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00:00Here, Dave!
00:01Wow, a stocking full of five-hour energy shots?
00:04Yeah, it's actually got all the holiday flavors inside of it,
00:07and you know, I stayed up all night wrapping that soap, could you?
00:10Sure.
00:11Oh, no, no, I said all night.
00:14Oh, for God's sakes.
00:22Uh-oh, another bitch is trippin'.
00:27This bitch...
00:30...was pissed at her ex.
00:33Yep, they'll get that way.
00:36...who bears a striking resemblance to the late Hulk Hogan.
00:40Hmm.
00:41Very cool.
00:43What a cool guy.
00:45So she stole his truck and crashed it in a dramatic fashion.
00:52Oh, my.
00:53He's pissed his truck is destroyed.
00:55Wow, I bet.
00:56All I see is fire, Dave.
00:58I mean, all we could see is fire.
01:00This happened in San Mateo County, and here's the story from KRON-TV.
01:04It was almost showroom quality.
01:06I mean, it was...
01:08It was...
01:09If he let the skullet grow?
01:11Yeah.
01:12Yeah, I see.
01:13It might even...
01:14There might even be a skullet, but pulled back.
01:16Pulled back.
01:17Is there like a ponytail possibly hiding back there?
01:18Possibly.
01:19I think there is.
01:20Yeah, there could be.
01:21There might be.
01:22Anyway, here's his story.
01:23Look at his sweet truck, dude.
01:24Oh, yeah.
01:25Oh, look at his ass.
01:26Look at all the skulls.
01:27Showroom quality, he said.
01:28Like almost showroom quality.
01:30I mean, it was...
01:31It was one of a kind.
01:32Brian Dietz is talking about his specialized and lifted pickup truck that's now totaled.
01:38Security video shows it barreling down a residential street near Redwood City.
01:44Dietz says his ex-girlfriend, Elizabeth Acosta Carball, was the one behind the wheel.
01:49He says she had moved to Arizona, but on October 1st, she paid him an unexpected visit.
01:55I was at home, minding my own business, half asleep, and at 1 a.m., a drunk ex-girlfriend barged into my house.
02:05Dietz says she was drunk and he tried to stop her from driving away, but then she stole his keys.
02:11All I heard was my neighbor saying, Brian, she's got your truck, she's got your truck.
02:14I ran outside, she came barreling down the street.
02:17I stepped out of the way, just like kind of the moment at the time, and she hit my arm with my truck and took off down the road.
02:24He immediately called East Palo Alto police.
02:27Within minutes of the report being taken, Menlo Park police spotted Carball driving the truck.
02:33Police say she led them on a pursuit.
02:36It ended with her rolling the truck on 2nd Avenue, hitting multiple cars.
02:40Dietz rushed over to the scene.
02:42The whole street was shut down.
02:44It was, you could see three cars, two cars on one side and three cars on the other.
02:48She totally hit cars.
02:50East Palo Alto police say 29-year-old Carball was taken to the hospital and then booked into county jail for vehicle theft, DUI, and evading police.
02:59I'm glad she wasn't hurt.
03:00She just had a few scratches on her leg.
03:02You know, she wouldn't have been in that truck.
03:04What?
03:05She probably would have died.
03:06But that truck saved her.
03:07She's tried to contact me to bail her out and I will not.
03:10No.
03:11Dietz says he only had minimum liability insurance, so the total loss is not covered.
03:16Why?
03:17You have that?
03:18You can see it broke apart a piece of the motor up here.
03:22Dietz says he put $80,000 into it over the years and had $40,000 worth of tools in the back.
03:29All of them fell out during the chase.
03:31You know, that's my work truck.
03:32I pull my trailer.
03:33I take lumber up in the mountains and build decks and all kinds of stuff.
03:37I mean, my livelihood is taken away from me and I can't get to work.
03:41His friend has made a GoFundMe page to help him during this time.
03:48Anything you can contribute, I would appreciate.
03:51Dietz says he will be looking for parts he can salvage from the total truck and put it
03:56into a new truck.
03:57Please help my crazy lifted skull truck.
04:00Help me recover it.
04:02Listen, I just know this from what Lisa went through when she was trying to decide if she
04:08was going to put skulls all over her car.
04:10She did.
04:11It was a tough decision, really.
04:12It is so much.
04:13She decided not to just because of how much the skulls cost.
04:16It's expensive.
04:17It's so much money.
04:19It's so expensive.
04:20There's no way that this has...
04:22I mean, I don't want to say no way because I guess there's a lot of people that are like,
04:27they feel something for this man.
04:29Okay, let's see.
04:30What do you think it's at?
04:31No, I've already got it up.
04:32Oh, you got it up?
04:33Yeah.
04:342,000.
04:35Yeah, please.
04:362,000.
04:372,500.
