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  • 3 months ago

Should you always do something that most people do?

Laura caught her husband in bed with two women. He began to come up with outrageous excuses, saying that all men cheat. Even his friends did it regularly. After babbling for a few minutes, Mike went silent, expecting his wife to explode with rage. But… She hugged him. And thanked him for finally getting a mistress.

Laura explained that she’d been so swamped with work that she had no time to show Mike attention. But now she had someone to do it for her.
Transcript
00:00Honey! I'm home!
00:18What are you doing?
00:20Changing the sheets.
00:21Why? I just changed them this morning.
00:24I wanna sleep on a different one. The one with Robert.
00:34Hold on a second.
00:42Are you cheating on me?
00:44Honey, please don't get mad.
00:46It was just a few times.
00:48Come on, it's not a big deal.
00:50All men cheat.
00:52All my friends do it too.
00:54Please, no.
00:56Not the face.
01:04You're amazing.
01:09What are you talking about?
01:11You finally got yourself some mistresses.
01:13I'm so happy for you.
01:18So you're not mad?
01:19Of course not.
01:20Especially since you said all your friends do this.
01:27But you do realize who they are, right?
01:30They are my mistresses.
01:33Oh, that's wonderful.
01:35I'm always so tired after work that I don't have the energy to give you attention.
01:40And finally, I have some helpers.
01:46Hello.
01:50Oh, Michael.
01:52You're so clever.
01:55How long have you been hiding them from me?
01:59A few months, maybe.
02:02Poor thing.
02:03You must have been so stressed keeping them a secret.
02:06Ugh.
02:08You have no idea.
02:10I even had to buy them the same perfume as yours, so you wouldn't get suspicious, you know.
02:15Oh, how smart.
02:16Did you come up with that yourself?
02:19Well, actually, it was my buddy Scott who invented it at first.
02:24He's been doing it for three years with his mistress.
02:26Oh, didn't anyone have an easier method?
02:31Uh, well, Dean once lied and said that his mistress was his sister.
02:37And, uh, Ryan, he even hired his mistress to be his housemaid, you know.
02:44Such creative friends.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Oh, and what about Matthew?
02:49Matthew?
02:51Oh, come on.
02:52No, no, no, no, no.
02:53That schmuck doesn't have a mistress.
02:55He's like, uh, the only poor in one minus, if you know what I mean.
03:00I see.
03:01Uh, so only Scott, Dean, and Ryan are in trouble.
03:09Huh?
03:11Were you recording this the entire time?
03:14Yep.
03:15And now all the wives of the guys you read out will hear it.
03:19Your friends won't be messing them anymore.
03:21Oh, and I'll tell Matthew's wife how lucky she is to have him.
03:26Now, get out of my house.
03:28Please, huh?
03:29Out of you!
03:40Yes.
03:41Yes.
03:55Hi.
03:56Hey.
03:59Nice room, by the way.
04:00Oh, thank you.
04:02That's an engagement ring.
04:03From my fiancée?
04:04And I guess his name is...
04:06Ethan?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Why?
04:10And his last name...
04:12Carter.
04:13No.
04:14No.
04:15No!
04:20No!
04:21No!
04:22No!
04:23No!
04:24No!
04:25No!
04:26No!
04:27No!
04:28No!
04:30Hey ma'am, do you need any help here?
04:33Gold diggers!
04:34Yes.
04:35What's going on?
04:36Keep the elevator closed for a couple of hours, okay?
04:39Why? What?
04:40And don't let anyone out.
04:42Ma'am, I cannot do that.
04:51Can you now?
04:52Ma'am, I still cannot do that.
04:58We'll get the other half afterwards.
05:01Deal?
05:05Okay, but only two hours.
05:11Nice.
05:25So, where is she?
05:28Where is your fiancé?
