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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:11Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:14You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:26Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:43Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:05Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Ms. Morf, if they find us...
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:24There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28Ha, ha.
00:01:29Ain't mad at kids in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:33Pissing accomplished.
00:01:52Pissing accomplished.
00:01:52She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:09There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:12She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:14No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:20She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion, the Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:41He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:43He wants to kill me.
00:02:46Love.
00:02:46Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:55I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:12Another runaway bride.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:37Everything hurts.
00:03:40Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:43What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:48What am I doing here?
00:03:50I saved your life.
00:03:51Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:55Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:05Oh, you're awake.
00:04:07Thank God.
00:04:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:12Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:17No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:18What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:26What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:27What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:29Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:31You can do whatever you want.
00:04:32Just stay away from my grandma.
00:04:33You got it.
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:38What the hell?
00:04:39What the hell?
00:04:43Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:48Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56Oh!
00:05:04What?
00:05:06I'm alive.
00:05:07Wait.
00:05:07What?
00:05:08What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:12I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:14What did you do?
00:05:16You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:18You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21Okay, what did you do?
00:05:23My identity's complicated.
00:05:25If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:29Excuse me.
00:05:30I'm Blair Woods, heiress to the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:34Stranger?
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:38Oh, my God.
00:05:39You're completely insane.
00:05:40You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43I'll go back and tell them now.
00:05:44I changed my mind.
00:05:45The wedding's back on.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:48Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:50What?
00:05:50It's your choice.
00:05:51It's your choice.
00:05:53Him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice.
00:05:59Him or me.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Fine.
00:06:03But the second one comes back, we didn't divorce.
00:06:05Yo.
00:06:06I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:08What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:18Your jobs.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:23Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:24What are you doing?
00:06:31This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:33Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:36Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:38So.
00:06:39And you know what?
00:06:40Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:42I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, you're my loser.
00:06:46What the fuck?
00:06:48Blair, I'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence, okay?
00:06:54Well, your taste in men sucks.
00:06:58That's a coward.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03Okay, let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:07And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:09We'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
00:07:22Can we just like crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:25Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:28You know what?
00:07:28I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:41All right, 857.
00:07:46All right, what's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:49Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiance's.
00:07:51Oh, uh, uh...
00:07:54Can we...
00:07:56What did I call you?
00:07:57Is that your name?
00:07:58The Young Wolf.
00:07:59The Young Wolf.
00:08:01Uh-huh.
00:08:02Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yep.
00:08:06Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here, and...
00:08:08I'm not going to lie, this is when we might need to check open the neck cover.
00:08:11Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:14We're starting.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:29Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:31No.
00:08:32Oh, great.
00:08:32You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:42It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:44Stop whining.
00:08:45Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:50Stop whining.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:52My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:54Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:56Liam Lowell, do take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, through wealth, hardship,
00:09:03and everything in between?
00:09:04He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:11Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:14Rings?
00:09:16No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:21Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:23Wait.
00:09:24Watch out.
00:09:25God.
00:09:25Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:38Hey.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:48Hmm.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Oh, excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me an entire
00:09:57life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:01Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:05Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:08Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I, I know you only in my dreams and you come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know we're passionate.
00:10:19I really am a good kisser all night.
00:10:20I would be in the others forever.
00:10:22This ring is like insanely unique.
00:10:27I never pegged you for the, uh, classy-sentimental type.
00:10:32It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:36It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:38No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:39This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:40You should take it back.
00:10:40Oh, we're married.
00:10:42Cheers now.
00:10:44Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:46And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:52No.
00:10:53All right.
00:10:53Let's go home, husband.
00:11:03Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:04Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:24I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:26It's, like, totally what normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:33Follow me.
00:11:34So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:50Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Was it all just for show?
00:11:55Okay, well, then, by that same value, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:58No, forever is not that long.
00:12:00You could die any day.
00:12:01Wow, morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure?
00:12:04About this place?
00:12:05Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:08Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:16Softed little princess.
00:12:17You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home, are you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:26What, uh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:30What are you planning?
00:12:31Look, relax.
00:12:32All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it, and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like, what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:51I'm sorry.
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:55I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:01I'm sorry.
