- 3 months ago
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00I
00:02:30I want to tell you about the craziest white man I ever met.
00:02:38We go way back, Eddie and me.
00:02:40Met in the Army.
00:02:42Hadn't heard from him in a while before I got his postcard.
00:02:47Never been to visit before.
00:02:49Postcard said you were bringing me a surprise.
00:02:53Is that it?
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:57I appreciate it, Eddie.
00:02:58I really do.
00:02:59I always love that bike.
00:03:03Sir, it broke down.
00:03:05Hey, it's an old Indian just like me.
00:03:09It's not the end of the world.
00:03:11What are you gonna do?
00:03:12Kill yourself?
00:03:13That's what I'm here for, Johnny.
00:03:19Postcard didn't say when you were coming.
00:03:21So I lit a fire last night.
00:03:25Smoke told me when you'd be here.
00:03:29I've been watching for you.
00:03:31You know why I came to see you?
00:03:32You got a pretty good idea, amigo.
00:03:35What good did we do?
00:03:38Nothing!
00:03:40You used to do it real good, Johnny.
00:03:43Killing.
00:03:45The memories.
00:03:48They haunt me, Johnny.
00:03:53Johnny!
00:04:01Why you got the medal, Eddie?
00:04:04Hey!
00:04:06I have this dream about the devil.
00:04:11He reserved an old floor of hell.
00:04:15Just for me, Johnny.
00:04:18What do you think about that?
00:04:23Tell me more about your dream, Eddie.
00:04:28My dream?
00:04:34I think about it a lot, Johnny.
00:04:36I think about it a lot.
00:04:39Checking out!
00:04:42Finito.
00:04:45Enough.
00:04:48That's why I'm here, Johnny.
00:04:51To kill myself.
00:04:57I need you, okay?
00:05:02I need you, okay?
00:05:08Eddie!
00:05:09You may not need my okay.
00:05:12You may not need my okay.
00:05:30Look at this! Look at this! He could've killed me!
00:05:32The fuck is wrong with this guy.
00:05:33Hey, you! Psycho man!
00:05:34What in the hell are you shooting at, boy?
00:05:35You damn near killed us back there!
00:05:37Leave me alone.
00:05:38I don't want any trouble.
00:05:39What I think you need to do, son, is apologize to me and my brothers for almost killing us.
00:05:43Hey, Johnny!
00:05:44Hey, Johnny!
00:05:45What do you think?
00:05:46What do you think?
00:05:47Maybe they can do it.
00:05:48Who the fuck are you talking to?
00:05:49My best friend.
00:05:50What in the hell are you shooting at, boy?
00:05:52You damn near killed us back there.
00:05:54Leave me alone.
00:05:56I don't want any trouble.
00:05:57What I think you need to do, son,
00:05:59is apologize to me and my brothers for almost killing us.
00:06:05Hey, Johnny, what do you think?
00:06:10Maybe they can do it.
00:06:11Who the fuck are you talking to?
00:06:17My best friend.
00:06:20Hey.
00:06:22I'll tell you what, mister.
00:06:25Why don't you just give us this here motorcycle?
00:06:30And maybe, maybe me and my brothers
00:06:32will just forget about this hole, Louis.
00:06:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:37No, no, that's a gift, my friend.
00:06:43Hey, you really shouldn't be driving the way you are, mister.
00:06:48Please, leave me alone.
00:06:51And you will get off of my bike.
00:06:54Whatever you say, chief.
00:06:56Sorry, man.
00:07:04Come on, get you some.
00:07:06You can do it.
00:07:15You can do it.
00:07:15Get up.
00:07:22Yeah.
00:07:22Yeah.
00:07:26Look at that.
00:07:27I'm fresh out.
00:07:28Yeah, there's a car coming.
00:07:36Wait, slow down, Byrne.
00:07:37Wait a minute.
00:07:38Byrne, slow down.
00:07:39Somebody, you're controllable.
00:07:40Yeah, that ain't none of our business.
00:07:42That name is going to kill it.
00:07:44It's just Byrne and Dottie.
00:07:45They ain't going to say nothing.
00:07:47They better not.
00:07:48I don't want no trouble with the Hokans.
00:07:49And if you're smart, you keep your mouth shut, too.
00:07:55I'm putting this in the damn truck.
00:07:56I'll give you a hand.
00:07:57Well, you make sure he's dead first.
00:07:59Give me the gun, Petey.
00:08:01Petey, give him the gun.
00:08:03I can do it, Matt.
00:08:04You go on.
00:08:05I can do it, all right?
00:08:06All right, Jess.
00:08:07Let him do it.
00:08:08Don't miss.
00:08:09Woo!
00:08:10Come on, hurry up, man.
00:08:11What are you waiting for?
00:08:12No!
00:08:13I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:16I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:19I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:24I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:29I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:32I'm sorry, mister.
00:08:33I can do it.
00:08:35Yeah, man.
00:08:36I didn't think he had it, either.
00:08:37Huh.
00:08:38Me neither.
00:08:39Come on, man.
00:08:40Come on.
00:08:41Come on, man.
00:08:42Come on.
00:08:43Come on.
00:08:44Come on.
00:08:47Come on.
00:08:48Come on.
00:08:49Come on.
00:09:02Thanks, buddy.
00:09:07Where's Dottie today?
00:09:08Life, as usual.
00:09:10Oh. Well, uh, could you give her these for me?
00:09:14What's that?
00:09:15These?
00:09:16Oh, buddy. That is so sweet.
00:09:19She's really gonna like those.
00:09:21Really?
00:09:21Uh-huh.
00:09:22Oh, uh, Rhonda, do you think Dottie would go out with me?
00:09:26She likes you, buddy. Why don't you ask her?
00:09:30All right.
00:09:32I will.
00:09:33Mm-hmm.
00:09:34I better get my ass in gear, or they're gonna discontinue the run.
00:09:38I mean, there's one passenger out there, and it's military.
00:09:41It's half price.
00:09:43Oh, uh, could you tell her?
00:09:45I'm sorry, I missed her.
00:09:46Sure will.
00:09:47See you, pop.
00:09:53It's not my turn, I think, guys.
00:09:57All right.
00:09:58Hey, Rhonda, what are you saying?
00:10:00You sit on my lap.
00:10:01We talk about the first thing that pops up.
00:10:03Oh, my God!
00:10:04Oh, my God!
00:10:04You can pop up.
00:10:07Split this hole.
00:10:09Keep saying, sweet thing.
00:10:11I think I'm in love.
00:10:14Ow!
00:10:14You give me a frostbite.
00:10:16Rhonda.
00:10:18Rhonda.
00:10:19You're late.
