Bring back the laughs and chaos with Dennis the Menace: The Animated Series, the classic cartoon about a mischievous boy whose playful curiosity and endless energy always land him in hilarious trouble. From testing Mr. Wilson’s patience to turning everyday life into wild adventures, Dennis shows that childhood is full of fun, comedy, and a little bit of mayhem. With colorful animation, lighthearted humor, and timeless family fun, Dennis the Menace remains a nostalgic favorite for generations. 😅🏠✨ #DennisTheMenace #ClassicCartoon #CartoonComedy #90sCartoonVibes #CartoonThrowback #FamilyCartoons #AnimatedLaughs #CartoonLegends #RetroCartoons #CartoonFun #SlapstickToons #DennisAndMrWilson
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00:00I wish we could get out of this, Ruff. But I don't know how.
00:07Dennis Mitchell, what are you doing?
00:09I'm just getting Ruff ready for the first day of school.
00:12Ruff is not going to school.
00:14Well, if he's not, I'm not.
00:17Yes, you are, young man.
00:20Look at you. Your brand new school clothes are all soaked.
00:24Does that mean I get to stay home with Ruff?
00:27No, Dennis. You are definitely going to school.
00:32And Willie is staying home with Ruff.
00:35But, Mom...
00:37I mean it, Dennis. Now make sure Ruff gets good and dry.
00:40And change your clothes.
00:43Boy, Ruff, school's gonna be no fun at all.
00:47I gotta do something.
00:52Hiya, Mr. Wilson.
00:54Morning, Dennis.
00:56Sorry I can't stand talk.
00:58But Mom says I gotta go to school.
01:01Did you know it starts today?
01:03I sure do.
01:04I've been marking off the days on my calendar all summer.
01:07Really? So did Mom and Dad.
01:10Well, gotta go.
01:11If it get lonely later, give Ruff a whistle.
01:14I'll be fine, Dennis. Just fine.
01:18He's gone.
01:23Nine whole months of Dennis free days.
01:25Yippee.
01:27Yippee.
01:28Now I can watch this new bass fishing tape in peace and quiet.
01:35This is gonna be worth every dollar I paid for it.
01:43I know you're gonna miss me, Mr. Wilson.
01:45So I borrowed Dad's video camera and made this tape for you.
01:49No.
01:50No.
01:51No.
01:52No.
01:53He taped over my fishing tape.
01:55Martha!
01:56So you wouldn't be bored all day.
01:58I left you my skateboard.
02:00Don't be too sad, Mr. Wilson.
02:07School gets out at three and I'll rush right home to see you.
02:12Oh, no.
02:15I knew that'd cheer you up.
02:17See you soon, Mr. Wilson.
02:23Dennis, what is it, Joey?
02:26Is school as hard as they say it is?
02:28Harder.
02:29Harder.
02:31Harder?
02:32Yep.
02:33They make you sit still.
02:35Sit still?
02:37All the time.
02:38That's the main thing they try to teach you.
02:41Dennis, for the hundredth time, sit still.
02:45Still?
02:46Oh, wow.
02:47That's scary.
02:48I'm gonna plug for sure.
02:50For sure.
02:51Then there's no talking, no leaving your seat, no spitballs, and that's enough questions.
03:05I can't believe this.
03:07It's rough, Joey.
03:08Really rough.
03:10But this year, I got a plan.
03:13I can't do it.
03:15I can't.
03:16What's wrong, Mrs. Riley?
03:18Dennis Mitchell, the boy who flooded the playground last year and bent the flagpole and broke all the windows when he overloaded the PA.
03:26They put him in my class.
03:29I can't face him.
03:30I can't.
03:31Go ahead.
03:32Fire me.
03:33I'm not coming out to Christmas vacation.
03:35I'm not.
03:36Good morning, everyone.
03:37Mrs. Riley was unable to make it to class this morning, so I will be your substitute teacher.
03:50Yes.
03:51Now, before we get started, I want to make you aware of my rules.
03:57And my first rule is that when I speak, my pupils pay attention.
04:03Yes.
04:04Dennis?
04:06Dennis Mitchell, what are you doing?
