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00:00Your face, you can do it there.
00:01Do up here on your nose, you've got some there.
00:04And here.
00:06And there on your eyelids.
00:08And on your ears at the back.
00:10Your arms and your neck.
00:11You're missing spots.
00:12And when do you notice a difference?
00:15Well, I don't know because I've got to...
00:17Read it, yeah.
00:19Every evening in Australia...
00:20There'll be fun facts here.
00:21TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:24Fun facts.
00:25No, I don't think so.
00:26But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:29Okay.
00:29It's got my attention.
00:30It's a no from me.
00:31Only problem with this show is it's a weekly drop.
00:34Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:38Very different.
00:39It was so random.
00:40That is freaky.
00:41This is weird.
00:42No, this is not weird.
00:43This is fun facts.
00:44This week...
00:45Old butts falling in love.
00:46Here we go.
00:47We watched the premiere of The Golden Bachelor.
00:49Oh!
00:51That's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss.
00:54Caught the new series of NCIS Sydney...
00:56Oh!
00:57She looks pretty good for someone that's just been bald.
01:01The mascara didn't even run.
01:02And...
01:03What?
01:04This is rigged.
01:06...watched a doco on one of Australia's greatest athletes.
01:10It is snot.
01:12Disgusting!
01:13God, if I knew this was a sport, I would have done it to make money.
01:16In Brisbane, Jared's bought a big ute.
01:26I got my car stuck in an underground car park the other night.
01:30Jared!
01:31I had to do a seven-point turn to get out.
01:32You did not.
01:34You've only had it for like two weeks.
01:35I know, and I've got two big scratches on the roof.
01:37This is why gay people don't drive big youths like that.
01:40Literally, I had to turn Brittany down to concentrate on what I was doing.
01:44Monday night on 9.
01:47Yes!
01:48The Golden Bachelor!
01:50Yep.
01:50We watched the premiere of the show that asks the question...
01:54Can old people still have sex?
01:55Not the question I was thinking of, but of course they can.
01:58Oh, God, I hope we don't see it.
01:59Unlikely in this time slot.
02:01Yeah, this show's going to be full of guilt.
02:03Look, let's just meet our golden batch.
02:05I'm Bear.
02:06Ooh, hello, sailor.
02:08I'm 61 years old.
02:09I tell you what, he's a silver fox.
02:11And I'm your first Australian golden bachelor.
02:14Australian golden bachelor who's not Australian?
02:16Oh, he's so gorgeous.
02:18It's not the looks that count.
02:19Oh, bullshit, Matthew.
02:21At this age, I still have so much love to give.
02:23That's it, baby.
02:25You're never too old.
02:26Until you hit 38, then it's all downhill.
02:28OK, time to meet the lucky ladies.
02:31All right, old parts have fallen in love.
02:32Here we go.
02:33And up first...
02:34My name is Jeanette.
02:36Jeanette looks amazing.
02:38And I'm a grandmother.
02:4061!
02:41Look at her, she looks like 40.
02:42Hello.
02:43Janet 61 is a Pilates studio owner.
02:47Hmm, that's nice.
02:48But let's just watch the show.
02:49Right now, my heart's pumping.
02:51Uh-oh.
02:51Hope they've got a defib.
02:53They'd have to have two or three defibs, Kev.
02:55Well, I'm here to protect you.
02:56Oh, call it here.
02:57She's nice.
02:59They're all going to be nice.
03:01They're all going to be elegant.
03:02They're all going to be classy.
03:05Well...
03:05Ooh, it's...
03:07Hang on, here comes crazy.
03:10Oh!
03:10What has she got on?
03:11What the hell is it, a moose?
03:13Not quite.
03:14She's a Brazilian.
03:15And I'm gorgeous.
03:16She's 54!
03:1754!
03:1854!
03:18No, she's hot!
03:20Don't stare, Bear.
03:22All right, next.
03:23I'm Sunny.
03:24Sunny 58 CEO.
03:26Is she holding a golf club?
03:28We need a golf club.
03:30Uh-oh.
03:31She's got them.
03:32Couple of tight lists.
03:33Oh, my God.
03:36I don't want to eat anymore.
03:37Golden golf balls.
03:38Well, at least they come out of her top end and not her bottom end.
03:40Right, next.
03:42Uh-oh.
03:43Coming in on a horse.
03:44My name is Lorraine.
03:45She is the horse.
03:47Look at that head.
03:48Hi.
03:49I reckon she loves eating apples through a tennis racket.
03:51Oh, come on.
03:52Be nice.
03:53I apologise, ladies.
03:55Well, let's meet some more ladies.
03:56Welcome.
03:57It's nice to meet you, finally.
03:59Nicolette 55 is a singer.
04:00Well, I've never heard her sing.
04:02I'm Pip.
04:02Hello, Pip.
04:04Pip 60 is a hoist operator.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:06Do you know what a hoist is?
04:07Hello, my name is Shana.
04:09Then you've got Shana 60, retired, educational sales executive.
04:14Yeah, you're all right.
04:14Just say ages.
04:15Oh, you are a good hugger.
04:17You know the problem with this?
04:18It's so bloody earnest.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Everybody's in it for the right reasons.
04:23I have to put my glasses on so I can see.
04:24No 61-year-olds coming on this show to be like, I want to be famous.
04:28Well...
04:29I wish this was vodka.
04:31She looks familiar.
04:33I think the most daunting thing about dating at our age is that everything is held together
04:37like a...
04:38Yeah, Anka.
04:39Is she a famous person?
04:41I'm sure we can find out.
04:43Um, never mind.
04:46I am terrified of taking everything else.
04:48She's a radio host.
04:49Radio host.
04:50The boobs hang down like tennis balls in socks.
04:52Yep.
04:53It all goes south.
04:55Yuck.
04:55I'm like a Sharpay puppy when I'm naked.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Oh, my God.
04:59Yuck.
04:59Hello, Bianca.
05:00I'm Barry.
05:01You are a dirty big spunk.
05:03When was the last time you heard the word spunk?
05:05Let's meet our last hopeful single.
05:07I am Jan.
05:09Yeah, hello.
05:09Now we're talking.
05:10I am 66 years old.
05:1266?
05:14Oh, my God.
05:15She looks incredible.
05:17What are these women eating?
05:19They look fantastic.
05:20We're not eating much.
05:21I come bearing gifts.
05:23See, this is how you make an entrance.
05:24She's got good vibes about Jan.
05:26Toast to us.
05:27Toast to us.
05:28Aww.
05:30Can I just tell you now?
05:31Nothing more certain than these two are getting married by me.
05:35Well, we'll see how she goes after a drink.
05:37Too many immigrants in this country.
05:39Next, it's time for the cocktail party.
05:41Cheers.
05:42Cheers.
05:42Get into the bubbles, girls.
05:44Could you imagine our mothers on a show like this?
05:48No, my mother would be looking to go down to the local for a purse at the poking.
05:51Actually, my mother would join your mother.
05:52She'd be on the hunt for pokies and West Coast coolers.
