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00:00Is that Connor your butler?
00:02Yeah, because he's an idiot.
00:04I wish I didn't have to do this because I'm only doing this because my football team sucks.
00:08Everybody, everybody.
00:09Everybody get the f*** out.
00:10Everybody get the f*** out of here.
00:11We've been doing this for 751 days.
00:13No perfect break.
00:15That was his 10 throws.
00:16You've got one shot left.
00:17Shut up.
00:18Who's left?
00:19Just know.
00:20Shut up.
00:21The girl was complaining about it.
00:22But then you, I've heard you've complained about it too.
00:25No.
00:26I've heard you've complained.
00:27Look how good Shane looks in his thumbnails.
00:28I've heard you've complained multiple times about thumbnails.
00:31That's completely false.
00:32Alright, I'll get to the popcorn.
00:33I'm gonna try to do it.
00:34I agree that if you complain about thumbnails, that's bitch behavior.
00:38Like, newsflash, newsflash Danny.
00:41Look, look around.
00:43Look, look.
00:44See this?
00:45See this?
00:46See this?
00:47See this?
00:48We don't got good looking guys here.
00:50Those faces are bad enough.
00:51We're not good looking guys.
00:52Those faces are bad enough.
00:53Okay?
00:54We're not exactly GQ walking around here.
00:57I know you're not.
00:58So what's the problem?
00:59I wasn't the one complaining.
01:00I was defending the girl's honor.
01:02I love this.
01:03So I'll find out if you've complained about any thumbnails ever.
01:06Deal.
01:07Okay.
01:08I hope to God.
01:09This is a Shane thing, right?
01:11I hope to God.
01:12It's your guy Shane.
01:13I hope to God.
01:14Dude, he made thumbnails of me.
01:16Yeah, I'm defending everyone, even you.
01:18I don't care.
01:19I'm not good looking.
01:20You got it bad enough.
01:21I don't want Shane getting you down even more.
01:24I hope to God you don't complain about any thumbnails.
01:27I'll get to the bottom of it.
01:28That would be bitch behavior.
01:30Would you agree?
01:31I would agree.
01:32If a girl is doing it, I wouldn't want to be throwing B-words out.
01:34No, listen.
01:35Girls can complain.
01:36That's right.
01:37Girls can complain.
01:38They don't want to have a bad picture of them online.
01:40But guys, listen, I'm a bad picture factory, dude.
01:45You're talking to a guy who is.
01:46I just put bad pictures out there.
01:48Even this clip right here, Lance.
01:49My gut is going to be out.
01:50My tits are going to be out.
01:51I don't know.
01:52You think I'm going to text Lance to be like, hey man, don't do that.
01:54That is not what I did.
01:56Listen, my whole Google is just a fucking hit list of me.
02:01Not to mention the Google images too.
02:03I would never complain about that.
02:04I was simply defending her honor and also kind of just poking at Shane.
02:08If he deserves it.
02:10We'll find out.
02:11We'll get to the bottom of it.
02:12I hate the baby voice.
02:13I hate it.
02:14We'll get to the bottom of it.
02:15Your girlfriend was upset.
02:24It fits.
02:25It's nice.
02:26It fits.
02:27It doesn't fit enough.
02:28It just flat out fits.
02:29Oh, okay.
02:30Sorry.
02:31You like my shirt?
02:32That fits enough.
02:33It fits enough.
02:34It fits enough.
02:35You like my shirt?
02:36It's fine.
02:37We are.
02:38Ah.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Yeah.
02:41Ah.
02:42When do I get my steaks up?
02:44Whenever you are.
02:45Now.
02:46You're not going to wear it.
02:48Yes, I will.
02:49What do you mean?
02:50I picked you guys to win on Saturday.
02:52I was sipping for Walker.
02:54Right.
02:55I read that game to a team.
02:56So Connor's your butler?
02:58Yeah.
02:59Because he's an idiot and agreed to be my butler because he didn't think UCLA could beat Penn State.
03:09And Connor do have a bet for UCLA Penn State this week.
03:12Why?
03:13Oh.
03:14Is this the biggest game of your life, Blumman?
03:15No.
03:16His, yes.
03:17It's not the biggest game of my life.
03:18What's the bet?
03:19If he wins, he has to be my butler for a week.
03:21Yeah.
03:22I feel like it should be if UCLA takes a lead at any point in the game.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Is that correct?
03:28They haven't led yet this year?
03:29UCLA has not led for one second.
03:31Of any game.
