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S1, Ep 8: The Mystery Machine gang turn up at an offshore hotel with Sonny and Cher for the holidays. However they soon find themselves in another mystery when the hotel manager Milo Meekly warns them of shark men associated with Pescado Diabolico who rise from the waves to haunt the place. Naturally the gang are suspicious and decide to investigate...
The last of my Scooby Doo Movies episodes, which ran from 1972 to 1973, I have these from an old video recording from the mid 1990's (complete with adverts) when they were shown in the UK. Not repeated since and a couple of episodes hard to get hold of now, this episode features Sonny and Cher, who enjoy gentle ribbing of Sonny's lack of height and Cher's nose. Not sure she'd be so laidback nowadays, but it makes for a fun and spooky episode - suitable for Halloween, in fact, and this particular episode was originally broadcast on October 28th 1972, so just over 53 years to the day! Now that IS scary!
(Note: For whatever reason my Sandy Duncan episode from this series has been removed from Dailymotion. Whether it is due to the episode itself or one of the adverts that appear during the old commercial breaks, I don't know, but for those seeking it the episode can still be found on the OK.ru site).
The last of my Scooby Doo Movies episodes, which ran from 1972 to 1973, I have these from an old video recording from the mid 1990's (complete with adverts) when they were shown in the UK. Not repeated since and a couple of episodes hard to get hold of now, this episode features Sonny and Cher, who enjoy gentle ribbing of Sonny's lack of height and Cher's nose. Not sure she'd be so laidback nowadays, but it makes for a fun and spooky episode - suitable for Halloween, in fact, and this particular episode was originally broadcast on October 28th 1972, so just over 53 years to the day! Now that IS scary!
(Note: For whatever reason my Sandy Duncan episode from this series has been removed from Dailymotion. Whether it is due to the episode itself or one of the adverts that appear during the old commercial breaks, I don't know, but for those seeking it the episode can still be found on the OK.ru site).
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00:00...of Scooby-Doo.
00:04Today, Scooby-Doo meets Sonny and Cher.
00:17Something tells me that today is a very good day for not going surfing.
00:22What? What?
00:23Ah, what's a little lightning?
00:24We can always hang chains off the back of our surfboards, like they do on trucks.
00:28Yeah, who's afraid of thunder?
00:32Don't worry, Scooby. I wouldn't send a dog out to surf like that.
00:36At least it's not raining.
00:39Might as well forget about the beach today.
00:42Nobody in their right mind would be out in that.
00:45Except those people.
00:47Don't worry. I'll have this little old top-up any minute.
00:52This little rest will do you good, hon.
00:54You can just sit in the sun on your little old weekend.
00:59And watch you play golf, and watch you play tennis, and watch you water ski, and watch you fish.
01:04Exactly. All that exercise will do wonders for you.
01:08A perfect second honeymoon.
01:11Ah, you deserve it, hon.
01:12Was that sound what I think it was?
01:19Now, don't panic, Pocahontas.
01:21All I have to do is jack up the little old front, and slip off the little old flat tire, slip on the little old spare tire, and we'll be rolling again.
01:31Well, except for one little old thing.
01:33You forgot the little old jack.
01:35Now, don't be silly.
01:37Does your little old Goomba look flaky enough to forget the little old jack?
01:41Yes.
01:42Well, I didn't.
01:44Good.
01:45Then get the little old car jacked up, and you forgot the little old spare tire.
01:50No, I didn't forget it.
01:52I left it at home to make room for my little old water skis.
01:56Sometimes I feel like a little old woman.
01:59Hey, that's that famous couple.
02:03Who?
02:04Who?
02:04Oh, everybody knows them, Scoob.
02:06That's what's his name and what's her name.
02:08Sonny and Cher.
02:10Doggone.
02:11We were traveling incognito.
02:13How'd you recognize us with my sunglasses on?
02:16Easy.
02:17We just read the monogram on your door.
02:19Sonny Bono and Mrs. Sonny Bono.
02:22Gee, imagine meeting you both right in the same ring.
02:25What are you doing here, Cher?
02:27Drowning.
02:29Hey, you know, it's real nice of you guys to give us a lift.
02:38I know we can get help at the hotel.
02:40Yeah.
02:41I'm sure they've got a slot machine in the lobby that dispenses tire.
