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Fake It Till You Date It
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00:00Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's top most bangable in the list in three years running. He's so fine.
00:10Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:12Today's the student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:16So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:19Xavier, scholarship kid, PG. Still fit though? Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you.
00:25Bit of a loner?
00:26Never heard of him.
00:27I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:32Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:37Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:41You okay?
00:45Yeah, I'm fine.
00:48Not even a thank you.
00:50At least tell me your name.
00:53It's not important.
00:53Okay.
00:57That is Xavier Miller.
01:01All right, Xavier.
01:02I'll see you at the debate.
01:08All right, let's begin.
01:09The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:12Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:15Are you accusing my father of corruption?
01:20Just stating the facts.
01:21Uh, we're gonna take a quick five-minute recess.
01:25Here's another fact, genius.
01:27That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
01:30So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
01:33$10.
01:59$10.
02:01What the actual fuck?
02:16That was unexpected.
02:18Did Alex just kiss that dude?
02:20I thought you had a games.
02:22Hey, you good?
02:24I want everything on him.
02:26And I mean everything.
02:28Yeah.
02:31I just sold the damn house.
02:41What?
02:43You had no right.
02:44That's all Mom left us.
02:45Where will we live now?
02:46You want to see your old man get beaten to death by Lumb Sharks?
02:51I need the money.
02:53How about quitting the foods and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
02:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
03:05Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
03:07I hear you laughing when I see you smile.
03:17You know that you're my everything.
03:23Whatever this is, make it quick.
03:25I want you to be my boyfriend.
03:39What?
03:40Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
03:43A contract?
03:44Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
03:47Real romantic, Watson.
03:49Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
03:53You see, you clearly need money.
03:55And I need to fix my reputation.
03:58And well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
04:02You investigated me?
04:04It's more like damage control.
04:06You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix it.
04:10If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
04:15Hell no.
04:17No, no, no.
04:18You see, this is just business.
04:24Duration?
04:25Tell the election's over.
04:34Keep it professional, Watson.
04:35Don't get any ideas.
04:37Don't you worry.
04:41Feelings aren't on the menu.
04:57When the games begin,
04:59we're a friend.
05:07No one's watching us.
05:08You can drop the act now.
05:09You should probably tell your heart rate that.
05:10Jumping like crazy in there.
05:11Whatever.
05:12I'm leaving.
05:13Did I say you could leave?
05:14We have a frat party to hit.
05:15It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
05:17Is this part of the PR system too?
05:18Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
05:20How is it?
05:21Let's make it believable.
05:22Hey, look out!
05:23It's not going to happen.
05:24It's not going to happen.
05:25It's not going to happen.
05:26It's not going to happen.
05:27It's not going to happen.
05:28It's not going to happen.
05:29It's not going to happen.
05:30It's not going to happen.
05:31It's not going to happen.
05:32It's not going to happen.
05:33It's not going to happen.
05:34We're going to sell this relationship.
05:35How is it?
05:36Let's make it believable.
05:37Hey, look out!
05:38It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend!
05:40Watson, you know what that means, right?
05:42Then he'll teach you.
05:45Let's go!
05:46Alright, boys.
05:47Rules are simple.
05:48Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
05:49No hands allowed.
05:50No dropping.
05:56Do we really have to do this?
05:58Are you scared?
06:04Technically, this is not sanitary.
06:05Technically, this is not sanitary.
06:26No, what?
06:27That wasn't bad.
06:28You pushed me deep.
06:29What the hell is wrong with you?
06:34We need people to buy this, right?
06:44What's that?
06:45Extra credit homework?
06:46Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry.
06:48Voters aren't convinced.
06:52Well...
06:53Propotip genius.
06:54Kissing with your eyes open.
06:56It's a debt giveaway.
06:57You just ruined our chemistry reference.
07:07Voters want sparks, not stats.
07:10And, uh, Mark set up that whole livestream thing,
07:12so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
07:14You didn't think they asked me first?
07:16The contract clearly states you did what I say.