04:08Excuse me, sir.
04:09Do I have to raise my hand before I can talk?
04:12Yes.
04:13No.
04:14Just tell me what you're doing.
04:16Well, I got this great new invention.
04:19Would you like to see it?
04:21An invention?
04:22Uh-huh.
04:23I figured this would really help you a lot.
04:26Just what do you mean, young man?
04:28Well, this guy is like a statue.
04:30It won't fidget or talk or nothing.
04:32So you won't always be having to tell me to sit still.
04:36Dennis, school is not just about sitting still.
04:39It's about learning.
04:40Right.
04:41And this way you could still be teaching me stuff while I'm out having fun.
04:45What do you mean?
04:46All you have to do is push this button on the tape recorder and I'll be back after class
04:51to pick it up.
04:52You can't do that.
04:54Why not?
04:55If there can be substitute teachers, why not a substitute me?
04:59I think you need to have a little talk with the principal.
05:02You're going straight to his office.
05:04March, young man.
05:05Right now.
05:18Hi, PB.
05:19What are you doing in the principal's office?
05:22Waiting to see some new teacher called Miss Finster.
05:26Miss Finster?
05:27Never heard of her.
05:28Yes, well, she's in charge of the class for gifted students.
05:32You mean really smart kids like you?
05:35I hope I'm smart enough to get in, Dennis.
05:37Why?
05:38Well, it's not like regular school, you know.
05:42We don't have desks and we get to do the projects we want.
05:45It's really fun.
05:47You're kidding.
05:48How do you get into this class?
05:50Well, that's why I'm here.
05:51Miss Finster makes you pass some tests.
05:54All right, boys.
05:56Come on in.
05:57Miss Finster is ready for you.
05:59Both of us?
06:00Of course, young man.
06:01Don't be shy.
06:02It's just a test.
06:05You go ahead, PB.
06:07I'll be right there.
06:08What is that?
06:09Oh, that's Dennis Mitchell.
06:10He's here to see the principal.
06:11You have all been carefully selected and I am sure this test will be no problem for any of you.
06:27She hasn't said sit still one time.
06:30Nope.
06:31So, when does the fun stuff start?
06:34Oh, well, we have to pass the test first.
06:37Okay.
06:38I guess I can wait till then.
06:39It would really be great if we could be in gifted class together, Dennis.
06:44Yeah.
06:45Just answer my questions and the computer will grade your responses.
06:50If broccoli is a vegetable and rhubarb is also a vegetable, is it a valid hypothesis that rhubarb is also broccoli?
06:59How would I know, PB?
07:01Ugh.
07:02I hate vegetables.
07:03Could we please have a question about dessert?
07:06How'd you do, Dennis?
07:11I didn't know any of the stuff she asked.
07:16Look.
07:19Yeah, I see what you mean.
07:21I guess I'll have to go back to sit still, don't leave your seat, and no more questions.
07:26And we can't be together.
07:28We gotta do something, PB.
07:32Hmm.
07:33You know, there's one thing we can do.
07:35Give me your gum.
07:37We'll paste my paper below your name.
07:41Thanks, PB.
07:43But how will you get into the fun class?
07:46When my paper shows up missing, I'll blame it on the computer and ask Miss Finster to give me another test tomorrow.
07:52I sure wish I was as smart as you are, PB.
07:55Well, when the computer sees this, you will be.
08:11Oh, Mrs. Mitchell, thank you for coming in. I have something major to discuss.
08:22Whatever it is, I'm sure Dennis is very sorry, and it will never happen again.
08:27No, no. It's nothing like that.
08:30Dennis took my gifted student test, and the computer results have come back in.
08:36He made a perfect score.
08:37Dennis? My Dennis? Dennis Mitchell?
08:41Tess, don't lie, and the computer is never wrong.
08:45Mrs. Mitchell, your Dennis is a genius!
08:57That's what she said, Martha. A genius.
09:00Goodness gracious. Why, that's wonderful.
09:04Dennis starts a special class in the morning.
09:07Imagine that. A genius!
09:10Dennis? The Dennis next door?
09:13You must have read it wrong, Martha.
09:16We'll get your ears checked in the morning.