02:45We're strangers in these parts.
02:46How do we get there?
02:47Yeah, Columbus.
02:48Or do we just sail on and on?
02:51Cher, we can't miss it.
02:52It's a big hotel.
02:53It ought to be as plain as the nose on your face.
02:56Well, hey, nothing personal, dearest.
03:00I love your little old big nose.
03:03There's a sign.
03:11Hide Hotel Ahead.
03:13I wonder why they want us to hide.
03:15That must be the Hideaway Hotel.
03:17Only somebody has taken away the away.
03:20I think someone should have taken me away for getting talked into this.
03:23Now, Cher, you've got to admit it isn't crowded.
03:26And look at all that nice ocean.
03:29Sure.
03:29And that's only the top of it.
03:31Yeah.
03:31It's almost up to the road.
03:33Must be an unusually high tide.
03:35Someone tell me when we get there.
03:37I'm a little chicken of the sea.
03:39Boy, when they say Hideaway Hotel, they sure mean hidden away.
03:48There's an arrow over there in the weed.
03:54350 yards.
03:55Par four?
03:57Oh, that must be the championship golf course.
03:59It mentions here in the brochure.
04:01Golf course?
04:02With all those weeds?
04:04Yep.
04:05Pretty tough rough.
04:06Rough?
04:07Rough?
04:07Let me see that color photograph of this hotel again.
04:11Oh, no.
04:12What do you mean, oh, no?
04:15It's an old Indian expression, which means, if that's it up ahead, this hotel brochure speaks
04:21with a forked tongue.
04:23All the lights are out.
04:24Like, yeah, they must go to bed early.
04:27At 6.30?
04:28Listen, the guests are all probably watching movies in the grand ballroom.
04:32All honk for a bell honk.
04:43Nobody's home.
04:44All honk again.
04:45No.
04:46Let's go inside quietly.
04:48Wait a minute, princess.
04:50I'll carry you.
04:51Across the threshold.
04:53You carry me?
04:54Of those stairs?
04:56No thanks, Butterfingers.
04:57Scooby, you make enough noise to wake the dead.
05:10Like, hey, Daphne, I wish you'd cool it with those expressions.
05:13This place already gives me the creeps.
05:15Like, like, that was a brilliant suggestion of our agent.
05:19Come in here on the off-season to avoid the crowd.
05:22Well, we sure have avoided them.
05:24Oh, that must be the hotel manager over there.
05:27Hi, there.
05:28I'm the popular television personality, Sunny Bono.
05:31And this is my lovely wife, the multi-talented Cher.
05:34And we'd like to...
05:36I said, we are the well-known musical couple, Sunny and Cher.
05:41And, well, we'd like as little fuss made over us as possible
05:44because we're here for, well, a little quiet vacation.
05:47And we...
05:48I don't think he hears me.
05:51Oh, evening.
05:53Didn't hear you sneaking up on me.
05:55Don't like to use up the batteries listening to just crickets.
05:58Name's Milo Meekly, manager this here hostelry.
06:03Anything I can do to be of service, you talk right up.
06:06Wonderful.
06:07I said wonderful.
06:09You see, we're Sunny and Cher, and Sunny and Cher.
06:13Nope, hasn't been too Sunny and Cherful.
06:18Off-season, you know.
06:19You should have been here last May.
06:21Had three straight days of fair weather.
06:24No, you don't understand.
06:26This is my wife, and we're married.
06:28Should hope so, with all those children.
06:31Nice-looking family.
06:32The twins are the spitting image of you.
06:35Twins?
06:36How do you tell them apart?
06:39Wait a minute.
06:40Haven't I seen some of you on the T and V?
06:44Well, you might have, you see.
06:46Know it.
06:47Never forget a face.
06:49You.
06:50You're the hound of the Baskervilles, right?
06:53With Basil Rothman.
06:55The hotel staff loves having celebrities stay with us.
06:58When you say hotel staff, where's the rest of it?
07:03Oh, you'll meet her in a mite.
07:05Matilda.
07:06Nice, quiet, hard worker, Matilda.
07:09Doesn't say much.
07:11Capes to herself.
07:13She's over there in the shadows.
07:15Sizing you folks up right now.
07:17Well, my wife and I are on kind of a honeymoon, and I wonder if the Oceanside Bridal Suite is available.
