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An urbane fox cannot resist returning to his farm raiding ways and then must help his community survive the farmers' retaliation.
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00:02:29what is a squab you know what a squab is it's like a pigeon i suppose should we go through
00:02:39the hole under the horse fence or climb the rail over the bridle path well i guess the
00:02:43horse fence would be a little safer well but the bridle path puts us right out next to the
00:02:47squab shack oh okay what's wrong you're acting all skittish don't worry i've been stealing birds
00:02:55for a living since before i could trot by the way you look unbelievably beautiful tonight you're
00:02:59practically glowing maybe it's the lighting
00:03:02i've been in this town so wanted back in the city i've been taken for a lost and gone and unknown for a long long time
00:03:12fell in love years ago with an innocent girl from the spanish and indian home
00:03:19once a night came to the square of the light and she was running
00:03:28what's that what i think it's a fox trap look at this no get away from there is it spring loaded
00:03:47yeah yeah i guess if you come from over there and you're standing at this door to the squab shack
00:03:52this little gadget probably triggers what move out of the way darling that's right where it's gonna
00:03:56land don't let's go
00:03:58no it just falls straight right down
00:04:04i guess it's not spring loaded i'm pregnant
00:04:08wow we're gonna have a cup
00:04:14honey that's great news
00:04:17if we're still alive tomorrow morning if we're still alive tomorrow morning i want you to find
00:04:26another line of work
00:04:27okay
00:04:29does anybody actually read my column your friends ever talk about it
00:04:59of course in fact rabbit's ex-girlfriend just said to me last week i should read fox he's column but
00:05:04they don't get the gazette ash let's get cracking why would they it's a rag sheet i'm sick you're not
00:05:10sick i have a temperature you don't have a temperature i don't want to go hurry up you're
00:05:13gonna be late i love the way you handle that
00:05:16your cousin christopherson's coming on the 6th i want you to be extra nice to him
00:05:25because he's going through a very hard time right now where's he gonna sleep we're gonna make a bed for
00:05:29him in your room i can't spare the space put him in dad's study dad's study is occupied by dad
00:05:34i don't want to live in a hole anymore it makes me feel poor we are poor but
00:05:43we're happy come see come saw anyway the views are better above ground
00:05:48honey i'm seven non-fox years old now my father died at seven and a half i don't want to live
00:05:55in a hole anymore and i'm gonna do something about it
00:05:58well i'm off have a good day my darlings you know foxes live in holes for a reason
00:06:13yes no
00:06:16what are you wearing why a cape with the pants tucked into your socks
00:06:24well i guess he's just different
00:06:32obviously it's first growth indigenous original dirt floor good bark skipping stone hearth as you
00:06:54can see kylie kylie what did i tell you i'm showing the property you're not supposed to be here oh what
00:07:01time is it i'm sorry this is kylie he's the super he's a little uh what's in the bucket mr kylie
00:07:06see you see what his eyes look like kylie kylie huh uh just minnows
00:07:12certainly thank you
00:07:14that's not exactly an evergreen is it aren't there any pines on the market on this side of the river
00:07:21but pines are pretty hard to come by in your price range what what's that
00:07:25may i ask what you do for a living mr fox
00:07:38i used to steal birds but now i'm a newspaper man
00:07:42oh sure i've seen your byline
00:07:44good afternoon gentlemen
00:07:47you good you good oh and kylie
00:07:49thank you for the minnow it was superb
00:07:53don't buy this tree foxy you're borrowing at nine and a half with no fixed rate
00:08:05plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country for someone of your type of species
00:08:09you're exaggerating badger
00:08:11i'm sugarcoating it man this is bogus bunts and bean three of the meanest nastiest ugliest farmers in
00:08:19the history of this valley really tell me about them
00:08:22all right
00:08:24walt bogus is a chicken farmer probably the most successful in the world
00:08:28he weighs the same as a young rhinoceros
00:08:31he eats three chickens every day for breakfast lunch supper and dessert
00:08:35that's 12 in total per diem
00:08:37nate bunts is a duck and goose farmer he's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf
00:08:42and his chin would be underwater in the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet
00:08:46his food is homemade donuts with smashed up goose livers injected into them
00:08:50frank bean is a turkey and apple farmer
00:08:53he invented his own species of each
00:08:55he lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider which he makes from his apples
00:09:00he's as skinny as a pencil as smart as a whip and possibly the scariest man currently living
00:09:07the local human children sing a kind of airy little rhyme about him
00:09:15here listen to that
00:09:16and summation i think you just got to not do it man that's all
00:09:29i understand what you're saying and your comments are valuable
00:09:33but i'm gonna ignore your advice
00:09:35the cuss you are
00:09:38the cuss am i
00:09:41are you cussing with me
00:09:43no you cussing with me
00:09:44don't cuss and point me
00:09:45you're gonna cuss with somebody
00:09:46you're not gonna cuss with me
00:09:47just by the tree
00:09:58okay
00:09:59take a left and then to the right set him down
00:10:01there's another batch help that other guy over there
00:10:03lift with your legs not with your back
00:10:04flip it sideways don't try to be a superman here
00:10:07all right we got two circuits here
00:10:08we got the yellow circuit and the green circuit
00:10:09let's just keep them separated
00:10:11hold it right there
00:10:11now we need to bring about 2% more in
00:10:14good here we go
00:10:15a little bit more
00:10:15a little bit more
00:10:16that looks good
00:10:17let's get that bottom structure really settled in
00:10:19let's bring in the side unit
00:10:20watch out
00:10:21try to be careful with the branches here guys
00:10:22don't don't peel away the bark
00:10:23hi
00:10:31hi
00:10:46he's slightly younger but he's a cuss of a lot bigger
00:10:56that's just genetics i guess
00:10:57ash has a littler body type
00:10:59watch this dad
00:11:10well well
00:11:13good jump ash
00:11:15remember to keep your tail tucked
00:11:16still painting thunderstorms i see
00:11:22do you still feel poor
00:11:24do you still feel poor
00:11:24less so
00:11:26woohoo
00:11:38woo
00:11:38whoa
00:11:39look at that
00:11:40this kid's a natural
00:11:41i'm speechless christopherson
00:11:43plus he knows karate
00:11:52do you think i'm an athlete
00:12:00what are you talking about
00:12:01well you know
00:12:02i think i'm an athlete
00:12:04and sometimes
00:12:05i feel like you guys don't see me that way
00:12:06what's the subtext here
00:12:08is he praying
00:12:10i think that's yoga
00:12:12how long is christopherson supposed to stay with us
00:12:17until your uncle gets better
00:12:19right but roughly how long do we plan to give him on that
00:12:22double pneumonia
00:12:23isn't really that big of a deal is it
00:12:25lower your voice ash
00:12:27who am i kylie
00:12:37who how
00:12:39what now
00:12:40why a fox
00:12:41why not a horse
00:12:42or a beetle
00:12:43or a bald eagle
00:12:44i'm saying this more as like existentialism you know
00:12:47who am i
00:12:48and how can a fox ever be happy
00:12:50without a
00:12:50uh you'll forgive the expression
00:12:52a chicken in its teeth
00:12:53i don't know what you're talking about
00:12:55but it sounds illegal
00:12:56here put this banded hat on
00:12:58maybe you're a medium
00:13:01take it off for a minute
00:13:01don't wear it around the house
00:13:03and so it begins
00:13:06uh do you mind if i slide my bedroll
00:13:10slightly out from under the train set
00:13:12it's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position
00:13:14there's a lot
00:13:15of attitudes going on around here
00:13:17don't let me get one
00:13:20no it's only just in my spinal cord
00:13:21sleep wherever you want man
00:13:23here take my bed
00:13:24i'll just uh
00:13:25i'll crawl under the bookcase
00:13:27who cares if i get splinters in my ears
00:13:28never mind
00:13:30oh you're gonna pout about it
00:13:31because i've had it up to
00:13:32here with the sad house guest routine
00:13:34good night
00:13:43okay
00:13:47way down yonder in the woods
00:13:49drop
00:13:50an old woman died
00:13:51her the h types of thong
00:13:53but i can't do
00:13:55oh baby
00:13:56can't go
00:13:57but i can't do
00:14:00I don't know.
