reason to fire me anyways.
00:43:30I haven't heard back from any of the libraries, and I don't know.
00:43:34I think I might just have to move back home with my dad for a while.
00:43:38No, Noelle.
00:43:39You can stay here as long as you need.
00:43:44You really are a great friend, Jake.
00:43:48Friend?
00:43:48Yeah.
00:43:51Happy now.
00:44:00Good morning.
00:44:01Good morning.
00:44:04Oh, morning, Jakey.
00:44:05Good news for you lovebirds.
00:44:07I'm heading home on Friday.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09It's devastating to you both.
00:44:11It is.
00:44:12We'll miss having you around.
00:44:13Aw, and I you, sweetheart.
00:44:15Well, thank goodness I'll see you both at the wedding soon enough.
00:44:18You're still going to come, right, darling?
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:25I'll be there.
00:44:27Great.
00:44:28It's a date, then.
00:44:34Reynolds.
00:44:35Reynolds.
00:44:37A word.
00:44:38Don't start with me today, Officer Walters.
00:44:51Is that really a way to talk to your superior?
00:44:54Just leave me alone.
00:44:56Please.
00:44:56The robbery case file went missing from my desk.
00:44:58You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
00:45:00You didn't run the prints like you said you were going to.
00:45:02Yeah, it's on my to-do list.
00:45:03Well, while you make your way very slowly through that to-do list, there's a criminal on the loose.
00:45:09If someone gets hurt, their blood is on your hands.
00:45:12Bullshit.
00:45:12Bullshit?
00:45:13You want to know what's bullshit?
00:45:15You're getting Noelle fired.
00:45:17I don't know what she told you, but she got herself fired.
00:45:21You abused police resources.
00:45:24I can't help Taylor.
00:45:27What is she to you anyway, hmm?
00:45:30She's my...
00:45:32friend.
00:45:33Liar.
00:45:35You did want a relationship.
00:45:38Just not with me.
00:45:58Holy shit.
00:46:00What, is it too much?
00:46:01I was thinking about wearing this to the wedding.
00:46:04No, you look incredible.
00:46:08But can you dance in those?
00:46:12My family's really big on dancing.
00:46:14They're never going to believe it's true love unless they see us dancing together.
00:46:18Okay, but your family's not here.
00:46:20Your Aunt Shelly's at dinner with a friend.
00:46:22I know that, but we could probably use some practice.
00:46:25Just humor me.
00:46:37What's wrong?
00:46:37I had a rough day at work.
00:46:44Do you want to talk about it?
00:46:47No.
00:46:49I don't know.
00:46:50I don't know.
00:46:51To dance with me.
00:46:53Run away from home.
00:46:55Why don't you?
00:46:56Run away from home, away from home, away from being alone
00:47:02Run away from home, why don't you?
00:47:20Cause I did the same just for you
00:47:25Well, I was
00:47:30Yeah
00:47:31Really?
00:47:37In case you were done
00:47:38I knew this was a bad idea
00:47:44Jake, Jake you're a great guy
00:47:49Like the best
00:47:50But you taught me not to settle for anything less than what I want
00:47:55Right?
00:47:57And like you said, you can't give me what I want.
00:48:00I'm sorry, I can't do this again.
00:48:03I can't keep letting other people dictate my love life.
00:48:08I think after the wedding we should take some time apart.
00:48:12I think I need some space.
00:48:25Jakey, what's wrong?
00:48:32Trouble in paradise?
00:48:35You could say that.
00:48:38I'm sure whatever it is, you two will figure things out.
00:48:41You clearly love each other.
00:48:43Aunt Shelley, Noelle and I aren't dating.
00:48:46What are you talking about? Of course you are.
00:48:49We're just pretending.
00:48:52I didn't want you to set me up, so I lied.
00:48:56It was just my neighbor.
00:48:58Commenced her to help me.
00:49:02But...
00:49:04I'm sorry. I fucked everything up.
00:49:09Look, I don't know what happened, honey,
00:49:12and I'm sorry if I put any pressure on you,
00:49:15but maybe there's something there.
00:49:17I mean, the connection between you two is undeniable.
00:49:20It doesn't matter. I can't give her what she wants.
00:49:24Jake...
00:49:26It's okay to be vulnerable with another person.
00:49:30I know how much it hurt you to lose the people you love,
00:49:33but that's not a reason to stop loving.
00:49:40It's too late.
00:49:42You can cancel that plus one.
00:49:49You can cancel that plus one.
00:49:51I'm told Aunt Shelley.
00:50:07What?
00:50:09You don't have to come to the wedding.
00:50:11No, Jake, you didn't have to do that.
00:50:13It's better this way.
00:50:15Pretending to be in a relationship with you is...
00:50:18confusing.
00:50:20Because I, um...
