We Pitched Nobody Wants This Storylines That Nobody Asked For

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In this video, the cast of Nobody Wants This—Timothy Simons, Justine Lupe, and Jackie Tohn—play a game of 'Pitch It or Ditch It' with some wild potential storylines. Watch them weigh in on absurd plots, from a Dancing with the Stars crossover and a "Hot Rabbi" viral moment to a Bachelorette takeover.

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00:00This is, I guess, a direct shot over the bow of every person that's ever been on The Bachelorette.

00:05Sasha goes viral on the pod and lands a spot on Dancing with the Stars.

00:09I love it.

00:10I just think any more Tim Simons dancing we can get, like, let's find any excuse to make him dance, right?

00:16It's so good.

00:18Oh, God.

00:19I'm going to say Digit because I simply cannot dance that much.

00:23I have reached the height of the bounce of my ability in the 16 bars that you have seen on the show.

00:30Ashley goes to Bina to host the Brutal Advice podcast.

00:34I kind of love it.

00:35I say Pitch It.

00:36I mean, I just think Bina is rich.

00:39So, like, let's just give it a go.

00:41See what she comes up with.

00:42That could be Pitch It because I could see Bina who, like, Bina's above everything except if it involves her.

00:49And so it's like, oh, what is this sex podcast?

00:52But then if you're like, I have an idea for your podcast, all of a sudden she's in.

00:56And that's actually, they're a really good foil, Ashley and Bina.

01:01And so that in and of itself would be pretty funny.

01:03Morgan becomes the next Bachelorette.

01:06Oh, Pitch It.

01:07There's so much material there.

01:08I personally also love The Bachelorette.

01:12So I'm like, I probably have a little bit of, like, ulterior motives where I'm like, I get to live my dream that I'll never do.

01:19Funny.

01:20She would be perfect.

01:21I guess, I mean, Pitch It, I think Morgan, like, that would be the most annoying thing.

01:26The podcast isn't happening anymore.

01:28And for Morgan to still be, like, steamrolling the relationship of the sisters, she goes on The Bachelorette.

01:33This is, I guess, a direct shot over the bow of every person that's ever been on The Bachelorette.

01:39But she is insane in a fun way and a borderline alcoholic.

01:42And that seems to fit the bill for every reality Bachelorette.

01:47You know what I mean?

01:48An episode set on a weekend cruise with both Joanne and Noah's entire families.

01:54Oh, Pitch It.

01:55Let's go.

01:55Oh, my gosh.

01:56Can you imagine?

01:57Just the weird, bizarre situations that would come out of that.

02:01I say definitely let's get them stuck on a boat together.

02:05The most pitch I've ever heard.

02:06Yeah.

02:06What's this called?

02:07A bottle episode?

02:08Yeah.

02:08Like, they used to do it on full house.

02:10They just schlepped the whole family onto a boat.

02:12Or, like, they take the whole cast of the nanny to Hawaii, but then half of it still looks like it's on a lot.

02:17Obsessed.

02:18Bottle episodes?

02:19Yeah.

02:20The answer is yes.

02:21Forcing everyone into international waters to fight in a closed space is probably pretty good.

02:30I'll pitch that.

02:31After a hot rabbi moment goes viral, Noah joins a The View-style panel show.

02:38Ditch it.

02:39Ditch it.

02:39I think he's got something else going on that's not meant for daytime television.

02:44Oh, I can see something, like, way more so with Rabbi Noah than with our characters getting on a show like that.

02:52Because Rabbi Noah likes being on the pod.

02:54He likes that sort of—and rabbis do.

02:57I mean, you're not doing that job because you don't want an entire congregation of people looking at you and turning to you.

03:03And there is not a negative attention-seeking thing, but it's inherent in the job.

03:09You feel confident enough to stand there in front of all these people.

03:14All right.

03:15We can see them all.

03:15Bye now.

03:16Bye.

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03:37Chungchnitt.

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