07:19Oh, why don't you guys get the load of this?
07:22A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
07:24What?
07:27Hey.
07:28It's got you so worked up, huh?
07:32You need a shower.
07:34Fine.
07:35But you're joining me.
07:36I'm just gonna livestream the whole thing.
07:38It's time to showcase those acting chops.
07:52Come on, grab me a towel.
07:53You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
07:55I can walk out naked.
07:56Bye.
07:57What?
07:58Watch the shower all of a sudden.
07:59Have a quick look if you want.
08:00Maybe, uh...
08:01A little touch?
08:02Might gonna stop you?
08:03By popular demand, you asked, and we answered.
08:04Question number one.
08:05What?
08:06What?
08:07What's the shower all of a sudden?
08:08Can I have a quick look if you want?
08:09Maybe, uh...
08:10A little touch?
08:11Might gonna stop you?
08:13Might gonna stop you.
08:30By popular demand, you asked, and we answered.
08:32Question number one.
08:33What was your first impression of each other?
08:35He's loud.
08:36Seriously.
08:37Well, my first impression of him was...
08:39Who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
08:42It was harsh.
08:43I gotta admit, but...
08:44Boy, was it cute.
08:45Still loud.
08:46Question number two.
08:48What's your favorite thing about each other?
08:50Um...
08:51I don't know.
08:52A sense of responsibility, maybe?
08:53Thanks.
08:54Well, my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers.
08:57Excuse me?
08:59Long.
09:00Elegant.
09:01Very skillful.
09:02Alright, next question.
09:03Next question is...
09:04Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
09:12What?
09:13What?
09:14What?
09:15What?
09:16What?
09:17What?
09:18Guys.
09:19Major problem.
09:20Someone leaked a contract?
09:21Everyone knows you're faking.
09:26Oh my god.
09:27Did y'all see this?
09:28They signed a freaking contract?
09:29Yes.
09:30I thought they were gold.
09:31What?
09:32Damn!
09:33The final debate is in three days.
09:35If we don't turn this around fast, you're finished.
09:37Yeah, I know, Mark!
09:38I already got people tracing the hack.
09:39Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
09:42Oh god.
09:44Okay, so...
09:45What are our options, huh?
09:46Everyone's seen the contract by now.
09:48There's no denying it.
09:50Unless...
09:51Unless...
09:52What?
09:56Unless we make it real.
09:57Xavier, I...
09:58I don't care.
09:59If the contract was fake.
10:00All I know is at some point, it stopped being pretend to me.
10:01I couldn't stand you at first.
10:02Typical quarterback.
10:03Arrogant.
10:04Fooled yourself.
10:05Then I saw you after practice.
10:06Posting yourself harder than everyone else.
10:07And I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates.
10:08And when you put me?
10:09In class?
10:10Xavier, I...
10:11Do you honestly think I've been faking this the whole time?
10:12Do you honestly think I've been faking this the whole time?
10:13No.
10:14The hacker broke into your laptop.
10:15The whole school is watching this the whole time.
10:16No.
10:17No.
10:18No.
10:19No.
10:20No.
10:21No.
10:22No.
10:23No.
10:24No.
10:25No.
10:26No.
10:27No.
10:28No.
10:29No.
10:30No.
10:31No.
10:32No.
10:33No.
10:34No.
10:35No.
10:36No.
10:37No.
10:38No.
10:39No.
10:40No.
10:41No.
10:42No.
10:43Holy shit!
10:56I can fake confidence during debates.
10:58Smile through press conferences, even pretend I care about school traditions I don't even like.
11:02There's no way I could fake this.
11:04And yeah, maybe it started as a deal.
11:06But, I don't know.
11:09Everything I said was true.
11:13That was perfect.
11:20At least the votes won't go down now.
11:22I've done my bit.
11:25Bye.
11:28Just doing what we agreed.
11:30But, seeing you hurt is never part of the deal.
11:38I owe you, Xavier.
11:39And listen, um, whatever happens with the election, I just...
