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Late Bloomer (2024) Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00When did a fast food combo become $18?
00:21This shit isn't gourmet.
00:22My parents immigrated over here just like every other immigrant.
00:25Didn't speak the language.
00:27Had to work shitty jobs and long hours.
00:30To provide a better life for us.
00:32Just to have us sitting here eating some bland ass chicken sandwich that they can't even afford.
00:36Was this really the dream?
00:38The rich keep getting richer and making us buy pointless shit.
00:42Than blaming us for being poor.
00:44For making us buy said pointless shit.
00:46You got rich and built this country off of stealing resources and wealth from our ancestors.
00:52Which turned us into like developing nations.
00:54Then we had to emigrate our asses over here.
00:57Just to be duped again and continue staying broke.
01:01Oh.
01:02The order.
01:03Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03Um.
01:04What did you get?
01:05Sog paneer, right?
01:09Yep.
01:09This is it.
01:10Here you go.
01:11Thanks.
01:11Have a nice day.
01:12Enjoy.
01:14Someone help me go viral.
01:16So then I can help myself not be broke anymore.
01:19This shit is so disgusting.
01:21Okay, I'm done my deliveries.
01:30I'm just going to get my backpack and I'm going to go downtown.
01:32What do you want me to do?
01:34No, I'll grab it after.
01:35Whose car is that outside?
01:36Just sit inside and go say hello.
01:39You said hello, I'm late.
01:40What time do you want me to do?
01:42The thing that I have to go to downtown.
01:43The seminar for my work, it's important.
01:45Seminar?
01:46Yeah.
01:46How many hours do you have a seminar?
01:48Five.
01:49Five?
01:49It takes only five minutes.
01:57Go.
02:05Wow.
02:06These look so expensive.
02:13So this is like a small potatoes.
02:14Small halus.
02:15What are you doing?
02:17What are you doing?
02:19Hey, man, what brings you out here?
02:21My brother. What is good?
02:23Ah, just showing some potential wedding cards.
02:25Isn't it too soon to be looking in television?
02:27Well, it doesn't hurt to be prepared.
02:29Say, would you be down to play tabla at the Sangeet?
02:33I mean, I got a guzzle singer and all.
02:35World-renowned, absolutely amazing,
02:37only works with his own people.
02:39But I insisted you play.
02:41If that's okay with you, of course.
02:43Don't tell me.
02:45Just tell him.
02:47Yeah, why ask?
02:49Well, I am younger.
02:51So, gotta respect my elders.
02:53Uh, yeah, sure.
02:55No problem, man.
02:57Well, look, dude, I gotta head out.
02:59Good seeing you again. I got this big thing downtown,
03:01so I could drop you off?
03:03Oh, no, no, no, you're good, man.
03:05You sure? I'll give you a chance to check out that new, uh,
03:07web.
03:09Mercedes?
03:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:13But, we'll do it tomorrow.
03:15So, I thought, why not treat myself?
03:17What will you get?
03:19I'm very happy to tell you,
03:21that Vaheguru Ji's Kirpanal
03:23is a very rich man.
03:25Wow.
03:27Let's go.
03:29Happy.
03:31Welcome to the stage, Richard Braxton.
03:39New media pioneers,
03:41podcast renaissancers,
03:43vlogging visionaries.
03:45I'm Richard Braxton,
03:47head of Creator Relations at Influences.
03:49And I want to welcome you all
03:51to our How To Be Viral seminar,
03:53ensuring your path to becoming
03:55digital rock stars.
03:59Take a look around.
04:01These are your friends, collaborators,
04:03but more importantly,
04:05resources
04:07to grow your audience.
04:09Imagine a friend comments on them.
04:11Let's get it.
04:12Hello?
04:13Let's meet Zeta Gachi.
04:14Karandiam, punchy bag,
04:15do the Dichani,
04:16do the Dichani,
04:17do the Dichani,
04:18okay?
04:19Okay, yeah, got it.
04:21Be active on all your socials
04:24at all times,
04:25or fall to the ultimate defeat.
04:31Luckily, we have plans
04:32at three different price points.
04:34We can also help sell
04:36merchandise to your fans.
04:37T-shirts, hoodies,
04:39bunks, even baby pictures.
04:41Create an organic,
04:43transactional relationship
04:44with your young fans
04:45who have access
04:46to abundant financial resources.
04:49Let me tell you
04:50about a former seminar attendee.