09:19And this, Dennis, is your new classroom.
09:24Come in and meet your fellow geniuses.
09:27Wow! Look at all that stuff!
09:30Isn't... isn't PB here yet?
09:33It's going to take several days to arrange for him to take the entrance test again.
09:37Darn! This class won't be as much fun without PB.
09:42Uh, I'll wait at home till PB comes.
09:44No, Dennis. I've assigned you to work with someone else.
09:49This is Willard Gates, Dennis. Willard?
09:53One moment, please. I must insert these final variables.
09:58There. Finished.
10:00Now, how may I help you, Ms. Finster?
10:02I want you to meet your new lab partner, Dennis Mitchell.
10:06Lab partner?
10:07But I wish to complete my CompuCopter project without assistance.
10:10Now, Willard, Dennis had a perfect score on his qualifying exam.
10:14I know he'll be of great help.
10:17Well, I suppose I'm stuck with you.
10:20Do you have any questions?
10:21Uh-huh. What time is recess around here?
10:24Recess? Geniuses like us don't have time for recess.
10:28There. Read these at home tonight and you will understand the cybernetic theories behind my computer-controlled helicopter model.
10:37Hey, Dennis. Want to trade savages at lunch?
10:44Sure, Joey.
10:46We geniuses don't have time for lunch.
10:48Look, I want to talk to Joey. He's my friend.
10:52Geniuses like us don't have time for friends.
10:55No recess, no lunch, no friends.
11:00And PB said this was the fun class.
11:04I know four different computer languages including Fortran and C.
11:09How many do you know?
11:13Five.
11:14Five?
11:15Yep.
11:16Tic-tac-toes, Spiders of the Secret Cave, Space Geeks, Martians from Venus, and Play Week Football.
11:22Computer games?
11:24I don't have time for games. I have to be a genius.
11:29What's wrong?
11:30I gotta spend all my time with this genius.
11:33Who?
11:34Willard Gates. All he does is read books and study stuff.
11:38He's the hardest worker in school, Dennis.
11:41You could learn a lot from him.
11:43Come on, PB. Get real.
11:45This has had to be one of the greatest days in Dennis' life.
11:50I just can't wait to hear all about it.
11:52Me too, Henry.
11:53Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
11:55There's the young genius now. Welcome home, Dennis.
11:58What's going on?
12:00We're having a barbecue to celebrate your first day in the new class.
12:04Congratulations, son. We're really proud of you.
12:08Wow. That's just the kind of jar I was looking for. Can I borrow this, Mom?
12:13Of course, Dennis.
12:18Wait. Come back. Tell us all about your new class.
12:21Yes, Dennis. How was it?
12:24Uh, you know.
12:28I bet it's really exciting, huh? Meeting all those smart kids and doing all that great stuff.
12:33Mmm.
12:36Look at this guy. He has four wings.
12:39So, uh, how do you like your teacher?
12:41What teacher?
12:42In your new class.
12:44Mmm.
12:45Are the hamburgers ready?
12:48Dennis, we're not going to eat until you tell us about your class.
12:51I just did. Now can we eat?
12:54Huh?
12:58Now, let us impress Miss Finster with the brilliance of my CompuCopter.
13:03I got something to impress her, too.
13:05Ew.
13:06Insects. How gross and juvenile.
13:10Watch carefully while I conduct some tests.
13:30Cool.
13:33It will be even more amazing after a few simple adjustments.
13:40How do you get out?
13:43Hey, you're the guy with four wings.
13:50I gotta catch ya.
13:52There. Everything's perfect.
13:56Gotcha.
13:57Dennis, what are you doing?
13:59Hey!
14:00There.
14:02Let's go.
14:03No!
14:04No!
14:05No!
14:06No!
14:07No!
14:08No!
14:09No!
14:10No!
14:11No!
14:12No!
14:13No!
14:14No!
14:19No!
14:20No!
14:21No!
14:22No!
14:23No!
14:24No!
14:25Just...Who is responsible for this?
14:26Hmm.
14:27I am, Miss Finster.
14:29What?
14:30Uh, I must have some flaw in my computer program.