00:10:20The shortcut to the dry lake, and we saw this poor boy getting the mass beat out of him by the...
00:10:25And I did.
00:10:26And I did.
00:10:27Five sausage, Rhonda.
00:10:27Unbelievable.
00:10:28And I did.
00:10:29And I did.
00:10:29And I did.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:30Just got a little ketchup box.
00:10:33And Buddy left these for you, Dottie.
00:10:36Ant and Hayes.
00:10:38Wait.
00:10:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:39I thought you said they canceled his run.
00:10:40Ah, look what he got me from.
00:10:43It says here, uh, the Army may be conducting maneuvers around here.
00:10:48Army's not coming, Pop.
00:10:50And the fly boys are gone, too.
00:10:53Should have sold this place when I was a kid, before they put in the interstate.
00:10:58Here's a fresh cup, Mr. Early.
00:11:00Oh, thank you, Rhonda.
00:11:03My Bertie should be here any time now.
00:11:06She's been away finding me a job as a handyman.
00:11:09She should be here any time.
00:11:10Any time.
00:11:12She should teach me some patience, Mr. Early.
00:11:15Oh, Rhonda, patience is always there waiting for you.
00:11:19Hmm?
00:11:20Well, that is good to hear.
00:11:23Well, Bertie is gone three years now, and he is still waiting.
00:11:29He's my kind of guy.
00:11:32Oh, a little old for you, isn't he?
00:11:40Way to go, Petey, man.
00:11:49We didn't think you had it in you, man.
00:11:50Two shots in the head.
00:11:51That's my little brother.
00:11:53You ain't no big deal.
00:11:54I wonder where that sumbitch was from.
00:11:57What a blanket.
00:11:58Petey, what a blanket.
00:11:59Petey, what's that thing worth?
00:11:59That's a little more, huh?
00:12:00I think we want you.
00:12:01Ah, it's Jesse.
00:12:02Run it over to Eli's.
00:12:03You know, there's a huge, huge, huge, poor and a half fort.
00:12:05I'll shove it up his brother's tiny little ass.
00:12:06I don't know, they might enjoy that.
00:12:07Hey, you guys, hurry it up.
00:12:08I don't want to be late.
00:12:09Get Rams y'all riled up.
00:12:10Come on, Petey, you need to practice.
00:12:11Bullshit.
00:12:12Never bet he's good at collecting as you are.
00:12:13We'll see you about that.
00:12:14Hey, good morning, y'all.
00:12:15Hey, good morning, y'all.
00:12:16It's time to get my little brother.
00:12:17My little brother.
00:12:18Ain't no big deal.
00:12:19I wonder where that sumbitch was from.
00:12:20What a blanket.
00:12:21Petey, what's that thing worth?
00:12:22What a blanket.
00:12:23What's that thing worth?
00:12:24I don't want you to buy it.
00:12:25I don't want you to buy it.
00:12:26I don't want you to buy it.
00:12:27I don't want you to buy it.
00:12:28Come on, Petey, you need to practice.
00:12:30Bullshit.
00:12:31Never bet he's good at collecting as you are.
00:12:33We'll see you about that.
00:12:34Hey, good morning, y'all.
00:12:35It's time to pass the plate.
00:12:37I'm afraid we're a little short this month.
00:12:41Oh, count it.
00:12:43And I'm afraid y'all gonna have a serious problem.
00:12:45Yeah, like a goddamn broken arm.
00:12:47You can't take the Lord's name in vain, sonny.
00:12:50Sorry, ma'am.
00:12:52Look, Miss Howard, I don't want Petey to get any more upset than he is
00:12:56and ended up breaking both of his arms.
00:13:00Oh, no, not that, Henry.
00:13:02Well, looky here.
00:13:04It's a miracle.
00:13:05Hallelujah.
00:13:07Y'all take it easy now.
00:13:09Have a nice day, ma'am.
00:13:10Why did you do that?
00:13:11Why did you tell me?
00:13:12Oh, by the way, huh?
00:13:13Saturday night, I got this date with this cute little sinner.
00:13:16Can I get some clean sheets this time?
00:13:20I got a light now.
00:13:21Lord, Lord, oh, Lord.
00:13:23That was the Reverend's money.
00:13:25I got a light.
00:13:26I got a light.
00:13:27I got a light.
00:13:28I got a light.
00:13:29I got a light.
00:13:30I got a light.
00:13:31I got a light.
00:13:32I got a light.
00:13:33I got a light.
00:13:34I got a light.
00:13:35I got a light.
00:13:36I got a light.
00:13:37I got a light.
00:13:38I got a light.
00:13:39I got a light.
00:13:40I got a light.
00:13:41I got a light.
00:13:42I got a light.
00:13:43I got a light.
00:13:44I got a light.
00:13:45I got a light.
00:13:46I got a light.
00:13:47I got a light.
00:13:48I got a light.
00:13:49I got a light.
00:13:50I got a light.
00:13:51I got a light.
00:13:52I got a light.
00:13:53Cure this time, right?
00:14:06100%.
00:14:07Good.
00:14:09Anybody seen my idiot sons?
00:14:13You know those boys, Gunny.
00:14:14You just can't count on them.
00:14:16God damn it.
00:14:18I told them to be here.
00:14:20God damn it!
00:14:22Looks like the plane's on time for a change.
00:14:40Feels good.
00:14:42You haven't lost your test change.
00:14:44Thanks.
00:14:45You'll be back on Friday for the rest.
00:14:47We'll be ready.
00:14:48Don't sweat.
00:14:52Good morning, Dad.
00:14:53Sorry we're late.
00:14:54Morning, baby.
00:14:55Where'd you two been?
00:14:56You were supposed to be here to back me up.
00:14:58What about me?
00:14:59Dad?
00:15:00What about you?
00:15:01You're on my payroll.
00:15:02You do like you're told.
00:15:03What the hell is that?
00:15:04Oh, it's like a 49 Indy, Pa.
00:15:06I've got a good deal on it.
00:15:07I see that.
00:15:08I see that.
00:15:09I see that.
00:15:10You're on my payroll.
00:15:11You do like you're told.
00:15:12What the hell is that?
00:15:13What the hell is that?
00:15:14Oh, it's like a 49 Indy, Pa.
00:15:15I've got a good deal on it.
00:15:16I see that.
00:15:17Now you show me the pink slip.
00:15:18Well, like I said, I've got a great deal on it, Gunny.
00:15:19Damn it!
00:15:20The last thing I need right now is trouble.
00:15:21Is this bike going to be trouble?
00:15:22No, sir.
00:15:23You sure?
00:15:24The dead sure.
00:15:25Right, Petey?
