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00:00It looks good.
00:14Yeah, I know. I cleaned it.
00:18It looks good to the eye.
00:20Let's see how the glove feels.
00:22Do you own a pair of those just for this,
00:25or are you half a mime also?
00:30Either you clean all the dirt,
00:36or the dirt is white.
00:41You know, Steve, I can't help but notice
00:44you seem to be enjoying the fact
00:45that we have a health inspection today.
00:49He loves it.
00:51He calls health inspectors
00:52gods that walk among us.
00:56When other people run away from dirt,
00:58they run towards it.
01:01And now, if you'll excuse me,
01:03there's a kitchen awaiting the white glove.
01:10You don't need to slam the door.
01:12It's clean.
01:26Emmett, you know how bad it can be
01:27if we don't pass with flying colors.
01:29So I'm asking you, please,
01:32let me deal with this like a professional.
01:36Bobby, Emmett's standing in my way!
01:39What's going on out here?
01:40Emmett's clean blocking me.
01:43I don't want Steve judging my kitchen.
01:45Bad enough I have to put up
01:46with Inspector Watts' face later on.
01:50Hank, I thought you liked him.
01:52He's always coming in here saying
01:54so-and-so traded for so-and-so
01:55for some sports reason.
01:57I don't like him.
01:59You're the one that likes him.
02:01We get along, that's all.
02:03Well, he'd like to do a lot more
02:04than get along with you.
02:05Oh, I get it.
02:09Emmett's jealous.
02:10This is cute.
02:12Ooh.
02:13I mean, not that look,
02:14but the situation.
02:17Is that right?
02:18Is that why you're acting like such a butt?
02:22I've seen how he looks at you.
02:23Oh, grow up.
02:25This is a business, not a playground.
02:27Well, good thing for Hank,
02:28or I'd take him out behind the monkey bars.
02:30I hated when Mom and Dad
02:33fight on Christmas morning.
02:36Wow.
02:37Who knew my two favorite people
02:39could make such a weird vibe?
02:42Well, he's acting like an idiot.
02:44It's embarrassing.
02:45Well, why are you smiling?
02:48Emma?
02:51I found a popcorn machine
02:53for Isabella's movie night.
02:56Ah-ah!
02:56Gabby, what are you doing?
02:58I found a popcorn machine
03:00for Isabella's movie night.
03:03I thought what I said was pretty clear.
03:06No, we have health inspection today.
03:09We can't take a chance
03:10on this old thing giving us a bad grade.
03:12Oh, I do hate poor grades,
03:14as we know.
03:17Well, don't you worry.
03:19I have cleaned this baby
03:21inside and out.
03:23I even got all the gunk
03:25out from the back.
03:26Ah!
03:28Oh!
03:30Ah!
03:31Ah!
03:32Ah!
03:33Okay, that was that squeaking.
03:37Yeah.
03:38I can't believe I wasted
03:40so much time
03:40oiling those wheels.
03:41Sometimes it feels like
03:46a big old fight
03:47to get through the day
03:50and sleep on through the night.
03:52But here you'll find a place
03:54that'll surely lift your spirits.
03:58You belong in Hatbeet's place.
04:00I found it.
04:02I found it.
04:04Oh, the mouse?
04:06No, the bracelet
04:07that my daughter made for me.
04:09Keep slipping off.
04:11I have thin wrists.
04:13Come on, guys, focus.
04:15We gotta find this critter.
04:16That's right, people.
04:17Okay, no disasters on our watch.
04:19Let's go.
04:21You know what?
04:22Maybe we're looking at this all wrong.
04:24I mean, what if the mouse
04:25turns out to be a great chef?
04:28Like in Ratatouille.
04:30That's a great movie.
04:33One that kids and adults cry at.
04:35First of all, that was a rat.
04:39The movie was not called Mouseatouille.
04:42And could everybody please
04:44stop these idiotic conversations?
04:47Bobby, look, I know you're stressed,
04:49but Gabby really is just trying to help.
04:52Why don't you go relax
04:53and let me be the calm,
04:54measured leader we need to...
04:56Ah! It's just running over my foot!
04:57Oh!
04:58Don't worry!
04:59Are you crazy enough
05:00that they explode?
05:03Okay, all right.
05:03It is a mouse!
05:05You are a baby
05:07and you are a monster!
05:10Okay, nobody panic.
05:11I just need a tiny syringe
05:12filled with knockout juice.
