WWE SMACKDOWN 23 SEPTEMBER 2005 FULL SHOW

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00:01:00We welcome you to TV that's changing Friday nights.

00:01:08This is Friday Night Smackdown on UPN.

00:01:11Tonight, on the campus of Texas Tech University, Michael Cole and Taz are inside.

00:01:16And tonight, Taz, a huge main event.

00:01:20Oh, absolutely, two men who will face each other at no mercy.

00:01:24The number one contender, Eddie Guerrero, and the world champion, Batista.

00:01:28Tonight, are unlikely teammates in tag team action against Eminem and Cole.

00:01:33This match was suggested by the own network executive, Obama Cannon.

00:01:36It's kind of interesting.

00:01:37Can you dig it, sucker?

00:01:39Take it off, smash it out with a five-time WCW champion.

00:01:48Can you dig it, sucker?

00:01:59No!

00:02:00Following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring,

00:02:12made in company by Charmel from Houston, Texas.

00:02:17Playing in at 256 pounds, Booker T.

00:02:23A great ovation from the SmackDown fans here at Texas Tech.

00:02:27Booker T, of course, from Texas, from Houston.

00:02:30Step for action, kicking us off tonight here on SmackDown.

00:02:34And, of course, his lovely wife, the former Miss Black America, Charmel,

00:02:37escorting her husband to ringside.

00:02:45And for Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 224 pounds,

00:02:50Christian!

00:02:53And there is Christian.

00:02:56He has had issues with Booker T and Charmel in the past.

00:02:59Remember, last month, he had both Booker T and his wife on The Beat Show,

00:03:03and Christian are trying to drive a rip between the two.

00:03:06In fact, Christian's saying to Booker T,

00:03:08what have you done for me lately?

00:03:09You really haven't accomplished too much here on SmackDown.

00:03:13That's true.

00:03:13I mean, Christian knows how to ask the tough questions,

00:03:17and that's what's cool about The Beat Show.

00:03:18And I like Christian as the lovely Charmel, Booker T's wife.

00:03:23So welcome once again to Friday Night SmackDown.

00:03:25All of your TV viewing experience wrapped up into one here, action, drama, adventure,

00:03:31suspense, of course, comedy.

00:03:33And we'd like to thank you for inviting us into your homes here for this Friday Night

00:03:38SmackDown.

00:03:39As Charmel gets sent for her husband, Booker T, to go to battle against Christian.

00:03:44This should be one hell of a matchup here between Christian and Booker T.

00:03:50Both these men know how to get it done.

00:03:52Both these men have held championships in the past.

00:03:55And remember, Christian and Booker T met back at the Great American Bash in July.

00:04:00Booker T picking up a victory there, but Christian feels like he's been on a roll.

00:04:04Remember, last week in that tag team matchup, Christian defeated the United States champion,

00:04:09Chris Benoit.

00:04:10Christian telling me earlier today that he thinks that he has Benoit's number,

00:04:14but Christian should be worried about Booker T here tonight.

00:04:16Let's see here now, uh, trying to get, he's trying to even up here, going for something,

00:04:23going for a go-behind.

00:04:24There goes Christian.

00:04:25Uh, you know, Booker T didn't want him to get back there, but now a nice standing switch

00:04:29by Booker T.

00:04:30Both these men technically sound.

00:04:32Elbow to the side of the head by Christian.

00:04:34Breaks the hold off Booker T.

00:04:36What?

00:04:36Great hip toss by Booker T.

00:04:39You notice the way Booker T threw his hip into that hip toss and his leg up in the air

00:04:42to get more, you know, height and velocity on the throw.

00:04:46Talking about Sharmel at ringside, Booker T's wife, head cheerleader.

00:04:50She's been trying to focus Booker T on regaining championship goals.

00:04:54She believes somewhere along the line, Booker T has lost some focus in trying to get him

00:04:58back in the win column.

00:04:59I don't look at Sharmel as a head cheerleader or a cheerleader of any sorts.

00:05:02It's just a motivated goal.

00:05:03I mean, who better than motivating than your wife?

00:05:05I mean, your wife's been trying for years.

00:05:07Booker up over the top of Christian.

00:05:09Christian leapfrog.

00:05:10And look at this.

00:05:11Went for a hip toss of his own.

00:05:12And Booker T followed it up with a clothesline.

00:05:15SmackDown Trout alive tonight at Texas Tech.

00:05:19Now Booker T, I mean, Booker T can bring the chops to your chest.

00:05:24Christian, there's a timeout.

00:05:27Don't know where no SmackDown fans here don't appreciate, appreciate that.

00:05:31Christian, you know what?

00:05:32You gotta wrestle your pace.

00:05:33Now Booker wants to wrestle his pace.

00:05:36And Christian, as Booker T came back into the ring, Christian perhaps playing possum to draw

00:05:40Booker T back into the action and taking the upper hand.

00:05:44I mean, it's an old trick.

00:05:45But you know what?

00:05:45Even a veteran, a former five-time WCW champion like Booker T can get caught sometimes like

00:05:51that when you get, you know, your emotions get into the matchup.

00:05:53And there's a big, big body drop.

00:05:59Yeah, big-time back drop there.

00:06:01Booker T's on the prowl.

00:06:03He's stalking Christian here.

00:06:05Booker T very intense here tonight.

00:06:07High knife edge, chop balls it up with a slap to the face.

00:06:13You can see how Booker T is just peeing off and having his way here.

00:06:17Look, Christian in the book.

00:06:19And as we mentioned earlier on, no love loss between these two men.

00:06:23And you know what?

00:06:24Booker T's always been great, no doubt about it.

00:06:26But with Sean now in his corner, like I was saying, the motivation, extra motivation for him.

00:06:30Booker T got caught.

00:06:32I guess I spoke too soon.

00:06:33Here's the cover by Christian, hooks the leg, Booker T kicks at it too.

00:06:38But you see Sharmel, she felt the pain Booker T was feeling.

00:06:41She don't quit on her match.

00:06:42You know, she's, that's all right, it's okay, you know.

00:06:44You gotta suck it up and get up.

00:06:46I mean, you know, Booker's taken worse than that before, but that power bomb was pretty intense.

00:06:51Christian using that second rope to his advantage.

00:06:55Bring it to Patrick.

00:06:57On the count of five, Christian using the full five count.

00:07:01Christian's not afraid to bend the rules a tad.

00:07:03It's not Merrick Takedown.

00:07:05It's literally that chinlock.

00:07:07Well, that's not a chinlock.

00:07:08He's got the man by the nose.

00:07:09It might be like, you know, that's the, see, that's a chinlock.

00:07:11Right.

00:07:12You'll get it.

00:07:12Grab the guy's nose and grab the skull.

00:07:14That's what he was going for.

00:07:15Yeah, well, no, but you don't.

00:07:16You said chinlock.

00:07:16I'm not ahead of myself.

00:07:17Okay, that's no problem.

00:07:18I figured the anger management courses with Bobby Knight here at Texas Tech University would

00:07:22help you out, but obviously they didn't.

00:07:23No, they haven't.

00:07:24But Christian's got control of a Booker T with his rear choke, his rear chinlock.

00:07:28Booker up to one knee.

00:07:31Smackdown fans have been Booker T's corner since the get-go.

00:07:38Back to his feet.

00:07:39Booker T, elbows to the gut, trying to break the hole.

00:07:42Now he'll get some separation.

00:07:43Look at this.

00:07:44And Christian used the handful of hair to regain control.

00:07:48He's pulling the hair out of his own fingers and right in the referee's face.

00:07:51That takes guts.

00:07:52Cover again, hooks the leg, shoulder down, Booker T at one and a half.

00:07:56Kicks out, Sharmel again, motivating her man.

00:08:00Very supportive, Sharmel is.

00:08:03On her man, Booker T, and now look at the boot right on the face.

00:08:06Christian's boot right on Booker's face.

00:08:09Christian is.

00:08:11You know what, Cody?

00:08:15I'm just thinking, you know what?

00:08:16Sharmel's always out here with Booker and helping him be successful.

00:08:19Maybe that's what you need.

00:08:19Maybe your wife should show up here and come out, and maybe you'll do a better job.

00:08:22I'd rather have her sitting here with me than you.

00:08:24And Booker T with the right hands.

00:08:26And Christian taking Booker T down, using the ropes for leverage.

00:08:30There's a two count.

00:08:31And Sharmel alerting the referee to the fact that Christian was using the ropes.

00:08:35Thank goodness for Sharmel.

00:08:37If the referee couldn't see that, I'm telling you, he could get some help with his vision.

00:08:40The referee was in position.

00:08:43He had his eyesight blinded by the two men.

00:08:47And Booker T battling back with the right hands.

00:08:49Shot to the midsection.

00:08:53Bounces off the ropes.

00:08:54Both men down center running off the double clothesline.

00:08:57And I'll tell you what, that creates a whiplashing motion when both men have the same move in mind,

00:09:02and they both hit those high clotheslines across the throat.

00:09:06Jackknights your body back.

00:09:08It'll be a major turning point in this matchup.

00:09:10He's going to get to a vertical base first.

00:09:12That's the question.

00:09:13And whoever does will gain momentum.

00:09:15Or should gain momentum.

00:09:16Christian back to his knees, Booker T as well.

00:09:19You see Christian trying to shake the cobwebs out of his head.

00:09:22They're both up even, both men up even.

00:09:24Right hand blocked by Booker T.

00:09:27Booker with a right of his own.

00:09:28Blocks the right of Christian.

00:09:29And another right hand.

00:09:30Got some sting in those.

00:09:32Booker T with a third right dropping Christian to his knees.

00:09:36Yeah, Christian's spaghetti leg.

00:09:40Flying floor on by Booker T.

00:09:43And a clothesline.

00:09:43Yeah, nice clothesline right across the throat.

00:09:46Reversal.

00:09:46I thought it was a reversal.

00:09:47And there's that high kick up underneath the jaw by Booker T.

00:09:52Let's get it in.

00:09:53Cover.

00:09:53Hook in the leg.

00:09:54Watch out.

00:09:54Christian rolls the shoulder at it too.

00:09:56Hey, you know what?

00:09:57Give it up for Christian.

00:09:58That was tough.

00:09:58Tough to kick out of that high kick.

00:10:00By Booker T.

00:10:01Christian whipped into the corner.

00:10:03High elbow cut.

00:10:04Booker T in the temple.

00:10:06Christian caught.

00:10:07Face first.

00:10:09Blackjack right there.

00:10:10That'll definitely slow you down.

00:10:12But can Booker T follow up?

00:10:16Every Nick Patrick begins to count again.

00:10:18Booker T.

00:10:20Uh-oh.

00:10:21Booker's feeling it.

00:10:22Close.

00:10:22Feeling it.

00:10:23Christian back to his feet.

00:10:24And a boot to the face of Booker T.

00:10:26Hey, you know what?

00:10:27That's what you gotta do.

00:10:29That's what you gotta do with Christian.

00:10:30Slow down.

00:10:32Slow down.

00:10:33And now look at Christian mocking Booker T.

00:10:36He can't do it well.

00:10:36He can do it spinably if he wants.

00:10:38He just said, I don't think so.

00:10:39All right.

00:10:39Booker T whipped into the corner.

00:10:41Up over the top.

00:10:42Look at this.

00:10:43Oh, almost caught him.

00:10:44Christian rolled through.

00:10:45Booker T.

00:10:46A big kick.

00:10:46Knocking Christian down.

00:10:49Oh, spine buster.

00:10:50With authority.

00:10:52Talk about a whiplash.

00:10:53I'll tell you, Christian might not kick out.

00:10:55It is cold.

00:10:56Cover.

