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00:00Oh my god!
00:02I've seen this meme!
00:07Hey!
00:08So we are now waiting to start a new show.
00:11It's Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
00:13I'm the only one who have seen a few seasons.
00:17He has seen a few episodes.
00:18He has seen a few episodes.
00:19Everybody else is a blind watcher.
00:21Introduce yourself.
00:22Oh, what up?
00:23It's, uh, I'm Chris.
00:25This is Marketa.
00:26I'm the Captain Pat.
00:28I'm also Captain Murphy.
00:29I am 99 surge balloons.
00:32And I am Rana.
00:34People like Rana, Marketa, and Chris.
00:38Do you guys know anything besides being a cop-ish show?
00:41All I know is from the trailer we've seen.
00:44Which didn't do justice, I have to say.
00:46Is it like...
00:47It's because the cops don't do justice.
00:49Is it mockumentary style as well?
00:51No, it's not.
00:52No.
00:53Okay, I thought it was this entire time.
00:55No, I think it's Office and Parks and Rec.
00:58Like, not all the comedies are.
01:00The intro has lived in my head rent-free since I watched it.
01:03Same.
01:04I watched this years ago.
01:05Just like a bit of the first season.
01:07And I don't remember any.
01:08I just remember Jake Peralta.
01:10It's been in my head this morning.
01:11I woke up with that intro being in my head.
01:13Oh, I can't wait for you guys to start skipping it on a regular.
01:16No, no, we've got to watch the intro every time.
01:19No, it's only like a two-second intro.
01:21I don't know nothing about it.
01:22I just know Andy Samberg's in it, so I'm excited to see it.
01:24Perfect.
01:25Guys, we are going to jump into this.
01:26We want to watch ahead.
01:27Check it out on our website, normies.com, fourth wall, or Patreon.
01:31Otherwise, please subscribe.
01:32If you love this show, subscribe now because we are going to be continuing this for the next eight seasons.
01:37You can be the first one here.
01:39Tell us that you are just subscribing to us and you are along with the journey.
01:43Yeah, Patreon on fourth wall is way ahead.
01:46Way.
01:47You missed it.
01:48We didn't record it, but we showed Pat the classic Andy Samberg skit, Dear Sister.
01:53What a star-studded cast that skit has.
01:55Bro.
01:56If you haven't seen it in a while, it still holds up.
01:58It still holds up.
01:59It's so funny.
02:00Funny, man.
02:01It's so stupid and funny.
02:03Yeah.
02:04We ready?
02:05We just caught pilot.
02:06Oh.
02:07And we got started.
02:08Here we go.
02:09Hey.
02:10This job is eating me alive.
02:12I can't breathe anymore.
02:13I spent all these years trying to be the good guy.
02:16I'm not becoming like them.
02:19I am them.
02:20Oh, no.
02:21Hey.
02:22What are you doing, weirdo?
02:23I'm doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco.
02:24Oh.
02:25Get it together, man.
02:26So the store was hit about two hours ago.
02:27They took mostly tablets, laptops, and cameras.
02:30Sorry.
02:33I'd like a list of all your employees, whoever had access to the store.
02:36So this is Lovie.
02:37Uh, detective.
02:38I already solved the case.
02:39We're looking for three white males, one of whom has sleeved hats on both arms.
02:42Had an informant on the inside.
02:44Was it recording?
02:45His code name?
02:46Fuzzy Cuddle Bear.
02:47That's clever.
02:48He's a nanny cam.
02:49You got lucky.
02:50No, I got here five minutes before you and figured there had to be at least one working
02:54camera.
02:55You did it, Fuzzy.
02:56You busted him.
02:57It's time to come home.
02:58I'm not sure if I can.
02:59I've been undercover so long.
03:01You haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons.
03:06Oh my god.
03:07Detective Santiago, don't walk away from me!
03:15Is this the intro?
03:17No.
03:18No.
03:19This is not the intro song.
03:20You will know when the intro starts up.
03:22Pilot won't have the intro.
