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00:00They've arrived for a big night out, it's Nick and Bob!
00:25Private plane over London
00:28Spitfires in pursuit
00:30Elton John locked in the car seat
00:33Beyonce holding his shoes
00:36Pilot done a manoeuvre
00:39Elton falls from the plane
00:42A toilet roll clutched in his hand
00:45As he sings his final refrain
00:47A toilet roll clutched in his hand
00:50He sings his final refrain
00:53Goodbye Elton John
01:01We never thought you'd die
01:04Flattened on one of the capsules
01:07Of the London, of the London, of the London
01:12The London Eye
01:13The London Eye
01:17The London Eye
01:18The London Eye
01:19The London Eye
01:20The London Eye
01:21The London Eye
01:22The London Eye
01:23The London Eye
01:26But Bob, are you aware that it's not a real eye?
01:38Really? What a disappointment!
01:39Isn't it a disappointment?
01:40What a disappointment!
01:41It is in fact, Gov
01:43It is, though, a portal
01:45Really? How does that work, then?
01:47Well, you go into one of the capsules, the pods, right,
01:51through the door, and then you go through it,
01:53and then you push out the back panel, and then you go through.
01:56Right. And where do you end up, then?
01:58In the Thames.
02:00LAUGHTER
02:02You got me there. You got me there.
02:05But here we are in London, though. Yeah, here we are.
02:07Talking about London, I joined a gymnastics class.
02:10In London? Yeah.
02:11I had to bend over backwards to get in, though.
02:13LAUGHTER
02:24Hey, pretty girl, in your dark brown niggas,
02:27when are you going to take me to the retail park?
02:30LAUGHTER
02:34I went to one of them, like, London store,
02:36big London department store, yeah,
02:38I went to the electrical department, right?
02:40And I said, is there anyone here who can sell me a kettle?
02:42And the bloke says, Kenwood.
02:44And I said, yeah, well, can you fetch me in, then?
02:46LAUGHTER
02:47Hey, little girl, in your dark brown niggas!
02:48Well, you're going to take me to carpet right here!
02:49LAUGHTER
02:50MUSIC PLAYS
02:52BUZZER
02:54BUZZER
02:56BUZZER
02:58BUZZER
03:00BUZZER
03:02BUZZER
03:04BUZZER
03:06BUZZER
03:08BUZZER
03:10BUZZER
03:12BUZZER
03:16Hey, Bob. Yes? Can you do this?
03:18What chin?
03:20Mm?
03:22LAUGHTER
03:24Chinny-chin-chicken
03:26Chinny-chin-chin-chin
03:28Chinny-chin-chin-chin-chini, mister
03:30Chin-chin-chin
03:32Mr. Chin-chin-chin-chin-chin-chin
03:34That's you, Mr. Chin
03:36Ooh! I extend my chin and you trick me like that
03:38Yeah, well, why not?
03:40Hey Vic, in London, got myself a new wig
03:43What, really? Yeah, special London wig
03:46Hey there, London guy
03:49Lovely wig and a lovely bright smile
03:51Did you go to a London wig shop?
03:53Yes, I did, one in North London, yeah?
03:55What was it called? Wigs and Pigs
03:57Yeah, pigs round the back, wigs in the front
04:00It's a beautiful piece, it makes me a real London guy
04:04Beautiful smile, walking round with a bit of pepper in me pouch
04:09Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I do
04:11Can I unveil it tonight? I'd like to see it
04:13I'd like you to be for us to see it
04:15Yeah, pop it on
04:16Just think London guy, yeah
04:17Yeah
04:18He, there, London guy
04:20Yeah
04:22LAUGHTER
04:24APPLAUSE
04:26That's good
04:27It's not bad, is it?
04:29I really like that
04:30So London, London...
04:32Just check the blend at the back
04:33Check the blend at the...
04:34Yeah
04:35LAUGHTER
04:36LAUGHTER
04:38It's good
04:39Ha-ha!
04:40No, it looks good, it looks really nice
04:42It's great, isn't it?
04:43It's Kirk Douglas
04:44No, you're near
04:45Captain Kirk?
04:46It's Captain Kirk, isn't it?
04:47LAUGHTER
04:48What do you reckon?