00:10:56Hooks the leg.

00:10:57There's two.

00:10:58He's got it.

00:10:58Christian at two and a half.

00:10:59Kick down.

00:11:01What a matchup.

00:11:02This is what Friday Night SmackDown is all about.

00:11:05These are two major SmackDown superstars, Cole.

00:11:08I'm not surprised, baby.

00:11:09This is it.

00:11:11Christian with a clothesline.

00:11:12He asked the referee to check on Booker T as he's trying to take that protective covering off that steel turnbuckle.

00:11:24He's taking that protective covering off that steel turnbuckle.

00:11:27The referee.

00:11:28What is going on?

00:11:29Well, again, Sharmel alerting referee Nick Patrick to what Christian was trying to do.

00:11:33What the hell?

00:11:34What the?

00:11:35It's where the clothes are.

00:11:36Book out, yeah.

00:11:37The book out connecting.

00:11:38Here's the cover.

00:11:39But the referee's plenty.

00:11:41The turnbuckle pack.

00:11:42He got him.

00:11:42Here's the cover.

00:11:44The count.

00:11:44Doing a kicker.

00:11:45Booker T had Christian, but the referee was doing his job putting that protective covering back on the turnbuckle.

00:11:51Tough to fault the ref there, Cole.

00:11:53You're right.

00:11:54You can't blame Nick Patrick on that.

00:11:56You got to figure if the turnbuckle wasn't involved, he would have got the pinbook of the team.

00:11:59But that's twice in this matchup where Sharmel has alerted the referee to some shenanigans by Christian.

00:12:04Shenanigans in top three.

00:12:06Oh, my.

00:12:07Here we go.

00:12:08Spin-a-rooney.

00:12:09Red Raiders style.

00:12:10Went for a kick, and Christian just pulled the referee in front of him.

00:12:17What the hell's that about?

00:12:18And Christian with a bump to the eye, referee Nick Patrick never saw it.

00:12:21And Sharmel's had a there.

00:12:24Booker T driven, shoulder first into the steel post.

00:12:27Well, Sharmel, she's telling the referee what happened, but Christian, look at this.

00:12:31Look at him.

00:12:32That's a neck breaker there.

00:12:33You hit the pole, Booker T hit the pole first there.

00:12:35Yeah, shoulder first into the steel post.

00:12:37Here's the cover.

00:12:38She's gonna steal it.

00:12:39And Booker T hit two kick down.

00:12:42I thought that was it.

00:12:44How frustrating is Christian, Paul?

00:12:46Very frustrated, but just like Booker T was before when he connected with the bookend.

00:12:51Now Christian exchanging words with Sharmel.

00:12:54Yeah, they're not nice words either.

00:12:56Well, when Christian was out here at commentary, he got into it with Sharmel.

00:12:59Hey, Christian, going for the unprettier.

00:13:01And Sharmel grabbed the leg.

00:13:03Sharmel grabbed the leg.

00:13:04Oh, my.

00:13:05He couldn't believe it.

00:13:06Oh, he's got it.

00:13:07Booker T got it.

00:13:08I can't believe it.

00:13:11Here is your winner, Booker T.

00:13:17I can't believe it.

00:13:18And Christian saying, what was that?

00:13:20Sharmel grabbed the leg at Christian.

00:13:22The referee never saw it.

00:13:23And Booker T picked up the mystery.

00:13:25I don't even know if Booker T realized what happened.

00:13:27I don't think it matters.

00:13:29I don't think it matters.

00:13:29Hey, a wizard.

00:13:29Wait a minute.

00:13:30I'm about to see what.

00:13:39I believe Booker was questioning what happened there.

00:13:42But Sharmel says, what does it matter?

00:13:43You won.

00:13:44Hey, I agree with Sharmel.

00:13:45Sharmel's a take charge type diva.

00:13:47Oh, man, I need a little help.

00:13:48Hey, Christian's not playing by the rules.

00:13:50Turn about fair play.

00:13:51Hey, it was a huge win for Booker T.

00:13:54He gets him off that mini snide he was on over the past few weeks.

00:13:58Take another look.

00:13:59As Christian went for the unprettier.

00:14:00Watch Sharmel bottom of your screen.

00:14:02Yeah, if I can't get him back to school, boy.

00:14:05Yeah, the real good one, two, three.

00:14:07Tell you what, Sharmel with a big assist angle, huge assist.

00:14:13I still think Booker T's trying to figure out what happened.

00:14:16Hey, he won the matchup.

00:14:23Eddie.

00:14:24What?

00:14:25Damn, you look rough.

00:14:27What's the matter with you?

00:14:28Oh, man, I'm sorry.

00:14:30I don't know.

00:14:30I don't know what's the matter with me.

00:14:32I came in fine.

00:14:33I was doing great.

00:14:34Ah!

00:14:34Wait.

00:14:35Oh, jeez.

00:14:36Take it easy, Eddie.

00:14:37Take it easy.

00:14:38Crap, crap, crap, crap.

00:14:39Ah, oh, God.

00:14:40Look, I know I got a match with Bautista tonight, man.

00:14:44Ah!

00:14:45But don't you think for a moment that I'm going to let him, or you,

00:14:49or especially you, Palmer.

00:14:50Oh!

00:14:51Oh!

00:14:52Oh!

00:14:53Oh, God.

00:14:54Crap, crap, crap, crap.

00:14:55I don't think you're going to be able to make it, Eddie.

00:14:56Ah!

00:14:56No, man.

00:14:57I'm not going to let nobody down.

00:14:59Ah!

00:15:00Ah!

00:15:01I promise about turning my life around, making a new leaf in life,

00:15:05and I'm going to do it.

00:15:06Ah!

00:15:07Ah!

00:15:08I think it's gurgling.

00:15:09Oh, man.

00:15:10Yeah.

00:15:11Ah!

00:15:12Oh!

00:15:13Ah!

00:15:15Ah!

00:15:16Where do you smell it?

00:15:34He's really sick.

00:15:36Network does not like the sound of that.

00:15:39I don't like the sound of it. It's making me sick.

00:15:46I don't feel...

00:15:56And now, the WWE Smack of the Night is brought to you by...

00:16:02The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction.

00:16:10Oh no, he's put up top. Mysterio landed on his feet.

00:16:13Moonsault, knocking JBL in.

00:16:15One, two.

00:16:16He's got it. Mysterio got him.

00:16:18JBL is in total shock.

00:16:21I need help. I've never had to do this.

00:16:23Will you come to work for me?

00:16:25JBL, I think we can work something out.

00:16:28You know, you can take the boy out of Texas and all the way to New York City.

00:16:40But you can never take the Texas out of the boy.

00:16:45So put your hands together for Texas' greatest son.

00:16:53He is a self-made man.

00:16:56Richer than J.R. Ewing.

00:16:59A true cowboy who rides taller in the saddle...

00:17:05Than Sam Houston.

00:17:19So, ladies and gentlemen, I give to you your very own...

00:17:25Of course, now residing in New York City...

00:17:29JBL!

00:17:33So I guess JBL has hired the fixer, Jillian Hall, to clean up some problems.

00:17:40It's been a rough couple of weeks for JBL.

00:17:42Where's the little...

00:17:43Who the hell is that?

00:17:44It's JBL on a horse.

00:17:45Where's the little...

00:17:46Oh, wait a minute.

00:17:47With a true cowboy, isn't he?

00:17:49I'm a little nervous on there.

00:17:50Well, I don't think true cowboys had men leading their horses around by their bridle, but...

00:17:56Nonetheless...

00:17:57Well, that could be a wild horse, like a fucking Bronco or something like...

00:18:01What?

00:18:02It could be like a gelding.

00:18:03You know, when that happens, they get all upset.

00:18:05There's a dude with J.R.'s hat on there.

00:18:07Look at that.

00:18:08And there he is.

00:18:10Anyway, JBL, they pissed the limo off.

00:18:13Well, it's been a rough.

00:18:15Well, perhaps the fixer has something to say about deep limo.

00:18:19Well, people in his own home state are born the hell out of Texas.

00:18:23The guy was born in West Texas, right, right, right here.

00:18:26Right near here, I should say.

00:18:28There's the fixer applauding her new client, JBL.

00:18:33Anyway, it's been a rough couple of weeks.

00:18:35JBL lost to Batista, remember, in that bull road match with the World Heavyweight Championship

00:18:39on the line two weeks ago.

00:18:40And last week, losing that matchup to Rey Mysterio.

00:18:43So perhaps doubting itself a bit.

00:18:45What's what the Cowboy get up anyway?

00:18:47The jeans and what's that about?

00:18:49Great question.

00:18:50Thanks.

00:18:51Thank you, West Texas.

00:18:58And thank you, Miss Jillian.

00:19:00It's so good to be back.

00:19:01Jillian and I had a face-to-face talk, and I tell you, it was shocking.

00:19:11Um.

00:19:12Peace out!

00:19:13Peace out!

00:19:14Peace out!

00:19:15Peace out!

00:19:16Peace out!

00:19:17Peace out!

00:19:18Peace out!

00:19:19Peace out!

00:19:20Peace out!

00:19:21Peace out!

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00:19:29Peace out!

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00:19:34Peace out!

00:19:35Peace out!

00:19:36Peace out!

00:19:37Peace out!

00:19:38Excuse me. I am your favorite son, please.

00:19:50The very smart and intelligent Miss Gillian has brought me to a personal epiphany.

00:20:04You see, they say you can't come home.

00:20:08Well, I did.

00:20:10And I want to tell you, coming back to West Texas, it reminds me of exactly how far I've come.

00:20:22And how great, how great, and you have to agree with me, you have to agree, how great New York City is.

00:20:35The women are smoking.

00:20:41Money flows like fine wine.

00:20:44You can buy a $500 shot of scotch at every single bar.

00:20:50It's the capital of finance.

00:20:56But don't get me wrong.

00:20:59Texas is great, too.

00:21:00I mean, after all, you can claim the birthplace of JBL.

00:21:10Dressed just for you in presidential casual.

00:21:25Though I am a little more decisive, and I do speak English fluently.

00:21:31Well, I tell you, Smackdown may have moved to Friday nights.

00:21:40JBL may have moved to New York City, but some things stay the same.

00:21:50From Madison Square Garden to Texas Tech arenas still chant my name.

00:22:01And I am still, and forever will be, Mr. Smackdown.

00:22:14A favorite son that sticks up for America, that does not like people who come into our country in the dark of night.

00:22:30I struck a chord with some of our locals, and who wear masks to hide from immigration.

00:22:43You don't see us with a mask, I don't need one, and most importantly, where fathers do not lie to sons.

00:23:02So I pledge this to you.

00:23:09I will defend this state.

00:23:11I will defend America.

00:23:15Come hell, come high water, come the creek, don't rise.

00:23:19I will do what I have to do, because you know that I am who I say that I am.

00:23:26And I am a wrestling god.

00:23:41Well, I can see the effects that the fixer Jillian Hall is having on presenting a new JBL.

00:23:48I mean, I think the confidence problem has been corrected, at least.

00:23:52What an image consultant she is.

00:23:54Ain't so?

00:23:55I mean, come on.

00:23:55Exactly.

00:23:56She did her job.

00:23:57His confidence in one week has just boosted.

00:23:59They hate him in his home state, but that's another story.

00:24:03The image consultant, Jillian Hall, apparently did her job.

00:24:17Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're the tag team champions.

00:24:22Form in action next on Friday Night SmackDown.

00:24:33And still the call, Bray Mysterio coming off a gigantic victory over JBL last week.

00:24:38Going against the undefeated Ken Kennedy.

00:24:41That is tonight, later on, on Friday Night SmackDown.

