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01:29The only place to creep a stranger's private photos before the internet was in the camera
01:33shop window.
01:34Oh, look!
01:36Those people went to Florida.
01:38Oh, wow, that's a weird-looking baby.
01:41What?
01:41Well, it is.
01:43Oh, look!
01:44Ice cream cake.
01:45Oh, look!
01:46Oh, don't, don't.
01:49What?
01:50You won't even take that.
01:51Oh, no.
01:55I'm getting pretty good at photography.
01:57I got some really great shots.
01:59Back then, you never knew what you had until they were developed.
02:03Unfortunately, the Photoshop did not have Photoshop.
02:06Some of these are pretty avant-garde.
02:09You mean terrible?
02:10I got doubles.
02:11You guys want?
02:12No, no, thanks.
02:13No, thanks.
02:13We're good.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Hey.
02:19Hey, Dick.
02:20This box came for you.
02:26Holy freak.
02:27Me records are here.
02:30Don't be a dick.
02:31Or Dick don't be.
02:34One for you.
02:35One for you.
02:36Good God.
02:37You should be playing songs, Dick, not singing them.
02:40Lots of DJs make their own songs, Dad.
02:42I mean, there's Wolfman Jack.
02:43Rick Dees did Disco Duck.
02:45Wolf is no good.
02:47Hey, come on.
02:48There's only one way to find out.
02:50Hello, my lovelies.
02:53It's Dick Dunphy here with my new song, Don't Be a Dick.
02:59There was a boy named Richard.
03:01His parents called him Rick.
03:02His brothers called him Ricky.
03:04But those names, they did not stick.
03:05His mother said, be careful.
03:07News travels quick.
03:08You can be most anything, but don't be a dick.
03:12Oh, this is a hit.
03:13New owner's pushing us to do more promo.
03:15First, he got me doing that song.
03:16Now, he's got your dad writing a book.
03:18Okay.
03:19Whoa.
03:20Dad, you're writing a book?
03:21Ah, it's just some more free promo, you know.
03:23They want something by the grocery store at checkouts.
03:25It's just free advertising.
03:26Oh, come on.
03:27You're great with words.
03:28And I'll be a cinch for you.
03:30Don't be a dick, my son.
03:31Don't be a dick.
03:32Rick, Ricky Richard.
03:34Well, they all have a kick.
03:35Oh, no.
03:35Oh, no.
03:40A coffee, please.
03:44Coffee's free.
03:44It's Senior's Day.
03:47I'll have you know that I still get carded at the liquor store.
03:50I am not a friggin' senior.
03:53Here.
03:53I can't, ma'am.
03:55Ma'am?
03:56I'm a miss.
03:58A miss is maybe, but I am no ma'am.
04:00Excuse me, miss.
04:12Miss?
04:13You are so beautiful.
04:16Oh.
04:17May I take your photo?
04:18Oh, my God.
04:19Oh.
04:20So, we're coming this way.
04:22Oh.
04:26Merci beaucoup, mes amis.
04:29Okay.
04:29It's merci beaucoup.
04:31Merci beaucoup means thanks, nice butt.
04:34Oh.
04:35Merci beaucoup, mes amis.
04:37Stop.
04:39Maybe your French isn't good enough to be the lead in a French play.
04:42I learn my lines phonetically.
04:44Yeah, you guys are gonna bomb.
04:46Wish I could come watch.
04:47We get to spend seven hours in a bus, and you're gonna miss it.
04:50No, it's a real tour.
04:52We're gonna be playing the biggest French school in the entire Catholic school district,
04:55staying in a hotel.
04:56Like real actors.
04:58It'll be amazing.
05:01But probably super boring.
05:03Right.
05:03All I ever do is work.
05:05My high school memories will be fake barf and lava lamps.
05:08We'll make our own memories, right?
05:10Let's take a photo.
05:13Sorry.
05:14There are only 27 shots in a roll, and I gotta be selective.
05:16Take it.
05:21Madam, you are a natural beauty.
05:25I should get my groceries home.
05:27You must have done some modeling in the past.