04:392,180.
04:40Dude, you didn't look it up yet?
04:41I haven't looked.
04:42I haven't clicked.
04:43Oh, good.
04:44You can play the game.
04:45Okay.
04:46500.
04:47Do you know?
04:48205.
04:49What?
04:50Look at this.
04:51He's got his truck on here.
04:52Yep.
04:53Help me rebuild my truck.
04:55Oh, there's nothing dumber.
04:56Don't give him money.
04:57No.
04:58Come on.
04:59Thankfully, they didn't.
05:00What was the heroic act?
05:01That he saved her from the crash?
05:03There's no...
05:04No, he wasn't near that.
05:05I don't know.
05:06He's a victim.
05:07My livelihood's gone.
05:08Yeah.
05:09I don't know.
05:10This is a heroic act.
05:11Hulkster saves woman in a heroic act.
05:13Oh, no.
05:16Uh-oh.
05:17What did they write in the...
05:18Oh, let me see.
05:19A tragedy struck and life turned upside down for Brian.
05:22ChatGPT wrote it.
05:23A dedicated tradesman known for helping neighbors and friends whenever they needed a hand.
05:28A dangerous high-speed chase tore through his neighborhood.
05:31This is ChatGPT a thousand percent.
05:32Making headlines across the Bay Area.
05:34Yeah, definitely.
05:35Shaking the community to its core.
05:36Uh-huh.
05:37The pursuit covered by the TV station ended in chaos when a stolen truck barreled through
05:41the park and crashed into park vehicles, including Brian's work truck.
05:46Also, they're lying.
05:48They don't mention that his ex-girlfriend stole his truck and that's what caused the crash.
05:53Leave the details out of that.
05:55They don't mention that at all.
05:57No, because they don't want you to...
05:59They're trying to trick you.
06:01They're hoping you see this because there's a lot of guys out there that just go through
06:06GoFundMe and they're like, I wonder if there's anyone's truck I can help rebuild.
06:11You know, you're always...
06:12I don't know about you, Dave, but I'm always on there.
06:14Whose truck can I rebuild today?
06:16Oh, all the time.
06:17I'm always giving truck rebuild money.
06:18Yeah, I mean, that's just what you do as a man.
06:20I mean, screw starving kids in foreign lands.
06:22Listen, we can't worry about them.
06:23I want to support that.
06:24You know?
06:25That's where my charity money goes.
06:27Yeah.
06:28I know.
06:29Gotta help him get five more skulls on that bad boy.
06:31Listen, he was gonna finish out the skulls.
06:34It's kind of like a guy with a bunch of just outline tattoos.
06:37Tattoos.
06:38How...
06:39Come on.
06:40If he legitimately put all that money into that truck and not have insurance?
06:44Yeah.
06:45How do you not have insurance?
06:46That's what I can't wrap my mind around.
06:47That's not a great decision, my friends.
06:49Yeah, it's your decision, your bad choices in life that led you to your skull truck being
06:54crashed by your ex girl.
06:55I mean, guys, do guys with skull trucks make great decisions?
06:58No.
06:59No.
07:00They don't.
07:01Yeah, but at the same time, I'll say, like, the lift that he had on that truck, the wheels
07:06that he had on that truck.
07:07It's expensive stuff, right?
07:08The shocks that he had.
07:09Like, I mean, you have so much money.
07:12How do you not have like, oh, what if a meteor came down and hit my beautiful truck?
07:17Or what if you know you've got a crazy ex?
07:20Oh, he's got a lot of crazy exes.
07:23Just any car accident.
07:24It would be gone.
07:26I know.
07:27If it meant that much to you.
07:29You're driving up into the mountains and you're not going to have full insurance.
07:33I mean, you're never getting this back.
07:35It looks like three or four of the guys I would play video games with back in the day.
07:40We had a, oh, that's it.
07:42That's the original.
07:43That's the original before.
07:45That's the before pick.
07:47And that's the beautiful after.
07:49Oh my God.
07:50Yeah.
07:51How much are those wheels?
07:52Wheels.
07:53You do.
07:54I mean.
07:55A lot, right?
07:56Like monster truck wheels.
07:576,000 bucks.
07:58Wow.
07:59Like, think about it.
08:00It's the tires themselves cost a lot.
08:02The rims that he has, they're probably 2,000.
08:07He's really hoping to with donations from GoFundMe salvaging parts to use in a new one.
08:12Do you know that he can't even buy like, like think about if we right now.
08:16That's not even one skull tattoo.
08:17One skull.
08:18No, if I said, Dave, you have to go to a big box store right now and you have to buy
08:22some tools.
08:23Here's $205.
08:24What would you get for $205?
08:27Like a couple of tools?
08:28One of those beginner sets.
08:30That's it.
08:31One of those beginner sets.
