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00:12Remind me again why it's my job to paint the windowsills.
00:15We've got a business to run.
00:16Because you've got to paint the rent somehow?
00:18Oh, don't worry. It's time for it to run out.
00:20Oh, mother, please.
00:21It's bad enough watching you two mooning over your cornflakes.
00:23No, no, no, Harvey, you can't just slap it on willingly.
00:25You've got to wash the paintwork down first with soapy water.
00:27Yeah, I've done this before, Ian.
00:29You could have fooled me.
00:31Oh.
00:32Yeah, look, I know I can't just talk to him.
00:34All right, yes, I know it's a detention centre.
00:37I just want you to get a message to him, that's all.
00:40Just tell him that I'm sorting out a place for when he gets out and...
00:44and that I love him.
00:46All right?
00:47That's in a bad way.
00:49Not as bad as Vicky looks after what his son did to her.
00:52What exactly?
00:53He was told to attack Vicky, not Ross.
00:56He was just, you know, protecting his son.
00:58Well, he failed, didn't he, Harvey?
01:00Because if he had it done, Vicky wouldn't have had seven bells beaten out of her.
01:03It's never that sin, obviously.
01:04Hasn't it?
01:05Well, it looks pretty simple to me.
01:07Oh.
01:08Oh.
01:09Hey.
01:10How's that?
01:11It's a shame we can't get no ventilation in here.
01:12Oh.
01:13Oh.
01:14Well, hey.
01:15How's that?
01:16It's a shame we can't get no ventilation in here.
01:17Oh.
01:18Oh, that man treating you well.
01:19Yeah, man.
01:20Man?
01:21What, you've forgotten already?
01:23What?
01:24Hey.
01:25Tell me I can't get no ventilation in here.
01:38Our men are treating you well.
01:40Yeah, men.
01:42Yeah?
01:43What, you forgotten already?
01:45It was like the idea going to your brain in make you weak.
01:49Ravi's gone.
01:50Mm-hmm. I'm in charge, yeah?
01:53You're a joke.
01:54Mm... Gina don't seem to think so.
01:57Huh?
01:58Yeah, she's been out all night texting me.
02:01What's it? I...
02:03Meet you at the Vic at 1.
02:06She loves putting them heart emotions as well, don't she?
02:09Stay away from her.
02:10What I'm gonna...
02:12Oh!
02:13The strong survive and the weak waste away to...
02:17Something like that.
02:20Mm-hmm.
02:21Natural selection though, innit?
02:23Anyways...
02:26Got a sprint.
02:28Don't wanna keep her waiting.
02:30Oh, no.
02:32You don't worry about Gina, yeah?
02:35You leave her to me.
02:37Keep your dirty hands off her.
02:39Shh!
02:50No, no. It needs to be in Wolfe. I need to be near my boy.
03:02Yeah. Yeah, thanks for nothing.
03:07Hey.
03:08Hey, don't stop on my account.
03:09I wanna watch Kathy don't catch you talking to me.
03:13I remember when Aaron was a kid.
03:14Used to take me and watch Spurs play.
03:16His face when they scored.
03:17I remember when Aaron was a kid.
03:18Used to take me and watch Spurs play.
03:22His face when they scored.
03:26You know, that joy...
03:29That's you talking to me.
03:36I remember when Aaron was a kid.
03:39He used to take me and watch Spurs play.
03:44His face when they scored.
03:48That joy.
03:50Like he was low in. I wish I was stuck at a ball then.
03:56And then...
03:59He was gone.
04:03And I try to remember the exact moment when I lost him.
04:06I play it over and over in my head.
04:09And then I do...
04:12It makes me so angry.
04:14So hateful.
04:20Anyway, mate, you, er...
04:22You must be exhausted.
04:25You don't know what way's up right now, but...
04:27You know, once the dust has settled and you've found your feet...
04:33There's a fat chance of that.
04:36There's no flats going and...