03:32We will all season.
03:33So if UCLA leads for one second of this game, there should be some stakes.
03:37And now Max DeLente is off the hook, who I berated on Sunday and all week telling him
03:45he'd have to go.
03:46Ginger, he gave in on Friday.
03:48I'm a nice guy.
03:50He said after a drive, I don't want to do the bet.
03:53I said, fine.
03:54I'm nice.
03:55You're going to lose.
03:56That's punishment enough.
03:57Connor will be driving me to the airport tomorrow.
04:00Got a lot of clothes, Griff.
04:05It's a good observation.
04:07Any reason for that?
04:10I have to be Liam Blutman's butler.
04:13I have to be the butler this week because I lost our bet, which wasn't even really a
04:19bet because there was nothing that he had to do if Penn State had won the game on Saturday.
04:23But if UCLA beat Penn State, then I had to be his butler for a week.
04:26So that's what we're doing.
04:28Got it.
04:29Why aren't you so far back, by the way?
04:32I feel like I'm like...
04:34So that's the situation we're in.
04:37Should be fun.
04:38Might have to drive him to the airport tomorrow.
04:41Nice.
04:42That's nice of you.
04:43That's what a butler does.
04:45But that's the weird part is the fact that he knows that I'm going to be his butler this week,
04:50yet he chose to go to Vegas where I can't be his butler.
04:55Brandon, I saw that.
04:57Saw what?
04:59You don't have to step back into the room.
05:02I'm just standing here, dude.
05:03Alright.
05:04Yeah, that.
05:05I wear this every Monday.
05:07It's a little snug.
05:08He said it's a little snug.
05:18That's being generous.
05:21That's very, very snug.
05:23For those that don't know, how big of an upset did you send over to Penn State?
05:29I mean, it was the worst Penn State loss of my lifetime.
05:32It was the first time since 1985 that a top 10 team had lost to a winless program.
05:38I think at least I got that right.
05:40At least it was like, you know, 0-4 or worse.
05:43It was historically bad.
05:44One of the more shocking games in college football, recent history at least,
05:49could go all the way back to the 80s.
05:51But yeah, no, it was terrible.
05:52Bro, I thought you just had Nebraska shit.
05:54This is a congressman's funeral.
05:57We're in all black.
05:59With white shoes.
06:00And a camo hat.
06:02Come on, yeah.
06:03Alright, alright.
06:04It's an informal funeral.
06:06If you're a camo hat at my funeral, I don't want you to hop in the castle.
06:09It took you 10 seconds to get ready for the funeral.
06:12Oh my, I didn't.
06:13Are you wearing a running watch to a funeral?
06:14I didn't connect the dots.
06:15Yeah, my garment.
06:16I didn't connect the dots on the hoodie at first.
06:21Oh, the Broncos?
06:22What?
06:23I didn't connect the dots.
06:24What?
06:25What's the Broncos?
06:26He got that when he was at Castlevania, right?
06:29Yeah, I just threw this on.
06:30What do you mean?
06:31Oh, because the Broncos were down 14 in the fourth quarter.
06:35In Philly.
06:36And then they won in regulation.
06:38They won.
06:39Yeah.
06:40You're wearing that because of Doddington Bones.
06:44Doddington Bones, that's right.
06:45Doddington Bones.
06:46I've never laughed so much watching sports in my life.
06:50I've never had so many people text me about Connor.
06:55Just like people I didn't realize watch the show were just like watching Penn State UCLA and texting me about it.
07:03Very funny.
07:04Cody, what are you wearing?
07:06All black.
07:07Ha ha ha ha.
07:08You're not wearing all black.
07:09You're not wearing all black.
07:10You're not wearing all black.
07:11You have a camel hat.
07:12That's like a stark mold.
07:13Okay.
07:14I believe in the bow top.
07:19No, this is the right play.
07:21The black pants are the right play, I think.
07:23Is this how you'll dress tomorrow?
07:25No.
07:26No.
07:27I'll maybe wear something different, but this isn't my stuff.
07:31Do you like your new job?
07:34No.
07:35What?
07:36It's not against Liam.
07:38It's just that I wish I didn't have to do this because I'm only doing this because my football team sucks.
07:43But you've got to be a man of your word.
07:46There's nothing wrong with working for Mr. Blotman.
07:50Where have you been keeping this jacket, by the way?
07:53At home.
07:54At home?
07:55At home, at home.
07:56Yeah, well, I've always been and yesterday.