00:14:30I used to do this professionally, and I was very successful at it.
00:14:44I had to get out of it for personal reasons,
00:14:46but I've decided to secretly do one last big job on the sly.
00:14:49I'm bringing you in as my secretary and personal assistant.
00:14:53Okay.
00:14:54This is actually kind of a big deal, so don't just say, okay.
00:14:57Okay, well, thank you.
00:14:58I'm going to tape this for my records, so don't make a lot of sounds.
00:15:02Meaning stop rocking.
00:15:05Master plan, phase one, side A.
00:15:07We'll start with Bogus' chicken house number one.
00:15:10His only security is a few old hunting beagles and a low stone wall.
00:15:13Now, a word about beagles.
00:15:15Never look a beagle directly in the eye.
00:15:17Why not?
00:15:18Beagles aren't so tough.
00:15:20Yeah?
00:15:21Well, first of all, one of these beagles has chronic rabies,
00:15:23which he's on medication for, and if you get bit by him,
00:15:25you have to get shots in your stomach for six months.
00:15:27And second, listen, I'm not going to justify this to you.
00:15:30Just pay attention and stop interrupting me.
00:15:31I'm taping this.
00:15:32I pick some blueberries and lace each one with 10 milligrams of high-potency sleeping powder,
00:15:37enough to tranquilize a gorilla.
00:15:38How do we make them eat it?
00:15:39Beagles love blueberries.
00:15:41Remember, they aren't very smart, but they're incredibly paranoid,
00:15:44so always kill a chicken in one bite.
00:15:47One bite.
00:15:48Get it?
00:15:48Are you listening to me?
00:15:52I look into your eyes, and I can't tell whether you're getting anything I'm saying.
00:15:59Magnesium?
00:16:02Magnesium!
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:04Uh, pipette?
00:16:06Pipette!
00:16:07Oh, sorry.
00:16:09Potassium tri...
00:16:09What are you looking at?
00:16:11Oh, no.
00:16:12Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?
00:16:17I beg your pardon?
00:16:18What's that mean?
00:16:18That means I didn't understand what you just said.
00:16:20A wet sandwich?
00:16:21Yeah, a wet sandwich.
00:16:22He's too short.
00:16:23He dresses like a girl.
00:16:24He's different.
00:16:25Are you a bully?
00:16:26You're starting to sound like a bully.
00:16:29Watch this.
00:16:31That's...
00:16:32You just destroyed the whole experiment.
00:16:34You better extinguish this magnesium.
00:16:36Stand back.
00:16:36I like your ears.
00:16:45My?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:48I like your spots.
00:16:49Really?
00:16:50I used to cover them up, but, uh, you know.
00:16:54You're supposed to be my lab partner.
00:16:56I am.
00:16:57No, you're not.
00:16:58You're disloyal.
00:16:59You're disloyal.
00:17:06A few beagles, as we discussed, but we're ready for that.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26Back in the old days, didn't we used to do a thing where if somebody saw a wolf, we would all...
00:17:29Wolf?
00:17:30What wolf?
00:17:33Nothing.
00:17:34Never mind.
00:17:36Here comes a low stone wall.
00:17:38Not a problem.
00:17:43What the cuss?
00:17:43Where did this giant fence come from?
00:17:45We had a master plan.
00:17:46What's this lightning bolt?
00:17:48That could mean maybe this fence might be electric.
00:17:51Well, I just hope it doesn't mean thunder, because I have a phobia of that.
00:17:55Ah.
00:18:05Watch this.
00:18:06Beagles love blueberries.
00:18:32Didn't I tell you?
00:18:32The master plan's working again.
00:18:34Now, this is the tricky part.
00:18:37One of us has got to jump that barbed wire, slide under the tire spikes, and flip open the fence latch.
00:18:41Who's it going to be?
00:18:42Not me.
00:18:42Hmm.
00:18:43You know who could do this part easily is Christopherson.
00:18:45That kid's like a professional Olympic level.
00:18:47Why don't we run that way?
00:18:48There's no obstacles.
00:18:50Yeah, that's better.
00:18:51I said one bite.
00:19:03I'm trying.
00:19:04I have a different kind of teeth from you.
00:19:05I'm an opossum.
00:19:07Give me that.
00:19:10That's so grisly.
00:19:11There's blood and everything.
00:19:12Follow me.
00:19:13All right.
00:19:30What's the master escape plan?
00:19:31Follow me again.
00:19:36All right.
00:19:58Let's hit the five a dime on the way home.
00:20:00We need to make some fake price tags and wrap these chickens in wax paper so it looks like
00:20:03we got it from the butcher shop.
00:20:04Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:20:05Ah!
00:20:05Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:20:06Woo-hoo!
00:20:07Woo-hoo!
00:20:09Huh.
00:20:11Huh.
00:20:14Where'd you get this chicken?
00:20:16I picked it up at the five and dime last night on my way back.
00:20:19It's got a Bogus Farms tag around its ankle.
00:20:21Huh.
00:20:21Must have escaped from there before I bought it.
00:20:31Psst.
00:20:32It's Bunce tonight.
00:20:34He's got a refrigerated smokehouse with a hundred geese.
00:20:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20:36I thought you said we were only doing one last big job.
00:20:39We are.
00:20:40But it's not done yet.
00:20:42It's a triple header.
00:20:43Come on.
00:20:45Come on.
00:20:46Come on.
00:20:46Come on.
00:20:47Shh.
00:20:50Come on.
00:20:50Come on.
00:20:50Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:21:22Let's see some hustle.
00:21:23Coach, we don't have whack bat where I'm from.
00:21:25What are the rules?
00:21:26There's no whack bat on the other side of the river?
00:21:28No.
00:21:28We mostly just run grass sprints or play acorns.
00:21:31Huh.
00:21:32Well, it's real simple.
00:21:33Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and the player at whack bat.
00:21:37Center tagger lights a pine cone, chucks it over the basket, and the whack batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock.
00:21:42Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hot box.
00:21:47Finally, at the end, you count up however many score downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.
00:21:50Got it.
00:21:51Go in for Ash.
00:21:52Substitution!
00:21:53Ash!
00:21:54Come out!
00:21:54You need a breather.
00:21:55What?
00:21:56Come out?
00:21:57What?
00:21:57I still feel good, coach.
00:21:59Let me finish this eighth.
00:22:00No, no.
00:22:01Come on.
00:22:01Step out.
00:22:02Step out.
00:22:02Let's go.
00:22:03Am I getting better, coach?
00:22:07Well, you sure as cuss not getting any worse.
00:22:09Really?
00:22:10I mean, you think I could end up being as good as my dad if I keep practicing?
00:22:13Your dad?
00:22:14Your dad was probably the best whack bat player we ever had in this school.
00:22:18No, you don't want to have to compare yourself to that.
