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00:00Music
00:25This is Griffin Newman with music, music, and I love this.
00:30I'm Murph, and remember, Gingold, I'm coming for you.
00:33And now, our host, Chris Gethard.
00:38Thank you, Murph.
00:40We did it.
00:41We did it.
00:41All right, we did it.
00:42Welcome, everybody, to the Chris Gethard Show.
00:44I am your host, Chris Gethard, here with our old friend, Griffin Newman, ready to have
00:48some fun tonight.
00:48Griffin, how you been?
00:49I've been doing great.
00:50Yeah, just watching a bunch of Vacation Jason videos to prime up for tonight.
00:53Vacation Jason.
00:54I also hear that you've been double-booked tonight.
00:57You'll also be appearing on the show after us on MNN, Horse and Bee.
01:00Yeah, if I could plug that, I'm going to be on Horse and Bee's special.
01:03So after the show tonight, yes.
01:05Don't change the dial from MNN, Horse and Bee coming up.
01:08Also featuring Griffin Newman, and I understand also featuring the Unlovables, which is very
01:12eerie.
01:12Coincidence.
01:13Double, double-book.
01:14A little coincidence.
01:14But I think it's a really great show.
01:16Rehearsals have been going.
01:18Rehearsals.
01:18I'm glad Horse and Bee, we've never had a rehearsal.
01:21They were on a tight show.
01:22Now, I'd say Vacation Jason's coconut's probably top of the list.
01:25You love that guy.
01:26He's my favorite comedian.
01:27Yeah.
01:27He's your favorite comedian overall.
01:29Yeah.
01:30I think that that is a truly, truly bad decision that you've made.
01:34In the meantime, we'll see if you pull those out.
01:36In the meantime, we've got some very important words from other producers here at MNN.
01:39Check out what else is on the network.
01:41We'll be right back with more of The Chris Gesson Show.
01:43We'll be right back with more of The Chris Gesson Show.
01:49Hello.
01:49My name is The Beast Masturbator.
01:51Some of you may know me from this show.
01:54I was chosen by Jesus Christ to go masturbate vampires and werewolves so they don't rape people
01:58in New York City.
02:00That's what I got on my face right now.
02:01Come.
02:01I'm here to promote my new show that's on the MNN network.
02:05And it is called God is Real and Will Make Us Rich.
02:08And also, please kill me right now.
02:10I beg you.
02:11It's a show where I discuss potential premises of a relaunched season of Studio 60 on the Sunset
02:16Strip, the TV show Hourless, and also the TV show Frasier, where a sexy little beast
02:23masturbator comes to Seattle and fucks everyone up Frasier and then kills himself live on air.
02:29The last half an hour of my hour-long show is me blindfolded in the studio begging for anyone
02:34to come in and murder me so my life is over.
02:37Please.
02:38Oh, won't you join me?
02:40Oh, won't you join me?
02:42Because God is real!
02:45God is real!
02:47God is real!
02:48God is real!
02:50Please kill me!
02:51Please kill me!
02:53Please kill me!
02:59Please kill me.
03:01Please.
03:02Please kill me.
03:04Lifetime network.
03:05It's on.
03:10We are back.
03:14Again, we are taking your calls.
03:16You're telling us which boxes to open.
03:18Things are inside those boxes.
03:19And we're using...
03:20I just like human, human, fish.
03:22Human, fish, what's on your minds?
03:24Oh, Doris Day versus Kid and Plague.
03:27Winx!
03:28Kid and Plague.
03:29Wonderful.
03:30Let's go to the phones.
03:31Yeager in New Jersey.
03:33Welcome back to the show.
03:37Switch back to Gun and Pig.
03:38Switch back to Gun and Pig.
03:40Yeager, are you there?
03:41Yeah, hello?
03:42All right.
03:43Who do you want to open our next box?
03:45Can I have Hot Dog Parish open up Gacy?
03:49What?
03:50Hot Dog Parish.
03:52You want Hot Dog Parish?
03:53Hot Dog Parish.
03:54Not technically a member of the cast of this show so far.
03:57Hot Dog Parish.
03:57Are you willing to open our next box?
04:00All right.
04:04Now we've got Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Ramirez, Gacy, Jim Jones, and Ted Bundy.