07:57Do I have any appointments today?
07:58If they win one tonight or two?
08:00I do, the 12.
08:01Oh, okay.
08:02In the beard truck.
08:04Where?
08:05Nah, I'll take them.
08:06It's like...
08:07It's forklifts?
08:08It's gonna be like 400 bucks.
08:09I think it's not working for him.
08:11Maybe...
08:12Maybe I could take you, I guess?
08:13I don't know.
08:14Go ahead.
08:15This year.
08:17A risky move by council, cause he's on short rest.
08:19Ha ha ha.
08:22All right, fuck.
08:24Bluntler!
08:25Oh, Bluntler!
08:27Bluntler, especially now.
08:33I love nothing more than beating Penn State, yes,
08:38but getting a sip of a Mountain Dew Baja Blast not only makes my day,
08:44it makes my life.
08:46And having a guy I could rely on, like my dear friend Connor Griffin,
08:49who could bring me a Baja Blast...
08:51I don't mean to...
08:53And Bluntman, he is your butler, okay?
08:56I'm not sitting here telling you how to do your job.
08:59But I feel like he's wearing a formal top, but then just black cargo pants.
09:03Black pants are the right boy, I think.
09:05Mailed it in today, but he's preparing for a big week.
09:09If possible, Bluntler, can I have a piece of Swedish candy, please?
09:15Brandon, like your pants?
09:17No.
09:18I gotta get Swedish candy now, too.
09:22Spider.
09:23What's up, man?
09:25Yeah, there's a bunch of Swedish candy right there, Connor.
09:29Is it here?
09:30Yeah, absolutely.
09:31Okay, cool.
09:41Hello.
09:42Looking good?
09:43Thank you, Owen.
09:44I appreciate that, Owen.
09:45Okay.
09:50I know this is a show where we're going to focus on the Cardinals a lot.
09:55That might have been the most shocking loss in recent football history.
10:0021-6.
10:01Running back breaks it for a 72-yard touchdown.
10:04Drops the ball to the end zone.
10:05They were about to be up 28-6.
10:07And they get...
10:09Does anyone want a piece of candy?
10:12Spider bra man if anyone wants.
10:15Brought in what?
10:16Some Swedish candy.
10:19Are we calling him Pee Wee Herman?
10:21I felt like Pee Wee Herman when I looked in the mirror.
10:24That's why I didn't put the pants on in the first place.
10:26You look good.
10:27You just look like Pee Wee Herman.
10:28You look like Pee Wee.
10:29Traffic is caused by crashes, right?
10:33Sure.
10:34People crash more in the rain, right?
10:36No.
10:37Yes.
10:38Do you have a...
10:39No.
10:40Okay, what was the question?
10:41Do more people crash their car in rain?
10:44That feels like a resounding yes.
10:45Do you think that's what caused traffic?
10:46That's one of the things that caused traffic.
10:4712% increase.
10:48Yeah.
10:49I don't even drive.
10:50That's not that much.
10:51I don't even drive.
10:52I know more about the ways of the road than I first.
10:53Hey, Mr. Conor, are you seeing anything?
10:54No.
10:55What's the timing?
10:56It's completely fine.
10:57What's up?
10:58He asked me if you were missing anything.
10:59He doesn't look dressed.
11:00Oh, I thought you meant when he was driving me through the air.
11:01I can't wear this suit tonight.
11:02It's okay.
11:03I'll take it to the air.
11:04It's okay.
11:05Grandpa was a limousine driver.
11:06Yours?
11:07Yeah.
11:08I'm not.
11:09It's okay.
11:10I'm not.
11:11I'm not.
11:12It's okay.
11:13I'm not.
11:14I'm not.
11:15Your dad was like, I'm not.
11:16You're not.
11:17I'm not.
11:18I'm not.
11:19I'm not.
11:20I'm not.
11:21I'm not.
11:22I'm not.
11:23I'm not.
11:24I'm not.
11:25I'm not.
11:26I'm not.
11:27I'm not.
11:28Yours? I'm sorry.
11:33What?
11:36Just saying, I know good driving.
11:38Okay.
11:40But you've never driven.
11:42What? Where?
11:44How are you?
11:46How are you?
11:48Hi, Spider.
12:00Want me to hold this?
12:02I'm sorry.
12:04Alright.
12:06This rocks.
12:08Let this be a lesson.
12:20If you're going to bet your 25 and a half point favorite to win, have a little more trust in them.
12:28Are you getting in the front or back like a chauffeur situation?