00:22:26No, but I think I have some of the same raw natural talent, don't you?
00:22:30You're improving.
00:22:32Let's put it like that.
00:22:33Let's put it like that.
00:23:03That's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat?
00:23:06He really is your father's nephew, isn't he?
00:23:09Not by blood.
00:23:10No?
00:23:10He's from my mother's side.
00:23:12Oh, yeah.
00:23:14What's that stand for?
00:23:16Huh?
00:23:17It's for, uh, it's for Pep.
00:23:19Pep.
00:23:20It's a K.
00:23:21Come on now.
00:23:21Look alive.
00:23:22Attaboy.
00:23:24We're going steady.
00:23:30What's that?
00:23:31What?
00:23:31What?
00:23:32What?
00:23:33This?
00:23:33Oh, that's nothing.
00:23:34That's just some old trophy I won for being an athlete.
00:23:38I'm supposed to cover this book party at some animal's nest in a tobacco field down the hill,
00:23:42so me and Kylie are going to hop over there and give it a whirl.
00:23:45Don't wait up.
00:23:46What's the book?
00:23:48Some memoir.
00:23:49I'll get him to sign you a copy.
00:23:51Dinner was pitch perfect.
00:23:53Pitch.
00:23:54I spotted a couple of broken burglar bars underneath the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar.
00:24:05We're breaking into Bean's house?
00:24:06Cellar.
00:24:07Where he lives?
00:24:08Where he keeps the cider.
00:24:09Below where he lives.
00:24:10Where'd you come from?
00:24:11Will you go back to the tree and do your homework?
00:24:12I want to help you steal some cider.
00:24:14We're going to a book party and keep your mouth shut about any cider because no one ever said that.
00:24:18Now get out of here.
00:24:18But...
00:24:19But nothing.
00:24:20You're going to get me in a lot of trouble.
00:24:21Besides, you're too little and uncoordinated.
00:24:26One, two, three.
00:24:29Where the cuss does that kid get off?
00:24:31Can you believe that?
00:24:32How'd he get tipped off?
00:24:37You think he's going to tell on us?
00:24:40Before we go any further, from now on, can you give me some kind of a signal once in a while
00:24:43just so I know any of this is getting through to you?
00:24:47Is that it?
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:48Uh, there's another one.
00:24:50Ah, good.
00:24:51You made it.
00:24:52Anybody see it?
00:24:52I don't think so.
00:24:54Here, put this bandit hat on.
00:24:57I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.
00:25:01Why not?
00:25:01Because I don't like to be dishonest with people.
00:25:03Well, just keep your mouth shut and it won't be a problem.
00:25:05Yeah, but I don't think you should come with us either.
00:25:07We're not taking a boat.
00:25:11You know, one time this wolf I saw...
00:25:12Wolf?
00:25:12What's with all the wolf talk?
00:25:13Can we give it a rest for once?
00:25:18Look at all this apple juice.
00:25:30Apple juice?
00:25:31Apple juice?
00:25:32We didn't come here for apple juice.
00:25:33This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy.
00:25:37Or they could even be stolen.
00:25:38It burns in your throat, boils in your stomach, tastes almost exactly like pure melted gold.
00:25:54Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.
00:25:58Around these parts, we don't take kindly to the side of poachers.
00:26:09You bitch badly, rat.
00:26:11You getting a little long in the tooth yourself, partner.
00:26:18Bean security?
00:26:19Why are you wearing that badge?
00:26:20What is it?
00:26:20It's my job.
00:26:25Wow!
00:26:25Hip, ho, whoop!
00:26:39How's your old lady different?
00:26:41Do you refer to my wife?
00:26:43She was the town tart in her day.
00:26:46Wild and footloose and pretty as a mink stone.
00:26:51Is that true?
00:26:53Of course not.
00:26:54I mean, certainly she lived.
00:26:56We all did.
00:26:56It was a different time.
00:26:57Let's not use a double standard.
00:26:59She marched against the...
00:27:00But town tart?
00:27:01Shut up.
00:27:02Yeah!
00:27:03That was close, rat.
00:27:05Be careful.
00:27:06Oh, I'm as careful as I...
00:27:09How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
00:27:36Well, no, no, two, I guess.
00:27:38But you drank three yesterday, though.
00:27:41All right.
00:27:42Take three.
00:27:53Nope.
00:27:54Too splenty.
00:28:00Oh, my gus.
00:28:02Is she blind?
00:28:03I think she might have astigmatism
00:28:04or possibly a cataract of some form.
00:28:06Oh, anyway, her eyes don't see well.
00:28:22What did I tell you?
00:28:23This kid's a natural, am I right?
00:28:24Oh, it's so good a bit to come.
00:28:31Lovely to see you.
00:28:32You're both looking splendid.
00:28:33How have you been, Walter?
00:28:34In good health, I trust.
00:28:36Er, we...
00:28:37Nathan?
00:28:37All's well?
00:28:38Er...
00:28:38Wonderful.
00:28:41Any fox problems?
00:28:43Are you joking?
00:28:44It's horrible.
00:28:44We're miserable.
00:28:45He's laughing at us.
00:28:46It's humiliating.
00:28:46We're furious.
00:28:47I don't even want to talk about it.
00:28:56Perhaps we ought to kill him.
00:28:58Well, that seems rather obvious.
00:29:00He's too sneaky.
00:29:01Ah, right, of course.
00:29:03He's very clever, isn't he?
00:29:05Might be a bit typical, I suppose.
00:29:06But I've already figured out where this fox lives, and tomorrow night, we're going to
00:29:19camp in the bushes, wait for him to come out of the hole in this tree, and shoot the cuss
00:29:23of smithereens.
00:29:24That's how I grab you, fellas.
00:29:26Hmm.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27See, why not?
00:29:28Another book party?
00:29:41Oh.
00:29:43Whoa.
00:29:44I didn't see you sitting in the dark over there.
00:29:47Yeah.
00:29:48No, actually, there's a fire.
00:29:49I just got the call.
00:29:50They said maybe it's arson.
00:29:52I've got to interview the marshal and see what's...
00:29:53Kylie, is he telling the truth?
00:29:56I don't want to be put in the middle of this.
00:29:59Thanks, Kylie.
00:30:00Why is he wearing that bandit hat?
00:30:05His ears were cold.
00:30:06He's not with us.
00:30:07Go back to bed.
00:30:10If what I think is happening is happening, it better not be.
00:30:26Nice job covering for me.
00:30:34Next time, you...
00:30:36All three!
00:30:51Kill him!
00:30:51We got the tail, but we miss the fox.
00:31:17Petey, sorry to wake you.
00:31:22Can I trouble you to dash out here right away with, shall we say, three shovels, two pickaxes,
00:31:26500 rounds of ammunition, and, um, a bottle of apple cider.
00:31:32It'll grow back, won't it?
00:31:33Tails don't grow back.
00:31:34Tails don't grow back?
00:31:35Mm-mm.
00:31:36Except for lizards.
00:31:37Tails don't grow back.
00:31:38I'm going to be tailless for the rest of my life.
00:31:41Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right?
00:31:43I mean, his dad's got one foot in the grave and three feet on a banana peel.
00:31:46It's a lot worse than just a...
00:31:49Excuse me, everyone.
00:31:52I'm going to go meditate for a half an hour.
00:31:55You have got 29 minutes to come up with a proper apology.
00:31:59Me?
00:32:00Me, you have an apology?
00:32:01He gets abandoned.
00:32:02Hey, just got here.
00:32:03He got a bandit hat.