05:57And then Bear hands out his first impressions rose.
06:00Straight to Jan.
06:01Jan?
06:02Of course he did, man.
06:03And she was suitably impressed.
06:08That's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss.
06:10And finally...
06:11Welcome to your first rose ceremony.
06:14All right, whip through.
06:15The suspense is not good for people their age.
06:18They could literally have a coronary right now.
06:20Right?
06:21Sunny.
06:21Yay!
06:23Sunny.
06:24What?
06:25Jeanette.
06:25Is it just the names he can remember?
06:27Like, he's the same age as us.
06:30Kim.
06:30The guy on the right.
06:31Elizette.
06:32Auntie over here.
06:34Nicolette.
06:34Not you.
06:35What's your name again?
06:35Pip.
06:36Yeah, you.
06:37Lorraine.
06:38Doesn't have to sleep in the stables tonight.
06:40We're ready to go to the season.
06:41Oh, there's one rose left.
06:42Is Bianca going home, yes or no?
06:44She has to stay.
06:45Well, clearly, Bianca, because you know you got paid to be there.
06:48Bianca.
06:48Yay!
06:49Bianca!
06:50Oh!
06:53She got nowhere else to go.
06:54She's not on radio no more.
06:56You're such a bitch.
06:57It's to the golden years.
06:59It's not even 6.30 yet.
07:01We're going to head down to the RSL and play the pokies after this.
07:03You know what the first activity is?
07:05Lawn bowls.
07:05And Keno.
07:08You know what?
07:09I'm going to keep watching that.
07:10Do you like it?
07:10I don't like him much, but I want to see how...
07:13The girls go.
07:13I have to say, I liked it more than I thought I would.
07:16I just don't know if I can watch when they start Pashen.
07:19Well, yeah, you're going to have to, because you're sitting next to me.
07:21In Melbourne, Lee and Keith are discussing a cruise bar tab.
07:35What was my bill?
07:36I don't know.
07:37The statement came was $900.
07:40Beer, beer, beer, beer.
07:41Coke.
07:42Beer, beer, beer, beer.
07:43Coke.
07:44And then one was a cocktail and you turned around and said, oh, how'd the cocktail get in here?
07:47No, I said, that was $20, Lee.
07:50Oh, that nearly killed you.
07:53Sunday on the ABC.
07:55The Assembly is back.
07:57I love this.
07:58Such a feel-good show.
08:00Journalism students who have autism interviewing famous Australians.
08:03And Lee Sales is returning as our mentor.
08:06It's absolutely journalism unfiltered.
08:09They ask the questions we all want to hear.
08:11Who have we got on here today?
08:14Oh, my God.
08:15Look who it is.
08:17Who?
08:17Who is it?
08:17Steve Waugh.
08:19Legend.
08:19Captain of the Australian cricket team at its absolute peak.
08:23Okay, I have no idea.
08:25I'm out.
08:25We're out.
08:26The challenge with Steve will be getting him to open up.
08:29Yeah, because he seems like a real quiet person.
08:31Wow, there's lots of people coming in.
08:32Is this a lot today?
08:34I can't wait to see what kind of questions I've got for him.
08:36Xanthia.
08:37I don't know anything about cricket.
08:39All I know is that you throw a ball.
08:40And it's long and boring.
08:42Cricket to me is pretty boring.
08:45I'm with you, love.
08:46Can you help me understand what you think about when you're out on the field?
08:49Good question.
08:49Has anyone been to a 2020 game of cricket?
08:51Yes, baby.
08:52Do you find it exciting?
08:53Yeah.
08:53Enjoyable?
08:54Always, Steve.
08:55We love you.
08:55Cricket to me, you know, challenges you in a lot of ways.
08:58It's the best game for testing skill and character.
09:01That's the great thing I love about cricket.
09:03Me too.
09:04Pat, you'll go.
09:05Whenever cricketers make an appeal, they make a very specific scream that sounds like...
09:10Do they?
09:12Correct.
09:13So what's the deal with that?
09:14Great question.
09:16You're right, because I often think...
09:17How's that?
09:19That's a ridiculous noise you make.
09:20That's so true, though.
09:21So you're saying to the umpire, how is that?
09:23Is that out or not out?
09:24Oh, how's that?
09:25But then it becomes blurred, and you're right, it sounds like...
09:28It does.
09:29It sounds like a freaking cat being strangled.
09:31Yeah.
09:31I read that you met Mother Teresa in India.
09:34Wow, that's big.
09:35I never knew that.
09:36What did you learn from her that changed your life forever?
09:39Oh, that's a good question.
09:41She did have a power about her, and you could feel it when you were around her, and that sort
09:44of got me motivated to, maybe I should do something in some small way to emulate
09:48what she does.
09:48Wow.
09:49And that sort of set me off on the journey of being involved in philanthropy.
09:52So Mother Teresa turned him on to philanthropy.
09:54I want to start my own charity to give back to kids who are in need of support.
09:59I had no idea he did all of this.
10:01That's really cool.
10:02What a great guy.
10:04What do you think was your lowest moment in life?
10:06Whoa, good question.
10:07Hard question.
10:08My wife, she'd had some sort of stroke.
10:10Whoa.
10:11I didn't know that.
10:11She was touching her with if she was going to survive that, so that was probably the lowest
10:14moment.
10:15Oh, my God.
10:15At the time, I had three young kids.
10:17I think they were six, three and one, and I had to sit them down and basically say,
10:20look, Mum's sick.
10:21She may not make it through.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:23And then from there, it was a long process to get back to where she was.
10:27Wow.
10:27That's an amazing comeback.
10:28And from there, she pretty much runs the charity.
10:30Oh, wow.
10:31So amazing how open he is and how willing he is to talk about things.
10:35Because the students have autism and are facing their fears to even be in this situation
10:39and ask, it disarms the person being asked the questions.
10:43So they give these really truthful, honest, vulnerable answers.
10:46Tell us about getting your last ball sentry of the Sydney Cricket Ground, and why was it
10:50such a big deal?
10:51Oh, yes.
10:52Great question.
10:53This is the greatest moment in Australian sporting history.
10:55I think I was 37 at the time.
10:57There's a lot of media speculation, and they were saying maybe he should retire, he's getting
11:01too old.
11:01Yep.
11:01They wanted to drop him.
11:02I got down to the last ball of the day, and I needed two for my century.
11:07And I hit the last ball for four.
11:09All of a sudden, it's like someone turned the volume up to ten.
11:11I could hear everything.
11:12The crowd were going crazy.
11:14You are cheering for you.
11:15Who do you think the first person I saw was when I was in the change room?
11:17His wife?
11:18Brother.
11:18Kyler Minogue.
11:19He was the Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard.
11:21Oh.
11:22I didn't know that fact.
11:24That was the moment I dreamt of as a boy, and for it to happen was pretty amazing.
11:27What a guy.
11:28He deserved it.
11:29He played so well for Australia.
11:30When I was Australian of the Year.
11:32He was Australian of the Year?
11:33I'm learning so much about this person.
11:35What the hell?