00:24:56We are back on Friday Night SmackDown with the tag team champions.

00:25:00Following tag team contests to schedule four, one ball approaching the ring.

00:25:13At a combined weight of 570 pounds, they're the tag team champions.

00:25:20Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich.

00:25:23And at a combined weight of 465 pounds, Jared Steele and Anthony Coletti.

00:25:34Well, this is a wonderful opportunity tonight for Coletti and Steele to take on the tag team champions here on Friday Night SmackDown.

00:25:40But what an incredible role the Legion of Doom has been on over the past couple of months.

00:25:46Absolutely, Cole, ever so dominant.

00:25:49I'll tell you why, we broke one animal, one half of the original Legion of Doom.

00:25:52One hundred head into it.

00:25:54Here we go, L.O.D. wasting a little time starting this matchup.

00:25:57I'll tell you what, this Heidenreich is looking sharp as attack lately along with Animal, great chemistry between Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich.

00:26:06And Heidenreich, this is Anthony Coletti, picked across the ring into the corner and a close line by Heidenreich.

00:26:13Well, Heidenreich, Heidenreich still marching around, doing the Heidenreich arm thing, march thing.

00:26:17Of course, Road Warrior Animal back in action, comes in off the tag.

00:26:21Of reforming the Legion of Doom in honor of the late great Road Warrior Hulk.

00:26:26And look at Animal with power, the tag made to Jared Steele.

00:26:30Look at that, I mean, Animal just basically saying, come on, bring your best stuff, Mr. Steele.

00:26:34And what a right hand.

00:26:35Wow.

00:26:36By the legendary Road Warrior Animal.

00:26:38I think pulling a right hand is putting it lightning.

00:26:40Man, man.

00:26:41And Jared Steele walks into the scoop power slam.

00:26:44Uh-oh, man, they don't work by the hour, that's for sure, the Legion of Doom.

00:26:50Tag made to Heidenreich.

00:26:52There we go.

00:26:53Mr. Steele up on the shoulders of Animal, Heidenreich to the cover.

00:26:56Heidenreich to the cover, Heidenreich to the cover.

00:26:59Connecting, Heidenreich to the cover, hook to the line, Legion of Doom, successful, yet again.

00:27:05Here are your winners, the Tag Team Champions, Road Warrior Animal, and Heidenreich.

00:27:19Wow, you know what, I don't think that Heidenreich could have clotheslined that man any harder.

00:27:26Holy cow.

00:27:27Let's watch this, check out the impact.

00:27:29Where else on a Friday night can you see a guy damn near get decapitated?

00:27:34Look at that.

00:27:35Yeah, I like that.

00:27:36That kind of stuff I like.

00:27:37All right, six sets there.

00:27:38Put it in the towel.

00:27:39Put it in the towel.

00:27:40Put it in the towel.

00:27:41Put it in the towel.

00:27:42I love Friday nights.

00:27:43I used to hate Friday nights.

00:27:44I really did.

00:27:45This used to call me all the time, want to hang out.

00:27:46Now I love Friday nights, because we got SmackDown.

00:27:48Legion of Doom successful, here on Friday night SmackDown.

00:27:52Lord.

00:27:53What?

00:27:54What?

00:27:55What?

00:27:56What?

00:27:57What?

00:27:58What?

00:27:59What?

00:28:00What?

00:28:01What?

00:28:02What?

00:28:03What?

00:28:04What's wrong with you divas?

00:28:06It's Sylvan's place here.

00:28:07I'm the star here.

00:28:08You're not taking my spot.

00:28:09What's wrong with you?

00:28:10Look the way you dressed.

00:28:11Oh my God, Christy.

00:28:13Doors are so fake.

00:28:15What?

00:28:16Rhinestones.

00:28:17Stacy, look at you.

00:28:20Is that Salvation Army?

00:28:22Guys.

00:28:23Sylvan.

00:28:24I'm going to leave.

00:28:25You start making me look bad.

00:28:27Oh.

00:28:28Hey, Sylvia.

00:28:29Hey, Bobby.

00:28:30I couldn't help but hear you giving the girls a little fashion advice, and so I thought

00:28:34maybe I could give you some fashion advice.

00:28:36You?

00:28:37You're a fashion expert in all NASCAR lovers?

00:28:39I can be.

00:28:40You know, you've got the black boots.

00:28:42Yeah.

00:28:43The black knee pads.

00:28:44Mm-hmm.

00:28:45And of course, the black trunks.

00:28:46Wow, you are good.

00:28:47Yeah, but you know what?

00:28:48You're missing something, and I'm just the guy to give it to you.

00:28:51Really?

00:28:52What is it?

00:28:53A black eye.

00:28:54See you out there.

00:28:56Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to Texas Tech University, the United Spirit Arena.

00:29:09This is Friday Night SmackDown, and here comes the self-proclaimed SmackDown fashion consultant,

00:29:15Sylvain.

00:29:17The following contest is scheduled for one fall approaching Nareem from Montreal,

00:29:23quarterback Canada, weighing in at 250 pounds, Sylvain.

00:29:29Come on, come on, Sylvain, he's been a model for a long time, so maybe he has the credibility

00:29:34you've seen there in your fantasy consultant.

00:29:37Well, he has had a lot of success as a male model.

00:29:40We're gonna take a look here at his portfolio.

00:29:42I think you had his portfolio.

00:29:44You wanted him.

00:29:45Yeah, but let's take a look at it.

00:29:46Look at his shop here.

00:29:47This guy's been a model since just a kid, right?

00:29:49Yeah, Sylvain started modeling at the age of 12 in many major magazines and campaigns

00:29:53all throughout the world, actually, and Sylvain was actually a very successful male model.

00:29:58That's great.

00:29:59I'll tell you what.

00:30:00A bit of a flowchip boat.

00:30:01You know what I'm saying?

00:30:02I think that's really good that he's a male model.

00:30:05Several weeks ago, Sylvain interrupted the Kivas match between Christy and Stacey,

00:30:10and tonight getting some fashion consultant to our lovely Kivas backstage.

00:30:13And

00:30:16winger company by Stacey, Teebler, and Christy Hemming from Mobile, Alabama, weighing in at 242 pounds, the Alabama Slammer, Hardcore Holly.

00:30:32I actually liked Hardcore Holly's fast advice to Sylvain, and Sylvain wastes a little time going to work on Hardcore Holly.

00:30:38Holly said Sylvain needs a black guy to go with his black wrestling gear.

00:30:42Well, Holly's the guy that can do that to you, but Sylvain not wasting no time getting all over Holly here.

00:30:47And Hardcore Holly, the Alabama Slammer, as tough as they come.

00:30:52The toughest man, pound for pound, in the SmackDown locker room.

00:30:57Yeah.

00:30:58Look at these chops across the chest.

00:31:01Do you think red belts on his chest would go with his outfit?

00:31:04Well, red and black is the color of Texas Tech, kid, and Red Raven has a great point.

00:31:08Sylvain and Hardcore get over the top rope.

00:31:12And Sylvain looks to regain his composure.

00:31:15Don't be fooled by the Sylvain with the what?

00:31:18He just did that thing with the hand to the face.

00:31:19You see that?

00:31:20Yeah.

00:31:21Like the modeling.

00:31:22Like the Madonna thing.

00:31:23Take a picture of me.

00:31:24Right.

00:31:25And go.

00:31:26Dropping the elbow to the back of the neck.

00:31:27My point that I was gonna make is that Sylvain, he's a physical, physical competitor in there.

00:31:32He can hurt you, and he's got a mean streak, as you can see right now.

00:31:35Tremendous shape as he tries to rearrange the facial features of Hardcore Holly.

00:31:41Using the second rope illegally, referee Jimmy Corderas with a count.

00:31:46You kinda have a girl's figure.

00:31:49Not at all.

00:31:50Look at his face Sylvain as a girl.

00:31:52No, no, no, I'm not saying he does.

00:31:54I'm saying that some of the models do.

00:31:56Well, that's a girl's figure right there.

00:31:58Hey, only on Friday Night SmackDown can you see Christy Henney and Stacey Keebler.

00:32:03Sylvain bounces off the ropes and delivers a high knee to the gut.

00:32:09Dropping Hardcore to his knees.

00:32:11It isn't often you see Holly drop to his knees.

00:32:13The one who hits the ropes and drives that knee and thigh into the stern.

00:32:17That kinda puts it down.

00:32:18Sylvain, center of the ring, Holly in trouble.

00:32:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:32:23Suplex.

00:32:24A lot of power.

00:32:25A lot of power by Sylvain.

00:32:26And the cover hooks the leg and a kick out by Hardcore Holly.

00:32:29This would have to be considered a big upset if Sylvain could pull it off here.

00:32:33I don't wanna, yeah, I don't know.

00:32:35If he could win the match.

00:32:36Yes, if Sylvain could win the match.

00:32:37I don't wanna see him pull anything off.

00:32:39Hardcore slam center of the ring.

00:32:41He's a model.

00:32:42I don't know, he's a model.

00:32:43Hook of the leg, shoulders down, and a kick out.

00:32:45Yeah, so he's a model.

00:32:46Very successful as a model as well.

00:32:48You're not doing nothing.

00:32:49I'm not in their business.

00:32:50There's issues with the Divas.

00:32:51Well, he wants everyone, Sylvain wants everyone to look good.

00:32:55And he should be working on your world.

00:32:56Well, that's for sure.

00:32:57Sylvain ripped across the ring.

00:32:58Great standing drop kick by Hardcore Holly.

00:32:59This could be the opening that the Alabama Slammer needs.

00:33:00Yeah, and ladies and gentlemen, for those that never seen Hardcore Holly, you know, hit a

00:33:01drop kick before.

00:33:02He possessed one of the best drop kicks in the history of the game.

00:33:06That's well doctored.

00:33:07Holly can drop kick you out of your boots.

00:33:08But can he take advantage?

00:33:09Sylvain back to his feet.

00:33:10Right hand by Holly as well.

00:33:11And I don't think you want to exchange blows with Hardcore Holly.

00:33:13That's just off the rope.

00:33:14Knocking Sylvain down.

00:33:15And Holly's starting to fire up.

00:33:16Well, Holly now, for those that never seen Hardcore Holly, this could be the opening

00:33:19that the Alabama Slammer needs.

00:33:20Ladies and gentlemen, for those that never seen Hardcore Holly, you know, hit a drop kick

00:33:21before, he possessed one of the best drop kicks in the history of the game.

00:33:22That's well doctored.

00:33:23Holly can drop kick you out of your boots.

00:33:24But can he take advantage?

00:33:25Sylvain back to his feet.

00:33:26Right hand by Holly as well.

00:33:27And Holly's starting to fire up.

00:33:34Holly now kicking into that last gear.

00:33:37Look at this.

00:33:38Yeah.

00:33:39Body drop.

00:33:40Sylvain landing hard on his back.

00:33:43Stacey nearly laughing at him.

00:33:46As Hardcore Holly catches him.

00:33:48Full Nelson here.

00:33:49Full Nelson Slam.

00:33:50Full Nelson Driver right to his spine.

00:33:53Christie's happy.

00:33:55Holly wants to go for the kill here.

00:33:58Hardcore measuring his man.

00:34:00Look at this.

00:34:01Sylvain in trouble.

00:34:02Up high on the shoulders.

00:34:04Oh, this is going for this guy.

00:34:06He's going for the Alabama Slammer.

00:34:07Sylvain rolled through.

00:34:08Here's the cover kick out by Holly.

00:34:10Great way to counter that Slammer though.

00:34:12Absolutely.

00:34:13And a clothesline.

00:34:14Sylvain, he knew what Holly goes to the Alabama Slammer, and he'd be able to smash

00:34:19in the rib area from Holly.