11:43It's nothing.
11:44You're sticking to the script, right?
11:47You sure that's all it is?
11:49You sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up?
11:52God, you never stop.
11:53Hey, yeah.
11:54Dead end on the hacker.
11:55Whoever it was, was bouncing off mobile VPNs.
11:58Great.
11:59So, we're in with a pro.
12:00So, listen, everybody is going to be watching your every move.
12:04Okay, every look, every moment, has to be authentic.
12:08We got this, right?
12:13Oh, shit.
12:15Left my football gear at home.
12:17My school paper shoots tomorrow.
12:19You want to come with?
12:20Sure.
12:21Because I've got nothing else to do.
12:22Come on.
12:23Come on.
12:23Okay.
12:28Something is definitely going on between those two.
12:38Whoa.
12:39This is your average family home?
12:41It's my father's place, not mine.
12:43Meaning?
12:44Meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition, so...
12:48I don't want any part of this family fortune, then I have to beat them.
12:54Winning that election...
12:56It's the first step.
12:58Keep your family drawn by yourself.
12:59I'm not your therapist.
13:01Are you serious?
13:02I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable.
13:05Fine.
13:06I'll keep your sad, rich boy drawn my mind.
13:08Sure.
13:09Come on.
13:11All right, well, I need to go grab my jersey, but...
13:14Why don't you read a book or something?
13:18Well, well, I didn't expect to see you here.
13:27Sorry, do I know you?
13:31You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
13:35And you are?
13:36Noah, Alex's older brother.
13:40Ouch.
13:41Cold reception.
13:43So, has Alex's fiance met you yet?
13:46Fiance?
13:47Oh, did he leave out that little detail?
13:51This whole fake boyfriend thing.
13:53He's done it before.
13:54Of quite the trial of broken hearts.
13:56What are you implying?
13:58Alex doesn't date guys.
14:00He'll only get yourself hurt.
14:02You deserve to be with someone better.
14:05Someone like me.
14:06Are you insane?
14:07Just gay.
14:09An observance.
14:10Let's not pretend that you're straight to me now, sweetheart.
14:12Okay.
14:17Get off.
14:20Why are you shaking?
14:21You're shaking.
14:22Thanks for no one.
14:23You can't lie to yourself forever.
14:26Alex can offer you fame, money, all the shiny things in life.
14:29But I can offer you something you never could.
14:32Something real.
14:33Get off.
14:35What the fuck are you doing?
14:37Excellent timing, little brother.
14:39Just stay.
14:40Hello, wait.
14:41You hear me?
14:42Relax, babe.
14:48It's just some friendly competition.
14:51I'll be seeing you real soon.
14:53I can feel it.
14:56Asshole thing.
15:00Look.
15:00Don't believe a word he says.
15:02No one thrives on chaos.
15:04Including the part about your fiancé?
15:07Look, that's just an arranged thing.
15:09Hey, my dad's idea.
15:10I honestly don't even know her.
15:11You don't owe me an explanation, Alex.
15:14I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
15:17Is that really all this is to him?
15:20Right.
15:21Yeah, you're absolutely right.
15:24I'm heading back.
15:25Nope.
15:26Why don't you just stay here?
15:28The guest room's open.
15:29I don't usually stay the night.
15:31All right, then, uh, let me drive you.
15:37Hello?
15:38Congrats, kid.
15:39You're officially homeless.
15:41Don't bother coming back.
15:42You're on your own now.
15:46I guess I might take you up on that offer.
15:48Best decision you're gonna make tonight.
15:50Now, let me show you to your room.
15:52Or mine, if you prefer.
15:53You know, I, uh, always dreamt of going pro in the NFL.
16:05I'm not surprised.
16:06You football crazy?
16:07Yeah.
16:08I was a quarterback.
16:10Even one state.
16:12My dad, he had other plans for me.
16:15So he wouldn't have a Watson waste his future throwing a ball around.
16:19So, I became the perfect son.
16:25Got straight A's.