00:32:03Where's my bandit hat?
00:32:05Why didn't I get shot at?
00:32:06It's because you think I'm no good at anything!
00:32:09Well, maybe you're right.
00:32:10Thanks.
00:32:10Thanks.
00:32:14Told you not to bring him.
00:32:15Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
00:32:18At this point, we'll be lucky if we can flip this tree for half of what we've already sunk into it.
00:32:22I won't be able to sleep by my back for six weeks.
00:32:25And on my stomach, I feel congested.
00:32:27Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
00:32:29Because you don't listen to anybody.
00:32:31What was that?
00:32:34What?
00:32:34I said...
00:32:35Wake up, everybody.
00:32:36They're digging us out.
00:32:37They'll kill the children.
00:32:38Over my dead body, they will.
00:32:39That's what I'm saying.
00:32:40You'd be dead, too, in that scenario.
00:32:42Well, I'm arguing against that.
00:32:43What are you talking about?
00:32:43Why are you yelling at me?
00:32:44Stop, stop, stop!
00:32:45You say one thing, she says another, and it all changes back again.
00:32:48I've got it.
00:33:00There's not a moment to lose.
00:33:01Why didn't I think of this sooner?
00:33:02Think of what?
00:33:03We've been trapped before.
00:33:05Dick!
00:33:18I think it's time for me to give us a pep talk and explain some things.
00:33:32A very long time ago...
00:33:34May I have a word with you privately?
00:33:35Well, we're in a hole here.
00:33:37Just on the other side of this mineral deposit.
00:33:40Follow me.
00:33:44I'm going to lose my temper now.
00:33:46When?
00:33:47Right now.
00:33:49Well, when...
00:33:50Twelve fox years ago, you made a promise to me while we were caged inside that fox trap
00:33:59that if we survived, you would never steal another chicken, turkey, goose, duck, or squab,
00:34:04whatever they are.
00:34:05And I believed you.
00:34:06Why?
00:34:07Why did you lie to me?
00:34:10Because I'm a wild animal.
00:34:12You are also a husband and a father.
00:34:15I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.
00:34:19I don't care about the truth about yourself.
00:34:22This story is too predictable.
00:34:26Predictable?
00:34:27Really?
00:34:27What happens in the end?
00:34:30In the end?
00:34:31We all die.
00:34:33Unless you change.
00:34:35Petey, listen.
00:34:52Run down to the rental department at Molloy Consolidated and place an order for, shall
00:34:55we say, um, one Mighty Max, one Junior Spitfire and a long-range Tornado 375 Turbo for media delivery.
00:35:03We all die.
00:35:33Ash, are you mad at me?
00:35:44I understand that you are, and I'm sorry.
00:35:46I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin if I'd realized you'd feel this way.
00:35:49It was only ever just because he's kind of a natural.
00:35:51I mean...
00:35:52Hey, look at him, Dick!
00:35:56Anyway, I'm sorry if you're feeling...
00:35:57You know what? I'm gonna spit dirt in my ears.
00:36:00Yeah, that's better. I can't hear you now, but keep talking.
00:36:03I don't have beagle tics, by the way.
00:36:26Well, me neither.
00:36:28Whoever said we had beagle tics, by the way?
00:36:31Apparently, that's what you've been telling everyone.
00:36:33Beagle tics and pelt lice.
00:36:34I never said that, and you're misquoting me, or somebody is,
00:36:38but I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
00:36:40Look, Ash, we may or may not ever see the light of day again,
00:36:42but I really like Agnes, and I think she likes me.
00:36:45Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, great.
00:36:46Well, she's a free agent. What do I care?
00:36:47Well, then why are you dead set on...
00:36:49Can I ask you a question?
00:36:51You may.
00:36:51What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel
00:36:54talking to yourself for an hour and 45 minutes?
00:36:56It's weird.
00:36:57My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...
00:37:00Yeah, well, that's great, but I'd worry more about what that does for your reputation
00:37:04than whether or not you have beagle tics or not.
00:37:05I don't, nor pelt lice.
00:37:13One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now.
00:37:18You're paranoid, Foxy.
00:37:19Farmer, thank you.
00:37:20Correct me if I'm misreading the data.
00:37:22You've successfully destroyed the scenery of the alleged fox...
00:37:25Look at Dad's tie.
00:37:27What will you three prominent farmers do now?
00:37:30Well, Dan, I can tell you what we're not going to do.
00:37:32We're not going to let him go.
00:37:33Stand clear, please.
00:37:47Stand clear, everyone.
00:37:49Contact!
00:38:03Boggis, how many men have you got work on your farm?
00:38:07Thirty-five.
00:38:07Bunce?
00:38:08Thirty-six.
00:38:08I've got thirty-seven, that's right.
00:38:09Thirty-seven, forty-five, forty-five, divided by two, two, two, two...
00:38:12That's a hundred and eight altogether.
00:38:15Petey?
00:38:16Drop everything and assemble all a hundred and eight members of our entire three combined workforces.
00:38:20We're going to starve them out and then kill them.
00:38:22Starting in, shall we say, 15 minutes.
00:38:26An estimated one hundred and eight snipers are currently in position surrounding the demolished
00:38:32fox residence.
00:38:34Any local animals would appear to be trapped underground without provisions of any kind
00:38:38at this point.
00:38:39If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to the situation, but we'll
00:38:44stay on the scene watching closely as events continue to unfold.
00:38:48So, this is going to be a total cluster cuss for everybody.
00:39:00How long can a fox go without food or water?
00:39:03Well, I can only answer as an opossum, but I don't think I can last more than another couple
00:39:07of hours before I get completely dehydrated and starve to death.
00:39:09What's that?
00:39:18Dad?
00:39:19Knock us out.
00:39:25You scared the cuss out of us!
00:39:32A lot of good animals are probably going to die because of you!
00:39:40We've been digging in circles for three days.
00:39:43Half the woods have been obliterated.
00:39:44Nobody can get out.
00:39:45Right now, my wife's huddled at the bottom of the flint mine with no food, no water, and
00:39:5027 starving animal brats.
00:39:52I just want to see a little sunshine.
00:39:56But you're nocturnal, Phil.
00:39:58Your eyes barely even open on a good day.
00:40:00I'm sick of your double talk.
00:40:01We have rights.
00:40:02We don't like you, and we hate your dad.
00:40:04Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.
00:40:07I'm not going to eat mud.
00:40:08Cuss, yeah, you are.
00:40:09Don't do that.
00:40:19Why'd you take your shoes off?
00:40:21So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
00:40:23I can fight my own fights.
00:40:36No, you can't.
00:40:38Those farmers aren't going to quit until they've got you and every member of your family nailed
00:40:41upside down to a bloody stick with your eyes gorged out.
00:40:44This is getting a little too personal.
00:40:49Give me a minute.
00:40:54This is a flinty.
00:40:56The magic of the flinty.
00:40:58Take around the two flinty.
00:40:59You're going to get here.
00:40:59It's a cross.
00:41:00It's a cross.
00:41:00It's a back.
00:41:01It comes up on top.
00:41:02It comes around the thing.
00:41:06I've got an idea.
00:41:07What is it?
00:41:08It could be a good one.
00:41:09Lay it on us.
00:41:09It might save our lives.
00:41:10Say the idea.
00:41:11All right, let's try it.
00:41:15Go to the flint mine.
00:41:17Tell Mrs. Badger et al that help is on the way.
00:41:19Is help on the way?
00:41:21I sure as cause hope so.
00:41:29Ash, I know what it's like to feel different.