07:29Oceanside Bridal Suite?
07:31Yeah, the one my agent stayed in for his honeymoon.
07:34See, that's the one with its own sun deck overlooking the tennis courts.
07:38Sun deck and tennis courts went into the ocean eight, nine years ago.
07:45Rock slide.
07:47Well, then, how come your hotel brochure still lists it?
07:50Hmm.
07:51How long ago did your friend have his honeymoon?
07:54It couldn't have been more than 15 years at the most.
07:57After all, it's only his sixth marriage.
08:01Your friend gave you an old brochure.
08:04Hotels change management half a dozen times since that was printed up.
08:07Oh, fine.
08:10Well, want the bridal suite?
08:12It's got a real nice view of the rocks below, especially now that the porch dropped off.
08:19Well, I suppose so, if it's available.
08:23Uh, yep.
08:24Want all of your children in the same room?
08:27Uh, these aren't our children, Mr. Meekly.
08:29They picked us up in their car, and I'd like them to stay over for tonight, till the storm blows over.
08:34And you know what?
08:36Put their rooms on my tab.
08:37Well, I think we can squeeze you all in.
08:43Hey, when you say squeeze us all in, where are the other guests?
08:47Heh, heh, heh.
08:49Ain't any other guests.
08:51You're the only ones to brave it.
08:53B-b-brave it?
08:55Brave what?
08:56The curse.
08:57The curse.
08:58The curse.
08:58The curse?
09:01Right, young fella.
09:03The old legend spread by the local Indians about the Pescado Diabolico.
09:07Pescado Diabolico.
09:10That translates into fish of the devil.
09:13Yep.
09:14Sea monsters, if you want to believe that junk.
09:17Pescado Diabolico.
09:19The evil god of sharks.
09:21Sharks?
09:21Heh, heh, heh, heh.
09:24Yep.
09:25The story goes that one night when the sea winds moan, old Shark Face will walk upon the land.
09:32And all his man-eaters will leave the briny deep and follow him, driving all of us humans back into the sea.
09:40Heh, heh, heh, heh.
09:45What's that?
09:46What?
09:47That unearthly moaning.
09:49G-sharp, I believe.
09:50Yeah, like someone who was buried wants a shovel.
09:55I don't hear a thing.
09:57Maybe you need new batteries.
09:59If you do think you hear something, it's because you've heard the old wives' tale that goes,
10:05When the shark god calls the monsters of the deep, he summons them by blowing on a conch shell.
10:11We've never heard that old wives' tale, but we've heard the moaning just the same.
10:15Ish, tush, it's only your youthful imaginations.
10:18Before I show you to your room, any other questions?
10:22Uh, Scooby and I have one, Mr. Meekly.
10:24Uh, when is dinner?
10:25Huh? Dinner?
10:26Sure.
10:27Having youthful imaginations always gives us an appetite.
10:30Right? Right?
10:39What's that?
10:40Offhand, I'd say about 6.2 on the Richter earthquake scale.
10:45I don't mean the thunder.
10:46I saw something out there during the last lightning flash.
10:49Like what?
10:50Like something dragging itself out of the surf.
10:53Something slimy and horrible.
10:56Oh, come on, Daphne.
10:57You mean like something gray and scaly, covered with seaweed,
11:02with rows of sharp teeth and beady green eyes and webbed hands and feet with claws?
11:08Exactly.
11:08Did you see it, too?
11:10I'm not sure.
11:11Let's check during the next lightning flash.
11:13Notice anything different about me?
11:26Yeah, you're three inches shorter without shoes on.
11:29No, no.
11:31Check what I'm wearing, precious.
11:32Oh, yeah, it is precious.
11:34You're wearing a new pair of purple Pangee pajamas embroidered with your picture.
11:38Oh, come on, Cher.
11:39Don't let the weather get you down.
11:41You know what?
11:43My ESP tells me that tomorrow will be a beautiful day, and we're going to have fun, fun, fun.
11:49Yeah, well, something tells me in your case, ESP stands for extra stupid personality.
11:55How can we have fun, fun, fun?
11:56This place has no golf, no tennis, no pool.
11:59And with that storm, probably no beach.
12:04And those are its good points.
12:05But this is our delayed honeymoon.
12:08You should be enjoying it.
12:09I am enjoying it.