04:37And right now, me bed's a bench in the symphony yard.
04:45Well then come and stay with us.
04:47At least for a few days.
04:48Kathy's not gonna want me anywhere near here, mate.
04:52Yeah.
04:54She's angry, but she's not unreasonable.
04:57I will swear it.
04:58I don't know what to say.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Get your stuff.
05:08Come on.
05:09Oh, hiya.
05:10Oh, hi.
05:11How is everything?
05:12Yeah.
05:13He's having a good day today.
05:14Thanks for yesterday.
05:15Um, can I make it up to you?
05:16Oh, it's no need.
05:17No, I'd like to.
05:18Can I meet you down the vic later?
05:19Yep.
05:20Okay, lovely.
05:21Great.
05:22Text you.
05:23Okay.
05:24You're a very lucky boy.
05:25Just spoke to Lauren.
05:26She says she can get nine grand for the Morris.
05:28You're kidding.
05:29Well, she said eight, but...
05:30I know we can get her up.
05:31Result, eh?
05:32Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:36Oh.
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05:46Oh.
05:47Oh.
05:48Oh.
05:49Oh.
05:50Oh.
05:51Oh.
05:52Oh, what?
05:53You're joking.
05:54What's happened now?
05:55The end of my career.
05:56That is what has happened.
05:57So, yesterday in the Albert, I wrote a draft business proposal telling my clients that
06:03I was going to leave the firm and to come in on my own setup.
06:05Well, when was all this?
06:07When we were three sheets to the wind.
06:09Well, it was just a draft, though, right?
06:11I must have pressed send in to the safe.
06:12It went to all my contacts, including my boss.
06:15He wants me in the office, and I'm already on my fire warning.
06:18I was thinking of asking Jazz on a proper date.
06:22Maybe cinema?
06:25Top ten rom-coms of all time.
06:28Which do you think she liked the most?
06:32Hello.
06:33Who, maestro?
06:34Sorry.
06:35Hmm?
06:36I was just, um, thinking about the old car in a freedom open road.
06:43Might have that ever again.
06:46Mm-mm.
06:48But, they haven't taken your licence away yet, have they?
06:52What do you reckon?
06:54One last spin.
06:58Look, Ross wouldn't dare show his face round here.
07:00And if he does, he'll get my still letter on his bribe.
07:03There you go.
07:04Thanks, Kel.
07:05How'd you get on?
07:06All arranged.
07:07What's arranged?
07:10We're taking him away for a few days.
07:13Mm-hmm.
07:15Mm-hmm.
07:18The Lake District.
07:22You could have asked me.
07:25Look.
07:26Being in the house where it happened, it's...
07:29It's not gonna help you heal, darling.
07:31Yeah.
07:32A few days away, a bit of fresh air.
07:33Do us all the world a good.
07:35I wonder where he slept last night.
07:38It's not your problem, darling.
07:42I can't just switch off my feelings.
07:44Vicky, you have been dealing with this for months.
07:47By the time you started looking after number one.
07:49You need this, Vicky.
07:51By the time we get back, Ross and that son of his will be long gone.
07:55What do you say?
07:58Come here.
07:59Here, Nan.
08:03Cheers.
08:04Yes, Tommy.
08:05It's gonna take time, innit?
08:06It's bound to be talk of the square.
08:08He told me that Joe was assaulting women,
08:11filming it and posting it.
08:13Sick.
08:14Yeah, it is sick.
08:15It's a shame it took a woman getting beaten to a pulp for Tommy to speak up.
08:19Put 50p in your slot.
08:21That Ross knew exactly what his son was doing
08:23and he did nothing about it.
08:25My Tommy's no saint, but he ain't to blame for what that Joe did.
08:28Sure.
08:29If he was to blame, the old Bill would have arrested him.
08:32So before you open your gob again, make sure you get your facts right.
08:39Oh, where's your action man? You're usually joined at the Ips.