05:13Oh, you can't stab a mouse, Gabby!
05:16It's for you, Isabella!
05:19Okay, knock it off.
05:22Do you understand
05:22how devastating this will be
05:24for the restaurant?
05:25Oh, Isabella.
05:28Me?
05:29No.
05:30I'm fine.
05:31I just touched it
05:32and that's not how you get diseases from it
05:33because I just touched it.
05:34Okay.
05:35Guys, get it together.
05:38Hank will be here any second
05:39and if he sees that mouse,
05:41it's over.
05:42Goodbye A rating
05:43and hello bankruptcy!
05:46Well, you do kind of have
05:47an ace in the hole.
05:48What are you talking about?
05:49I mean, Emmett did say
05:51Hank likes you.
05:52No.
05:52Yes.
05:53No.
05:54Yes, that's right.
05:55Okay, Ari, what are we getting
05:57so worked up about?
05:59We don't need a mouse trap.
06:01We got ourselves a honey trap.
06:05I can't flirt with another man.
06:07I'm in a relationship.
06:09Well, to be fair,
06:10you weren't great flirting with men
06:12out of a relationship.
06:15I don't like it either, Bobby,
06:16but if it's that
06:17or shut down the restaurant,
06:19how can you not?
06:20Fine.
06:24Where are you going?
06:25To the kitchen,
06:25which I now call
06:26the baby's room.
06:38This thing with Bobby,
06:40I'm being an ass, aren't I?
06:41Yes.
06:43You can take a minute
06:45to think about it.
06:46Emmett,
06:46Bobby's the most considerate
06:48person I know.
06:49She would never do anything
06:50to make someone feel bad.
06:51At least of all, you.
06:53Thank you, Michael Jackson.
06:57Hey, Steve,
06:58can we have a minute, please?
06:59Of course.
07:00I'll just
07:01beat it.
07:10Listen, Emmett.
07:11No, let me start.
07:12Please.
07:13Okay?
07:14I'm sorry.
07:16It doesn't matter
07:17how Hank acts.
07:18It only matters
07:19how you do,
07:20and I know
07:20you will be
07:21100% professional.
07:27Oh, boy.
07:29What is it?
07:30Well, there's
07:30a little incident
07:31that's happening
07:31out at the bar.
07:32Ah!
07:36That Steve
07:37just found out about.
07:40Gabby let a mouse loose,
07:41and it's running
07:42around everywhere.
07:43Well, what can I do?
07:44What do you need from me?
07:45Well, here's the
07:46interesting part.
07:48I need you to be okay
07:50with me flirting with Hank.
07:56Uh-huh.
07:57See, we need to keep
07:57Hank distracted,
07:58and if something goes wrong,
08:00he needs to cut us
08:01some slack on the inspection.
08:04Uh-huh.
08:07It won't mean anything.
08:08It's just something
08:08I have to do
08:09for the business.
08:10I just need to know,
08:11are you okay with that?
08:13Uh-huh.
08:15I'm sorry.
08:16Was that second word
08:17a huh or a no?
08:19No, I'm not okay with it.
08:21Got to be a better way.
08:23Well, there's not.
08:24And I was hoping
08:25you'd be mature enough
08:26to realize I need
08:27to do this for the tavern.
08:28Are you seriously
08:29asking me to be okay?
08:31To let my girlfriend
08:32flirt with another man?
08:34Why not?
08:35It's not like
08:35we're going on a date.
08:37It's not going to be real.
08:38Well, he doesn't know that.
08:40So what?
08:41So everything.
08:45Oh, gee,
08:46I never thought of it that way.
08:48Thanks, Emmett,
08:49for opening my eyes.
08:51Look,
08:52if you don't understand
08:54that that bothers me,
08:55I can't explain it to you.
08:57No, no, I got it.
08:58So everything.
09:01Yep.
09:03Clear as a bell.
09:04Are you being sarcastic?
09:08Yes, I'm being sarcastic!
09:16Oh, hey.
09:17So, how'd it go with Emmett?
09:19Oh, we shared our feelings
09:21and he cried while I held him.
09:25Really?
09:25No.
09:29Oh, sorry,
09:30we're closed this morning
09:30for health inspection?
09:32I know.
09:33I'm Monica Ulrich.
09:34Department of Health.
09:35Badge number 168.
09:38You're not, Hank.
09:40I know.
09:42Monica Ulrich.
09:44Department of Health.
09:45Badge number 168.