04:08Did you say Gacy?
04:08Gacy.
04:09Gacy.
04:10Okay.
04:10You want Hot Dog Yogi opening.
04:13John Wayne, Gacy.
04:14Murph, how you doing with that dog food?
04:15Oh, man.
04:16This is for dogs.
04:17For dogs.
04:18Stop people.
04:18Okay.
04:19Dio, how's your haircut?
04:20Oh, Dio, you look horrible.
04:23Let's get a close-up on Dio.
04:24How do you want to open it?
04:25Uh, well, we, I'm with a couple people here, and we were wondering if we can give it to
04:31Mimi on the Hoops.
04:32Oh.
04:34They want Mimi.
04:36Mimi on the Hoops, of course, the kinetic wallpaper of the Chris Gathered Show.
04:40Mimi, they want you to open the Jim Jones box.
04:42Are you a fan of Jim Jones?
04:45Kool-Aid is delicious.
04:46I don't know.
04:49Kool-Aid is delicious.
04:51It is.
04:52Mimi, what is in that box?
04:53Oh.
04:54You have a Twister board.
04:55From the Royal Rumble of Twister.
04:58All right.
04:58Mimi, any time you spin that, you can make anyone in this room put their foot hand on
05:03whatever it is.
05:04So if you say put your right hand on something red, we all have to find something red.
05:08Put our right hand on it.
05:09So whatever you want to do.
05:10I'd like to do that right now.
05:11Do it.
05:11All right.
05:12Every single person in this room is bound by Mimi's honor.
05:14Mimi, spinning it.
05:17Okay.
05:18A moment of high tension.
05:20Left foot on something green.
05:22Everyone in this studio needs to put their left foot on something green right now.
05:25Something right now.
05:26What is green?
05:27I see nothing green.
05:28There's literally nothing green in here.
05:31Does that qualify?
05:33Everybody needs to find something green.
05:37Let's make sure we pan around the audience.
05:46The Chris Catholic show audience is having fun tonight.
05:48Everybody putting their left foot on something green.
05:51Okay.
05:52All of us.
05:53Rob Malone, the world's greatest dancer.
05:54How are you feeling about tonight's show?
05:55I think you're doing a great job, Chris.
05:57Thank you, Rob.
05:57We're having a great time over here.
05:59I know a messenger bag was rooting for right mouth on something black.
06:03Right mouth on something.
06:05Now, Murph, we got a little extra time, so maybe me and you should make a little announcement
06:09about what we're doing on Halloween.
06:11Oh, yes.
06:14Halloween's a big day in the world of the mysterious.
06:17In the world of the shadowy.
06:19Gimgur.
06:20Murph, where do you think a good place for me and you and Banana Man and our friend Brian
06:23Miller is to spend October 31st?
06:25Oh, I don't know.
06:26Chapel Hill?
06:27Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
06:28We're going.
06:30Because we know where Gimgur's going to be.
06:32They don't know where we're going to be.
06:34Gimgur, we hear you got a castle and you like to throw parties.
06:36We bet you're throwing a Halloween party.
06:38And guess what?
06:39We wrote our own invitations.
06:40We're going to go bobbin' for scumbom.
06:42Bobbin' for scumbom.
06:44Bite every one of you.
06:46All right.
06:48Murph, we're going to go out there.
06:49We're going to get them.
06:50Human Fish, what's on your mind as we wrap up this wonderful episode?
07:19And now a message from the Presidents of the United States.
07:48Good evening, my fellow Americans.
07:50I'm President B-Rock Obama.
07:54And I'm President Barranco Obama.
07:57We are the co-presidents, as many of you know.
08:00The government shutdown has recently wreaked havoc on the nation's infrastructure.
08:04It couldn't be any worse.
08:05But as co-presidents with similar sounding names, we believe it's not important to focus on who's
08:13winning and who is app-paloos-ing.
08:17So as of today, we are announcing a new direction for the United States government.
08:22That's right.
08:23The USA will no longer be a democracy.
08:26But rather, a democrabee.
08:31The democrabee of the U.S.
08:34Nay.
08:35That's right.
08:36That's right.
08:37We are going to change the government to be more aligned with our values.