00:50:22I want...
00:50:24I...
00:50:26I want, um...
00:50:28What? What, Jake? What...
00:50:30What do you want?
00:50:31I don't know. Okay?
00:50:33You know what I think?
00:50:38I think you want to have your cake and eat it, too.
00:50:43I think you want everything that comes with a relationship,
00:50:46but you don't want a relationship.
00:50:49Jake, I know you have feelings for me.
00:50:52And if you're too scared to admit it, then, yeah,
00:50:54maybe you're right.
00:50:55Maybe it is better this way.
00:50:57I will.
00:51:03Aunt Shelley, I'm so sorry.
00:51:09Stop it.
00:51:10No.
00:51:11We never should have lied to you.
00:51:12Shh. Look at me.
00:51:13I know for a fact my Jakey cares about you very much.
00:51:17He's just...
00:51:18He's still dealing with his grief.
00:51:20The aunt in me wants you to wait for him to wake the fuck up.
00:51:24Pardon my French.
00:51:26But it's not fair for you to be collateral damage.
00:51:30You have a beautiful heart.
00:51:33And I want you to protect it.
00:51:36Aw, come here, sweetheart.
00:51:40Shh.
00:51:44No matter what, I'm always Aunt Shelley to you, okay?
00:51:49Aw.
00:51:58Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:51:59I'm here to talk about getting my job back.
00:52:12Stand up.
00:52:13One sec.
00:52:17Stand up.
00:52:19Slowly.
00:52:22Oh, my God!
00:52:23Now, don't go and try and do anything funny.
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Don't go and try anything funny.
00:52:31Sorry?
00:52:37Don't try anything funny.
00:52:40Okay.
00:52:41What do you want?
00:52:42I don't have a key to the safe.
00:52:43Oh, please.
00:52:44Put your hands in the air.
00:52:46Don't even work here.
00:52:47I'm no one.
00:52:48Hands up.
00:52:49Okay, okay, okay.
00:52:50I'm just gonna...
00:52:51I'm just gonna put my back down.
00:52:54Hurry up, baby.
00:53:00Okay, come on, come on.
00:53:01Move.
00:53:05You're gonna show me where that key is.
00:53:07You could just let us all go.
00:53:08Please, you don't have to do this.
00:53:09Give me the key, or choose the hostage.
00:53:22I'm gonna check it out.
00:53:24Hey, what's going on?
00:53:25Silent alarm at the bookstore on Main Street.
00:53:27You can't just run out so low.
00:53:28There's protocol.
00:53:29I need to send a unit.
00:53:30Send me.
00:53:32No.
00:53:34Reynolds.
00:53:36I order you to stand down.
00:53:38I'm going, Taylor.
00:53:39You can't stop me.
00:53:40Dispatch, this is Detective Jake Reynolds.
00:53:54I'm reporting to the silent alarm on Main Street.
00:53:56I've got eyes on the perp.
00:53:57He's armed and dangerous.
00:53:58Repeat, armed and dangerous.
00:54:00Copy, Detective.
00:54:01Proceed with sit-rep.
00:54:02Over.
00:54:03No civilians outside.
00:54:05The perimeter's clear.
00:54:07Copy.
00:54:08Stand by for backup, Detective.
00:54:09How many civilians inside?
00:54:11Over.
00:54:12Oh my god.
00:54:14What the fuck is she doing here?
00:54:16Detective.
00:54:17We've called for additional units.
00:54:18Do not proceed without backup.
00:54:22Detective.
00:54:28Please don't do this.
00:54:31Please.
00:54:32Please don't do this.
00:54:34Police!
00:54:35Drop your weapon!
00:54:37Drop the weapon.
00:54:38To you, drop it, asshole.
00:54:41Or I'm blowing her head off.
00:54:45Calm down.
00:54:47No one needs to get hurt.
00:54:48Alright?
00:54:51Jake.
00:54:52You two know each other.
00:54:53Oh, well then you go ahead and drop the gun there, hero.
00:55:02Or your little girlfriend here dies today.
00:55:05I'm engaging the safety.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:09I'm dropping the weapon.
00:55:15Kick it over!
00:55:16Whatever you want.
00:55:17Whatever you want.
00:55:22Okay?
00:55:24No one needs to get hurt, alright?
00:55:25Alright.
00:55:26Keep your hands up!
00:55:27Keep your hands up!
00:55:28I get it.
00:55:30You didn't think we'd be on the scene this quick.
00:55:33You're desperate.
00:55:34Come on, no.
00:55:35You stay back!
00:55:36Just let her go.
00:55:37You and I can figure this out together.
00:55:39Alright?
00:55:40You don't even know anything about me.
00:55:41Or what I want.
00:55:44You see, she's my ticket out of here.
00:55:48Aren't you?