09:48I don't understand.
09:49Where's Hank?
09:51Hank was fired
09:52for letting some owners slide
09:54because he liked them.
09:58Lost his pension, too.
09:59Got off easy, if you ask me.
10:07Shall we proceed?
10:12I think she killed Hank.
10:20Have I told you how happy we are
10:22that you're here?
10:23Mm-hmm.
10:23Well, we are.
10:24Because we're happy, happy, happy.
10:27You have to a suspicious degree.
10:31What?
10:32No.
10:34I'm just glad that a sister
10:35is doing so great in the world.
10:38We have to stick together.
10:39Am I right?
10:40You're not.
10:41Okay.
10:41Oh, I've never seen anyone
10:45take this much time
10:46inspecting a bar.
10:48Is that a problem?
10:50Well, if you have a problem
10:51making me so rude.
10:58Okay, these bar mats
10:59are properly placed,
11:00but I want you to make sure
11:01to clean underneath them
11:02after every shift.
11:03Aye, aye, captain.
11:04I'm not a captain.
11:10I'm the health inspector.
11:11Badge number 168.
11:13I know.
11:16Oh.
11:21What are you doing?
11:23Ah, fanning.
11:25Woo!
11:26I get hot flashes.
11:29Better.
11:30Oh, hello.
11:31What's this?
11:34Got a piece of trash here
11:35that looks like
11:36it's been chewed by something.
11:38Oh, that's me.
11:39I'm a...
11:40I'm a...
11:41uh...
11:41paper chewer.
11:44I had a menu for breakfast.
11:49Oh, Bobby.
11:53I'm trying to quit.
11:55I'm down two napkins a day.
12:00Okay, this cannot be as hard
12:02as we're making it.
12:04How did Tom catch Jerry?
12:07He didn't.
12:09That was the whole point
12:11of that cartoon.
12:13Okay, you know,
12:14why are you giving me attitude?
12:15Because you brought in a rodent.
12:17Yeah, which I would have
12:18already caught by now
12:19if you hadn't jumped on a chair
12:20like a 1950s housewife.
12:24That was fight or flight.
12:25Oh, okay.
12:25That was instinctual, okay?
12:28But I am a boss
12:30and I will solve this problem.
12:37There he is.
12:39Oh, shh.
12:41Shh, shh, shh.
12:42Shh, shh, shh, shh.
12:43Shh, shh, shh.
12:44Okay, okay, okay.
12:46Here we go, here we go.
12:47Oh, it's so much worse up close.
12:55Look at how tiny its body is.
12:57Oh, wow, are all its organs in there?
13:01Gabby, Gabby, take it.
13:03Okay, all right.
13:04Shh, shh.
13:06Huh?
13:08Ever caught Jerry, huh?
13:11Oh, shaka Khan!
13:23Really?
13:24It's the boss's chair.
13:26I can sit in it.
13:27You can't possibly be this interested in hygiene.
13:42I have a little vacuum to clean my big vacuum.
13:48Hey, Bobby.
13:49Emmett said he'd need to see you right away.
13:51Now?
13:51What for?
13:52Mm-hmm.
13:54Fine.
13:55Guard the door in case that mouse comes out.
13:57And do what?
14:03What is it?
14:05Is Hank going to be out there much longer?
14:08Because I need to use the bathroom.
14:12Seriously?
14:12You are being such a child.
14:14Well, this child needs to go wee-wee.
14:19I don't have time to deal with your hurt feelings.
14:21And for your information, Hank got fired.
14:24And the new health inspector is a nightmare.
14:27It's not Hank?
14:29Who is it?
14:34Monica?
14:37Is it?
14:40You get over here.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:42You get over here.
14:43You get over here.
14:44Let me take a look at you.
14:46Yes, we are here.
14:46Woo-hoo!
14:47Woo-hoo!
14:49Emmett Hawkins!
14:50Oh, I always wondered what happened to you.
14:54Hey, you know, the barbecue place went under three months after you left.
14:57No.
14:58I guess nobody does ribs like Big E.
15:02Oh, he remembered.
15:04That's nice.
15:06Big E.
15:08Oh, yes.
15:09Nicknames for each other, didn't we, Little M?
15:11We did.
15:11Yeah.
15:13Those aren't nicknames.
15:14Those are initials.
15:16That's true.
15:17That's true.
15:17But I also used to call him Hot Sauce.
15:19Oh, that's cute.
15:22Around here, we just call him Sir Fartalot.