00:15:26Right.
00:15:27Absolutely, Dad.
00:15:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:30Shit.
00:15:31Fucking dickwad.
00:15:32Stupid son of a bitch.
00:15:33I've got a good deal on it.
00:15:34I've got a good deal on it.
00:15:35I see that.
00:15:37Now you show me the pink slip.
00:15:39Well, like I said, I've got a great deal on the gunny.
00:15:42Damn it, the last thing I need right now is trouble.
00:15:44Is this bike going to be trouble?
00:15:46No, sir.
00:15:47You sure?
00:15:49The dead sure.
00:15:50Right, Petey?
00:15:51Right.
00:15:52Absolutely, Dad.
00:15:53No trouble at all.
00:15:54Don't even think about it.
00:15:55Shit.
00:15:57Fucking dickwad.
00:15:59Stupid sons of them!
00:16:01Oh, great. Just fucking great.
00:16:04Do you know how to tell time?
00:16:06They'd be here all the time.
00:16:08We've been through this a dozen times, and you never fucking hear!
00:16:12Oh, shut up.
00:16:29Eddie, Eddie, you're fading on me.
00:16:47He's a good boy, Okai. He could really use your help.
00:16:50What do you say?
00:16:59Hey, what are you gonna get, Eddie?
00:17:02I'm like, Dad. Check your boots. It ain't me.
00:17:05All right.
00:17:06It's about like some damn manure in here.
00:17:08Maybe the outhouse, man.
00:17:09Can I get you boys some coffee?
00:17:10What are you talking? I'm talking to you, bitch.
00:17:12You better rent the debt, asshole.
00:17:14Fuck you! You're boss short us, man.
00:17:16I'm just kidding.
00:17:17I'm just kidding.
00:17:18I'm just kidding.
00:17:19I'm just kidding.
00:17:20I'm just kidding.
00:17:21I'm just kidding.
00:17:22I'm just kidding.
00:17:23I'm just kidding.
00:17:24I'm just kidding.
00:17:25I'm just kidding.
00:17:26I'm just kidding.
00:17:27I'm just kidding.
00:17:28You're boss short us 15 gallons of a feather.
00:17:30Why don't you boys...
00:17:31...take your differences outside?
00:17:33Well, you heard our town constable.
00:17:35You gents best be moving along.
00:17:37Shut the hell up!
00:17:38Now, Zoid!
00:17:39Get the fuck out of here.
00:17:40Oh, you want to fucking make it off?
00:17:41We have roots.
00:17:42Ruining my appetite.
00:17:43Get the fuck out of my way.
00:17:44Oh, shoot me.
00:17:45Get out of here.
00:17:46Say hey to your wife and my kids.
00:17:48Come on.
00:17:49Fuck you, fucker.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:56What'll you have?
00:17:57Come on, Rhonda.
00:17:58You know we like Dottie to take our order.
00:18:00Dottie the hottie.
00:18:01I mean, you got nice tits.
00:18:03No offense.
00:18:04But hers are bigger and firmer.
00:18:08And people say you're not sensitive, Jesse.
00:18:11Sure I am.
00:18:12Especially right around the tip of my dick.
00:18:14Hey!
00:18:17Don't talk to Rhonda like that.
00:18:19You gonna stop and pop?
00:18:21Hey, sweetheart.
00:18:22Did you maybe see something that could upset you or something?
00:18:24No.
00:18:25I'm fine.
00:18:26Really?
00:18:27You sure about that?
00:18:28I'm fine.
00:18:29She won't even look me in the eye.
00:18:31I'm fine.
00:18:32Really?
00:18:33You sure about that?
00:18:34I'm fine.
00:18:35She won't even look me in the eye.
00:18:38Johnny.
00:18:39Johnny.
00:18:40Johnny.
00:18:41I'm six toes.
00:18:42Good morning.
00:18:43«¿Hey, cuando tienes un cuerpo?»
00:18:44Johnny.
00:18:46Johnny.
00:18:47Johnny.
00:18:48Cooяни.
00:18:50Six toes.
00:18:55Good morning.
00:18:59Watch your foot.
00:19:00I feel like a football there's a lot of stitching on you Eddie
00:19:17you still like your tequila
00:19:24if I stood wrong I won't kill anything
00:19:32except with tequila
00:19:34you seem at peace Johnny
00:19:44I think I am Eddie
00:19:47boy but we had some wild times huh
00:19:52all the bras and the booze
00:19:56cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women they'll drive you crazy they'll
00:20:04drive you insane cigarettes and whiskey and why
00:20:10while women they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane
00:20:18Remember?
00:20:21I remember.
00:20:26I remember killing too.
00:20:30I remember that if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here.
00:20:38My people say that if you save a man's life,
00:20:42your souls are locked together forever.
00:20:45That's why I came to see you.
00:20:49I want to get you okay.
00:20:52To take a journey.
00:20:57Well, I got things I gotta do then.
00:21:01I have to look at the moon.
00:21:04Talk to the smoke.
00:21:06Listen to the wind.
00:21:10Nothing's easy with an Indian.
00:21:18Left goes north.
00:21:22They buzzed me all the time.
00:21:23They're Air Force bombing range, right over those mountains.
00:21:35They buzzed me all the time.
00:21:37It's an Air Force bombing range right over those mountains.
00:21:40Looks like F-50s today.
00:21:44What are you going to do when you catch those three brothers?
00:21:47Get your gift back.
00:21:49You got me a gift and they took it?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:55They're going to kill you.
00:21:57And if the Hogans don't, then the heathens will.
00:22:01Heathens?
00:22:01They're in the dope business with the Hogans.
00:22:06Hey, what do you say we do a little divide and conquer, huh?
00:22:09Like we used to in the old days?
00:22:11They're making life pretty miserable for the good people around here.
00:22:21You know that coyote?
00:22:23You and him are a lot alike.
00:22:25The coyote's got courage, wisdom, a sense of mischief.
00:22:28Andy's got a small dick just like you.
00:22:36I'm going to take a piss.
00:22:38It's windy up here.
00:22:41This ain't windy.
00:22:43Coyote.
00:22:45I'm glad you're feeling better.
00:22:46Good morning, Mr. Early.
00:22:59Good morning, Rhonda.
00:23:02What has got you up in the crack of dawn, huh?
00:23:05Well, I had a dream last night.
00:23:09Oh, a dream?
00:23:11What was it about?
00:23:12Well, I dreamed that I heard the sound of the coyote and that today was going to be a glorious day.
00:23:19Oh, glorious day, huh?
00:23:21Completely glorious.
00:23:22Well, I would like to hear more about that.