04:52He has over a billion views.
04:53I'm talking about
04:54Dylan got doves.
04:57Dylan created hit videos
04:58like kissing unsuspecting girlfriends
05:00in the hood,
05:01prank 2017.
05:02Or telling people
05:03I'm the next Black Panther
05:05in the hood,
05:06prank 2019.
05:07He's got brand deals
05:08with Unicef's smiles
05:09for the record.
05:10I saw that Jimmy hosted Late Show.
05:11And I asked him
05:12about his secret to success.
05:13He told me,
05:14and you're gonna love this,
05:15you've got to find
05:17your thing.
05:22Dylan's thing.
05:23He's following the trend tabs
05:24and remaking videos he found.
05:26But doing it in the hood.
05:28We are in a war for attention.
05:29The algorithm
05:30and it will bestow its reward
05:32on every single day.
05:33You need to be posting
05:34every second of great attention.
05:35Always!
05:36Every week.
05:37Every week.
05:38Every week.
05:39Every week.
05:40Every week.
05:41Every week.
05:42Every week.
05:43Every week.
05:44Up next.
05:47Cancer scares.
05:48A fun little way
05:49to trick a bored audience
05:51into coming right back.
05:52Blue ones.
05:53Definitely better.
05:54Okay.
05:55Hey.
05:56I've seen your videos.
05:57Pretty good stuff, man.
05:58Oh.
06:00Um, which ones have you seen?
06:01See that guy over there?
06:02Reebok's therapy.
06:03He's a Reebokser.
06:04He does unboxing videos
06:05in reverse.
06:06That just sounds like
06:07regular boxing.
06:08Look at that.
06:09I mean, this is what
06:10I've been saying.
06:11The internet is the new Hollywood.
06:13And you've got Oprah,
06:14Kevin Hart,
06:15the Colonel from KFC.
06:16All on TikTok.
06:17I mean,
06:18this is what I've been saying.
06:19The internet is the new Hollywood.
06:21And you've got Oprah,
06:22Kevin Hart,
06:23the Colonel from KFC.
06:25All on TikTok.
06:27Colonel isn't a real person.
06:29Yeah?
06:30Tell that to his 28 million subscribers.
06:3228 million?
06:34How does anyone get that much?
06:36You've got an agent, right?
06:37An agent?
06:38For the internet?
06:40What, does, uh,
06:41Dylan Got Dubs have an agent too?
06:43Actually, he's got one of the best.
06:46You might know him.
06:47Akash Verna?
06:49No.
06:50I can't say I've heard of him.
06:52Is he Indian?
06:53He sounds Indian.
06:54Is he?
06:56Anyway, look.
06:57He's one of the best out there.
06:59He reps the biggest guys.
07:01Trickshot Twins.
07:02Pissy Elliot.
07:03Max Pax Big Axe.
07:05Muck Bang McHale.
07:07I could set up an interview with him.
07:09He owes me a favor.
07:11You gonna get that?
07:13Nah, I'm cool.
07:15Actually, you know what?
07:19Can you just give me one second?
07:20I'm so sorry.
07:21I'm sorry.
07:22Hello?
07:23Jasmeet.
07:24Is everything okay?
07:26Big mistake.
07:27You know what?
07:28If you look at the photo,
07:29it's a lot easier.
07:31Mom, how's this an emergency?
07:33You could even text me.
07:34I don't want you to waste money.
07:38It's gonna be like a four cent difference.
07:40Can you stop blowing up my phone?
07:41Oh my God.
07:42Hello?
07:43Hello?
07:44Hello?
07:45Hello?
07:46Hello?
07:47Sorry about that, man.
07:48Just a little...
07:49No worries, sir.
07:50We've all got wives.
07:51It was actually my mom.
07:52Okay, it's locked in.
07:53We've got a meeting tomorrow morning with Akash at 10.30.
07:55You good?
07:56Uh...
07:57Great.
07:58Don't be late.
07:59We all know the earth is actually flat, right?
08:02But what if I told you it was warm about three times?
08:05It's a globe-looking thick crust piece.
08:07Dude, I saw it.
08:09I saw it.
08:10Dude, I swear you're at my house more than you are your own.
08:14Well, yeah, have you tried your mom's food?
08:17Yeah, I've had my mom's food.
08:19Oh, dude, how was the seminar?
08:21I don't know, man.