16:26Student body president.
16:28Anything in hopes that he let me play football again.
16:34Now your turn.
16:36Secret for secret.
16:37You've already seen enough.
16:38My father's a gambler.
16:40Family's a mess.
16:42There's nothing left to tell.
16:43See, I don't buy it.
16:45I think you have a bigger secret to tell, but you're just too scared to say it out loud.
16:49Tell me, it'll be our little secret.
17:07I want to be the only one you tell.
17:08Let's not pretend that you're straight to nice and hard.
17:11You're wasted.
17:12Slip it off.
17:13I'm taking a shower.
17:14I'm taking a shower.
17:19I want to beg you for a cuddle.
17:29Alex doesn't date guys.
17:31Only get yourself hurt.
17:35The real secret is, I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
17:43Alex.
17:43Don't leave.
17:45You really shouldn't.
17:48Stay.
17:49Please.
18:01I know your little secret.
18:05What secret?
18:06It's about me, isn't it?
18:18Alex.
18:20Tell me everything.
18:30It's just a dream.
18:31It's just a dream.
18:31It's just a dream.
18:31It's just a dream.
18:35I'll go.
18:39Alex, let go.
18:40Stay.
18:53Alex?
18:54Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
19:07I impressed you somehow, right?
19:09What better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
19:10I'll have you know that I hate sandwich making at summer camp, buddy.
19:28Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese.
19:31Michelin star pending.
19:32Did it survive a crime scene?
19:34Hey, hey, hey.
19:34I'll have you know that I hate sandwich making at summer camp, buddy.
19:42Okay.
19:43Fine.
19:44Tastes a lot better than Alex.
19:45There we go.
19:46My boyfriend, Taylor, what?
19:56Alex doesn't date guys.
19:58Okay.
19:59Drop the act, Alex.
20:00There's no one even around to impress.
20:01What's that supposed to mean?
20:05Forget it.
20:06Magic's library.
20:07Xavier.
20:08Wait, you better touch your grilled cheese!
20:09Oh, you're Josh's kid, right?
20:23Your dad owes me a lot of money.
20:25He sold the house that the debt should be cleared.
20:27But he didn't pay me a single cent.
20:29Shit.
20:29How deep is this old bastard anyway?
20:31You're his kid.
20:32So either you sell his dad,
20:33or I'll start taking pieces.
20:35It's between you and him.
20:35Please, just leave me out of it.
20:36Nah, you're definitely involved in it now.
21:01Back off, asshole.
21:02Who the fuck?
21:06You talked to him again.
21:15You're dead.
21:17Two grand?
21:19Two days.
21:20Or you're all men seeking.
21:25Alex.
21:28You okay?
21:28No.
21:29Are you?
21:30Look at your face.
21:33You idiot.
21:33How'd you do that?
21:34Alright, I went a little bit overboard.
21:36We need to go to the hospital.
21:43You got an old injury,
21:44and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
21:46You're out for the rest of the season.
21:48If you push it,
21:49you might never step on the field again.
21:54I've ruined your entire future.
21:55Your entire dream.
21:58I've always been to my dream.
22:00You're what I really want.
22:01You aren't insane.
22:02Well, since this is technically your fault,
22:06you definitely owe me.
22:08And what exactly do you want?
22:10Move in with me.
22:12Be my personal nurse.
22:17Fine.
22:18I guess it's the least I can do.
22:22Now feed me.
22:23Absolutely not.
22:28Alright.
22:30Just one bite.
22:32Here begins your life as my caretaker.
22:34You what now?
22:49You started it.
22:50Maybe I'll have to finish it.
22:51Won't I?
22:54Ahem.
22:55Remember?
22:55No strenuous activity.
22:57Especially in putting your arm.
22:58What if Xavier's on top?
22:59Kids these days.
23:03You are impossible.
23:05It's a love story, babe.
23:06I'm just staying in character.
23:11Fine.
23:12If that's what it takes.
23:15Welcome home, babe.
23:19Ow!
