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00:00All right, ladies and everything in between.
00:29I have brought y'all here today because people are arguing with each other and it's not cool.
00:34And for us to work together and make this thing happen, we need to express ourselves, let it out in a decent platform.
00:43I decided that we need to have a friendship intervention because there's been too much drama and we need to bring it in so that we can come together and make this show what it really needs to be.
00:55Fabulous.
00:56The other day, I did not like how you made me feel like comparable to a new girl.
01:06You went and you went and hired that little boy John without even asking?
01:09I mean, what kind of shit is...
01:12I've been here for 18 years. I shouldn't have to audition for a damn thing. I don't need to audition. That little thing that came from the street? Yeah, he needs to audition.
01:21I have been here forever and a goddamn day. I should not be compared to the new chick on the scene.
01:30My MC skills are top notch. Everybody knows that. I totally agree. I totally agree. I agree. I let it out and I'm good.
01:40I want to feel more like a producer, you know? I want to feel like I'm included. I want to feel like a collaborator, you know? I want to feel like I have more say in this, you know?
01:49Sometimes I feel like, you know, that I'm not even a part of it. So that's all I want to feel. Just include it. You know what I'm saying?
01:57Listen, I totally hear Tiffany and Fanny. And me? I just want us all to make it to the top.
02:02I know I can be better at compromising, but I want you guys to go to the top with me.
02:09Chiltie, Chiltie, Chiltie.
02:11I'm glad we're all here together. And I'm really sorry I kicked you out of my shell.
02:19I was ready to go anyways.
02:21All is forgiven. Just don't do that again.
02:24So now, last but definitely not least, John, what do you have to get off your chest?
02:33Well, um, all I want to say is that I'm happy to be here.
02:41You have nothing to say. Nothing to get off your chest. Nothing.
02:47This is my first friendship intervention, and I'm not going to lie.
02:51I know I need to have a talk with Fanny, but I'm not doing it in front of all these people right now.
02:58That's it?
02:59Yeah. I just want to be included.
03:01No problems, no nothing. No problems.
03:03Everything's cool. Everything's 100.
03:06We good. We good.
03:07Well, ladies, let's move forward. Let's have some fun. Let's rehearse.
03:13Let's do it.
03:14So let's get to it so we can make ya.
03:17One, two, three, four, five, six.
03:20Miami, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
03:31He can suck his own dick.
03:32Girl, are you fucking kidding me?
03:34Yeah.
03:34Give me his number. You crazy.
03:36That's nasty.
03:37Oh my god.
03:38It's day one of rehearsal, and we're about to rehearse our first dance.
03:43Hey, girl.
03:44How are you?
03:45How are you?
03:45Mwah.
03:46Hey, Tootsie Pop.
03:49Oh, don't touch me, but what's up?
03:50Do you think I could talk to you in private?
03:53Me?
03:54Do you want to talk to me for?
03:55Just to go over some stuff.
03:58I mean, like, come on.
03:59We had 10 whole minutes in there to do all this.
04:01I'm trying to rehearse for the show.
04:02I really don't have time for that.
04:04No, girl.
04:04Uh-uh.
04:05Uh-uh.
04:06So, you guys, this is my first day at the palace, which, you know, I'm ready to rehearse.
04:12I'm ready to kill it.
04:13But some weird tension going on in here, and I don't think it's about me.
04:23All right, gang.
04:24It is rehearsal time.
04:30Rehearsal, rehearsal, rehearsal.
04:31Yes, girl.
04:32Yes, girl.
04:32Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it.
04:33All right, so here's the plan.
04:36Tiffany, I think you should start off down the runway.
04:40Hype the crowd up.
04:41Yes.
04:41With your microphone.
04:42And then, Fanny, obviously, we should be together, yeah?
04:45So, we'll go behind Tiff.
04:46Okay, okay.
04:47And, Rashida, you can go over there.
04:49And, um, John, you can go, you can go over here.
04:52Perfect.