11:35Who is this guy?
11:36I often say to the journalists, look, ask me a question that's interesting, and I'll
11:40give you an interesting answer.
11:41Which they've done.
11:42You've asked me questions that I've never had before.
11:44You've drawn out his personality from a shy guy.
11:47So, you guys are on the right path to being really good journalists.
11:49I agree.
11:50They're better than most reporters we have around today.
11:52We'd actually like to play a game with you, and it's called...
11:55How's that?
12:00Sounds like cricket you want to play.
12:02Oh, they're going to play cricket with him.
12:04Well, that's so cool.
12:06Oh, they're coming from all angles.
12:10He doesn't miss.
12:11He's so quick.
12:11Daniel, you're up.
12:12You look focused.
12:13Come on, Daniel.
12:14Get him out.
12:15Daniel.
12:16Oh, he's going to be so bad.
12:18That'll last you for the rest of your life.
12:21I bowled out Steve Waugh.
12:24That's a good pub story.
12:25Dude.
12:25I love that.
12:28More of that.
12:30That was great.
12:31It's someone that doesn't know sports.
12:33Wow, I've never watched cricket.
12:35I will now.
12:36I accidentally shaved off my moustache on the weekend.
12:49I noticed it's a little thin.
12:50Yeah, I was trying to trim it up, and then I just trimmed too much,
12:53and then tried to save it on the other end.
12:55I was like, this looks ridiculous.
12:56Yeah, never leave the moustache in the middle, from what I can hear.
12:59Never go the Charlie Chaplin, if you know what I'm saying.
13:02Yeah.
13:05The Amazing Race.
13:07Oh, this is a finale, yeah?
13:09That's it.
13:09Final three, mate.
13:10Oh, yeah.
13:11Fourteen legs done and dusted.
13:12Now it all comes down to this.
13:14So who's left?
13:15Iconic acting brothers, Steve and Bernie Curry.
13:18I love the Curry brothers.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Go the Curry.
13:21And reality star, Aisha and her partner, Skoll.
13:24Her voice gets on my nerves.
13:26Guys, go.
13:27Oh, no.
13:28Come on, I really want Millsy to win.
13:36Rob and Georgie, you said, if you win the Amazing Race Australia,
13:40you will get married.
13:41If they win, they'll get married on the spot.
13:43100%.
13:44They better win.
13:45They can have 40 years of misery too.
13:47All right, are we ready?
13:49We're ready.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Come on, boys, get into it.
13:52Three, two, one.
13:55Go.
13:55Wait, where are they running to?
13:57Yeah, how do they know if they don't open the envelope?
14:01So now they all run to separate parts and then open it?
14:03Yeah, I don't know why they did that.
14:05Anyway, for their first challenge...
14:07I'll be moving flaky rice husks across a deep, muddy field.
14:11That's actually not that hard.
14:13You haven't met the opposition, have you?
14:15Okay, it looks more hard now.
14:16Oh, they're getting tackled by buffalos.
14:21It looks like fun.
14:22Go away, you're a bully.
14:23Oh, here we go.
14:24I'm going to hear a voice.
14:25Shut up!
14:26This is tough.
14:27Dragging your feet out of the mud.
14:29You're pretty much running through sewerage.
14:31This is definitely how you get hepatitis.
14:34Watch your knees, Dave.
14:35Dude, he's going to put his knee out.
14:37My knee's playing on my mind.
14:38Oh, no.
14:39I just know I haven't got the strength to get up.
14:41The bull helped him up.
14:43The bull helped me up?
14:44Yeah.
14:44I think he felt sorry for it.
14:49First one?
14:50The curry.
14:51That's right.
14:52And they're first to take on the next task.
14:54Now, celebs will be challenged to learn this complex routine.
14:57Oh, God, dance challenge.
14:59It requires rhythm and coordination.
15:01Yeah, good luck with that one.
15:04Oh, look at them, look at them, look at them.
15:07What the hell?
15:08What the hell?
15:12Oh, you'd be useless, Keith.
15:13Forget about it.
15:14Oh, it's not easy.
15:17Let's see if Rob and Georgie can do any better.
15:20I'm expecting big things from Rob.
15:22He's a dancer and singer.
15:24He's been a few musicals as well.
15:25Ready?
15:26Yeah, let's do it.
15:27Let's go, Rob and Georgie.
15:28She's determined to win because she wants to get married.
15:30100%.
15:31I want to see a wedding.
15:32They're good.
15:33They're good.
15:35They're good.
15:37Come on, get it the first time.
15:38Get it the first time.
15:39Yeah!
15:40Yes.
15:41No, never beckon the lead.
15:42We have a great advantage.
15:43Maybe we will have a wedding.
15:45La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
15:47Aisha and Scott also get it right.
15:49But meanwhile...
15:50Oh, no, the curries.
15:51Oh, they're still there.
15:52Sorry, can we start again?
15:53I sat in front of them at the footy once.
15:55These Indonesian dancers, really?
15:57What are they doing there?
15:57Yeah, I hate that.
15:58I love it, sir.
15:59Yeah, got it.
16:01They stuff up one more time, rip up their passport.
16:03They're not coming home.
16:06Come on, that's got to be it.
16:08They got the sympathy pass.
16:09It's an enormous relief.
16:11It's how the curries are last.
16:12All right, what now?
16:13It's the final puzzle.
16:15What do you have to do?
16:16At every pit stop, there was a symbol inspired by that leg of the race.
16:20Oh, they're probably going to have to name everything.
16:21In the order that we've seen them along the way.
16:24Oh, it's a memory game.
16:26I don't remember.
16:27For the grand final of challenges, this one's bloody boring.
16:30Surely the challenge should be flying fox over a volcano,
16:35drop an egg into lava.
16:37Okay, here we go.
16:38We can do this.
16:38They've got a nice head start now, Millsy.
16:40They'll be miles in front.
16:42This is all of our dreams come true.
16:45Straight into the wedding dress, girlfriend.
16:47Or maybe not.
16:48Because the curries have somehow caught up.
16:51We see the other two teams are at it.
16:53Come on, boys.
16:54Come on, don't give up.
16:55Check, please.
16:57Don't tell me the curries are coming from last.
17:00Curries often come from behind.
17:01And it turns out they've got a better memory than the others.
17:04Yeah!
17:05Yeah!
17:06We are now in first place.
17:10Oh, did you slow down for him?
17:12Jesus.
17:12Oh, look at his knee.
17:13He can hardly go up the stairs.
17:14Camera woman, help him.
17:16Check, please.
17:17We want a wedding.
17:18Come on, guys.
17:18Run, run, run, run, run.
17:24Run, run, run, run, run, run.
17:25Let's go, hurry.
17:26Remember, he's got a busted up knee.
17:28Oh, no.
17:31Come on, Millsy.
17:31Oh, no, the young ones are going to catch him.
17:33All right.
17:34This is it.
17:35Come on, get the fireworks out.
17:36Get the red carpet.
17:37I hope they've got a celebrant.
17:38Here we go, here we go.
17:39We've got a team coming in.