23:20Look, I have one arm.
23:22The floors are all wet.
23:22This is a potential drowning master.
23:24Can I get a little help?
23:25Nice try.
23:26You're a match.
23:29You are unbelievable.
23:38Unbelievably sexy, man.
23:47Stop it.
23:48Put your clothes on.
23:50Are you blushing?
23:51I am not.
23:52Oh, sure.
23:57This.
23:58Now that.
23:59If it drops, then.
24:01It must mean you want me.
24:02You're insane.
24:03Maybe.
24:13I can start here.
24:17Oh.
24:18Careful.
24:19My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
24:23Shut up.
24:23What?
24:29Not that.
24:42What?
24:45Bitch.
24:46Good job.
24:47Get me.
24:48Have.
24:48I can't.
24:49I can't.
24:49I can't.
24:51Bathtime is a couple time, right?
24:57Do you think this is funny?
24:58It's just funny.
24:59No.
25:00I'm just joking.
25:01Am I just a punchline to you?
25:02A prop for your campaign?
25:03I stuck around because I care about it.
25:04And this is how you treat me?
25:05Did I have a react?
25:10I'm sorry.
25:20Okay, but what if I actually fell in love with you?
25:36I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
25:46Let the games begin, with no one's watching us, we can drop the act now.
25:56At first I just wanted the rumors to stop.
25:59Signing that contract felt like my only choice.
26:01Unless we make it real.
26:08Then when everything fell apart, I was losing the election.
26:14You stepped in.
26:15You saved me, and you didn't have to.
26:22Get off!
26:24What the fuck are you doing?
26:26When I saw him that close to you, it hurt more than losing the election ever could.
26:37Oh, would you consider making this real with me?
26:49Forget what I said earlier.
26:50I just...
26:51Are you sure?
26:52Shh.
26:53You're driving me crazy.
26:54Stop pretending like it's happening.
26:56I just want to hear what you're doing.
27:15You're driving me crazy.
27:51You got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up, and you're currently wearing exactly
28:17zero clothes?
28:18Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
28:23Disappointing.
28:24I prefer you elected, actually.
28:26Did you get your poll numbers?
28:27Shut up, athletes.
28:28Please look at this.
28:29Like, senior year Tom Holland.
28:30Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough with our stats.
28:31So, you're saying my chances are good again?
28:33Dude, you're literally back to number one.
28:34Look at this.
28:35I mean, all positive comments, dude.
28:36But seriously, how did you pull this off?
28:37Make a studio against this whole thing from Star House.
28:38Ending your speeches.
28:39Organizing your life.
28:40Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
28:41Right.
28:42I was gonna say exactly more like your mom, but nah.
28:43Love it works.
28:44Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to vacate you?
28:47I didn't use anything.
28:48I nearly just fell for him.
29:18I got feelings for him.
29:19That's all it is.
29:20Wow.
29:21So, you and him started fake, and then it got real.
29:25Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
29:27He's like a AI bot with built-in firewall.
29:29Totally unreal.
29:30That's a surface guard.
29:31He's gonna dig a little deeper.
29:33Listen, what I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something.
29:37Using me for what exactly?
29:39Don't forget.
29:40He was your biggest official.
29:42Okay, what is his mom calling?
29:43He's gonna flip on you at the end.
29:44Look, nobody's that good at picking him.
29:46I trust him.
29:47Every line writes itself on our skin.
29:51I can kill you when I count each one.
29:54Hey, babe.
29:55I'm just talking about you.
30:00Oh, gosh.
30:01It's actually real.
30:11Are you job hunting?
30:13See, I said you didn't have to pay me back.
30:15I thought I made that clear.
30:16I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
30:19I'm just planning ahead.
30:20Figuring things out for myself.
30:23Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
30:28Wait.
30:29Seriously.
30:30Can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
30:31I'm almost warning.
30:32I'll move again.
30:33You're crushing me.
30:34Move.
30:35Make me.
30:36Hey.
30:37Stop.
30:38Stop.
