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00:00:00I'm married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:04Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:15Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:24You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:30That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:32What the fuck?
00:00:36Michelangelo?
00:00:37Don't look at that.
00:00:39You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56It was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:57Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:43Oh.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:47Oh.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents will be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:12I like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:09Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19I can meet him later.
00:05:19No, the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:55But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57Bye.
00:05:58Bye.
00:05:58Bye.
00:06:07So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did you have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:01I'm sorry.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream.
00:07:19But it's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:41Come back tonight.
00:07:44And make something nice.
00:07:47Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet.
00:08:19Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:56What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:56See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:02What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:20I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:40And I promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:43So, Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's
00:10:48cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03Ah.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:05make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets
00:11:08what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:11Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have
00:11:17to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry
00:11:24the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry
00:11:27someone who picks up
00:11:28dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something
00:11:47uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like
00:11:53pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh,
00:12:03but I learned a thing
00:12:05or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able
00:12:21to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:23to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:41Well, Angelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose
00:12:56your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:12:59Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son,
00:13:12we're gonna need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15I ran my money.
00:13:16Try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent now.
00:13:18You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl's
00:13:32not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately to avoid
00:13:37any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:17So,
00:14:24your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying
00:14:28at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So, this is
00:14:42Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:10So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here,
00:15:13not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your
00:15:16banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong?
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back,
00:15:27I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:31Oh, by the way,
00:15:37this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start
00:15:41wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:52You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:15:59This isn't like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're...
00:16:03Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change
00:16:12when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered to help
00:16:17pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with
00:16:20a quick proposal.
00:16:21Michelangelo
00:16:22the Ninja Turtle.
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo
00:16:27Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've
00:16:30heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo
00:16:32Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shh!
00:16:38So, should I end?
00:16:39Or have you, like,
00:16:40start a hundred
00:16:40canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's
00:16:48been a whirlwind
00:16:49of a romance.
00:16:50He's so
00:16:52toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know,
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:05Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:37We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:18:10Nice place.
00:18:24I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks.
00:18:27Finally.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:31No, I'm good.
00:18:33We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:38You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:53Who are you?
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:59Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever.
00:19:06Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25Sweet dreams.
00:19:32I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:20:02See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:07Sorry.
00:20:08I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:23How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:51And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:55Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:58I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:07Dog walker.
00:21:08And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:11Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:19It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:35You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:40I like it.
00:21:41Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:42You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:46Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:50Oh, fine.
00:21:51Yeah.
00:21:52We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:54All right.
00:21:55Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:57Oh, and listen.
00:21:58He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:01But I...
00:22:02I promise.
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:05You're right.
00:22:06Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:23I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:41His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48The real dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like them.
00:22:59I'd like them.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:28It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:40If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:54You did?
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:56I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:11I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:12Hell yeah.
00:24:13I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:14Yeah.
00:24:15I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:16I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:18Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:23Looks pretty big.
00:24:24It was a big school.
00:24:25Public schools.
00:24:26Am I right?
00:24:27Oh, yeah.
00:24:28Oh, yeah.
00:24:29Oh, yeah.
00:24:30I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:31Yeah.
00:24:32I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:34I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:37Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:39Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:42Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:45Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:54Me?
00:24:55Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:04Nope.
00:25:05Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:07Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13You should pick it up.
00:25:14Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16It's over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO?
00:25:29You got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:34You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:35You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:36Yes, I know.
00:25:37Yeah.
00:25:38That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:41So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:45Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:46Fuck no.
00:25:47Come on, dad.
00:25:48Okay.
00:25:49Come on, dad.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:59Ow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:03Are you okay?
00:26:04Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:05You're engaged, remember?
00:26:06And this is our new palette.
00:26:19Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, dad?
00:26:39What a day, dad.
00:26:40It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:46Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:55Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:17Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:39Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together, comfort each other just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:03Tonight?
00:28:04Shit.
00:28:05When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:23What's the matter?
00:28:25You two are getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:31Got it.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:28:40Why, Dad?
00:28:41So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:03You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out!
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:55I'm picking up my wildδΎΞ±
00:30:08I'm changing up my head from here in the chicks.
00:30:09I'm trying to figure out the beautiful time when I get on the blue cotta that I went to it.
00:30:12It smells like it!
00:30:14That is quite interesting.
00:30:16I'm coming in.
00:30:18I'm going to see you moving a lot.
00:30:20Okay, all the way up again.
00:30:22What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Oh, thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:49I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:17She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiancΓ©e's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michelangelo, Dino Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:03Amelia.
00:32:04Hi.