04:49Cost a few extra pounds because of the blend
04:50Yeah
04:51Obviously
04:52That's good
04:53Hey, watch what I can do with it
04:54Yeah
04:55Pull my... you'll enjoy this
04:56Pull my finger, pretty hard
04:57Oh, no, no, what?
04:58No, it's not that
04:59Right, watch
05:00LAUGHTER
05:01LAUGHTER
05:02You're kidding
05:03You're kidding
05:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:06Whoa!
05:11Yeah
05:14I'll tell you what
05:15What?
05:16I can make it even more snappy
05:17More London and exciting
05:18You can make this more London?
05:19Yeah, yeah
05:20Go on then
05:21Go on, let's pull your finger again
05:22Yeah
05:23OK, go
05:24Oh
05:25What did you put under it then?
05:35A nice slice of ham
05:38A slice of ham?
05:39Yeah
05:40You think a London guy goes around with ham under his wig?
05:44Well, what does a London guy have under his wig?
05:46I don't know, lettuce, something nice like that
05:48LAUGHTER
05:49Well, get rid of it then
05:50Yeah, I'd like to
05:51Put it in the soapy water here
05:53Ham?
05:54LAUGHTER
05:55Thank you
05:57APPLAUSE
05:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:03Well, here we are
06:05Looking for ghosts again
06:07Yep
06:08And we're here in
06:09The main dressing room
06:10At the BBC
06:11Where all the big stars were housed
06:13Yes, now this place is derelict now
06:15But this was the main dressing room
06:16So you'd have all the big stars in here
06:18On their own
06:19They'd put that
06:20Valerie Singleton
06:21Esther Ransom
06:22Willie Rushton
06:23Willie Rushton
06:24Roy Castle's been often heard
06:26Well, occasionally you can hear a trumpeting
06:28And tap dancing
06:29Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap
06:30We believe that's right
06:32What was that?
06:34F*** off
06:36F*** off
06:37Did you hear that?
06:38Did you f*** off
06:39The TV just came on
06:40Is it like static?
06:41And there was some words
06:42And there was some words
06:43Have a listen?
06:45Yes
06:46Yes
06:47Did you hear that?
06:48It's very distant
06:49Was that Brucey?
06:50I think it was
06:51I think it was Bruce Forsyth
06:52Yeah
06:53Hang on, let's see if we can get
06:54What channel is he on?
06:55Well, it depends which Bruce you want
06:56Which one?
06:57BBC Strictly
06:58Or ITV for Price
07:00Turn your cards over
07:02Turn your cards over
07:03I like that one
07:04Yeah
07:05Yeah
07:06Yeah
07:07Yeah
07:08We actually think
07:09That's it
07:10Bruce?
07:11Are you there?
07:12Bruce Forsyth
07:13Can you hear us?
07:14What the f***?
07:15What the f***?
07:16Ain't he d*** t***
07:18That's the thing
07:19Is that Bruce or is this still a thing?
07:20This is Bruce
07:22You don't get two for a card
07:23Not in this game
07:25I see, what's happened here is
07:26the spirit of Bruce is called
07:27Ooo
07:28Oh!
07:29Where's the f***
07:30Friends at Semi-D violets
07:31Yes
07:33Are you friends at Semi-Dague Studios?
07:34Are you f***
07:36Are you there?
07:37Are you alive?
07:38Now, this is very dangerous, so I'm gonna have to bring him out of it now.
07:43Do you realize what happened, then?
07:44I don't know what happened. I just felt very strange.
07:47Bruce Forsyth entered you there.
07:48Pardon?
07:49No, his spirit entered your body. You became a boss.
07:52I felt... Did you feel something?
07:54I did, I felt...
07:56You felt that...
07:58F***ing hell!
08:00F***ing hell!
08:02F***ing hell!
08:04F***ing hell!
08:06So f***ing f***ing f**king
08:09I'm f***ing you!
08:10I'm f***ing hell!
08:12You...
08:18Let's take a trip to Novelty Ireland.
08:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:27And the first act tonight, Novelty Ireland
08:30claims to own the only tin of peaches in the world.
08:34Ladies and gentlemen, quite a boss, ladies and gentlemen.
08:37Quite a boss.
08:39Quite a boss.
08:41I'm sure you'll agree.
