अगर तुम इसकी बीवी हो तो, वो कौन है _ - No Entry Best Comedy _ Anil Kapoor _ Fardeen Khan - video Dailymotion

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No Entry is a 2005 Indian bollywood Hindi-language comedy film directed by Anees Bazmee. It was produced by Boney Kapoor. The film features an ensemble cast of Salman Khan, Anil Kapoor, Fardeen Khan, Lara Dutta, Celina Jaitly, and Esha Deol, among others. The film was a major commercial success and became one of the highest-grossing films of the year. It was praised for its comedic timing and performances, particularly that of Anil Kapoor and Salman Khan.   Movie: No Entry (2005)  Cast: Salman Khan, Anil Kapoor, Fardeen Khan, Lara Dutta, Celina Jaitly, and Esha Deol Director: Anees Bazmee Producer: Boney Kapoor Writer: Anees Bazmee

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00:00The last moment you decide everything. Always.

00:074 hours.

00:08There are many big artists.

00:10What happened?

00:11Why did you stop?

00:12Let's go.

00:13One, two, three, four.

00:15Who is this?

00:16Who is this?

00:17Who is this?

00:18Who is this?

00:19Who is this?

00:20Who is this?

00:21Who is this?

00:22Who is this?

00:23Who is this?

00:24Who is this?

00:25Who is this?

00:26Who is this?

00:27Who is this?

00:28Let's go.

00:29One, you know Sunny's little brother.

00:30The other one is someone who is missing.

00:32What do you want to do?

00:33No, I mean...

00:34Let's go.

00:35The film will start.

00:36Oh my god.

00:37He is a brother.

00:39Bobby's bodyguard.

00:40Let's go.

00:43What is this?

00:44Kajal, one minute, one minute.

00:45Let's go.

00:46Let's go to Sunny and go.

00:48Come on.

00:49Let's go.

00:50The film will start.

00:51What are you saying?

00:52Who is this?

00:53What are you saying?

00:54Darling, I have a best wife.

00:56What are you saying?

00:57This is my best wife.

00:58What are you saying?

00:59This is my best friend.

01:00Kajal, Kajal.

01:01The film will start.

01:02Oh, Kajal.

01:03How are you?

01:04Oh, you're not ashamed.

01:05You married now.

01:06You've been married.

01:07You've made your husband with his husband.

01:08And what are you doing?

01:09What am I doing?

01:10I'm doing?

01:11I'm doing it.

01:12I'm doing it.

01:13I'm doing it.

01:14I'm doing it.

01:15I'm doing it.

01:16I'm doing it.

01:17You're doing it.

01:18You're handsome and smart.

01:19This means you're not going to be your husband.

01:21You're not going to be your husband.

01:22You're not going to be your husband.

01:23You're not going to be your husband.

01:24Come.

01:25Come and see what your sister is doing with her husband.

01:28Baby?

01:29Another husband?

01:30Let's go, Kajal.

01:31The film is starting.

01:32Let's go.

01:33Let's go.

01:34I'm going to ask you all the questions.

01:35Don't do that.

01:36Kajal, this is not going to be maths.

01:37What is maths?

01:38You're going to be maths.

01:39You're going to be maths.

01:40Shut up.

01:41I'm not saying anything.

01:43You don't say anything.

01:44You're going to say anything.

01:45What are you saying?

01:46You don't need to be this.

01:48You're going to be a big sheriff.

01:49You're going to be a big sheriff.

01:50What are you doing with them?

01:51What are you doing with them?

01:52You're good.

01:53You're good.

01:54But this is Amir.

01:55That's why they came with them.

01:57What are you saying?

01:58The film is going to happen.

01:59We're talking about it.

02:00We're talking about it.

02:01We're going to start the film.

02:02którą is out of the film.

02:03We're talking about it.

02:04I'm upshot.

02:05I'm upshot.

02:07How can you be upshot?

02:08Where is your hair smile?

02:09Who is upshot?

02:10Sure.

02:11Your wife!

02:12Your wife!

02:13If you're your wife.

02:14Who else is it?

02:15Who else?

02:17The girl.

02:18The man!

02:19Who's the baby?

02:21Your wife is not his wife.

02:21What is your BB?

02:23It's her!

02:24What? It's your BB?

02:26No! It's her!

02:27Who's BB?

02:28It's her!

02:29Who's BB?

02:30Tell her!

02:31Yes, my BB!

02:32What?

02:33Our!

02:34What?

02:35It's her!

02:36It's her!

02:37Don't forget it!