04:53Bitch, now y'all know I don't dance back up.
04:57Girl, get your ass back in line.
04:59It's a damn group.
05:00See, I knew y'all was going to play me like this.
05:02I knew y'all was going to play me like this.
05:02I knew y'all was going to play me.
05:03Be glad you're in it.
05:04Come here, girl.
05:05Be glad you're in it.
05:06Girl, what the?
05:07What?
05:09You okay?
05:13She got to be kidding.
05:14Girl, she got to be kidding.
05:17All of a sudden, John started hyperventilating like, what?
05:23John just starts having a fucking panic attack.
05:26I picked his ass up.
05:28I started screaming 9-1-1.
05:29This whole fucking thing is chaotic.
05:31Hey, 9-1-1 now.
05:42Aetna's on a stretcher.
05:44It's an EMT outside.
05:46Like, girl, I'm completely done for the day.
05:49Baby, breathe.
05:49You're going to be just fine.
05:51Breathe, breathe, breathe.
05:52Can you tell me what happened?
05:53What's going on?
05:54Yeah, we were about to start rehearsals for our show.
05:58Okay.
05:58Well, I mean, it's...
05:59I'm so...
06:00Oh my God, this is...
06:01It's okay.
06:01Crazy.
06:02It's crazy.
06:03It's just a panic attack.
06:04I mean, he just needs to breathe.
06:07Deep breaths.
06:09I'm so concerned about my phone.
06:10I'm sure.
06:11I mean, it's...
06:12These things like this are scary.
06:13So serious.
06:14They are.
06:15Fucking John is panting like a dog, but...
06:18Fuck, this EMT is pretty hot.
06:21It's a little scary.
06:23It's just water and cooling down, and it'll be fine.
06:26Speaking of fine, I love a man in uniform.
06:29Yeah?
06:29Yeah.
06:30Absolutely.
06:30Well, I love a girl in a sports bra.
06:32This boy's actually really cute, and I'm not gonna lie, he seems pretty into me.
06:39Well, I have to say, I've seen you perform here, and...
06:41God, you're amazing.
06:42Oh, you have?
06:43Yes.
06:43Well, then I guess you already know what my tits look like.
06:45That I do, but I gotta say, you look even better out of drag.
06:50God, thank you.
06:51You're so sweet.
06:51Can I get your number?
06:53Uh, yeah.
06:54I have a rule, though.
06:56I only sleep on my first date if you take me to Cheesecake.
06:59We can go to Cheesecake.
07:00Good, because I want your dick in my mouth tonight, actually.
07:02So, now I have your number, yeah.
07:05Beautiful.
07:06So, um, is he on any meds, if any, or...?
07:10I'll find out for you.
07:13Hey!
07:13What meds do you take?
07:14Fozac, Alibin, C.B. oil, and after like, Christian.
07:17C.B. fish oil?
07:19What was the last one?
07:20I don't know if I feel like we're going to stand here.
07:22Oh, yeah!
07:23I'm about to crush you.
07:25I think he's going to be just...
07:30Oh, come on, girl!
07:45Oh, come on!
07:45Yeah!
07:46Yeah!
07:48Girl, you know I love me some crab legs, honey.
07:51Okay, so I invited the entire cast over my house.
07:54It's fucking time to bond.
07:56And guess what?
07:56I cooked a big-ass crab leg dinner.
07:59Well, bitches, thank you for coming to my big, beautiful home.
08:02I just wanted to, um, say it's been a pleasure working on this show with you.
08:06Yeah.
08:07And now it's time to come together and fuck up some crab legs.
08:09Hey, man, it's winter, winter, crab leg dinner.
08:12All right, we should do a, um, a toast or something.
08:14Well, well, well, you know, uh...
08:16We don't do toast anymore, honey.
08:18Oh, no?
08:18Yeah, we do wishes.
08:20Fuck a toast.
08:20Let's make wishes, bitch.
08:21Let's do wishes.
08:22Yes, all right, me first.
08:23I wish...