08:42Quite a boss.
08:44Quite a boss.
08:46Tonight, he's going to be making an international phone call.
08:50It's Mr Wadleyhand.
09:01Gah!
09:04Gah!
09:05Gah!
09:06Gah!
09:07Gah!
09:08Gah!
09:09Gah!
09:10Gah!
09:11Gah!
09:12Gah!
09:13Gah!
09:14Gah!
09:15Gah!
09:16Gah!
09:17Hello?
09:18This is the Chief of Police in Legas.
09:20Legas, it's so hot today!
09:22How is it with you?
09:24Gah!
09:25Gah!
09:26Gah!
09:27Gah!
09:28Gah!
09:29Gah!
09:30Gah!
09:31Gah!
09:32Gah!
09:33Gah!
09:34Gah!
09:35Gah!
09:36Hello?
09:38Hello?
09:39Gah!
09:42Act number two in the Noventa Island paddock is Dr Alvin Gass.
09:47Dr Alvin Gass claims to be the only person in the world to ever have eaten an inkwell.
09:53Quite a boss.
09:54Quite a boss.
09:55Quite a boss.
09:56Quite a boss, ladies and gentlemen.
09:57Quite a boss.
09:58Quite a boss.
09:59Quite a boss.
10:01Quite a boss, that is.
10:02Tonight he presents Carpentry and Camping, it's Dr Alvin Gass.
10:06APPLAUSE
10:07So, Dr Alvin Gass, tonight you're going to present Carpentry and Camping.
10:20What's all that about then?
10:21So, simply, I'm going to erect this tent.
10:24I'm going to jump inside.
10:25Hello?
10:26Oh.
10:27Hello?
10:28No, no, it's George Ezra.
10:29No, he's here.
10:30I'll just check.
10:31Were you ever a supply milkman?
10:32Yeah, I wasn't.
10:33I wasn't.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Quite a boss.
10:36Quite a boss.
10:37OK.
10:39Anyway, so Carpentry and Camping.
10:40So, I erect the tent, I'm going to jump inside and I'm going to build you a chair.
10:43Fantastic.
10:44Off we go.
10:45Erect the tent.
10:46Oh, hey!
10:47Oh, hey!
10:48Oh, hey!
10:49Oh, hey!
10:50Oh, hey!
10:51Oh, hey!
10:52Oh, hey!
10:53Oh, hey!
10:54Oh, hey!
10:55Oh, hey!
10:56Oh, hey!
10:57Oh, hey!
10:58Oh, hey!
10:59Oh, hey!
11:00Oh, hey!
11:01Oh, hey!
11:02Oh, hey!
11:03Oh, hey!
11:04Oh, hey!
11:05Oh, hey!
11:06Oh, hey!
11:07Oh!
11:08There's the tent erected.
11:10Dr Alvin Gass will now enter the tent and make a chair.
11:16Are you in there?
11:17I'm in.
11:18Are you in?
11:19Yeah.
11:30In a wooden tool bag, making a chair.
11:34I wonder what that chair is going to look like.
11:39Really impressive if he does it right.
11:41Are you anywhere near finish?
11:43Just give me a minute.
11:44I ain't got a minute.
11:45Come on.
11:46Oh, that's all.
11:47Right, I'm done.
11:48Go on.
11:49Let's have a look then.
11:50Oh!
11:53Quite a fro.
11:54Quite a fro.
11:55That fantastic chair.
11:56Very good.
11:57Well done, Dr Alvin Gass.
11:58So that's it.
11:59You're finished now, have you?
12:00Well, I'd quite like to make you a bed, actually.
12:01Well, no.
12:02I'm afraid.
12:03Probably quite enough.
12:05Dr Alvin Gass.
12:06It's magic.
12:07It's magic.
12:08Act number three in the novelty island paddock.
12:10Claims he once threw a bucket of stones.
12:11It's magic.
12:12Act number three in the novelty island paddock.
12:13Claims he once threw a bucket of stones.
12:14It's magic.
12:15It's magic.
12:17It's magic.
12:18It's magic.
12:31It's magic.
12:32It's magic.
12:33It's magic.
12:34It's magic.
12:35Act number three in the novelty island paddock.
12:37Claims he once threw a bucket of stones into the river Thames.