12:11Or my name isn't Barbara Streisand.
12:13Your name isn't Barbara Streisand.
12:15You catch on fast, big boy.
12:18Hey, you know what I feel like right now?
12:20A tall glass of warm milk.
12:22Right now, in those purple pajamas, you look more like a short, gray popsicle.
12:27I wonder if I can get room service.
12:29Well, if the phones to the mainland are dead, it figures that room service passed away, too.
12:36No answer.
12:38Well, a hotel this size must have a kitchen.
12:41I'll run down and get us a little, uh...
12:43Doesn't seem to be anything down there in the surf now.
12:55No.
12:56But suppose it's up here in the hotel with us.
12:59What's it?
13:00Pescado Diabolical.
13:02The shark god.
13:03Or maybe it was just your imagination.
13:06What was that horrible sound?
13:08Maybe that was our imagination, too.
13:12Hey, sleeping Bono, wake up.
13:15Oh, Cher.
13:16Why do you want to wake me up in the middle of the night?
13:19It's the middle of the morning.
13:21And we gotta rise, shine, have breakfast, and get out of this haunted hill.
13:27Oops, sorry you all spent such a restless night.
13:31Gorgeous day now.
13:33The sun is shining, the fish are jumping.
13:35And the corn is sure high.
13:37Hey, Mr. Meekly's right, sweetheart.
13:39There's still all the water sports.
13:41Water sports?
13:42Like it says on your vacation folder.
13:45Surfing, water skiing, glass-bottom paddle boats, scuba diving.
13:49Slight, uh, misprint there.
13:52No surfing or water skiing or glass-bottom paddle boats or scuba diving.
13:57How come?
13:58Well, if you're superstitious,
14:01there's always that ridiculous curse of the Pescado Diabolicos.
14:04If you're not superstitious, there's always the sharks.
14:09Look, I've never been a fish freak.
14:11So as far as I'm concerned,
14:13there's nothing here for an old married lady on her honeymoon.
14:16Will you make up our bill, please,
14:18before I become a senior citizen?
14:20Yep.
14:22Uh, no hurry, though.
14:23You can't leave right now.
14:25Why not?
14:26Condition of the main road.
14:28Go see for yourself.
14:31Whoa!
14:32The road to the mainland is under two fathoms of ocean.
14:35Someone must have left the water running last night.
14:37We've been hijacked.
14:39No, we're only marooned on this,
14:42this miserable island.
14:44We could always swim back.
14:46You're forgetting one of the hotel's most popular water sports.
14:51Shark feeding.
14:54Yep.
14:55Another reason, it's our slack season.
14:58This time of year,
14:59you can only get back to the mainland at mean low tide.
15:02And when is the exact time of the next mean low tide?
15:052.27.
15:07Next Tuesday.
15:09Man, that is mean.
15:11Well, that's about all the fun, fun, fun I can stand.
15:20Now, what are we going to do for excitement?
15:22How about exploring this place?
15:24I still think there's a lot more here than meets the eye.
15:27There have to be.
15:29So let's split up and comb the island.
15:32Crazy!
15:33But, like, how do you want to comb it?
15:34With a part in the middle or at one side?
15:36Sorry.
15:44There, there's the proof.
15:46I wasn't crazy last night.
15:47They're those prints, whatever they are.
15:50Yes, but whatever they are.
15:52Hey, what are they?
15:58There it goes again.
15:59That same sound that Mr. Meekly claimed
16:02was a signal for the sea monsters
16:03to rise up and chase all you men into the sea.
16:06Jack, when he said men,
16:08he meant all of us, mankind.
16:11All right.
16:12But I'm a woman, kind man.
16:14And that lets me out.
16:16I think I may have the answer.
16:18Mr. Meekly said it was supposed to be
16:20the spirit of the shark god
16:21blowing on a conch shell.
16:23Yeah, and for a spirit,
16:24he blows a pretty good conch.
16:27No, listen.
16:28There seems to be more than one conch sound.
16:33Man, if there's one sound I don't dig,
16:35it's stereo spirits.
16:37Come on, Mr. Bono.
16:38You don't believe in ghosts, do you?
16:40Yeah, what are you?
16:41A man or a mouse?
16:43Squeak up.
16:44Nah, I don't believe in ghosts.
16:45Like any other sensible person,
16:47I'm afraid of them.
