Babies doing stand-up

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00:00Top 5 Baby Stand-Ups of the Week

00:02Number 5

00:03My parents said I have to start potty training and poop like a big boy now.

00:07I'm like, that's not fair! Grandpa gets the shit in a diaper and he's a very big boy!

00:12Number 4

00:13Who the fuck came up with baby bottles?

00:15Like, bro, this is the only period of my life where I'll get your drink out of a tit.

00:19Why are you trying to take that away from me?

00:22Number 3

00:23When you're a baby, it's fucking hard!

00:25Like, the other day I had to cry for two whole minutes before my mom dropped everything she was doing to attend to all of my needs.

00:32Number 2

00:33I'm not doing me for lying in my store today.

00:36The problem is that mom is a day drinker, so she rolled my store straight into a telephone pole!

00:42Number 1

00:43My baby's hair is a fucking witch, I swear to God.

00:46The other day she cast a spell called peekaboo, and I'm telling you, that bitch disappeared right in front of my eyes!

00:53Bonus, baby!

00:54My dad said to me the other night,

00:56Son, you can be anything you want when you grow up if you just work hard enough.

00:59And I was like, wow, dad, and I thought it was just my diaper that was full of shit!

01:02And I thought it was just my diaper!

01:03My dad said to me that I just wanted to be like, wow, adults sorry!

01:04But I wasn't friends at that issue, standing outside in front of my environment!

01:06But I thought it was really good.

01:06So I heard someしました, remember the guys, and I wasn't sure you were dochongered!

01:07And I thought it was like, gosh, where are we keeping you down?

01:09If you were keeping your neighbors until June 12 or July 13, they'd be gonna take some money back and just make it 20% of this day,

01:11because you had to be slightly darker!

01:13smiling, so I don't care for lying in the littleiction of shaking!

01:14Sorry!

01:14I mean, when I was thinking that in the middle of my heart

01:15I was also interested in my child's heart that bei Getsch,

01:20youえば, I think, this is a goodinch challenge of time!