08:32Hard to build a deck with a beginner set.
08:34It's impossible.
08:37Oh man.
08:38It sucks you've got a crazy ex.
08:39It sucks that she stole your truck and crashed it in such a dramatic fashion.
08:43Unfortunately, not many people are going to contribute to your truck fund.
08:46No.
08:47Is he hoping to get enough money to get like a Ford F-150 Raptor or something?
08:52He's got big dreams, Lise.
08:53He's got big dreams.
08:54The goal is $14,000.
08:55Oh, he wants to have $205.
08:58That's not a down payment on one.
09:01Oh yeah.
09:02No, no.
09:03I mean, it's crazy, but we can almost add up the entire total by just the donations that
09:08were listed on the side there.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Paula, she put him $10.
09:15Paula.
09:16They're all people that know him.
09:19They're all his friends.
09:20Okay.
09:21But if I'm your friend, so like Dave buys a new car.
09:24He smashes it up.
09:25He decides.
09:26Start a GoFundMe.
09:27He starts a GoFundMe.
09:28You know, we work with them.
09:29So we're like, we should probably throw, we should probably throw some stuff.
09:33I'm going to do it today.
09:34I'll let you know.
09:35I'm going to give him a little bit of money today.
09:36And then I put Chucker card up there.
09:3910 bucks.
09:40And then I put 10 bucks.
09:42And then I put 10 bucks.
09:43And then I put 10 bucks.
09:44And then I put 10 bucks.
09:4510 bucks.
09:46Like if I'm only giving 10 bucks.
09:47I'm in with a 10 spot.
09:48I'm going anonymous, Dave.
09:49Yeah.
09:50I know you.
09:51I know you were friends.
09:52Who's the cheap bastard that only gave 10 bucks?
09:54Yeah.
09:55When you start looking, you're like, well, Lisa gave that.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Chuck started it, but he's not listed.
10:00That's crazy.
10:01Al gave that.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Jason Court.
10:04There's only one person missing, but there is an anonymous and it is 10 bucks.
10:0710 bucks.
10:08The cheap Scottish bastard.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Yep.
10:12Oh, man.
10:13No.
10:14Bad decisions have been made.
10:15I think that's the worst GoFundMe we've seen.
10:17I think so.
10:18Right.
10:19It's like, help me with my lifted skull truck that my ex destroyed.
10:24Please help me.
10:25And I was uninsured.
10:26I mean, it has to be.
10:27It has to go up in the books.
10:29I mean, it has to be.
10:30We'll have to remember this.
10:31Is it anything?
10:32Will anything be worse than this?
10:33We've, we've seen some car repair ones I think before, but this one is the ultimate.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Because I really think the skull stuff is the most expensive part.
10:47Well, no, I mean the tires and stuff, but, oh man, I would have loved to seen a picture
10:54of his ex that caused all this.
10:56Yes.
10:57Do we have her name?
10:58No, they don't.
10:59I don't think they listed it.
11:00How did they not list it?
11:01If she was charged, was she charged?
11:03She has to be charged.
11:04Oh wait, there it is.
11:05Oh my goodness.
11:06Let's find her.
11:07Listen to me.
11:08We have to find.
11:09Yeah, you're going to nail it.
11:10We have to find Holmes.
11:11You're going to nail it.
11:12Girlfriend.
11:13Ex-girlfriend.
11:14What's that?
11:15No.
11:16There's no chance in hell.
11:17No.
11:18She's older.
11:19Can you do like a social media search, just instead of images?
11:22Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:23Cause she's gotta be something else, right?
11:26What if she's just a smoke show?
11:29No way.
11:30He's got that truck lease.
11:31No way.
11:32This is it.
11:33There.
11:34Is that her?
11:35Yep.
11:36Timu JLo.
11:37Listen, you saw him, right?
11:40Yeah.
11:41That truck got him some.
11:43That truck.
11:44I mean, look at the name.
11:45That's true.
11:46Look at the name.
11:47How could there be more than one person?
11:48Yeah, it has to be her.
11:49Exactly.
11:50That truck kind of worked.
11:51She seems fiery too.
11:53You think?
11:54Right.
11:55She's stealing your card.
11:56Wow.
11:57Hold on a second.
11:58Hulk got her.
11:59Hulk sir.
12:01That's it.
12:02That's it.
12:03I'm changing my look.
12:04Are you going to lift the skull?
12:05Are you going to lift the jeep?
12:07Just get skulls on it.
12:08Skulls.
12:09I need skulls.
12:10I need a crazy mustache.
12:15What?
12:16What?
12:17I mean, it's not always great.
12:19It's not great.
12:20But you saw him.
12:21Right.
12:22That's what we're looking at.
12:23Let's focus on this picture.
12:25That is a nice ass.
