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90 Day: Pillow Talk - Season 32 Episode 10 -
Mind The Gap
Mind The Gap
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00:00On our rooftop deck here, the scenery, the Sea of Cortez,
00:03the mountains over here.
00:05Walking down the streets with the dogs,
00:07no worries about cars or people or anyone.
00:10And the rattlesnake.
00:11Cheers.
00:12Guess what time it is?
00:13Showtime.
00:13Showtime.
00:14Let's do it.
00:20I want you to be 100% honest with me.
00:23How much debt?
00:24What's the actual number?
00:2620.
00:27Oh, ooh.
00:28That's a lot.
00:29That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
00:31She's moving to Australia, right?
00:33Like, is there a debt in America?
00:34What do you think it just goes away?
00:36Hell yeah, it just goes away.
00:37Just don't go back.
00:38I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome.
00:41Where's that?
00:42Someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage.
00:45Then the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive.
00:48Facts.
00:49You are being controlled, brother.
00:51Do I have that?
00:53Do you have it?
00:54I'm the one that's held hostage here in Mexico.
00:56Before the main ceremony begins,
00:59he spread some holy water, which was mixed with a cow urine.
01:03Well, he said they mixed it with the holy water,
01:06so maybe it's just a dribble.
01:08Just the last shake of it.
01:10What the ?
01:11Hold up, hold up, hold up.
01:12Time out.
01:13Reflect.
01:14Let's hold it.
01:15Cow beat.
01:16Cow piss.
01:17That place probably smell like a New York City train station.
01:25And then, let's go.
01:26The show's about to start.
01:28Woo!
01:29I'm here.
01:30We go to India tonight.
01:32What do you have on?
01:34Where you gonna let change from?
01:36From India?
01:37For real money?
01:37I love India!
01:38I love India!
01:39Do do do do do do do do do do do.
01:45Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
01:46All right, Andy, go change.
01:47Don't want to hate all that racket you got going, all that-
01:50Eww, what a nasty nasty.
01:53Dude.
01:55Come on, Lisey.
01:56I got to take a monster.
01:57I got to take a monster.
02:00You thought you could run and hide for me, but you could not.
02:09I didn't know I looked that bad.
02:11I could scare a child with my looks.
02:13All right, John.
02:14The boogeyman's going to come.
02:17Yeah, you better go to bed.
02:19Hey, girl.
02:20Wow, you look good.
02:22Am I glowing?
02:22Yeah, a little bit.
02:24I'm loving the fit today.
02:25I love it.
02:26You look really good.
02:28Rose on my heart because I have a floral personality.
02:31Okay.
02:33Okay, it's the other way, and I cannot wait to see Jenny and Samit.
02:37I want to see what this cafe turns out like.
02:38I know.
02:39I'm excited to see Greta and Matthew, how they're settling in in the UK.
02:43Let's go visit right now.
02:45See how I did that?
02:46See how I did that there?
02:52Damn, look at those feet, man.
02:54How do I don't be like that?
02:55Hey, Jenny, swing those hips, girl.
02:58We got that Jenny moves.
03:01I got those Jenny moves?
03:02Yeah.
03:03And I'm Samit.
03:05The cafe now looks like a cafe.
03:08Construction's done.
03:09Equipment is in.
03:11And today is just final touches.
03:14It's really exciting.
03:16She sounds so excited.
03:18It's really exciting.
03:20And I'm pooped.
03:21I had to get up at the crack of noon to get this thing going.
03:25Jenny, what do you make?
03:26What do you make?
03:26What do you make?
03:26What do you make?
03:27What do you make?
03:28Make coffee.
03:29What do you make?
03:30Coffee.
03:30She's going to be a barista?
03:32She's going to be a barista.
03:33Apparently, that's not enough in India.
03:36You're an in-the-closet barista.
03:38That's a new course I should take, actually.
03:40A barista course.
03:41Well, you took cake courses, cookie courses, balloon courses.
03:46I like to learn.
03:47My coffee game is really spot on.
03:50I get in my car, and I go to a drive-thru and order.
03:53Oh, well, you know I make coffee every day, so it's so good.
03:56Yeah, I get someone to make mine.
03:59See how crowded it is already?
04:01We're not even working yet.
04:02This is such a small space.
04:05How are we going to all fit in here?
04:07I can't cook in there.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:09It's too much people, man.
04:10I like elbow room.
04:12That's too tight.
04:14It's too tight.
04:14I go crazy.
04:16I go crazy.
04:16It's supposed to be for one person.
04:18Like, what, do you got to watch each other make coffee?
04:20Once you get the groove down, you can figure it out.
04:23No matter what the size is.
04:24I could say something dirty, but I won't.
04:27You just did by saying that.
04:30Jeez, look, you're gay, huh?
04:32Smell, brother.
04:33I just smell it, right?
04:35It's got to be here.
04:37Yeah, you're taking water from here.
04:40What do you do?
04:40You're doing it?
04:41You're doing it?
04:41You're doing it?
04:42You're doing it?
04:42You're doing it?
04:42You're doing it?
04:42No, no.
04:43Is it in the toilet?
04:50Oh, bathroom toilet water?
04:53That's toilet water.
04:54Are you kidding me?
04:55Wait, that's not the toilet, though, right?