08:42Oh, well, he's gone AWOMO, ain't he? Not that he's missed.
08:45Takes after his granddad.
08:46Stevie had his wicked way with me and then run to the hills.
08:50Well, that's not my problem anymore.
08:52Cheers, though.
08:53I was married to a Mitchell and taken from me.
08:55You could do better.
08:56Thanks.
08:58Oh, man, you look amazing.
09:01Thanks.
09:04Right, I'll have your finest bottle of shampoos and a lemonade.
09:08Ooh, big spender. I like your style.
09:11Yeah, I'll just have a bottle of beer, though. Thanks, Cat.
09:13All right, man.
09:14Okay, I'll have your finest beer and a lemonade.
09:16All right.
09:17I'll go grab us a table. I'll come over, yeah?
09:20All right.
09:24Now, this silt is made of stuff. This silt is made of wood.
09:27Yeah, I'm not blinding it.
09:28And because it is made of wood, right, you need to sand out any imperfections, okay?
09:33Then you apply the primer, and then you apply two coats of paint.
09:37In the time it's taken to explain it, I could have done it.
09:39Oh.
09:40Look, Ian. I, um, I had a chat with Ross earlier.
09:45Yeah, well, I'm surprised he's still around.
09:47Yeah, well, he's vulnerable. You know, he needs support.
09:50Support?
09:52What's in Vicky's face?
09:54Look, Joel's not the first kid to go off the rails.
09:57Are you? Ooh. Still hard at it.
09:59Oh, I thought you was, uh, out for the day.
10:02No, change of plan. We're taking Vicky to the lakes for a few days, you know, for a breather.
10:07Sharon's out getting bits.
10:10Right, well, can't you get bits of the lakes? I mean, we'll get a move on that.
10:15Slow down, Harvey. What, you trying to get rid of us?
10:21What the hell are you doing here?
10:24What are you doing?
10:31Oh, no, no, no. Say you didn't.
10:33Well, I just thought, I mean, especially as he's gonna be away for a few days.
10:36Well, you thought wrong, okay? I don't want you anywhere near my family, all right?
10:40So, look, just...
10:41So take your rubbish and get lost, all right?
10:44Oh, Ian, there's no need for that.
10:45I don't want to leave you or your son anywhere near Wolford.
10:47You want to watch your mouth.
10:49You only make it worse.
10:51And this has got nothing to do with you.
10:53Yeah.
11:00Okay. Please.
11:02Don't even think about it.
11:04How many of you are dads?
11:16Our parents.
11:21And how many of your sons have got a mobile?
11:23What?
11:24Or a laptop.
11:29Do you know what they're watching right now?
11:32Do you?
11:33I mean, one minute, you're teaching them how to ride a bike, and that's scary enough, but, you know, you can't wrap them in cotton wool forever, can you?
11:46And then the next thing, you've got this twisted freak in their ear, filling their head with all this crap about what it takes to be a real man.
11:59And then my boy did some terrible things.
12:02And I want to get my hands around his neck and I want to throttle him.
12:05And I want to ask him, how could you have been so stupid?
12:08But I turned him in.
12:16I shot my home son to the police.
12:18I handed him his laptop with all that vile stuff on it.
12:26But apparently that ain't enough of you lot.
12:30Yeah, you can light him off, turn your back on him.
12:35No, I can't blame you for that.
12:36But what would you do?
12:44Eh?
12:47What would you do if this was happening to your family?
12:56I did everything I could.
13:01I can't give up on Joel.
13:06Yeah, yeah.
13:07You all right, Ross?
13:09You did everything you could.
13:11For him.
13:12Oh, Kathy.
13:13No, no.
13:14But you did nothing to protect the women he abused.
13:18And you knew what your son was up to for months.
13:22You knew it, and you kept it to yourself.
13:26And now, all those women, they have to live with what your son did to them.
13:32So whatever you did, Ross,
13:35it weren't enough.