00:34:22Sylvain climbing all the way to the top ropes.

00:34:25Holly back to his feet as well.

00:34:27Yes!

00:34:28Missile drop kick from the top rope.

00:34:30Driving Hardcore Holly to the mat.

00:34:32It's Sylvain.

00:34:33Major League Missile drop kick there.

00:34:36Look, there's the face.

00:34:37He's saying he's got good face.

00:34:39That's what he's saying.

00:34:40I'm back arguing with Christy and Stacey for some reason.

00:34:44And Holly's hair may have knocked Sylvain out or at least messed his pretty face up.

00:34:50Getting that black eye promised him.

00:34:52Great point.

00:34:53Two.

00:34:54And Sylvain, how's he going?

00:34:57You see how he's saying, I told you, I was gonna give you a black eye.

00:35:01I'm gonna mess this guy's face, can't mess up Sylvain's face though.

00:35:04One, two, three.

00:35:06Referee Jimmy Cordero is at a count of eight in a match that did.

00:35:09What the hell is going to get counted out here?

00:35:11And he did.

00:35:12What the hell is that?

00:35:15This match is the result of a count out, the Alabama Slammer, Hardcore Holly.

00:35:25I don't understand.

00:35:26I mean, Holly, Holly gets the victory and he gets the girls, but Sylvain just walking

00:35:30at him because he got popped in the eye.

00:35:32Well, Hardcore Holly promised he was gonna give Sylvain a black eye.

00:35:36Let's see this.

00:35:37Pucks, this might make any man walk out.

00:35:38Let's see this.

00:35:39Grabbing Maile Sylvain.

00:35:44Oh, she's straight in the face.

00:35:46Holly, look at Sylvain, right in the foot.

00:35:48What's Sylvain gonna do for a career now?

00:35:50I don't know.

00:35:51See, the guy's done Maile now?

00:35:53He's got a black eye, maybe a broken nose.

00:35:56Yeah, you don't know that.

00:35:57Who do you, a doctor?

00:35:58I don't even know what he's got.

00:35:59Hardcore Holly picks up the victory.

00:36:01Big right hand here on Friday Night SmackDown.

00:36:13Batista.

00:36:14What up, champ?

00:36:15What's going on?

00:36:16You're looking good, dawg.

00:36:17Hey, I thought I'd need to let you know that your tag team partner, Eddie Guerrero,

00:36:22he's sick, man.

00:36:23I'm talking about really sick.

00:36:25Now, he claims to have food poisoning.

00:36:27And I just don't know what he's gonna make it tonight.

00:36:30Yeah, I heard that.

00:36:31He's got a little tummy ache.

00:36:32But, uh, don't worry about it.

00:36:34We got the best doctor in town on the way.

00:36:37It's all you, player.

00:36:38It's all you, player.

00:36:39All right.

00:36:41Best doctor in town.

00:36:43We'll find out.

00:36:44Well, ladies and gentlemen, last week, Undertaker versus Randy Orton on SmackDown.

00:36:48And Orton has added a surprise to the dead man, wheeling a casket into the arena, containing

00:36:53a mannequin in the mirror image of The Undertaker.

00:36:55What do the Ortons have planned for The Undertaker this week?

00:36:58We'll find out next.

00:37:02We are back on SmackDown.

00:37:03A bizarre scene.

00:37:04WWE legend Randy Orton's father, Cowboy Bob Orton, directing, uh, it almost looks to be

00:37:11like a funeral setting.

00:37:13I mean, there's a casket in the ring with flowers.

00:37:15Well, nonetheless, let's take you back to last week on SmackDown and the spectacular main

00:37:20event between The Undertaker and Randy Orton.

00:37:23Is this it?

00:37:24Are we all ready here?

00:37:25Randy, the big surprise is ready to go.

00:37:27But tell me this.

00:37:28Are you ready for your big match with The Undertaker tonight?

00:37:32It's official.

00:37:33Tonight, the legacy of The Undertaker will die.

00:37:38And you and I will bury it for good.

00:37:44What a main event.

00:37:45The legend killer Randy Orton versus the legend The Undertaker.

00:37:49There!

00:37:50Bring the truck!

00:37:52Bring the truck!

00:37:53The damn truck's out here in the arena!

00:37:57Oh my God, a casket!

00:38:00The Ortons have brought a casket to the ring!

00:38:03What the hell is this?

00:38:04Whoa!

00:38:05Oh, and Randy Orton in control!

00:38:07The third generation superstar is taking down legend after legend.

00:38:12Randy Orton went to drop the elbow!

00:38:14Undertaker counter with a foot to the face!

00:38:17Undertaker could be moments away!

00:38:20Oh, it's the beginning of the end, Cole!

00:38:24What the hell?

00:38:25Hey!

00:38:27Your legacy of The Undertaker will die.

00:38:32Undertaker looking at a mirror image of himself!

00:38:35What the hell?

00:38:36Took advantage of the destruction!

00:38:38And Randy Orton had a vicious assault here!

00:38:41He had a little too cocky here!

00:38:42Oh my God!

00:38:43Undertaker caught to Randy Orton!

00:38:44Randy Orton!

00:38:45Going for the last ride!

00:38:46Oh my God!

00:38:47Oh my God!

00:38:48Look at this!

00:38:49Oh my God!

00:38:50Oh my God!

00:38:51Cowboy Bob Long's bringing the second ref!

00:38:53Randy Orton's gonna steal this one!

00:38:55Oh my God!

00:38:56Oh my God!

00:38:57And now he's set up!

00:38:59Kick the shot over the head!

00:39:00Oh my God!

00:39:01And now he's set up!

00:39:02Kick the shot over the head!

00:39:03Shots way!

00:39:04Oh my God!

00:39:05Tombstone!

00:39:06I own driver!

00:39:07The Undertaker!

00:39:08The Undertaker!

00:39:09Picking up the victory!

00:39:10If there was any doubt about the legacy of The Undertaker!

00:39:12It was resolved here tonight!

00:39:13And back here at Texas Tech University this is just a bizarre scene.

00:39:27Look at this setting with cowboy Bob Orton in the right!

00:39:34Ladies and gentlemen!

00:39:36Allow me to introduce to you in conjunction with the Legend Killer Tour!

00:39:46The star of the show himself!

00:39:51The future of Smackdown!

00:39:54My boy!

00:39:56The Legend Killer!

00:39:58Randy Orton!

00:40:04And there is Randy Orton!

00:40:06And I have to ask you Taz!

00:40:08Over his illustrious career do you believe that anybody has been in the head of The Undertaker

00:40:13quite like Randy Orton has?

00:40:16I don't know, that's a thought.

00:40:17Probably not at all.

00:40:18I mean, The Undertaker's been in battles and wars with all the greatest in the history of the game,

00:40:24but this Randy Orton, I'll tell you what, I'm thinking he might just be the Legend Killer!

00:40:30Randy Orton at SummerSlam, defeating The Undertaker with the help of his father.

00:40:34And then last week, The Orton's with that plan to wheel that casket in the arena.

00:40:39And then that mannequin of the mirror-like image of The Undertaker in the casket,

00:40:44distracting The Undertaker for a moment.

00:40:47The Undertaker really hugging his head plate with here by The Orton.

00:40:52And it's usually, I mean, for those that don't know, it's usually The Undertaker renting space in the heads of others.

00:40:58This time, Randy Orton with a little help from his Legend Hall of Fame dad, Cowboy Bob one,

00:41:04getting the head of The Undertaker.

00:41:06Father, if you would, please open the casket.

00:41:20Now, when you've achieved the status that I have here in the WWE, when you've achieved true main event status,

00:41:38you start to realize that physically, everyone is pretty much equal.

00:41:45Everybody's big, everybody's strong, everybody's fast.

00:41:51But what separates the good from the great?

00:41:57I'll tell you what, the ability to play mind games.

00:42:03Now, everybody thinks last week, The Undertaker beat me.

00:42:12True, he got the one, two, three.

00:42:16But Undertaker, I beat you mentally.

00:42:20That's a very lifelike mannequin of The Undertaker.

00:42:23You opened up this casket yourself.

00:42:26You saw the mannequin inside.

00:42:28And you saw yourself.

00:42:32But I saw the look in your eyes.

00:42:36What?

00:42:37Hey!

00:42:38Hey!

00:42:39Oh, my!

00:42:42I saw the look in your eyes, Undertaker.

00:42:46You didn't see that look.

00:42:49And that look was fear.

00:42:51That's no mannequin gold.

00:42:52That look was fear, Undertaker.

00:42:55Fear because you saw into your future.

00:42:59Randy Orton don't have a clue.

00:43:01That's not a mannequin.

00:43:02No clue.

00:43:04Undertaker, I killed you physically.

00:43:08I beat you mentally.

00:43:10And soon enough, shut your mouth.

00:43:13Randy, you better shut up.

00:43:14You better be careful here.

00:43:17And soon enough, Undertaker, your legacy will be buried forever courtesy of The Legend Killer.

00:43:27You all don't have a clue, Cole, what's actually in that casket.

00:43:32Neither does his father.

00:43:34Oh, no.

00:43:36Oh, no.

00:43:41Oh, no.

00:43:46Oh, my.

00:43:47Oh, yeah!

00:43:55Oh, man!

00:43:57Undertaker's got Randy Orton!

00:44:00The Undertaker's alive and well!

00:44:02Be careful who you try to play games with!

00:44:06Oh, my God!

00:44:07Randy Orton!

00:44:08Oh, the casket!

00:44:12Oh, man!

00:44:13Welcome to Mind Games 101, Mr. Orton!

00:44:16Papa better get you out of there, Randy!

00:44:19Oh, man!

00:44:20The Undertaker sending a message to The Orton's!

00:44:25The Orton's got that damn mannequin was in that casket!

00:44:30Not that kind of party!

00:44:32It was The Deadman himself!

00:44:35You wanna talk about beating you mentally!

00:44:38The Undertaker is the master!

00:44:40And he proved it again here tonight!

00:44:42Well, it's all about mind games, Cole!

00:44:44The Deadman, The Undertaker is the master of the mind game!

00:44:49The legend of The Deadman is alive and well on Friday Night SmackDown!

00:44:56Texas Tech University, the home of the Red Raiders football,

00:45:12Friday Night Basketball, and tonight, home of TV that's changing Friday nights!

00:45:17Friday Night SmackDown!

00:45:19And going tonight, SmackDown is being brought to you by Universal Riches Serenity

00:45:24in theaters September 30th!

00:45:27And by the new Sprint, Sprint!

00:45:29Yes, you can!

00:45:31And by the Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction!

00:45:38Well, ladies and gentlemen, moments ago, the Orton's out in the arena

00:45:40for The Undertaker's funeral.

00:45:41We believed it was a mannequin in The Undertaker's casket,

00:45:44but what we found out was it wasn't a mannequin!

00:45:47Look at the eyes right there!

00:45:49That's not a mannequin, folks!

00:45:51Then Randy Orton found out the hard way!

00:45:54Watch The Undertaker!

00:45:55Randy Orton, much to his surprise, don't...

00:46:00Oh, man!

00:46:02Can you imagine that?

00:46:03You think you're looking at the eyes of a mannequin,

00:46:06and you pulled the same shenanigans last week,

00:46:08and you get busted and goozled

00:46:10and pulled right at the casket here!

00:46:13Look at this!

00:46:14Don't follow the story!

00:46:15Don't try to play mind games with the master, The Undertaker!

00:46:20Mr. Kennedy!

00:46:27Kennedy!

00:46:32Kennedy!

00:46:33Well, I'm looking forward to this matchup here tonight.

00:46:35The undefeated Kennedy versus Red Mysterio!