08:25Oh, Lord.
08:26She's leaking.
08:27She's soaking wet.
08:28She's leaking.
08:30She's soaking wet.
08:31I wish that that fine-ass EMT would text me back, finally.
08:35Okay.
08:36All right.
08:37Tiffany.
08:38I wish for a man with a fat ass and an even fatter bacon count.
08:43Okay, bitch.
08:44Yes, girl.
08:45All right.
08:45Okay.
08:45I hear you, girl.
08:46Here's the wish crab, girl.
08:48Ooh.
08:50Here's to world peace.
08:51What?
08:53Wait, girl.
08:54Patrick answer.
08:55Girl, what?
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:57Get it.
08:59World peace.
09:00Girl, this ain't no Miss U.S. of A.
09:06Coming from a small town in Ohio, I haven't had a chance to make a lot of queer friends,
09:10so I'm really looking at this as a really good opportunity to make a family.
09:14You special, honey.
09:16And I really mean it.
09:18I want world peace.
09:20It ain't happening, Captain.
09:25So, let's clearly air.
09:28Nikki is fierce.
09:29Fanny is fierce.
09:31And of course, bitch, you know, I am fierce.
09:34So, I'm ready to settle down, you know, clearly air.
09:37Let them know I'm genuinely sorry.
09:40These bitches know how to turn it, and I know how to turn it, and we shut the house down.
09:46My wish...
09:51...is for A1 credit.
09:53Girl.
09:54Okay.
09:54Okay.
09:55No, dead ass, bitch.
09:57I got bad credit.
09:58Well, not even, not anymore.
10:00It's going up.
10:01So, bitch, I want good credit, you know?
10:03What you wish for?
10:05I wish, I wish a motherfucker would.
10:10Bitch, you so crazy.
10:11I can't fucking take your ass no more.
10:14Oh, shit.
10:17Oh, shit.
10:17You know what this means?
10:19Now we need more crab, bitch.
10:21More crab!
10:22More crab!
10:23More crab!
10:25Oh my god, so I love crab legs because this actually started with me and Fantasia becoming friends.
10:31She introduced me to, like, crab boils.
10:33I hope it had flavor.
10:35Oh god.
10:35I tried, I tried, I tried.
10:37Jesus lord.
10:38Oh my god, I love me some crabs, honey.
10:40Ever since I was two years old, I was eating crabs.
10:42Like, literally for dinner every night, we had crabs.
10:45For all the weddings, we had crabs.
10:48For all the funerals, we had crabs.
10:50For my graduation, I had crabs.
10:53For my circusism, I had crabs.
10:57It's good, ain't it?
10:58Yes.
10:59I mean, I gotta give it to you, Nicky.
11:01Are they good?
11:02It's good, Nicky.
11:04I'm not like my eighth one now, bitch.
11:06You know me and Fendi fuck up some crab legs, huh?
11:11Number 10, here we go.
11:13What's my record?
11:1418?
11:14Oh, yes ma'am, honey.
11:15Bitch, I'm shooting for it today.
11:19More crab!
11:20More crab!
11:23Bitch, hello.
11:24More crab!
11:25More crab!
11:27Anyone want some pouring?
11:31Get that shit up in this butter, honey.
11:33More crab!
11:34More crab!
11:3519, motherfuckers!
11:38Crab legs!
11:39Crab legs!
11:40More crab!
11:41More crab!
11:41More crab!
11:43More crab!
11:46Fuck, I'm addicted.
11:47Oh my god.
11:49Damn, girl, that ain't too much.
11:51Come on!
11:51Come on!
11:52Number twi-
11:55Bitch, it ain't going nowhere!
12:03Oh, look!
12:05Number 32, motherfucker!
12:06I don't know what I'm going to do.
12:12Record-breaking day.
12:1335 motherfucking crab legs, motherfuckers.
12:31Oh, fam.
12:32Are you excited to meet this commissioner?
12:33Girl, we have to be on point.
12:35We spent too much money.