12:34You want back?
12:38That would be funny.
12:40Okay.
12:41Wait.
12:42I don't know.
12:44Don't surprise me.
12:46O'Hare United.
12:48Yeah, what terminal?
12:50United.
12:51One?
12:52Terminal one?
12:53Okay.
12:54Sounds good.
12:55Yeah, I guess I'm taking them to the airport, so here we go.
12:57Not you guessed, you are.
13:04That was a nice wave.
13:09Does this bring back memories at all?
13:11You and me?
13:12Oh, yeah.
13:13But the memories never fade.
13:15Okay.
13:17How can...
13:18You...
13:19There's no way you don't think about the car ride every now and then.
13:22It was a great time, the ASMR car ride.
13:24No, I do.
13:25I do.
13:36How often do you get on a flight?
13:38On a flight?
13:39Twice a year?
13:41Tops?
13:42Eight.
13:43How do you get to the airport typically?
13:45Uber.
13:46I like Vegas.
13:47I'd love to have my barstool powers come to Vegas for me, with me once.
13:55That'd be fun.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Get on some slot machines?
13:59I wouldn't do that, but...
14:01Maybe, you know, go to a strip club?
14:03I don't know about that either.
14:06No?
14:07No.
14:08It really is crazy how both Blutmans are just tormenting me.
14:14Yeah.
14:15And how you, and UCLA, you beat Penn State, and then now...
14:18Yeah.
14:19And Max.
14:20Well, yeah, that too, but...
14:22No, it's tough.
14:24It's tough.
14:25Yeah.
14:26I'm just constantly surrounded by you guys on a daily basis, and then...
14:31Now it's like your teams are whooping on my teams, and it's bad.
14:35You don't want to face the Blutmans on October.
14:39Lesson learned.
14:40I'm red October.
14:41I will warn you.
14:43I'm not very experienced when it comes to dropping people off at the airport, and the
14:48in and out that you have to pull off, where you gotta be moving across multiple lanes,
14:52and then stopping and getting a spot.
14:54I'm not good at it, so...
14:55Okay.
14:56Keep the seatbelt on.
14:58Okay.
14:59Let me get your bag.
15:00Yeah!
15:01Get the door, too.
15:03There you are, sir.
15:04Have a good time.
15:05Where...
15:06Where are you going?
15:07Stop recording.
15:08All right.
15:09Just dropped Blutman off.
15:10Uh, this whole butler thing, it's gotta end.
15:11This is a little bit too much.
15:12Thankfully, he's leaving town for a couple days, but I'm on the verge of just like, I'm out
15:13on this whole bit.
15:14This is too much.
15:15I gotta get back to work, man.
15:16Let's get an ethical dub.
15:17Thousand wins.
15:18Fuck.
15:19The wings.
15:20Uh, bottom right, low bow.
15:21I gotta get back to work, man.
15:22Let's get an ethical dub.
15:23Thousand wins.
15:24Fuck.
15:25The wings.
15:26Uh, bottom right, low bow.
15:27Blutman off, uh, this whole butler thing it's gotta end. This is a little bit too much.
15:33Thankfully, he's leaving town for a couple days, but I'm on the verge of just like, I'm out on this whole bit.
15:39This is too much. I gotta get back to work, man.
15:42Let's get an ethical dub.
15:43Thousand wins.
15:45Fuck.
15:46The wings, sun, wings.
15:48Uh, bottom right, Lobo.
15:52Bottom right's Lobo.
15:53Bottom right is Lobo. I mean, we gotta start with Lobo.
16:00I have two.
16:01Oh, oh, uh, wings, sun, J.C. Sheldon.
16:07Middle left, J.C. Sheldon. Let's go.
16:10Yeah, and then she retired.
16:11Um, and then Nafisa Collier right here.
16:14Here?
16:14Yeah.
16:17You know what I'm talking about.
16:17Nafisa!
16:18Oh.
16:21And then Alyssa Thomas.
16:23Oh my god.
16:24Dude, this is going down smooth right now.
16:26This is going down smooth.
16:27Alright, alright, alright.
16:28Brianna Stewart.
16:29Brianna Stewart.
16:29Brianna Stewart.
16:31Brianna Stewart.
16:31Brianna Stewart.
16:32Okay.
16:34Boys!
16:35Boys!
16:35The damn way!
16:37Boys!
16:37I think Katie Smith is bottom left.
16:41I feel pretty confident, actually.
16:46Let's go!
16:46Oh my god.