00:46:38Following contest in Stadium Four!

00:46:41One ball approaching the ring!

00:46:43From Green Bay, Wisconsin!

00:46:45Weighing in at 242 pounds!

00:46:49Mr. Kennedy!

00:46:52Hey, maybe Schimmel got it right this week!

00:46:55Let him finish!

00:46:56Shocking!

00:46:57Maybe Ken Kenley's oppressed!

00:47:01Schimmel!

00:47:02Schimmel!

00:47:03Schimmel!

00:47:04Schimmel!

00:47:05Schimmel!

00:47:06Schimmel!

00:47:07Schimmel!

00:47:08Man, that was actually pretty good, dude!

00:47:12Hey, you did a good job, man!

00:47:15You've been working on it!

00:47:17Hey, you know, I gotta say, over the past few weeks,

00:47:26I've been kind of nasty to you, man!

00:47:28I've been a bad little boy, and I apologize!

00:47:31Give me a hug, man!

00:47:33Aw, see, he's not a bad guy, Ken Kenley!

00:47:36He seems compassionate!

00:47:38Good job!

00:47:39Now, what I want you to do, for all these people,

00:47:43and of course for yourself, is to take a bow!

00:47:49You still suck!

00:47:50Take your stick!

00:47:51Get out!

00:47:52Get out!

00:47:53Get out!

00:47:54This is not compassionate!

00:47:55Wow!

00:47:56I hate Schimmel as much as the next guy, but still, that was ridiculous!

00:47:58Kind of a little low blow!

00:47:59Actually, it was a low blow!

00:48:00And low brow!

00:48:01What the hell is this?

00:48:02It's a microphone!

00:48:03Where the hell did that come from?

00:48:04Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for...

00:48:08One call!

00:48:09One call!

00:48:10With a 20-minute time limit!

00:48:15I weigh in tonight, at an astonishing...

00:48:23two hundred and forty...

00:48:39four pounds!

00:48:42Yup!

00:48:43Gained another pound!

00:48:45The Simon system actually works!

00:48:51From...

00:48:52Green...

00:48:53Bay...

00:48:54Wisconsin!

00:49:05Mr...

00:49:06Kennedy!

00:49:14That was a good part, Cole.

00:49:15Watch, watch.

00:49:16Good part right there.

00:49:17Watch, watch.

00:49:18Kennedy!

00:49:19Who does he think he is?

00:49:20Joe McHugh?

00:49:21I was just gonna say...

00:49:22I mean, he's Mr. Kennedy!

00:49:23He's Mr. Kennedy!

00:49:24He's Mr. Kennedy!

00:49:25Oh boy!

00:49:26Ray...

00:49:27I'm tell ya, I am taking Ray's new entrance music,

00:50:31Again, you're not gonna see that on a Monday night, Cole.

00:50:34You're not gonna see that nowhere else on Friday night.

00:50:37Come on, two last weeks of this caliber locking horns.

00:50:41Who's gonna win?

00:50:42How about the music?

00:50:45Yeah, I know.

00:50:46I like it.

00:50:46The music's all right, but I think the action will be better.

00:50:49What am I, Dick Clark now?

00:50:51I'm a wrestling commentator, for God's sakes.

00:50:53You try to be.

00:50:53I said, who the hell was Joe McQ anyway?

00:50:55You remember Joe McQ?

00:50:57I don't remember.

00:50:58WWF days, and look at this, Rey Mysterio, big right hand.

00:51:02Mysterio whipped across the ring, and a big boot to the face of Ken Kennedy.

00:51:06This is a huge matchup for Ken Kennedy here tonight.

00:51:09He won't stick through, look at that, wow, that was unique.

00:51:12I'll tell you what, hold on, hey,

00:51:13Ken Kennedy right out here in front of us.

00:51:15And a Kennedy trying to regain his composure.

00:51:20Not quite sure, I mean, I don't know if

00:51:23Kennedy's ever been in the ring with someone of this caliber.

00:51:26Watch out!

00:51:27Went for the 619, and Rey Mysterio.

00:51:30My point is, Mysterio.

00:51:31He's so unpredictable, Mysterio, he's so fast.

00:51:38He can't wrestle Rey like anybody else.

00:51:42Wow, Rey Mysterio's so unorthodox, so intent.

00:51:45Hit the cover, hook to the leg, kick out by Kennedy.

00:51:48Mysterio can catch your body in an off-balance position from any angle in that ring,

00:51:53or outside the ring for that matter.

00:51:55He's so damn quick, Mysterio.

00:51:57Mysterio lifts off the ropes, Kennedy missed clothesline.

00:52:00Mysterio up over the top, Kennedy caught him, and what a backbreaker.

00:52:04What a counter by Ken Kennedy.

00:52:07You know what, Cole?

00:52:08I've seen and taken and been in the ring with guys doing a lot of backbeats.

00:52:12Never quite saw one with that type of impact.

00:52:14That was flat out impressive by Ken Kennedy.

00:52:17Ken Kennedy has been impressive, undefeated on SmackDown,

00:52:20with victories over the likes of Booker T and others,

00:52:23as he drives that knee into the back, continuing to work the back after this backbreaker.

00:52:27Watch this, watch the height here.

00:52:29He uses his strength, Kennedy does, to pulse Mysterio in the back, drives Kennedy.

00:52:35I'm sorry, drives Mysterio right across the front of his blood.

00:52:37But make no mistake about it, as Kennedy goes into the cover,

00:52:39and hooks the leg shoulders down, kicked out by Mysterio.

00:52:42Mysterio can absorb a tremendous amount of punishment.

00:52:44We saw it last week in his victory over JBL.

00:52:47He can get it on with a bigger man in the ring.

00:52:49What the hell is he gonna do here?

00:52:53Kennedy into the top turnbuckle.

00:52:55Great counter by Mysterio.

00:52:57Mysterio looking for the opening, but ran into the back elbow.

00:53:00I'll tell you, this Kennedy is well schooled.

00:53:02I mean, you know what, he knows when to catch you, he plays possum very well.

00:53:08Let's check Kennedy right here, right in the middle of the press.

00:53:10He's got it, but Kennedy reversed it, picked Mysterio on.

00:53:18Great strike by Kennedy.

00:53:19What's Kennedy gonna do here?

00:53:22Wow, it's landing Mysterio.

00:53:26Right on that spine, that middle of that back.

00:53:29Both men are down center of the ring.

00:53:31Referee Nick Patrick begins the count.

00:53:33Let's take another look here.

00:53:35It's a twisty Uranagi right here, look at this, boom.

00:53:37The Japanese move very, very, he's talking that move when he spins you like that,

00:53:42and drives you down.

00:53:44Dangerous move.

00:53:46Now Rey Mysterio back to his feet first.

00:53:54Goes to the back of the leg to Kennedy, trying to take the big man out.

00:53:59Kennedy wildly flinging his arms at Mysterio.

00:54:02Can't connect, Mysterio through the legs.

00:54:05Kennedy.

00:54:08Quit this, quit this, watch out.

00:54:10Mysterio landed on the apron, right hand glancing off the bridge of the nose.

00:54:15Watch Rey, watch Rey here.

00:54:16Mysterio's in the same time, he's gonna get him here.

00:54:19He's got him, he's got him.

00:54:20Shulver down, three, and Kennedy rolls the shoulder out.

00:54:24At two and a half, Mysterio thought he had it.

00:54:27Yeah, Rey definitely thought he had it there.

00:54:30And Kennedy back to his feet.

00:54:33Reversal, Mysterio whipped into the corner, boot to the face.

00:54:37And Rey Mysterio, look at this.

00:54:41Whoa, what a counter.

00:54:42Mysterio was going for that DDT.

00:54:45Kennedy countered, hooks the leg.

00:54:47There's a two cap Mysterio with his leg on the bottom rope.

00:54:50Yeah, Ken Kennedy, not a beautiful back suplex, but

00:54:53Ken Kennedy thinks he won the match.

00:54:55But Rey Mysterio- Yeah, you're right.

00:54:56Kennedy did think he won the match.

00:54:58But Mysterio had his foot on the bottom rope.

00:55:00It's like ring presence, Matt Sens, by Rey Mysterio.

00:55:04You know where you are in the ring at all times.

00:55:06Now, Kennedy stalking Mysterio.

00:55:09There he comes.

00:55:10Mysterio playing Parson.

00:55:11Uh-oh.

00:55:12Tucked Kennedy up on a second rope.

00:55:13Heads up.

00:55:15Went for the 619, Kennedy rolled out of the way.

00:55:18Look at the speed of Mysterio.

00:55:19Oh, wow.

00:55:20Leg drop on this, I don't know how to do that.

00:55:24Ken Kennedy take it out, Rey Mysterio gonna climb high.

00:55:30Ken Kennedy not moving up a bit right there on the mat, and Mysterio- Hey!

00:55:38Just about to the cut- What the hell is this?

00:55:41JBL on the damn horse.

00:55:42What the hell?

00:55:45Mysterio distracted, and Kennedy with the right hands, Mysterio distracted by JBL.

00:55:51What the hell is JBL doing out here with- Uh-oh.

00:55:54No, my, Mysterio on the shoulders.

00:55:57Mysterio's in trouble with this, Kennedy with this move.

00:56:00And in perfect Samoan drop, Mysterio got caught.

00:56:04What the hell is going on?

00:56:05Ken Kennedy remains undefeated, thanks to JBL's distraction.

00:56:10And then what the hell is JBL doing coming out here?

00:56:13I guess JBL's still singing over the victory by Mysterio over JBL last week.

00:56:18Came out here to spoil Mysterio's party tonight.

00:56:21Complete distraction.

00:56:23JBL distracted a little bit daylights out of Rey Mysterio.

00:56:26And that's how Rey Mysterio wants to scratch.

00:56:28Come on.

00:56:29Bradshaw coming out here on this horse with the hat and the whole heel going.

00:56:34And he's, look at him, just waving to Mysterio.

00:56:36Mysterio got caught right there, Kennedy.

00:56:39I don't know if he caught the guy, but he capitalized on opening.

00:56:43Well, he did capitalize on the opening, and here's that almost inverted Samoan drop here.

00:56:48But nonetheless, the distraction helps Kennedy remain undefeated.

00:56:51JBL out here on that horse laughing at Rey Mysterio.

00:56:56He should have been laughing at JBL.

00:56:57He stared the hell in a damn horse.

00:56:59Raw Magazine presents the Raw Rebound.

00:57:07By the powers vested in me, I hereby strip John Cena of the WWE title.

00:57:15And allow me to introduce to you the new WWE Champion.

00:57:22No chance.

00:57:23No chance.

00:57:24No chance of that much, young guys.

00:57:25Third Angle defeated John Cena.

00:57:29However, it was a disqualification.

00:57:36Therefore, still, your WWE Champion, the one and only, John Cena.

00:57:41Since this is my time, my opportunity to make an announcement here, I will.

00:57:47There will be a WWE home coming.

00:57:51And what you'll see coming back home, the hardcore legend, McFoley.

00:57:57Walking down that very aisle will be the game of Triple H.

00:58:05Racing this squared circle will be the immortal Hulk Hogan and live in this jury ring, the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:58:17There will be a WWE Championship match.

00:58:22John Cena goes one-on-one with you, Eric Bischoff.

00:58:30Oh, my God, Bischoff and Cena, you gotta be kidding me.

00:58:36Well, John Cena will defend the WWE title against our boss, Eric Bischoff.

00:58:40There's gonna be other legends, other Hall of Famers that are gonna be there.

00:58:44It's gonna be a wonderful homecoming.

00:58:46Yeah, you got a Matt Hardy and Edge loser leaves Raw match.