00:23:24Why don't you come in and help me make the coffee?
00:23:26That would be my pleasure, my dear.
00:23:28My pleasure, baby.
00:23:37My lucky hat, Eddie.
00:23:40Thanks.
00:23:42Here.
00:23:43You might need this.
00:23:44I got a gun.
00:23:46And I'm going to get it back.
00:23:49Which way's down?
00:23:51Take the game trail.
00:23:53Down to the road.
00:23:54And head west.
00:23:56Highway patrol comes through about once a week.
00:24:00It's your run, Indian.
00:24:03I'm going to get your gift back.
00:24:05Then, I want your kid to take a journey.
00:24:14Yo!
00:24:15When you get to town, head straight for the diner.
00:24:18Somewhere around this apple pie, I'll put a smile on your face.
00:24:25, wait a minute, let's go.
00:24:26Oh, wow.
00:24:26I will be right back.
00:24:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:24:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:25:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:25:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:26:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:26:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:27:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:27:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:28:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:28:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:29:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:29:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:30:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:30:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:31:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:31:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:32:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:32:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:33:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:33:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:34:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:34:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:35:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:35:57TranscriptionWords
00:36:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:36:57TranscriptionWords
00:37:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:37:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:38:27TranscriptionWords
00:38:57TranscriptionWords
00:39:27TranscriptionWords
00:39:57TranscriptionWords
00:40:27TranscriptionWords
00:40:57TranscriptionWords
00:41:27TranscriptionWords
00:41:57TranscriptionWords
00:42:27TranscriptionWords
00:42:29TranscriptionWords
00:42:33TranscriptionWords
00:42:34TranscriptionWords
00:43:03TranscriptionWords
00:43:05TranscriptionWords
00:43:13TranscriptionWords
00:43:33TranscriptionWords
00:43:35TranscriptionWords
00:43:37TranscriptionWords
00:43:47TranscriptionWords
00:43:49TranscriptionWords
00:43:51TranscriptionWords
00:43:59TranscriptionWords
00:44:01TranscriptionWords
00:44:09TranscriptionWords
00:44:27TranscriptionWords
00:44:29TranscriptionWords
00:44:37TranscriptionWords
00:44:55TranscriptionWords
00:44:57TranscriptionWords
00:45:05TranscriptionWords
00:45:23TranscriptionWords
00:45:25TranscriptionWords
00:45:33TranscriptionWords
00:45:51TranscriptionWords
00:45:53TranscriptionWords
00:46:01TranscriptionWords
00:46:19TranscriptionWords
00:46:33Who's next?
00:46:35Drop your guns.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:44Hey, mister. Take us with you.
00:46:55Okay, pick up the guns.
00:46:57God! Oh, my God!
00:46:59You have just dispatched three of my best customers.
00:47:02I am a rude man.
00:47:04Pretty, sir, who is going to pay for all this damage?
00:47:07My new boss.
00:47:08And who might that unfortunate person be?
00:47:11The Hogans.
00:47:12Son of a bitch.
00:47:13All of you, inside!
00:47:20Hey, girls.
00:47:21Do they look tough enough?
00:47:23Yeah. Real tough.
00:47:25Power took a big chance for us, mister.
00:47:27Oh, no, no, no, no. I have my own reasons.
00:47:29And they have nothing to do with you two.
00:47:31No one.
00:47:32Put your guns in the back and jump in.
00:47:34Maybe he's some kind of gunfighter or bounty hunter or something, you know?
00:47:35Whoever he is, he sure finished off that pig spider.
00:47:36I mean, he just killed him like a bug.
00:47:37I wonder if he's some kind of gunfighter or bounty hunter or something, you know?
00:47:38Whoever he is, he sure finished off that pig spider.
00:47:39I mean, he just killed him like a bug.
00:47:40I wonder if he's circumcised.
00:47:41Maybe he's some kind of gunfighter or bounty hunter or something, you know?
00:47:42Whoever he is, he sure finished off that pig spider.
00:47:46I mean, he just killed him like a bug.
00:47:47I wonder if he's circumcised.
00:47:48I wonder if he's circumcised.
00:47:49Henry?
00:47:50Henry, you should be embarrassed.
00:47:51Marge?
00:47:52Marge?
00:47:53Marge?
00:47:54Marge?
00:47:55Good Lord.
00:47:56I can't help wondering about those two poor innocent girls.
00:48:00What are you gonna do to them?
00:48:01Well, I don't know, dear, but I have to go to the store.
00:48:03We're out of dependents.
00:48:04I can't help wondering about those two poor innocent girls.
00:48:06What are you gonna do to them?
00:48:07Well, I don't know, dear, but I have to go to the store.
00:48:09We're out of dependents and I don't think you are a two-year-old girl.
00:48:13I don't know.
00:48:14They're not you.
00:48:15Not surprising now, but I think if I can tell her if she's a one-year-old girl.
00:48:16We know if she's a young man, there's no one for some minor groups.
00:48:19I mean, he's a couple of them.
00:48:21It's up to tell your ears.
00:48:22We know if she's a six-year-old girl and we're dead.
00:48:23I don't know, dear, but I have to go to the store.
00:48:25We're out of Depends.
00:48:26And you should be asleep.
00:48:28Take your pills.
00:48:30You're right.
00:48:31You're always right.
00:48:43Eddie, it's Carol from next door.
00:48:48What do you want?
00:48:51I want to thank you.
00:48:54You're welcome.
00:48:56No, I really want to thank you.
00:49:14Hi.
00:49:16Hi.
00:49:18May I come in?
00:49:20Sure.
00:49:46Wait, Eddie, where are you going?
00:50:00I'm going to go check on my bike.
00:50:04Thanks.
00:50:05Yeah.
00:50:05Where is he going?
00:50:11Poor bike ride.
00:50:13Where does he get the energy?
00:50:15Sweet dreams.
00:50:28Sweet dreams.
00:50:30You're up early, Eddie.
00:50:46Sorry I woke you.
00:50:59Ah, forget it.
00:51:01My age, you don't sleep much anyways.
00:51:05Do you mind?
00:51:06Empty cell.
00:51:07Okay.
00:51:09Oh, listen.
00:51:10Send Jubal to the Bombay Cafe.
00:51:13He'll know what to do.
00:51:14Clean up job.
00:51:15And I've got two girls in my bungalow.
00:51:19Put them on a bus to Cleveland.
00:51:21Two girls, yeah.
00:51:23Sure.
00:51:23I can take care of both of them.
00:51:25How many of them even did you get down to Bombay?
00:51:30Just three.
00:51:31Oh, not bad.
00:51:32Not bad.
00:51:33And are you going after the Hogan?