02:38Don't forget it!

02:39Don't forget it!

02:40Kajal!

02:41Kajal!

02:42Kajal!

02:43Kajal!

02:44Kajal!

02:45Kajal!

02:46Please!

02:47Kajal!

02:51Good day, sir!

02:54You've been sleeping in two days in office, sir.

02:57But you've got a tension of my mind.

02:59You have a weapon.

03:00Is it?

03:01A weapon?

03:02A weapon means idea, sir.

03:03You are from the ghost!

03:05Those who are you asking the idea?

03:07Sir, one number of the problem is a girl and a girl.

03:10You are like you are, isn't it?

03:12What are you saying?

03:14You too!

03:15There is nothing less.

03:16In front of the baby and the baby, the baby!

03:18What are you saying?

03:19What are you saying?

03:20That's how you say one and two of them to be a villain and a hero to be a villain.

03:27You will become so clean like you've got blood.

03:35Why am I going to die, sir?

03:37Sir, if you don't like any idea, give me back.

03:40Sir, if someone kills me, I'm very bad, sir.

03:43Why didn't you give such a positive idea before?

03:46I've got a problem from two days.

03:48Oh, my God, my God!

03:50Why don't you go out, people? Let's do it quickly.

03:52Yes, but you can't do it again.

03:54It's gone.

03:55Let's do it quickly, Vicky.

03:56Kajal.

03:57Hello, auntie.

03:58Hello, auntie.

03:59Where are you?

04:00Where are you?

04:01Where are you?

04:02Where are my house?

04:03Why?

04:04I want to ask my mother.

04:06I'll tell you later.

04:08Oh, Kajal.

04:09You go to your house and she'll come here.

04:11If you want to wait for her, she'll be here.

04:13She'll be here.

04:15Yes.

04:16Hey, son.

04:17We have to go outside.

04:18Please don't mind.

04:19Ram Sen.

04:20Yes.

04:21No, Lakshmi.

04:22There's no coffee and coffee.

04:23You do your work.

04:32Sanjana.

04:35Sanjana.

04:36Sanjana.

04:37Sanjana.

04:38Sanjana.

04:39Sanjana.

04:40Sanjana.

04:41Sanjana.

04:42Sanjana.

04:43Sanjana.

04:44Sanjana.

04:45Sanjana.

04:46Sanjana.

04:47Sanjana.

04:48Sanjana.

04:49Sanjana.

04:50Sanjana.

04:51Sanjana.

04:52Sanjana.

04:53Sanjana.

04:54Sanjana.

04:55Sanjana.

04:56Sanjana.

04:57Sanjana.

04:58Sanjana.

04:59Sanjana.

05:00Sanjana.

05:01Sanjana.

05:02Sanjana.

05:03Sanjana.

05:04Sanjana.

05:05Sanjana.

05:06Sanjana.

05:07Sanjana.

05:08Sanjana.

05:09This girl is an art, and I am a mahir.

05:16This girl is a difficult task.

05:20If you are a difficult girl,

05:22then you will have a suicide.

05:25Then you will have a girl.

05:27Then you will have fun.

05:29But this girl is a different type of life.

05:33When I have passed, I will have a second.

05:35I will have a daughter.

05:37I will have a daughter.

05:39So, this girl is a baby.

05:41My baby is a woman.

05:4524 hours.

05:47How do you think she is with her?

05:51How do you think she is with a woman?

05:53I don't understand.

05:55I am not sure.

05:57I am not sure.

05:59But I am not sure.

06:01I am sure.

06:03This girl is a grandmother.

06:05She is telling me.

06:07Can I tell her?

06:08I am telling her.

06:10I am not sure.

06:12I am telling her.

06:14I am telling her.

06:16But she is telling me,

06:19she says she doesn't want me.

06:21But I will be happy.

06:22I will be happy.

06:23So, I will be happy.

06:26I will be safe and be informed.

06:29I will stand Ик PM.

06:31The last few days, you can understand that Bobby and I will be living like a baby.

06:52I have been saved for a last time.

06:55I was going to go to my house and put it together.

06:59Which one?

07:00Sir, my idea is full. I am only in your house in your house.

07:08Sir, one day my grandma told me that I will go to my house.

07:13I said, come on, come on, talk to my house.

07:17Sir, that is the day, and it is the day of today.

07:22My grandma is sleeping, so I am sleeping with my grandma.

07:27Sir, I will take something.

07:34Sir, I will not be able to scare people with their wives.

07:44Sir, this is the courier.

07:48This is yours.

