00:15Some sort of rhythm game? A visual novel? A management sim for furries?
00:18Well, it's a tad complicated, so let me walk you through it.
00:21It'll take about a minute or so, and it's a lot to ask, I know.
00:23We're all busy scrolling shit, but you can do this.
00:26So, here goes. Ready?
00:28You manage a band, plan their gigs, pick venues, sell tickets, and then you deal with the ungrateful little shits who are supposed to be your talent.
00:34Like all artists, they need constant reassurance, adoration, and managing their self-destructive tendencies.
00:39Assuming all goes well, you do this again and again, and the little shits get somewhat better.
00:43And eventually, you get to play in the big leagues.
00:45You negotiate and sign deals, get awesome gear, record new songs, celebrate, wake up with a massive hangover.
00:52Because success doesn't mean happiness.
00:54People are complicated that way.
00:56In your choice, they shape their fates and show you who you truly are.
00:59There!
01:00You made it!
01:01You deserve a reward.
01:02Summer love, ooh ooh baby, you drive me crazy, uh uh uh.
01:11Makes me wanna put a needle through my own eardrums.
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