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00:01Let's wake it up.
00:03You ever seen Malignant?
00:04You ever seen Malignant?
00:05What's this called me?
00:13Malignant?
00:14Malignant.
00:18So I didn't see Malignant, but...
00:21What up, my Malignant?
00:23Malignant?
00:24Malignant?
00:25Malignant.
00:26Malignant.
00:27Malignant.
00:28Malignant.
00:29Malignant.
00:30It has Susie's nose, Crystal's lips, and Jules's chin.
00:38That's crazy.
00:40That's crazy.
00:41Oh my God.
00:42I would never speak L on my sisters like that.
00:44I would.
00:45I love to speak one of them.
00:46You would, and you would do it online.
00:47That way.
00:48Chronically online.
00:49Exactly.
00:53Took us a minute, but we got there.
00:55Yeah.
00:56What would you consider the qualifications of being chronically online?
01:00I think having notifications on, first of all.
01:03Well.
01:04Bother me up and call me a time.
01:06It's different, no.
01:07This is all, like, not considering you because your work is online.
01:10Like, what we do is very, like, online.
01:12It's about social media, you know?
01:14So I feel like we're kind of exempt from this in a way.
01:16Yeah.
01:17What is your screen time per day?
01:18Do you know what your screen time is?
01:19I know what mine is.
01:20I could check it right now.
01:21Check it, because I know mine by heart.
01:22Huh.
01:23Okay.
01:24So her daily average.
01:25Her daily.
01:26Should I get my phone?
01:27Sure.
01:28Let's see.
01:29Let's get it.
01:30Mine's is much lower than you used to be.
01:31So wait.
01:32Mine is, really?
01:33My screen time daily average is only nine hours.
01:36Only?
01:37I used to literally update and see how many followers I get.
01:40I used to just like.
01:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:42Used to?
01:43So where's the eight hours coming from?
01:44Where's the seven hours coming from?
01:45I'm texting you.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Oh, yeah.
01:49I got you.
01:50I got you nasty.
01:51I got you nasty.
01:52Oh, I used to be like 13.
01:54Like, it was like, and then went between like 12 and like 15 hours.
01:58Oh my god.
02:02Did you just cough out a fly?
02:03Did you see that?
02:04Oh.
02:05Oh.
02:06She was in there, honey.
02:07She was in there, honey.
02:08She was in there, honey.
02:09No, I'm good.
02:10Okay, so the difference between millennials on social media versus Gen Z on social media,
02:14versus even boomers on social media.
02:15So the difference between me on social media and Lexi and Ariana on social media.
02:18Kind of.
02:19Kind of.
02:20Oh my god.
02:21I think that there's a certain sense of humor.
02:24Like, to be cringe is to be free with millennials.
02:26And I like that.
02:27I really appreciate it.
02:28I think it's sickening.
02:29I hate it.
02:30I hate it.
02:31I feel as though, I'm not saying there's an age range for when you should be online.
02:35But millennials need to get off.
02:38Like, they need to get off.
02:40They be crazy.
02:41No, I know.
02:42Yeah, but this fucking coffee is crazy, Frank.
02:45Yeah, they're like, if I don't get my coffee in the morning, I'm going to fucking go crazy.
02:48I'm going to go crazy.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Like, what are you talking about?
02:52Okay, all right.
02:53I'll be the millennial.
02:54Okay.
02:55No, I'll be the millennial.
02:56You'll be the Gen Z.
02:58And I told her that we need to get 5% of the market 5% up by Thursday.
03:02And I told her, hello.
03:04What?
03:05Hello?
03:06Oh my God.
03:07Can I get a large venti ice cold brew, no foam, hold the foam, but extra foam?
03:14Oh my God.
03:15I can see your wrinkles from space.
03:16Jesus Christ.
03:20Hold on.
03:21I'm going to call you back right now.
03:22Okay.
03:23Can you just get the Minoxidil and then bring it to the office?