04:57No, I mean, it's tap water, but just the idea of it being in the bathroom.
05:01I don't know.
05:02This is unfiltered water.
05:04The area is next to the toilet.
05:06It's not hygienic at all.
05:08No, that is not hygienic at all.
05:11That is bad.
05:12Well, you boil it.
05:13No, Pat.
05:14Think of people taking in there.
05:15Are they pooping right there?
05:17I don't want it in the stall next to it.
05:19I don't even want it, like, in the thing.
05:21I don't need feces around the area.
05:23What happened?
05:25Like, they fill the water from the bathroom and using it for cooking.
05:31That's true.
05:32If you cook, the more thing you need in the kitchen is the water.
05:35Jenny's, like, ready to make coffee.
05:38Jenny's, like, I just drank a whole cup of coffee.
05:42Maybe this is why people get sick a lot when they eat in India.
05:50Now you know the secret, man.
05:51Now you know what it is.
05:53If Jenny says it.
05:54What do you think is going to happen, Jamal?
05:56Do you think they'll be able to open tomorrow?
05:57I don't know.
05:58They better do a rain dance or something, try to get some water that way.
06:01Because there is no water in sight, unless it's the one where you used to wash your ass.
06:05And no one wants that.
06:10Australia?
06:10Australia has to be, mate.
06:12Down under.
06:13Good day, mate.
06:15Oh, we're going back down under.
06:18Aw, thanks.
06:20I feel so special.
06:22You are.
06:22Good day, mate.
06:23Say it.
06:23Well, it's all for the kangaroos, mate.
06:25You never know when they're going to hit the derby.
06:29Patia and Ellen.
06:30Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
06:32Stripper do it.
06:33Ooh.
06:34Oh.
06:35Wow.
06:38Oh, my God.
06:39This is super comfortable.
06:41Oh, this is weird.
06:43Damn, that couch is a lot of damn money.
06:45Oh, the furniture shopping.
06:47Well, they got a furniture up the place.
06:49The new place.
06:50Furniture up the place.
06:52Yeah, how do you say it?
06:53Furniture it up?
06:54Furnish the house.
06:56That doesn't sound as fun.
06:58Oh, here it is.
06:59That's what I like.
07:01You really like that one.
07:02It looks like a movie theater thing.
07:03It does.
07:05Beautiful.
07:05That's what I should have got, Jamal.
07:06I wish.
07:07I have to say, you did a really good job with this couch.
07:10Like, it's comfy.
07:12It's got memory foam.
07:14You did a good job.
07:15Thanks.
07:15I'm glad you like it.
07:16I love it.
07:16When I'm shopping for furniture, I look for quality, I look for comfort, and I look for durability.
07:25You do need to look at the price tag also.
07:27That does come into it, my love.
07:31Look at her face when she says that price tag.
07:32She's like, she's like turned down.
07:35You're like stingy as s***.
07:37Hey, it's called being conservative with the dollar.
07:40That's all.
07:40You know, sometimes I don't like to look at price tags either.
07:45You can't help it that you want nice things.
07:48Yeah.
07:48Sometimes I think price tags are just a suggestion.
07:52I am that kind of shopper too.
07:53I don't look at prices.
07:54If I like it, I like it.
07:56And if I got to pay what I got to pay, it's what I got to pay.
07:58But usually you don't have that much money in the bank, and then you say, baby, look.
08:01Well, I got to swipe your card, but that means I still got what I wanted without checking the price.
08:06So this is like $2,699, and this one is $2,099.
08:12Say what?
08:13Who's paying for it?
08:14What do you think is a reasonable price to spend on a couch?
08:16$800.
08:17The last couch I had was like $5,000.
08:20That's not talking about.
08:21Nuts.
08:22Who wants to spend $5,000 on a couch?
08:23Seriously.
08:24Sometimes cheaper is quality.
08:26That's how a cheap person sounds.
08:28That's what I say.
08:29This is quality stuff.
08:31Petia's relationship with money is reckless.
08:33She would have these big spending sprees in Vegas where she'd drop $5,000 to $10,000.
08:39What's your bank?
08:40On what?
08:41You know, I will say, even myself, when I go to Vegas, I don't look at my bank account the entire weekend.
08:47Yeah.
08:47Let's just enjoy it.
08:49She'd walk into these clothing stores, and the shop assistants would just absolutely love her, throwing clothes at her.
08:56She'd buy one of every color.
08:58I'm really bad about that.
08:59I have this one shirt that I really like that I wear to work, and I bought it in four more colors.
09:04And my purses are expensive, but, and my shoes.
09:08If I ever meet Petia, I'm going to take Petia to a thrift store.
09:11I'm going to take Petia to the thrift store.
09:14She can go ball all out.
09:15She can go shop till she drop.
09:19That's hard.
09:21She's going to get mad at you.
09:22You know, with Megan, I'm a little lucky because she loves thrift shopping.
09:26She likes the deal.
09:28You know, I think it's all garbage, but, you know, she loves it.
09:31You're more of a shopaholic than I am.
09:33I know how to budget stuff.
09:35But I'm not a shopaholic, am I?
09:37Let's look at your cart and see if you are.
09:39Shut up.
09:40God.
09:41I want you to be 100% honest with me.