12:35Okay, we gotta be.
12:37Okay, we rented this office just for her.
12:39Girl, we have to be on point.
12:40Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
12:41So I'm going to be meeting with Commissioner Keane to talk about some things that's going on
12:45with the LGBTQIA community.
12:49But listen, no tea.
12:51That crab, fuck my shit up, bitch.
12:54Really?
12:55Look, I look pregnant, bitch.
12:56Well, girl, damn, you should've douched before you left the house.
12:58Well, I should've, but bitch, oof.
13:00I got a tooth.
13:01Oh my gosh, no girl, you gotta hold on.
13:02You can't go yet, girl.
13:03Okay, she gonna open this elevator and come up.
13:05The fuck rehearsals?
13:07How'd you feel?
13:08It's fucking dramatic, no?
13:10Oh.
13:12I think that that panic attack that John did was fake as fuck.
13:16Who fakes a panic attack?
13:17You know I deal with anxiety.
13:19Listen, that shit was fake as fuck, bitch.
13:21I know fake when I see it.
13:23Bitch, shut up.
13:25Don't fucking touch it.
13:26It might be gas.
13:27No, you don't pop it.
13:28I'm going to pop your titties, bitch.
13:29Girl, please.
13:30Oh my god, it hurts so fucking bad.
13:36Oh my god, girl, please don't tell me you did that shit, girl.
13:39I'm sorry, I can't hold it in.
13:40Girl, she is literally coming.
13:42It's going to be fake as fuck when she come.
13:43Girl, hurry up.
13:44Hurry up, hold on.
13:45Hey, hey, hey, here she go, here she go, here she go, here she go, here she go, here she go.
13:49Greetings.
13:50Hi.
13:51Hi.
13:52Welcome to our beautiful office.
13:54Yes, hi, Commissioner King.
13:56Oh, King.
13:57It's nice to meet you.
13:58I'm a hugger.
13:59Oh, a hugger.
14:00Good to meet you.
14:01Nice to meet you.
14:02Good to meet you.
14:03Thank you for meeting us.
14:04We rented this beautiful office because we want to talk to you about some awesome topics.
14:08Shall we go have our meeting?
14:10Please, come on.
14:10Yes, let's go, let's go.
14:12The commissioner, she is gorgeous.
14:15Thank you so much for joining us.
14:18Yes, thank you, Commissioner King.
14:20No, thanks necessary.
14:20Let me tell you, we love your district.
14:23You guys have the best crab boil restaurant out here.
14:26Oh my God, it is so yummy.
14:28So delicious.
14:28She's telling the truth.
14:30We only buy our crowds from local marginalized businesses.
14:33It's true.
14:34We do our research, girl.
14:35Yes, we do, we do.
14:37Well, thank you.
14:38I do have a fantastic district for many reasons, including our crab boys.
14:44But girls, sis, relax.
14:47I'm your neighbor.
14:48I'm a public servant, not a politician.
14:51And we're just here to chat it up a bit.
14:53Oh, good girl.
14:54I was nervous because I really was not feeling good that day, but I was feeling right at home.
15:06So let's get to the serious part.
15:08We did come to, you know, talk to you about a few important things that's going on in our community.
15:14What can local folks do to chime in on our anti-trans legislation laws that's going on
15:19within our community right now?
15:21The biggest thing that you can do is to get together and vote.
15:27It is important that we elect representatives who are sensitive to our needs.
15:35So that's the first thing.
15:36And the second thing is to get together.
15:39So join organizations who care about the things that you care about.
15:44And in numbers, you make a difference.
15:47You have a voice.
15:48It's super important to vote out these bad politicians, honey.
15:53I want you to vote, vote.
15:56A lot of people see us as, like, stripper clowns.
16:00But what we do is...
16:01But outside of that, they feel totally comfortable
16:03with coming to us and talking to us about different things.
16:06We're open books.
16:07And the way we perform and love ourselves,
16:09it portrays self-love and body positivity.