08:43As of now, the role of president no longer exists.
08:46We now have a queen bee.
08:48A gay bee, child.
08:50Yep, that's right.
08:51Now, a bee will not, now just bee will be wearing the triple crown.
08:55You best bee leave it.
08:57I will be stepping down as President Barranco Obama and be taking over as Secretariat of
09:03Defense.
09:05But, horse, you're not a man of war.
09:07It's not war defense.
09:09It's defense we're putting around the White House so I can trot freely.
09:13That's right.
09:14Because of my huge responsibilities, I will now be designating some of my responsibilities
09:19to the new Secretariat of War.
09:21I have been a very busy bee.
09:24And as my first move, I think we must tangle ourselves against the Republicans, a group
09:31that is crippling this country.
09:34That's right, horse.
09:34The Republicans are just sitting and wasping the nation crumble.
09:38We also want to focus on the Department of Education.
09:41Yeah.
09:41And stick our nectar out for the children.
09:43Because children are the future.
09:45Let's turn those C's into B's.
09:47Let's, let's euthanize the nation.
09:51No job.
09:52You put inside of a mailbox.
09:54A letter.
09:55That's what you put that.
09:56Hmm, Newman.
09:57Seems like you know an awful lot about the United States postal system.
10:01I feel like that's just common knowledge.
10:03I feel like anyone could have answered that question.
10:05I feel like you're getting up on me.
10:06Is a horse around horse?
10:08Can we?
10:09I feel like you instead of having a horse, ladies and gentlemen.
10:10Oh, it's going okay.
10:17I feel like B and I aren't really seeing eye to eye on some stuff.
10:21He seems to think that I'm Newman from Seinfeld, which is obviously ridiculous.
10:25That's just my name.
10:25Yeah, no, that's stupid.
10:26You're clearly not Newman from Seinfeld.
10:28Don't worry about B, he just gets a little stuck in his ways, okay?
10:31You know, I'm personally really excited to have you here.
10:33Oh, thank you.
10:34Yeah.
10:34I'm very excited to be here.
10:35I mean, a real life griffin.
10:36Do you know how much money I could get on the black money market?
10:38No.
10:38Okay.
10:38See, this is, no.
10:40This is the same problem, because that's not, I'm not, I'm a human being.
10:43I'm not a, I'm not a griffin.
10:44Oh, sure, you're telling the truth and you're not a lion.
10:46At least, at least, at least half the, half the, the body of a lion.
10:51Right, the pun, yeah.
10:52No, it's a good pun, but I'm not, I'm a human being.
10:55I mean, just because my name is griffin Newman doesn't mean I'm a griffin or a Newman.
10:58I mean, just because your name is horse doesn't mean, I guess, never mind.
11:04Well, you know what, I'm not forcing around, folks.
11:06Let's get on with the rest of the show, right?
11:07Yeah, we've got a great show for you tonight.
11:10Stick around.
11:16Move horse, horse northwest, 14 degrees.
11:24Sergeant Horse.
11:25What is it, Chris Gethard?
11:28Sergeant Horse, the Germans have spotted our position.
11:31There's a torpedo headed right towards us.
11:33This is an emergency.
11:34An emergent bee?
11:37No, an emergent sea.
11:41Good, you're not a bee.
11:42That was a test.
11:44Hey, good work, Sarge.
11:45Horse, the torpedoes are headed right toward us.
11:48What should we do?
11:50Well, since it's an emergent bee, the first thing we should do is ration the hay and oats.
11:56Yes, sir.
11:58What?
11:58Sergeant Horse, I think we're past the point of rationing hay and oats.
12:02The torpedoes will be here any moment.
12:06Chris, he's the sergeant, okay?
12:08We have to do what he says.
12:09Listen, Chris Gethard, he's right.
12:12I am the sergeant here, and I've been through the ringer.
12:15I'm no fool, okay?
12:17The first thing you're supposed to do in an emergency is ration the food, okay?
12:22Which, of course, is hay and oats, because I'm a horse, and I'm the sergeant, okay?
12:26It's the first thing I learned in hoof camp.
12:28Yeah, what did I say?
12:32Hoof camp.
12:33Yeah, that's right, hoof camp.
12:34No, it's boot camp.
12:36That's what I said.