00:55:49Aren't you, sweetheart?
00:55:50I don't need you.
00:55:52And you...
00:55:54I don't need you.
00:56:21You asshole!
00:56:22You think you can take whatever you want?
00:56:27It doesn't matter if you hurt people!
00:56:29Jake!
00:56:30Stop!
00:56:31Wait!
00:56:32It's okay!
00:56:33It's okay!
00:56:34He's down!
00:56:35Stop!
00:56:50It's okay!
00:56:51It's okay!
00:56:55Thank you!
00:56:56Thank you!
00:57:13No!
00:57:17Go out!
00:57:20Noelle!
00:57:23Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:41Get off me!
00:57:43You're under arrest.
00:57:44You have the right to remain silent.
00:57:45Anything you say can and will be used against you in court of law.
00:57:48You have the right to an attorney.
00:57:50Get off me!
00:57:51You have the right to an attorney.
00:57:52Get off me!
00:57:58Rivers run dry.
00:57:59Dust spreads in the air.
00:58:05To dark days, do you have a tear to spear?
00:58:09Make a promise...
00:58:12Noelle Harper, possible head injury.
00:58:14Please be careful with her.
00:58:15It's heavy, just breathing.
00:58:16Through this debate.
00:58:17Noelle Harper, possible head injury.
00:58:18Please be careful with her.
00:58:19It's heavy, just breathing.
00:58:20Through this debate.
00:58:21Just breathe in through this debate
00:58:26We'll start a, come on start a riot
00:58:34When they love you, the much know is fame, fake or even hate
00:58:42Don't be scared when the weight paralyzes your state at the gate
00:58:51Jake?
00:58:57No, it's me
00:58:59Adam, what are you doing here?
00:59:05When I heard what happened, I rushed right over
00:59:07How are you feeling?
00:59:10Um, my head hurts
00:59:13Oh my god, wait, what?
00:59:16You're lucky the bullet only grazed you
00:59:18And the concussion's mild
00:59:19You'll be alright soon
00:59:21You scared me, baby
00:59:23Adam, I
00:59:25No, hey, it's okay
00:59:26I'm here, I'm never leaving you again
00:59:30Adam, no, this doesn't change things
00:59:32What are you talking about? Of course it does
00:59:34That prick neighbor of yours almost got you killed
00:59:36Jake saved me
00:59:38Well, when are you gonna understand he doesn't care about you
00:59:41Not like I do
00:59:42He's a cop
00:59:43He's just doing his job
00:59:45Not very well either
00:59:48Forget about him
00:59:52I want to take care of you
00:59:55I want you to be my girlfriend
00:59:58God, I spent a whole year hoping you'd say those words
01:00:06So
01:00:07Is that a yes?
01:00:09I told you we were done, Adam
01:00:12And since you've never respected me
01:00:14I can't say that I'm surprised you didn't hear me the first time
01:00:16No, well
01:00:17No, it's over, Adam
01:00:19Forever
01:00:20Never
01:00:22Oh my goodness
01:00:40Your message scared me half to death
01:00:42You okay?
01:00:44I'm fine
01:00:44You didn't have to come
01:00:46Of course I did!
01:00:48How's Noel?
01:00:50I'm not sure.
01:00:54I haven't seen her since the ambulance took her to the hospital last night.
01:00:57Jake! You haven't gone to see her?
01:01:02I can't go back to the hospital again.
01:01:05I just can't.
01:01:06Oh, you can. And you will.
01:01:10I almost lost her.
01:01:12I can't go through that again.
01:01:14I know you're scared, but if you don't go, you will lose her.
01:01:19And pushing Noel away will not bring your parents back.
01:01:25Excuse me. Reynolds? Can I speak with you?
01:01:29How fucking dare you?
01:01:45You really want to do this right now?
01:01:47Should I just fire you instead?
01:01:48Fire me? Are you kidding?
01:01:50Are you kidding?
01:01:51You broke rank.
01:01:52You disobeyed orders.
01:01:54You ran into that bookstore with no plan and no backup.
01:01:57Tell me why I shouldn't tell all this to the chief right now and end your career.
01:02:03Don't bother.
01:02:05I quit.
01:02:06You really think you're going to get a job at any other station after I report you?
01:02:14What if I report you?
01:02:16What if I tell the chief that not only did you abuse police resources by letting your personal feelings about Noel cloud your judgment,
01:02:22You also knowingly hindered an ongoing investigation by telling an officer to stand down.
01:02:30Obstruction of justice is a very serious crime, Officer Walters.
01:02:34You're bluffing.
01:02:36You would never do that.
01:02:38You want to bet?
01:02:43That's what I thought.
01:02:46Excuse me.
01:02:52Knock, knock.
01:02:57Aunt Shelley.
01:02:59How did you know I was here?