00:58:49Before the net, it's a 15-foot high ladder match.

00:58:52And that Money in the Bank briefcase will be hanging high above the ring.

00:58:55What a night it's gonna be in Dallas, Texas, WWE homecoming.

00:58:59The biggest night in Raw history.

00:59:07It's gonna be huge.

00:59:08Hey, no doubt, Blair.

00:59:09Hey, what's SmackDown gonna do to be a part of that, huh?

00:59:11Oh, I get it.

00:59:12We're gonna take on an ad or something, right?

00:59:13Something like that?

00:59:14Hey, hey, hey, hold on, Blair.

00:59:15Just relax.

00:59:16I got a much better idea than that.

00:59:18Now, let's focus on our main event for tonight.

00:59:20You need to go celebrate tonight.

00:59:22You need to go celebrate tonight.

00:59:23You need to go celebrate something like that.

00:59:27Oh, baby.

00:59:28I just did a little bit.

00:59:29It was nothing.

00:59:30Listen, you look so good out there tonight.

00:59:33I'm telling you, I'm proud of you.

00:59:35You know, you need to be wearing gold around that waist.

00:59:39What you think?

00:59:40You know, you right.

00:59:41Yeah.

00:59:42That's true.

00:59:43You know what I'm saying?

00:59:44Yeah.

00:59:45But you know, baby, I was thinking about something.

00:59:48Never mind.

00:59:49Forget about it.

00:59:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:59:51Hold on.

00:59:52What you talking about?

00:59:53No, seriously, it's nothing.

00:59:54Baby, we don't keep no secrets in this household.

00:59:56Spit it out.

00:59:58Well, actually, I was talking to Ken Kennedy and he said-

01:00:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:00:02Ken Kennedy?

01:00:03What you doing talking to this fruit booty?

01:00:05Well, listen, because what he said is true.

01:00:07What you talking about?

01:00:08I don't understand why Chris Benoit won't give you a United States title match.

01:00:12Oh, man.

01:00:13Listen, what's a little friendly competition?

01:00:16Baby, you just beat Christian and Christian beat Benoit.

01:00:21It's your time to shine.

01:00:23Listen, I'm just saying, if they won't give you respect, Booker, you got to take it.

01:00:31Just think about that, baby, all right?

01:00:40Eddie, I-

01:00:41What?

01:00:42I'm not feeling anything.

01:00:43You're not feeling what, I see?

01:00:44Eddie-

01:00:45There's a lot of pain there, Larry.

01:00:46Please.

01:00:47Eddie, Eddie, you don't have any symptoms.

01:00:48I don't have any-

01:00:49What kind of symptoms?

01:00:50For all you know, I could have appendicitis.

01:00:52Eddie, I'm not feeling anything.

01:00:54Would you get better?

01:00:55Does someone need some medical attention?

01:00:57Well, I'm not feeling any symptoms here.

01:00:59He's not-

01:01:00Here, let me.

01:01:01Oh, no, I-

01:01:02Here.

01:01:03I can't-

01:01:04I can't seem to feel anything at all.

01:01:05It's okay, Larry.

01:01:06She's got it.

01:01:07You can go now.

01:01:08No, I can't-

01:01:09Hey, hey, hey!

01:01:10It's okay.

01:01:11Slower, slower.

01:01:12Does it hurt here?

01:01:13Yes, yes.

01:01:14Right, right.

01:01:15See where it says poppy?

01:01:17Yeah, uh, yeah.

01:01:18Right there?

01:01:19Oh.

01:01:20You're close to it.

01:01:21Does that-

01:01:22Does that feel better?

01:01:23A little-

01:01:24A little lower.

01:01:26We are back on Friday Night SmackDown.

01:01:28Ha-ha!

01:01:29There he is!

01:01:30Ha-ha!

01:01:31He and all his friends.

01:01:32Ha-ha!

01:01:33He and all his friends.

01:01:34Ha-ha!

01:01:35Ha-ha!

01:01:36Following contest is scheduled for...

01:01:38One Fall!

01:01:39Making his way to the ring from Clearwater, Florida.

01:01:42Weighing in at 210 pounds...

01:01:44Simon!

01:01:45Ding!

01:01:46Well, he's a fitness guru.

01:01:49Invented, of course, the Simon System.

01:01:51You tried it.

01:01:52Yeah, I did try it.

01:01:53I mean, I've had some ups and downs with the Simon System.

01:01:55A lot of our superstars have been happy with this.

01:01:58I've had a little rough time going with it.

01:02:00He's a fitness guru.

01:02:01Man, I feel great tonight.

01:02:03And it's because today, I took a full dose of my patented Simon System.

01:02:10In fact, I gotta tell ya.

01:02:13Give me anybody.

01:02:14I don't care.

01:02:15Give me anybody.

01:02:16See that?

01:02:17That Simon System gives you confidence, too, to Simon.

01:02:20And his opponent, making his SmackDown debut.

01:02:24He is a three-time national amateur wrestling champion.

01:02:30He is a four-time All-American.

01:02:35A two-time Armed Forces champion.

01:02:39And the 2002 silver medalist at the Military World Championship.

01:02:47Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Lishley.

01:02:51Well, Simon Dean said, give me anybody.

01:02:53But I'm actually looking forward to this.

01:02:55The SmackDown debut of Bobby Lashley, who is indeed the real deal.

01:02:59Oh, look at this guy.

01:03:01Six-foot-three, 273 pounds.

01:03:04The words of my grandmother called Resto Son Marangani.

01:03:08Look at this guy.

01:03:09He's an animal.

01:03:10I'm telling you.

01:03:11Look at the physique on Bobby Lashley.

01:03:13And he's so credible from this amateur background.

01:03:16I don't believe he was on the Simon System.

01:03:18I'll tell you what.

01:03:19Look at this.

01:03:20Oh, boy.

01:03:21He's gonna chin up pulling himself into the ring.

01:03:24I can't wait to see Bobby Lashley in action right now.

01:03:29I've heard so much about him.

01:03:30I've been talking to some people I know.

01:03:32And I'm telling you.

01:03:35Real deal right here.

01:03:36Real deal.

01:03:37But this is the big time.

01:03:38SmackDown World Wrestling Entertainment against the ring veteran,

01:03:41Simon Dean.

01:03:42Great test for Bobby Lashley in his SmackDown debut.

01:03:45Oh!

01:03:46Lashley's power.

01:03:47Look at how he lowers his level.

01:03:48Look at how Lashley lowers his level.

01:03:49That's from his wrestling background.

01:03:52What the hell is Simon doing?

01:03:53He's gonna take a sip of the Simon System.

01:03:55He's done that.

01:03:56You know, that supposedly gives you energy.

01:03:58And it's, uh...

01:03:59Yeah, he should've drank the whole bottle.

01:04:00Yeah.

01:04:01It's like a whey protein with a mixture of high cups.

01:04:03Oh!

01:04:04And...

01:04:05Stending his hand and a kick to the midsection.

01:04:08He can't fudge this 273 pounder.

01:04:10It's not gonna work.

01:04:11Take another sip.

01:04:12Missing the pros line.

01:04:13Whoa!

01:04:14Shoulder tackle.

01:04:15Wow!

01:04:16Shoulder tackle.

01:04:17He drove Lashley.

01:04:18Look at that.

01:04:19Dunk under that single leg into that go-high takedown.

01:04:21How quick is Lashley right here?

01:04:24You've got a four-time All-American.

01:04:26Look at this.

01:04:27A three-time national champion.

01:04:29What's Lashley doing here?

01:04:30He's making new push-ups.

01:04:32I didn't see anybody doing that.

01:04:34Simon Dean should incorporate this into the signing system.

01:04:37It might help.

01:04:38Look at this.

01:04:39Lashley, I'm telling you.

01:04:40Oh, my God!

01:04:41Oh, God!

01:04:42Simon Dean trying to rake the eyes and does.

01:04:45Right in for the referee, Charles Robinson.

01:04:47A kick to the knee.

01:04:48Trying to take Lashley off his feet.

01:04:49Simon Dean won't break a rule now and then, no doubt.

01:04:52And he's nasty over his forearm by Simon Dean for the face.

01:04:55Off the second row.

01:04:56Get in the cover.

01:04:57Here, shoulders are down.

01:04:58Kick out.

01:04:59Kick out with ease by the three-time national champion.

01:05:02Simon Dean quickly on the attack,

01:05:04realizes he's in there against Lashley.

01:05:06Look at Lashley.

01:05:07Look at the knees.

01:05:08Yeah, bringing those knees to the head.

01:05:09I've got him in a front face lock now.

01:05:11I don't know.

01:05:12It doesn't really look like it's...

01:05:14It's kind of flesh hitting,

01:05:16but I don't know how much it's affecting.

01:05:18He's trying to shoot a half bounce in here, uh,

01:05:21Simon Dean, and he can't get around those thick shoulders.

01:05:24Look at this.

01:05:25Lashley just did a push-up.

01:05:27Strong as Lashley.

01:05:28Another push-up.

01:05:29And there's three.

01:05:30Four.

01:05:31Five.

01:05:32Five push-ups with Simon Dean on his back,

01:05:34and now Lashley back to his feet,

01:05:36driving Simon Dean into the corner.

01:05:39Powerful.

01:05:40Very, very powerful Bobby Lashley.

01:05:44Big right hand in the gut.

01:05:45Lashley follows it up with an elbow.

01:05:47Quick back elbow.

01:05:48A running forearm,

01:05:50and another running forearm under the throat region there.

01:05:53Gonna get hit by the linebacker.

01:05:55A big, strong linebacker.

01:05:56Look at that duck under here.

01:05:57Look at this throw.

01:05:58Oh, wow!

01:05:59That beautiful duck under fireman's carry throw there.

01:06:03Bobby Lashley.

01:06:05You can see he goes to that well

01:06:06of that amateur wrestling background.

01:06:09What's this?

01:06:10He's got a gut wrench, Lashley.

01:06:12Simon Dean up on the shoulder.

01:06:14What the hell's Lashley gonna do?

01:06:16Oh!

01:06:17Face-first goes Dean!

01:06:19What power!

01:06:21Hook of the leg!

01:06:23Look at this!

01:06:24What a debut!

01:06:25What a debut!

01:06:26For Bobby Lashley on SmackDown!

01:06:29Bobby Lashley!

01:06:31He and Dean looks to be the real deal, Taz.

01:06:34I'm telling you right now,

01:06:35SmackDown fans big time impressed,

01:06:38as is I!

01:06:39I'm telling you,

01:06:40the fitness guru Simon Dean,

01:06:42and he's a veteran too,

01:06:44went down hard,

01:06:46hard,

01:06:47to the debut of Bobby Lashley,

01:06:49four-time All-American.

01:06:51Look at this!

01:06:54The gut wrench,

01:06:55Dean up on his shoulder.

01:06:56Face-first we go.

01:06:57And you gotta be impressed with this package of this man.

01:07:00The quickness, the speed, the power,

01:07:02the incredible body.

01:07:03It's all there for Bobby Lashley's background.

01:07:05A well-decorated amateur background of Bobby Lashley.

01:07:09He can post this guy and boost this guy high up on the ranks of SmackDown.

01:07:13Well, ladies and gentlemen,

01:07:15Friday Night SmackDown continues to roll around.

01:07:18It's Chris Benoit!

01:07:19Orlando George!

01:07:20United States Championship on the line!

01:07:23The rematch is next!

01:07:29He's the Latin Wolverine!

01:07:31The United States Champion!

01:07:34Chris Benoit!

01:07:36The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWE United States Championship.

01:07:46Approaching the ring from Atlanta, Georgia,

01:07:49weighing in at 234 pounds,

01:07:52is the United States Champion,

01:07:54Chris Benoit!

