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Joe Lombardi -- a twenty-something man-child -- wants nothing more than to break away from his mundane suburban life and | dG1fUlBSeGFDbXZTTWM
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00:00No. No, I disagree. Mr. Simon, it's our obligation as esteemed and respected journalists to educate and inform our readers.
00:09If we cater to their level, we'd be writing about Jersey Shore reality shows. We have to better them.
00:23So I think I'm going to come down the shore with you and write an article.
00:26I'm happy to hear that, my friend.
00:30Hi, is this Ashley Simon?
00:36Mark's driving me nuts.
00:37Oh, yeah. Mark Riley, the biggest badass at the Jersey Shore. Give me a break.
00:43He's changed a lot since high school. He's the biggest reprobate on the planet now.
00:47You're a writer.
00:48Yeah.
00:50Why don't you write it for me?
00:51You see what you did to that girl last night? Wasn't that funny?
00:54This guy, Mark, he's a cool guy, going to all the clubs, picking up hot chicks, huh?
00:58Yep.
00:59Well, have them help you out. Have them teach you how to dress. How to really be a Jersey Shore clubber.
01:11Lot's changed since high school, huh?
01:16So I was wondering if you could help me turn me into one of these Jersey Shore club guys.
01:21You gotta check out my project.
01:23You gotta check out my project.
01:24You gotta check out my project.
01:28Oh, you gotta check out my project.
01:29Here's what I was saying.
01:30You gotta check out my project.
01:31I just signed my project and my Fernando.
01:32I'm not the example, Go!
01:33Like, yeah.
01:34We are going to go.
01:35They're going to be için.
01:36I couldn't miss the rest.
01:37This man there is nothing that happens.
01:38And then from the other car you should get 처field, went a little bit about the green,
01:40That's funny.
01:41You got to do it.
01:43I got to do it.
01:44You won't it.
01:45I got to do it.
01:46You got to do it.
01:47I won't bang you.
01:48You got to do it.
01:49My house party.
01:50Well, I got to be at my house party.
01:52д I got a hit my house party.
01:54You don't even care about that girl, she's gonna keep you in New Jersey.
02:02Will you stop snorting like a pig and talk to me for a second?
02:05Wish Mark could see this.
02:08Wish he knew this place is a lot more than just drugs, clubs and wars.
02:24So you will get a good look at your friends.
02:30I'll see you in the next few weeks.
02:35I'll see you in the next few weeks.
02:38I'll see you in the next few weeks.
02:41Bye-bye.
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