03:24Oh, it's the 99th pre-saying.
03:27Oh, Terry Crew.
03:28I forgot Terry Crew.
03:29Yeah, Terry.
03:30Come on, Terry.
03:31I'm winning.
03:33It's so tiny.
03:35Enjoy it while it lasts.
03:36I will.
03:37Update on the Morgenthau murder?
03:39Earlier this morning, someone decided to shoot luxury food importer Henry Morgenthau.
03:43Morgenthau.
03:44By the cleaning lady, I deduced using expert detective work that she had something super gross on her
03:49chin.
03:50Ew.
03:51Oh god.
03:52Super gross.
03:53I think it was butterscotch pudding.
03:54Maybe it's just old person gunk.
03:56Oldie gunk could be, yeah.
03:57How about we focus on the murder?
03:59I want you on this.
04:00It's going to be priority one for the new CO.
04:02Wait, tell us about the new captain.
04:04He'll want to introduce himself.
04:05The girl with the feet under the desk, she's the main voice in Encanto.
04:08Mm-hmm.
04:09Hey, Gina.
04:10You know any scalpers?
04:11He also voiced...
04:12I want to ask Rosa to go for the Rihanna concert with me, but it's so loud.
04:14First, Rihanna?
04:15What's your second point?
04:16She's got a type.
04:17She's really anyone but you.
04:20I mean...
04:21She's into watching old movies.
04:24Cool.
04:25Where would I find a place that shows old movies?
04:27Oh, yeah.
04:28I just go on the internet and search for the phrase, I want to buy two movie tickets for
04:33a girl who doesn't like me.
04:34I wish Captain McGinley never left.
04:36He was the best.
04:37I just liked him because he let you do anything you wanted.
04:40On your mark!
04:41What?
04:42Oh, that's the office right here.
04:43What the hell's going on around here?
04:44Fire extinguisher roller chair derby?
04:46Okay.
04:48That's cool though.
04:50That would be so fun.
04:51Can we do that?
04:52I think we could.
04:53Robot captain engage.
04:55Is that what you think?
04:56Oh, no.
04:57New captain alert.
04:58Great to meet you.
05:00No, don't let me interrupt.
05:01You were describing what kind of person I'm going to be.
05:03I'd like you to finish.
05:04I think I said some joke about being a washed up pencil pusher.
05:09No, do the robot voice.
05:10I want to hear it again.
05:14Make more.
05:18Zarp.
05:19Robot.
05:21Robot voice.
05:22The next time I see you, I'd like you to be wang a necktie.
05:24Oh.
05:25Actually.
05:26I'm your new commanding officer.
05:27I like him.
05:28Captain Ray Holt.
05:29Speech.
05:30That was my speech.
05:31I love that guy.
05:34Same.
05:35Does anyone get a little bit of a game on him?
05:38No.
05:41You were in the 180, though you were significantly...
05:44Fatter, sir.
05:45They called me Cherry Titties.
05:49I never liked that nickname.
05:50Though, to be fair, it was accurate.
05:52A year ago, my wife and I had twin baby girls.
05:57Cagney and Lacey.
05:58Oh my god.
05:59They have adorable chubby cheeks.
06:04No emotion.
06:06There was an incident in a department store.
06:12And I'm still not right.
06:13Tell me about your detective squad.
06:15Well, Scully, Hitchcock, and Daniels.
06:17They're pretty much worthless.
06:18But they make good coffee.
06:19Cock fat.
06:20Cock fat.
06:22Who's looking down here?
06:24Hard to read and really scary.
06:28Nubby.
06:30Charles Boyle.
06:31Not the most brilliant detective,
06:32but he works harder than anyone else.
06:35Oh man, my muffin.
06:39Why are you looking?
06:41My ass.
06:43Uh-uh.
06:44I forgot that football, all right?
06:45I'm gifted.
06:46This is Amy Santiago.
06:47Careful, that stuff's pretty hot.
06:48Yeah, okay.
06:49I know that's me.
06:50That is you.
06:51Her?