16:47Shit.
16:48Holy shit.
16:49Oh my god.
16:50Holy shit.
16:52Holy shit.
16:54Alright, Brandon.
16:55Take us home, Brandon.
16:57The rule is that you had to take us home.
17:00Should we get some, like, dramatic music going?
17:02Do you want to go get everybody in the office in here?
17:03Yeah.
17:06Grab everybody.
17:11Keep covering everybody.
17:12It's a shame.
17:13It's a shame.
17:13It's a shame.
17:13It's a shame.
17:13It's a shame.
17:13Nightly's red.
17:15Carter.
17:15It's not everybody.
17:16It's a shame.
17:17Yeah, this is everyone, I guess.
17:18Yeah, people really weren't as excited about this.
17:20This is Colton.
17:20All right, Colton.
17:21Come on in.
17:21Get in here, Colton.
17:22All right.
17:22For two years, we have tried the WNBA Immaculate Grid without success.
17:27For two years, we've gotten close a couple times.
17:31We've gotten to eight, maybe once.
17:32Well, right now, out of nine possible answers, eight are filled.
17:36Now, we just had a horse race to determine our combatant, our pick, for the ninth one.
17:43It is Skylar Diggins Smith, who we believe played for the Lynx and the Wings.
17:49Ladies and gentlemen, here we go.
17:52TJ, type it in.
17:54No!
18:05Oh, no!
18:07Oh, no!
18:08No!
18:10Oh, no!
18:11Everybody out.
18:12Everybody, everybody out.
18:13Everybody get the fuck out.
18:14Everybody get the fuck out.
18:14Jake, get the fuck out of here.
18:16Jake, get out of here.
18:17Colton, get out of here.
18:19All of you.
18:20Get out of here!
18:21Don't get out!
18:22Get back here.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:29What?
18:29What the hell?
18:34Get out.
18:38Connor?
18:39Connor, get out.
18:41We got eight so easily.
18:42751 days, Mark.
18:45751 days.
18:47We've been doing this for 751 days.
18:49No perfect grade.
18:51Titus.
18:53Connor's week just got worse.
18:55Is he on the ground for a trip?
18:57Like all 10 of us.
18:58What happened?
18:59He just ruined your...
19:00He ruined...
19:00Oh, did he...
19:01Was he the one that did Skylar Diggins?
19:03That guy right there.
19:05Connor, you throw out Skylar Diggins?
19:07Yeah.
19:09You're the reason we lost that?
19:10I...
19:11I said Skylar Diggins and then you said, it sounds good.
19:14Brandon said, I kind of like that.
19:15I don't think that's right.
19:16I said it.
19:17We didn't commit to it.
19:18We just put it on the horse.
19:19I didn't know you did Skylar Diggins.
19:20Yeah, because I threw her out the other day too.
19:22I said, we're throwing out people's names here who we typically say Skylar Diggins.
19:25Why do you love Skylar Diggins so much?
19:27I think she's amazing and very beautiful.
19:31This guy's...
19:31This guy's just horny all the time.
19:38You're dopey?
19:39Yeah, I'll believe it.
19:40I'll believe it.
19:41I'll believe it right now.
19:42What do you mean, what was the first assault?
19:45What was it?
19:45What was it?
19:45I didn't see it.
19:46I got attacked by White Sox Dave over the weekend.
19:48That was tough.
19:49What?
19:50Look how tough this is.
19:52I look stacked.
19:54Why are your shorts rolled up like that?
19:55You had perfect form.
19:56I'm in my workout gear.
19:58This is my workout gear.
19:59I'm trying to get a workout.
20:02I don't have cash.
20:06Somebody has to have $50 on me.
20:09This guy's got cash.
20:12What do you want to do?
20:13How do you want to do it?
20:14You want to do...
20:15How many shots do you want?
20:16I'm trying to take you for like 10 grand.
20:17You know what I'm saying?
20:17How many shots do you want?
20:19No, I think if I did it,
20:22I'd want at least five.
20:25Maybe 10.
20:26I'll give you five.
20:27I'll give you five shots.
20:29Okay.
20:29I'll give you five shots.
20:30Okay.
20:3110 to one.
20:32I don't have the cash.
20:33I don't have the cash.
20:33I don't have the cash.
20:34He's got the cash.
20:35You got 50 on you?
20:37He's a steak horse.
20:38You got 50 bucks on you?
20:39He's in a steak horse.
20:40I got two 10s and 100.
20:45I got two 10s.
