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00:00Everybody in the house, get in here!
00:02What do you want, Bowser?
00:04Yeah, Dad?
00:04Do you see this donut right here?
00:06I didn't know we had donuts!
00:07Junior, don't interrupt me! I was explaining something!
00:10God!
00:10Sorry, Dad.
00:11Shut up, Junior!
00:12Okay!
00:13Do you see this donut right here?
00:14Yeah.
00:15This is my very last donut.
00:16I don't want anybody to touch it, because I'm going to eat it!
00:19Why don't you eat it right now?
00:20Because I'm not hungry, Junior! I'll eat it when I'm ready!
00:23Oh, okay.
00:24God, look, I don't want anyone to touch this.
00:26This is my very last donut.
00:27So I want him to still be here when I'm ready to eat it, okay?
00:31Okay.
00:32Huh?
00:32Chef Pee Pee, I think I'm going to eat that donut.
00:34Junior, did you not just hear your dad?
00:36That's the last donut. He does not want you to eat it.
00:39Are you stupid?
00:40Chef Pee Pee, he ate the whole box.
00:41There's only one left that I think you should share.
00:43And I think by him telling us not to eat it, he secretly wants us to eat it.
00:46You know what? That's some brilliant logic right there, Junior.
00:49I can't even argue.
00:50Okay, then I'm going to eat it.
00:51But Junior, only if you want to get grounded.
00:53Grounded?
00:53Yes, you're going to get in trouble.
00:56Huh?
00:56Okay, fine, Chef Pee Pee.
00:57I won't eat the donut.
00:58I'll just hang out with you all day.
01:00What do you want to play?
01:00Video games?
01:01Checkers?
01:02Junior, what about this pink icing?
01:04Oh, I wonder what it tastes like.
01:06Me too.
01:06Is it strawberry?
01:08Strawberry.
01:08Cotton candy?
01:09Cotton candy.
01:10Oh, maybe it's bubblegum, Junior.
01:12That can't make it taste like bubblegum.
01:13We don't know, Junior.
01:14We can't be for sure.
01:16It's a mystery, dude.
01:17I'm going to try it.
01:18Wait, no, Junior.
01:19You can't try it.
01:20That's your dad's last donut.
01:22I want to know what it tastes like.
01:23Wait, look at that yellow icing.
01:25What could it be?
01:26Oh, is it mustard?
01:27They would not put mustard on a donut.
01:29Junior, we can't be for sure right now.
01:31We can't try it.
01:33I want to try it so bad.
01:34Okay, Chef Pee Pee.
01:35Should I try it?
01:35Yes or no?
01:36Junior, I'm not going to say yes,
01:38and I'm not going to say no.
01:39I'm just going to say live your life, baby.
01:41Live your life.
01:42Live your beautiful life.
01:45You know what?
01:46Here's a napkin.
01:47Just in case you make a mess.
01:48Okay, I feel you, Chef Pee Pee Pee.
01:51I'll live my life.
01:52I'll live my beautiful life.
01:56Now I get to lay back and watch the world fall apart.
02:00Chef Pee Pee, Chef Pee Pee, I did what you said.
02:01I live my life and I ate the donut.
02:03And the icing tastes like strawberry, not bubblegum.
02:05And that yellow stuff was not mustard.
02:06It was like lemon flavored icing.
02:07Oh, Junior, you're so beautiful.
02:11You beautiful idiot.
02:12What are you going to do when your dad finds out?
02:14Well, hopefully he won't find out.
02:16Everybody get in the kitchen right now.
02:18Uh-oh.
02:19Junior, let's go and see what your dad wants.
02:21Do you think he found out about the donut?
02:22No, Junior, you good.
02:24You good.
02:24Let's go and see what your dad wants.
02:26Okay.
02:27Yes, Bowser?
02:28Yeah, Dad?
02:28Someone ate my donut.
02:30I told you I wanted to eat the last donut.
02:32So you're going to tell me who actually ate it.
02:35Well, Bowser, I think you know who actually ate your donut.
02:39Chevy, why's your neck twitching?
02:40Junior, did you eat my donut?
02:41No.
02:42Okay, so you both want to lie to me right now?
02:44Okay.
02:45I want you both to puke right in front of me so I can see the donut chunks in your puke.
02:49Well, Bowser, I'm not going to puke right in front of you.
02:52There's pink icing on Junior's face.
02:54And there's pink icing on your donut.
02:55Put two and two together.
02:56I didn't do it.
02:57Junior did it.
02:58Wait, why would you have to snitch, Chef Pee Pee?