30:39Stop.
30:40Fine.
30:41Hey, I just wrapped up a practice.
30:42I could swing by and pick you up.
30:43We could ride home together.
30:44Swing by?
30:45You're half the city away.
30:46Okay, fine.
30:47You got me.
30:48Maybe I miss you.
30:49And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
30:50Stop.
30:52Stop.
30:54Oh, fuck.
31:05Hey, I just wrapped up a practice.
31:07If I could swing by and pick you up, we could ride home together.
31:09Swing by? You're half the city away.
31:12Okay, fine, you got me. Maybe I miss you.
31:15And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
31:18I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
31:21Oh, customer. See you tonight?
31:24Welcome, what can I get you?
31:27Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
31:30What are you doing here?
31:32I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
31:35Black coffee, no sugar coming up.
31:40Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news?
31:42Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
31:44Excuse me?
31:45Daddy's had it all arranged.
31:47Alex's Beyonce flies the next week.
31:48Apparently, he needs to get out of the picture.
31:55Enjoy.
31:56Call me anytime, sexy.
32:03Just do we need it right now.
32:15Hey, I just saw Noah leaving. Is he bothering you again?
32:20Same old, just stirring the pot.
32:22Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
32:25Oh.
32:26So it's true.
32:28I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
32:32Oh, cool. So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect.
32:35No, I barely even know her.
32:36She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
32:38Then why hide it? What's the point?
32:44I was scared.
32:46Losing you.
32:50Let's get out of here.
32:51So we're okay?
32:52No.
32:53But we still have roles to play.
32:57And right now, I need to get my boyfriend coffee.
33:00You park the car. I'll go in first.
33:06Oh, wait, wait, wait.
33:07Where's my goodbye kiss?
33:17I have an appointment.
33:18A friend booked it for me.
33:19Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
33:21And no offense, but they don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
33:26I have to help.
33:30So judgy.
33:32Miss Brown.
33:33Delightful to see you today.
33:34How can I help you?
33:35You're Alice's one, right?
33:36Yeah.
33:41Serpent.
33:42But he doesn't ever...
33:43Want to lose your job?
33:44It's always done.
33:46Yes.
33:47You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alice's, too?
33:49You wouldn't be thanking me if you knew.
33:50I was Alice's fiancée.
33:51Something like that.
33:52I'm Lauren.
33:53I'll see you.
33:54Mr. Watson.
33:55Pleasure to see you.
33:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
33:57Well, actually, I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
33:58Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
33:59No.
34:00No.
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34:46Mm, mm, mm. Savile row cut.
34:52Floss.
34:54And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
35:08You don't have to do this, but I want to.
35:11Because you're worth it.
35:16All right. Looking good.
35:20It does need a touch more tailoring, though.
35:27All right, let's get this jacket off.
35:28Hey, wait. What are you doing?
35:30Relax. I'm not gonna bite.
35:32Unless you want me to.
35:34I'm just measuring.
35:46Well, 28-inch waist, huh?
35:50Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
35:53Hey, I'm still mad at you.
35:57Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
36:00Mr. Watson, your suit, it's ready.
36:06Yeah, just, uh, leave it outside.
36:13Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
36:15Smart.
36:38Hey, Mark. What's up?
36:39Emergency. Get to the school right now. Things just blew up.
36:42Finally, come here.
36:48Did someone leave the contract again or something?
36:49No, worse.
36:51We have a new opponent, and she's rising fast.
36:53We have to do something.
36:54Wait, wait, wait. She?
36:55Yeah.
36:56Laura Brown.
36:57You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown?
37:00Laura.
37:01Laura.
37:02You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown?
37:06Laura.
37:08You know Laura, too?
37:09At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
37:11She does.
37:12She's my fiancee.
37:15Fiancee?
37:16When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
37:17Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.
37:19I honestly barely know her.
37:22Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
37:24She's charming the hell out of everyone.
37:26Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
37:29I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
37:30Exactly.
37:32She's here for a reason, and it's not to win some election.