08:22It was just like, hey, take this shitty popular video
08:25and then remake it and put your shitty little spin on it.
08:27Does that work?
08:28I have no idea.
08:29It's just like, why even have an audience
08:31if you're not really saying anything?
08:33Money?
08:35Yeah.
08:37Oh, I did land this meeting with some big-time agent named Akash Verna.
08:42You said Akash Verna?
08:43Yeah.
08:44Akash Verna.
08:45The agent.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Bro!
08:48Way to bury the lead.
08:49Congrats.
08:50That's huge.
08:51Yeah, but I don't think he knows who I am.
08:53I don't know who he is, either.
08:55I'm just gassing you up, man.
08:56Why do you keep saying his name like you know him?
08:58It's just exciting.
08:59He's an agent.
09:00And I think he's a brown guy.
09:01Oh, he's a bragent.
09:02Yeah, he's a bragent.
09:03I love that.
09:04Brown on brown, bro.
09:05Yeah, I think you might hook it up.
09:06Brown on brown crime.
09:07Let's get it.
09:08No, there's no crime.
09:09We're just...
09:10I just mean like...
09:11I'm just trying to get signed.
09:12I'm not trying to commit crimes.
09:13I'm not saying literally.
09:14I'm just saying like...
09:15You want some more?
09:18Of course I do, Poojee.
09:20Good.
09:21Eat as much as you like.
09:22Mmm.
09:23And think like this house is also your house.
09:25Okay, Poojee.
09:26And all this food is like your own mom's food,
09:29but like real food, not the white food.
09:31Okay, Poojee.
09:32Think like I'm like your mom.
09:34Yes, Poojee.
09:35Think I am your mom.
09:37Okay, Poojee.
09:38I am your mom.
09:39Okay, Poojee.
09:40Okay, Mom.
09:42Good.
09:43Think like that.
09:44Good boy.
09:45Mmm.
09:47Oh, shit.
09:49I forgot.
09:50I know, I'm sorry.
09:51I've just been busy all day.
09:52I've just been busy all day.
09:53I'm not like Villa.
09:54I'm running around doing so many things.
09:55I've got important meetings lined up tomorrow.
09:56Yes.
09:57And you will have a meeting.
09:58You won't have a meeting.
09:59Never mind.
10:00Anyways.
10:01I have grocery shopping.
10:03Don't forget, okay?
10:05Okay?
10:06Okay?
10:07Okay, I heard you.
10:08Hey, uh, I'm kind of being a dick to your mom.
10:29How am I being the dick?
10:31She's treating me like a slave and not an actual human being.
10:33She's stressed, dude.
10:36Brown people don't know how to express their emotions
10:38in a healthy way.
10:39It's this generational curse passed down
10:41by imperialist regimes.
10:43Okay, hold the lecture.
10:44You only have one generationally cursed parent.
10:46All right?
10:47And he's so much more chill compared to his sister.
10:49I'm not trying to lecture you, dude.
10:51I'm just saying, like, she's your mom.
10:53All right, man, whatever.
10:54Like, I don't want to hear right now.
10:55Just, I got a big day tomorrow, so I'm just gonna crash.
11:01Now?
11:02Yeah, now. Okay.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Word.
11:05Cool, dude.
11:08Good luck tomorrow.
11:09Your big day.
11:11Bye.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Love you, man.
11:14Love you, too.
11:15Mom, can I have something to go?
11:17Yes. Why not?
11:18Thank you, Pooji.
11:24Hey, what's going on, guys?
11:26Today I'm about to do something
11:27that I never thought I could do in a million years,
11:29and that is to buy my dad a brand-new sports car!
11:34Come on!
11:36Whoo!
11:37Let's get it!
11:40Dad, come on out!
11:42This is gonna be lit.
11:44Dad!
11:45Hello?
11:50Dad?
11:51Yo, Dad, come on out!
11:52Big surprise!
11:54Who's car is this?
11:59Oh, you mean this brand-new Porsche?
12:00Yeah, I just bought it.
12:02He says he just bought it.
12:05Bought what?
12:06The car?
12:07The car?
12:08The car?
12:09The car?
12:10The car?
12:11The car?
12:12The car?
12:13Dad, look.
12:14Surprise!
12:15What's the car?
12:17It's yours.
12:18I bought it for you.
12:19I bought it for you.
12:20Can you buy a car?
12:21The car?
12:22What do I want to buy?