12:42Quite a boss.
12:43Quite a boss.
12:45It is.
12:46Oh.
12:47Please welcome Graeme Lister.
12:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:50Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
12:51I'm here to provide some quality entertainment.
13:06It's been lacking up to now.
13:08I present...
13:09What are you looking at?
13:11Look at you, you work shy from.
13:13Bring your camera next time.
13:15Yeah.
13:16How bulbous is your head?
13:17Eh?
13:18Eh?
13:19Look at your clown shoes.
13:20What do you do?
13:21Parade around the estate going honk honk?
13:22LAUGHTER
13:23Yes, I present tonight a quality item.
13:25I've performed it before in front of doctors, dentists,
13:28architects and the like.
13:29Ooh.
13:30Change the record.
13:31You'll change your record?
13:33Yeah, I will.
13:34So I've won that one.
13:36LAUGHTER
13:37You said you'd change your record.
13:39Yeah, all right then, yeah.
13:40Yeah, I present crackers and knackers.
13:43I will destroy three crackers with me knackers.
13:46OK.
13:47I'll perform over here if you don't mind.
13:48I've been in the paddock.
13:49It's strictly legal.
13:50LAUGHTER
13:53Count these out, raise one cracker.
13:55One.
13:56Two.
13:57Three.
13:58Three.
13:59Knackers and crackers.
14:01CHEERING
14:03It's quality item.
14:05That's why you're clapping, you're seeing quality.
14:08CHEERING
14:11Crackers and knackers.
14:13CHEERING
14:14CHEERING
14:16CHEERING
14:17LAUGHTER
14:18Whoa!
14:19Whoa!
14:20Well...
14:21There we are, ladies and gentlemen, the three acts that presented themselves in the paddock of Novelty Island.
14:26And to judge those and make their decision on the winner, please welcome the international singing sensation, Elton John.
14:43CHEERING
14:44So, Elton, do you declare the winner, number one, Mr Wobbly Hand?
15:00One plop for No, two plops for Yes.
15:04No.
15:05Was it act number two, carpentry and camping?
15:14No!
15:16LAUGHTER
15:18Which means that the winner tonight, am I right, is act number three, Graham Lister.
15:25CHEERING
15:27CHEERING
15:29I've never felt this way.
15:38I've never felt this way before.
15:42Making love to a golden eagle.
15:46Making love to a golden eagle.
15:51Making love to a golden eagle.
15:54Graham Lister, thank you.
15:55Good night from Novelty Island, there we are.
15:57CHEERING
16:01Free-running.
16:06In a community of urban environment.
16:13We are urban free-runners exploiting the environment for political reasons.
16:17Yeah, we live right on the edge of Brixton.
16:24Free-running.
16:25For Banksy.
16:26For Graffiti.
16:27For Ballards.
16:28Grand Designs.
16:29Grand Designs.
16:30The local council are definitely up to something, and we're watching.
16:40We have got microphones in bricks so we can hear the street chat.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Ballards.
16:46Graffiti.
16:47We have quite often found tagging politicians' cars.
16:48I recently tagged the Lord Mayor's cars.
16:49He was in the cash and carry.
16:50Probably buying mules barinets or something like that.
16:51Big fat pig.
16:52We just live on street food.
16:53We're going to buy mums tonight for lasagna.
16:54Oh, tonight's safe.
16:55Fuck it!
16:56Fuck it!
16:57I haven't changed my duvet for 15 months, and I won't until the government gets its shit
17:03together.
17:04Duvet and shit.
17:05Duvet and shit.
17:06Shit.
17:07Yeah, that's right.
17:08In the last week.
17:09Six different girls.
17:10Six different girls.
17:11All of them anarchists.
17:12Yeah, all of them were culturally diverse.
17:13I haven't changed my duvet for 15 months, and I won't until the government gets its shit
17:17together.
17:18Duvet and shit.
17:23My cousin Terry is a hoarder.
17:28Jump the fuck out of your environment.
17:30Kevin here has made love to six girls.
17:32Yeah, that's right.
17:33In the last week.
17:34Six different girls.
17:35All of them anarchists.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Yeah.
17:38All of them were culturally diverse.
17:40Culturally diverse.