06:52Yeah.
06:53No.
06:54Just trying to one-up.
06:55Oh my god.
06:56Oh god.
06:57That nobody else said anything.
06:58He wasn't even looking.
06:59I'm looking at myself.
07:00Some big bet over who gets more rest this year.
07:03Tell me about Baraka.
07:04Jacob Provenza is my best detective.
07:06The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
07:12That was very well put.
07:13I've talked a lot about Jake and my departmentally mandated therapy sessions.
07:17You know my history.
07:19You know my history.
07:20This precinct is doing fine, but I want to make it the best one in Brooklyn.
07:23And I need your help.
07:24Absolutely, sir.
07:25The show takes place in Brooklyn?
07:26No casing's found here.
07:28Two shots.
07:29Bang bang.
07:30Great work, detective.
07:31You get a tie.
07:32Yeah, that's mine.
07:33You took it from my desk.
07:34Solved, tie for you.
07:35Thanks.
07:36No!
07:37So, jamon iberico ham, valued at what?
07:42$6,000.
07:43Damn!
07:44They sell it everywhere in Spain.
07:46Sell it at a dude-free airport.
07:47There's no way it's $6,000.
07:48There's no way it's $6,000.
07:49Let them know we got a 10-tie situation.
07:51Speaking of ties, where's yours, Meet Morp?
07:53Meet Morp?
07:54What are you doing here?
07:55I'd like to know what my detectives are up to.
07:57Take Santiago and knock on doors.
07:58Door duty?
07:59It's a waste of time.
08:00Report back to me in an hour.
08:01That went well.
08:02No, it didn't.
08:04Just wear the tie.
08:05It looks more professional.
08:06There's an old movie festival played at the Film Forum this week.
08:11Want to go?
08:12Sure.
08:13Cool.
08:14Awesome.
08:15I'll probably just go with Citizen Kane.
08:17Citizen Kane is terrible.
08:18Pick a good movie.
08:21We should react to Citizen Kane.
08:23What do Santiago and Toronto have riding on his bed of theirs?
08:26I will tell you on six conditions.
08:28I will tell you.
08:29My dance moves.
08:30I won't have you suspended without pay.
08:32Oh, that sounds great.
08:36Jake has to give her his car.
08:38If he gets from arrest, she has to go on a date with him.
08:42I bet on at least some over-the-clothes action.
08:45No, that's enough, Julie.
08:46I could see him showing up in a silk robe.
08:53Hello, sir.
08:54Can we ask you a few questions?
08:55I'm actually, I'm super glad you guys are here right now.
08:57Are you smelling that weed smell?
08:59Wow.
09:00You think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?
09:02Yes.
09:03Police!
09:04Hey, Brit!
09:05See this man before?
09:06He was shot last night.
09:07Oh, thank you.
09:08No.
09:09How would you take the picture?
09:10No.
09:11No surprises from the corner.
09:12Two gunshots, shoulder and chest.
09:13The bone shots.
09:14And while you're out, you can buy yourself a tie.
09:15Oh.
09:16I'm wearing a tie right now.
09:17Check it out.
09:18Come on, buddy.
09:19First of all, I think you're kind of overdoing it with the manscaping.
09:23More importantly, why do you refuse to take my order seriously?
09:25I want to be briefed on any new developments.
09:27What about this fancy ham stuff?
09:28The perp left a really expensive TV, but then stole ham.
09:29Is there a place near by the crime scene that sells it?
09:30I don't know anything.
09:31Ratko?
09:32You recognize this guy?
09:33He did it.
09:34No.
09:35You don't even look at him.
09:36No more questions.
09:38Well, why don't I run a scenario past you Ratko?
09:39No, simply.
09:40Can you tell me what you think?
09:41No.
09:42No.
09:43No, simply.
09:44What?
09:45No.
09:46No, simply.
09:47No, no.
09:48No.
09:49No, no.
09:50No, no, no.
09:51No, no.
09:52No, no, no.
09:53No, no, no.
09:54No, no, no.