00:13:02I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:04I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:13Fast.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:27I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:28Okay, relax.
00:13:29Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:33You're my wife, girl.
00:13:34Wait a second.
00:13:38Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like, trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:48And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I would live in with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:58Go wash up.
00:13:59It's almost that time.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:01What?
00:14:02No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:12You get the couch.
00:14:13No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:15Don't you have any chivalrous ladies first?
00:14:17I am a secret agent, not a nice.
00:14:19Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:24For the record, this is my house.
00:14:27Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:29And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:33You take the bed.
00:14:35No funny business.
00:14:37Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:50Wait.
00:14:57No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:03What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:16What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:21What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:26Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:37Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:47Hmm.
00:15:49Hmm.
00:15:53Shit.
00:15:53Oh, God.
00:15:56This woman is terrified.
00:15:58What are you doing?
00:16:00Shit.
00:16:08Trust process.
00:16:12Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:15You're a good girl.
00:16:16Okay.
00:16:16Okay.
00:16:23Slay.
00:16:42Oh.
00:16:45Mom.
00:16:46I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look.
00:16:50You're finally getting good taste.
00:16:51Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:58No.
00:17:01I'll take everything.
00:17:03Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:05They're like $100 each.
00:17:08My treat.
00:17:16Okay.
00:17:17So, like, how does this work?
00:17:19All right.
00:17:20Put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:26Whoa.
00:17:31Hey.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:35Uh, don't move or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:42You're going to put that on you?
00:17:43No.
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:59Don't worry.
00:17:59You rinse it off when you shower.
00:18:01Oh.
00:18:01Shower?
00:18:02All right.
00:18:22No peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:27Ouch.
00:18:28Really much.
00:18:28Okay.
00:18:29Watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:32So many of them are even.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah.
00:18:55Um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:59Simple.
00:18:59Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:06Do you miss me or what?
00:19:08Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:11You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:14Mm-hmm.
00:19:16Figures.
00:19:17You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:19I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:21Muzz me up.
00:19:22And I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:23Uh, oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside and he said something about the mission.
00:19:32What?
00:19:32What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:37Shit.
00:19:42Wait, hold up.
00:19:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:43What are you doing?
00:19:44What is your problem?
00:19:45At least, on some underwear.
00:19:47Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:59I...
00:19:59Am I interrupting something?
00:20:04So, who's this?
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:24Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:32Uh, yesterday.
00:20:33Accident introduced me to the love of my life and, uh, just, we clicked instantly and,
00:20:41uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43It's not a problem.
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:52Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:55So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:01Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:02I'm straight.
00:21:04So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:08I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as hexter as you are.
00:21:13Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:20She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:23Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out
00:21:27the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Guess the point.
00:21:32Skip the filler.
00:21:34Hold on.
00:21:38Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:46Yeah.
00:21:47Yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:50Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:54Anyway, here's your newest hit.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:59Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:02Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:04You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the
00:22:11death challenges.
00:22:15Your wife or your life.
00:22:18Make your choice.
00:22:23Honey, one can wait.
00:22:24He'll take the job.
00:22:25That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent condition thing,
00:22:38right?
00:22:39No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:46Come on.
00:22:49Hello?
00:22:50Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:57You're so dead.
00:23:04Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:08Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:10I'm all in.
00:23:12Love with some feeling.
00:23:16Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:20Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23Love with some feeling.
00:23:25Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:34Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:38No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40Please.
00:23:41We truly love each other.
00:23:49Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love.
00:23:54I swear.
00:23:55Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:07We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:11We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:14But fine.
00:24:16If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:22Oh.
00:24:24Mia?
00:24:25Mia?
00:24:25Oh.
00:24:25Oh.
00:24:26Oh.
00:24:36How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:39Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:43You get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:45I thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:48No, just in case.
00:24:52That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:55The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57Lee did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:02Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, Grandma, but it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell,
00:25:15and even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:17you can walk away.
00:25:19So, love who you love.
00:25:24As for you,
00:25:27if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:33Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:25:49Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:11Where is he?
00:26:13Why is it taking him so long?
00:26:14Oh, my God, Liam.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Don't pass out.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:28What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but
00:26:30someone tagged me.