13:36Come on, Kath.
13:37That's enough now.
13:38Let's go. Let's go.
13:39Not off.
13:45You're not setting one foot inside my house.
13:48Just...
13:49Just leave.
13:51What's the point?
13:53It's always right.
13:54I am perfect.
14:12Jasmine, okay, hear me out.
14:14I was thinking we could do a date.
14:16Like, old school.
14:18I'm listening.
14:19There was a season of old classic rom-coms at the picture house.
14:21I was thinking pretty woman.
14:23Richard Gere.
14:25God broke the mold when he made that man.
14:27What, the one about the sex worker and the millionaire?
14:29Yeah, it's romantic.
14:30I could watch it on repeat.
14:32It ain't ginger ruining it.
14:34Well, it looks like you've got yourself a date.
14:37Shit.
14:39You know, I grew up in Marbella.
14:41My mum and dad ran a bar, so we helped out.
14:43It's been a while, didn't it?
14:45We've got tattoos to prove it.
14:47Hi, yeah. Where?
14:50Oh, come on, you've got to show me now.
14:51No, no, this is a family-friendly bar, thank you.
14:54Alright, nah, yeah, I get that vibe.
14:56Hey, listen, next day I'm taking you out west.
14:59What, the next date?
15:01Yeah.
15:03Dinner, rooftop bar, members club, you know, the finest.
15:07Alright, well, I've shown you mine, so now you've got to show me yours.
15:11You ain't show me nothing yet.
15:13I met my family.
15:15You ain't nothing to sell.
15:18No, mum.
15:20Dad, brothers, sisters.
15:24Okay, so this is just a one-way thing, is it?
15:29Where I'm kind of...
15:31I'm kind of done with the silent, moody type.
15:32So...
15:37Well, I...
15:38didn't really know my pops until I was nine, so...
15:43Mum says he was never any good, but...
15:46When I did meet him...
15:48That guy demanded respect, you know.
15:51He showed me off to everyone.
15:54Spore me as well, bought me trainers, clothes, you know.
15:58Treat me like a king.
16:05He died when I was 14.
16:09The world on road is he got stabbed with his own knife in some petty scuffle.
16:14And after that, mum just, erm...
16:20She just snapped.
16:25Got missing for days on end.
16:30Left me and my brother to take care of our little sisters' ride by ourselves.
16:35No love.
16:43No help.
16:48I'm really sorry that happened to you.
16:56Got out, though.
16:58Survived.
17:00The sun's blazing down on me now, though, eh?
17:05Yep.
17:07Yeah, it is.
17:09Come on!
17:11Come on, please!
17:12Let's sit!
17:13.
17:39Hey.
17:41How's Vicky?
17:42Care about Vicky now, do you?
17:44Of course I do.
17:46I'll be like that.
17:47Oh, is that why you invite that man into our house?
17:49Look, I can care about Vicky and Ross at the same time, can't I?
17:52And did you really have to call him out like that in front of everyone?
17:56Do you know what? I think it's a good job I'm going away.
17:59Before me and you fall out.
18:01You're, uh...
18:03You're staying in my house, aren't you? Don't forget that.
18:05I'll wind it in, will you?
18:07Ross ain't the one that's banged up, is he?
18:09Well, Joe ought to get it from somewhere.
18:11I mean, it's bad gene pool if you ask me. I mean, Vicky is well shot.
18:14Didn't you protect Bobby?
18:16I mean, despite everything he'd done, you hid the truth from everyone.
18:19Right, because deep down inside you knew there was good in him.
18:22I've done the same with Aaron, but...
18:24Here we are, and we get to...
18:26to argue about painting a window,
18:28so we get to have a pint with our community while Ross is in the gutter.
18:31Aren't we lucky?
18:33Yeah, I'm going to the Vic. You can do the last coat.
18:36Uh, I've got your text. You ready?
18:42Uh, ready for what?