09:55No, no, no.
09:56Ratko, can you tell me what you think?
09:57Oh, I'm Henry Morgenthau, owner of delicious and expensive hams.
10:01Kill.
10:02And see.
10:03Oh my god.
10:06Bro, really kill somebody for some ham.
10:08Ignore me and continue shopping?
10:11It's New Yorker.
10:12Man, they should've told the chief.
10:13Now they could've had backup or something.
10:16Oh my god.
10:17The item of the ham.
10:18No.
10:19I don't even have to tell him right on himself.
10:21I know she has bolted.
10:22I don't even know moving.
10:23It's a waste of Manchego.
10:25Tough.
10:26How are you still here?
10:28Hey!
10:31Why how?
10:32Why the gelato?
10:33Why are you still shopping?
10:35Who's working still?
10:36Bruh, look at your suit.
10:38No, I did not brief you.
10:39He did get away.
10:40But, I got you hazelnut.
10:43A little spoon there.
10:46Did he get his gun?
10:50Oh.
10:51You better have, right?
10:52I wish I could get a sign here full time.
10:54Why?
10:55It's safe.
10:56Big ass motherfucker away from the action.
10:58He's traumatized.
10:59He has PTSD.
11:00You're wrong about hope.
11:01In 1981, he caught the disco string.
11:07What the fuck?
11:09Shut up.
11:10The man is the real deal.
11:11So stupid.
11:12It can be hard to win our bet when you're on the bench Peralta.
11:15I did start a new category.
11:16Murderers, we let go.
11:18Have fun with your files.
11:19Have fun with your face.
11:20Ha!
11:21That's something we would say.
11:24After seeing The Wire, I'm like, there's way more unsolved murders than that.
11:29So, what movie do you get us tickets to?
11:31Just to be safe, I bought tickets to all of them.
11:34Oh my god.
11:35I didn't want to mess up because you're opinionated.
11:38You think I'm opinionated?
11:39You're a bad judge of character and your shirt looks like vomit.
11:41So we can go see North by Northwest.
11:43Hey, that's a good one.
11:44Let's see the movie together.
11:45Good call.
11:46Should've stuck with North by Northwest, man.
11:50Is that the movie where the plane comes landing?
11:54Yeah.
11:55Where he's like shooting at him.
11:56He doesn't land.
11:57Hey.
11:58I like the tar.
11:59If you can't beat him, join him.
12:00Turns out there were a bunch of references to a Serbian thug.
12:02Street names The Rat and The Butcher.
12:04Who's known to hang out in a storage unit near Borum Park.
12:06Woo!
12:07You solved it.
12:08That's fine work to take there.
12:09Good police.
12:10A testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately.
12:16Oh my god.
12:17I've seen this meme.
12:19Let's share it with the whole team.
12:21Santiago, Boyle, Diaz, get in here.
12:23Bring a camera.
12:27Woo!
12:28Jake Peralta.
12:29Yeah, and that's our hand, everyone.
12:32Thank you for the camera.
12:34You know Andy Steinberg's not bad looking.
12:36You're looking directly at his dick area.
12:39What are you talking about?
12:40His face has been here the whole time, brother.
12:42Does he always talk this much?
12:44I just tune it out.
12:45It's like a white noise machine.
12:46Okay, first of all, that's racist.
12:48It's so funny.
12:49It's so funny.
12:50It's so funny.
12:51Why did it take you so long to get your first command?
12:52Because I'm gay.
12:53Gino is right?
12:54Gino is right.
12:55I'm surprised you didn't know.
12:56I don't try to hide it.
12:57I mean, you couldn't tell.
12:58Oh my God.
12:59It's got a little bit of a gay vibe.
13:00Mask.
13:01Everybody mask.
13:02I am not a good detective.
13:04I feel bad that you spent all that money on the movie tickets.
13:05You just go to the movies with me.
13:06Nope.
13:07Don't take the money.
13:08Don't take the money.
13:09Don't take the YouTube.
13:10Why did it take you so long to get your first command?