00:26:33Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:34Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:36That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:37No.
00:26:40That's it.
00:26:40We're going to the ER.
00:26:41No.
00:26:42No hospitals.
00:26:43It's too risky.
00:26:44You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:45I'll pass the wound myself.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:50Uh-huh.
00:26:58Liam.
00:27:01What day is it?
00:27:02Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:04while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:08Plot twist.
00:27:09So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:12You just got your period.
00:27:15Sorry, babe.
00:27:22Oh, wait.
00:27:23Here, breathe with me.
00:27:28What's your play here?
00:27:30I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32Are you holding my hands?
00:27:34Shh.
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36A study show that holding hands
00:27:38with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:41Even for fake couples?
00:27:45A study show that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:47actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:50Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:53Oh, and maybe you should
00:27:54stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:01So?
00:28:01Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:09Told you.
00:28:11Honestly, I don't normally
00:28:12cramp this bad.
00:28:13But I'm sure your super secret agent
00:28:14cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17But I sure don't miss you
00:28:18nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:22Why do you do it?
00:28:28Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:29The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:31It just seems like
00:28:32dangerous AF.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:37Is it her?
00:28:44Well,
00:28:44she looks
00:28:45really kind.
00:28:48She was.
00:28:49She taught me
00:28:52how to survive.
00:28:53Hmm.
00:28:56So this is how you
00:28:56got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:01And I won't
00:29:01disappoint her.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:05Is the evaluation
00:29:06going to get your spot back?
00:29:07No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:12What?
00:29:12No.
00:29:13No.
00:29:13Absolutely not.
00:29:14End of discussion.
00:29:15You're not doing it.
00:29:16I can't let you
00:29:17risk your life.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Well,
00:29:20besides me,
00:29:21who else is going to help you?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:25And all the other stuff,
00:29:26I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:27teach her.
00:29:28You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:29I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous
00:29:31this job is.
00:29:35Can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:40You're planning on
00:29:41doing your dirty work
00:29:42in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:44I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:47Non-negotiable.
00:29:48I'm fine.
00:29:59What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously just
00:30:01pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:03Why?
00:30:04Why did that make me feel
00:30:05weirdly happy?
00:30:07All right.
00:30:07Get it together, Liam.
00:30:09It was just a kiss.
00:30:09Oh, God.
00:30:22What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I kiss him?
00:30:26Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29Do I like him?
00:30:31And my love for you
00:30:33would never stop.
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second,
00:30:44I was thinking you're
00:30:44promoting me to my future husband.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:48Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment
00:30:49of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:50This is the whole point.
00:31:00That's just the table of contents.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02So just out of curiosity,
00:31:03is it too late to back out now?
00:31:05Forty-nine?
00:31:15Fifty?
00:31:17Okay, keep going.
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:20This plan isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:27Oh, damn.
00:31:31My bar is kind of hot.
00:31:31That's enough for today.
00:31:43I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:44Ugh.
00:31:45Oh, damn.
00:31:49My bar is kind of hot.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:52Hands to yourself.
00:31:54That's enough for today.
00:31:55I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:56Ugh.
00:31:57Baby, I need you back, I do.
00:31:58You know your body needs me, too.
00:32:00What are you doing now, come through?
00:32:02Okay, relax.
00:32:03That's your own body.
00:32:06When we switch back,
00:32:07I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:11A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Oh, God, don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character's not gonna be based on you.
00:32:15That's even worse.
00:32:18Anyway,
00:32:19after lunch,
00:32:20I have something special to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Uh, rare jewelry?
00:32:25Ancient Army Facts.
00:32:25Oh, I know.
00:32:27Uh, limited edition hair vest.
00:32:35My babies.
00:32:36Impressive, right?
00:32:38These are what you call babies?
00:32:40God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:44Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:46No.
00:32:47You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know which one's right.
00:32:49You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:57Well, then,
00:32:58pick a damn gun,
00:33:00dear husband.
00:33:01How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:10It's an M200.
00:33:11Longest range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:13But,
00:33:14it's bolt action.
00:33:15It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:22This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:29Oh.