00:41:36I'm not different.
00:41:38Am I?
00:41:40We all are.
00:41:41Him especially.
00:41:43But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
00:41:52Not to me.
00:41:53I prefer to be an athlete.
00:41:57Gentlemen, this time we must dig in a very special direction.
00:42:01I've got to kind of feel out the vibe.
00:42:13Begin.
00:42:14Begin.
00:42:14Oh, come on.
00:42:40You're not going.
00:42:42Come on.
00:42:42I hear that slap in the middle.
00:42:50Do you get how incredible this is?
00:42:52About a handsome little pox, let me sing you folks a yon.
00:42:59Hey, diddle-dee, doddle-da, doddle-do, doodle-dum.
00:43:03Well, like any little critter need in middles for his deadlands.
00:43:16Well, he stole, and he cheated, and he lied just to survive with a doodle-dum, diddle-dye,
00:43:24doddle-dum-do, doodle-dum, diddle-dye, doddle-dum, doodle-dum.
00:43:27And I zippy-zo, zippy-zay, zippy-zampy, zoopsy.
00:43:29Zippy-zo, zippy-zay, zippy-zampy, zoopsy.
00:43:31Do-do-da, do-da, day.
00:43:35Let me take a little tick now to colour in the scene.
00:43:37Cause the valley lift the yoke, his name was Boggis, Punt, and Bean.
00:43:42Now these three Casey Jackies had a hero on the run.
00:43:44Shot the tail off the cuss with a fox-shooting gun.
00:43:47But that stylish little fox was as clever as a whet.
00:43:49Took as quick as a gopher, that was half a rack of tail.
00:43:54Now those ye farmers sit, where there's a hold was once a hill.
00:43:59Singin' diddle-dee, doddle-da, doddle-do, doodle-dum.
00:44:03And as far as I can reckon they're a-sittin' up there still.
00:44:07Singin' zippy-zee, zappy-zai, yappy-o.
00:44:11What are you singing, Petey?
00:44:14Just-just making it up as I-as I went along, really.
00:44:17That's just weak songwriting.
00:44:20You wrote a bad song, Petey.
00:44:37We took everything!
00:44:43They took everything?
00:44:46Let me call you back, Petey.
00:44:50Well, they could be anywhere by now.
00:44:51They're digging right under our feet.
00:44:53Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse.
00:44:54We should have stayed out of it.
00:44:55We're fighting a shotgun.
00:44:58Open anything!
00:45:02A mol!
00:45:02Oh, my God!
00:45:08Oh, my God...
00:45:13Interesting game!
00:45:15I've got an idea.
00:45:39I'm still not getting a signal.
00:45:40Is anybody getting any reception?
00:45:41I don't have any signal, but I haven't had any.
00:45:44I've had a problem.
00:45:44Crisp up those ducks.
00:45:45Drag those chickens.
00:45:46Slow them down just a little bit.
00:45:47We're a little ahead.
00:45:48Where are the apples?
00:45:48Still now?
00:45:49Do you still have them raw?
00:45:50Well, slice them up.
00:45:51Let's get them in the pan.
00:45:51I can imagine how painful, even just emotionally, that must be for you.
00:45:56Well, you know, it's not the end of the world.
00:45:57Oh, but, Foxy, how humiliating having your whole tail blown clean off.
00:46:01Can we drop it?
00:46:07Really good, sweet, and nice.
00:46:08Hey, they say you're a natural.
00:46:11True or false?
00:46:12Answer the question.
00:46:13True, I guess.
00:46:14Correct.
00:46:15Get out of here, Agnes.
00:46:16I need to have a private word with Christopherson.
00:46:18Well, just a minute.
00:46:18She doesn't...
00:46:19I don't mind.
00:46:20I'm not going to talk to the boy.
00:46:21Listen to me.
00:46:22I just had a brainstorm for something fantastic I've got to do, but I can't do it alone.
00:46:27I'm not interested.
00:46:28Hear me out.
00:46:29No, thanks.
00:46:30I think Foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks.
00:46:33Only because they've got the guts in their blood, and so do we.
00:46:37Was I a bit rude to Agnes?
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:40I should probably say something, shouldn't I?
00:46:41I'll say something to her in a minute.
00:46:44What's the brainstorm?
00:46:45In a nutshell, we're going to steal back my dad's tale.
00:46:49Whoa.
00:46:52Hmm.
00:46:52Okay, Chief.
00:47:02Here we go.
00:47:02Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally take me up on my offer to
00:47:20have you over to the Flintmine for dinner, but I guess we have...
00:47:22I'm sorry.
00:47:23Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail.
00:47:25Does anybody know what this badger's talking about?
00:47:27No, no.
00:47:28No, but Clive's right.
00:47:29In all seriousness.
00:47:30Excuse me, B.
00:47:31I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing.
00:47:36Reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other.
00:47:39I'm going to say it again.
00:47:41Aware.
00:47:41I don't feel safe.
00:47:57That's because we're not.
00:47:59You should probably put your bandit hat on now.
00:48:01Personally, I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.
00:48:07They look good.
00:48:08Yeah, we do.
00:48:10Now, where would you keep a prized tale if you collected them if that was your hobby?
00:48:13I'd probably be hanging over the mail piece.
00:48:15Right.
00:48:16Good.
00:48:16In fact, what's that smell?
00:48:22Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg ginger apple snaps?
00:48:25Well, how do you do?
00:48:35They are so warm.
00:48:40Uh-oh.
00:48:41We got it wrong.
00:48:42What?
00:48:42It's not over the mantelpiece.
00:48:45The necktie.
00:48:46Let's go.
00:49:14Hang on.
00:49:14Hold me.
00:49:15What?
00:49:15Two more.
00:49:16She's there.
00:49:17She can't see.
00:49:22Look at each other.
00:49:26Here we are.
00:49:27Wow.
00:49:28Now, I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental, but I'm going to say
00:49:31something anyway, which nobody wants to admit, but I think it's probably true.
00:49:35We beat them.
00:49:37We beat those farmers, and now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken, their sizzling
00:49:41duck, their succulent turkey, their foie gras.
00:49:44Where'd the boys go?
00:49:45Where'd the boys go?
00:49:46Where?
00:49:47Ash?
00:49:48Boys?
00:49:49Christopherson.
00:49:50Oh, my gosh.
00:49:51That was crazy.
00:49:52I can't believe what's just happening here.
00:49:54Come on.
00:49:55Let's get out of here.
00:49:55Let's go.
00:49:56Where are we?
00:49:56Where are we?
00:49:57Where are we?
00:49:58Huh?
00:50:01Christopherson?
00:50:02What am I hearing again, baby?
00:50:04What's happening?
00:50:05Am I still paranoid?
00:50:10Cider.
00:50:11Ah, what just happened?
00:50:35Something with cider.
00:50:36That was dangerous.
00:50:37Is anyone hurt?
00:50:38We're all hurt.
00:50:39My entire flint mine just got demolished.
00:50:41Apple juice.
00:50:42Apple juice flood.
00:50:43Let's do a head count.
00:50:45Everybody pick a buddy.
00:50:46Where'd the boys go?
00:50:47Ash?
00:50:48Ash?
00:50:48Christopherson?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:49I'm here.
00:50:51Ash, who's your buddy?
00:50:53Christopherson.
00:50:54Where is he?
00:50:54I don't know.
00:50:55Why not?
00:50:55I lost him.
00:50:56You lost him?
00:50:57I lost him.
00:50:57Where were you?
00:50:58I was in the kitchen.