09:44How much debt?
09:46What's the actual number?
09:4720.
09:49Oh, ooh.
09:50That's a lot.
09:51That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
09:53What?
09:54$20,000.
09:56You kidding?
09:56Petia.
09:58My fear is that this spending thing is never going to stop.
10:03I don't know.
10:04Well, I can say one thing.
10:05I don't think they're getting a couch today.
10:07Not today.
10:08I don't think they're going to decide on the right price one.
10:11Until you pay your debt, yeah.
10:12She's moving to Australia, right?
10:14Like, is there a debt in America?
10:15Why do you think it just goes away?
10:17Hell yeah, it just goes away.
10:19Just don't go back.
10:20You're good.
10:21Matthew's mother has invited me to tea with Matthew's grandma and Matthew's brother's fiancé.
10:28Wow.
10:29The whole family looks like they're part of Parliament.
10:33It's very posh.
10:36You know, if I was Jenny Smith and I was opening up a cafe,
10:39I know exactly what I'll name it.
10:41Listen, I know everything's big daddy.
10:43You can get out of here.
10:44I'll name it Annie's Cafe.
10:45No, I'm going to put something Caribbean Spa.
10:49That's whack.
10:50That's not whack.
10:51Annie's Cafe sounds more like a loving, touching hand making your food.
10:55Like touching my ass.
10:56Who the hell want to go to the Caribbean Spa?
10:59Annie's Cafe sounds way nicer.
11:02It sounds like a warm welcome.
11:03Any cafe has to be elegant.
11:06Everything, like, woman's going to be hot.
11:07It has to be something like...
11:08It's a cafe.
11:10Annie, you want to care about the money.
11:11It ain't fine dining.
11:13Everything has to be pink.
11:14Who the hell want to go in there and see everything pink?
11:17It's full of rosas.
11:18Pink flowers.
11:19The out of here.
11:20Your restaurant going to go down like the Titanic.
11:22Ain't nobody going to go there.
11:24Open clothes.
11:26Oh, we're in England.
11:30Because let's see the tea.
11:31Oh, I like this.
11:33Damn, I want some of that.
11:34I want some of that.
11:36Where are we?
11:37Mom, what?
11:38Ooh, Greta and Matthew.
11:40I've been wanting to see them.
11:41Oh, she'd like this.
11:42Come here.
11:42They love cats.
11:43Greta loves cats.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:45Say hi, Frida.
11:46She'll take you in a heartbeat.
11:48Matthew's mother has invited me to tea with her, Matthew's grandma,
11:53and also Matthew's brother's fiance.
11:58Wow.
11:59The whole family looks like they're part of parliament.
12:03It's very posh.
12:04Mom, it's your chicken pot pie posh.
12:07It's very posh.
12:07This is a really good idea.
12:09You can't imagine Darcy over there with them women.
12:11They're going out talking about this.
12:14A waste of dress.
12:15Darcy's going to be at the table like...
12:16I'm used to it.
12:22So these are the vegan ones?
12:23These are vegan.
12:24We're not saying you're abnormal.
12:26It's okay.
12:27I realize I probably am.
12:28So this is the vegan plate here.
12:30That's the vegan.
12:30Oh, my goodness.
12:32Oh, cheesecake.
12:34Yo, that is my weakness.
12:35It's vegan.
12:36Ain't no meat and cheese.
12:37This meat is the best.
12:39No, it ain't.
12:39It's the milk for the boo.
12:41You can get milk from anywhere.
12:42It could be human milk.
12:43Yeah, I can't sell it my meat.
12:45I feel like vegans are really missing out on the luxuries of meat.
12:48I can do it.
12:50I've lived without meat this long.
12:53I went to a fancy place on the Cape.
12:55It was a tea, like, thing, and they had the finger sandwiches.
12:58John, I could just see you doing that, like...
13:00It was a steak sack.
13:01Three times a week.
13:02You know, it had, like, cucumber in the sand.
13:04It was disgusting.
13:05I was like, what kind of bull crap is this?
13:07Greta, I just want you to know how welcome you are in our family
13:10and how much it means to have you with us.
13:12I've said to Matthew, I think you're his soulmate.
13:14Oh, we never hear that from the mom starting out.
13:18Yeah, look at this.
13:19A positive mom and possibly daughter-in-law experience.
13:23Until she tells her she don't want no grandchildren.
13:25Oh, well, you're my soulmate, man.
13:27Am I yours?
13:29Yes, because you make damn good drinks,
13:31but you're my soulmate.
13:32You know that.
13:34You think I'd move across the world for you?
13:36Well, not across the world.
13:37The next country over.
13:37I get it.
13:38You ain't my soulmate.
13:40You my partner in crime.
13:41We like the Wonder Twins.
13:42You're my roommate.
13:45No, we like the Wonder Twins.
13:47But we ain't brother and sister, though.
13:49I'm hoping there's going to be lots and lots of little babies and children.
13:53Yeah, I mean, I think, like, when we first met,
13:57we both wanted children, like, a lot.
14:00But I've been having, like, a lot of anxiety about having children lately.
14:04Uh-oh.
14:05Maybe soulmates was a little premature.
14:08We'll see how good this tea potty is now after
14:11if she tells us what's going on here.