17:40Who's going to get there?
17:41I want a wedding.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:43Have they done it?
17:44You are the first team to check in.
17:46Yes, my number one team.
17:48And winners of the Amazing Race Australia.
17:51Woo!
17:53What an effort.
17:54That would last.
17:55What a comeback.
17:55That's amazing.
17:58Wait, does that mean Millsy's not going to get married?
18:01Aw.
18:01You're not loving your partner that much after 14 weeks of Amazing Race, are you?
18:06Aw, what a great end finale.
18:09That was a really good one.
18:10It was, yeah.
18:12It was really good.
18:14It was really good.
18:44What do you reckon, fish or fentanyl?
18:46I reckon dead body.
18:49Aw, refugees.
18:50Including some US Navy flyboys.
18:53What?
18:54US Navy flyboys.
18:55You know who this is a case for?
18:58The very specific police force within Sydney that investigate United States military crimes.
19:05No, no, United States naval crime.
19:08NCIS Sydney.
19:10Apparently in America it's gone berserk.
19:12This is the new season.
19:13And it comes with some new faces.
19:15He was in the King of the Cross.
19:17Straight into it, day one.
19:18How good's Trigger?
19:19Trigger!
19:20Wanker.
19:20William McInnes.
19:22He was an Australian heart thromb.
19:23He looks like Santa now, doesn't he?
19:25And his first job is to check in on one of the rescued flyboys.
19:29Ouch.
19:29They were tortured.
19:30It's a little bit tender, eh?
19:32Traffic and drugs.
19:33Guaranteed.
19:34Oh, I bet you there's an alien that's going to pop out of him.
19:36Honestly, I'm not sure.
19:38Meanwhile, the team chases down a lead to a Filipino boat where the flyboys were held captive.
19:44Conveniently parked within Sydney Harbour.
19:46We might want to check that one out ourselves.
19:48Just around the corner from where they were.
19:51They caught an Uber there.
19:53Oh yeah, here we go.
19:55Someone turn the light on.
19:56Oh, no one ever turns the light on, Keith.
19:59What the hell?
20:00What's that?
20:01There's a bomb.
20:01Bombs.
20:02Bombs.
20:02Bombs!
20:03Oh my God, get off the ship!
20:05NCIS, drop your weapons.
20:07NCIS, who?
20:08NCIS.
20:08Who?
20:09We're a really small police group within the US Navy that investigates Navy crimes.
20:13We're actually based in Sydney.
20:15Okay, okay.
20:16Don't shoot.
20:17Boss, throw the gun!
20:19Boom!
20:20Oh!
20:20Oh!
20:22Bombs!
20:24She looks pretty good for someone that's just been bombed.
20:26Mascara didn't even run.
20:27Someone want to explain to me what a group of Filipino extremists is doing in Sydney Harbour?
20:31Filipino extremists.
20:33I love how they're like, we need to give the Arabs a bit of a rest.
20:37So they question the remaining flyboy.
20:39I can't recall.
20:40I smell fish.
20:41I want to remember.
20:42I just torture-induced amnesia.
20:46Thank you, ma'am.
20:47It's a real honour.
20:49Oh, that was weird.
20:50Yeah, what?
20:50Thank you, ma'am.
20:51Sleeper agent.
20:52Thank you, ma'am.
20:53It's a real honour.
20:54Lieutenant.
20:54What's he doing?
20:56Something just triggered him.
20:57Oh.
20:58What was that?
21:00I think I might have worked out why the lieutenant freaked out like he did.
21:03Great work, Trigger.
21:04The exact moment Price was having his episode, I was next door screening for bugs at 18 hertz.
21:09What does that mean?
21:10Sub-auditory frequencies.
21:11Sub-auditory frequencies, Bob.
21:13Oh, right.
21:14Silly me.
21:15I can trigger all sorts of reactions.
21:16Oh, okay.
21:18Why train him to react like that when he hears a particular frequency?
21:20It's like Zoolander.
21:22He hears a particular frequency and he starts to go crazy.
21:24I've traced the cause of Price's fever.
21:27Most likely septic shock caused by his body.
21:30Rejecting a foreign object in his gut.
21:32Cavity bomb.
21:33Cavity bomb with a close-range RF trigger.
21:35See?
21:36I know my crime shows.
21:38Price has got a bomb inside of him?
21:39And if Price has got one, there's a good chance Daniels has too.
21:43They're ticking time bombs, literally.
21:45They've got to find the other soldier.
21:46What happens if he passes wind?
21:47My godfather, it's going to be an explosion.
21:49This is an American hero who escaped Tara's captivity.
21:52And the ambassador wants to welcome them home.
21:54They're going to kill the ambassador.
21:55Straight to the opera house.
21:58Spot on.
22:01Testing, testing.
22:04Hey, NCIS.
22:06Wait, who?
22:06It's a small police group.
22:09Phone the mixing desk, shut it down.
22:10So look for microphones, look for speakers.
22:12That's where the sound trigger will come from.
22:14The frequencies.
22:14See, the frequencies, don't you know?
22:17Lieutenant Oscar Daniels.
22:19So remember how he grabbed her hand?
22:21Thank you, ma'am.
22:22That's what they're going to do now.
22:24Oh, no.
22:24No.
22:25Thank you, ma'am.
22:25It's a real honor.
22:27Shut the music down.
22:27Thank you, ma'am.
22:28Pull the clock.
22:29Pull the ock.
22:29Cut the feed.
22:30Cut the feed, DJ.
22:32There we go.
22:33He disconnected the frequencies.
22:35Jared, you need to leave your day job.
22:37And join NCIS.
22:39All of it.
22:40We've got a Filipino.
22:41Yep, you can tell by his height.
22:43Gun!
22:44How'd you shoot him?
22:44Just shoot him!
22:45Shoot him!
22:46Hands around, you see them!
22:47Just shoot him!
22:49Shoot him!
22:51Hurry up!
22:53Becky, take the shot!
22:56He shot me down.
22:58Bang, bang.
22:58And as the case is all wrapped up...
23:02You were right.
23:02I was wrong.
23:04No, you were right.
23:05You did a good job.
23:06No, you did.
23:06No, no, no.
23:07No, you did better.
23:08No, no, no.
23:08Come on!
23:09No, you did.
23:10Why don't we grab a pizza together?
23:14That was a good episode.
23:16I didn't mind that.
23:17It's always great to see the AFP working in such great conjunction with the Naval Criminal
23:23Investigative Service.
23:24Definitely is.
23:25We are a very specific branch of the US military.
23:39Oh my God, there are flies in here.
23:42I have to get rid of them.
23:44Oh, I got one.
23:45One just flew by me.
23:46Oh my God!
23:51Oh my God!
23:51Oh my God!
23:52Oh my God!
23:54That fight did not want to die.
23:56Sunday on 7.
23:58This is the voice!
24:00Bam, bam, bam, bam!
24:01Yep.
24:02And tonight.
24:03The semi-finals are here.
24:05Semi-finals!
24:07Getting down to the business end.