00:50:59We were trying to find the necktie.
00:51:01What are you talking about?
00:51:02It's my fault.
00:51:04Oh, no.
00:51:04Where did you get that nutmeg ginger apple snap?
00:51:07And why are you wearing that fake bandit hat?
00:51:09We want to steal back your tail.
00:51:14Christopherson!
00:51:15Christopherson!
00:51:16Christopherson!
00:51:16Christopherson!
00:51:17Christopherson!
00:51:18Christopherson!
00:51:18Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:20Christopherson!
00:51:20Christopherson!
00:51:24Wrap this wet little mutt in a newspaper and put him in a box with some holes punched in
00:51:28the top.
00:51:28There's only one way out of this sewer, but the manhole cover's closed and there's a station
00:51:33wagon parked on it, which means we're permanently stuck down here.
00:51:38You still think we beat him, Foxy?
00:51:40Badger's right.
00:52:00These farmers aren't going to quit until they catch me.
00:52:03I shouldn't have lied to your face.
00:52:04I shouldn't have fallen off the wagon and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly.
00:52:08I shouldn't have pushed these farmers so far and tried to embarrass them and cuss with
00:52:12their heads.
00:52:13I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it.
00:52:15And now there's only one way out.
00:52:17Maybe if I hand myself over and let them kill me, stuff me, and hang me over their mantelpiece...
00:52:22You'll do no such thing.
00:52:23Darling, maybe they'll let everyone else live.
00:52:27Oh, why'd you have to get us into this, Foxy?
00:52:32I don't know, but I have a possible theory.
00:52:35I think I have this thing where I need everybody to think I'm the greatest, the quote-unquote
00:52:40fantastic Mr. Fox.
00:52:42And if they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled and kind of intimidated by me, then
00:52:46I don't feel good about myself.
00:52:49Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey, and outsmart predators, and that's
00:52:53what I'm actually good at.
00:52:56I think at the end of the day, I'm just...
00:52:58I know.
00:52:59We're wild animals.
00:53:00I guess we always were.
00:53:05I promise you, if I had all this to do over again, I'd have never let you down.
00:53:10It was always more fun when we did it together anyway.
00:53:13I love you, Felicity.
00:53:15I love you too.
00:53:19But I shouldn't have married you.
00:53:21Did I ever tell you about the time I learned we were going to have a cub?
00:53:34In the fox trap.
00:53:35Right.
00:53:35We were at gunpoint, and your mother...
00:53:37Says she's pregnant.
00:53:38Let me tell it, okay?
00:53:39I had no idea how we were going to get out of this jam, and then it hit me.
00:53:43What do foxes do better than any other animal?
00:53:45Dig.
00:53:46You're stepping on my lines.
00:53:47Right.
00:53:47Keep telling it.
00:53:47So we dug, and the whole time I put paw over paw, scooping dirt and pebbles with your mother,
00:53:52digging like crazy beside me, I kept wondering, who is this little boy going to be?
00:53:57Or girl.
00:53:57Or girl, right.
00:53:58Because at that point, we didn't know.
00:54:01Ash, I'm so glad he was you.
00:54:05It's not your fault.
00:54:07It's mine.
00:54:07It's mine.
00:54:17Goodbye.
00:54:35Well, I guess we should, uh, probably split into a certain number of groups and start doing something, right?
00:54:43Could I have a glass of water?
00:54:56Excuse me.
00:54:58Excuse me.
00:54:59Christopherson?
00:55:00Hello?
00:55:02Can you hear us?
00:55:05Christopherson?
00:55:05Christopherson?
00:55:05They got the boy.
00:55:12They want to trade the son for his papa.
00:55:20Why'd they write this in letters cut out of magazines?
00:55:23To protect their identities.
00:55:24Oh, right.
00:55:25But then, why'd they sign their names?
00:55:27Plus, we already knew who they were because they're trying to kill us.
00:55:30Mr. Fox, we have your son.
00:55:32If you ever want to see him alive again...
00:55:34You took the wrong fox.
00:55:39I'm his son.
00:55:42I can see the resemblance.
00:55:46What's that?
00:55:47Yeah!
00:55:48Look at you, girl.
00:56:17You're still a fan-looking as a crème brûlée.
00:56:22Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?
00:56:33Ash!
00:56:34Come here!
00:56:36Excuse me.
00:56:38May I cut in?
00:56:39What's that?
00:56:57Wait!
00:56:57Ah!
00:56:57The boy's locked in an apple crate on top of a gun locker in the attic of Bean Annex.
00:57:21Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first?
00:57:25Never.
00:57:27All these wasted years, what were you looking for, Rat?
00:57:32He's trying to say something, Dad.
00:57:36Cider.
00:57:42Here you are, Rat.
00:57:44A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider.
00:57:52Like melted gold.
00:57:55He redeemed himself.
00:58:06Redemption?
00:58:07Sure.
00:58:09But in the end, he's just another dead rat in the garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.
00:58:13He went bananas.
00:58:31Yes, he did.
00:58:32My suicide mission's been canceled.
00:58:36We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission.
00:58:38In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us because I don't like the toast I was giving.
00:58:45I'm going to start over.
00:58:46When I look down this table with the exquisite feast set before us, I see two terrific lawyers, a skilled pediatrician, a wonderful chef, a savvy real estate agent, an excellent tailor, a crack accountant, a gifted musician, pretty good minnow fisherman, and possibly the best landscape painter working on the scene today.
00:59:07Anyway, maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time to time, who knows, I tend to doubt it.
00:59:13I also see a room full of wild animals.
00:59:17Wild animals with true natures and pure talents.
00:59:21Wild animals with scientific-sounding Latin names that mean something about our DNA.
00:59:26Wild animals, each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species.
00:59:30Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us.
00:59:36It might just give us the tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew and letting me make it up to you for getting us into this crazy whatever it is.
00:59:44I don't know.
00:59:44It's just a thought.
00:59:45Thank you for listening.
00:59:47Cheers, everyone.
00:59:52Let's eat!
00:59:55What?
00:59:56I was just playing along with the baby.
00:59:57He was doing it.
00:59:58Will you join me?
01:00:02I will.
01:00:06All right, I guess.
01:00:09All right, let's start planning.
01:00:11Who knows shorthand?
01:00:12Great.
01:00:12Linda, Lutra Lutra.
01:00:13You got some dry paper?
01:00:15Here we go.
01:00:16Mole, talpa europea.
01:00:17What do you got?
01:00:17I can see in the dark.
01:00:18That's incredible.
01:00:19We can use that, Linda.
01:00:20Got it.
01:00:21Rabbit, orectologous caniculus.
01:00:22I'm fast.
01:00:23You bet you are, Linda.
01:00:24Got it.
01:00:25Beaver, castor fiber.
01:00:26I can chew through wood.
01:00:27Amazing, Linda.
01:00:28Got it.
01:00:28Badger, melis melis.
01:00:30Demolitions expert.
01:00:31What?
01:00:31Since when?
01:00:32Explosions, flames, burning things.
01:00:34Demolitions expert.
01:00:35Okay, Linda.
01:00:35Got it.
01:00:36Weasel.
01:00:37Mustard on the bar.
01:00:38Stop yelling.
01:00:39All right.
01:00:40Ha!
01:00:40Woo-hoo!
01:00:41All right, Ash, you get these little kids organized and put together some kind of KP unit
01:00:45or something to keep this sewer clean.
01:00:47It's good for morale.
01:00:48Done.
01:00:48What's KP?
01:00:49Um, I think it means janitors.