00:32:05You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:23sorry i don't come to concerts often i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned
00:32:29this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place yeah but you're drinking for free tonight
00:32:34talk to the bartender wow the ip treatment you look like one thanks jenny hey lover boy we're on
00:32:45gotta go find me in the green room after hope you like it
00:32:52break a leg
00:32:53rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:22good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson one more please
00:33:31but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:33:38jake you guys are great you really think so i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53the who you don't know the strokes
00:33:57are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's all right lots of stuff to introduce you to you want some a little drink yeah thank you
00:34:11so when did you learn how to play guitar
00:34:19since i was 13
00:34:22played in bands all through high school and college but
00:34:25i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:27that's awesome
00:34:28when i get my record deal i can finally quit my job
00:34:32focus on music full time
00:34:34you're gonna quit dog walking
00:34:36i thought you liked it
00:34:38i do but
00:34:39it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:34:42i don't even like dogs that much
00:34:44more of a cat person
00:34:45a cat person
00:34:48who doesn't like dogs
00:34:52even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:34:54i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:56i just want to relax
00:34:58have a good time
00:35:00you're beautiful you know that
00:35:02i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:35:07now i'm not sure
00:35:08we have nothing in common
00:35:10is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:35:13what the heck
00:35:17i'm tipsy and he's cute
00:35:19michelangelo had his fun
00:35:20now i can have mine
00:35:22looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:37what's going on
00:35:40that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:35:42the nepo baby underwear model
00:35:44he's not
00:35:45you coming with me dog walker
00:35:47don't make me get the leash
00:35:49what the hell michelangelo
00:35:50back off
00:35:52dude
00:35:52back off
00:35:53grubby little hipster
00:35:54she's my fiance
00:35:55so that was an engagement ring
00:35:58jake i can explain
00:36:00jake i can explain
00:36:00let's go
00:36:02i'm really sorry jake
00:36:05i'm not jake
00:36:06this is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober mic
00:36:15and this is for making me listen andy
00:36:19i can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah i don't have the paparazzi following me around just an italian american psycho
00:36:33i'm not following you around you know what i get it you saw me with chantelle last night and now you're jealous
00:36:40oh me jealous
00:36:42me jealous did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:36:46like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick i have a name
00:36:52wait what are you doing that is an original
00:36:55i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:56oh fine i'll just hop in my time machine go back to ancient rome and get another one
00:37:02i don't care about your art your money your stupid mansion you're treating me like shit
00:37:06that's from the renaissance you're history's worst nightmare
00:37:10i tried to make this work with you we signed a contract
00:37:13for an arranged marriage
00:37:15did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction
00:37:18you are such a simpleton
00:37:20wait wait wait wait wait
00:37:24well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27i tried to get along with you you brought this on to yourself
00:37:30i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:32right back at you
00:37:33i fucking hate you
00:37:35i fucking hate you more
00:37:50i wish i didn't get it but what did you want to say
00:38:03you want to say
00:38:05i wish i didn't get it but what did you want to say
00:38:14i wish i could call her
00:38:15hello
00:38:17where am i who's spooning me
00:38:46is that jake
00:38:47how drunk was i
00:38:53michelangelo dog walker
00:38:57i forgot we did that last night
00:39:01must have been all those free beers
00:39:05we don't have to talk about this we had too many drinks
00:39:09just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:39:15i have to go to work
00:39:19i should get up too
00:39:21oh my head
00:39:23there's pedia light in the fridge
00:39:27thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great
00:39:37thanks
00:39:39i don't feel great
00:39:41the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:43you
00:39:45on the other hand
00:39:47are glowing today
00:39:49what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:55wait
00:39:57for the first time
00:39:59yeah
00:40:01we're taking it slow
00:40:03michelangelo
00:40:05the male gigolo
00:40:07taking it slow
00:40:09maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:11and
00:40:13and
00:40:15how was it
00:40:17well
00:40:19really bad
00:40:21right i knew it
00:40:23actually
00:40:25that explains the glow
00:40:29i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:33that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:35i don't get it
00:40:37he and i are nothing alike
00:40:39and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:41i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game
00:40:43and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and
00:40:45you get the picture
00:40:47you get the picture
00:40:49hey
00:40:51opposites attract
00:40:53i mean
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:57cause you're so different
00:40:59something like that
00:41:09here comes
00:41:11right on the schedule
00:41:13the dog walker's in love with me
00:41:15i'll have to let it down easy
00:41:17weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:30what was that about?
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:35maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:39hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:43maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:45hey unfortunately something came up i can't make it tonight
00:42:01i can't make it tonight
00:42:05why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:07and why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:09you haven't texted me yet
00:42:30hey
00:42:31hi
00:42:33hi
00:42:34we should talk
00:42:36we should talk
00:42:37about us
00:42:38i'm not very good with words
00:42:42me neither
00:42:43but
00:42:44last night i
00:42:45you don't have to say anything
00:42:46we both know it was a mistake
00:42:48and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:50like nothing ever happened
00:42:52nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand it
00:42:54you just listen to me for a second
00:42:55look
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:58i'm a big girl
00:42:59i've had a one night stand before
00:43:01i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay
00:43:05i get it
00:43:06i'm not one of your
00:43:07your models
00:43:08or your
00:43:09your d-list actresses
00:43:10you don't have to give me some
00:43:12big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:14i know that if you would take back last night
00:43:16that you would
00:43:17frankly so would i
00:43:18i mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:20you don't understand
00:43:21let's
00:43:22let's get some take out
00:43:23and figure this thing out
00:43:25i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just
00:43:30call me amelia
00:43:34what happened to dog walker
00:43:37i have a confession to make
00:43:41last night
00:43:43i don't know how
00:43:44i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:51really
00:43:52do i
00:43:53look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv
00:43:59but
00:44:00there is
00:44:01a fire
00:44:02between us amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:08you sound like you're
00:44:09reading a horoscope
00:44:10amelia
00:44:12please
00:44:13don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:15i felt it too
00:44:21amelia
00:44:22please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:24i felt it too
00:44:27so why are we fighting it
00:44:28i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:37me too
00:44:39me too
00:44:41definitely
00:45:02so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:53i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:08oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:35look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry
00:47:11just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake
00:47:18but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember
00:47:21and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:51oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci?