14:13The last time Matthew and I talked about kids was almost six months ago.
14:18I feel nervous that I'm going to now have to bring this news to Matthew
14:22because it could really determine the course of our relationship.
14:25If he really has his mindset on kids and she really doesn't,
14:29I say don't stay together.
14:31Well, that would be tough.
14:32But I do feel that they both can talk this out
14:34and come to an agreement, I would think.
14:36Were you conflicted about having the kids?
14:38No.
14:39I wanted to have kids.
14:40I knew that.
14:41I got switcheroo-ed by my ex.
14:43She told you she wanted to have kids,
14:44and then she all of a sudden didn't want to have kids, right?
14:47Isn't that the old little move they pull?
14:48Yeah, it's the switcheroo.
14:49Yeah, the switcheroo.
14:52Oh, the living room.
14:56They're talking about debt and couches.
14:57What a way, huh?
14:59Patia and Dylan.
15:00They're still at the furniture store.
15:02Like, it's their living room.
15:03They're sitting there all day discussing finances.
15:07It's a chronic addiction.
15:09You know, it's detrimental, love.
15:10It's got to stop.
15:11And it's serious.
15:12You brought me to tears with it
15:14because it's like, when is this woman going to stop spending?
15:17Come on now.
15:18Let her do her thing.
15:19I'm telling you, she probably gets a rush.
15:22Dylan, behave, man.
15:23That woman just got there.
15:24You have to relax, though.
15:26She's not your kid.
15:27She don't went there for you to complain to her about her debt.
15:31She went there because she needs support and love.
15:34You know, I think it's his accent,
15:36but it's just like, I...
15:37He makes me feel concerned for her as well.
15:39You know, there's been many months
15:42where you have not had the money for rent
15:43and I've had to pay it for you.
15:46What are you talking about?
15:47That's because you put me in that place.
15:50Oh, they're not agreeing on this.
15:52It's your fault.
15:55You know, it's funny how people always try to blame other people for this stuff
15:58and then when they call them out, they're just silent.
16:01You've got a very deluded view of what has and hasn't happened.
16:08He just used the word delusional in the most respectful way ever.
16:13Your mind's just deluded sometimes, babe.
16:16I hate that word.
16:16You spend and I save and what's just different, mate?
16:22As performers, strippers, we had to look the part.
16:26We had to tan, we had to do the nails, the hair.
16:29You have to spend to make it.
16:31But I did not spend like I used to.
16:33Yeah, you can't go there looking busted.
16:35Ain't nobody gonna want to tip that.
16:37Mm-hmm.
16:38First of all, you know, you've got to be careful with strippers.
16:40You know what I'm saying?
16:41They're usually used to trying to get money out of men.
16:44Like some strippers just get like the dollars here and there.
16:47Like she's at the point where she's a vet.
16:49Like she's taking houses.
16:50Wow, it's crazy she was a stripper for 39 years.
16:53I wonder if it came with like a 401k or something, you know?
16:56Um, I don't think so.
16:57They're independent contractors.
16:59Mm.
17:00I don't know what more I can do or say to say,
17:02look, I'm not that high maintenance girl like I was back in the day.
17:06He needs to move past this because if he doesn't propose, I'm done.
17:11But help me pay everything.
17:12Uh-huh.
17:14Wasn't it your idea to go to this luxury furniture store?
17:17That's not really showing that you're not going to be spending a lot of money.
17:20A lot of his money now.
17:22F***ing.
17:23F***ing.
17:24F***ing.
17:25F***ing tight in here.
17:27Do you need a minute?
17:28Are you okay?
17:29I'm about to just send them a link for the couch that got you.
17:31It wasn't $3,000.
17:32No, but it's nice.
17:33It is a fine couch.
17:34Yeah, it's fine.
17:35It's perfect.
17:36I feel great on it.
17:37I kind of like it too.
17:38And I'm sitting luxuriously.
17:40I know.
17:40I know.
17:40And you're tall.
17:41I'm a tall guy.
17:42Yeah, I know.
17:43Boop.
17:44Now I'm worried it's going to take us longer to start making any money.
17:49And we might be stuck living with the family forever.
17:57Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
18:02Wow.
18:07Yes, not so fast.
18:08Not so fast.
18:08These are not regular nachos.
18:10Okay.
18:10Greta and Matthew are vegans.
18:12And they made me think maybe we could try the vegan experience.
18:16Okay.
18:17So this is not real carne asada.
18:19It's the fake stuff.
18:21All right.
18:21I will try the first bite.
18:24You like it?
18:25It's not bad.
18:25All right.
18:26I'm going to eat it how normal people eat nachos.
18:28It's just going all the way.
18:29What do you think?
18:32This is terrible.
18:33You want to see after that bite, I just want a big old cheeseburger.
18:36Extra beef!
18:37One more bite and then we need to take it away.
18:46Goats!
18:46Look how cute they are!
18:48I want them so bad.
18:49Looks like we're back in India.
18:51Toilet water cafe.
18:53I mean family.
18:54Family cafe.
18:54Jenny and Sabet.
18:59Let's see how the coffee shop is going.
19:01Last night we were up late preparing once again and now we all are tired, cranky and you know.
19:08It's not a great way to start our first day.