01:03:01Jake told me.
01:03:04Where is he?
01:03:06He's working.
01:03:09Right, right. Of course.
01:03:12I'm sorry. Hospitals are hard for him.
01:03:15But I come with good news.
01:03:17What is it?
01:03:18I spoke with a friend of mine and his school is hiring.
01:03:21They need a researcher for their librarian.
01:03:25I would love to help you get your foot in the door.
01:03:27Yes. No, no, I want it.
01:03:29I was hoping you'd say that.
01:03:30You have an interview on Monday.
01:03:32Aunt Shelley, I don't know how to thank you.
01:03:35Of course.
01:03:36Your family.
01:03:45Aunt Shelley, can I speak with Noel alone for a moment?
01:03:48For a moment.
01:03:55How are you feeling?
01:03:57Okay.
01:04:00Concussed.
01:04:02Well, I got you something.
01:04:06But...
01:04:07Maybe you should hold off because the headache wears off?
01:04:11Hmm.
01:04:12No.
01:04:14Oh my God.
01:04:25How did you...
01:04:27My parents' library.
01:04:28Aunt Shelley wasn't kidding.
01:04:29I forgot how extensive it was.
01:04:31Seriously, it takes up a whole storage unit.
01:04:35You didn't have to.
01:04:38You didn't have to.
01:04:43Yes, I did.
01:04:47Noel, I've...
01:04:51I've avoided my feelings.
01:04:53All my feelings.
01:04:55For...
01:04:56A very long time.
01:05:03When my parents died, I...
01:05:08I didn't know what I wanted.
01:05:11I just knew I didn't want to feel that pain again.
01:05:14I told myself I would do anything not to feel it.
01:05:19But last night...
01:05:22When I carried you out of that building...
01:05:25I felt that pain.
01:05:28Loving someone means living with the risk of losing them.
01:05:32And that scares the shit out of me.
01:05:35The Soda's the idea of living without you.
01:05:40I want to be with you, Noel.
01:05:43I love you.
01:05:45I'm in love with you.
01:05:49So what do you say?
01:05:51I'm in love with you.
01:05:53I'm in love with you.
01:05:57I'm in love with you.
01:06:01I'm in love with you.
01:06:03So what do you say?
01:06:07Do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:06:09Oh my God.
01:06:11I have two offers in one day.
01:06:13I'm sure I tried getting concussed sooner.
01:06:17Two?
01:06:19Was that it me?
01:06:21Mm-hmm.
01:06:25What did you say to him?
01:06:26What did you tell him?
01:06:29I told him to leave me alone.
01:06:32Forever.
01:06:36And what do you say to me?
01:06:40Um...
01:06:42I need to think about it.
01:06:44Yeah, that's fine.
01:06:46Take your time.
01:06:49Okay, let's do it.
01:06:51Really?
01:06:52Of course, you idiot.
01:07:10I love you too, by the way.
01:07:12Do it!
01:07:13I knew it.
01:07:17So I guess you are a relationship guy after all, huh?
01:07:20Oh, Taylor's gonna be pissed.
01:07:28I quit this morning.
01:07:30What?
01:07:32No, Jake, I don't want you to have to choose between...
01:07:33I'm not.
01:07:36I became a cop because I wanted to help people.
01:07:41To protect and to serve.
01:07:44But all that department cared about was meeting quota and glad-handing donors.
01:07:48I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work.
01:07:55So I'm gonna become a private investigator.
01:07:59Not everything's about you, you know?
01:08:01Hey!
01:08:04Okay, alright. Well, maybe it was a little bit about you.
01:08:07Being a PI is just safer.
01:08:10And...
01:08:13I wanna be around.
01:08:15For a long time.
01:08:16For the people I love.
01:08:17I'm ready to go home now.
01:08:34I'm ready to go home now.
01:08:38I already am.
01:08:47Feel so stuck.
01:08:48But you can't get out.
01:08:50Just remember.
01:08:54There will come a day when it all works out.
01:08:58And you'll let me...
01:09:00Howdy, neighbor!
01:09:02You'll find a way if you hold on now and remember.
01:09:08The theory ways I'm from here.
01:09:11How did you smoke it?
01:09:18Thanks. I've showered.
01:09:21So those pipes are working well, huh?
01:09:24Yeah, better than ever.
01:09:26See you after work?
01:09:28Yeah. Swing by and make the burgers.
01:09:31Oh, yum!
01:09:32See, there are perks to dating the guy next door.
01:09:36Unless we break up.
01:09:38Then it'll get real awkward.
01:09:40You'll have to move out.
01:09:42See, the thing about that is I was kind of here first.
01:09:46I'm not leaving.
01:09:50Well, then I guess we should never think of it.
01:09:55Deal.
01:09:57Deal.
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