00:33:31Raise your weapon.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:52Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:54Are you listening?
00:33:55Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Please.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:06Lesson one.
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:09Choose any target you want.
00:34:11I'm sorry,
00:34:12I'm just...
00:34:15So...
00:34:16Oh, my God.
00:34:19Wait.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:21That's Tasha.
00:34:22Pasta, my bestie.
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:25That is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:28Oh, my God.
00:34:28I'm going to text her later.
00:34:38Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40No.
00:34:41No, you're not.
00:34:42Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:52So,
00:34:52what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:56Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:58and stole her from me.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:03Do you know how hard I work
00:35:05to introduce you to that cash route?
00:35:07Do you have any idea
00:35:08how difficult it is
00:35:09to find someone so rich
00:35:10and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired
00:35:16of following her around
00:35:18like a lap dog.
00:35:19It's pathetic.
00:35:21Honey.
00:35:22Honey.
00:35:23Just stick with it
00:35:24a little longer.
00:35:26Do it for our baby.
00:35:28We need her money.
00:35:29I did everything for her.
00:35:43I gave her everything.
00:35:45When the mean girls bullied her
00:35:46at school,
00:35:47who confronted him?
00:35:48Me.
00:35:52And now she has the nerve
00:35:53to play dizzy face with me.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying
00:35:57for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset,
00:36:00why don't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:03You know what?
00:36:04I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:07They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:10They used me for my money
00:36:14and I'm not going to let somebody
00:36:15who betrayed me get off crazy.
00:36:20And now she has the nerve
00:36:22to ask me out?
00:36:24Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:35Let's play.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you
00:36:43giving them a reality check,
00:36:44but I am terrible with fond of them.
00:36:46Well, and I suck at being
00:36:46a secret agent,
00:36:47but you still owe me
00:36:48two favors, remember?
00:36:50Wow.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51So you're resorting
00:36:51to your husband
00:36:52to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go,
00:36:54dear husband.
00:36:55Where?
00:37:17I haven't been able
00:37:18to stop thinking about you
00:37:20since you left me
00:37:21at the engagement party.
00:37:22I get it.
00:37:23I messed up.
00:37:24And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just,
00:37:26I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:30And hey,
00:37:31I'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept with other men
00:37:36if you just get back with me.
00:37:39This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:44You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:53Her best friend.
00:37:54Oh.
00:37:55You mean the kind of best friend
00:37:56who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind of best friend
00:38:01that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:03That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:08No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:10I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record,
00:38:16I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20Yeah.
00:38:21Already married?
00:38:23Well,
00:38:24can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous
00:38:27and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know,
00:38:31she literally ran out
00:38:32on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this,
00:38:36this little ambush thing today?
00:38:38Is that all part of your master plan
00:38:39to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier
00:38:46than seeing her miserable.
00:38:49Oh, my God.
00:38:50I'm grateful for one girl to be.
00:38:53Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:57For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know
00:39:00what I did wrong.
00:39:01You leaving wrecked me
00:39:03and I just wanted you
00:39:04to give us another chance.
00:39:06What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:08God, what's next?
00:39:09You're going to say
00:39:09you have morning sickness
00:39:10because of me?
00:39:14Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:23Are you insane?
00:39:28You...
00:39:29You're making things up!
00:39:31Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:33Go home.
00:39:34Everyone, airdrops on.
00:39:36Just let me know if you want to go.
00:39:46You bitch!
00:39:48You spied on me!
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52You cheated, you lied,
00:39:54and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:57You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:59Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago,
00:40:01you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show your face again,
00:40:04I will put you back in the dirt
00:40:05every single fucking time.
00:40:11Both of you
00:40:12are going to regret this.
00:40:14You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:17Please.
00:40:17Please.
00:40:17Please.
00:40:17Please.
00:40:17Please.
00:40:17Please.
00:40:19Please.
00:40:19Please.
00:40:19Please.
00:40:19Please.
00:40:19Please.
00:40:20Please.
00:40:20Please.
00:40:20Please.
00:40:21Please.
00:40:21Please.
00:40:21Please.