03:00Okay, so you did it, Junior?
03:01No, I did not eat your donut, Dad.
03:04You know what?
03:04I guess I'll never find out who ate my cotton candy flavored donut.
03:08It tastes like strawberry, not cotton candy, Dad.
03:10I knew you ate it, Junior.
03:12Oh, yeah, you're in trouble now.
03:14Come with me, Junior.
03:15Oh, Chef Pee Pee.
03:17I knew it.
03:19Junior, you're grounded.
03:20Give me your phone.
03:21My phone?
03:22Oh, yeah.
03:23You're not going to have your phone for a whole month.
03:25Not even your toys.
03:26What?
03:26My toys?
03:27Oh, yeah, you don't need them.
03:28You're going to be in this room.
03:29And I better not see you leave it at all.
03:31Oh, okay, Dad.
03:32I won't leave the room.
03:34No toys.
03:35No phone.
03:36I have to stay in my stupid room.
03:39What's that sound?
03:41Hey, dude.
03:42Joseph.
03:43Hey, dude.
03:43Let me in.
03:44Okay, hold on.
03:45Let me open the window.
03:47Joseph, how did you get up here?
03:48Did you climb?
03:49Yeah, dude.
03:49I climb here all the time to watch you sleep.
03:51Oh, what are you doing here?
03:53Dude, I want to hang out.
03:54I can't hang out, Joseph.
03:55I'm grounded.
03:56My dad took my phone, all my toys, and he said I have to stay in my room.
03:59Oh, dude.
04:00That sucks.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Hey, do you want to sneak out?
04:02Sneak out?
04:03Yeah, dude.
04:04Let's go and ding-dong ditch some houses.
04:06That sounds so fun, but I'm grounded.
04:08If my dad sees me out of my room, I'll be super grounded, but I don't think he's going
04:12to come check on me.
04:12Yeah, I'm going to sneak out.
04:13Let's go hang out.
04:14Yeah, come on, dude.
04:16Oh, man.
04:16I can't believe I'm sneaking out.
04:18Good job, Joseph.
04:19Here's your cash.
04:20Thanks, Junior's dad.
04:21What's going on?
04:22I paid your friend to see if you were going to sneak out, and you're dead.
04:25Now you're more grounded, Junior.
04:27Well, Joseph, why would you do this?
04:29Dude, I needed the cash.
04:30I haven't eaten in weeks.
04:32Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
04:34Oh, dad.
04:34Come on.
04:35Now it's time to go back in the house.
04:37Junior, I don't even know what I'm going to do with you now.
04:40I'm taking your phone, I'm taking your toys, and you still want to get in trouble.
04:44You know what?
04:45There's only one thing I can take now.
04:46What is that?
04:47Get out.
04:48What?
04:49Get out of your room.
04:50I'm taking your room.
04:51My room?
04:52Yeah, I need this room now.
04:53Get out.
04:54But you already have a room.
04:54Well, now I have two, Junior.
04:57Where am I going to sleep?
04:58Go and sleep on the couch where losers sleep, like Chef PP.
05:01On the couch?
05:02I want to sleep in my bed, though.
05:04Well, you're not going to sleep in your bed.
05:06It's my bed now, loser.
05:10Okay.
05:10Yeah.
05:12I actually like this bed.
05:14Three, two, one.
05:17Ah, Chef PP.
05:19What do you want, Junior?
05:20My dad grounded me.
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:22I can hear the yelling.
05:23He took away my phone.
05:25Uh-huh.
05:25He took away my toys.
05:26Uh-huh.
05:27And then he kicked me out of my room.
05:28Oh, that's new.
05:29Yeah.
05:30And he said I have to sleep on the couch with you.
05:32What?
05:33No, no, no.
05:33No way.
05:34You can't sleep on the couch with me.
05:35There's three other couches.
05:36Sleep on the red one.
05:37Well, my dad said I have to sleep on the couch with you.
05:40And I like to cuddle.
05:41No, no.
05:41There's no cuddling, Junior.
05:42I'm laying here by myself.
05:44Well, my dad said I have to sleep on the couch with you.
05:46And I'm going to listen to what my dad said.
05:48So I'm sleeping on the couch on whatever you sleep on.
05:50God.
05:50Look, just don't look at me.
05:53Oh, I want some cover.
05:57Guess I'm sleeping without covers tonight.
06:00Um, Chef PP?
06:02What?
06:03Um, can you read me a bedtime story?
06:06No, no.
06:07I'm not reading you a bedtime story, Junior.
06:09Shut up!
06:11Um, Chef PP?
