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00:00No. No, I disagree. Mr. Simon, it's our obligation as esteemed and respected journalists to educate and inform our readers.

00:09If we cater to their level, we'd be writing about Jersey Shore reality shows. We have to better them.

00:23So I think I'm going to come down the shore with you and write an article.

00:26I'm happy to hear that, my friend.

00:30Hi, is this Ashley Simon?

00:36Mark's driving me nuts.

00:37Oh, yeah. Mark Riley, the biggest badass at the Jersey Shore. Give me a break.

00:43He's changed a lot since high school. He's the biggest reprobate on the planet now.

00:47You're a writer.

00:48Yeah.

00:50Why don't you write it for me?

00:51You see what you did to that girl last night? Wasn't that funny?

00:54This guy, Mark, he's a cool guy, going to all the clubs, picking up hot chicks, huh?

00:58Yep.

00:59Well, have them help you out. Have them teach you how to dress. How to really be a Jersey Shore clubber.

01:11Lot's changed since high school, huh?

01:16So I was wondering if you could help me turn me into one of these Jersey Shore club guys.

01:21You gotta check out my project.

01:23You gotta check out my project.

01:24You gotta check out my project.

01:28Oh, you gotta check out my project.

01:29Here's what I was saying.

01:30You gotta check out my project.

01:31I just signed my project and my Fernando.

01:32I'm not the example, Go!

01:33Like, yeah.

01:34We are going to go.

01:35They're going to be için.

01:36I couldn't miss the rest.

01:37This man there is nothing that happens.

01:38And then from the other car you should get 처field, went a little bit about the green,

01:40That's funny.

01:41You got to do it.

01:43I got to do it.

01:44You won't it.

01:45I got to do it.

01:46You got to do it.

01:47I won't bang you.

01:48You got to do it.

01:49My house party.

01:50Well, I got to be at my house party.

01:52д I got a hit my house party.

01:54You don't even care about that girl, she's gonna keep you in New Jersey.

02:02Will you stop snorting like a pig and talk to me for a second?

02:05Wish Mark could see this.

02:08Wish he knew this place is a lot more than just drugs, clubs and wars.

02:24So you will get a good look at your friends.

02:30I'll see you in the next few weeks.

02:35I'll see you in the next few weeks.

02:38I'll see you in the next few weeks.

02:41Bye-bye.

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