05:29Well, actually, I was in the Miss Newfoundland pageant once.
05:34But I had to drop out when I got...
05:36Or I became a mom.
05:38It's free.
05:39You just pay for any photos you order.
05:40No harm in that, I guess.
05:44Okay.
05:51Details are scanty.
05:52A life and nose by my critch.
05:59Chapter one.
06:01Bit of a wobble there.
06:18What are you doing?
06:20Be quiet.
06:21Try to write.
06:23Oh, what are you writing?
06:24My memoirs.
06:26You finished?
06:32Look, I can't concentrate with all this racket.
06:35All right.
06:36Want a cup of tea?
06:37No.
06:39I'll leave you to it, then.
06:45I wish you a cup of tea would be nice.
06:47What does Madam think?
06:51I love it.
06:53How about can I put you down for?
06:55Oh, just this one is fine.
06:57Thank you so much.
06:59Bye now.
07:07The French haven't seen a bomb like this since Napoleon.
07:10Well, that was terrible.
07:37Here.
07:39Two to a room.
07:40Stay away from the mini bars.
07:42No partying.
07:43If you need me, I'm going to be in the lounge.
07:45Do not go in the bar, no matter what.
07:48I don't want to know what ye crowd are doing,
07:50and I sure as hell don't want you to know what I'm doing.
07:52Anyway, you kids, just behave yourselves.
07:54Lobby call, 7.15 a.m.
07:56Sharp.
07:57Okay?
07:58Now, fair play, I might be a little late.
08:00Yeah?
08:01Right.
08:02You're on your own.
08:03Give me up.
08:05Oh, look at that.
08:08Yeah, I got it.
08:09Maybe.
08:09Life on the road.
08:17Debauchery at every turn.
08:19Mini bars full of pop and chocolate.
08:21Scrambled adult movies that you had to be like a safe cracker to see.
08:27It's crazy out there.
08:29I'm finally going to get some good photos.
08:33Come on, faster!
08:35Woo!
08:40Richie was now a war zone photographer.
08:43Faster, faster!
08:48I had my own battle to wage.
08:50Hey, do you have any turkey?
09:05What's this?
09:06I...
09:06Nothing.
09:08I didn't know you could do that with your face.
09:10You mean posing?
09:11I used to do some modeling just for fun.
09:14You were a model?
09:16Is that so hard to believe?
09:18Oh.
09:24Miss Newfoundland contestant Mary Bell of St. John's poses in a coat from Ayers.
09:30My God, Mom, you used to be really pretty.
09:35Used to be.
09:38You still are.
09:40It's just you're mom pretty.
09:44No, I...
09:45Look, I didn't...
09:47Mom?
09:48Is it you're after?
09:49Turkey?
09:50Jimmy, get to the left a little.
09:55I think I see a blue room.
10:01Coming!
10:06Can I come in?
10:07Whoa!
10:07Oh my God!
10:08We were just...
10:12Sure.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Oh, can I talk to you in private?
10:20I promise it won't take long.
10:23Sorry, buddy.
10:24We're gonna need the room.
10:27So close.
10:37Whoa!
10:38What's wrong?
10:39I just needed a break.
10:41The girls are making fun of me because...
10:43I don't know the names of any new kids on the block.
10:47Here.
10:49Thanks.
10:52I can also offer you a pen, a notepad, a Toblerone.
10:57I can't believe this is happening again.
11:00I was getting bullied so bad at my last school, I had to switch.
11:04Girls always say I'm weird because...
11:07I don't care about boys or makeup.
11:10I care about things that matter.
11:11Social justice, women's rights, poetry.
11:22Why don't I...
11:23Go?
11:24Stay a little longer.
11:27Just until the other girls are asleep.
11:30Sure.
11:31So anyway, when I was at my old school...
11:40Would you stop?
11:45Stop what?
11:46You're breathing.
11:48You know, that's not up to you.
11:50That's up to God.
11:52I'm trying to write.
11:54All right.
11:55All right, then.
11:55Come on.
11:56Read out what you've written so far.
11:59October 14th, 1943.