07:57What happened, sir?

08:02What happened, sir?

08:04What happened, sir?

08:06What happened, sir?

08:07Before we heard our ideas, what happened to our wives?

08:11What happened?

08:12They sent us a notice.

08:14Now what will happen?

08:16What happened?

08:17What happened?

08:18What happened?

08:19You are the happiness.

08:20What happened?

08:21What happened?

08:22Why did you do it?

08:23You are the happiness, and you are the children.

08:28I'm sorry, Sunny. Be positive. Why are you so happy?

08:37My smile is my smile and your smile.

08:41Oh, my life is going to be red.

08:44And you have to think about the envelope.

08:46Oh, think about it.

08:48I'm thinking about it.

08:50When we are in this situation,

08:52what will you do, my friend?

08:54Are you lucky? Are you enjoying it?

08:58What are you saying?

08:59Your phone is ringing.

09:01Hello?

09:02Hello, Prem. I'm talking about Kishan.

09:04Who is Kishan?

09:05You say, I'm going to be swimming with the girls.

09:08I told you,

09:09he didn't go to the business tour.

09:11He's sitting with the girls,

09:13he's tearing up with the girls in the swimming pool.

09:14At night?

09:15Oh, it's a day, man.

09:16Oh, talk about it.

09:17Prem.

09:18Prem.

09:19There's a lot here.

09:21Who come? Who come?

09:22Very bad, man.

09:23You see you all.

09:24But you don't see any new people.

09:25I've seen.

09:26Annoyer, so you can see me.

09:27I'm not.

09:28We're in the very crisis.

09:30My life.

09:31My life.

09:32My life.

09:33My life.

09:34Minutes, my life.

09:35My life.

09:36My life.

09:37My wife.

09:38My life.

09:39My life.

09:40Who are so together.

09:41My life.

09:42My life.

09:43My life.

09:44My life.

09:45My life.

09:46My life.

09:47My life.

09:48Unders.

09:49My life.

09:50You believe my life.

09:51You've been sent to my guest house, and that's why our house is gone.

09:55Very good. But that was a big bump.

09:58You can't get two people, but you can't even see one of them.

10:03One of them is the editor, the other is the crime reporter.

10:06Are you going to run away from this?

10:08I'm going to kill you.

10:09First of all, yes.

10:10Don't talk to me.

10:12Okay, you talk to me, you talk to me.

10:14Prem, this is a very serious problem.

10:16You do something seriously, or if you have friends with me...

10:19Friend, I can't do anything easy.

10:23I can't do anything to my wife.

10:25I can't do anything to a bomb.

10:27And I can talk to you in your life.

10:28Now, don't want to do anything like this, friend.

10:30Hey, Prem, don't give a lecture.

10:32Don't come to our problem solve.

10:34No, no, no?

10:36No, no, no?

10:37No, no, no.

10:41Prem, we'll be going to the house both.

10:44I know that your eyes are both sides.

10:47A-Sat B, B-Sat B.

10:50You are going to destroy India.

10:52We are very alone.

10:54Don't be afraid.

10:55I have to go.

10:57Alright, let's go.

11:00You are the only one.

11:01You are the only friends with your wife.

11:03And who?

11:05With Bobby.

11:06Who is the father.

11:07She is my wife.

11:08She is my wife.

11:09Prem, why are you taking the gift to protect your friends?

11:13I am taking the gift of someone.

11:16I'm going to eat my friends' head on top of my hand,

11:20that I'm not saying anything.

11:21And if I'm saying anything,

11:22then they'll be in one week.

11:24What?

11:25What?

11:27I'm not saying anything.

11:30I think I'll explain the whole life of my life.

11:33Listen to me.

11:35Bobby and I love each other as a child.

11:38Bobby's father and my father,

11:40one of the others.

11:43That's why Bobby and I,

11:45who married me?

11:47Listen to me on the next day.

11:49My father went to a coffee.

11:52My father went to a party,

11:54his heart,

11:55his heart,

11:56and his heart made his heart.

12:01But I couldn't break my heart.

12:04My father was sick.

12:06My father was sick.

12:08When he talked about his hands,

12:10his hands,

12:11his hands were stuck.

12:13I was scared.

12:14I was scared.

12:15He was sick.

12:16I was scared.

12:17I was scared.

12:18I am the most proud of you.

12:20Now you have to take your own money.

12:22This is your money.

12:24You don't have to pay your money.

12:26You don't have to pay your money.

12:28We will be out.

12:30My baby was very happy with my marriage.

12:32My baby was so happy.