12:27Well, that's why you let her come over whenever, even though it's over with.
12:32That's surprising.
12:34It's always shocking to me.
12:36That's from 2022.
12:37Yeah.
12:38So, I mean, who knows?
12:39Stuff might've got a little worse, but...
12:42Chuck, get out there and start putting skulls on your jeep now.
12:45Why have I not done it?
12:47Come on.
12:48I gotta look into this.
12:49We'll start a go fund me for Chuck's jeep skulls.
12:51Yes!
12:52If you drove in with a bunch of skulls on your jeep ringer, I will die.
12:57Hot Latinas!
12:59Now I have to find some.
13:01Now I have to find some stickers.
13:04Removable stickers.
13:06Yeah, that's right.
13:07Just magnets.
13:08We'll get magnets.
13:09Magnet skulls.
13:10Magnet skulls.
13:11They have to have them.
13:12I'm sure they do.
13:13They'll probably fly off.
13:15No, they're good.
13:16Yes.
13:17Bad to the bone!
13:21Bad to the bone!
13:22There's the one!
13:23Bad to the bone!
13:24That's it.
13:25Come on, guys.
13:26You gotta do better than that.
13:27I'm not gonna get any chicks with that skull.
13:31Come on!
13:32Don't bury me like that.
13:34We'll find them.
13:35Don't worry.
13:36It may take a little.
13:37Oh, man.
13:38It may take a little, but we'll get some.
13:39I mean, that's a good one.
13:40Yeah.
13:41I mean, it's just weird.
13:42Like, you gotta find a skull artist or a nice wrap.
13:46They have, like, a skull.
13:47Like, you cover your wheel in the back with a skull cover.
13:50Oh, very cool.
13:51I've seen that.
13:52Oh, yeah.
13:53Yeah.
13:54It's so big, though.
13:55I mean, you know what I mean?
13:56Oh, that's true.
13:57Custom cover.
13:58Custom cover.
13:59Back shock.
14:00Back shock focus.
14:01I know.
14:02Let's build it.
14:03Okay.
14:04Get me a sewing machine.
14:05And Steve Austin's merchandise.
14:07I'm saying if he can grab you a lady like that.
14:10Can I tell-
14:11Listen.
14:12I'm surprised.
14:13I am a-
14:14She is a 10 compared to him.
14:16Right.
14:17And he's older, it appears.
14:19Yeah.
14:20This is clearly-
14:21Somebody who works for a magnet company in Cape Coral just was ready to hook you up.
14:25Just needs to know the size.
14:26I'm crunching the numbers on this real quick.
14:29Skull magnets.
14:30Hulk Hogan, bandana-wearing man.
14:32Yep.
14:33Spent money on car.
14:35Hot Latina ass.
14:38Well, it's starting to make a lot of sense to me.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Well, look for Chuck in his skull jeep.
14:42Coming soon.
14:43I'm crunching the numbers on a wrap right now.
14:45Coming soon.
14:47Dude.
14:48Makes no sense.
14:49You can score that caliber of lady.
14:51I mean, she's not amazing, but she's got a great body.
14:53What I'll say is, what I would be interested in is the jump in numbers.
14:58So whatever number I am, if you put me at the same level as that guy, the same jump
15:07in numbers.
15:08That's what I'd be interested in.
15:10Okay.
15:11And she would crash her jeep and-
15:13That's fine at least.
15:15We would see it.
15:16You've got a jeep.
15:17You've got a jeep.
15:18Listen, jeeps don't last forever.
15:19Chuck, someone has your jeep.
15:20Yeah, I know who it is.
15:21Oh, it's the hot Latina.
15:22I can see her.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Oh, she's speedy.
15:25Oh, she crashed.
15:26You knew she would.
15:28Destroyed.
15:29That's my ex.
15:31No, because I wouldn't be-
15:32It wouldn't be still with her.
15:33Of course.
15:34Of course it'd be your ex.
15:35It wouldn't be still with her.
15:36I'm like, man.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:38My ex just-
15:39She'd be so mad at you.
15:40Oh, Lord.
15:43I can't.
15:44I can't get skulls on anything.
15:46You don't have time, no.
15:47I can't.
15:48My skull days are done.
15:49We've got a full circle here.
15:50He's no longer interested.
15:51You're right.
15:52I can't have my stuff stolen by an axe, guys.
15:54No, you can't.
15:55What kind of life?
15:56Set your house on fire.
15:57Who knows what else?
15:58I gotta explain it to my kids and be like, well, you know when your dad dated that fiery Latina?
16:04Well, she took my Jeep and she crashed it.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Yes, that's the reason I got all the skulls.
16:15Yeah.
16:16No, we've seen the outcome.
16:17We've seen what can happen.
16:18It's best to step away.
16:19Just live your normal Jeep life.
16:21All right.
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