12:37No, that's great.
12:38I said hoof camp.
12:39Yeah, look, that's right.
12:40Look, okay, stop riding me, all right?
12:43This is an emergent bee.
12:44The torpedoes are coming right at us, and, you know, our hay and oats, which are important.
12:49We have to notify the other submarines.
12:53Luckily, we have horse code.
12:57Horse code?
12:59Not this again.
13:02No, horse code.
13:03It's a long message, Chris.
13:14Any response?
13:24We don't have much time.
13:25Also, sergeant, thank her only seven to sleep.
13:30How did she get in here?
13:32Any response?
13:33We don't have much time.
13:36Look, you're right, all right?
13:38We should start figuring this out.
13:39It's serious, okay?
13:42That's the first order of business.
13:44It's the first order of business, I say I should get more food because I'm a horse
14:00and you're a human.
14:02Good call, serge.
14:03I think you're overly worried about food, but, horse, the stakes are really high.
14:07Well, why are they so high?
14:09Bring the stakes down lower so it's easier for us to eat them.
14:12Your priorities are in all the wrong places.
14:14The only thing in the wrong place are the stakes.
14:17They're too high, Chris.
14:18Chris.
14:19They're hard to reach.
14:20Chris, look, you just need to trust the sergeant, okay?
14:22He's been through four wars.
14:24He's a war horse.
14:27Screw this.
14:28I'm going to take matters into my own hands.
14:30I'm tired of you stalling.
14:32Stalling?
14:33I'm not a stallion.
14:34Why are we so concerned with the amount of food and not the incoming torpedo?
14:39Because I'm an Australian stock horse, Chris.
14:43A stock horse.
14:44All I care about is food and the amount of it in any given facility.
14:50Okay?
14:50And I'm not afraid to let...
14:54Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be.
14:58Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
15:03Oh, I got a response.
15:05It's from my friend, the raven.
15:07Hey, what did he say?
15:08Well, quote the raven,
15:10never mare.
15:16Never manure.
15:21Horse poop.
15:25Bee fallen.
15:27Pines Dale.
15:28Hornet.
15:30Mustang.
15:32Honeybee.
15:52Live from M&M Studios, it's Beak End Up Horse with a horse and a bee.
15:57Hello.
15:59Welcome to Beak End Up Horse.
16:02I'm Horse.
16:03And I'm Bee.
16:04And here are tonight's top stories.
16:06Alice Munro, the master of the modern short story, won the 2013 Nobel Prize for Literature.
16:13When asked for comment, Alice said, I couldn't be more excited.
16:18The most popular movie this weekend was the space thriller Gravity, making $54 million.
16:25When asked for comment, George Clooney said he was glad those people ponied up all that money.
16:32Ha-cha-cha.
16:37The MLB playoffs are in full swing, with the Detroit Tigers playing the Beantown Red Sox in the American League.
16:47The winner will, of course, advance to the World Series, while a loser will go home, turn on some porn, and yellow jacket.
16:53In more sports news, Peyton Manning continues to be a real workhorse for the Denver Broncos, while Eli Manning continues to struggle.
17:05I guess you could say Eli is a real Shetland pony.
17:10In other football news, Andrew Luck, or as I like to call him, Andrew, the canceled HBO show about horses by the guy who made Deadwood and also starring Dustin Hoffman, Luck, is doing pretty well for the Indianapolis Colts.
17:27In more football news, Colt McCoy.
17:32In other sports news, the New Orleans Hornets have officially changed their name to the New Orleans Pelicans, and I'm going to kill myself.
17:42Meow.
17:43Meow.
17:45The Obamacare site is finally working, so now myself and millions of other Americans can finally go register for universal horse care.
17:55At least once my colic clears up.
17:59That's a horse disease.
18:02In Houston this weekend, a police sting shut down a multi-million dollar prostitution ring.
18:07Now, according to police reports, the accused were caught with a hornet.
18:18Now, as many of you know, there's a certain someone who appears on the Chris Gethard show a lot, name of Hot Dog.
18:26And Hot Dog's here to talk about some of his favorite things.
18:29Hot Dog, why don't you come on out?
18:30Yeah.
18:31Hey, horse. Hey, B.