19:11I bet your cranky is a theme around your house.
19:14Well, you got to roll up the sleeves and get to work.
19:16It's going to be fine.
19:17Turn your little sign on.
19:18Sudha Khan ceremony is when we ask for the blessing from all the god and goddesses, which helps us to get more blessings from the god.
19:28Woo!
19:29Cafe ceremony!
19:30Let's go!
19:31What you need to do is like pray to the god of money.
19:34Because that's what you need.
19:35You need people to show up with money.
19:37He's wearing a hair net and everything.
19:39He's serious about crumliness.
19:41You need a beard net too.
19:43Beard net.
19:43I used to do quality control, so I know a little stinks.
19:46I feel like I need to take a coffee making class.
19:50I'm here.
19:50I'll teach you.
19:51That's not an issue.
19:53Denny's lost.
19:53Why are you learning the day you're opening?
19:56I got no barista skills, but I can figure this out.
19:59I mean.
19:59Yeah, I've never made coffee or espresso like that.
20:03Can't be that difficult.
20:04When I was a restaurant manager, we had espresso machines in my restaurant.
20:08And it took me a minute because it is different.
20:10If you've never used it, it's different.
20:12Is hers in a different language, too?
20:14No.
20:15No?
20:16I don't know, but I was making designs in the milk after a while and everything.
20:21It was pretty cool.
20:22I was really excited to get this coffee machine, and now I'm looking at it like, what the hell?
20:31Oh my God, Jenny complain about everything.
20:34Jenny make Americans look bad, yo.
20:36Yeah.
20:36I mean, pretty much everything's riding on Jenny's coffee.
20:39Right?
20:40Better not disappoint Jenny.
20:42I already forget what to do.
20:47I bet she did.
20:49Well, she'll learn, right?
20:50Yeah.
20:50Jenny, I'll come to India and teach you.
20:52I don't think you need to do, I don't think you need to go to India to use a coffee machine.
20:55Maybe I'll just FaceTime her.
20:56Jenny's going to be making coffee until the sun goes down and still don't get it.
21:00Before the main ceremony begins, the priest come in to bless every shop.
21:07Celebrating all of my time, fighting all of this time.
21:10Wow, look at that.
21:12Oh, he's blessing it.
21:14Oh, yeah, that is kind of how the priest does it, where they throw the water.
21:19It's like holy water.
21:20He spread some holy water, which was mixed with a cow urine.
21:25Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
21:30Time out.
21:31Red flag.
21:32Less holding.
21:32You made a big fuss of your dad with that water from the bathroom, and you spreading cow piss all around your establishment where people gotta eat?
21:43Come on, man.
21:45Cow pee?
21:46Cow piss.
21:47That place probably smells like a New York City train station.
21:50I do know that cows are sacred in India.
21:54So, sacred cow urine with holy water spread around the restaurant.
21:59It's completely sanitary, and I'm sure all the food's gonna be fine and up to par.
22:04Great.
22:05We would never do something like that in America.
22:08You use holy water, we use cow urine.
22:12Yo, you might as well just say hey, everybody.
22:15It's a restaurant and bathroom all in one.
22:18Just come here and piss.
22:19What he said, they mixed it with the holy water, so maybe it's just a dribble.
22:24Just the last shake of it.
22:26I don't care.
22:27Urine is urine.
22:28Pee is pee.
22:30This is bad.
22:32The Department of Health would come here and shut the restaurant down immediately.
22:35Yeah, yeah.
22:37Imagine just a flick of cow urine on your face, your Department of Health.
22:41This is not adequate.
22:42No, not at all.
22:44Now we're Café's Bliss.
22:46All right.
22:47Family Café is open.
22:49Blast.
22:49Urine spread.
22:50Let's go.
22:52Oh, the Café's Bliss with cow pee.
22:55Yay!
22:56Jenny, are you helping?
23:08Why she looks so angry?
23:10She ain't doing nothing.
23:11Well, Jenny, what are you doing?
23:13Make your coffee, girl.
23:14You guys, you know, all I saw was food going out the door and no money coming in.
23:22Oh, it was a freebie day?
23:23I mean, those weren't big ones.
23:25Yeah, I mean, dude, they're giving away the whole restaurant.
23:29Jenny's got a problem.
23:31She's probably right a little bit.
23:33Jenny, they giving out samples.
23:35That's the way you put almost your base in this.
23:37You ain't help out.
23:38You just stood there, and now you're criticizing everybody.
23:42Like, come on.
23:43Now I'm worried it's going to take us longer to start making any money, and we might be stuck
23:49living with the family forever.
23:56Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
24:01I think there's a time and place for her to give her opinion, and it's not on the grand
24:07opening day when vibes are high.
24:09No, exactly.
24:10She's killing the vibe, dude.
24:11But good job with the cow urine and getting it blessed.
24:15Oh, man.
24:16I'm going to give a little one for that.
24:18That needs to be under investigation, I think.
24:21It's been horrible since I've moved here.
24:24It's not the relationship that I had envisioned.
24:26Yeah, she hit him with that rolled up newspaper.
24:31Stop pissing on my floor, Luke.
24:33And he's like.
24:37Okay, you wanted Greta's tea room.
24:39I thought since we can't make it there, I'd bring it here.