03:27What do you want to drink?
03:28What are you?
03:29I told you.
03:30Who is your manager?
03:31I'm not doing this today.
03:32What's the number?
03:33What's the number here?
03:34Who works here?
03:35No, I think you have a thin grasp on what a millennial is.
03:37I don't feel like that's it.
03:38I think it is.
03:39No, they enjoy life and they love.
03:41No, they don't because they don't have much of it left.
03:43Girl, who do you think a millennial is?
03:45I don't know.
03:46That's a boomer.
03:47Oh.
03:48No, that's a boomer.
03:49And you're going to be a millennial real soon, bitch.
03:50You're aging out.
03:51That's not how that works.
03:52Honey, you're about to be 30 soon.
03:53You're about to be 30 soon.
03:54You're about to be 30 soon.
03:58Give it.
03:59Five more years, babe.
04:00Five more years.
04:01Babe, when you turn 30, you'll become a millennial.
04:05You're still Gen Z.
04:08I'm saying you're going to give the essence of what they are now.
04:11The age doesn't account to what?
04:14A fourth wall.
04:15Do you see what I go through?
04:16Do you see what I go through?
04:18She just made that shit up.
04:20Oh my God.
04:21She said, when you're 40 and a boomer, I said, that's not how that works.
04:24That's not even a boomer yet.
04:26Okay.
04:27The day I watch a trend and I don't think it's funny, I'm scared for my life.
04:32Girl, that is every video you post, honey.
04:36The day someone goes, and everyone's laughing and I'm not getting it.
04:43I'm logging out.
04:44That's when you're going to have to talk in and do AI drag.
04:47That's when I'm doing AI drag.
04:53That's when that's my drag.
04:54I put that muck on.
04:55That's what I called it then.
04:56You know what I'm kind of looking for?
04:58I know AI is canceled.
05:00I know.
05:01Well, we should use AI for the right purposes.
05:03But the AI muffins.
05:05They're kind of sickening.
05:06There was this one girl.
05:07She ate a crab leg.
05:08And it disappeared.
05:09Girl, she's like, oh.
05:11Here, wait.
05:12But it was literally like.
05:13No, but she was speaking truth though too.
05:16She was all like, so you worry about your man.
05:18You worry about a man, but a man who know your birthday.
05:20The way they were able to get an AVE on the AI, I gagged.
05:24I was like, why is she sound black as hell?
05:27And the way she ate the crab legs, she's down.
05:29Yeah.
05:30Why would AI be able to replicate how anyone else sounds, but not black people?
05:33Uh-huh.
05:34That's crazy.
05:35Okay.
05:36But I thought like, all right, that had like, a little more like, a little more oof to it.
05:39I thought it had like, more spice to it.
05:41Maybe cut this part out.
05:43Um, let's cut this whole fucking, that last whole, but okay, listen.
05:48Stay safe out there because the social media is now full of deep fakes and AI and absolute horrors beyond our human comprehension.
05:56Yes, and there might be an AI in mukbang with a girl eating a crab leg.
06:01Yes, and it could disappear.
06:02And it might gag you.
06:03It might gag you fierce.
06:04It didn't gag her because she ate the whole day.
06:06Nope.
06:07Anyway, thank you so much for watching Pillow Talk with us.
06:10Fuck King.
06:11Bye.
06:12Bye my love.
06:14This whole video was AI.
06:17Imagine we disappear.
06:19I'm gone.
06:26Oh, girl.
06:27No, it's real life.
06:28It's not my life.
06:30What?
06:31Oh, I just farted.
06:34Sorry.
06:35I don't know what that was.
06:36It's real life.
06:37I can't spell it.
06:38No, I did not fart.
06:40It was my phone going off.
06:42Oh my God.
06:43It's okay.
06:44You can fart.
06:45No, I don't do that.
06:46I'm a girl.
06:47No, listen.
06:48Women fart.
06:49They do not.
06:50We have five of them left.
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