12:23You have to buy a car?
12:24What?
12:25How's this a messi-bat?
12:26It's a gift.
12:27What?
12:28It's a gift.
12:29People will think we are greedy show-offs.
12:30How's this a masibut? It's a gift.
12:40People will think we are greedy show-offs.
12:43I don't see how any of those things are related in any way.
12:51They will think that he doesn't care about your uncle.
12:54What the fuck are you hearing?
12:58Calcule, that is literally disgusting. I've never used to wear that.
13:02What is wrong with you?
13:04Yo, why didn't you get something Dad actually likes? Like a black Mercedes.
13:08Hold on. Where is the Camry?
13:11Um, I sold it?
13:15No, my baby!
13:24Oh, shit.
13:27Hey, where are you going?
13:31I have a meeting.
13:32I'll take her after. I can't be late.
13:36When is your meeting?
13:3710.30.
13:399.30.
13:41I'm going to wear your pants.
13:45Go.
13:46And wait.
13:47Wait.
13:48Oh my God.
13:59Oh my God.
14:00Okay.
14:01Okay, just dud, right?
14:06No, Mom, you take forever, plus I'm going to be late.
14:13Okay, just hurry up, please.
14:15Okay.
14:20Oh my God.
14:21I'm real.
14:22Oh my God, man.
14:23Where is she?
14:27Oh my God.
14:28Oh my God, man.
14:37Where is she?
14:42Oh my God.
14:44Oh my God.
14:45Oh my God.
14:47Oh my God.
14:48Oh my God.
14:49Oh my God.
14:50Oh my God, I'm kidding me.
14:51I picked up.
14:53Hello. How are you?
14:55Oh, my God.
15:00Oh, thank God.
15:08Oh, my God, I'd be kidding me.
15:12Mom. Mom.
15:14Mom, let's go. I'm going to be late.
15:18Let's go.
15:20Great. Now she's waving.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:35Are you serious?
15:36Yeah. Okay, yeah, put your bag down.
15:38Get comfortable.
15:39All right, you know what? Fuck this.
15:50Hey, sorry. Hey, I'm here.
15:5210.30, that's me. Hi.
15:54Unfortunately, you're late and we have other clients to get, too.
15:55I'm sorry, I'm here.
15:5610.30, that's me. Hi.
15:57Hey, sorry. Hey, I'm here. 10.30, that's me. Hi.
15:58Unfortunately, you're late and we have other clients to get, too. Can I help you reschedule?
16:00Okay, look, is there any way you can squeeze me in on the phone?
16:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:15Okay, look, it's not my fault. I had a crazy morning. My mom, she wanted to go get milk, but then she got off the phone.
16:17I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm here. 10.30, that's me. Hi.
16:20Unfortunately, you're late and we have other clients to get, too. Can I help you reschedule?
16:27Okay, look, is there any way you can squeeze me in right now? I just came from a really long way and...
16:32I'm sorry, but no.
16:33I'm only like five minutes late.
16:35Yeah, five minutes. We actually suggest you get here ten minutes early, so you're basically 15 minutes late.
16:40Okay, look, it's not my fault. I had a crazy morning. My mom, she wanted to go get milk,
16:44but then she got a hundred of things, and this auntie came to...
16:46There he is. Right on IST. It's Indian standard time.
16:51Bale, bale. Come on in. Don't worry. This won't take long.
16:56Yeah.
16:59Welcome, welcome. You seem out of breath. Do you want some water, maybe some mince or some gummies?
17:05Uh, no, I'm good, man. Thank you.
17:07Yeah? You wanting some chai coffees? Huh? Some bale chickens? Huh? Good up, gentlemen?
17:13Sorry. I'm just messing with you, man. I got jokes too, right?
17:19Yeah, uh, hilarious.
17:21So I got a chance to check out your content. Really cool stuff.
17:33Cool enough to sign me, maybe?
17:36Look, man, I would love to sign you right here, right now. It makes me look good to bring diversity into this roster, right?
17:44But first, I got to get to know you a little bit. Tell me about yourself. I want to know why you do what you do. Why do you make your videos?
17:50Well, I guess I'm just, like, another guy trying to become a digital rock star.
18:00Honestly, man, I don't know what I'm doing. It's just, like, people my age, they're making so much money, buying a house, settling down, having kids, and I'm just out here, what, delivering tiffins for my mom's tiffin service?