12:34So happy.

12:36After two days,

12:38my heart was lost.

12:40And she died.

12:42And she left me with two wives.

12:48I remember very much.

12:52Leave me all this depressing story.

13:01The point is.

13:06When I leave the village,

13:08what did you feel like?

13:10I was living alone.

13:12I was so happy.

13:14I said so.

13:16I was so happy.

13:18When I was not in town,

13:20then you have to take care of me.

13:22What did they do?

13:24But...

13:25What was the need for you?

13:27But you couldn't be honest.

13:30Because you are living in the right place.

13:33You are going to throw your mouth.

13:35That Bobby is my baby.

13:37She is my wife.

13:39Who am I?

13:41Not only.

13:42I am going to die.

13:44Let's roll!

13:46You are trying to die.

13:47Please don't smoke.

13:49Go on!

13:50Come on!

13:51Come on!

13:52Come on!

13:53Come on!

13:54Hey, hey, Prem, what's the face of this like?

14:05Wait, wait.

14:06What's going on?

14:07What's going on?

14:08Why are you talking about what you're talking about?

14:10You've got to stop for two minutes.

14:11Please.

14:12No, no, Prem.

14:13What you're talking about is the one who's talking about.

14:14Listen.

14:15Hey, listen.

14:17Pooja, the phone two came out.

14:19It's a South Africa.

14:20Come on, our sexes and sisters have been taken.

14:23।

14:53और मेने की पूजा करकी जाने की कोशिश की, कि अप आफिस में है या नहीं?

14:57और रात को जब भी आप देर से लोड़ कर घर आते हो, क्या मैने कभी आप से कोई सवाल किया?

15:02कि आप कहां थे? और आपने यत्ती देर क्यूं लगाई?

15:05I don't know.

15:07I was not sure.

15:09I didn't know how many girls were.

15:11I was sent to a message all along.

15:15How many people did my life.

15:17I have never seen my life.

15:19I have never seen my life.

15:21I have not seen my life.

15:23I have seen my life.

15:25I have seen my life.

15:27I don't know.

15:29I don't know.

15:31I don't know.

15:33I don't know.

15:35Let's go, Pooja.

15:37No, Pooja.

15:39Pooja will not go.

15:41Pooja, listen.

15:43Go to the bat meter court.

15:45Go to the tennis court.

15:47Go to the walk court.

15:49Pooja.

15:51He didn't give me the answer.

15:53I got the answer, Prem.

15:55We're with notice and you're without notice.

16:03Hey, Bobby.

16:05Hi.

16:07You can get this, huh?

16:09Oh!

16:11What are you doing?

16:13Let's go.

16:15What are you doing?

16:17Let's go.

16:19I don't know how much you've been here.

16:21Time, Bobby. Time.

16:23Time.

16:24When the time is bad,

16:25let's go good.

16:26It's bad.

16:27But what do you want me to do?

16:29I just want you so much.

16:31I want you to go and go and tell them

16:33that they're just because of me.

16:35They're just because of me.

16:36They're not done with you.

16:37They're not done with you.

16:43But what will happen to you?

16:45Oh, Bobby.

16:46My baby is like a girl.

16:48She's not angry and angry.

16:51She's very, very friendly.

16:54She's very angry.

16:55She's very angry.

16:56She's very angry.

16:57But I'll explain her.

16:59Did you see her again?

17:00No.

17:01They're all dancing.

17:02Why are you dancing?

17:03Madam, don't you like this?

17:08Pooja!

17:09Where are you?

17:10The time is tough.

17:11Time is my bad.

17:12What do you mean?

17:13What will your money do?

17:14What will your money do?

17:15I mean, what are the money going on?

17:16How can you do?

17:18The money do you have to buy.

17:19Money, the money!

17:20My wife and the life are both in tension.

17:22And you about to buy the money.

17:23The money is too important to buy.

17:25The money is too important to buy.

17:26I'm paying you, I'm paying for money.

17:31There's a penny.

17:33Bobby's friend last couple of years has been in a coma.

17:36You have to pay for 20,000 rupees every day in the hospital.

17:40What do you need to pay for?

17:43Sorry, I didn't want you to pay for money.

18:03What are you seeing?

18:06How difficult it is to take away from the hospital.

18:09How difficult it is to take away from the hospital.

18:17Until you don't have to pay for the hospital,

18:20I will take care of the hospital.

अगर तुम इसकी बीवी हो तो, वो कौन है _ - No Entry Best Comedy _ Anil Kapoor _ Fardeen Khan

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