18:39Hi, Hot Dog.
18:42I was reading today that hand sanitizer could be toxic, and I was thinking, gee whiz, I put that on my hot dog.
18:54Have some self-respect, man.
18:55Is that really just what you just did?
18:56Have some self-respect.
18:57It's funny.
19:01Horse, I hear I'm made out of your geldings.
19:06Come on.
19:07Come on, man.
19:08Reach a little higher.
19:09Get a little better humor, huh?
19:11Hebrew National is a type of hot dog.
19:17And you know what I hear, B.
19:19What?
19:22It's made out of dogs.
19:23This is fucking embarrassing for you.
19:26You're not saying that you're embarrassing yourself.
19:28You're dressed like a hot dog and you're just making hot dog puns.
19:30It's like a golden retriever on fire.
19:32Okay, hot dog.
19:33It's a hot dog.
19:35Okay, hot dog.
19:36Hot dog, you're embarrassing yourself right now.
19:38You look ridiculous and you're only saying puns.
19:41Yesterday I went to the store and got 100% beef.
19:44You're seriously just wasting our time right now.
19:49My bun is stuck in my buns.
19:54Goodness.
19:55What the hell is your problem?
19:57My favorite Alice Munro story is,
20:00Please, tell me something about her buns.
20:04All right, hot dog.
20:05Hot dog, this is okay.
20:06Ladies and gentlemen, hot dog.
20:07Andrew hot dog, Andrew hot dog.
20:14Sorry about that.
20:15That was terrible.
20:16Terrible.
20:17A Panera Bread is opening in Island Park, New York this week,
20:20adding to its some 1,500 locations nationwide.
20:25Now that's what I call a thoroughbred company.
20:30In other news, in 1969, Buzz Aldrin went to the moon.
20:38That's it.
20:39In entertainment news, it's been rumored that Ronan Farrow,
20:42the son of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen,
20:44was actually fathered by Frank Sinatra.
20:46When asked for comment, Ronan mentioned,
20:48he'd always been recognized by his old glue eyes.
20:57Ha-cha-cha.
20:59Over the past year, popular site BuzzFeed
21:01has reportedly tripled its presence on the web.
21:03I don't know who that spider is,
21:05but boy, has he captured a lot of pollen.
21:08Right.
21:09You know, because BuzzFeed is pollen and bees eat pollen
21:11and the web is a spider web and that is a fellow insect.
21:16Last month, USC Athletics Director Pat Hayden
21:18fired Coach Lane Kiffin on the team bus
21:21and forced him to find his own ride home.
21:25Considering they were once friends,
21:27you know, they were once pals.
21:28That was sure one pal being mean to another pal.
21:31Or as the Italians call it, palomino.
21:39Arnold Schwarzenegger said this week
21:41that he thinks Portuguese soccer player
21:43Cristiano Ronaldo has great abs.
21:46Arnold then got up, turned around, and said,
21:49I'll beeswax.
21:57Joyce Carol Oakes was in the news recently.
22:01Yummy.
22:03I ain't gonna get bees started.
22:06Well...
22:08That's the news.
22:09And I guess we really beat that horse to death.
22:12Ladies and gentlemen, the Unlovables!
22:22Woo!
22:23NOoh Yay!
22:24Run��� يا 모니
22:35I leaders!
22:36I knew they got good balls,
22:37I knew it wasn't a 66 Ecology
22:39They had a good idea
22:41I knew he was a man
22:43rical for the Obviously Hit
22:44I'm just hanging out with a little high to a sweet one
22:47No, I don't know what to say to be through
22:50I'm having too much fun, I don't know creepy, are you?