24:42We have all these fascinators or gloves.
24:45We can feel fancy like we're in the UK.
24:47And we have a three-tier snack table here.
24:50What the bloody hell do you make me do?
24:53Do I look lovely?
24:54Lovely, darling.
24:54Oh, my darling.
24:56My darling.
24:57This looks absolutely scrumpt-delicious.
25:00What the heck's on here?
25:02Well, I put a little scone, some cucumber cakes.
25:05You look cute.
25:06Oh, yeah.
25:07I look freaking adorable.
25:09Oh, and we have our dirty chai tea martini we can cheers with.
25:13Look at our pinkies.
25:14Oh.
25:15Thank you, darling, for such a lovely afternoon.
25:20So we're going to play a game, okay?
25:22Okay.
25:22Like, whoever is the most dramatic, whoever is the funniest.
25:25We're just going to write them on the board.
25:27All right, you do one.
25:28Okay, so who's the worst cook?
25:31Oh, all right.
25:34Hey!
25:36Sorry, Jenny.
25:37Sorry, Jenny.
25:38Love you.
25:38We need something other than spaghetti and chicken nuggets, babe.
25:41Yeah, okay.
25:41Who would you like to have a drink with?
25:47Freda!
25:47Michelle!
25:48Who's Michelle?
25:49Chloe's mom.
25:50I just think we'd be getting top shelf everything.
25:54That's a good one.
25:55That's what I want.
25:56Let's do one more.
25:57Who would look the best naked?
26:01Ready?
26:02All right.
26:02Johnny!
26:03Not available!
26:04It's just gross to even do that with you.
26:08Okay.
26:08Now I'm thinking what you're thinking, and now it's gross.
26:11No, he's hot, though.
26:12Ugh.
26:21Casa Abierta.
26:22Is this Colombia?
26:25I'm going to guess you're right.
26:27You know what is Casa Abierta?
26:28Yeah, house something.
26:30Open house.
26:33Lucas!
26:34Luke by himself!
26:35Oh, the lone soldier.
26:38Brian is one of my closest friends.
26:40We met in Colombia.
26:42He was married to one of Madeline's friends.
26:45Oh, he's meeting a friend that does not like Madeline.
26:47Oh, Brian.
26:48I remember him.
26:49Ah, yeah.
26:50Brian was one of the guys that got Luke in hot water at the bachelor party.
26:55Oh, yeah, that's right.
26:56Instigator, as they say.
26:57Boo!
26:59Boo Luke's friends.
27:01Not a fan of the friends.
27:03Madeline started a rumor that I was unfaithful to my ex-wife just to get back at me telling
27:12Luke what happens when he's not there.
27:14Yeah, Luke.
27:15Yeah, Luke.
27:16Luke.
27:16See?
27:17He got on a sailor cap.
27:18His ship done sank a long time ago.
27:21He ain't even the captain of his own ship.
27:23He's lost in love with her.
27:28So you've been here for a couple days now, right?
27:29Yeah, it's been dramatic, man.
27:31Me and Madeline got into it a couple times.
27:34She called off the wedding.
27:37I mean, it's been stressful, man.
27:39You know, but trying to work through it.
27:42Bulls***.
27:42He's not making progress, Brian.
27:46That was a lie.
27:47That's it?
27:48This has all happened in a couple freaking days.
27:50They fought the first moment they saw each other.
27:53You don't put that whole thing in your mouth?
27:55Why not?
27:56I don't think they eat it like that at the tea room.
27:58You don't shove it in your mouth like that, like a baseball.
28:00How do you eat it?
28:02Half of it.
28:03Oh.
28:04Only half?
28:05Oh, more.
28:06Demir.
28:07Put your pinky up.
28:08Pinky's up.
28:10This is messy.
28:10How can this be fancy?
28:12I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome.
28:15You know?
28:16What's that?
28:17When someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage,
28:21then the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive.
28:24Facts.
28:26You are being controlled, brother.
28:29Do I have that?
28:31Do you have it?
28:32I'm the one held hostage here in Mexico.
28:35He's like a doggy.
28:36She controls me.
28:37Yeah, she hit him with that rolled up newspaper.
28:40Stop on my floor, Luke.
28:43Stop pissing on my floor, Luke.
28:44And he's like...
28:45It's bad.
28:51Why do you want to be with her?
28:53Is she there for you?
28:54You haven't said one nice thing about her.
28:57That's a friend.
28:58We need that reality check, Luke.
29:00We seen no nice things, man.
29:02If you can't come up with one...
29:04That's a red flag.
29:05Should Luke stay or go?
29:07Ready?
29:08Yeah.
29:09You said bye?
29:10I said bye!
29:11Yeah, I was like...
29:12He doesn't need to just go.
29:13He needs to run.
29:14Yeah.
29:14It's not a good out.
29:15How much money did you spend on Madeline in a year?
29:19There are a lot.
29:20I think his friend is telling him straight up what's going down and he needs to open his
29:27ears and listen because she's taking advantage of you.
29:31You know who he needs to make a phone call to?
29:33He needs to hit up Gino.
29:34Oh, I know.
29:35Get some advice from Gino, all right?
29:37Let him know how it is.
29:38He's afraid to hear that, like, well, if you don't have any money, I don't want to be
29:43with you.