24:09And with eight left in the competition.
24:11But only four will make it to the grand finale.
24:14I love Sonia.
24:15Isn't she gorgeous?
24:17Unbelievable for 60.
24:18She can get a seniors card.
24:20She can get discount tram rides.
24:22In this AFP, it's Richard's singers.
24:24Both amazing.
24:25But only one can go through.
24:27Richard looks like one of the doctors off Botched.
24:29Sherry.
24:29Against Mel C's.
24:31They need to give the performance of their life.
24:34This would be so hard for the judges.
24:35You're so far and now you have to cut one of your teams.
24:38First to perform is Richard's artist, Bella.
24:41Oh, wow.
24:42Now that's a dress.
24:45I love that.
24:47It'll be good.
24:47She can go and stop the traffic afterwards.
24:49Let the sky fall.
24:51Oh, wow.
24:52Yeah.
24:52It will stand small.
24:54And face it all together.
24:57Let the sky fall.
25:00And it crum, crum, crum.
25:03You've got to have a powerful voice here.
25:09Oh, no.
25:10Shut up.
25:10Relax.
25:13Good job, Bella.
25:13You've accomplished everything I wanted.
25:17Oh, blah-de-blah-de-blah.
25:18You're fantastic.
25:19Next singer.
25:20All right.
25:20Next up, it's Joseph.
25:22What are we singing, Joseph?
25:26It's Michael.
25:27Here we go.
25:31This is what you want.
25:31You want, like, a happy song.
25:33Makes you bop along, too.
25:35No, like that, though.
25:38Dancer's like an awkward 62-year-old man.
25:40It's take this time
25:42And wade it through
25:44Freedom
25:44I won't let you down
25:47Freedom
25:47Please don't give me a
25:49Freedom
25:50Yeah, yeah
25:52Oh, look at them all.
25:53They're like,
25:53Yahoo!
25:55Yeah, yeah
25:56That was awesome.
25:59George Michael would be proud of you, my boy.
26:01Next, it's Mel C singer, Ewan.
26:04I've been meaning to tell you
26:06Hungry Eyes!
26:07Oh, I like this song.
26:08One look at you
26:11One I can't despise
26:13Stop singing.
26:14You're ruining it.
26:17The Hungry Jack song.
26:18It is from a Hungry Jack commercial.
26:21Now I feel like a whopper.
26:25He's out.
26:26Yeah, no, he didn't do it for me.
26:28All right, who's next?
26:29It's Cassie.
26:30Oh, I like her.
26:31Let's go, Cassie.
26:33I hear shouts in my mind.
26:36Do you know this song?
26:37I'm more worried about she's standing on the furniture.
26:39Down every hole.
26:40I'm waiting for it.
26:41Oh, wow.
26:43She's got a fabulous voice.
26:45I'd be telling her to get off the furniture.
26:46I'm waiting for it.
26:48The green light, I want it.
26:49Oh, and the lamp's crooked.
26:51There's so many things I can pick up.
26:52The green light, I want it.
26:54That was the best performance of the night.
26:57In no time at all, we will see you for the results.
27:01All right, give them 40 minutes to clear the stage of all the lounges.
27:03Okay, who's going through to the grand final?
27:06First up, Team Richards, Bella and Joseph.
27:08I like Joseph.
27:10He's going to take Joseph.
27:11Bye-bye, Bella.
27:12The artist, I'll be taking through his.
27:15There is no suspense.
27:16You're taking Joseph.
27:17Bella.
27:19Oh, no way!
27:21She's even shocked.
27:22Congratulations, Bella.
27:24Oh, he's fixing her dress.
27:26No, he was trying to pull her back.
27:27You're not getting up there.
27:28And from Mel's team, it's between...
27:30Ewan and Cassie.
27:32There's no way Ewan was better than Cassie.
27:35I've loved working with you both.
27:37Don't pretend like it's a hard decision.
27:38The artist, I will be taking through, is...
27:41Australia knows Cassie's getting picked.
27:43She was definitely better than him.
27:45Cassie.
27:46Yeah!
27:47Easy.
27:48Congratulations, Cassie.
27:50Two girls in the finals, let's go.
27:52Who run the world?
27:53Girls.
27:54Good night, Australia.
27:55Good night, Sonia.
27:58Oh, it is heating up.
28:00I actually don't know who's going to win the finale.
28:02I'm picking Bella just for that dress.
28:04I better be here next week when it comes in the mail.
28:05Don't give them ideas.
28:07Well, actually, I just...
28:08Shut up.
28:09So I tried to fix the washes in the bathtub.
28:26So I was like, oh, this is going to be an easy job, done 100 washes before, pulled it out, no worries, I'll just twist this off, twist it off, broke off a shard of metal into my thumb, had to get a tetanus shot.
28:37Oh, is it still in there?
28:38Oh, is it still in there?
28:39Ah, don't touch it like that, why would you do that?
28:42I just wanted to see if it still hurt.
28:45Admit it, we all love searching for real estate.
28:47What is this?
28:48Oh!
28:49This week on HBO, we watched a US property show that made us go and plus then hosted by comedian Jack McBrayer, the show started online as a social media account called Zillow Gone Wild, an inside look at the outrageously wonderful homes on the market.
29:09Oh, I follow them.
29:10I follow them on TikTok.
29:12Zillow is like domain or realestate.com.
29:15We now have a TV show based off an Instagram account.
29:19And the purpose of the program.
29:21One home shall be named the wildest of them all.
29:24We're looking for the property deemed the wildest.
29:26This is like Grand Design's gone wrong.
29:28Pretty much.
29:29And we start in Arizona where.
29:31Recently purchased property that takes the song 99 bottles of beer on the wall to a whole new level.
29:38Bottled up.
29:39No way.
29:41Why on earth would you make a house out of bottles?
29:43Well, let's find out.
29:45My name is Johanna and I.
29:46I'm an alcoholic.
29:47And this property took.
29:5010 to 15 years to complete.
29:51Yeah, well, look how many beers I had to drink.
29:53I am sure you mob could build your own little cans out of the back or something.
29:57I didn't know what to expect walking inside.
30:00I reckon there's going to be bottles, Jack.
30:01Oh my gosh, look at all this.
30:04No.
30:05No, no.
30:06Look at all the bottles.
30:07She did say at the start, it's bottles, Keith.
30:09What are you shot?
30:10Look at many.
30:11Oh, I would just look at this all day.
30:13Honestly, it looks like a recycling center.
30:15I also have a guest house.
30:17A guest house is made from goon sacks.
30:20Oh, what's my...
30:21Why does this guy keep being so shocked?
30:23No way.
30:25More bottles, Jack?
30:26Yeah.
30:26This is nuts.
30:27Who would have thought that the bottle house has a lot of bottles?
30:29Wild factor, yes.
30:30Does it look like shit?
30:32Also, yes.
30:33This is a bathroom.
30:34Oh, I don't know about this.
30:35I don't want to sit on that and cut my leg when I'm taking a big gunner.
30:38I'm just thinking, how long did it take to do it?