22:53I don't know what to do
22:55Dance party for two, you're a girl, sweet I am
22:58Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
23:00Dance party for two, you're a girl, sweet I am
23:03Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
23:06Think I'm falling for you like a fool, but you know I am
23:09Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
23:11Dance party for two, you're a girl, sweet I am
23:17You play me your favorite song, gotta clean mine, turn up the volume
23:26Show your difference, your mind, just bumping down on your back
23:30Having such a great time, the way you just makes me laugh
23:32I like how you're switching back, feeling giddy
23:35Just tired or dizzy, I think I'd make too much dough
23:38So yeah, it's easy, it's just the effect
23:41But yeah, it was too high for me
23:42They got to stay up all night, I thought I'd feel like you might
23:45Dance party for two, you're a girl, sweet I am
23:48Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
23:51Dance party for two, you're a girl, sweet I am
23:54Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
23:56You got me feeling so up, but I might never come down again
24:00Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
24:02Dance party for two, you're a girl, sweet I am
24:06I open it, that's the same
24:08Stop banging on the walls, we'll only turn the music louder
24:12If we dance to our dancing and collapse on the floor
24:15No, it doesn't really matter
24:18We'll talk so late, they're holding in
24:21So we'll be caught up again
24:26We'll have a dance party for two
24:28Dance party for two
24:30Dance party for two, me and you
24:33Dance party for two
24:34Dance party for two
24:36Dance party for two, me and you
24:38I'm gonna be both having one point and Chris Gethard
24:41Bringing up the rear with zero points
24:43Bringing up the hind parts
24:46Bringing up the stinger
24:47So next question
24:49Next question
24:51This animal eats honey
24:53Bee
24:56A bee
24:56That is correct
24:57No, no, no, no, they don't
24:59Bees don't eat honey
25:00What are you, stupid?
25:01Oh my god
25:02Oh my god, Chris, this is the horse, okay, Chris?
25:07We're playing a game here, alright?
25:09Hold your horses, everybody
25:11Hold your horses, I'm gonna gallop you into a pulp, okay?
25:15Oh god, my ankle
25:17Oh god
25:18Oh no
25:19Oh god, oh
25:21Horse, horse, are you okay?
25:22Oh no, oh my leg, it's my horse leg
25:24Okay
25:25Honey
25:26I think I twisted my ankle
25:27Honey, honey, are you, are you, are you being real right now?
25:31Yeah, yes, the opposite of nay, okay
25:33Wow, this is not good at all, this is terrible
25:36No, no, no, this is, this is awful
25:38Are you, are you hearing me?
25:41Tell me, are you hearing me?
25:42Can you hear me?
25:44It's not that bad
25:45It's not that bad
25:46It's gonna be, alright, I'll have a look
25:48Guys, that girl's asleep again
25:50There's no more, point me back
25:52The horse is dying
25:54Can you see this?
25:56Oh gosh, the horse is dying
25:57Even that's not waking you up
25:59No, no, I don't care
26:01You're screaming, it's not waking you up
26:02He's gonna be okay, he's gonna be okay
26:04Nay, she's not
26:06Hey, you know where we're gonna go, right?
26:08What?
26:09You know where we're gonna go?
26:10Where are we gonna go, Bea?
26:11We're gonna go, we're gonna go to Saturday Night Live
26:13Oh, tell me about the Saturday Night Live, Bea
26:16Tell me about the Saturday Night Live
26:17Hey, we're gonna get to tell all those puns on Saturday Night Live
26:21Oh, tell me
26:21Oh yeah, we're gonna tell all those puns on Saturday Night Live, right, Bea?
26:24Yeah, that's right
26:25Right, Bea, we're gonna tell all those puns on Saturday Night Live
26:27Tell me about the puns, B.
26:30B, tell me about the puns.
26:32Tell me about the puns.
26:34B, tell me about the puns.
26:36Tell me about the puns.
26:37I just want to say, for all the shit I've given you,
26:40I really do like you, and I think you're the glue of this show.
26:49I'm still going to continue to be the glue,
26:53because you're not going anywhere.
26:54You're going on a big show on NBC.
26:55I'm going on a big show on NBC.
26:57I'm going on a big show on NBC.
26:59It's going to be great.
27:01Tell me about the rabbits and the puns.
27:02Oh, just kidding.
27:03I'm still going to be the puns.
27:05I'm still going to be the puns.
27:10I'm still going to be the puns.
27:10I'm still going to be the puns.
27:11I'm still going to be the puns.
27:12I'm still going to be the puns.
27:13I'm still going to be the puns.
27:14I'm still going to be the puns.
27:15I'm still going to be the puns.
27:16I'm still going to be the puns.
27:17I'm still going to be the puns.
27:18I'm still going to be the puns.
27:19I'm still going to be the puns.
27:20I'm still going to be the puns.