12:01I flew to Thule, Greenland with the American forces.
12:03The plane touched down October 15th at, oh, 600 hours.
12:07It was an overnight flight.
12:09Across...
12:09Oh, God.
12:10Can I stop breathing now?
12:12What's wrong with that?
12:13Boring.
12:15Go on.
12:15Read on.
12:16In 1959, I was approached by Joe Murphy to fill in as weekend newsman at BOCM Radio.
12:22Oh, Jesus.
12:22Just spice it up a bit.
12:25Come on.
12:25You weren't approached.
12:27You were begged.
12:28You were seduced.
12:31I mean, what the hell is the matter with you?
12:33You sit there all day writing news stories about what?
12:36Fender benders and salmonella warnings as if it's World War III and the coronation.
12:42That's news.
12:43This isn't news.
12:44It's olds.
12:46Looking back, I feel like I haven't done much at all.
12:49Well, you're not wrong there.
12:51Come on.
12:51Let me have a look.
12:52Oh, dear.
12:54Good God.
12:56Oh, look at this nonsense.
12:58Look.
12:59Yeah, I'm really excited to do it.
13:02I'm kind of scared.
13:03There's nothing like a sleepover to bring two kids closer together.
13:07It's like the real world disappears, and all that's left are the secrets that you share.
13:12Iced tea?
13:14Apple juice?
13:14Iced tea.
13:17I just love reading.
13:19I used to not like it.
13:23This concludes our broadcast day.
13:33Happy Monday to you, too.
13:54Oh, look at this one!
13:56Are those from the trip?
13:58Yeah.
14:00Check them out.
14:01No, it really tells a story, you know?
14:09A story that isn't true.
14:12We just talked.
14:13I mean, Kara had to change schools because she got bullied.
14:16And if this picture goes around, people will make fun of her.
14:18And me, too.
14:19I don't want to change schools.
14:20Don't worry.
14:22Fox knows he wouldn't do anything.
14:23What's Fox got to do?
14:26Fox.
14:28How many more copies of this do you have?
14:30So, I have mine.
14:33So, that's it.
14:34They had a sale on.
14:35What kind of sale?
14:37Double the doubles.
14:39Kedruples?
14:39People are finally liking my pictures.
14:42Where are they all?
14:43Give me that.
14:53Sick.
14:54These are hilarious.
14:56Luggage cart.
14:57Down the stairs.
14:58Wait.
14:58See this one?
14:59Looks like they're...
15:00Nothing happened.
15:01Just give me the photo.
15:02I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.
15:04Oh, yeah.
15:04I got you.
15:07Five bucks.
15:08Oh, some sexy.
15:11Come on.
15:11Just give it back.
15:12Oh, you want it?
15:13What's it worth?
15:14Five bucks?
15:15That's my five bucks.
15:16You want it?
15:17Take it.
15:20The nerd's dreaded enemy.
15:22Keep away.
15:23What's all this?
15:24We should never have allowed boys into this school.
15:32Look at all the depravity it led to.
15:38I shall be speaking to Mr. Lewis about this.
15:40He didn't know.
15:41He was in the bar.
15:42Shut up!
15:51Hey.
15:52What was all that about?
15:53Nuns.
15:54Am I right?
15:54These are the photos from the big trip?
15:56They turned out bad.
15:58Like, very bad.
15:59Looks like I missed a time.
16:01Not really.
16:02It was super boring.
16:03You call riding a luggage cart down the stairs boring?
16:06Oh, miss that.
16:07We were sound asleep.
16:08How do you take the photo if he was asleep?
16:11Huh?
16:13Well, you said we were asleep.
16:18I meant me.
16:19Just me.
16:21I used the royal we because...
16:24Because I'm the king of sleeping.
16:25You're so weird.
16:26You're so weird.
16:26You're cute.
16:28Here.
16:29Thanks.
16:31They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
16:33But shutting up is priceless.
16:35Oh, my God.
16:38So, what you got?
16:39Let's see what you got here.
16:41The sky was gray.
16:43The fog hung in the air.
16:47Don't be a dick.
16:48Don't be a dick.