17:41Woo-hoo!
17:42Yeah!
17:43We are free runners exploiting the urban environment.
17:48Join us on our urban adventure.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Like a safari?
17:52Come on.
17:53Awards.
17:55Rafiti.
18:05Welcome back.
18:06Well, Bob, there was a terrible, awful fight.
18:08Oh, I've got...
18:09Awful fight.
18:10No, I've got to stop you there, Vic.
18:11You've got a bug on your face.
18:13I've got to paint a shit on me face.
18:16You didn't say shit.
18:17You did.
18:18I thought you've got a bug on your face.
18:20No, you said it again.
18:21You said I've got a bit of shit on me face.
18:22No.
18:23All right.
18:24You've got a fly on your face just next to your nose.
18:26If I've got a fly on me face, it's none of your business.
18:29You're opening a business with a fly.
18:32I've never said that.
18:34I said it's none of your business.
18:35No, you didn't.
18:36You said you were opening a business with a fly.
18:38I've got this fly spray.
18:40Yeah?
18:41Yep.
18:42Is it poisonous?
18:43Yeah.
18:44Is it illegal?
18:45Oh, hardly illegal.
18:46It's banned in every county in this country.
18:48Every county?
18:49Apart from...
18:50What? Lincoln.
18:51Lincoln.
18:52Are you ready?
18:53Yeah.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Argh!
18:56Hug it!
18:57Hug it!
18:58Argh!
18:59See if you've done the trick.
19:00Is it gone?
19:01Yeah, it's gone.
19:02Oh, thank goodness of that.
19:03Yeah.
19:04All right, lads.
19:05All right.
19:06Who are you, mate?
19:07Bear Grylls.
19:09Bear Grylls?
19:10You know, fart about the woods.
19:13Climbing.
19:14Jumping up and down.
19:15Fannying about.
19:16I know him.
19:17Yeah.
19:18We're a number of show bears.
19:19Sorry.
19:20What do you want?
19:21All my ladders.
19:22Our lass has locked us out the house.
19:24No, I don't.
19:25You were doing a show, Vic.
19:26I'm sorry, we've got a show.
19:27What, you're doing a show?
19:28Yeah.
19:29What, telling jokes?
19:30Having a daft laugh.
19:31Messing about and that.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Yeah, that's what we're doing.
19:35Is this you two?
19:36Is it in big letters?
19:37Yeah.
19:38Yeah.
19:39Are you the Bob one?
19:40That's me, yeah.
19:41Yeah, thought so.
19:44You know this is all lit behind you, don't you?
19:47Yeah, I know, yeah.
19:48There it is.
19:49That couldn't have been cheap, could it?
19:50Thank you, Ben.
19:52Oh, here.
19:53Oh, man.
19:55What is it?
19:56Have a look at this cat video.
19:58Cat video?
19:59Yeah.
20:00Well, I've probably seen it.
20:01Do you want to watch this?
20:02Yeah, it's good.
20:03It's fantastic.
20:04This one's good.
20:05Keep watching.
20:06All right.
20:07Look.
20:08Wait a minute.
20:09Well, nothing's happened.
20:10Shh!
20:11Just a minute.
20:16It hasn't even happened.
20:17Hang on.
20:18It's good, Vic, isn't it?
20:19Yeah.
20:20What are you saying?
20:21It's good, nothing's happened?
20:22It hasn't...
20:23It will in a minute.
20:27Yeah, just a second.
20:28About a minute.
20:30Two, maybe.
20:31Two.
20:32What, till summer happens?
20:33Yeah.
20:36No, we can't.
20:37Oh, come on.
20:38Let's do the show.
20:39Sorry, Bear.
20:40Sorry, Bear.
20:41You're lost.
20:42You're lost.
20:43I'm sure it is.
20:44Three.
20:45Well, it's started now, isn't it?
20:47You missed out on that.
20:48Well, I wish I'd lost it now.
20:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:57I'm Derek McIntosh, and this here is Rhys Horizon.
21:00Yeah.
21:01And we've been Cameron Sound for Sir David Emperor for 25 years.
21:05Oh, yeah.
21:06Man and boy.
21:07And what a wonderful thing he is.
21:09A absolutely wonderful man.