18:45We were going to... Oh, mate!
18:48You been turned over?
18:50No. I'm looking for something.
18:52Looking for what?
18:55Could it be the car keys? One last spin, remember?
18:58Car keys.
18:59Yes.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Oh.
19:02Look at this mess.
19:03Ah.
19:04It's okay?
19:05No, it's not, though, is it?
19:06What's Julie going to think?
19:08Okay, well, you, er...
19:10Uh...
19:17Sit there.
19:20Julie always wanted to go to India.
19:23See the Taj Mahal.
19:25We've been saving for years, but then...
19:28Nigel, you told me this yesterday, remember?
19:31Right.
19:34I'm back!
19:36Oh, God! I'm exhausted.
19:38I've got you those brandies that you...
19:41Oh, my...
19:46It's okay.
19:47Nigel was looking for something and got a bit carried away.
19:49Car keys?
19:50I was going to take the car for one last spin.
19:52No.
19:53No.
19:54He was just going to show me the engine.
19:56Nigel.
19:57Nigel.
19:58You can't drive.
19:59You know that.
20:04I keep hold of them.
20:06See?
20:07I've told you that.
20:08Yeah, I'm...
20:09I'm sorry.
20:12Right.
20:14Never mind.
20:16Let's get this place tied it up, then, shall we?
20:18No!
20:19We'll sort it.
20:20Right, Nigel?
20:21Yeah!
20:22You sit...
20:23The...
20:26Goodness.
20:27I'm supposed to be meeting Jean.
20:30So, go!
20:34Okay.
20:46What was I supposed to do?
20:48I've been raising him on my own.
20:50Yeah.
20:51No.
20:52I know exactly what you meant.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Cheers for the support.
20:55Means a lot.
20:56Are you okay?
20:57Oh, well, you're concerned now, are you?
20:59Yeah.
21:00I saw you gulping earlier.
21:02Enjoy the shows, yeah?
21:04Of course not.
21:05I'm just concerned.
21:06Oh, just do one, mate.
21:07Sorry.
21:08That hurt your feelings.
21:13So...
21:15Where are you now?
21:16Oh, do you know what?
21:17I'm actually...
21:18I'm kind of beat.
21:20Well...
21:21Like I said...
21:22Harry's a fool.
21:24If I had a girl like you, I'd never let her go.
21:33Johnny!
21:34You heard anything?
21:35Oh, he's heard all right.
21:36Yep.
21:37Sacked.
21:38With immediate effect, gross misconduct, and...
21:40Zero chance of her efforts.
21:42They're joking.
21:43I am so sorry.
21:44Yeah.
21:45All those years of graph down the drain.
21:46Don't worry, darling.
21:47Some people turn up.
21:48And in the meantime, you can help with the boutique hotel.
21:51Fantastic.
21:54Yeah, I mean, he's a nice guy.
21:57But...
21:59But he said Harry's a fool.
22:02I mean, I know he ain't.
22:03He chased me for months, and...
22:06In Brighton, like, we got really close.
22:08It wasn't just like a fling.
22:11Gina.
22:13I'm sorry, but this is textbook ghosting.
22:16No, no, it ain't.
22:17I know ghosting, and this isn't it.
22:21Something's off.
22:25Okay.
22:27Right.
22:29Ready?
22:32Watch this.
22:33Julie.
22:34Julie.
22:36Um...
22:38My way of apology for earlier.
22:41Indian takeaway.
22:43Well, I've...
22:45Just got on that for me, didn't it?
22:46Yeah, no.
22:47It's, um...
22:49It's a taster...
22:51...for our trip to India.
22:56And what?
22:57You've had to put up with a lot from me.
23:00So, um...
23:02I wanted you to have something to look forward to.
23:06Um...
23:08Because I love you.
23:10And you deserve it.
23:12So I'm selling a car, and it's time to turn our dream into reality.
23:18Delhi, Jaipur, Agra.