13:11Why did it take you so long to get your first command?
13:12Because I'm gay.
13:13Gino is right?
13:14Gino is right.
13:15Gino is right.
13:16I'm surprised you didn't know.
13:17I don't try to hide it.
13:18I don't try to hide it.
13:19No.
13:20I mean, you couldn't tell.
13:21I feel bad that you spent all that money on the movie tickets.
13:23You just go to the movies with me.
13:24Nope.
13:25Don't take the money.
13:26Don't take the YouTube.
13:27What?
13:28I'm taking the money.
13:29I'm taking the money on those tickets.
13:30Nobody told him to.
13:31I know, but he did still because he wanted to go above and beyond.
13:34Aw.
13:35You're sweet.
13:36Damn, episode one, we're already making traction here with these, like, ships.
13:39The NYPD was not ready for an openly gay detective.
13:42But then the old guard died out.
13:44Suddenly, they couldn't wait to show off the fact that they had a highly-ranking gay officer.
13:48But they put me in a public affairs unit.
13:50All I ever really wanted was my own command.
13:52Now I finally got it.
13:54And I'm not gonna screw it up.
13:56I feel like a jackass.
13:58This is a great moment.
13:59Aw, they're covering a lot of ground here in episode one.
14:01Right?
14:02There's Ratko.
14:03Humility over.
14:04I'm amazing!
14:06There's the music.
14:10How do you stop a bullet from shooting you in the head if you got a vest on your chest?
14:14Well, your head's harder to hit than your chest.
14:16Sure.
14:17It moves more.
14:18Look at his little snub nose.
14:21Aw.
14:22Move!
14:23Ha!
14:24Ha!
14:25Ha!
14:26Ha!
14:27Ha!
14:28Ha!
14:29Ha!
14:30Ha!
14:31Ha!
14:32Ha!
14:33Ha!
14:34Ha!
14:35Ha!
14:36Ha!
14:37Ha!
14:38Ha!
14:39Ha!
14:40Ha!
14:41Ha!
14:42Whoa!
14:43Ratko, you can't stop me.
14:44How's his head gonna move a lot here?
14:45Well, he's aiming directly at his chest, woman!
14:47Cause if you take a look to your left, you'll see Detectives Boyle and Diaz.
14:51My team has you surrounded.
14:52Oh my God!
14:53I just got the tie thing!
14:54You might have figured out what?
14:56I wanna know.
14:57It's a uniform!
14:58It's important to you because you were kept off the team for so long and now you're the
15:01coach and you want us to all wear that same uniform.
15:04Nailed it!
15:05Now just arrest Ratko!
15:06Damn!
15:07Oh God!
15:08Right in the knee!
15:09He ran right into that one.
15:10Yeah!
15:11That's how we do it in the 9-9, sir.
15:12What's wrong with you?
15:13That is a real mistake.
15:14It is inside me.
15:15Yeah!
15:16All right!
15:17That's a hell of a pilot, man!
15:18We saw the pilot!
15:19This show is so funny!
15:20The pilot!
15:21It hits the ground running, really!
15:22Man, that trailer was so bad!
15:24Yeah!
15:25Yeah!
15:26Yeah!
15:27Yeah!
15:28Yeah!
15:29Yeah!
15:30Yeah!
15:31Yeah!
15:32Yeah!
15:33Yeah!
15:34It's so bad!
15:35That's why I was like, the trailer doesn't do a justice.
15:38That's crazy!
15:39But you can't also create a trailer for something like this because it's all a lot of jokes and
15:45yeah.
15:46The pilot is a trailer.
15:47The pilot is a trailer.
15:48Yeah!
15:49The pilot is a trailer.
15:50Compared to the Office and Parks and Rec pilot, I'd say this is hitting the ground running
15:55immediately.
15:56Oh yeah!
15:57What was the Office's pilot?
15:58It was a lot of dry humor like the British Office apparently and Michael was
16:04much more like, more detestable rather than like funny.