29:43Would you not see that being the case?
29:45Oh, yeah.
29:46She doesn't want to be poor with him.
29:48She doesn't want to be poor with anybody, but she does not want to be...
29:51She's not the type...
29:51Like I told you years ago, I'd live in a chicken coop with you with these on, of course.
29:56With my pinky up, but I'll still be in a chicken coop.
30:01It's been horrible since I've moved here.
30:04It's not the relationship that I had envisioned.
30:07I don't know.
30:08I don't know what to do.
30:10Luke never going to open his eyes.
30:12He's like blowing his love with him.
30:15It's open.
30:16His eyes is open, but it got like a Madeline contact over it.
30:20That's all you see.
30:21Madeline, Madeline, Madeline.
30:24He walked the street, he hallucinates, he see a thousand Madelines, all of them yelling
30:28at him, ripping up roses at the same time in Columbia streets.
30:34Who'd have thought that three years after we met on a vegan dating app, we'd go on this
30:39journey together?
30:41There's that dating app for everything.
30:43Every single thing.
30:44I love long toenails dating app.
30:48So Jenny and Samit, you know, they live in India.
30:50Again, most popular game over here is cricket.
30:52And I figured, why not we play?
30:54I'll be the bowler.
30:55You'll be the batsman.
30:56So what are the rules again?
30:57There's a wickets over here.
30:59I got to knock them down.
31:00And then you, as the batsman, got to protect them.
31:04Come on.
31:04All right.
31:05You're the batsman.
31:06Remember.
31:07Yeah, I'll show you a bat.
31:10Boom!
31:11All right.
31:12One point.
31:13Lucky shot.
31:14Come on.
31:14Lucky shot.
31:15I've seen that a million times.
31:17All right, little brother.
31:19Throw it like a little girl.
31:20See what you got.
31:23Boom!
31:23Boom!
31:24These wickets are going down.
31:29Come on!
31:30Oh, that's it!
31:32I won.
31:33Oh, come on.
31:34That was an accident.
31:35You see this plastic piece of crap?
31:38Cricket champion.
31:39Cricket champion?
31:40Look at that stupid game.
31:49Oh, piggies.
31:51I love pigs.
31:52I do, too.
31:53They taste great.
31:54Oh, it's Greta and Matthew.
31:55Last time we saw them, they were having tea, you know?
31:59Good old Greta with Matthew's mother.
32:01Greta was spilling the tea.
32:03Spilling the tea.
32:05I'm so chill.
32:06I don't think I've ever picked apples before.
32:09Really?
32:10I used to do it all the time growing up.
32:11I never have.
32:13You never picked an apple?
32:14Mm-mm.
32:14Oh, up in Ohio and Michigan, I picked so many freaking apples.
32:18That'd be cool.
32:19I always would see it in cartoons and always wanted to.
32:21Every fall.
32:21I used to pick apples back in the days.
32:24That was fun.
32:25I didn't know being apple picking in my life.
32:27I feel like she's in a bad apple picking outfit.
32:31I feel like that jacket's going to get caught on every branch, you know?
32:33Yeah.
32:35I hear some snorts.
32:36Oh, my God, piggies.
32:39Oh, pigs.
32:41I hear.
32:42Sounds like you.
32:43Oh.
32:44In bed at midnight.
32:46Look how cute that thing is.
32:48Oh, my God, I want to take that one home.
32:51I think the pigs are adorable.
32:54I don't like my pigs alive.
32:56I like them deep and deep fried.
32:58Man, them things can be dangerous, though, because they're out here, too.
33:01Yeah, they eat people.
33:02Yeah, they'll eat you.
33:03Would you ever wrestle a pig?
33:05For what?
33:06Just to see if you could take it down.
33:08You know, I've got to be honest.
33:10It's never crossed my mind.
33:11Pig wrestling's a thing.
33:12Not in my gonna-do list.
33:15I think in some towns, you could wrestle a pig and win 20 pounds of bacon.
33:18I don't like bacon that much.
33:20You know, who'd have thought that three years after we met on a vegan dating app, we'd go
33:27on this journey together and share these experiences?
33:30There's that dating app for everything.
33:31Every single thing, really.
33:33I love long toenails dating app.
33:36There probably is one.
33:39Do you think they have a cat lovers app dating app?
33:41I don't know, but I'm gonna have a meat only.
33:44If you are vegan, it's not gonna work.
33:47You helped me be unapologetically myself, but I've been having a lot of anxiety lately because...
33:57She's gonna tell him she doesn't want kids.
34:01Don't tell him right now, Greta.
34:03It's the wrong moment.
34:07I feel so unsure if I do want kids anymore.
34:11I don't think he even knows what to say.
34:13He's in utter shock.
34:16It's kind of like an apple pie in the face.
34:17Kind of.
34:18Man, it looks like he's already gonna cry.
34:20He was blind, son.
34:21Yep, just like football.
34:23Didn't see that hit coming.
34:24I think having a kid in a family life would be a major deterrence to being the type of advocate that I've always wanted to be.
34:34You'd raise amazing kids that love animals, respect animals.
34:39You've been a mom to your cat.
34:41I don't think you should see it purely from your impact.
34:45And if you don't have the time to be a mother, I will be 200% of the father.