01:07:57The bottom line for Chris Benoit is this.

01:08:00He absolutely owns Orlando, Georgia.

01:08:03It all started in SummerSlam last month.

01:08:06Orlando, Georgia, United States Champion,

01:08:08valeting to knock out Chris Benoit,

01:08:10but the challenger had other ideas.

01:08:12Absolutely.

01:08:13Chris Benoit the challenger in 25.5 seconds.

01:08:18That's right, folks.

01:08:1925.5 seconds.

01:08:21Benoit made Jordan tap out.

01:08:23Benoit becomes the United States Champion.

01:08:26And then the rematch would take place just a few days later on SmackDown.

01:08:29Chris Benoit would make history yet again.

01:08:32He would have dunked it.

01:08:33This time in West time.

01:08:35Yeah, 23.4 seconds.

01:08:37Amazing!

01:08:38And then two weeks ago on the debut of Friday Night SmackDown,

01:08:41it was even quicker!

01:08:42Benoit, 22.5 seconds.

01:08:46It just keeps getting faster and faster and faster,

01:08:49but Benoit can make Jordan tap out.

01:08:51I've never in all my years seen anything like this

01:08:54when one guy has another guy's number like this.

01:08:57Well, if you're Orlando Jordan coming into this matchup tonight,

01:08:59what's going through your mind?

01:09:00What's going through your mind?

01:09:01I don't know if I take the match.

01:09:02I really don't.

01:09:03I don't know.

01:09:04You've got to finish up the matchup tonight.

01:09:06The challenger from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 257 pounds,

01:09:12Orlando Jordan!

01:09:15And Orlando Jordan set to try to regain his United States Championship here.

01:09:22Remember last week Benoit was supposed to go one-on-one with Chris Kip, remember?

01:09:26And Orlando Jordan said, uh-uh-uh.

01:09:28Not till I get my hands on Chris Benoit and chip shot at Chris Benoit.

01:09:32That matchup turned into a tag team match.

01:09:34But tonight it's one-on-one for the United States Championship.

01:09:38Orlando Jordan, I mean, obviously, has been so embarrassed and frustrated

01:09:42and pumped out by Chris Benoit.

01:09:44Now Benoit is holding the championship that Orlando once held right in his face

01:09:50and saying, you know what, I got your number,

01:09:52and I've beaten you every time in under 25.5 seconds.

01:09:55Can Orlando Jordan regain the United States Championship tonight?

01:09:59You see Benoit pointing toward his wrist as they put a clock on the screen again,

01:10:04and the you tapped out champs began.

01:10:06And that gets in the head of Orlando Jordan.

01:10:07Can Orlando Jordan survive here?

01:10:09More than 25.5 seconds.

01:10:11Yeah, it was 25.5 seconds, 23.4, and 22.5 seconds.

01:10:16The last three times these men have met.

01:10:18And Benoit, and look at Orlando Jordan.

01:10:20I guess he's just trying to find time.

01:10:21Yeah, it's like in a football game when he's stalling them,

01:10:23you know, and trying to kill the clock with the clock.

01:10:26Oh!

01:10:27Benoit!

01:10:28Talking about killing the clock.

01:10:29Kicking the rope, and Benoit with the right hands,

01:10:32bringing Orlando Jordan in the hard way.

01:10:34Oh, Orlando's running in there.

01:10:36Oh!

01:10:37And Orlando!

01:10:38Oh, he did it!

01:10:39And he beat the time from fast.

01:10:41Look, he did it, Coach.

01:10:4230 seconds and counting.

01:10:43Amazing, he did it.

01:10:44Orlando did it.

01:10:45Orlando!

01:10:46Let's go!

01:10:47Let's go!

01:10:48Let's go!

01:10:49Let's go!

01:10:50Let's go!

01:10:51Let's go!

01:10:52Let's go!

01:10:53Wait a minute!

01:10:54He caught us!

01:10:55He locked in!

01:10:56The crossface is locked in!

01:10:57The crossface is locked in!

01:10:58The crossface is locked in!

01:10:59Oh!

01:11:00Oh my God!

01:11:01Benoit wins!

01:11:02Benoit wins the game!

01:11:03Oh my!

01:11:04Here's your winner, and still the United States champion,

01:11:11Jordan!

01:11:12Chris Benoit!

01:11:14I mean, Orlando Jordan got carried away!

01:11:16Now that he surpassed 25.5 seconds!

01:11:19He was so happy, they forgot he was in a match!

01:11:22With the same man who made him tap out all those times!

01:11:24And he made him tap out 49.8 seconds!

01:11:26Well, the result was to say, watch Orlando Jordan, his premature celebration here!

01:11:32Just because Jordan lasted for the 30 seconds!

01:11:35And Benoit, Orlando Jordan started to celebrate!

01:11:38Look how happy Orlando is!

01:11:39Watch this!

01:11:40That's why he's the Daily Wolverine!

01:11:50Chris Benoit striking just like that!

01:11:53Getting Jordan to tap out!

01:11:54Chris Benoit repainted the United States Championship!

01:11:59Ever soaked out of it!

01:12:01What an athlete!

01:12:03The United States Champion, Chris Benoit!

01:12:06And what a night it's been!

01:12:08Tonight on Friday Night SmackDown!

01:12:11Oh, mommy.

01:12:14That's right.

01:12:15Under the poppy, mommy.

01:12:17Oh, that's so nice.

01:12:20Oh, yeah.

01:12:22Oh, yeah.

01:12:24Hey!

01:12:25Ah!

01:12:26Not so hard!

01:12:28Hey!

01:12:29Hey!

01:12:30Hey!

01:12:31Hey!

01:12:32Hey!

01:12:33Hey!

01:12:34How are you doing?

01:12:35Are you okay?

01:12:36Oh, yeah!

01:12:37Yeah, yeah!

01:12:38You're sick!

01:12:39What am I doing?

01:12:40What are you feeling?

01:12:41Yeah, I was feeling sick, but I'm a lot better!

01:12:44I'm a lot better!

01:12:45You're a nurse under the Sun.

01:12:46Yeah!

01:12:47She's doing a great job!

01:12:48Great job!

01:12:49You're ready for the match?

01:12:50Let's go!

01:12:51Yeah, man, I'm ready, man!

01:12:52Let's go kick her!

01:12:53God!

01:12:55Cramped!

01:12:56Oh, Eddie!

01:12:57You're going to look bad.

01:12:58Eddie, you don't need a nurse.

01:12:59Oh, I don't-

01:13:00Eddie, you don't need a nurse.

01:13:01You need a doctor.

01:13:02And your amigo got you the best in town.

01:13:07This is Dr. Barnett.

01:13:08He's going to take care of you.

01:13:10Dr. Barnett?

01:13:11Hello, Mr. Guerrero.

01:13:15Best for my amigo.

01:13:19You know what?

01:13:21It's a miracle!

01:13:22I feel good!

01:13:23Why don't you roll over and lay down, please?

01:13:26Eddie!

01:13:27Eddie!

01:13:28Let the doctor do his job.

01:13:33What job is that, Dave?

01:13:36Dave?

01:13:37I'm talking to you!

01:13:39Answer me!

01:13:40This won't hurt much.

01:13:41It won't hurt much!

01:13:54Earlier tonight, the Orton's holding a funeral for The Undertaker

01:14:01with what we believe was a mannequin in the casket.

01:14:05Undertaker, I killed you physically.

01:14:09I beat you mentally.

01:14:11And soon enough, shut your mouth!

01:14:15Shut your mouth!

01:14:18And soon enough, Undertaker,

01:14:20your legacy will be buried forever,

01:14:24courtesy of the Legend Killer.

01:14:27But as Orton was ranting and raving,

01:14:30the mannequin came to life.

01:14:32It wasn't a mannequin.

01:14:33It was indeed The Undertaker.

01:14:35And soon, Orton would be face-to-face with the Deadman.

01:14:39Oh, you're not kidding.

01:14:40Watch this.

01:14:44Uh-oh!

01:14:44Randy Orton finally understanding that you can't play mind games

01:14:55with the master, The Undertaker.

01:15:00And listen to this huge news just announced.

01:15:02For no mercy, October 9th in Houston,

01:15:04it will be a handicapped casket match.

01:15:07The Orton's versus The Undertaker.

01:15:09And The Undertaker more or less getting two walks

01:15:12for the price of one

01:15:13if you can take them both out and over us.

01:15:17A little bit of Hollywood comes to Friday Night SmackDown.

01:15:20The former 10-team champions,

01:15:22Mercury, Molina, Nitro, and an AM.

01:15:28I love that red carpet.

01:15:29Operatzo.

01:15:30The entire team contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:15:33Making a winning rate from Los Angeles, California.

01:15:36At a combined weight of 440 pounds,

01:15:41Mercury, Nitro, and Molina.

01:15:44M, N, N.

01:15:46I'll tell you, Cole,

01:15:47I love the M in M&M.

01:15:49The last M, that is.

01:15:51Molina.

01:15:51I just want to make sure.

01:15:52This is how they roll.

01:15:53See what the paparazzi in there.

01:15:55Very Hollywood glitzy.

01:15:57That's what I love.

01:15:57I love that the greatest entrance

01:15:58in the history of the game right here coming up.

01:16:00Yeah, the front coats go nicely

01:16:02in the 100-degree weather

01:16:03in Texas Tech here today.

01:16:05You'll look at the front coats,

01:16:06and I'm going to watch Molina do her entrance.

01:16:08Let's watch this.

01:16:09You haven't seen this?

01:16:10Just watch.

01:16:13Ladies and gentlemen,

01:16:14this is what Friday Night SmackDown is all about.

01:16:17It's about flexibility.

01:16:18Flexibility, yes.

01:16:18Our lovely divas and our great athletes.

01:16:22Hey, Laredo, Texas, guess what?

01:16:23You have the opportunity to see Molina

01:16:25and M&M up close and personal

01:16:27at SmackDown

01:16:28and there's the Entertainment Center next week.

01:16:31Sounds good to me, Laredo.

01:16:33I'm sure it'll be 4,000 degrees there.

01:16:34And M&M will have their, uh...

01:16:36Well, Laredo's a very cold city.

01:16:38I know it is.

01:16:39Well, anyway,

01:16:40SmackDown presents No Mercy,

01:16:42sponsored by PlayStation 2.

01:16:45No Mercy will be coming to you live

01:16:46October 9th

01:16:47from the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas,

01:16:50exclusively on pay-per-view.

01:16:52PlayStation 2,

01:16:53live in your world,

01:16:54play in ours.

01:16:55Well, it's supposed to be

01:16:56a tag team match up here tonight,

01:16:58but it looks like Eddie Guerrero

01:16:59is sick and it's being examined

01:17:01by the doctors.

01:17:02Yes, uh, Dr. Barnett.

01:17:04World Heavyweight Champion

01:17:05may have to do it alone.

01:17:06Dr. Barnett's doing it with Guerrero.

01:17:08What about that?

01:17:11And here comes the animal!

01:17:13Making his way to the ring

01:17:19from Washington, D.C.,

01:17:21waiting at 300 pounds

01:17:23is the World Heavyweight Champion,

01:17:29Bartista!

01:17:32Now, go where else on a Friday night

01:17:35can you see a World Heavyweight Champion

01:17:37as explosive as this?

01:17:46You mix.

01:17:47You like to play on words.

01:17:48You like that?

01:17:49Bartista is gunning down the competition.

01:17:53And that's been loud in October 9th.

01:17:55No Mercy in Houston.

01:17:57Bartista puts the World Heavyweight Championship

01:18:00on the line

01:18:00against the man who was supposed

01:18:02to be his partner tonight.