16:07I need to rewatch it because in my mind the pilot is Diversity Day.
16:11That's right!
16:12No!
16:13No!
16:14It's like the third episode.
16:15That's like episode six.
16:16No, that's like season four or three.
16:17Yeah, but like in my mind, like I literally, like my first episode of The Office is Diversity
16:21Day.
16:22I know that that's not, but that's the one that I remember.
16:23Like he was even dressed differently.
16:24I don't know what it was, but I remember it being very cringe that I was like, I'm not
16:27sure if I like this shot.
16:28Was it a lot of like, that's what she said jokes kind of?
16:31No, I didn't even get to that yet.
16:32He was more just like an asshole, like, and with no like funny cringe.
16:38There was some cringe, but I don't know.
16:40Season one of The Office is like six episodes and it is so different than the rest of the
16:45show.
16:46And then I would say same with like seasons one and two of Parks and Rec.
16:49Yeah.
16:50This, I've seen like a good portion of the first season a long time ago, but this feels
16:54like pretty indicative of like each of the characters like immediately.
16:57Yeah.
16:58And I'm wondering, so like I was laughing, you know, I think they had some good jokes, but
17:03I'm wondering like how much more it's going to build on.
17:06Cause I feel like it's going to get funnier.
17:08I know it's going to get funnier, but I'm just interested in like how they're going to
17:11do it.
17:12There's a lot of opportunities cause like you're in New York, you're cops.
17:14Your workplace scenarios far exceed that of a parks department or a paper company.
17:20So it could be pretty wild.
17:22It's almost like a, you know, community college, like literally everything can fall under community
17:27college and everything could fall under police work.
17:29So it should be pretty fucking silly.
17:31And a good character building for the first episode too.
17:34Like you kind of met everybody.
17:37And I think it was a good idea of bringing Captain Holt who's new, telling him what each of
17:43the members on your team kind of also introducing it to us because we are just as new as Captain Holt.
17:48Oh yeah, man.
17:49He's the audience insert.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Cause we're all big.
17:53Being Captain Holt, RIP Andre Brower.
17:55Which is crazy, man.
17:57Yeah.
17:58It wasn't too long ago.
17:59No, it was years ago.
18:00Really?
18:01I think like last year, like 2024.
18:02Oh, so if he passed away after the show.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Okay.
18:0661?
18:07That's so sad.
18:08Oh my God, so young.
18:10And yeah, so he, like, there was a big, like, it gets serious sometimes too.
18:15Like him saying, like, obviously he was passed over for command because he was gay.
18:19And now they want a gay person.
18:21They want him.
18:22Wait, look, we got a gay person.
18:23Yeah.
18:24So there are those topics that get touched on, like, okay, like, that's a little serious.
18:28And obviously, like, he's so much older, now he's getting Captain Command.
18:31And so, and he was, like, really good detective such a long time ago.
18:34So a lot of prejudice there.
18:36I like that.
18:37Yeah.
18:38I missed that whole part in the whole show that I watched.
18:41Now?
18:42Yeah.
18:43I knew that he was gay, but I didn't know that he was passed over because he was gay.
18:45And, like, they talked about him being great.
18:46Oh.
18:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:48I guess I was just too into the jokes.
18:50Some people put on, like, background watch too so you could miss things.
18:53But, like, they, I made the joke of, like, okay, if this was The Wire, there would be
18:57so many more unsolved murders.
18:59But I like that it doesn't take itself too seriously from the day-to-day stuff.
19:03So, like, we can have some laughs, you know, in this scenario.
19:05I mean, they solved the murder and it's funny.
19:07Yeah.
19:08It's like he's pushing him into the gelato.
19:09I mean, like, it's goofy, but then, like, you do have some serious stuff like that.
19:14So, I'm fine with the tone already.
19:16I'm already in love with all the characters.
19:18Yeah.
19:19I love them all.
19:20I think they're so funny, so individually, like, hilarious.
19:22There's a competition between Rosa, not Rosa.
19:25De Santiago.
19:26Yeah.