00:51:47Cowards!
00:51:48Why the fuck did you kill him?
00:51:50He was outgunned, outnumbered.
00:51:52Fuck you, Ives.
00:51:53You weren't there.
00:51:54What the fuck are you talking to, fool?
00:51:56I'll screw this up your ass.
00:51:58I'll splatter your brains all over the desert.
00:52:00Do you understand?
00:52:00Back the fuck off!
00:52:02If you're any balls, you'd take them yourself.
00:52:04Don't keep talking like that, Irma.
00:52:06You're going to look funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
00:52:10We've tried living police with the Hogan's.
00:52:14Ramsey's broken the truce by hiring this gunman.
00:52:18So let's blow up his lab.
00:52:20We ain't going to blow up his lab.
00:52:21Because we're going to need it, brothers and sisters.
00:52:27We're going to need it.
00:52:28Because we're going to take over this entire operation.
00:52:33Everything.
00:52:35Cut off the head of the snake.
00:52:37The body dies.
00:52:38Yeah, let's kill Ramsey.
00:52:40What do you say, huh?
00:52:41Come on!
00:52:43Hold that!
00:52:45Ramsey's not even in town.
00:52:47How do you know that?
00:52:49Because I know my enemies.
00:52:50First Thursday every month.
00:52:52A fat pig goes up to Vegas.
00:52:54With his bastard sandwich.
00:52:57He sees a stockbroker.
00:52:59Then over to his hooker.
00:53:00Get his knob wax.
00:53:04He usually gets back between 12 and 1.
00:53:09Whoopi wins!
00:53:10Um, Gunny, uh, can I ask you a question?
00:53:29What's the matter or not, you gotta go pee-pee?
00:53:30Uh, no, sir.
00:53:34It's just that, well...
00:53:37Spit it out, weenie boy.
00:53:41I was just wondering,
00:53:43why you ride me and Jesse so much and never Petey?
00:53:47He rides me plenty.
00:53:48Shut up.
00:53:49He does not ride.
00:53:50Shut up!
00:53:51Yeah, all right.
00:53:52I love Petey because I loved his mother.
00:53:54She died giving him birth.
00:53:56He's our love child.
00:54:01Yeah, uh, well, what about me and Jess?
00:54:05You two are the unfortunate results of some recreational fucking back when fucking was fun.
00:54:17Jeez.
00:54:17Get over it.
00:54:22We got company.
00:54:24And they're closing fast.
00:54:28Deep heathens.
00:54:30They gotta shot a gun.
00:54:32Two's around the bed.
00:54:33Jump!
00:54:33Huge!
00:54:52The end.
00:54:53Aw!
00:54:58Ah!
00:54:58Uh-uh!
00:55:0015!
00:55:0120!
00:55:0120!
00:55:03I'm a chemist, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like he may have a concussion, possibly some
00:55:24internal injuries.
00:55:25He should be in hospital.
00:55:26Okay, Chang, you can go back to work.
00:55:28He's your son.
00:55:29You're goddamn right he is.
00:55:30You sure you're okay, boy?
00:55:31Yeah.
00:55:32I'm gonna get some real fire.
00:55:35Wait a minute.
00:55:37Daddy.
00:55:38Think about it.
00:55:39Why would they attack us?
00:55:40We're in business together.
00:55:42Don't make no sense, Dad.
00:55:43Man shoots at me and mine, I shoot back and ask questions later.
00:55:46I'm paying 500 bucks a head and that Weasley little ratfuck Ives is mine.
00:55:50All right, let's just do this.
00:55:51I want you to stay and get some rest.
00:55:52Rest when I'm dead, Daddy.
00:55:54Hell, they tried to kill me too.
00:55:58Well, ain't you a block off the old chip.
00:56:00We're going pig hunting tonight.
00:56:02Yeah!
00:56:03Look at that.
00:56:04Yeah!
00:56:05Hey, man.
00:56:06Come on!
00:56:07Hey, man!
00:56:08Hey, man!
00:56:09Hey, man!
00:56:10Hey, man!
00:56:11Hey, man!
00:56:12Hey!
00:56:13Hey, man, hey!
00:56:14Hey!
00:56:15Hey!
00:56:16Hey, him!
00:56:17Hey!
00:56:18Hey!
00:56:19Hey!
00:56:20Hey!
00:56:21Wow!
00:56:22Hey, man!
00:56:23Hey, man!
00:56:24Hey, man!
00:56:25Hey, man.
00:56:26Hey, man!
00:56:27Look how easy it is to sneak up on a white man.
00:56:30You know, I've been thinking about your problem.
00:56:33You've been wanting to die for how long now?
00:56:36A year? You're not dead yet?
00:56:39It's easy to come up with a hundred reasons
00:56:41to take the journey, Eddie.
00:56:42But you only need one to go on living.
00:56:48I don't have one.
00:56:50No? What about Rhonda?
00:56:51She's a nice girl.
00:56:53How'd I marry her?
00:56:54Have some kids.
00:56:57Hey, something moving down there.
00:57:00It's like a bunch of white guys with bushes on their heads.
00:57:03All divide and conquer work now, huh?
00:57:13Should we even the odds?
00:57:27Hey, Arthur!
00:57:34Pastor!
00:57:35Someone got rid of you!
00:57:37Think again.
00:57:38Answer me one thing.
00:57:40How come you try and kill us tonight?
00:57:42Stop firing!
00:57:44Stop firing!
00:57:46Forgot, huh?
00:57:47Forgot what?
00:57:48Forgot what?
00:57:49Your hired gun wasted three of mine.
00:57:50At the bomb bay.
00:57:51I don't take that land down.
00:57:52What hired gun?
00:57:53Renzi, you piece of shit.
00:57:54You know.
00:57:55Your man with a Colt 45.
00:57:56Matt, that's the guy from the draw lake.
00:57:57There's gotta be.
00:57:58Pete, you told me you killed him.
00:57:59I did.
00:58:00Pete, what the hell's he talking about?
00:58:01Stop firing!
00:58:02The guy with the motorcycle.
00:58:03Motorcycle?
00:58:04It ain't my fault, bud.
00:58:05You told me that bike was gonna be no trouble.
00:58:06It ain't my fault.
00:58:07Pete's supposed to cap him.
00:58:08He told me he would.
00:58:09Here you go.
00:58:10Screwing up Jim.
00:58:11He just keeps screwing up.
00:58:12Get back!
00:58:13When are you gonna learn, weenie boy?
00:58:15When are you gonna learn, weenie boy?
00:58:16When are you gonna learn?
00:58:21When are you gonna learn, weenie boy, when are you gonna learn?
00:58:31Don't...