16:49Don't be a dick.
16:51Would somebody turn out that bloody radio?
16:53I'm trying to work.
16:54Jesus.
17:02What's all this?
17:03All what?
17:05You...
17:05Careful.
17:07I got my hair done, do you mean?
17:10You like it?
17:11It's the latest.
17:12Donna says it takes ten years off.
17:14And what does it add on?
17:17What happened to careful?
17:18Mariani, what's going on?
17:26I got my pictures taken so I'd feel pretty.
17:29But then I saw my old modeling pictures when I was prettier.
17:31And lately I just feel so pack and old.
17:34So I got my hair done so I'd look younger.
17:36But I know it makes me look older.
17:38And...
17:39Well, now I just don't really give a flying freak.
17:41At least you had modeling days.
17:45Trying to write this damn book.
17:46I'm starting to realize I've never gone anywhere.
17:48I've never seen anything.
17:50All right, enough.
17:51For God's sake, stop your whining.
17:55I mean, you're both getting older, okay?
17:58I mean, that's just the way it is.
18:00Life.
18:01You know, one day you're going to look back.
18:04And believe it or not,
18:05this is going to be the time in your life
18:08that you wish you could get back.
18:10And you'll give everything you can
18:13for just one second of it,
18:15here and now, in this house,
18:17with the people that you love.
18:24You know what?
18:27These are the good old days.
18:37I'm going to wash me jeezly here.
18:40Kara, I need to tell you something.
18:56Thanks a lot.
18:57I came to you because I was getting bullied
18:59and now the whole school is talking about me.
19:01Saying I'm easy.
19:03I'm really sorry.
19:05It wasn't me.
19:05I thought we were friends.
19:08Kara, I...
19:09It felt like the only person who didn't know in school was Fox.
19:35And I had to keep it that way.
19:37I couldn't believe her own brother was blackmailing me.
19:40Jason, I know it's you.
19:42Give up before your sister sees.
19:44Sees what?
19:46This?
19:47No.
19:49It's not what it looks like.
19:51Really?
19:51Because to me, it looks like you're boning.
19:54For Fox, nothing happened.
20:00It's just a stupid photo.
20:03I've known about it the whole time.
20:05What?
20:14Well, they're too young to be getting into that.
20:16Look, nothing happened.
20:21It's just a picture.
20:23It doesn't mean anything.
20:24I'm not mad about the picture, dummy.
20:26I know nothing happened.
20:27You got no game.
20:29I mean, it took you three years to make a move on me.
20:31She knew me so well.
20:33I'm mad that you were running around like crazy
20:35trying to cover it up.
20:36It just makes you look guilty
20:38and me look like an idiot.
20:39Kara, too.
20:42You can talk to me.
20:43You know that, right?
20:43Yeah.
20:46Sorry.
20:48Don't do it again, dickhead.
20:52Here.
20:54But these photos weren't all bad.
21:05How's it coming along?
21:06Oh, there she is.
21:09You look beautiful.
21:10Can't be that bad, hmm?
21:16Okay, it is.
21:19There must be something salvageable in here.
21:22Hmm?
21:22No, no, no, that's private.
21:25I'm always the first one in to work.
21:28Not because I love my job,
21:30but because the sooner I get there,
21:31the sooner I get to go home.
21:33I've been married to my wife for 26 years
21:36and I love her more each day
21:39since I first laid eyes on her
21:41on June 16th, 1963 at 1700 hours.
21:46Oh, Mike.
21:49And why did I marry her?
21:51Because she was pregnant.
21:53Oh, my God.
21:54Drama.
22:07A picture doesn't always tell the whole story.
22:11The pictures we choose to frame
22:13don't always show us our true selves.
22:16Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
22:18Some pictures we take just for ourselves.
22:23Without someone to remember
22:24who the picture's of,
22:25it's just a moment trapped in a dusty frame.
22:30We're always smiling in pictures.
22:33But it's only the pictures
22:34in which the smiles are real
22:35that become memories.
22:37Don't hang your life on the wall.
22:39The past is in the past.
22:42All we really have is right now.
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