15:27Um, excuse me.
15:28We're in the middle of an inspection, and I've been looking forward to this for a year.
15:32Ah, you heard the man.
15:33Get away from each other.
15:35Come on.
15:36Don't do that.
15:38Nicky is in the clubhouse.
15:41I repeat, Nicky is in the clubhouse.
15:46You deal with the clubhouse, I gotta keep an eye on the henhouse.
15:52Go ahead.
15:54I got this.
15:57It's for the tavern, right?
15:58Hmm.
16:00If you keep winking like that, you're gonna be Little E.
16:07Okay, make this quick.
16:09Somebody's trying to steal my hot sauce out there.
16:12Just stares at me and flexes its tiny hands and fingernails.
16:17Why are they like that?
16:19I don't know.
16:20Maybe we can ask him when we catch him.
16:24Okay, I need someone else to help me trap the mouse.
16:28And currently, Isabella is...
16:29I'm sorry, is this fight or flight?
16:33Leave me alone.
16:35All right, all right, Bobby, we need to get rid of this little intruder.
16:39Yes, we do.
16:40The intruder has to go.
16:42You think you can just come in here and take what's mine?
16:46Bobby, it's a mouse.
16:47It probably doesn't speak English.
16:49Hey, you know what?
16:51Grab that box over there, okay?
16:53All right.
16:53Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
16:54You fancy man.
16:55Okay.
16:55Around the other side.
16:56Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
16:57All right.
16:58Game over, Little E.
16:59Fencing, fencing, bringing in.
17:02Oh.
17:03Oh.
17:05And that's how you catch a mouse.
17:09That's not funny.
17:11Okay, it's all clear.
17:15Where's Big E and Little Liam?
17:16They went to inspect the kitchen.
17:19Alone?
17:20Yeah.
17:21I lost her.
17:24I'm sure they're keeping it professional.
17:29Oh, gosh, I missed this.
17:32Take this.
17:33You're a nut.
17:36What's going on in here?
17:38Ah!
17:39What's going on out there?
17:43Okay.
17:47Would it make it any better if I told you it was my emotional support mouse?
17:52I'm sorry I dropped the box, Bobby, and then I screamed and the mouse ran away.
18:03It's just, I heard its little fingernails skittering around inside.
18:07Why are they like that?
18:09Oh, right?
18:11That's okay, Steve.
18:12I shouldn't have ever given that box to you.
18:16I'll let my emotions override my common sense.
18:19I'm sorry I snapped at you, Gabby.
18:23I know you really were just trying to help.
18:26Mice just kind of freaked me out.
18:28I picked up on that.
18:32And I'm sorry, too.
18:35I shouldn't have mocked your fear of mice.
18:38I'm afraid of silence.
18:42I'm sorry, too.
18:44What for?
18:45I don't know.
18:46I just want to be part of the group.
18:49And here we go.
18:53All right.
18:53Give me the bad news.
18:54How many days you shutting us down for?
18:57None.
18:58Aside from the kitchen fire extinguisher being low, everything looks good here.
19:02But what about the mouse?
19:05It's an old building.
19:06They have mice.
19:07Just put out a few traps and I'll be back next week for a follow-up.
19:10That's it?
19:14To think I ever loved you.
19:19See you later, Biggie!
19:21Good to see you, Monica.
19:23Thanks for being an ally.
19:28I'm not an ally.
19:29I'm Monica Ulrich, Department of Health, batch number 168.
19:43Well, that didn't turn out so bad after all.
19:46Well, I'm glad y'all are all happy, but this ain't over yet.
19:50Good to see you.
20:20Bobby, I've never had much luck when it comes to relationships.
20:24Why?
20:26A lot of reasons.
20:27Every time I thought something was too good to be true,
20:32it turns out I was right.
20:35And this?
20:37This is almost perfect.
20:40Hmm.
20:42Come here.
20:42You make me feel like a teenager again.
20:50Right down to the stupid parts.
20:54And I'm not gonna let anything or anybody take that away from us.
20:59Ditto.
21:00Hmm.
21:00Hmm.
21:03What did you mean by almost perfect?
21:05Well, I was pretty embarrassed how you acted in front of Monica.
21:12Then why are you smiling?
21:15Am I?
21:20Mouse!
21:24Oh, I am gonna love this.
21:27No, you wish.
21:31No, no.
21:34I have to cry.
21:44I have to cry.
21:50It Pinkلة.
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