21:11especially when he's out of Horlicks and a curry, he's as sweet as a nut.
21:14Oh, yeah!
21:15He used to say to us,
21:16''Bah, lads, get in that field there and film that old Swivantla sort of thing.''
21:21Oh, yeah!
21:22When you've done that, see if you can have a look round, see if you film something else,
21:25like Rabbie or something like that.
21:26And when you've done that, creep around in long glasses and film some of the creepy crawlies.
21:31That'd be absolutely mollus.
21:32''Get out there and I'm filming,'' he used to say.
21:34He was absolutely mollus.
21:36Yeah, do you remember the time he was in Borneo?
21:38Oh, yeah!
21:39We was in Borneo. David rang us up.
21:41He says, ''I've heard rumour there's a pair of big old bloody things in the jungle.''
21:46That's right.
21:47''In Borneos, like you, Les, to get out there and film it. Capture it on film.''
21:52Now, the thing about David is he used to like seeing them coupling, if you like.
21:56You know, doing the old bits of, ''How's your father?''
21:59Oh, yeah!
22:00''And so we went out there with camera and sound and sat there in the jungle in Borneo
22:05for it must have been three weeks. What do you think, Les?''
22:08''Yes, it must have been three weeks.''
22:10''We were sitting there and then all of a sudden out of the jungle came the big old leery things.''
22:15''And that was as big as and as horrible as David has described.''
22:19''Big here one of them.''
22:20Oh, yeah!
22:21''Great big here, he's on the other one.''
22:23So I immediately got on the dog and bone and weighing David in his hotel and he was like, ''David, you're in luck.''
22:29''They've turned up.''
22:31Oh, yeah!
22:32''Stop looking at the TV and getting out here.''
22:34''He says, ''I'll be down here in a minute, Les, keep them out here.''
22:37''I'll get me strides on and I'll be right over.''
22:39Yep!
22:40''So then he was, in the middle of the clearing and David strolls in doing his famous old David.''
22:46''Oh, David, that one waddle.''
22:48''Oh, yeah!''
22:48''We've all seen it and enjoyed it.''
22:50''He waddles in there.''
22:51''He looks at it.''
22:52''He looks at us.''
22:53''He says, ''You pair of numpties.''
22:55''That's not one of the big hairy things I was looking for.''
22:58''That's the Greek Minister of the Interior and his wife Honology having a bit of slap and tickle.''
23:03''Oh, yeah!''
23:04''Well, you could have knocked me down with a feather.''
23:06''That's right, isn't it?''
23:07''Yep.''
23:08''Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're coming towards the end of this evening's...''
23:17''Yeah, but wait a minute, Bob.''
23:19''Yeah?''
23:20''I've got a little surprise for you.''
23:22''Really?''
23:22''Because you've been a good fella this week.''
23:25''You've had all your dinners.''
23:27''Yeah, I've had my dinners.''
23:28''Finished reading your book.''
23:29''Book read.''
23:30''Cleared out all them rags from under your bed.''
23:32''I did that.''
23:33''So, I've got you a present and it's...''
23:35''I bought this for you.''
23:37''It's a new console for your gaming.''
23:40''Oh, well, thanks, Vic.''
23:41''Because you broke the last one, didn't you?''
23:42''It's a brand new one for me.''
23:44''It's a brand new one, yeah.''
23:45''Oh, thank you.''
23:45''Yeah.''
23:46''Well, that is the end of the project, apart from one thing, but we've got a special guest tonight.''
23:50''Special guest on tonight, ladies and gentlemen.''
23:53''Please welcome the managing director of George Asda.''
24:00''George Ezra.''
24:02''George Ezra.''
24:03''George, what is it you're going to try and sing tonight?''
24:14''I'm going to sing a song called Shotgun.''
24:17''Shotgun, I've never heard of that one.''
24:19''Now, have you...''
24:21''First off, George, have you learned all your lines for the song?''
24:23''Yeah, yeah, yeah.''
24:24''Yeah, and you've beat the toilet.''
24:26''Yeah, yeah, that's good.''
24:28''So, George, three, two, one.''
24:31''Honger...''
24:32''Oh, hang on a minute, just a minute, hang on a minute, George.''
24:34''Where's it?''
24:34''Your cousin.''