23:22The Corden Track.
23:25Oh, really?
23:26Really?
23:28And before our real trip to India, I thought I'd give you a taste of India.
23:34Oh, God.
23:36Oh, you big softy.
23:39So you're both going to India?
23:42Of course we're both going to India.
23:44Thank you, you're so thoughtful.
23:47It all gets cold.
23:56He can hardly find his way to Stratford on the 108.
24:00How's he going to get to bleed in India?
24:05What, so is that your side hustle, yeah?
24:07Reconnecting pensions.
24:08You don't fool me, Jasmine.
24:09I see you.
24:10I knew you were a sucker for romance, Rhea.
24:12I don't have to prove myself much more to get to your home.
24:14Oh, is that right?
24:15Yeah.
24:16Maybe.
24:17Anyway, I guess asking you to see a film about a hooker...
24:21Sex worker.
24:22Sex worker wasn't a great move, but...
24:26How come?
24:27Really?
24:28Yeah, sure.
24:30Pretty women.
24:31But I'm paying.
24:33I'm a modern man.
24:34I have absolutely no issues with that.
24:35And, why thank you, Lucas.
24:37shall I get off.
24:39I have absolutely no issues with this bike.
24:40One pound and old seat, and I'll be on the line.
24:43One pound and pain.
24:44One pound and pain.
24:46Ah!
24:47Ah!
24:48What?
24:49Come on, mate.
24:50Shut up.
24:51No, no, no, I'm alright.
24:52Come on, mate.
24:53He's wasted.
24:54It's fine, it's fine.
24:56That cat looks nasty.
24:58Come on, let's have you up. Come on, mate.
25:00Nice to meet you.
25:02I'm up.
25:20You never told me how funny Gina is.
25:24Got pretty wild.
25:26Mm.
25:28She can handle her booze as well.
25:32But you know,
25:34my favourite bit of the date was...
25:38was tracing my finger
25:40along her tattoo.
25:42Oh, man, she was, uh...
25:44She was quivering.
25:46I think that's her sweet spot.
25:48Mm.
25:50I swear...
25:52I'm gonna kill you.
25:56Nah.
25:58Nah, I don't think you...
26:00Look at me.
26:02No one's coming for you.
26:04Hmm?
26:06Not your family.
26:08Not Gina.
26:10Not Gina.
26:12Not Gina.
26:14No one's gonna miss you when you're gone.
26:16Hmm?
26:18Not Gina.
26:20Not Gina.
26:22Not Gina.
26:24No one's gonna miss you when you're gone.
26:26Not me.
26:28Not Gina.
26:30Not Gina.
26:32Not Gina.
26:34Not Gina.
26:36Not Gina.
26:38Sharon's just dropping Albie at Zach, she won't, you know.
26:51Yeah, he likes looking after Albie.
26:53He's a good bloke.
26:56Listen, I'm sorry about earlier, all right?
26:58But you've got to stop feeling guilty about Ross.
27:01He can look after himself.
27:02Yeah, let's just get going, eh?
27:04In you get.
27:08Er, just give me a minute, all right?
27:19Ah, no, you have got to be joking.
27:23I've done it, Paul Stark.
27:24It was covered in all sorts.
27:25Yeah, well, I can see that.
27:27He's taken care of, Kath.
27:29If anything happens to him, what's that going to do at looking?
27:32Oh, nice try, Harvey.
27:33But he ain't staying here, he ain't.
27:34Mum, he is.
27:35What, what, after everything he's done?
27:38He's hit rock bottom, okay?
27:41Look, I know what it's like.
27:42I've been there.
27:44You both have.
27:49Come on, Kath.
27:51We missed the train.
27:53You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
27:56You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
27:58You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
27:59You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:00You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:01You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:02You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:03You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:04You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:05You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:06You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:07You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:08You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:09You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:10You better pray that Sharon and Vicky don't find out.
28:11You
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