01:02Elmo had one duck, one bird of a feather, to waddle with and quack together, but then one day, it's fun and fun, and got so busy, Elmo now had none.
01:21Elmo had no ducks, not even a feather, to waddle with and quack together, but then one day, Elmo heard a quack, oh gosh, oh gee, Elmo's ducks came back.
01:44Thank you, thank you.
02:16The number of the day is zero.
02:20So that's the number of, yeah, yes, that's the number of, yeah, that's the number of, the number of the day.
02:27That's the number of, yeah, that's the number of the day.
02:35Zero.
02:37Now let's stop.
02:38Zero times.
02:43Ah, ah, ah.
02:46There are zero sardine duds.
03:07There are zero sardine puffs.
03:27Zero sardine booty.
03:55Oh, here comes the Count.
04:02Looking for something to count, I'll bet.
04:05But boy, have I got a big counting surprise for him.
04:09Hey, Count.
04:11Ah, greetings, Oscar.
04:13Yeah.
04:14How would you like to count the number of the day?
04:17Why, I always love to count the number of the day.
04:20What is the number of the day?
04:23Well, it's zero.
04:26That means it's nothing.
04:29Zero is nothing.
04:30Zip, nada.
04:31So try counting that count.
04:34All right, Oscar, I will.
04:38How many horns do you have on your head?
04:42What?
04:43Horns?
04:44None.
04:45That's zero horns on Oscar's head.
04:49Ah, and, ah, how many bananas do you see on that tree?
04:54That tree?
04:55Mm-hmm.
04:55That's not a banana tree.
04:58There's no bananas.
04:59There's none.
05:00That's zero bananas on that tree.
05:02Yes.
05:02What?
05:03Wait, no, that's not what I...
05:04And how many dancing ducks do you see going by, hmm?
05:08Uh, uh, none.
05:09Now stop counting.
05:10That's zero dancing ducks.
05:12I love it.
05:13Oh, listen, I said stop.
05:16Okay, Oscar.
05:17How many more times do you want me to count zero?
05:21None.
05:22That's zero more times Oscar wants to hear me count zero.
05:26Ah!
05:30Oscar?
05:31Oscar?
05:33How many more times are you going to come back up so that I can see your smiling face, hmm?
05:37None, and I'm not smiling.
05:40That's zero times that Oscar's coming back up.
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