20:46Who has that denomination?
20:47Two 10s and 100.
20:49That's so weird.
20:52I have a single, a five, and a 100.
20:54Okay, so my 20 to his 200.
20:59Two shots.
20:59Every roll, I'm betting 10 to win 100.
21:06Upper left.
21:07That's how confident I am that this is so difficult.
21:10Do I get to practice?
21:11Nope.
21:11A mid-chest workout right now.
21:13That's good for me.
21:14It's great for me.
21:16Anything I want, the odds should be shifted.
21:17Every shot he takes is 10 to one.
21:20You can't lose two shots.
21:21To get what?
21:2210,000?
21:22Uh, 10,000.
21:23Let's go.
21:24All right.
21:24Get up real up.
21:25Come on, let's go.
21:26I can do my lean, right?
21:27You can lean.
21:27You can go on your knees.
21:29You can stand on your head.
21:29You can send me to 50 points, too.
21:38Now we're in the ballpark.
21:45Just like that.
21:46Oh.
21:47I'm the guy.
21:47Put your money where your mouth is.
21:48Who said I'm the guy?
21:49I said, I didn't even touch one ball.
21:51I didn't say I'm the guy.
21:52I said, no, you're not the guy.
21:53That's why I bet against you.
21:53You haven't even thrown yet.
21:55I don't have to throw.
21:56I just stand here and make money.
21:58These guys are pigeons.
21:59They don't understand.
22:00All right, Teej.
22:01This is double or nothing.
22:03Double or nothing.
22:07All right, move.
22:07All right, move.
22:08Hold on.
22:08You got your practice.
22:09Yeah.
22:09How much do they take from you?
22:1120.
22:12Okay.
22:12I will give you a punch's chance to win your 20 back right now.
22:16Okay.
22:17$20 goes on the board.
22:19It's your money.
22:20I got no cash.
22:20Hold on.
22:20Okay.
22:21I trust you.
22:23I'm going to put your 20 back on the board.
22:24See what I'm done.
22:25I'll give you 10 shots.
22:27Okay.
22:27One bucket and get your 20 back.
22:29If you don't get it, I don't get any money.
22:31No.
22:31Guys, it's like, oh, no.
22:33Oh, no.
22:34I don't get it.
22:35I'm going to get your 20 back.
22:41It's called the Yips.
22:41It's called the Yips.
22:45It's so many yips.
22:48So many yips.
22:50Oh.
22:51So many yips.
22:53One more.
22:54One more.
22:55I got one more.
22:56Last shot.
22:58There's so many yippies.
23:04You can't say I wasn't fair.
23:06You can't say I wasn't fair.
23:08You got my head there.
23:09What was the second game? I got someone.
23:11I gave him a chance to win his money back.
23:13I said take ten.
23:15I said take ten shots.
23:17You make one bucket, you get twenty dollars back.
23:19If you don't make any buckets, where are you?
23:23Alright, so now you want to do it?
23:24For now twenty.
23:25We have Spider.
23:28Even money, ten shots I'm giving him.
23:31I'm taking a big risk here.
23:33Ten shots I'm giving him to make one ten thousand dollar bucket.
23:36If he makes it, it's fucking one to one.
23:43There's so many yips.
23:45It's endless yips.
23:46It should be double when first throw.
23:49Bullshit.
23:50First throw or last throw should be double.
23:52Bro, you're not going to hustle me.
23:53I'm already giving you ten shots.
23:55No pressure Spider.
23:56Shut the fuck up.
23:57Who was that, Ryan?
23:59It's the yips.
24:00He's got the yips.
24:01He's got the yips.
24:03Oh my god.
24:04It's so much.
24:05It's so easy.
24:06He just can't.
24:08He can't do it.
24:09He can't do it.
24:10Come on.
24:11The yips.
24:12He's got the yips.
24:13The closer he comes, the better off I am.
24:17See?
24:18Now he goes further away.
24:19Three more.
24:20Which you're probably getting eleven shots right now.
24:22Cause I'm a nice guy.
24:23I'm a nice guy.
24:24Two more.
24:25Two more.
24:26Two more.
24:27Two more.
24:28Two more.
24:29Two more.
24:30Now he goes further away.
24:31Three more.
24:32You're probably getting eleven shots right now.
24:33Cause I'm a nice guy.
24:34Two more.
24:35One more.
24:36One more.
24:37One more.
24:38One more.
24:39Two more.
24:40One more.
24:41Two more.
24:43Two more.
