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00:30Good afternoon, sport fans.
00:44The winners of today's finals will be crowned king of sports and queen of sports.
00:49Competing in the men's division is that all-around, all-American flash from Brooklyn, gorgeous Gorillowicz.
01:00He will compete against that super-speed demon, that atomic flash, that jet-propelled thunderbolt from Cucamonga, Droopy Poodle.
01:13Hello.
01:14An added award to the king of sports will be a kiss from the queen of sports.
01:22And now, may the best man win, fair and square.
01:39First event, 100-yard dash.
01:42On your mark, get set.
01:45You know what?
01:54You cheated.
01:58Next event, 200-yard freestyle swim.
02:02Next event, the sack race.
02:27When you want, get set, go!
02:33Go!
02:50Next event, punching the bag.
02:52...
03:11...
03:11...
03:12...
03:13...
03:20Next event, wrestling.
03:43Next event, baseball.
03:50Next event, log rolling.
04:10Skeet shooting next, skeet shooting.
04:20Next event, golf.
04:33Quiet, please, while the contestant is driving.
04:36Quiet. Quiet, please.
04:38And now the final event, the mile run once around the track.
04:53Contestants must follow the white line.
04:57The white line.
04:58The white line.
04:59The white line.
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05:24The white line.
05:25The white line.
05:26The white line.
05:27The white line.
05:28How do you do?
05:37Madame Zezou will analyze your handwriting.
05:41One moment, please.
05:51Write your name here, and I will tell you whether you win or lose.
05:59You lose.
06:02And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to crown the athlete who has made a clean sweep of every event.
06:10The new king of sports.
06:13Hey, Doc.
06:18The new king of sports, gorgeous Gorilla Witch.
06:22The king will now receive a kiss from the lovely queen of sports.
06:29Kiss me, king.
06:46Kiss me, king.
06:47No!
06:48No!
06:48No!
06:49No!
06:50No!
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06:52No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:55No!
06:56You know what?
06:58Cheaters never win.
07:00Kiss me, king.
07:07Amen.
07:09Amen.
07:14You
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