00:40:22Please.
00:40:22Please.
00:40:23Please.
00:40:24Please.
00:40:24Please.
00:40:25Please.
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:32Oh, please.
00:40:33In my line of work,
00:40:34I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:39I don't think so.
00:40:43Whatever.
00:40:47Dammit!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:51Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:55I'm going to destroy Blair Woods' complete land.
00:40:56I'm going to destroy Blair Woods' complete land.
00:40:58I'm going to destroy Blair Woods' complete land.
00:41:05Oh, shit.
00:41:06Can you hear me of this?
00:41:08Hello?
00:41:09Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:10Something's gone down.
00:41:11Something's gone down.
00:41:12Okay.
00:41:14Bye.
00:41:15Jesus, come on.
00:41:16Thank God you're here.
00:41:17We've got a problem.
00:41:17Hey, besties.
00:41:18Today we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:19Let's get justice.
00:41:20What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:21Hey, besties.
00:41:22Today we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:27Let's get justice.
00:41:28What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:29This.
00:41:30This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:31What?
00:41:32That is impossible.
00:41:33Our face creams are made with all-natural products with no additives and we've never had a reaction
00:41:48to these things.
00:41:49You're all saying this, right?
00:41:50Thousands of hands.
00:41:51Indeed.
00:41:52I will kill you.
00:41:53So, what is this?
00:41:56I'm gonna be thinking about a service.
00:41:58additives and we've never had a reaction you're all saying this right thousands of you are watching
00:42:04don't let them dislike me fine if you claim this product did that i'll test it right now
00:42:11and if there's a reaction i'll double your compensation oh yeah go on enjoy this especially
00:42:18enhanced cream honey let me guess you were hoping i'd slather this sulfuric acid ice cream on my face
00:42:33and burn it off how the hell does she know run this to the lab compared to stock samples i want results
00:42:40what no i would never do something like this do you know how important a face is to an influencer
00:42:46i would never risk my own face just to frame you wait wait
00:43:00you dare question my wife's reputation nice sign that face rash is makeup are you serious
00:43:11attempted assault defamation fraud congratulations your career as an influencer
00:43:16is over the security no no no i'm so sorry i didn't mean to listen to stay no
00:43:35i'll admit you were surprisingly useful i know but something's bugging me how'd she get in here
00:43:42no clearance no invite it's weird right you might want to check for a mole within your company
00:43:53you clean that thing like a hundred times today are you still thinking about the mold
00:43:57someone let that liar waltz into your office that is not a rookie move
00:44:01i bet your ex-fiancé ethan's behind it
00:44:08you got proof both of you are gonna regret this you better watch your backs
00:44:13i call it a secret agent's hunch
00:44:21one day
00:44:24i'm gonna blow his brains out
00:44:25all right we're agents not assassins quit patting grab your jacket we're going out
00:44:31this place is nice you're not here to party secret agents hq
00:44:49you see that bartender over there he's gonna take you to marion she hands out the assignments
00:44:55wait you're not coming with me oh the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers so you'll have to go alone
00:45:02and just a heads up marion's a little obsessed
00:45:09of course she is you really have broken hearts everywhere huh relax never even touched you
00:45:15okay they're so messy
00:45:28Hey, Brady, you alone?
00:45:44Let me get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little fun.
00:45:52Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on, just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:58Do you want to play rock, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay, look, you have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:21I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:24And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:36Men are full of shit.
00:46:38Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess.
00:46:43This is about her?
00:46:44What?
00:46:45Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:57Excuse me, that is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Ray.
00:47:03Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:05She's a nobody.
00:47:09Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so.
00:47:16An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:21You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:33Right.
00:47:34Well, save your concern.
00:47:45Chief.
00:47:45Are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:51He's married Blair.
00:47:53It could compromise everything.
00:47:55Even better.
00:48:01That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:08Or breaks.
00:48:13You little bitch, you want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:19Oh.
00:48:26The Nighthawk?
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30My God.
00:48:31Are you deaf?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Mr. Nighthawk, please.
00:48:34I didn't know.
00:48:35I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:36I'm sorry.