14:34I can't believe you could be so careless.
14:36Report immediately to the principal's office.
14:38I beg your pardon?
14:40Where?
14:41I said the principal's office.
14:43What's the matter? Don't you know the way?
14:45I do. I know it real good.
14:47Come on, Willard.
14:49What didn't you tell on me, Willard?
14:52Well, I may be a genius.
14:54You sure are.
14:56And you may not think I'm what you call fun.
14:58How'd you guess?
15:00But I'm not a snitch.
15:02Thanks, Willard. You're okay after all.
15:05Really, Dennis?
15:09It's not necessary for you to keep me company.
15:12I owe you one, Willard.
15:14Coming to the principal's office isn't any fun.
15:17Fun?
15:18I'm not sure I understand exactly what you mean by that term.
15:21Come on, Willard. You gotta be kidding.
15:24Who has time for fun?
15:27What does one study?
15:28Okay, Willard. Hang on to your computer.
15:31I'm gonna teach you what fun's all about.
15:43See, Willard? It's easy.
15:45Is this fun?
15:46If it is, I'd rather be back at my computer.
15:50Keep trying. You'll get the hang of it.
15:59Actually, this is not entirely unenjoyable.
16:04How do you stop this thing?
16:09Jump off like this.
16:13Could you suggest some other option?
16:17Jump off.
16:19Jump off.
16:22I did it. I did it. I jumped off.
16:45You okay, Willard?
16:46Excellent.
16:48That was a most exhilarating experience.
16:51However, I think I could suggest a few ideas to improve the braking system.
16:56You could put brakes on a skateboard?
16:58I'd have to study the problem, of course, but I think it could be done.
17:02Wow.
17:03Now, what other type of activity do you recommend as fun?
17:10Okay, throw it to me.
17:12A most interesting trajectory.
17:21Okay, now you try.
17:25Okay, Willard. Hit it.
17:28That's okay, Willard. Try again.
17:31One moment, please, Dennis.
17:32One moment, please, Dennis.
17:42You may commence now, Dennis.
17:58Whoa!
18:05Wow!
18:06That's a new world's record.
18:07A simple case of applied physics, Dennis.
18:10It was in those books I gave you.
18:13Yeah, but you didn't tell me this genius stuff works in real life.
18:25Huh?
18:26Ah!
18:32Martha!
18:34I think Dennis is home from school.
18:36Oh!
18:37Mmm!
18:46Delicious!
18:48I told you fun was fun.
18:54Indeed it is, Dennis.
18:55I'm glad you showed it to me.
18:57It was only fair.
18:59What do you mean?
19:00Well, you showed me how that school stuff could really come in handy.
19:04Maybe I should work at it more.
19:06Miss Finster will be very glad to hear that, Dennis.
19:12Oh, I'm not going back to Miss Finster's class.
19:15What?
19:16Face it, Willard.
19:17I'm no genius like you.
19:19I want to go back to regular class.
19:22Regular class?
19:24But they'll never let you out of genius class.
19:26You got a perfect score on the test.
19:28I bet they'll let me out when I tell Miss Finster what really happened.
19:39There, Mrs. Wiley.
19:41That's 1,000 times.
19:43All right, Dennis.
19:44Please read it aloud to the entire class.
19:46I will never again cheat on a test and turn in PB's paper instead of my own.
19:53Very good, Dennis.
19:56Now sit down.
20:04Ah, finally.
20:06There's nothing like a neat lawn.
20:09Hey, Mr. Wilson.
20:10What is it, Dennis?
20:15This is my new friend, Willard Gates.
20:18Hello, Willard.
20:19Hello, Mr. Wilson.
20:21Me and Willard turned the treehouse into a chemistry lab.
20:24Oh?
20:25Yep.
20:26I knew you'd like that.
20:27You're always saying I should play quiet games.
20:30And chemistry lab is real quiet.
20:32What's that?
20:34Dennis, did you drop anything in that big beaker?
20:38Well, you had some blue stuff left in the little dish.
20:41And I wanted to make sure it was clean.
20:44So maybe I did empty it into the big glass thing.
20:47Dennis!
21:17Beak!
21:43Beak!
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