30:40I'm just thinking, how long does this show go for?
30:42All right, let's see the next wacko house.
30:44Okay, next, Jack heads to Texas to check out this...
30:47Tree top treasure.
30:48That's awesome.
30:511.5 million US dollars for a two bed, two bath house?
30:55No deal.
30:56Welcome to the tree house.
30:57Is it actually off the ground inside a tree up the top?
31:00If it's not, it's not called a tree house to me.
31:02A curved structure built among the trees.
31:05Yeah, okay, built among the trees.
31:07It's not actually a tree house.
31:08Well, if we had some trees, the outside and trees, that's what we could say.
31:10This is built among the trees.
31:12We did have trees there, but they dropped them down.
31:14Everything in this house is made of reclaimed materials.
31:17Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
31:18That looks filthy.
31:19It looks like it hasn't been washed, doesn't it?
31:21It's all kind of eclectic stuff.
31:23Jeez, we've really had a crack at hard rubbish, haven't we?
31:25Yeah.
31:26These windows came from an old warehouse in Brooklyn.
31:28What's the oldest thing we've got in this house, Kate?
31:31Probably you.
31:32What?
31:33Also in the tree house is...
31:35This ginormous bathtub in the hall.
31:38Oh, no, no.
31:40No.
31:40No.
31:41I don't want people to see me while I'm scrubbing my hole.
31:43This bad boy is 100% copper.
31:46Copper.
31:47You'd need another tetanus shot after going and bathing that.
31:50Copper.
31:50All right, next.
31:52From Texas to Philadelphia.
31:54We're in Philly now, home of Rocky Balboa.
31:56It is.
31:57Do you reckon that's where the Philadelphia cheese came from?
31:59It's not.
32:00I bought some of that today.
32:01That's nice.
32:02Isn't it funny?
32:03I had some today too.
32:04I had some.
32:05Mmm.
32:06Aunt Kruskerts.
32:08Okay, how about we check out the next house?
32:10Mays Manor.
32:122.4 mil.
32:13For three bedrooms.
32:14That's like four million bucks.
32:16Sounds about what?
32:17I don't know what this is.
32:18Got a wall, mate.
32:19Wall.
32:20They're doors.
32:23Don't go in for door creaks like that.
32:24So haunted.
32:26Blackfellas aren't staying there.
32:28Hello, sir.
32:28Hello.
32:29Hello, I'm the weirdo that owns this house.
32:32My name is Bob and I live in a historic home.
32:34Hello, Bob.
32:35Bob.
32:36This house is like a maze.
32:37All right.
32:38Going down this way.
32:40This way.
32:41Too many nooks and crannies in here.
32:43Yeah, you wouldn't want to be busting for a week.
32:45You'd be running into walls everywhere.
32:46The biggest fireplace I have ever seen.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50That's ugly, but cool.
32:52Great if you're doing orgies.
32:54I do.
32:56Can you elaborate on that, Mum?
32:58Why?
32:59Why not?
33:03Why not?
33:04Let's go to the second floor.
33:06This is stupid.
33:08Bob.
33:09Bob.
33:10Bob.
33:11Bob.
33:12Bob.
33:12Oh, Bob.
33:14Bob.
33:15Bob.
33:15There's a great little treat in the bathroom.
33:17There's a what in the bathroom?
33:18This is a custom kitchen.
33:20Kitchen in the bathroom?
33:22Freezer below.
33:23A freezer in the bathroom?
33:25And a dishwasher on the other side of you.
33:26What?
33:27Take a shit.
33:28Put the dishes in.
33:30Turn the kettle on.
33:31Righto.
33:31Let's just get to the judging.
33:33And the winner is...
33:35Bottled up.
33:35Bottled one's one.
33:36The most wild house is a bottle house.
33:38Bottled up.
33:40Captain Obvious.
33:41What does she win?
33:42Bottled up now.
33:43Check it out.
33:44You got a shit plaque.
33:46It looks like something you get at Springvale.
33:48Discount $2 shop.
33:49Can't hang it on the wall without breaking a bottle.
33:54This show promised so much, but delivered so little.
33:59At the Del Pachetras in Sydney, Wendell's showing off.
34:17Don't suck in around us.
34:19You don't have to do that.
34:20Let it all out.
34:22Hey, there's no sucking in.
34:24This is natural.
34:24No, that's not natural.
34:26That's pork belly.
34:29This week on Prime, we watched a doco about an Aussie athlete.
34:33Is this going to be like a motivational doco?
34:36Am I going to want to go to the gym tomorrow?
34:37Not quite, but it is called...
34:39James Can Eat.
34:41I hear you, mate.
34:42..and it's the story of James Webb.
34:44I believe we all have a purpose.
34:46Oh, hello.
34:46Oh, I'll eat James.
34:47..and his unique skill.
34:49Let's eat!
34:50I was born to eat.
34:51Wendell too.
34:52Oh, hang on.
34:53This isn't gym at all.
34:54Oh, my God, it's like an eating competition.
34:56Correct.
34:57Hot dog eating, to be precise.
34:59You've got to be mentally prepared to get uncomfortable.
35:02Yuck.
35:03It's the opposite from gym.
35:04How do you discover this is something you can do?
35:06Well, for James, it begins at a country pub.
35:09I get to the bistro, and there's a photo of a burger.
35:11What?
35:12Look at that.
35:13Look how big it is.
35:14Turned out to be Australia's biggest burger,
35:16so I ate the burger casually as anything.
35:19He did it easy.
35:20Meanwhile, the national news and media is blowing up
35:22about this guy from Borkham Hills that ate Australia's biggest burger.
35:25Wow.
35:26That day changed our lives.
35:28Wait, so that's how he got famous?
35:30Yep, and from there, he got really good at eating hot dogs.
35:34Ranked number one in Australia, number five in the world, James Webb.
35:38Imagine accidentally discovering your talent is that you can just eat.
35:42God, if I knew this was a sport, I would have done it to make money.
35:45And the biggest hot dog eating tournament happens in America.
35:49Nathan's hot dog eating contest is the Super Bowl
35:52of the competitive eating circuit.
35:54I'd be good at this one.
35:55Why am I watching a whole heap of guys just eating wieners?
35:58Boop, boop, boop.
35:59Well, because James wants to win, so he starts training.
36:02What training do they do?
36:04Just pigging out, basically.
36:06I seriously think this is a leisure.
36:08This is an elite athlete.
36:09Whilst I love food and whilst I love eating,
36:11manate can get expensive.
36:12Oh, that was snot.
36:14Is that a boogie?
36:15Oh, he's going to eat it.
36:17Because on a regular day, I'm always hungry.
36:21Oh, my God.
36:22It is snot.
36:25Disgusting.
36:25You get to this point where you stretch your stomach.
36:28Don't get me wrong, I want to stretch my stomach off.
36:31But when you're being woken up at 3 a.m. by hunger pains
36:34because you have this insatiable appetite, it gets a bit much.
36:38Oh, my God, look at his stomach.
36:40That's a bit like Wendell's stomach.
36:41It's like he swallowed a TV.