18:14You know, I dropped out of med school. Wow.
18:18Yeah, man, I just realized one day it wasn't for me, you know? And it took forever for my parents to accept that, and I don't even think they fully do accept it.
18:26Yeah, no, that's got to be tough.
18:28Yeah, man, it's really shitty. Like, the constant guilt and the constant disappointment and all these random people telling me how much my parents have sacrificed for me. And I'm like, I get it.
18:36And so I guess, like, these videos are just a place for me to vent.
18:42So this is your personal therapy to thousands of random strangers?
18:46Yeah, but the therapy's not just for me, you know? So many people can relate to what I have to say. I have an audience now. This shit is real.
18:53And with your help, maybe I can get a bigger audience and make more money, and then my folks can just relax and stop worrying.
19:00Look, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, my guy. Um, all you do in your videos is sit around in your room alone and complain about capitalism and white people.
19:14Nobody wants to watch a grown-ass brown dude sit there and whine.
19:18Oh, I am interesting because I am self-deprecating. I project my lack of self-worth through subpar Internet comedies. Wow, I am so original. I am so cool.
19:27Oh my God, kill yourself.
19:30Okay, so what kind of content should I make?
19:34A couples vlog channel.
19:36A what?
19:37People love watching regular-ass millennial couples do everyday things. You think your girlfriend would be down?
19:44I don't have a girlfriend.
19:46What? Shocker. Listen, don't worry about it. We got a whole batch of influencers to choose from. Check this out.
19:53Pair you up with somebody with a decent follower count. I'm thinking maybe like a five-to-seven-year relationship. Maybe a, uh, mixed-race couple, right? Asian? Hispanic?
20:06Oh, yes.
20:08A beautiful white woman. Way out of your league. Huh? That's like every Indian dude's fantasy. Am I right? Am I right? I'm right.
20:16Not mine. I mean, I'm kind of into brown girls.
20:19Yeah, no, me too, for sure. But nobody wants to see that. Right?
20:24I mean, you could propose to her. You could plan a wedding with her. You could announce pregnancies. Huh? Mixed babies break in bad news.
20:33And we'll provide a child with horse. We're not monsters. And then you break up. Sad. Okay, but guess what? More views, huh?
20:40So, what do you think? You down to make some real change?
20:50I don't know, man. I just feel like this isn't for me.
20:53Oh, this is the only thing for you. Look, Indians aren't really cool enough just yet, Jasmeet. Oh, not yet, anyway.
21:02Okay, well, I think I'm plenty cool. And I don't have this, like, weird inferiority complex that you think all brown guys have.
21:08Plus, what's with all this, like, oh, you Indians bullshit? Aren't you Indian? Like, what are you even?
21:14I'm Indian.
21:15So, why not be a team player and help me out instead of, like, appealing to your whack-ass higher-ups?
21:20Oh, I am being a team player here, bro. I'm trying to give you an opportunity to not just be the brown guy.
21:25Yeah, but what's wrong with being the brown guy?
21:29All right, you know what? Thanks for taking this meeting, but you clearly don't get it, so I'm just gonna do this on my own.
21:37Okay, best of luck with that. Shall we?
21:44Oh, listen, I, uh, everyone forgot, my cousin is, like, a huge fan. My whole family loves you, actually.
21:50Do you mind giving him, like, a bit of a shout-out? Huh? Can we just do that?
21:54All right, whenever you're ready. Yeah, go ahead.
21:58I'll call you, sure, sure.
22:03Oh, my God! Oh, girl!
22:23You don't need to be wasting money driving into the city.
22:37Okay? Yep.
22:40Okay, let's go. Let's go.
22:45Okay, let's go.
22:46Let's go.
22:55Oh, my God.
22:56Oh, my God, you're foul.
23:17God, you're foul.
23:26Wow, that's...beautiful.
23:37Where did you hear that from?
23:42Really?
23:48Wow.
23:56Why did Guruji give Kirpanal?
23:57You don't have to worry about it, okay?
24:04Thanks, ma'am.
24:06Let's go, let's go.
24:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
24:10I'm sorry.
24:12So, you know, my dad has 10 different things.
24:1410?
24:15What?
24:16He's very handsome,
24:17but he's handsome.
24:18What's the advantage?
24:19If you don't like your mother,
24:21you don't like your son.
24:23Wow.
24:24Oh, my God.
24:26Hey.
24:28Thanks.
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