16:13And that's really why we do what we do, is to inspire people and to make a change within our
16:18community.
16:18Not only our community, but the straight community.
16:20We like to inspire people to know that they can love themselves no matter what size,
16:24color or gender you are.
16:25And when you're genuine and you're authentic, it comes out.
16:30And you are an inspiration to people, whether you know it or not.
16:33A young lady reached out to me this weekend.
16:35She's writing a paper on politics.
16:39And they had to interview a politician.
16:43And she said, I researched you and I liked what you stood for.
16:46Do you mind if I interview you?
16:48And I said, of course not, because...
16:54You don't know how you touch someone's lives in a positive way.
16:59And you do it really without even trying.
17:02Yeah.
17:03The commissioner is telling us this most amazing, inspiring story.
17:09But my stomach's about to explode.
17:12Are you okay?
17:13We were at my house and I had everyone over.
17:15And you know, it gets expensive if you order crab legs from a place.
17:18So I went and got some from the market and made it for everybody.
17:22And I broke my record.
17:2438 crab legs, baby.
17:28Excuse me, ladies.
17:29I'll be right back.
17:30Okay.
17:32Oh my gosh.
17:33Nikki is so embarrassing.
17:40Oh my gosh.
17:41But hopefully Commissioner King is okay.
17:45I got to shut up.
17:46I got to shut up.
17:47I got to shut up.
17:47I got to shut up.
17:48I got to shut up.
17:49If I didn't excuse myself from the room just now, the commissioner was really going to see a political smear campaign.
17:54She's so crazy.
17:59Excuse her, Commissioner.
18:00Please excuse her.
18:02This is how we are all the time.
18:05Okay.
18:09Let me rephrase that.
18:10That's how she is all the time.
18:17From meeting you, I can already tell that you have the most important trait, personality,
18:23to become a public servant.
18:25And that is heart.
18:26You care about your community.
18:29That's the biggest thing.
18:31Hearing from Commissioner King that I have what it takes, it really, really inspired me.
18:36Who knows, maybe one day I'll be working with her.
18:41You know, there are so many Black trans women that are being killed already this year.
18:46We have 14 that have been killed.
18:48It's very important to me to be visible.
18:51It's very important to me to be a voice.
18:53And most importantly, it's very important to me to be heard.
18:59My bonus child is a trans woman.
19:04So I understand the journey.
19:09And it's probably why I'm so connected to the community.
19:12Because I've lived your journey through her eyes.
19:17And she's beautiful.
19:20Miss Jayla Demita Jackson.
19:23Nikki, Commissioner King and I, we aren't so different.
19:26We walk the same walk.
19:27We do the same thing for the community.
19:30And we're making a difference.
19:32Thank you so much.
19:33You know, it's very important that we have people like you.
19:36You know, when I came out to my parents, they didn't understand.
19:40You know, you know, they had their own thought process of how they felt I should be.
19:46And so, but I really thank God for people like you that are able to step in and not judge.
19:51And just, you know, just give us a pat on the bike and let us know that everything is okay.
19:56So I really appreciate you for that.
19:58Thank you so much.
20:01Thank you so much for coming.
20:03Oh my gosh, thank you, girl.
20:03Thank you so much.
20:04You are so much fun.
20:05You have to come see us at Palace.
20:06And girl, we got to go get some crab legs.
20:08No, I definitely will.
20:09I definitely will.
20:10We're going to make sure we get a little discount.
20:11Yeah.
20:12Okay, and we got to bring her to the crab boil, honey.
20:14Not 38 crab legs, baby.
20:15I couldn't do that anyway.
20:17But in all seriousness, we're going to take what you gave us advice-wise in local politics.
20:22And we're going to tell everyone.
20:23Yes.
20:23You got to vote.
20:24Thank you so much for everything.
20:25To become one, honey.
20:26I'll see you guys soon.
20:28Say love.
20:28Love you.
20:29Thank you, babe.
20:29Love you.
20:30Love you.
20:30Love you.
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