00:58:32When are you going to run? When are you going to run?
00:58:49Pussy wasn't me. I didn't do it.
00:59:02Daddy! Daddy! You killed him.
00:59:16You killed him, Matt. You killed him!
00:59:18No! You killed him! You killed him, Peter!
00:59:21Because you didn't shoot that guy like you said you did!
00:59:25You lied to me, boy. You lied! That's what Johnny did!
00:59:29And I really did try! You won or lost!
00:59:31You ain't a family!
00:59:33I'm glad I ran away from home when I was a kid.
00:59:36You understand?
00:59:38It's getting a little too cozy down there, don't you think?
00:59:40You like barbecue?
00:59:42I love it.
00:59:49I told you we didn't hide no comment!
00:59:51Up in the tower! It's the guy from the Bombay!
00:59:54I'll get the cable. Get their attention. Then you beat it.
00:59:58It's a good plan, Eddie, but one thing's wrong.
01:00:04There he is! There he is!
01:00:07It's going outside!
01:00:14There he is!
01:00:17There he is! There he is!
01:00:19There he is!
01:00:21There he is! There he is!
01:00:22There he is! There he is!
01:00:28Get him out! Get that bastard!
01:00:30Grab him, grab him!
01:00:36Damn!
01:00:38That ain't him!
01:00:40Where'd you get the hat?
01:00:43You like it?
01:00:45Damn smart ass!
01:00:47Well, I guess it's my hat now.
01:00:49You like it? Damn it!
01:00:51Wait, wait, wait!
01:00:52Maybe it's that spooky Indian we always heard about.
01:00:55Nah, you... you never was for real.
01:00:58That guy was a Colt 45. You don't know nothing about him either.
01:01:01No.
01:01:02Who is he, Jesus?
01:01:04Damn it! Damn it!
01:01:06It's a coyote.
01:01:07Coyote my ass!
01:01:09Dreamer!
01:01:10Somebody get me a rope, huh?
01:01:12My ass!
01:01:13Coyote ass!
01:01:15What are you at? You hear me, boy?
01:01:17Stick around, we'll have a little fun with your friend here.
01:01:21Little puppet show!
01:01:28The Coyote!
01:01:30The Coyote!
01:01:31He's over there!
01:01:32Don't let him make the move out of there!
01:01:35No!
01:01:37The Coyote!
01:01:38He's over there!
01:01:40Ah! He's over there!
01:01:43Woo!
01:01:46Woo!
01:01:47Don't let him make a little out of here!
01:01:49Woo!
01:01:50Woo!
01:01:51Woo!
01:01:52Woo!
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:03Woo!
01:02:04Ah!
01:02:07Eddie!
01:02:09Eddie!
01:02:11This journey ain't over for you...
01:02:13...or for her!
01:02:15Woo!
01:02:17Woo!
01:02:27Come on down, young boy!
01:02:35Ah!
01:02:36Grab them up!
01:02:39Say sayonara to your ancient friends!
01:02:42Yeah, come on!
01:02:43There he is! Get him!
01:02:45Here he comes!
01:02:46Eddie!
01:02:48Name your first kid after me!
01:02:52Let's go!
01:02:53Ah!
01:02:54Whoa!
01:02:55Shit!
01:03:01You rejects can't do nothin' right!
01:03:04Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:03:06Ah!
01:03:07Ah!
01:03:08Damn it!
01:03:09Ah!
01:03:10Ah!
01:03:11Ah!
01:03:12Ah!
01:03:13Ah!
01:03:14Ah!
01:03:15Ah!
01:03:16Damn it!
01:03:17Ah!
01:03:18Ah!
01:03:19Damn it!
01:03:20Ah!
01:03:21Ah!
01:03:22Ah!
01:03:23Ah!
01:03:24Ah!
01:03:25Ah!
01:03:26Ah!
01:03:28Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:30Ah!
01:03:31Ah!
01:03:32Ah!
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:35Ah!
01:03:36Paul, I'm sweet home!
01:03:37home sweet home
01:03:43we made
01:03:47hey
01:03:50John
01:03:53where
01:03:55cigarettes and whiskey
01:04:06and wild, wild women
01:04:09they'll drive you crazy
01:04:12they'll drive you insane
01:04:15sicker
01:04:36is everything all right, Mr. Rupert?
01:04:49no, Rhonda, I'm quite upset
01:04:51oh, well, what's the matter?
01:04:54I had a dream again last night
01:04:56and it was quite troubling
01:04:58I heard the howl of the coyote
01:05:01but this time there was violence and blood and death
01:05:06but that was just a bad dream, Mr. Early
01:05:09that's nothing to worry about
01:05:10now, gather round now
01:05:21you know, we hanged that Indian
01:05:22we all hanged him
01:05:24and I'm offering $10,000 reward
01:05:26for anybody that gets me that Eddie Coyote
01:05:28dead or alive
01:05:30you understand?
01:05:31now, Berserko
01:05:32I gotta go
01:05:34good luck, my dear
01:05:35good luck
01:05:36and, Pee, you come with me
01:05:38we're gonna check out Pearly Gate
01:05:39Johnny!
01:05:54Johnny!
01:05:55Johnny!
01:05:57Sleep stills
01:06:10you okay?
01:06:15he's gone
01:06:16no, no
01:06:21no
01:06:23no
01:06:26you
01:06:39you gotta listen to me
01:06:40they're looking all over for you
01:06:43you got a $10,000 reward on your head
01:06:46it's okay
01:06:48it's okay
01:06:50he's okay
01:06:56okay
01:07:04he's out
01:07:06he's out
01:07:07arm
01:07:11give me
01:07:12it's okay
01:07:15you
01:07:16I'm going back to town.
01:07:35I'm going to go with you.
01:07:39Forget it.
01:07:42Eddie, Johnny was my friend, too.
01:07:46I'm going to go.
01:08:16I'm going to go.
01:08:46I'm going to go.
01:09:16I'm going to go.
01:09:46I'm going to go.
01:10:16I'm going to go.
01:10:45I'm going to go.
01:10:47I'm going to go.
01:10:49I'm going to go.
01:10:51I'm going to go.
01:10:53I'm going to go.
01:10:55I'm going to go.
01:10:57I'm going to go.
01:10:59I'm going to go.
01:11:00I'm going to go.
01:11:01I'm going to go.
01:11:03I'm going to go.
01:11:05I'm going to go.
01:11:07I'm going to go.
01:11:09I'm going to go.
01:11:11I'm going to go.
01:11:13I'm going to go.
01:11:14I'm going to go.
01:11:15I'm going to go.
01:11:17I'm going to go.
01:11:19I'm going to go.