00:48:37You know what?
00:48:38You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:40Yeah.
00:48:40I pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50No, you're okay.
00:49:00I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:01It's not your fault.
00:49:07I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:11It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:19Don't worry.
00:49:20From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:40Okay, careful.
00:49:42If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:47No, I...
00:49:48You...
00:49:48You're in my body.
00:49:50I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:52Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57There's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:05But we...
00:50:07I technically were already married, so...
00:50:11You could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:17It's not my way of living.
00:50:19Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:29Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:35Uh...
00:50:36Yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:39But...
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:42I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:52And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six.
00:51:00As a man.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02Um...
00:51:02No, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:04It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:06Oh, my God.
00:51:10I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:22Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:24Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on.
00:51:29I'm...
00:51:29I am not an international spy.
00:51:32This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's a mistake.
00:51:35No.
00:51:36You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:39We call it the X-Files.
00:51:41It's, uh...
00:51:42Fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:45Are you sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:51Ethan.
00:51:52Son of a...
00:51:53Bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:07Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:11It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:14Fine.
00:52:16Hey, let's play dirty.
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:19What's your plan?
00:52:20So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:32Well, that should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:35Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:41Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:43Miss.
00:52:45Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:58What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:00Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:03Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:05Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:09Do the right thing.
00:53:10Ethan, step down now.
00:53:12Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:21You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:25Blair.
00:53:26You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:28Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:34What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove them.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:38Remove them!
00:53:40Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:42We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:43What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:50We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:53Okay, well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company,
00:54:05making her the majority shareholder.
00:54:08And as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:19No, no, no.
00:54:20You see, I built this company from...
00:54:22Nothing!
00:54:23You cannot just take it from me!
00:54:25Buddy, take a long, hard looking mirror if you even have one.
00:54:29This company, I...
00:54:31My wife built it, and she gave it to you,
00:54:33and now she's taking it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing.
00:54:37We know about the little influencer.
00:54:39We've already filed a suit for credit for a competition,
00:54:41so get ready to be served.
00:54:43Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:45I worked my ass off to get here,
00:54:47and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:51Can't I have one?
00:54:52One damn thing without you killing it, too?
00:55:08Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:11I'm...
00:55:11I'm...
00:55:12I'm...
00:55:12I'm...
00:55:12I'm...
00:55:12I'm...
00:55:12As long as you're safe.
00:55:24Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:27I don't care if you have to drag your mind in chains.
00:55:29If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:48Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:50Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:52Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:54Come on, doc.
00:55:57Let's do this to love birds and privacy.
00:56:09Why did you take the hit from me?
00:56:15I mean, what if he died?
00:56:16What the hell would I do then?
00:56:27It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:31I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:33I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:35I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:03No way
00:57:07We switched back
00:57:09No way
00:57:12We switched back
00:57:15Liam
00:57:17Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:19We switched back
00:57:20I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:35I've waited too long
00:57:37It's gone, everything's gone
00:57:43You have to help me
00:57:44Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave you
00:57:50The order, this is on you
00:57:51So, if you want your little secret going public
00:57:54I suggest you help me
00:57:56Fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00This time, for good
00:58:02How are you feeling?
00:58:11Do you want something?
00:58:15Do you need something?
00:58:17Didn't she say olden hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:22Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:23It turns out
00:58:24If you're somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:27Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:30It turns out
00:58:32If you're somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:34Okay, well, since you're so into me
00:58:43Um, I guess you can stay my husband for a little longer
00:58:49You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:58:59I mean, this whole
00:59:01Body switch nonsense happened
00:59:04But
00:59:04Somehow I switched back
00:59:08I guess prayers really do work
00:59:11Um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:18Wow
00:59:28The infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:32It's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:34Almost
00:59:36Can you not
00:59:37What do you want?
00:59:40Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam
00:59:45How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:48He's right
00:59:49As long as she's with me
00:59:50She'll always be in danger
00:59:52God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:04You know, I do have to break up this little soap opera
01:00:06But you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:09Um, I'm gonna just...
01:00:11You guys talk
01:00:12What?