00:47:59sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:01you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah
00:48:04but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:08at the dog park
00:48:09mmhmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:11it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:13go get a lover boy
00:48:16so
00:48:27you just throw it
00:48:29and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's
00:48:33it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:27have a good night mr. de novalino
00:49:29what's that
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01no kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:04why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the back
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this
00:50:35i can't cook
00:50:36at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no my mom taught me
00:50:43tell me about her
00:50:45i never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:53passed away when i was eleven
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:58i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was thirteen
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:16or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:33hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well
00:52:43don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:07love you too
00:53:08sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:35look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:04all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:07we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play
00:54:21right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24oh
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for cold play
00:54:31huh
00:54:32dad
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36what
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38me
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:41it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but
00:54:45we cannot
00:54:46have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not amelia's thing
00:54:51i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right
00:55:22all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:26all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:43so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:01i wasn't expecting it
00:56:03i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:21yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:24amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12i kind of like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45emilia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:19thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:32you know that betsy
00:58:34is the most important person
00:58:36in the world to me
00:58:36right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me
00:58:41that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Domperion
00:59:25Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich
01:00:16for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:18so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind
01:00:28you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59look
01:00:59i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:05you know what you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:36that's not what i meant it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you
01:02:42you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:46shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:55we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus hey romulus
01:04:19what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:25i'm sorry
01:05:27chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:34i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:05:59and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00and she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04come back to me
01:06:10Amelia?
01:06:13hi dad
01:06:15gucci's gone?
01:06:18i'll be right there
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:27gucci gucci
01:06:29romulus
01:06:30what? hold on
01:06:31oh
01:06:33well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:40i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right?
01:06:49oh
01:06:50good thanks
01:06:52gucci
01:06:53this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:56gucci
01:06:58gucci
01:06:59gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:07:03huh? i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:07sorry i'm late dad
01:07:09where were you?
01:07:11i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:14gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:18smart move dude
01:07:21here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:24see ya that's it
01:07:29yeah that's it
01:07:30yeah that's it
01:07:33yeah yeah
01:07:34yeah
01:07:35services
01:07:36oh
01:07:37yeah yeah yeah
01:07:39oh
01:07:41uh
01:07:42gucci
01:07:43He's hopeless.
01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never going to find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See, they're not going to kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci!
01:08:23My boy's back!
01:08:32Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:02Please.
01:09:06Amelia.
01:09:10Can we talk?
01:09:14Please.
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:24Amelia.
01:09:25Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:43I needed to hear that.
01:09:43Thanks for saying that.
01:09:44I needed to hear that.
01:09:45And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:47You're not one.
01:09:48I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:49Most of them are good.
01:09:50I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:09:51I'm not.
01:09:52You're not.
01:09:53You're not?
01:09:54What do you mean?
01:09:55Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:09:59And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we love you.
01:10:01You're not one.
01:10:02You're not one.
01:10:03I'm still learning new things about you.
01:10:04Most of them are good.
01:10:05I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:06I'm not.
01:10:07You're not.
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:09Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:28Dad.
01:10:29What is it, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:34Why, son?
01:10:36Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:39And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:10:47Consider our contract Noel and Boyd.
01:10:52Amelia, what will it be?
01:11:05Will you marry me?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Yes, I'll marry you.
01:11:16You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:21And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:23Look at me.
01:11:25I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:32All right, all right, you two.
01:11:33That's enough, all right?
01:11:34We spent this whole night together.
01:11:36Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:38We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:39Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:45I think I can get used to it.
01:11:47And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:11:49I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:11:51Especially Coldplay.
01:11:52We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:11:54It was worth a try.
01:11:56It was worth a try.
01:12:09And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:24Michelangelo?
01:12:25Ah, Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:37I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:56I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:03I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:12And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:34I love you so much.
01:13:43I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:49Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:54Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:08I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:10Ti amo Michelangelo. I love you.
01:14:13With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:20You may kiss your bride.
01:14:22Thanks.
01:14:23I'm Betsy.
01:14:24Amelia's sister.
01:14:25I'm Jake.
01:14:26Another dog walker.
01:14:27That's crazy, you know, given my sister.
01:14:29But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:31Me too.
01:14:32Woo!
01:14:33Woo!
01:14:46Oh, god.
01:14:47Strong faith, close family.
01:14:54Choose and lose the tragedy.
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