24:44Two more.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I think I just got taken because I think he made it on the eleven shot.
24:50I need you to go back and pull that footage.
24:51Listen.
24:52One more.
24:53One more.
24:55One more.
24:57One more.
24:58One more.
24:59One more.
25:00I'm a nice guy.
25:01One more.
25:02One more.
25:03One more.
25:04One more.
25:05So I'm getting 9 shots? 9 shots. 9. You get a full rack. A full rack. Like you're going through the ribs.
25:11So you use car sales. Like you're going to get ribs. A full rack sounds way better than 9. You get a full rack.
25:17This? Top right? Top right. It was over before it started. I know the sound.
25:26He's so worried. I know the sound. I don't want to watch. I know the sound.
25:31Yep, boy.
25:37Alright, last one.
25:41Alright, spider. Don't run away. Spider.
25:45For the whole 40. What do I got to do?
25:48You got to put up another 40. I'll give you 15 shots.
25:52To the top right.
25:54I don't think I have $40 cash on it. Then you can. Then you got to leave.
25:5815 shots. I got to get two of them in the top left.
26:03Two in the top left.
26:05Put the money down.
26:06What are we doing? We're gambling.
26:07Two top left.
26:08I'm counting these balls.
26:10One.
26:13One.
26:14Fourteen.
26:15What was the bet?
26:16What was the bet?
26:17Let's go.
26:18Fourteen more shots to make.
26:19Let's go.
26:20First one was in.
26:21Nervous.
26:22No, man. It's all family.
26:24He's one for one.
26:25Jesse.
26:26You think he's going to make one in 14?
26:31Three.
26:32Yes, baby.
26:34Four.
26:35Five.
26:38Six.
26:39Seven.
26:40It's easy.
26:42Eight.
26:43Nine.
26:44No chances.
26:46Ten.
26:47Four to go.
26:48Three to go.
26:49Three to go.
26:51Spider, I don't want that money.
26:52Two.
26:53Two to go.
26:54Spider, I do not want this money.
26:55I do not want this money.
26:56Give me some energy.
26:57Give me some energy in the kitchen.
26:58Come on, Spider.
26:59Let's go.
27:00Spider.
27:01Spider.
27:02Spider.
27:03Spider.
27:04Spider.
27:05One to go.
27:06One shot to go.
27:07You're right there.
27:08Get back in there.
27:09One shot to go.
27:10You're zoned in.
27:11That's the key.
27:12Repeat the motion.
27:15One shot.
27:16One shot.
27:19Shut up.
27:20Who's laughing?
27:21Just know.
27:22Shut up.
27:23Just know.
27:24He made the first one and then went 0 for 14.
27:27Pigeons born every minute.
27:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
27:34What?
27:35That was a temper tantrum.
27:37How's that a tantrum?
27:38That was a temper tantrum.
27:39He threw it.
27:41You saw it.
27:42You made three.
27:43Yeah.
27:44It was like.
27:45Yeah.
27:46I can't control it.
27:47You got to go lean.
27:48Yep.
27:49You got to go lean.
27:50You just got to.
27:55You have to hit nine of these in a row.
27:57Yeah.
27:58Over here.
27:59Nine in a row what?
28:00Making corn holes.
28:01Are you good?
28:02That's the only two ways you can get out.
28:04Yeah.
28:06That's the strat though.
28:07You're cooked, bud.
28:08We're absolutely dead.
28:09We're dead.
28:10We're dead.
28:11Yeah.
28:12See you tomorrow morning, Tate.
28:13Oh shit.
28:14I'll see you next week, Tate.
28:19Go Tate!
28:20Let's go Tate.
28:21Tate.
28:22To send us home, Tate.
28:29Yes!
28:30Yes!
28:31Let's go, David!
28:32Let's go!
28:33Yes!
28:34Let's go!
28:35Yes!
28:36Let's go!
28:37Oh my gosh!
28:38We did it!
28:39We did it!
28:40We did it!
28:41Look, we have cameras everywhere.
28:43This is for Viva TV.
28:44Yeah, it's different.
28:45You gotta get a different camera.
28:46I'm with him on that.
28:47Here, I got you.
28:48I'll do an alternate.
28:49For Mark TV?
28:51For Mark TV.
28:52I'm gonna film this historic moment.
28:55You're a Nazi.
28:56Nobody's focused on this.
28:57I think we can race the Samuelsons in college.
29:01Both Samuelsons?
29:02Honestly, yeah.