36:42Imagine that coming out the other end.
36:44You'd prophylactically call the plumber, wouldn't you?
36:46And James' biggest competition for the competition is...
36:50Joey Chestnut is the best of all time.
36:52This is the go.
36:53Joey Chestnut.
36:54Jaws.
36:54I love Joey Chestnut.
36:56There's Joey and there's the rest.
36:58Yep, I agree.
36:59Then this happens.
37:02Breaking news.
37:03Number one competitive eater Joey Chestnut
37:05is banned from the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest.
37:07He's banned.
37:08Why?
37:09Because he's representing a rival brand
37:11selling plant-based hot dogs.
37:13Plant-based hot dogs.
37:15I remember reading about this.
37:16How ridiculous.
37:17If Joey doesn't do the competition, I'm going to win.
37:19Yeah.
37:19Well, let's find out.
37:21Five, four, three, two, one.
37:24Go!
37:31James Webb right now on a 70 dog piece.
37:34Oh, he's in front.
37:34Come on, Webb.
37:36But then things take a turn for James.
37:38I had no water on my table.
37:39No water.
37:40I asked three times, I need water, I need water, I need water.
37:42They gave me one cup of water.
37:43Oh, how disgraceful.
37:45I just don't think they want an Aussie to win.
37:46And it goes from bad to worse.
37:49My counter stopped counting and they stopped flicking over the card.
37:51Oh, this is bullcrap.
37:53So on TV, it looked like I was very far down the ranks.
37:56No, this is rigged.
37:57That's bullshit.
37:58Then this happens.
37:59Then I get a plate with six hot dogs.
38:01Everyone knows it's five hot dogs to a plate.
38:04What?
38:04It's disgraceful.
38:06Disgraceful.
38:06It's not that deep, Mum.
38:08True.
38:09Three, two, one.
38:11They had him last.
38:1245.
38:13Why would they do this to us?
38:15Put down your hot dogs.
38:17Put down your wieners.
38:19Following an official recount due to an error by his countess.
38:22James' new official total is 52 hot dogs eaten.
38:2552.
38:26He lost.
38:27He never got like a 56, did he?
38:28Yeah, but his rhythm was out.
38:29I know I can do more.
38:31Number four in the world.
38:32He was at number five, so he's gone up one.
38:34And next year, I'm talking about the 50 club.
38:37Now I'm going for the 60 club.
38:38Yes.
38:39Yes.
38:40Good on you, Jim.
38:41Love it.
38:41I thought this was so interesting.
38:43In all honesty, it's a freaking stupid sport if you think about it.
38:47Theo, I'm going to put some hot dogs on for tea.
38:48Oh.
39:02So yesterday on my way home, I got about halfway home and I was rummaging in my bag for some
39:08lollies or something while I was on the bus and I pulled out my car keys and I was like,
39:12oh.
39:13And then I realised I drove to work.
39:14You crap.
39:15So I had to get off the bus, go all the way back into town, pick the car up and then I
39:19sat for like 40 minutes in traffic.
39:21See, this is why people don't wait until they're late 30 to get a car.
39:24Yeah, that's right.
39:26This week on Disney Plus, we watched some gridiron.
39:31Have you ever watched American football?
39:33Never.
39:34Too many clothes for me.
39:35Is this like a proper game or is this a piss take?
39:37It's not a real game, but it's a great story and it starts like this.
39:41Oh, this is insane.
39:43Oh, he's still going.
39:44He's going to make a mistake.
39:46Oh, he dropped it.
39:47Oh, he dropped it.
39:47Oh, he told you.
39:48Oh, no, what an idiot.
39:52They're going to run up and get a touchdown and they're going to win.
39:54Oh, my goodness.
39:55Lost the game for them.
39:56What was Holiday thinking?
39:59Oh, this is that guy from Twisters.
40:01Glenn Powell.
40:02This guy always plays a dick.
40:03That's right.
40:04He's not my favourite player.
40:06I don't want to talk right now.
40:07Because he then goes and does this.
40:09Here.
40:09Oh, my goodness.
40:11He's hit the make a wish kid.
40:14This is going to haunt him really for the rest of his life.
40:16That is shocking.
40:17Is that the real footage?
40:18No, no.
40:18So, this is based on a skit that they made in America.
40:22Yep.
40:23This is a comedy drama based on a viral prank.
40:26And it's called...
40:27Chad Powers.
40:28Eight years after his massive fail, Russ Holiday still hasn't played another game.
40:33I mean, if I hadn't taken a break, I never would have done The Masked Singer.
40:37The Masked Singer.
40:39Wow, he has hit rock bottom.
40:40He's working for his dad.
40:42He's in prosthetics and make-up.
40:44The movie business.
40:45And everyone hates him.
40:47Your face is toxic.
40:48Oh!
40:48Just forget about football.
40:50You should just go into gay porn now.
40:52It's the only option for you.
40:54But when he hears of an opportunity to get back in the game...
40:57Head coach of the South Georgia Cats, this is an open tryout for quarterback.
41:01He's going to go for tryouts for the rookies.
41:03Russ has an idea.
41:05Oh!
41:06Dress up as someone else.
41:08Like Mrs Doubtfire.
41:10My gosh, that's genius.
41:13Alright, this is getting good now.
41:15With his father's prosthetics...
41:17He's going to put the nose and head on Seath.
41:18...he changes his appearance.
41:20Well, now he's got my nose.
41:21Man, is that you?
41:22And heads off to try out for college football team The Catfish.
41:26That is such a bad disguise.
41:28Watch the make-up.
41:33Oh, the mascot.
41:35Oh!
41:36No!
41:38Stop the prosthetics!
41:40Why would you pepper spray me?
41:42His face is coming off.
41:44You're Russ Holliday.
41:45No, he's already been found out.
41:47He's been in disguise 20 seconds.
41:48Wait, maybe I can help you.
41:50An unlikely alliance, anybody?
41:52Yes, please.
41:53You need a stronger glue for the humidity down here.
41:55Of course he bumps into a gay kid with experience with prosthetics.
42:00If you're going to do this, you must do it with intent.
42:03Oh, here we go.
42:03Just look at you.
42:06He looks absolutely stupid, but it's going to work.
42:09You here to try out?
42:10Cool, what's your name?
42:12He hasn't even thought of a name.
42:13Fake name, fake name.
42:14What's your name?
42:15What's your name?
42:16My name's Chad.
42:18Chad.
42:19And last name?
42:20Myers.
42:21Chad Myers?
42:22Paris.
42:22That's the name of the show.
42:24Hey, sorry.
42:25And Chad Powers was born.
42:27That's right.
42:27And he wants to be the new catfish quarterback.
42:30Come on, Chad.
42:31Show us what you got.
42:34He doesn't look fast at all.
42:36One-legged girl in junior high run faster than that.
42:39I don't think he's ready for this, Milo.
42:41Are you seriously quitting right now?
42:42You reckon the mascot's going to give him a little peppy?
42:44Bro, that's my boy.