01:00:20Spit it out
01:00:21Just a heads up, Liam
01:00:23You blew up the mission
01:00:25You pissed off the client
01:00:26Glory's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:28I'm just saying
01:00:30Watch your back
01:00:33Understood
01:00:35But no one's touching Blair
01:00:37Not now, not ever
01:00:49All this fuss
01:00:50For a girl
01:00:51For a girl
01:00:51You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird long enough
01:00:57They start to think that they can fly
01:00:59All on their own
01:01:01I'm sorry, man
01:01:03Save it
01:01:04Go take your punishment
01:01:06This Blair Woods
01:01:13Has to die
01:01:15Hey, Clean
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:25Want to have some fun?
01:01:27Okay, cool
01:01:28Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:33You can finally relax a bit
01:01:35I'm not going
01:01:36Figures
01:01:38Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap
01:01:41Real husband material, huh?
01:01:46We should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:47What are you talking about?
01:01:53That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back
01:01:57We call it
01:01:58Fine
01:02:01It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:08Cheers
01:02:20You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen your husband
01:02:26Come on
01:02:28Bring him out tonight
01:02:30No, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:32We're going to get divorced soon
01:02:33Yeah, but you still like him, though
01:02:36I mean
01:02:38I
01:02:39Then go for it
01:02:41Playing it safe is never your style
01:02:43Wait, no, girl
01:02:47You are wasted
01:02:49I'm calling a cab
01:02:50No
01:02:51No, come on
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:54Please
01:02:55You can go out whenever you want
01:02:57It's not like your husband's going to stop you
01:02:59You don't have to say it like that
01:03:01Oh, my God
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:22Oh, my God
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Where?
01:03:29Who's this?
01:03:30I'm her husband
01:03:30Nice to meet you
01:03:33Damn, Blair
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:37He looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:39Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:43Seriously?
01:03:44Damn, girl
01:03:45You are so lucky
01:03:46What does he do?
01:03:49Um
01:03:49He's
01:03:51A model
01:03:52Yeah
01:03:53He's a model
01:03:54I knew it
01:03:55Come on
01:03:56Show us some photos
01:03:57No, no
01:03:59Another time
01:03:59I promise
01:04:00But tonight
01:04:00I'm going to steal my wife away from me
01:04:02Because she's a little drunk
01:04:03What?
01:04:03No
01:04:04Bye, Blair
01:04:06Come back soon
01:04:08Jeez, okay
01:04:13Slow down
01:04:14No, you're going too fast
01:04:16You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:19Yeah
01:04:19Thanks, though
01:04:22Thanks for what?
01:04:25For picking me up
01:04:26Even though you ignored my calls
01:04:28Asshole
01:04:29Well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:31Just breathe
01:04:38Yeah
01:04:39And we'll put you right here
01:04:43You okay?
01:04:48Thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:51Wait here
01:04:52Ew
01:04:53Ew
01:04:53Ew
01:04:53Ew
01:04:54Ew
01:04:55Ew
01:04:56Ew
01:04:57Ew
01:04:58Ew
01:04:59Ew
01:05:00Ew
01:05:02Ew
01:05:03Ew
01:05:04Ew
01:05:05Ew
01:05:06Ew
01:05:07Ew
01:05:08Ew
01:05:09What the hell?
01:05:11If you scream
01:05:12I'll kill you
01:05:13To be dead
01:05:22Blair!
01:05:24Blair!
01:05:28Why didn't you cry?
01:05:29Why didn't you cry?
01:05:33To be damned
01:05:40To be damned
01:05:41To be damned
01:05:42That'll come
01:05:42To be damned
01:05:43Well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:55Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:57I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:06:00That look, I hate that look.
01:06:05It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:07Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:08Well, you are just a parasit living off of one of the success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:16Cute. Very cute. Keep running your mouth, Blair. You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:24You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:30Nice.
01:06:31Well, you want to know something fun, Blair? Do you?
01:06:35I don't even want you dead. Someone else does.
01:06:39You made enemies, babe. Big ones.
01:06:44Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location. Use every connection you have. No screw-ups.
01:06:52But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:03Oh, you are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:11A jam. Perfect. A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:17Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:28Hey, Blair.