34:51Wow, you don't see guys step up that much.
34:54Matt's just showing her, like, look, you don't have to worry about it.
34:57Like, you got me.
34:59I'll step up.
34:59Yeah.
35:00Yeah.
35:01My man politicianing for them kids.
35:04Go ahead, bro.
35:05Go ahead.
35:06Be the politician for them babies.
35:08Yeah.
35:08That spokesperson.
35:10So he wants it that bad.
35:12He's gonna get her that way.
35:13I'll do everything.
35:14Please.
35:15Still to come on 90 Day Fiancé, the other way.
35:20Still to come.
35:22Oh, yeah.
35:23Strip club.
35:25The rest of the season, more strippers.
35:28This is the happiest of singing since we got here.
35:30She likes to take clothes.
35:31That's why.
35:32She said, look at the old me.
35:34She better not throw no money, though, because then Dylan's gonna say something about that.
35:38I have a surprise for you.
35:39A puppy.
35:42Oh, my God.
35:45It's like a little theater.
35:46That is that right there.
35:48That's the cutest thing.
35:49Come on.
35:50Oh, my goodness.
35:52I've got one, Pataya.
35:54Ah!
35:55Dylan's mom is the reason why we are not married today.
35:58I feel like you're a needy mother, Joe.
36:01Oh!
36:02They don't like each other.
36:04I don't know.
36:04Maybe because they're in the same age bracket.
36:06You should never tell a mother that she's needy, especially to her face.
36:10You can text it.
36:11You got a text.
36:13I'm not needy.
36:13I'm just kidding.
36:14I'm not needy.
36:18Oh!
36:19What's wrong with Greta?
36:20Damn, why you smashing that so hard?
36:22At the beginning, I felt like he was Mr. Darcy and I was Elizabeth.
36:27Who the hell is that?
36:28Is she done?
36:29Oh, no.
36:30She is miserable.
36:32Wow.
36:33What's going on with her?
36:34She cried for the onion.
36:36She cried because she's my...
36:37No, that wasn't onions.
36:38That was potatoes.
36:40Bam, bam.
36:42I already told your parents we were moving out.
36:45We are depending on them right now.
36:47We cannot move out of there.
36:48If you don't want to go with me, I guess I'll have to move out by myself.
36:52Okay, Jenny, where you moving, Jenny?
36:55Oh, my God.
36:56Yo, Jenny, when Jenny start doing that finger, you know it sounds serious.
36:59Yeah.
37:00You know how many times I've yelled at the TV for her to just move back to California?
37:05I know.
37:05Come be my neighbor.
37:07You're going to be marrying my son, but this is hard.
37:11Oh, Luke's dad is confronting Madeline.
37:14They both got the same hairstyle.
37:15Look, they both go to the same hairdresser.
37:18Yeah.
37:18I still have so many doubts.
37:24I even know if you're going to marry this guy.
37:26Oh, it's the wedding.
37:27I don't think she's going to show up.
37:29Well, you know what you do.
37:30Take the dog, the hotel room, the beauty shop, and just run, girl.
37:34Just run.
37:35These aren't my earrings.
37:38Oh!
37:39What did you do, Johnny?
37:42He probably cheated again.
37:44Did he cheat on the pirate ship?
37:46Did she catch him?
37:46I feel like I was in a relationship with a total different person.
37:52Chloe.
37:53Those are not mine.
37:55Oh, my.
37:56Oh, no.
37:59Looks like Johnny got caught cheating.
38:02No.
38:03Come on, Johnny.
38:05Wow, Mom.
38:06Wow, later this season is going to be epic.
38:08It's going to be crazy.
38:09I'm excited.
38:10I got little loosey-gooseys.
38:12Oh, there's still so much to come.
38:14Oh, my gosh.
38:15The rest of the season looks so good.
38:17So good.
38:18Man, this is getting crazy.
38:20I mean, think about it.
38:21Jenny over here is talking about moving out, leaving cement.
38:24I know.
38:25And Luke might even get married.
38:26That dog pulled the trick.
38:28That is the cutest puppy I've seen in a long time.
38:32I mean, I might have fell for it, too.
38:34And, you know, the season has a lot yet to come.
38:37It's still alive, and it's bumping.
38:39Yeah, I'm so excited to get away for next week.
38:41And now let's get ready for tomorrow because it was cool.
38:45Let's prepare this long shovel and aftertake, guys.
38:48And I got to get ready because I got to work tomorrow.
38:51You know, Mom, I've been thinking.
38:53I saw Luke and Brian talking.
38:55I think maybe I may be getting a Stockholm Syndrome from you.
38:59Like, I think your drug is always trying to keep me here and keep me here.
39:02I like spending time with you.
39:03Yeah, but, Mom, I think I'm going to watch it on my own next week.
39:07You'll never watch it on your own.
39:08I love you, my boy.
39:09No, I don't know if you do now.
39:10All right, then.
39:12Well, I'll see you later.
39:13All right, love you.
39:14Give me a hug, though.
39:15Hey, you feel bad.
39:16You said that now.
39:18You feel bad.
39:19You said that now.
39:20Don't forget you owe me for the nachos.
39:21I don't owe you s***.
39:24I gave you life, bro.
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