16:49I don't think we have to be afraid
16:50of ghosts any longer.
16:51See?
16:57Empty rum bottles.
16:59Dozens of them.
17:00So what does that prove?
17:01One thing I never do
17:02is mess around with a spirit
17:04that's been drinking spirits.
17:06No, listen.
17:07Sure, that's all there was, Cher.
17:11Just the wind blowing across
17:12some empty jugs in the sand.
17:14Hmm.
17:15These are very old bottles.
17:18That's the seal of an ancient Spanish king.
17:20It probably says non-returnable.
17:23Ask Sonny.
17:24He's the Latin in this family.
17:25Ancient bottles like these
17:27are valuable collector's items.
17:28Why would anyone want to leave them
17:30lying around on the beach?
17:31Yeah.
17:32You know, if there's anything
17:33I can't stand,
17:35it's an evil shark litter bug.
17:39Nothing here but a lot of sand,
17:41which isn't my idea of...
17:43What'd I say?
17:44You want an instant replay?
17:47A lot of sand, which is...
17:51Yeah, a lot of sandwiches.
17:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:55Oh, wait a minute.
17:56Like, Mr. Meekly was out of his gourd.
17:58Huh?
17:59He said there aren't any boats.
18:00Or water sports.
18:11Will you find anything more alive?
18:13Five alive.
18:14Drink it.
18:15Now, that's what I call alive.
18:17Ain't nothing more alive than Five Alive.
18:22Bird's eye potato, waffle,
18:25so happily versatile,
18:26they go with beans,
18:27bangers, bacon, burgers,
18:29fish, fingers,
18:30fish, fingers,
18:31eggs in,
18:32eggs on,
18:33gap on,
18:34steak chops.
18:35Whirl and bake them, fry them,
18:37eat them,
18:37bird's eye potato,
18:38waffles,
18:39so awfully versatile.
18:40So the thief came through this door,
18:45then cracked the safe's code,
18:47and stole all the blue smarties.
18:50This thief is clever,
18:52but we will be cleverer.
18:55There are some clues on this pack, sir.
18:57Not now, Jones.
18:58The photo fits of the three suspects you wanted,
19:01Dr. Devious,
19:01Billy the Bonts,
19:02and Big Reg.
19:03All right.
19:04Back to the stage,
19:05you can help us crack this case
19:08by solving the clues on special packs
19:10to help identify the robber.
19:15How's your new flat, then?
19:17Oh, it's a palace, Mum.
19:19And your flatmates?
19:20The good lads, yeah.
19:22Problem with the train, was there?
19:24Engineering works, you know.
19:25How are you, Mum?
19:27Fine, Michael.
19:28How's me dad?
19:29Always run off with a belly dancer.
19:31Well, thanks for asking, son.
19:33Oh, sorry.
19:33I'm just a bit tired, Mum, you know?
19:34Well, it'll be all that studying.
19:37Er, and what is it this term?
19:40Anatomy.
19:45Zoom.
19:46Zoom.
19:48Zoom.
19:49Zoom.
19:50Zoom.
19:51Zoom.
19:52Zoom.
19:53Zoom.
19:55Look!
19:56Look!
19:56Look!
19:57Zoom.
19:58Zoom.
19:59Zoom.
20:00Zoom.
20:00Zoom.
20:01Zoom.
20:01Zoom.
20:01Zoom is refreshing in a big way.
20:05Before you wash, check your skin's care label.
20:09Do not dry clean skin.
20:10Choose soaps that are not harsh.
20:12Maintain skin's pH balance.
20:15Whatever your skin type, its pH is around 5.5.
20:18Some ordinary soaps have a higher pH
20:21and can leave your skin dry and taut.
20:23Johnson's pH 5.5 is designed to keep your skin feeling healthy,
20:28leaving it feeling soft and supple as well as clean.
20:31Johnson's pH 5.5 for healthy feeling skin.
20:34I've done it!
20:35I've done it!
20:38Ah!
20:40That rhino charged me.
20:42Nonsense, boy.
20:43They're free in every pack of Weetons.
20:45Is that okay?
21:02Great.
21:02Rewind.
21:03Too far.
21:14Avant-Garde, the new body spray from Impulse.
21:23A paddle boat!
21:25And hey, a glass-bottom boat with picture windows.