29:03Race the Samuelsons against each other?
29:04I don't know.
29:05What else we got?
29:06Quigley is the only other one that could be...
29:07We could throw Quigley on there.
29:08Utility.
29:09Or we could do the generic last name thing.
29:10We'd throw Vicki Johnson up there again.
29:12Do Stacey Dales.
29:14I think she played.
29:15She was a hooper.
29:16I don't think anybody is taking this seriously.
29:19How long does she play?
29:21History is here.
29:22We are at history's doorstep.
29:23Five years?
29:24And y'all are dicking around.
29:25Should Stacey Dales be a horse?
29:27Put it for...
29:2938 minutes?
29:31Can you do that?
29:32Yeah, do 38 minutes.
29:33Very slight lead over Carly Samuelson as Vicki Johnson is tailing behind now.
29:3815 seconds left.
29:39The other Samuelson way, way behind.
29:41Vicki Johnson's falling into fourth place.
29:43Oh my goodness.
29:44It's a neck and neck between Sims and Samuelson.
29:47Five seconds remaining.
29:48But here goes Vicki Johnson from the rear making a little push.
29:51No!
29:52It's Katie Lou Samuelson.
29:53I told you Brandon.
29:54I told you Brandon.
29:55Katie Lou Samuelson.
29:56As it should be.
29:57Professor Wrong Samuelson.
29:58The horses are just.
30:01Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in to Mostly Sports where we are about to decide our fate.
30:06With the WNBA Immaculate Grid.
30:08Connor Griffin here.
30:09Joined by Evan Basenko.
30:10Joined by TJ Hitchings.
30:11Joined by Mark Titus and Brandon Walker at the desk.
30:13It all comes down to this.
30:15Is it Katie Lou Samuelson?
30:17We shall see.
30:18TJ.
30:20Show me.
30:21Katie.
30:22Lou Samuelson.
30:23I told you.
30:24I told you.
30:25I told you.
30:26I told you.
30:27I told you.
30:28Yeah.
30:29Holy shit.
30:30Holy shit.
30:31Holy shit.
30:32Holy shit.
30:33Yes.
30:34Oh boy.
30:35Dude.
30:36What a moment.
30:37Anything is possible.
30:38Holy shit.
30:39Wow.
30:40Immaculate.
30:41Oh my god.
30:42Oh my god.
30:43Go recreate the Kobe photo.
30:44Oh my god.
30:45Oh my god.
30:46Oh my god.
30:47Holy shit.
30:48Nine for nine.
30:49Immaculate Grid boys.
30:50You tell me who's a bigger and better WNBA podcast than this one right here.
31:03I fucking love you guys man.
31:05I love you guys.
31:06Oh my god.
31:07Oh my god.
31:08Oh my god.
31:09Nine for nine.
31:10Immaculate Grid boys.
31:11You tell me who's a bigger and better WNBA podcast than this one right here.
31:16I fucking love you guys man.
31:18I love you guys so much.
31:19Oh my god.
31:202 years.
31:21Over 2 years now.
31:22We were on year 3 of doing this.
31:24I might even cry.
31:25We were gonna go forever.
31:28We were gonna go forever.
31:29I said Tams.
31:30Okay.
31:31Oh wow.
31:32The horses had options.
31:33Perfect.
31:34Perfect.
31:36Both Samuelsons.
31:37Both Samuelsons.
31:38Oh, my God.
31:39The only one that wasn't over there.
31:42That would have been awesome.
31:44Show me Vicki Johnson.
31:45The only one that wasn't over there was Vicki Johnson.
31:48Brandon, you know for content.
31:50She only played for two teams.
31:51If we would have put Vicki Johnson up there, got it wrong,
31:56and then learned that the other three options all would have worked,
32:00that would have been very funny.
32:02Oh, my God.
32:03I'm speechless, boys.
32:05We did it.
32:05I didn't think this would ever happen.
32:07Oh.
32:07This is like the end of the Truman Show where they're just watching.
32:11What's on the other channel now?
32:13Change the other channel, I guess.
32:14I mean, this might be the end.
32:17We could stick the dildo.
32:19Yeah.
32:19We still have the dildo.
32:28I can see the green.
32:29I can see there's a green circle on the door.
32:35I don't know if that's possible.
32:46A little harder, I think.
32:47Possibly.
32:50Oh, that one felt right.
32:52Didn't it?
32:52Did we have slow-mo that?
32:54It did.
32:54Can you slow-mo that?
32:56It rattled.
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