01:18:04the number one contender,

01:18:06Eddie Guerrero.

01:18:09And Batista,

01:18:11such a powerful champion,

01:18:13a fast champion,

01:18:15a young champion,

01:18:17a deadly champion.

01:18:18That's what Dave Batista is.

01:18:21But Batista, a champion,

01:18:23who may be going up against

01:18:24the former Tag Team Champions

01:18:26by himself tonight.

01:18:27He's supposed to be in there with Guerrero.

01:18:28That's his partner, Batista.

01:18:29Batista, you know,

01:18:30I mean, you know,

01:18:31Guerrero's trying to act like

01:18:32he's muddied up

01:18:33and being fenced with him.

01:18:34No, Batista,

01:18:35no one's ever.

01:18:36Just a competition at home.

01:18:37I don't know, Paul,

01:18:39I think Batista sees

01:18:39right through, Eddie Guerrero.

01:18:41Yeah, I have to question

01:18:42whether Eddie was really feeling

01:18:44under the weather

01:18:45here tonight.

01:18:47This matchup,

01:18:48suggested by the network executive,

01:18:51Palmer Cannon,

01:18:52a very intriguing matchup,

01:18:53nevertheless,

01:18:54so Batista

01:18:55looks like he's going to go

01:18:56to the road

01:18:56against Eminem.

01:18:58I don't know,

01:18:59you know,

01:18:59if that's a good idea.

01:19:00I mean,

01:19:01you got the devilish

01:19:01galina out here,

01:19:02you know,

01:19:03and you got Eminem,

01:19:04the former Tag Team Champions.

01:19:05I know Batista is the animal.

01:19:07I get that.

01:19:08Uh-oh, wait,

01:19:09whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:19:10There's Eddie still doubled over,

01:19:12and I put that in quotation marks.

01:19:14In pain.

01:19:15Look at the way

01:19:15Eddie's walking up.

01:19:17Oh, my God.

01:19:18Well,

01:19:18you know what Dr. Barnett

01:19:19was in the midst of.

01:19:20Well, I don't know.

01:19:22Maybe you do,

01:19:22but I don't.

01:19:24You've never been examined before?

01:19:26Not like that, bro.

01:19:28Batista trying to figure out

01:19:29if his partner's coming out here

01:19:30to tag tag with him or what?

01:19:32Is Eddie coming out

01:19:33to help his Tag Team partner Batista,

01:19:35or is it coming out

01:19:35to be a hindrance?

01:19:37Well, last week,

01:19:39Eddie Guerrero said

01:19:40there's going to be

01:19:40a new and true bet.

01:19:41And look at the champion.

01:19:42The champion is cornered here

01:19:43by Eminem Molina.

01:19:45I'll tell you what,

01:19:45Eddie Guerrero wasn't in pain earlier.

01:19:47He definitely is after that,

01:19:48you know, examination.

01:19:49Like Dr. Barnett.

01:19:50Nice shoulder knockdown

01:19:51of Mercury by Batista.

01:19:52Nonetheless,

01:19:53Eddie last week said

01:19:53that he was going to,

01:19:55well, be the new

01:19:55and improved Eddie Guerrero,

01:19:56that addiction was going

01:19:58to be doing the right thing.

01:20:00Well, you know,

01:20:01Eddie is known for lying,

01:20:02cheating, and stealing,

01:20:03but, you know,

01:20:03last week, you know,

01:20:04he's saying it's a new

01:20:06and improved Eddie Guerrero,

01:20:07but I don't think Batista,

01:20:08like I said a moment ago,

01:20:09I think he's trying

01:20:10to butter up to Batista.

01:20:11Here's Mercury.

01:20:14Iron Man will tie up

01:20:15center of the ring,

01:20:16and there's the power

01:20:16of the world heavyweight champion.

01:20:19Hey, Batista has been

01:20:21taking on all comers.

01:20:23Well, Mercury just pushing

01:20:25Batista and not really

01:20:26getting a lot of gains

01:20:27with that.

01:20:27Yeah, Batista.

01:20:28And look at this,

01:20:29Antra was lying in wait.

01:20:31Champion's going to come,

01:20:32right hands to both members

01:20:34of M&M.

01:20:34Now, that trick's not going to work

01:20:36on the world champ there,

01:20:37M&M.

01:20:37Come on,

01:20:38you've got to be

01:20:38a little slotted in that.

01:20:40Hey, look at Eddie.

01:20:42Eddie is still

01:20:43supposedly and Cade

01:20:46as Batista tees off

01:20:48on M&M.

01:20:50I'll tell you,

01:20:51Batista the animal

01:20:52is manhandling

01:20:53the former tag team champions.

01:20:55Look at Molina.

01:20:57Referee Brian Heffner

01:20:58telling her to get off.

01:20:59But Batista told him

01:21:00after he telling her

01:21:01to get off the infancy.

01:21:01And Mercury driving

01:21:02the champion back

01:21:03into the corner.

01:21:04Now Mercury

01:21:04with a big kick

01:21:05for the midsection.

01:21:05Well, putting the brakes on.

01:21:08Batista putting the brakes

01:21:09on here.

01:21:09Again, third time.

01:21:10Don't do it,

01:21:11Mercury.

01:21:11It's not going to work.

01:21:12Mercury went for the Irish whip.

01:21:13And there's a boot

01:21:13for the face

01:21:14caught by Batista.

01:21:16Now Batista's got Mercury

01:21:17right where he wants him.

01:21:19Right by the throat.

01:21:21And it's double choke.

01:21:23The power of Batista.

01:21:25And again, Molina

01:21:26distracting the ref

01:21:27from kick to the back

01:21:28by Nitro.

01:21:30Right to the kidney.

01:21:31Look at Eddie.

01:21:32Eddie's saying,

01:21:33come on, Dave.

01:21:33Eddie should be tagging

01:21:34with the man.

01:21:35Who the hell

01:21:35is Eddie cheering for?

01:21:36Dave is saying,

01:21:37come on, Dave.

01:21:38Yeah.

01:21:38That's what he's saying.

01:21:40For real?

01:21:40I don't know.

01:21:41You can buy that cool plug.

01:21:42You can buy anything

01:21:43Eddie Valero does.

01:21:44You know that.

01:21:45If Nitro

01:21:46is a champion in trouble

01:21:48trying to drag Batista's

01:21:50carcass to the corner,

01:21:52makes it tag to Mercury.

01:21:53Now taking the big man

01:21:55out of his knee.

01:21:55Yeah, look at Nitro

01:21:57cooking the back

01:21:57of that left knee

01:21:58of Batista.

01:21:59Now look at this.

01:22:00Watch this neckbreaker.

01:22:01Mercury with that

01:22:02textbook neckbreaker.

01:22:03It's going to be a big win.

01:22:13And Batista kicks out again.

01:22:17I don't know what happened

01:22:18with that.

01:22:20They're going to get Mercury

01:22:21again with a neckbreaker.

01:22:23Two in a row.

01:22:24Into the cover.

01:22:25Shoulders down.

01:22:26This would be a big win.

01:22:27And Batista kicks out again.

01:22:29It would be a ginormous win

01:22:31if Eminem were able

01:22:32to get a victory over Batista.

01:22:35I don't have to say Guerrero,

01:22:36but it is a handicap match.

01:22:38It is two against one now.

01:22:40There's a double suplex

01:22:42by Eminem,

01:22:43the double team.

01:22:45And I throw it in the cover.

01:22:46Hooks the leg

01:22:47and a kick out.

01:22:49As time rolls on,

01:22:50it's going to favor,

01:22:51this match will favor

01:22:52the former Tag Team Champions.

01:22:54Of course,

01:22:56and Eminem

01:22:56have to keep each other fresh.

01:22:58Continues to tag it

01:22:59in and out of the ring.

01:23:01The right hand by Nitro

01:23:03driving it into the side

01:23:04of the head of the team.

01:23:05World Heavyweight Champion

01:23:06is in trouble.

01:23:09Now Guerrero,

01:23:10now Guerrero's leaving now.

01:23:11What is he?

01:23:12I don't know what I'm walking.

01:23:15Wow.

01:23:16What the fuck?

01:23:17That spear up.

01:23:18You know what, Guerrero?

01:23:19What did he just leave?

01:23:20What the hell is he doing?

01:23:21I can't figure out

01:23:21what he's doing out here.

01:23:22Put both men down center of the ring.

01:23:24Batista knocking Nitro down.

01:23:26Batista has no one to tag, though.

01:23:29Tag made to Mercury,

01:23:30the fresh man.

01:23:31Eminem continues

01:23:32to keep each other fresh.

01:23:35Two on one,

01:23:35straight up all the way here.

01:23:37Hammered away

01:23:38on the World Heavyweight Champion.

01:23:39Batista trying to drive

01:23:40her three back.

01:23:41Batista's not the type of man

01:23:43to complain about it either, Cole.

01:23:45Look at this.

01:23:46Driving Fury into the corner.

01:23:48Here's the power of the animal.

01:23:50Driving the shoulders

01:23:50into the gut.

01:23:51One, two, three,

01:23:53two, three, two.

01:23:54You see those thick

01:23:55deltoids right in the abdomen

01:23:57of Mercury.

01:23:58Now Nitro getting

01:23:59shot into his partner.

01:24:02And a double close line,

01:24:03an M&M sandwich.

01:24:07Batista with the Nitro

01:24:08across the ring.

01:24:09What impact?

01:24:11Did you hear that?

01:24:12Super strong, Batista.

01:24:15Close line knocking Mercury down.

01:24:16Okay, whatever.

01:24:22Batista lifted Mercury up

01:24:25on his shoulder.

01:24:26Uh-oh, Nitro.

01:24:27A spark master.

01:24:30They tried to catch Batista

01:24:32sleeping there.

01:24:33It didn't work.

01:24:33Mercury from behind.

01:24:34Molina had Batista.

01:24:36And he bounced off the ropes

01:24:37into a close line.

01:24:38Uh-oh.

01:24:40Guess what?

01:24:42I think the thumbs up.

01:24:45And you know what's next?

01:24:48Thumbs down.

01:24:49The Animal Pole is about to be unleashed.

01:24:53Eminem in trouble.

01:24:55Batista center in the ring.

01:24:56Look at this.

01:24:58Batista Bond.

01:24:59Batista Bond connecting.

01:25:02What the?

01:25:03What the?

01:25:04Eddie just tanked it?

01:25:04Eddie just tanked himself.

01:25:06He tanked himself up.

01:25:07And a loop block's not good for the stomach.

01:25:09Wait a minute.

01:25:10Look at the cover.

01:25:10What the hell?

01:25:11Eddie just stole the victory ring from Batista.

01:25:14What the hell is going on?

01:25:15One of your winners, Eddie Guerrero and the world heavyweight champion, Batista.

01:25:23Eddie's sucking up to the champion.

01:25:25Look at him.

01:25:25Batista can't believe it.

01:25:27He did all the work.

01:25:29Eddie tagged himself in.

01:25:30I thought he had a stomach in.

01:25:31You see Eddie back there kind of like holding himself.

01:25:33And he's saying, hey, look at this.

01:25:37Kidding me or what?

01:25:38Come on.

01:25:42You think Eddie Guerrero really had a stomach?

01:25:45I don't think he did.

01:25:46No, he did.

01:25:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:25:47I don't think Batista's buying it either.

01:25:50I don't think Batista likes the fact that he went out here.

01:25:53Wrestle this match.

01:25:54This guy picked up the stress.

01:25:54Well, nonetheless, at no mercy, there will be no friends.

01:25:58It's Eddie Guerrero versus Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship, October 9th in Houston.

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