21:28We can take the scenic route.
21:30Man, dig all them floras and faunas down there.
21:33A catfish.
21:34Whee-oo!
21:35Shh!
21:36They're a flatfish.
21:39Look down there.
21:40A wreck.
21:43An old Spanish galleon, Scoob.
21:46And look at the size of that thing swimming out of it.
21:49Holy mackerel.
21:53Whatever it was, we didn't see it.
21:55I'm glad.
21:56Sure, whatever we saw was only one of those, uh, nautical illusions.
22:03I think we did see it.
22:06Man, my bilge pumps!
22:07We're heading for shore!
22:19And those tracks led up towards the hotel,
22:22but they disappeared at the rocks.
22:24Hey, it's Shag and Scooby.
22:27They're headed right for us!
22:30Gangway!
22:32Take cover!
22:37Gangway!
22:38What was that you were riding?
22:41Ow!
22:42Talk about crazy, mixed-up, seagoing egg beaters.
22:46Anybody got an aspirin?
22:48What happened?
22:49D-d-d-d-d-d-d-devil fish.
22:51Pesca-schmesca.
22:52Whatever they call it.
22:54Anybody got a couple of aspirin?
22:56Pescato diabolico?
22:58You saw the shark god?
22:59Oh.
23:00Oh.
23:00Oh.
23:00Oh!
23:00Describe it.
23:02IngenŃŃиounjem.
23:04Horrible?
23:05Ingoě¸ěš¨.
23:07Nauseating?
23:10Big, horrible, and nauseating?
23:13With lots of teeth?
23:14You said a mouthful.
23:19Anybody got a box of aspirin?
23:22Hey, look, a boat.
23:23Technically, it's not a boat. It's a kelp dredger.
23:26So, it's not the Queen Mary.
23:28It's still basic transportation off of this island.
23:31Let's signal it.
23:37Hey, it's gone.
23:39How could we lose anything that big?
23:41In a dinky minute.
23:43No ship, nothing.
23:45Hey, there's some kind of stairway leading down.
23:48Down to what?
23:49To them.
23:50But that kelp trawler couldn't just vanish into thin air.
23:53Maybe Mr. Meekly can tell us something.
23:57Mr. Meekly! Mr. Meekly!
24:00Like, maybe someone can tell us about Mr. Meekly's strange disappearance.
24:07What is it, Scooby?
24:10Your allergy?
24:11Slimy footprints.
24:13The same kind we saw on the beach.
24:15Where we saw that... that...
24:17Oh, that... thing from the ocean.
24:19Right.
24:20But these footprints stop where Mr. Meekly was.
24:23And isn't.
24:24Well, we know one thing.
24:26Meekly couldn't leave this island.
24:27Unless he disappeared on that ship that disappeared.
24:30No.
24:31There's a logical explanation for all the mysteries.
24:33All we've got to do is find it.
24:35Sonny and Cher, you look around the lobby here.
24:37Daphne and Velma, we'll make a sweep around the grounds outside.
24:41Shag, you and Scooby take the upstairs.
24:43Why upstairs?
24:44Why not down where the action is?
24:46Like the kitchen.
24:47And the dining room.
24:51Well, let's go.
24:53I'm looking, I'm looking.
24:54Yeah, you're looking scared.
24:56What makes you think I'm uptight?
24:58You're so uptight that if you stood in a draft, you'd twang.
25:01Well, don't worry.
25:02Nothing's gonna happen to you while I'm around.
25:04I know.
25:05Seems like a terrible waste of a honeymoon.
25:08I wonder if the shark god puts his fins around a girl.
25:11Aw, you don't believe that old wife's tale, do you?
25:14Why not?
25:15I'm an old wife.
25:16But a sea monster?
25:17That's only a silly superstition.
25:19And you know I'm not superstitious.
25:21Knock wood.
25:23Hey, the desk.
25:24It's swinging.
25:25It's the only thing around here that does.
25:27Hey, look.
25:28A stairway with finny footprints.
25:30Yeah.
25:31I'll say one thing for those silly superstitions.
25:34They sure have big feet.
25:36Aw, no clothes here.
25:37Not even a pork chop or a frankfurter.
25:41Aw.
25:42Well, now you know how old Mother Hubbard's dog felt.
25:48Nothing doing here.
25:50Wait a minute.