01:11:21I'm going to go.
01:11:23I'm going to go.
01:11:24I'm going to go.
01:11:25I'm going to go.
01:11:26I'm going to go.
01:11:27I'm going to go.
01:11:28I'm going to go.
01:11:29put it in there.
01:11:30Wetилли with Mr. Wismound, he'd never do any sense around it.
01:11:32Put a length on it.
01:11:33You want your reward, boys?
01:11:34You shut the fuck up.
01:11:35He's in Bunkalo 3.
01:11:37The 3rd one in the middle.
01:11:38Blue one.
01:11:39Remember, he's a damn old bloody killer, all right?
01:11:43Go off, head over to Eli's sister.
01:11:45Quick, get get some ammo.
01:11:46Come here, come here, son.
01:11:47What's up, sir?
01:11:54How's this?
01:11:55No, no, no, that's a 38.
01:11:57There.
01:11:58No, not the 45.
01:12:00No, that is a suppository.
01:12:03Get your friggin' hands up!
01:12:05Where I can see them!
01:12:09What the hell was that?
01:12:17Matt, I'm gonna talk to you.
01:12:19Matt, this thing's spinning way out of control.
01:12:22Someone could get real hurt, maybe even killed.
01:12:24God, sounds like it should mean something to me,
01:12:26but it just doesn't.
01:12:28That's it! I quit!
01:12:29Get off it, Petey!
01:12:30I ain't crossing this line
01:12:32until I get a piece of that 10 grand.
01:12:34All right, Jess, go turn that chicken-ass tenor
01:12:36into a soprano bull me.
01:12:37Back off, Petey.
01:12:38Hey, Jesse, it's me, Vern.
01:12:40We went to high school together.
01:12:41I signed your yearbook.
01:12:42I thought I recognized you.
01:12:44Okay, I'm coming.
01:12:47It wasn't funny, Matt.
01:12:54Good Lord!
01:12:56Why, you've cleaned them open
01:12:58from collarbone to bellybutt.
01:13:00You don't see that every day.
01:13:17You got back doors to these shacks?
01:13:23No, it's just windows.
01:13:26All right, we'll cover them.
01:13:28All right, then.
01:13:29Come on, let's go!
01:13:30Let's get this guy to leave me.
01:13:32Let me.
01:13:45Patience, Elijah.
01:13:46Patience.
01:13:47Hey, mister! Mister, I got the place around it!
01:13:51Get yourself up, mister! They're serious about this!
01:13:54Get the hell out of there, Vern!
01:13:56Mister, come on out!
01:13:58Get out of the way, punk!
01:14:00They're gonna kill you, mister, if you don't come out!
01:14:03Get out of the hell!
01:14:05Come on, get out!
01:14:07Come on!
01:14:08Get out of the way, punk!
01:14:10They're gonna kill you, mister, if you don't come out!
01:14:12Get out of the hell!
01:14:14Come on, get out of the way!
01:14:16Come on, get out of the way!
01:14:17Come on, get out of the way!
01:14:18Come on, get out of the way!
01:14:19Whoa!
01:14:20Whoa!
01:14:21Whoa!
01:14:22Whoa!
01:14:23Whoa!
01:14:24Whoa!
01:14:25Whoa!
01:14:26Whoa!
01:14:27Whoa!
01:14:28Whoa!
01:14:29Whoa!
01:14:30Whoa!
01:14:31Whoa!
01:14:32My God!
01:14:33Nobody can listen to that, right?
01:14:34He's dead!
01:14:35That's right!
01:14:36Now go check out!
01:14:37Yeah, right!
01:14:39You go in there and make for sure!
01:14:41But he's dead!
01:14:43He's dead!
01:14:44Get your ass here!
01:14:45He's dead!
01:14:46Get your head in the door!
01:14:48He's dead!
01:14:49Make sure he is!
01:14:54Go on!
01:14:57Mister, are you there?
01:15:05There's nobody in there!
01:15:06It's empty and it's full of holes!
01:15:08Irma, go check it out!
01:15:10Buck, go in!
01:15:11We got your back!
01:15:12It's a booby trap that didn't go off!
01:15:13Circle around, man!
01:15:14We gotta find him!
01:15:15We can't let him get away!
01:15:16Y'all see anything?
01:15:17No, man, nothing!
01:15:18Y'all search over here!
01:15:19Hell yeah!
01:15:20Let's search over here!
01:15:21Shit!
01:15:22Petey!
01:15:23Petey!
01:15:24What in the hell are you doing over here, boy?
01:15:25Backing you up, man!
01:15:26Backing me up!
01:15:27Yeah!
01:15:28You didn't even fire one damn shot, did you?
01:15:29Did you?
01:15:30Did you?
01:15:31Oh, shit.
01:15:37Petey?
01:15:38Petey, what in the hell you doing over here, boy?
01:15:41Backing you up, man.
01:15:42Backing me up.
01:15:43Yeah.
01:15:49You didn't even fire one damn shot, did you?
01:15:52Did you?
01:15:54Man, that's just weak, man.
01:16:03Real weak.
01:16:08Shit.
01:16:09Can't even count on your own blood.
01:16:14Yo, Buck, Irma!
01:16:16Quit your fussing over that movie trap.
01:16:18Let's get out of here!
01:16:19Looks like I got me a new shotgun.
01:16:21Hey, Buck! Irma!
01:16:23Did I find a cow?
01:16:25It's caught on something.
01:16:26Yeah, you agree.
01:16:27No, it's not.
01:16:28There's something over here.
01:16:38You okay?
01:16:39Neelah was right.
01:16:40You get good miles to a full tank.
01:16:42You did a good job.
01:16:46Go check on Buck, huh?
01:16:48Be careful.
01:16:50Go get him there, D.K. Cole!
01:16:52Take your ten grand and shove it.
01:16:53Petey, you all right?
01:16:54Let's go go!
01:16:55Sure!
01:16:56Jess, you okay?
01:16:57No!
01:16:58Here, stop!
01:16:59Now what?
01:17:00Y'all head over to Eli's.
01:17:02Check on Joe Bob.
01:17:03Petey, this is your last chance to be a man.
01:17:06Are we straight?
01:17:07Yeah.
01:17:08You sure?
01:17:09Yeah.
01:17:10All right, I'm gonna check out the gas station.
01:17:11Matt, I won't let you down, okay?
01:17:13Come on!
01:17:14Move on!
01:17:15Move on!
01:17:16I'm gonna kill him!
01:17:17Come on, you son of a bitch!
01:17:37All right, Mother Teresa, where is he?
01:17:39Repent!
01:17:40Repent!
01:17:41Repent!