01:07:29Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:46You okay?
01:07:48You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:50I was scared.
01:07:53Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:55But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:58I'm not going to let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:04My turn.
01:08:19Who sent you?
01:08:20I'll tell you.
01:08:22You were in way over your head.
01:08:24Ah, fine.
01:08:32I'll tell you.
01:08:33I'll tell you.
01:08:35It was the agency.
01:08:37You know?
01:08:38The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:42And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:45What?
01:08:45What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:49Stay behind me.
01:09:05Nice, Liam.
01:09:06Still sharp.
01:09:08Just as I trained you.
01:09:09Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:23Aesthetic.
01:09:24Oh?
01:09:25Sorry.
01:09:27Long time no see, Blair.
01:09:32You're looking more than I like your father all the time.
01:09:35Trust me.
01:09:36That is not a compliment.
01:09:37I don't know.
01:09:39My father.
01:09:42Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:43I'm Gloria.
01:09:45Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:54Gloria, what are you talking about?
01:09:59Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:02She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:05Don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:07I just think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And then little old witch is next.
01:10:14You mean that my father's death wasn't your accident?
01:10:17No.
01:10:18No.
01:10:21He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:24The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:33Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:35So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:50I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:54Not even you.
01:10:55Fine.
01:10:57Then you will die with her.
01:10:58What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:22Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:24You're breathing the same night that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:35That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:39Whoever.
01:11:40Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:43But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:45I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:47You really are my finest creation.
01:11:56Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:58I don't care.
01:12:00I'm rewarded with mine.
01:12:02And it will crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:05Well, I'm not your weapon, Liam.
01:12:06If you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you got.
01:12:09Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:35She never stopped loving you.
01:12:37You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:42Why?
01:12:43After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:48Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:54Glory Woods, drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:58Hands up in the air.
01:13:00Turn around slowly.
01:13:01Don't reach for anything.
01:13:02Drop the weapon now.
01:13:06Hands up top of your head.
01:13:08That movie.
01:13:10Don't resist, lady.
01:13:11Turn around.
01:13:12She's reaching herself.
01:13:13Okay.
01:13:14Stand back.
01:13:16What do I say?
01:13:17I swear I will kill them both.
01:13:19Gloria, stop.
01:13:21Your brother.
01:13:22He died trying to save you.
01:13:25You think he abandoned you?
01:13:27Gloria, no.
01:13:28He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours.
01:13:31Ten million dollars just to keep you safe.
01:13:35He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:40And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:46You're lying.
01:13:50You're just saying, Mr. Trent.
01:13:51See her?
01:13:53I'm not falling for it.
01:13:55Enough!
01:14:01This ends here.
01:14:06You're under arrest.
01:14:07Put your hands behind me.
01:14:07No!
01:14:08No, get off of me!
01:14:09Stop it!
01:14:10Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell out of me!
01:14:11Don't do you!
01:14:14Put it over me!
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:26Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:32Source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:37Bea.
01:14:40How did you find her?
01:14:41You're a good people.
01:14:44Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:47I'm just checking his top tier.
01:14:51Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:54Aren't you angry?
01:14:58I was.
01:15:00But, um...
01:15:03I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:05Because I'm done.
01:15:07Karen.
01:15:07Karen.
01:15:08From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:20Wow.
01:15:22Beautiful.
01:15:24Okay, just eat it.
01:15:25I made it with love.
01:15:26Okay, so, uh...
01:15:28Forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now.
01:15:30Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so, what I'm hearing is you want me to feed you.
01:15:37Mm-hmm.
01:15:38Okay.
01:15:43You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:47You.
01:15:47Blair wins.
01:16:01You know what I mean?
01:16:06Again?
01:16:08But for real to say.
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:10Yeah.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:14Yeah.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:17Yeah.
01:16:18Yeah.
01:16:19Yeah.
01:16:20Yeah.
01:16:21Yeah.
01:16:22Yeah.
01:16:23Yeah.
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:25Yeah.
01:16:26Yeah.
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:33Yeah.
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:35Yeah.
01:16:36Yeah.
01:16:37Yeah.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:42Yeah.
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