25:51Where's that heat coming from?
25:52Wow, sizzling hot.
25:54Hot pipe.
25:57Cold oven.
25:58Hmm.
25:59Well, look.
26:00Yeah.
26:03If we're gonna get to the bottom of this mystery, we might as well start in the cellar.
26:07Huh?
26:08What?
26:10Maybe if we went down that stairway.
26:12Yeah, but Mr. Meekly said it isn't safe.
26:15Yeah, but where is Mr. Meekly now?
26:17Right.
26:18Okay, down the rope ladder it is.
26:20Well, I guess we're up against a brick wall.
26:25Oh, there's gotta be a door.
26:28Hello.
26:29What's this?
26:30Well, if it's the bargain basement, I don't think it's a bargain.
26:34Shhh.
26:35My ESP tells me we're about to hear a spooky noise.
26:42End of the line, Scoob.
26:43Hop out.
26:46Don't be scared.
26:47Nothing here but a bunch of old bottles, cobwebs, and dust.
26:51Dust?
26:52What are those weird sounds?
27:00I don't know.
27:01Whatever they are, they sure aren't made by anything human.
27:09What was that?
27:13Gesundheit.
27:14What?
27:15I could have sworn that unidentified flying object was identifiable.
27:21Hey, let's tiptoe up and find out.
27:25Yeah, the faces are familiar.
27:31You're right, Scooby.
27:32Whispers coming from over there.
27:34Someone else is down here with us.
27:36Come on, follow me.
27:37Scooby-Doo, where are you?
27:51Oh, there you are.
27:52Will you quit breathing on my neck and come up here?
27:58Shhh.
27:59Your nose is clammy, Scoob.
28:01Nervous?
28:05Shhh.
28:06Something coming.
28:07Now relax, old buddy.
28:08It's not that ugly shark god.
28:11It is that ugly shark god.
28:18Boy, sure is a long way down to the water.
28:21Yeah.
28:22Coming back, I sure hope they have an escalator.
28:26Watch out for that loose step, Daphne.
28:28Jinkies, it's pulling away from the cliff.
28:31Oh, no.
28:32What do we do now?
28:33Hold your nose and start counting backwards to splashdown.
28:48Scoob!
28:53Shag and Scooby.
28:54Sorry, I'm sorry.
28:55Shark god.
28:57And repeat after me.
29:11Geronimo!
29:12Geronimo!
29:18Okay.
29:19Nobody fear.
29:20Bono is here.
29:21And when we hear that thing coming, everybody put a shoulder to the rack and push.
29:25Now, all we have to do is run for our lives!
29:32The sharks!
29:33Swim for your lives!
29:34What's the use?
29:35We can't out-swim those things.
29:36We can't.
29:37What?
29:38How?
29:39While I was underwater, I took a closer look at our fine, finny friend.
29:52Swim over and I'll show you what I mean.
29:54Unlike an iceberg, the part you see above the water is frightening.
29:57Underneath it all, those sharks are nothing!
30:00Phony fins set on some kind of a float.
30:04Right!
30:05Each float connected by a chain to another float and a fin.
30:08The whole thing going around in a big circle into the hidden cave mouth, over there and back out again.
30:13But why would anyone?
30:15Exactly what I'd like to know.
30:17Let's grab a set of fins and find out.
30:19Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into, Sonny.
30:27Picky?
30:28Picky!
30:29Watch out!
30:30Help!
30:31Gangway!
30:42Sorry, occupancy by more than four persons is unlawful.
30:45And you'll have to catch the next elevator.
30:53So this is where the shark fins go.
30:55And where the kelp dredger went when it disappeared.
30:58That isn't kelp that ship is unloading.
31:00That's the first seaweed that ever clanked.
31:03Right!
31:04It looks and sounds like gold.
31:06I wonder what's going to happen to it.
31:16We'd better start worrying about what's going to happen to us.
31:19That bucket crane operator sees us.
31:26A mate sees us, but he's not going to seize us.
31:29Underwater!
31:30Quick!
31:36Quick!
31:46Man, looky over that-a-way.
31:47Looks like we've found some kind of foundry.
31:51Yeah.
31:52And I think someone found us finding their foundry, too.
31:55What are you talking about?
31:57Here comes old fish face again.
31:59Zoinks!