01:17:42You sinner!
01:17:43Take him, Lord!
01:17:44Take him now!
01:17:45What's going on?
01:17:46The Lord's will.
01:17:48Get him off him!
01:17:49Again?
01:17:50Get him off him!
01:17:51Get him off him!
01:17:52Get him off him!
01:17:53Get him off him!
01:17:54Get him off him!
01:17:55Get him off him!
01:17:56Get him off him!
01:18:01Hey, Zirkle.
01:18:02You got a coyote, huh?
01:18:04Right head.
01:18:05Wrong guy.
01:18:08God!
01:18:09God!
01:18:19Jobba!
01:18:21Jobba!
01:18:24Jobba!
01:18:27What the hell is this?
01:18:29You know what the Bible says?
01:18:30Live by the sword, die by the sword.
01:18:33It's funny.
01:18:34Where's the dude with the 45?
01:18:38I'm not joking with you.
01:18:39I'm gonna ask you one more time.
01:18:40Hey, you better know where he is.
01:18:41Let's go find him, bro.
01:18:43You are not my brother!
01:18:45You are a liar, and you do not tell me what to do!
01:18:48We would not be in this mess if you'd have just shot that guy when you had the chance,
01:18:53you little coward!
01:18:54He's a long bugger, this one.
01:18:55You'll need another one of these.
01:18:56Get out of here.
01:19:00Get out of here.
01:19:01Get out of here.
01:19:02Get out of here.
01:19:07Get out of here.
01:19:08Get out of here.
01:19:09Get out of here.
01:19:14Get out of here.
01:19:17Get out of here.
01:19:21Get out of here.
01:19:38Get out of here.
01:19:44Get out of here!
01:19:49Cause I'm gonna kill him as soon as I'm done killing your ass.
01:19:52Now drop it.
01:19:53Drop it!
01:19:56Now turn around, nice and slow like.
01:20:08Where are you little friends now, huh?
01:20:10This is what happens when you mess with my child!
01:20:14Whoa!
01:20:16Yeah!
01:20:18That's dangerous to see, Coyote!
01:20:21I said get up, boy!
01:20:23Get up!
01:20:24Get up!
01:20:25Stand up, little one!
01:20:27You're pissing me off, you mutton!
01:20:31Get me a baby!
01:20:34Hey, adios, baby!
01:20:36Checkout time!
01:20:38Come on, get up!
01:20:40Need a little hand?
01:20:42You need a hand?
01:20:44You been causing too much hell around my town!
01:20:47Stand up!
01:20:48I don't wanna kill you laying down!
01:20:50Stand up!
01:20:51Go!
01:20:54Teach you a damn lesson!
01:20:57You gonna pay for what you done to my family!
01:21:00Knock it off, old man!
01:21:03Everybody see this?
01:21:05Huh?
01:21:06Everybody watch this?
01:21:08It's a beautiful day to die!
01:21:12Ready for what?
01:21:14Ah!
01:21:15Ah!
01:21:16Ah!
01:21:17Ah!
01:21:19Huh?
01:21:21Ah!
01:21:22Mm-hmm!
01:21:24Ah!
01:21:25Ah!
01:21:26Ah!
01:21:28Ah!
01:21:31Ugh!
01:21:32Ah!
01:21:33Ah!
01:21:34Ah!
01:21:35Ah!
01:21:36Ah!
01:21:37Ah!
01:21:38Ah!
01:21:39Ah!
01:21:40Oh, my God.
01:22:10Eddie!
01:22:19Eddie!
01:22:21Eddie!
01:22:27No!
01:22:39Ha-ha! I got the busted!
01:22:47You? No, it was me.
01:22:51Army didn't give me a sharpshooter medal for nothing.
01:22:54Was I? What the hell are you talking about? You're all blind!
01:22:58No, I got him!
01:22:59I've been playing with pity to do!
01:23:02Stop it!
01:23:03I've been doing my damage to the three generation.
01:23:06Three generation, it has never been shot.
01:23:08Never missed a shot!
01:23:10No! I beg your pardon, sir, but my grandfather was very close to Rudyard Kipling, another excellent marksman.
01:23:17They were very close, like this, and the Rudyard on the bottom.
01:23:20You didn't even have a bullet in your gun!
01:23:23Oh, really, sir, but was in my gun?
01:23:25A suppository!
01:23:38They're so popular.
01:23:39They were毒.
01:23:44Oh!
01:23:45Are they going down to after?
01:23:46No sugar.
01:23:59Dottie, this is a goldmine.
01:24:01They're going to start running buses here every two hours.
01:24:03I know. It's a lifesaver for us, too.
01:24:06You're welcome, ma'am.
01:24:10Dottie, I don't want to be forward, but do you like samurai movies?
01:24:15Well, I don't know. I've never been to one.
01:24:17Well, they're like westerns, only Japanese.
01:24:22Anyway, there's a special showing on in Sun City,
01:24:25one of my favorites called Yojimbo,
01:24:27and I'd sure love it if you'd see it with me on Friday night.
01:24:31Well, that sounds real nice, buddy.
01:24:34Um, I could just drive down.
01:24:38What time should I meet you?
01:24:39Oh, no, no, no. I'll come pick you up.
01:24:41Say around 5 o'clock?
01:24:43I'll be ready.
01:24:45Great.
01:24:45Oh, my God, that must be birdie.
01:24:53King me, sir, please.
01:24:55Oh, darn.
01:24:57Very lucky day for you, Mr. Singh.
01:25:00Ah, and a very lucky day indeed for us all.
01:25:02Very lucky.
01:25:04Our town is experiencing a genuine renaissance,
01:25:07and we owe it all to Eddie, all to Eddie.
01:25:10A hell of an idea of his,
01:25:12telling the tabloids about all the alien activity around here.
01:25:16Oh, yeah.
01:25:16Who ever knew there were so many nuts in the world with money?
01:25:20Oh, that's a good one.
01:25:23I made you boys some brownies.
01:25:25Oh, thank you very much.
01:25:26Thank you very much.
01:25:27Now, Bertie, you must sit and rest.
01:25:30Oh, thank you.
01:25:31And Eli, you must stop smoking.
01:25:34Why?
01:25:35Because my Bertie and I are having a baby.
01:25:39Oh, wow.
01:25:41Congratulations.
01:25:41Congratulations, my friend.
01:25:45Hey, hey, look who's here.
01:26:03Just him, too.
01:26:04I do now.
01:26:15Don't believe your eyes
01:26:25If it looks like I'm lost
01:26:29Gonna have to trust tonight
01:26:35There's a special light that is guiding us
01:26:42A perfect lover's star
Be the first to comment