01:00:51Hey, hey, me, y'all over here.
01:00:56Hey, I want to go with you, too.
01:00:58I want to fight.
01:01:00Good.
01:01:00Fabulous.
01:01:01Micronus pennsylvanicus.
01:01:02I didn't get a job yet, or a Latin name.
01:01:08What's my strength?
01:01:10Listen, you're Kylie.
01:01:11You're an unbelievably nice guy.
01:01:13Your job is really just to be available, I think.
01:01:16I don't know your Latin name.
01:01:17My doubt they even had opossums in ancient Rome.
01:01:28It's stupendous.
01:01:29Where's us?
01:01:30Right here.
01:01:31Paint an X.
01:01:34Dear Farmers Boggess Bunsen Bean, I have no alternative but to agree to your terms.
01:01:39Move the station wagon and open the manhole cover below the foot of the drainpipe next
01:01:42to the cobbler's shop and meet me there today at 10 a.m. sharp.
01:01:45I will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boys' safe return.
01:01:49Cordially, Mr. Fox.
01:01:51Why do you write this in letters cut out of magazines?
01:01:54I don't know, but you did the same thing.
01:01:56I don't trust this guy.
01:01:57Anyway, set up the ambush.
01:02:00Synchronize your clocks.
01:02:01The time is now 9.45 a.m.
01:02:04Here, put these bandit hats on.
01:02:15I don't know what I thought.
01:02:18It's a big deal.
01:02:19I don't know what I thought.
01:02:20There's a giant poppy train.
01:02:20I won't know.
01:02:22I'll be the same thing.
01:02:23Let's go.
01:02:24I love it.
01:02:24I love it.
01:02:25I love it.
01:02:26I love it.
01:02:30I love it.
01:02:30I love it.
01:02:32I love it.
01:02:34I love it.
01:02:40I love it.
01:02:40Did you bring the boy?
01:03:04Of course we did.
01:03:05Say something, kid.
01:03:08Excuse me.
01:03:09Excuse me.
01:03:11Come on, that doesn't sound anything like it.
01:03:13It's amateur night in Dixie.
01:03:19What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:27What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:29What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:29What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:32What the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss, what the cuss.
01:03:42It's unclear whether you...
01:04:12Nine cones fired. Twenty-two targets hit.
01:04:18Decoy phase, go.
01:04:20Yes, sir.
01:04:36That's on fire!
01:04:40Foxy, you're on.
01:04:42We're ready.
01:04:44I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna bring him back.
01:04:46I know you will.
01:04:48Contact!
01:04:50Are you scared of wolves?
01:05:02Scared? No. I have a phobia of them.
01:05:04Well, I have a thing about thunder.
01:05:06Why? That's stupid.
01:05:08I don't like needles myself.
01:05:10Where'd you come from again? How'd you get in the sidecar?
01:05:12I feel like I'm losing my mind.
01:05:14I've got a fox on a motorcycle with a little fox and what looks like to be an opossum in the sidecar riding north on farm lane seven.
01:05:26Does that sound like anything to anybody?
01:05:28Red, it's Franklin B. Turn around, get the cuss back here, and pick us up on the ASAP.
01:05:32It's Franklin B. Turn around, get the cuss back here, and pick us up on the ASAP.
01:05:36Let's go.
01:05:38Let's go.
01:05:40Let's go.
01:05:41Let's go.
01:05:58Here we go.
01:06:00Kyla, you got a credit card?
01:06:09Sure.
01:06:10See, this is what I was saying about how good you are just being available for a titanium card.
01:06:15How the cuss should you qualify for this?
01:06:17I pay my bills on time.
01:06:18I've always had good credit.
01:06:27Come on.
01:06:29Wait a second.
01:06:30What's this thing you do, the whistle with the clicking sound?
01:06:34What do you mean?
01:06:34That's my trademark.
01:06:35Now, what are you doing?
01:06:43Here we go.
01:06:45Give me a blueberry.
01:07:09What?
01:07:11Blueberry.
01:07:11You forgot the blueberries?
01:07:13I did say it.
01:07:14I wrote it on your paw.
01:07:16Yeah?
01:07:17It's written on the front of your paw.
01:07:22What's that white stuff around his mouth?
01:07:24I think he eats soap.
01:07:30That's not soap.
01:07:32Well, why does he have that bubble?
01:07:34He's rabid, with rabies.
01:07:36I've heard about this beagle.
01:07:39You two go ahead while I distract him.
01:07:44Huh?
01:07:51What?
01:07:52Shh.
01:07:58Hey.
01:08:01I can fit through there.
01:08:04Hmm?
01:08:05You want to know why?
01:08:06Why?
01:08:07Because I'm little.
01:08:10Give me that shoelace.
01:08:22It's me.
01:08:23I'm rescuing you.
01:08:26I've got mixed feelings about that.
01:08:28I don't blame you.
01:08:30Can you give me a karate lesson real quick?
01:08:37Okay.
01:08:39Stand like this.
01:08:40Position yourself on the balls of your feet.
01:08:42Close your eyes.
01:08:44You weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:08:47I feel like there's a tenderness in your eyes, isn't there?
01:08:51Yes, I'm right.
01:08:53Let's review the principal agility techniques.
01:08:55Jumping, flipping, landing.
01:08:57You're a good boy.
01:08:59Lonely maybe, but terribly sweet.
01:09:02Is your name Spitz?
01:09:04That's German, isn't it?
01:09:06Now for a rudimentary version of the cyclone chop.
01:09:09First, need to get a running start, which obviously I can't do in here.
01:09:12Then as you arrive at the destination of the chop, lean and thrust into the point of contact.
01:09:16Paw remains open and straight, then withdraw instantaneously.
01:09:18Remember, it's the pullback that matters.
01:09:19The pullback generates the force of the impact.
01:09:23Got it.
01:09:25Yeah, I'm just going to chop this thing right off.
01:09:32Oh.
01:09:33He's going to do it.
01:09:42Why, you're just as sweet as...
01:09:45I thought he said, never look a beagle in the eye.
01:09:50Oh, makalaka, yaga, yaga, yaga!
01:10:00Did you chop it?
01:10:02Oh, no.
01:10:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:18Kristofferson?
01:10:20Kristofferson?
01:10:21I'm okay.
01:10:23I'm okay.
01:10:25I'm sorry.
01:10:27That's all right.
01:10:28You were just trying to unlock the apple crate.
01:10:31No.
01:10:31I mean, I'm sorry about...
01:10:34Oh, you mean from before.
01:10:35The apology, you owed me what you never actually said.
01:10:38Right.
01:10:39I'm grumpy.
01:10:40I spit.
01:10:41I wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
01:10:43I'm just...
01:10:44different, apparently.
01:10:47But...
01:10:47it won't happen again.
01:10:50Kristofferson, I'm sorry.
01:10:51That's all right, too.
01:10:57Throw me the shoelace, please.
01:10:58Hey!
01:11:00You okay?
01:11:11You okay?
01:11:11You okay?
01:11:11You okay?
01:11:11That's all right.
01:11:11You okay?
01:11:12No.
01:11:14You okay?
01:11:14You okay?
01:11:14You okay?
01:11:15You okay?
01:11:16No...
01:11:16I'm sorry.
01:11:17I'm, you...
01:11:18I'm no...
01:11:18I'm sorry.
01:11:18I'm sorry.
01:11:32Sure.
01:11:33You okay?
01:11:34I don't see them.
01:11:35I'm okay.
01:11:35I don't know.