06:13What, Junior?
06:14What?
06:15What if stars don't exist?
06:17What if they're just airplanes that got stuck in the air because they ran out of gas?
06:22You know what?
06:23I'm going to talk to your dad.
06:24I can't do this.
06:25Bowser!
06:27Junior said that you grounded him, took his room, and now he has to sleep on the couch with
06:30me.
06:31Well, yeah.
06:32Well, that has to change, Bowser.
06:34Your son is annoying and he's ugly.
06:36I can't sleep with him.
06:37Well, I'm not giving him his room back.
06:39Oh, Bowser, can I have his room then?
06:41No, I like this room.
06:43Well, can I have your old room?
06:45No, I like that room too.
06:47Oh, come on, Bowser.
06:48This isn't fair.
06:50Well, Chef PP, it looks like you just want your own bed.
06:53So if you can make sure that you watch Junior and he doesn't escape out of his room, I can't
06:58make sure you get a bed.
07:00Really?
07:00Oh, this sounds like a deal, Bowser.
07:02Okay, that's a deal then.
07:06Junior!
07:07Buddy!
07:08What's going on?
07:11Chef PP, why are you so happy?
07:13Well, it looks like I'm about to get my own bed, Junior.
07:16You're going to get your own bed and not me?
07:17Mm-hmm.
07:18Well, why?
07:19It's because I've been a good boy and I don't eat other people's donuts and go sneaking
07:23out of the house.
07:24Oh, I want my bed back.
07:27Look, Junior.
07:28Let me teach you something.
07:30You can't be sneaking outside of the house.
07:31You don't know what's dangerous out there.
07:33Anything could be waiting on you.
07:35Like what?
07:35Uh, Godzilla could pop up and eat you.
07:38I thought he was in Japan.
07:39Well, he comes to Florida all the time on vacation.
07:42He does?
07:43Mm-hmm.
07:44Or the earthquake could open up and you fall in a hole.
07:47It just, you stay there forever.
07:49Oh, I don't want that to happen.
07:50Yep, so you better not sneak out ever again.
07:52Shut up, baby.
07:53Your room's ready.
07:55It looks like my bed's ready, Junior.
07:57I want you to see it.
07:58Come on.
07:59Okay.
08:00All right, guys.
08:01Here's your new bed.
08:02Whoa.
08:03Wait, Bowser.
08:04I didn't want bunk beds.
08:05I wanted my own bed.
08:07Well, you got one.
08:08It's the bottom bunk with the pink sheets because you wine like a little girl.
08:12No, Bowser.
08:13I'm not sleeping in the same room with Junior.
08:15Oh, yes, you are.
08:16Look, we agreed as long as you watch Junior and make sure he doesn't sneak out,
08:20then I will get you a bed.
08:22And I got you one.
08:23So be grateful.
08:24A lot of people have to sleep on couches.
08:27Oh, come on.
08:31Whoa, Chef PeePee.
08:32This is the coolest bed ever.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:34It's Thomas.
08:35I love it, Chef PeePee.
08:36Don't you love it?
08:37Kill me, please.
08:38Right now, please.
08:40Oh, I'm so high up.
08:42Oh, Chef PeePee, can I touch the ceiling fan?
08:44You know what?
08:45Go for it, Junior.
08:46Go for it.
08:47Go, Junior, go.
08:48Go, Junior, go.
08:50Okay, hold on.
08:50Before I touch it, I'm going to throw this ball at it.
08:54Junior, stop throwing stuff.
08:55You're going to break the fan and then it's going to be hot in here and sweaty.
08:58Oh, my gosh, Chef PeePee.
08:59It's so cool.
09:00Don't you love that we're sharing a bed together?
09:02No.
09:04Oh, well, anyway, good night, Chef PeePee.
09:06I'll see you in the morning.
09:08Good night, Junior.
09:11Oh, Chef PeePee?
09:12What, Junior?
09:13Oh, Junior?
09:14Oh, I forgot.
09:17Go to sleep, Junior.
09:19Okay.
09:20This bed is so squeaky.
09:25Junior, what are you doing?
09:27Oh, jumping on the bed.
09:28For what?
09:29Oh, I don't know.
09:30You're not a monkey.
09:31Well, I like jumping on the bed.
09:33It's dark, Junior.
09:34Go to sleep.
09:35Please.
09:37Okay.
09:38Go to sleep.
09:41Hey, Chef PeePee.
09:42Do you know what?
09:45I love you.
09:50Okay.
09:51We'll work on that.
09:52Okay.
09:52We'll work on that.