42:45You probably think if you just hadn't dropped that football in the Rose Bowl,
42:48your life would have gone different.
42:50You still would have ended up right here, because you're you.
42:52Oh, let's drop some truth bombs now.
42:55Do you want to be Russ Holiday?
42:56Or do you want to be this guy?
42:58He's the catfish guardian angel.
42:59The friend he needs, actually.
43:01You gonna come play football?
43:02Come on.
43:03My name's Chad Powers.
43:05Let's go, Chad.
43:06Damn, son!
43:11Yeah!
43:13He's got the move still.
43:15Go, Chad!
43:17I hope he throws a mega one.
43:19Yee-haw!
43:22Yeah, baby!
43:23Woo!
43:24Tastes like one meal straight from the team.
43:26Yeah!
43:28Who's 200?
43:29Coach is about to offer Chad a position on the team.
43:31You watch.
43:32No, your tryout spoke for itself.
43:34Welcome to the team.
43:35We'll see you on Monday morning.
43:37And now he's a catfish.
43:39Okay.
43:40If only it was this easy, Milo.
43:43Don't they do reference checks?
43:44Bring your driver's license, your transcripts,
43:47and a copy of your birth certificate.
43:49Oh!
43:49It's not that easy.
43:51Ring of fire.
43:53Oh, my face is coming off.
43:54I fell into a...
43:57I really like that show.
43:58Everything about this screams Milo is gonna watch the whole season.
44:03You know what the moral of the story is?
44:05What is it?
44:05Life is better with a big nose.
44:07It is.
44:07How is it without TikTok and Instagram on your phone?
44:25Bro, it's the worst.
44:29It's the worst.
44:30Like, anyone who says too much social media is bad
44:33has never tried to go to the toilet without their phone.
44:36The following program contains medical procedures
44:38and treatments involving dermatology.
44:40Viewer discretion is advised.
44:41Is this some...
44:42Oh, Jared's favourite show.
44:45Oh, no.
44:46Yep.
44:47On Stan this week, some of us were excited to watch...
44:49I'm Dr Sandra Lee, a.k.a.
44:51Dr Pippa-pup-pup-pup-pup-pup.
44:53My favourite show.
44:54Oh, I hate this show.
44:56Oh!
44:57Come break out with me and all my new patients.
45:01Oh, yeah, baby.
45:03Let's pop some pimples.
45:04Are you sure?
45:06Yes.
45:06You asked for it.
45:07First up...
45:08My name is Denise.
45:10Here we go.
45:10I got what you got wrong.
45:11I have this huge lump on my rear.
45:15Oh.
45:16Oh, that's going to be juicy.
45:18It feels like an extra butt cheek, I guess you can say.
45:21Are you sure it's not?
45:22That's like a free Brazilian butt lift.
45:24The Kardashians pipe for an ass like that.
45:27It's the friend that never goes away.
45:29Let's numb that sucker up and get that scalpel out.
45:32No, you're sick.
45:33Okay, so I'm going to just take a little peek in here, okay?
45:36Oh, we're already into it.
45:37Yeah, look, you can watch it when it's still in colour.
45:40Just shut your eyes when it turns black and white.
45:41Oh, yeah.
45:42There's no black and white anymore.
45:44Oh, my...
45:44I actually don't think I can sit here.
45:46I'm not joking.
45:46This definitely looks like a lipoma.
45:49Oh!
45:49Come out.
45:50Yeah, you better be calling to it.
45:52Oh, look at the colour of it.
45:53It's like egg yolk.
45:55Or peach.
45:55Yeah, tin peaches.
45:56Mango season, baby.
45:57How's the yoghurt?
45:58Wait, he's squeezing out.
46:00It is big.
46:02Oh, yeah.
46:06It's out.
46:07It's out, it's out, it's out.
46:08Look at this sea creature.
46:10Oh, my God.
46:12That looks like scrambled eggs.
46:14Stop, I'm actually going to vomit.
46:15Nah, dead arse, if I dry reach one more time,
46:17it's not going to be dry.
46:17Your days as a right butt model are not over.
46:21First one down.
46:22Next, we meet drag queen Zachary.
46:24My name's Zachary, I'm 31 years old.
46:26What's this home are you doing?
46:27As a drag artist, it feels like I'm literally living my dream.
46:31Miss Jessica Lahore.
46:33Do you have a drag name, Jared?
46:34XL Spreadcheeks.
46:36But underneath, it is scratching, pulling, tearing, cinching my skin.
46:42Oh, what disease have you got?
46:44Oh, what's that?
46:45It's on my arms.
46:46Eczema?
46:47It's on my chest and my abdomen.
46:49Oh, my God, looking at that, I'm itchy.
46:51It's on my thighs, it's on my butt.
46:52Ringworm.
46:53It's in my scalp, it's behind my ears, it's in my ears.
46:56Oh, it's everywhere.
46:58It's gross.
46:59Now, this I can watch.
47:01I'd rather see pimples.
47:02I'd say it's a bit of a relief to not have any squeezing or oozing.
47:04This is very typical of psoriasis.
47:08Psoriasis.
47:08What's psoriasis got to do with popping pimples?
47:10Tell us what you're going to do now.
47:12Well, it doesn't involve popping.
47:14Is that an injection?
47:15Yep.
47:15And then push down.
47:16Wait, that's it?
47:17That's it.
47:18You excited?
47:18I'm so excited.
47:19Back to the pimples.
47:20If I can't squeeze it, I don't want to seize it.
47:23You'll love this guy then.
47:25Is there another one?
47:26My name is John.
47:28It's on his face.
47:28And I have an unknown lump on my face.
47:32Yes, baby.
47:33Oh, this one's going to ooze.
47:34Yes.
47:35Yeah, he's under there, huh?
47:37He's pretty wide under there.
47:38Oh, it could be a cyst.
47:40I'd love if it's a cyst.
47:42But I think it feels like a cyst.
47:44Yes.
47:45Cheese factory.
47:46Can't wait to see this one.
47:47Let's get popping, baby.
47:49Make sure I'm not hurting you at all.
47:51Oh, poor child.
47:52Pop it, pop it, pop it.
47:55Oh, my God.
48:00It's like a Weet-Fix.
48:01Oh, I just saw it.
48:05All right, Zach is out.
48:06That was a nasty one.
48:08That was...
48:09It's been three months since I saw Sweet John.
48:15Here we go.
48:16I love the after stories.
48:17Try what it looks like.
48:19Oh, that's a huge scar, though.
48:21He's got a dimple now.
48:22Awesome.
48:23It's been three months since I saw Zach.
48:24Three months.
48:25Here we go.
48:25My skin is cleared up.
48:28Oh!
48:30Wow.
48:30It's just completely gone.
48:32That is incredible.
48:33It's been four weeks.
48:35Show us the tush.
48:38Wow.
48:40That's not a subtle scar, that one.
48:41Yeah.
48:42Thank you, Dr. Lee, for giving me my life back.
48:45Well done, Dr. Lee.
48:47Never fails to deliver that show.
48:49I really, really hated that show.
48:54Bye-bye.
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