19:27And Jake.
19:28It's so funny.
19:29I just love that.
19:30It's just hilarious.
19:31I love how the CVs are just, like, there.
19:34Like, this lady's just shopping.
19:36Yeah.
19:37The maintenance, just like.
19:39I think that's one of the most realistic things.
19:42So funny.
19:43Because, like, if you've seen any, like, I was born in New York, but I'm not the authority.
19:49When you see, like, any viral video of, like, someone acting up in a McDonald's or something,
19:53or blah, blah, blah.
19:54And it's, like, New York.
19:55Everyone else is just, like, still just, like, in line.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Just, like, going about their business.
19:59Like, ordering.
20:00A subway.
20:01Like, I don't care.
20:02Yeah.
20:03Or the subway.
20:04Like, this is just normal.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Which is kind of sad when really messed up stuff happens on the subway.
20:08Yes.
20:09But, yeah.
20:10It's New York.
20:11But, I mean, technically it doesn't mess up.
20:12There's, like, a bird, like, running around and there was a gun that was on the floor.
20:15There's people still working.
20:16Grandma's from Italy.
20:17They've been through it all.
20:18They're just shopping.
20:19They're just like, are you still here?
20:20I have shopping to do.
20:21Someone died because of ham.
20:23Like, that's just.
20:24Yeah, it's expensive ham.
20:25So, I was in Spain this year and literally everywhere you went there was, like, that jamon that they would sell.
20:30And even at the airport, duty free.
20:32Yeah.
20:33You can buy it there, too.
20:34Like, this had, like.
20:35Isn't that expensive?
20:36What's it called again?
20:37The whole thing.
20:38I don't want to say it now.
20:39I mean, there's different.
20:40There's different kinds.
20:41Yeah.
20:42There's so many.
20:43But cured mead, I mean, that's, like, the big thing in Spain, right?
20:466,000.
20:47The cameos in the apartment was fun.
20:49Fred Armisen immediately.
20:50Yeah, Fred Armisen.
20:51Yeah.
20:52And then, even the stoner guy looked familiar.
20:54I can't remember where he's from.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Yeah.
20:57The guy, the Fred guy, he's in Broad City as, like, a baby.
21:00And I'm like, is this a crossover?
21:01Yeah.
21:02It's so funny.
21:03Well, Fred Armisen is absolutely hilarious.
21:05He dare you go.
21:06Portlandia, baby.
21:07He was Uncle Fester.
21:09Dear sister.
21:10He's, uh, I don't know why I've been thinking about Eurotrip lately, but he's in Eurotrip.
21:14Is he miscusi?
21:15Miscusi.
21:16Miscusi.
21:17I didn't realize that that was him.
21:18Miscusi.
21:19So, yeah.
21:20Fred Armisen.
21:21Oh, my God.
21:22So, he must have had, like, a big chunk of it, right?
21:25Hey, dog.
21:26I'm not gonna lie.
21:27I would eat the fuck out of some $1,000 ham, dog.
21:30Does it, like, really taste $1,000?
21:32We about to find out.
21:33I'm hungry as fuck for ordering.
21:35I don't think anything tastes more than, like, $100.
21:38Like, I think that's, like, the limit of, like, yeah, this tastes about $100.
21:41But, I mean, it's a size, right?
21:43Like, I'm sure you can get $100, like, a small size of it.
21:46Like, if you're getting a bigger piece, it's more pricey.
21:48Because it's cured.
21:49It's the time spent for curing it.
21:50And I think it's kind of.
21:51Hold on.
21:52It was acorn-fed.
21:53Yeah, it was acorn-fed.
21:54What was wrong with it that it had to be cured?
21:56I'm just kidding.
21:57Well, actually, I heard that.
21:58Hey, hey, hey, hey.
21:59If cigarettes are dangerous, how come smoky things cures it?
22:02Huh?
22:03Huh?
22:04Ah.
22:05Huh?
22:06You stupid.
22:07That's it.
22:08That's it.
22:09We are gonna jump into episode two.
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