05:30I don't know, actually.
05:32Guess who?
05:34Oh, Sabrine.
05:38Lola.
05:39Of course.
05:42What?
05:43You have another fiancé that I don't know?
05:48Nice to meet you, Lola.
05:51Oh, what a beautiful ring.
05:53My name is Eleanor.
05:56Oh, it's a wonderful name.
05:58Oh, thank you.
05:59You know, your son told me a lot about you.
06:02Oh, did he?
06:03I bet you're the best mom in the world.
06:06Oh, she's so flattering, but I love it.
06:09So, what are you doing here?
06:14Aren't you happy to see me?
06:17On the contrary, I just wanted to call you.
06:21Lola.
06:25How's texting?
06:25Oh, it's nothing.
06:30It's just my lover.
06:36She's so funny.
06:37Yeah.
06:37Yeah.
06:38So, maybe we can get back to the wedding?
06:41Yeah.
06:41Yeah.
06:42Have you decided about the wedding dress?
06:45Maybe something from Vera Wong?
06:48I tell you that I'll be paying my dearest wife.
06:52Oh, darling, thank you.
06:56So, you know that?
06:57Yeah.
06:58This is Lola, my fiancé.
07:02Oh.
07:04That's nice to meet you, Lola.
07:09Yeah.
07:10It's a pleasure.
07:12Honey, have you forgot how to blink when you see such a beauty?
07:18He's so naughty boy.
07:21Yeah, I bet he is.
07:24Yeah.
07:24So, Vera Wong.
07:25Go and get me double scotch.
07:28Honey, the wedding will be coming around in a minute.
07:31I said go and get me double scotch.
07:36Now.
07:37Yeah, yeah, okay.
07:39Okay, darling.
07:41It will be in a minute.
07:48There is not going to be a wedding.
07:54Congratulations, son.
07:56You've been seduced by my mistress.
08:01What?
08:11Whoa.
08:14If, uh, it's...
08:15Shut up.
08:20Okay.
08:21But I'm keeping her, not you.
08:23And I put a lot of money into her.
08:25Oh, really?
08:25Yeah.
08:26Okay, then.
08:28Let me buy her back from you.
08:31What?
08:31For how much?
08:32A million.
08:34Cash.
08:37Tonight.
08:37Deal.
08:38Deal.
08:39Ah!
08:41You overpaid, Dan.
08:43200 at most.
08:45Excuse me?
08:46Well.
08:47Excuse me, guys?
08:48Excuse me, guys?
08:50Aren't you going to ask me anything?
08:52Ah, yeah, sorry.
08:53Name your price.
08:54Yes.
08:56Oh, you two jerks.
08:57You should kiss each other's butts.
09:04Is something wrong?
09:05Yes.
09:07Your husband, he wants to buy me from you, son.
09:10Oh.
09:12What?
09:13Because I'm his mistress, and he's not going to give me to your son, to Ethan.
09:20So what's the price?
09:24What are you talking about?
09:26What sum?
09:27Did they negotiate?
09:28Why?
09:29Why are you doing that?
09:31Because I need to get more money out of Duke.
09:35And I'm his wife, after all.
09:38And I might definitely know that he's having an affair.
09:45Are you insane?
09:47No.
09:49Everything is up for sale.
09:51Well, and he will pay me not to file for any worse.
09:57That's for sure.
10:01So, what's your price?
10:03I am not.
10:05I am not.
10:08For sale.
10:09Sorry, she's weird.
10:15Honey.
10:17I have something for you.
10:22Open the other door.
10:23Sorry, miss.
10:24But it's closed.
10:25I bought this closed, you idiot.
10:30Open the damn thing.
10:31Okay.
10:32You were here.
10:41You bastard.
10:42You ruined my life.
10:43Do you know how long I worked for this ring?
10:46Do you know how long I begged him to buy it?
10:49Do you understand?
10:49This guy was my destiny, and this dinner was about my future.
10:53Listen.
10:54Gosh.
10:55Girl, I'm trying to save you.
10:57You better run from your fiancé and his freaking family,
11:00because all they care about is money.
11:02Girl, you better watch out,
11:04because they will destroy you.
11:18Well, she will destroy her.
11:32Girl, you better watch out,
11:33because they will destroy you.
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