01:11:36I don't bug me.
01:11:37He's wearing it.
01:11:49Your tractors uprooted my tree.
01:11:52Your posse hunted my family.
01:11:54Your gunman kidnapped my nephew.
01:11:57Your wrath insulted my wife.
01:12:00And you shot off my tail.
01:12:02I'm not leaving here without that necktie.
01:12:07Kill him!
01:12:07Kill him!
01:12:17Actually, we should just go.
01:12:18Where did I park?
01:12:20I weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:12:22What?
01:12:23I'll be right back.
01:12:33Dodge the grabbers.
01:12:35Duck the taggers.
01:12:35Jump the twig basket.
01:12:37And knock the cedars to go to the grass rock.
01:12:44Yeah!
01:12:46Woo!
01:12:47Hot box!
01:12:59Hot box!
01:12:59We're not here.
01:13:00We're not here.
01:13:00Cool!
01:13:00We're not here.
01:13:02talents.
01:13:06Oh, hi.
01:13:07Oh!
01:13:08Ah!
01:13:09Ah!
01:13:09Oh!
01:13:10Ah!
01:13:11Ah!
01:13:12Oh!
01:13:17Mmm!
01:13:18Oh!
01:13:19Ah!
01:13:20Hmm!
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:20都是 el Na'
01:13:21Ah!
01:13:21Oh!
01:13:22Oh!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:22Oh!
01:13:23Oh!
01:13:23Oh!
01:13:24Ash, that was pure wild animal craziness.
01:13:32You're an athlete.
01:13:34Mm-hmm.
01:13:35Here, put this bandit hat on.
01:13:40Goggles!
01:13:51Are you gonna...
01:13:52Oh, stop.
01:13:53Oh, stop.
01:13:54Holy serenity!
01:13:57Oh!
01:14:10Petey, bring us the data, please.
01:14:13Stand by.
01:14:14I just intercepted a high-frequency radio signal with a can,
01:14:17and I think they're on their way home.
01:14:18Woo-hoo!
01:14:20Woo-hoo!
01:14:20Don't turn around.
01:14:30What?
01:14:39Where'd he come from?
01:14:42Where'd you come from?
01:14:44What are you doing here?
01:14:49Canis lupus.
01:14:52Vulpes vulpes.
01:14:55I don't think he speaks English or Latin.
01:14:56I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.
01:15:08He doesn't seem to know.
01:15:12I have a phobia of wolves.
01:15:14What a beautiful creature.
01:15:33Wish him luck, boys.
01:15:35Good luck to you.
01:15:35Good luck, boys.
01:15:36Good luck out there.
01:15:36Who are you?
01:15:50How are you doing?
01:15:54Good luck, boys.
01:15:56I can't believe this is why I'll be here.
01:15:59These three, in this reporter's opinion, obsessed farmers, remain convinced the fox in question will eventually reappear.
01:16:06Why?
01:16:07Because foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer.
01:16:09They're refugees.
01:16:09All they have to eat down there is...
01:16:11Trice.
01:16:13And not much of it.
01:16:15Uh-huh.
01:16:16Thank you, farmers.
01:16:17For Action 12, this is Dan Peabody.
01:16:22Well, what are we looking at?
01:16:23It's just his tonsils. They're a little small.
01:16:25Are you serious?
01:16:26You know, hopefully you won't have to lose them.
01:16:27I'm hungry, so have some water.
01:16:34Here.
01:16:35I like wallpaper.
01:16:36It's the first time I've been to a party where no one serves anything.
01:16:52My darlings.
01:16:55Where are we going?
01:16:57Nobody knows.
01:16:57We were in the middle of a meditation practice.
01:16:59Watch your step.
01:17:00Let's see now. Where does this leave?
01:17:02Oh, no. Foxy, it's filthy.
01:17:05Keep a good grip, everyone.
01:17:06This better be worth it.
01:17:07I think I see a little sliver of light.
01:17:11What's this? Is it a door?
01:17:12You're a terrible actor, Foxy.
01:17:14Do you smell something? Is that...
01:17:16Freon?
01:17:17Shh. I'm going to crack open this trap door and see if something's on the other side.
01:17:21I highly doubt it, though. It's probably just more sewer.
01:17:25You know, wouldn't it be surprising if...
01:17:26Open it.
01:17:27Hey, look. There's a whole enormous, glorious, gigantic supermarket up here.
01:17:39And they close early on weekends.
01:17:40Oh, my God.
01:17:43Oh, my God.
01:17:43Oh, my God.
01:17:44Please try.
01:17:45You really are kind of a quote-unquote fantastic fox.
01:17:50I try.
01:17:51Get enough to share with everybody, and remember, the rabbits are vegetarians, and badgers supposedly can't eat walnuts.
01:17:56I guess now that Christopherson's dad's already down to single pneumonia and getting better, he'll be going home soon, huh?
01:18:04Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital, he said he was already talking to Weasel about real estate availabilities down in our sewer system.
01:18:10Oh, really? Well, now's the time to buy.
01:18:21Okay, I get it. Is that your trademark?
01:18:26I'm pregnant again.
01:18:29Wow.
01:18:31I think we're both glowing.
01:18:37Do another toast, Dad.
01:18:40Okay, uh...
01:18:43Let's see. Uh...
01:18:44Yeah. Right. Okay.
01:18:50They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it's cool to the paw.
01:18:55Try it.
01:18:59They say my tail needs to be dry-cleaned twice a month, but now it's fully detachable. See?
01:19:06They say our tree may never grow back, but one day something will.
01:19:11Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose, and these giblets come from artificial squab, and even these apples look fake.
01:19:20But at least they've got stars on them.
01:19:21I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together, and even in this not particularly flattering light,
01:19:31you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I've ever met in my life.
01:19:38So let's raise our boxes to our survival.
01:19:49How was that?
01:19:55That was a good toast.
01:19:58How was that?
01:20:02Yeah.
01:20:02Well, there she goes with a brand new love affair
01:20:18Dancing with him like she don't even care
01:20:21Let her dance, let her dance, let her dance all night
01:20:25Well, who would have known that just yesterday
01:20:35She danced with me the very same way
01:20:39Well, let her dance with them, let her dance all night long
01:20:43Well, let her dance with them all night long
01:20:53Let her dance to our favorite songs
01:20:56Let her dance to them
01:20:58Let her dance all our dolls
01:21:23Well, I'll find me a new love
01:21:38And then she'll see
01:21:40Someone else will be dancing with me
01:21:43Then let her dance with them
01:21:45Let her dance all our dolls
01:21:48Let her dance, let her dance, let her dance
01:21:50Well, let her dance with them all night long
01:21:57Let her dance to our favorite songs
01:22:00Let her dance with them
01:22:02Let her dance all our dolls
01:22:05Well, let her dance with them all night long
01:22:14Let her dance to our favorite songs
01:22:17Let her dance, let her dance with them all night long
01:22:21Let her dance, let her dance, let her dance
01:22:25Let her dance, let her dance, let her dance
01:22:281, 2, 1, 2, 3
01:22:36Ah, two, three.
01:23:06Sippy, zippy, zippy, zippy, zippy, zippy.
01:23:36Ah, two, three.
01:24:06Ah, two, three.
01:24:36Ah, two, three.
01:25:06Ah, two, three.
01:25:36Ah, two, three.
01:26:06Ah, two, three.
01:26:36Ah, two, three.
01:26:38Ah, two, three.
01:26:40Ah, two, three.
01:26:42Ah, two, three.
01:26:44Ah, two, three.
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