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00:30Good afternoon, sport fans.

00:44The winners of today's finals will be crowned king of sports and queen of sports.

00:49Competing in the men's division is that all-around, all-American flash from Brooklyn, gorgeous Gorillowicz.

01:00He will compete against that super-speed demon, that atomic flash, that jet-propelled thunderbolt from Cucamonga, Droopy Poodle.

01:13Hello.

01:14An added award to the king of sports will be a kiss from the queen of sports.

01:22And now, may the best man win, fair and square.

01:39First event, 100-yard dash.

01:42On your mark, get set.

01:45You know what?

01:54You cheated.

01:58Next event, 200-yard freestyle swim.

02:02Next event, the sack race.

02:27When you want, get set, go!

02:33Go!

02:50Next event, punching the bag.

02:52...

03:11...

03:12...

03:13...

03:20Next event, wrestling.

03:43Next event, baseball.

03:50Next event, log rolling.

04:10Skeet shooting next, skeet shooting.

04:20Next event, golf.

04:33Quiet, please, while the contestant is driving.

04:36Quiet. Quiet, please.

04:38And now the final event, the mile run once around the track.

04:53Contestants must follow the white line.

04:57The white line.

04:58The white line.

04:59The white line.

05:00The white line.

05:02The white line.

05:03The white line.

05:04The white line.

05:05The white line.

05:06The white line.

05:07The white line.

05:08The white line.

05:09The white line.

05:10The white line.

05:11The white line.

05:12The white line.

05:13The white line.

05:14The white line.

05:15The white line.

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05:17The white line.

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05:21The white line.

05:22The white line.

05:23The white line.

05:24The white line.

05:25The white line.

05:26The white line.

05:27The white line.

05:28How do you do?

05:37Madame Zezou will analyze your handwriting.

05:41One moment, please.

05:51Write your name here, and I will tell you whether you win or lose.

05:59You lose.

06:02And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to crown the athlete who has made a clean sweep of every event.

06:10The new king of sports.

06:13Hey, Doc.

06:18The new king of sports, gorgeous Gorilla Witch.

06:22The king will now receive a kiss from the lovely queen of sports.

06:29Kiss me, king.

06:46Kiss me, king.

06:47No!

06:48No!

06:49No!

06:50No!

06:51No!

06:52No!

06:53No!

06:54No!

06:55No!

06:56You know what?

06:58Cheaters never win.

07:00Kiss me, king.

07:07Amen.

07:09Amen.

07:14You

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