The Nanny Dilemma — The Neighborhood on CBS - video Dailymotion

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Choosing the right nanny turns into a hilarious household debate as everyone has a different opinion on what’s best for the family. Don’t miss the laughs on The Neighborhood on CBS and streaming on Paramount+.

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00:00Oh, this nanny could be good.

00:01She's rated five binkies.

00:03Mm-hmm.

00:04Mm.

00:05But she only speaks two languages.

00:08Oh, yeah.

00:09That's a shame.

00:10You know, I don't want to say anything,

00:13but Daphne is 15 months, and she speaks no languages.

00:19I didn't want to say anything, but you're 36,

00:21and you're still doing laundry at your parents' house.

00:25Well, I happen to have a brand new washer, Marty.

00:28I just don't have a water pipe connected to it.

00:31Or electricity.

00:32I don't have to explain what's up to you.

00:33Man, shut up.

00:35Yes.

00:36It's wonderful.

00:37It's wonderful.

00:38Hey, you know what?

00:39We should play golf sometime.

00:42What's my handicap?

00:43Well, my only handicap is I'm too good looking.

00:48No, I'm going to let you go.

00:49OK.

00:49All right, bye now.

00:51Who was that?

00:52Oh, that was a new friend of mine.

00:54His name is Dan.

00:55He's an expediter.

00:57I write him a check.

00:58He cuts through all the red tape for us.

01:01Got his name from my old buddy Jerome.

01:03See how this works?

01:05It's all about making friends doing the dance.

01:08Oh, yeah.

01:10I owe some more Danish sheds.

01:12Marty, you're going to have to let the Danish thing go now.

01:18The Danish sheds were your idea.

01:19Oh, uh, she looks promising, but her GPA is only a 3.8.

01:26Oh, well, what's the major?

01:28Sociology.

01:30You know, uh, you two have impossible expectations.

01:37No, we don't.

01:38No, we're just looking for someone who's multilingual

01:41and has a degree in early childhood development,

01:43preferably working towards a PhD.

01:45Yeah.

01:45Oh.

01:47So basically, you're looking for an astronaut

01:49who wants to be a nanny.

01:51That would be perfect.

01:52Can you imagine?

01:53.

The Nanny Dilemma — The Neighborhood on CBS

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