24:35''Oh, shit, thank you.''
24:36''George, my cousin Anthony's a really big fan of yours.''
24:40''Do you mind if he comes out and just watches you?''
24:42''He just watches you.''
24:43''Oh, thank you.''
24:45''Anthony!'' ''Anthony!'' ''
24:46''Get out of here!''
24:48''Oi!''
24:49''Oi!''
24:50''Stand there.''
24:51''Stand there!''
24:52''Put your little flag up!''
24:57''No touching!''
24:59''Okay.''
25:00''No touching, Anthony!''
25:03''So, three, two, one.''
25:05''Three, two, one, go.''
25:06''George Ezra.''
25:07''Homegrown alligator, see you later.''
25:11''Gotta hit the road.''
25:13''Gotta hit the road.''
25:15''Sun and change in the atmosphere.''
25:18''Hockey teacher unfamiliar.''
25:20''I could get used to this.''
25:24''Time flies by in the yellow and green stick around.''
25:28''And you'll see what I mean.''
25:30''George, just...''
25:32''As I said before, there's a heater here.''
25:34''Oh!''
25:35''If you do get a little bit chilly.''
25:37''That's the speed and that's the he.''
25:42''Okay.''
25:43''Just get out of your way.''
25:44''Yeah, no, thanks very much.''
25:48''Three, two, one, go.''
25:50''Time flies by in the yellow and green stick around.''
25:55''And you'll see what I mean.''
25:57''There's a mountain top that I'm dreaming of.''
26:02''If you need to know where I'll be.''
26:05''I'll be by the shotgun.''
26:08''I'll be beneath the huss, I'm feeling like a someone.''
26:12''Sorry, George, George, sorry, we had no idea.''
26:17''We had no idea, absolutely no idea it was going to go on that long.''
26:21''Oh!''
26:22''So, we're obliged to get you a little bit of food now.''
26:26''We've got some meat, some tin potatoes and some chewing gum.''
26:29''So, I'll leave that over there for you.''
26:31''Did he put the chewy on there?''
26:33''He's got the chewing gum, yeah.''
26:34''So, I just didn't know they'd be...''
26:37''Oh, no, no.''
26:38''So, thanks, George.''
26:39''No worries.''
26:40''Kick you warm though, that's important.''
26:42''I'll be riding shotgun underneath the huss, I'm feeling like a someone.''
26:53''I'll be riding shotgun underneath the huss, I'm feeling like a someone.''
27:01''We're south of the equator to navigate to, gotta hit the road, gotta hit the road.''
27:10''Deep sea diving round the club, bikini bottoms, lager toes.''
27:14''I could get used.''
27:16''We're just going to have to get off now.''
27:18''We've got tickets for the wrestling...''
27:20''We've got tickets for the wrestling...''
27:21''We'll miss it if we don't go now.''
27:23''It does go on, doesn't it, George?''
27:25''So, er...''
27:27''That's... We'll just leave you with this, look, there's...''
27:29''It's your farewell pack, you know.''
27:31''That's your bus ticket and your train ticket.''
27:33''Train ticket, and see, this little voucher here, that gives you 30% off a meal deal on the train, yeah.''
27:38''You know, if you want an egg sandwich...''
27:40''Flapjack, oh, flapjack, yeah, that'd be brilliant.''
27:43''Would you say that flapjacks aren't on the meal deal?''
27:46''We'll leave your farewell pack now with your grub.''
27:49''Fantastic, thank you.''
27:50''Good luck with it.''
27:53''Billion, thank you very much.''
27:54''Cheers, guys.''
27:56''Thank you, George, see you.''
27:58''Time flies behind in the yellow green, stick around and you'll see what I mean.''
28:05''There's a mountain top that I'm dreaming of.''
28:10''If you need me, you know where I'll be.''
28:13''I'll be like a shotgun underneath the huss, I'm feeling like a someone.''
28:21''I'll be like a shotgun underneath the huss, I'm feeling like a someone.''
28:30''But we've got two in the front, two in the back.''
28:33''Sailing alone, we don't look bad, bad, bad.''
28:40''I'll be like a shotgun underneath the huss, I'm feeling like a someone.''
28:52''I'll be like a shotgun underneath the huss, I'm feeling like a someone.''
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