32:00Let's get out of here.
32:06I couldn't hold my breath any longer.
32:08Me either.
32:09But we've got to dodge the guy who's playing pick-up with that kelp bucket.
32:19No, look!
32:20It's Scooby, Shaggy, Sonny, and Cher.
32:22They're trying to distract him by acting as though something else were after them.
32:28Something is after them!
32:29That stopped him!
32:39But, but, but, but why is he putting the lid back on that trash can?
32:45Guess he's just a neat sea monster.
32:47Wow, he moves pretty fast for a fish out of water.
33:00Hey, look!
33:01There's some kind of sky lift.
33:03Let's grab a lift.
33:08Hey!
33:09It's already loaded!
33:10Sure enough!
33:11It is already loaded.
33:12And so are we!
33:13Pieces of gold!
33:14Fill your pockets!
33:16Uh-uh!
33:17I think the shark god is up there waiting for his tip.
33:20Just tell him to put it on my bill.
33:22I wonder where this pot of gold is going.
33:24Well, it ain't the end of the rainbow.
33:26Looks more like a blast or something.
33:32And!
33:33Everybody off!
33:35Ladies and children, first!
33:42Good!
33:43That shower of gold slowed down the shark god.
33:46Oh, no!
33:47The crane operator on this ship is swinging his bucket over them.
33:50He'll fish them up!
33:51Not if I can help it!
33:53Hey!
33:54Hey, what?
33:55My hands are covered with black paint.
33:57Maybe that's some kind of clue.
33:59Well, figure it out later.
34:00Right now, we've got to stop that crane operator from scooping up Scooby and Company.
34:05Right.
34:06Maybe I can use these lids as shields.
34:12Uh-huh!
34:13Nice looking!
34:14Surprise!
34:15At the sound of the chimes, the sound will be, will all be, Mr. Meekly.
34:30You'll be shark bait when I finish with you, you nosy brat!
34:36Now, Mr. Meekly, I haven't figured out your game yet, but I warn you, I can use these in self-defense.
34:42My uncle was first symbolist in the Marine Corps band.
34:45All right, let's everyone freeze.
34:55Matilda!
34:56Sorry, Meekly.
34:57Let me borrow your hearing aid.
34:59All right, now hear this.
35:01All of you shark men, out of the water and back to the hotel on the double.
35:06This is Matt Hildago, your friendly neighborhood investigative agent speaking.
35:10That is all.
35:12You mean they were only scuba divers?
35:17Professional sea scavengers.
35:19This phony head hid the scuba mask.
35:21The fin on the back concealed a scuba tube.
35:24The flippers on the feet actually helped them swim faster.
35:27But why were you in disguise?
35:29A male agent would have made Captain Meekly suspicious.
35:32That's why Matilda applied for a job as chambermaid.
35:36So the shark god legend was fishy.
35:39But what kind of an operation was he trying to keep people away from?
35:45Ancient gold doubloons.
35:47Real ones from an old Spanish galleon.
35:49Yeah!
35:50The one we saw on the kilt bed!
35:52Check.
35:54They discovered the wreck accidentally.
35:56We caught on to it when one of his shark men tried to spend a few doubloons in town.
36:01But antique coins are legal to keep, aren't they?
36:04But Uncle Sam would take more than half the treasure.
36:06Meekly wanted it all.
36:08So he was melting the gold down into something he could smuggle off the island.
36:12Trash can lids!
36:13Right.
36:14That explains the fresh black paint.
36:16Yep.
36:17And now Captain Meekly and his trashy crew are headed for the can themselves.
36:21Yeah, but just one other thing.
36:23How come this nice old hotel was abandoned?
36:25Simple.
36:26It's condemned.
36:27Standing on a landslide area.
36:32I had it figured long ago.
36:34Soon as I dug that cold stove with a hot pipe, I knew there was obviously an underground smelting operation.
36:43Speaking of smelts, how about some seafood?
36:46Hey, yeah.
36:47How about some nice seafood?
36:49Seafood?
36:50Now that's where I put my foot down.
36:56That's my little Indian Sphinx.
37:05When she brings down the house, she really brings down the house.
37:11Scooby-dooby-doo!
37:13Mmm.
37:14Noo!
37:15Noo!
37:16Nooo!
37:18Nooo!
37:19Noo!
37:20Oh!