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FACKHAM HALL Trailer (2025) Tom Felton
A new porter who embarks on an unlikely relationship with the youngest daughter of a prominent UK family. At the same time, rivalries are spilling over in the Davenport family, led by Lord and Lady Davenport as they also weather the epic failure of the wedding of their eldest daughter to her caddish cousin.

Director: Jim O'Hanlon
Actors: Emma Laird, Damian Lewis, Katherine Waterston, Thomasin McKenzie
Genre: Comedy
Release Date: 04 December 2025


#comedy #socialsatire #historicalcomedy
Transcript
00:00Well done, father!
00:08England, 1931.
00:12Welcome to Thackham Hall.
00:14Home to the Davenports.
00:16Finally, one of our children is to be wed.
00:19After so many years of courting,
00:21she's finally found the right cousin.
00:23It was a different time.
00:25National League showage!
00:27A simpler time.
00:28You're here for the position of hallboy, is that why?
00:31You've brought all the wine up from the cellar.
00:33Yes, ma'am.
00:34And closed the cellar hatch.
00:39A time of manners.
00:41Stop gulping and do your job.
00:46A time of modesty.
00:48For God is strong and mighty, and made us all hard.
00:53And made us all.
00:54Hard as life may be, he is there to show the way.
00:57And a time...
00:59...of murder.
01:00AHHHHH!
01:06I'm here regarding the murder of Lord Davenport.
01:08I'm feared you're too late.
01:10Someone's already done it.
01:11I believe the murderer to be in this room.
01:14I shall be watching you all.
01:16And if there's anything out of the ordinary, you can be damn sure I'll notice it.
01:25If you want a real suspect, try looking into that orphan boy.
01:29Tell me your dreams.
01:30Well, I have this dream where my penis falls off, but I can't go to the doctor because I'm late for school.
01:35Insane!
01:37What on God's flat earth is going on?
01:40Oh well, you made it to seven.
01:46To London's oldest ever chimney suite.
01:48How does anyone know when they're in love?
01:54Maybe there's just something in the air.
01:56You are a bunch of whiny c-
02:07Sorry.
02:10You may kiss the choir boys.
02:14You may kiss.
02:15The choir boys will now sing Ave Maria.
02:26After all.
02:27Here we go..
02:28Here we go.
02:29That's not me.
02:30Then the VOC will name the vampire.
02:31I came to theidal.
02:32And there's a built secrecy exterior.
02:36That came out of TT.
02:37Therefore here.
02:38You may be coming in the wall, you might show.
02:41Whatever it might be.
02:42Let's do it.
02:43No body is not done.
02:45You have to buy it at this.
02:49But we could be fine.
02:51If it's quiet, cause that is not right.
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