37:36This just became personal.
37:40If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
37:43She'll win by a mile.
37:44Unless we find a crack in her game.
37:46There's no time.
37:48I can handle her.
37:50Sounds exciting.
37:53Why are you doing this?
37:54Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
37:57As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
37:59Nothing more.
38:01You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
38:02I'm way more interesting than him.
38:04If you want a fair fight, then fine.
38:07But play dirty again, and I won't be so polite.
38:13Big words. We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
38:20Get out.
38:21You're not welcome here.
38:22Relax.
38:23I'm just here to chat.
38:24You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
38:25Lifelong dream?
38:26Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
38:28Guaranteed entry.
38:31Are you bribing me?
38:33I figured you'd say that.
38:34Well, my father doesn't take no, well, than your dad, or John.
38:37He owes a lot of people money.
38:39People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
38:42Keep my father out of this.
38:43Then don't force me to call in favors.
38:45Relax. I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
38:47I'm just showing you a better future.
38:49Love is overrated anyway.
38:51Maybe to you.
38:53And for Alex, too.
38:54Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
38:56Yeah.
39:03Need a ride?
39:04Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
39:06He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
39:08Fine.
39:09Happy birthday, babe.
39:23Now you can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
39:27Thank you, Alex.
39:31Now hop in.
39:32There's something else I want to show you.
39:40This is nice.
39:45Yes, it is.
39:47And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
39:51I don't mind them.
39:53If they're from you.
39:55And listen, I'm not really romantic.
39:58You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
40:02You bought me a laptop.
40:03Pretty romantic.
40:04And practical.
40:05Okay, look, the point is, whatever this is, I mean, us.
40:11All in.
40:12For real.
40:14I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
40:18I just need you.
40:28Well, you got me.
40:35Let's go back to yours.
40:36Let's go.
40:37What would you do if I got up and left right now?
40:38I'd probably cry like an idiot.
40:39Don't even think about it.
40:40I don't think about it.
40:41I'm counting on you.
40:42What would you do if I got up and left right now?
40:43I'd probably cry like an idiot.
40:44Don't even think about it.
40:45what would you do if i got up and left right now i'd probably cry like an idiot don't even think
40:55about it you know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams not interrupt morning cuddles
41:12i tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract it's on the local then it must be someone
41:18at school right did you find anything else they accidentally switched their webcam on laura
41:24she's breaking all sorts of privacy laws we should expose her but if we do that then she'll twist it
41:33make us look like bullies what else can we do if people find out about our engagement then they're
41:37gonna take her side i mean it is true i'm engaged in what i might have something why don't we try
41:43making some viral couples tiktoks you know wholesome stuff charity angle tends to work i'm fine let's do
41:51you did that on purpose you bet i did
42:03cut that's perfect next up book donations for under privileged kids i'm here with viral campus
42:23couple xavier miller and alex watson welcome hey everyone happy to be here uh let's see first
42:29question blowing up the chat what made you guys pick this project growing up books were my only
42:33escape reading helped me get through some tough times it's important for me to pass that on yeah
42:37it's like the one thing we never fight about either hey i'm alex's friend quick question from the
42:43comments since you both are queer thoughts on gay guys marrying girls is it just doing what you got
42:48to do or is there more to it guys if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time
42:57who's the real side piece uh that's a good question you know maybe there's more to that than people
43:04think what's worse someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously touche okay all right
43:13guys back on track um xavier did you have a favorite book as a kid uh the hobbit i always wanted my own
43:20little cozy hobbit hole what the hell is wrong with you are you trying to ruin my
43:27are you out of your mind i'm your fiance it's just one little kiss what's the big deal oh come on laura
43:41you and i both know that engagement would never happen using a fake relationship just to win votes
43:45that's pathetic even for you xavier and i don't need your approval if you threaten him one more
43:49time behind my back it won't end well oh you found out good maybe i'll keep a better eye on him the
43:55next time things might be uglier what do you want from me everything i'm entitled to
44:01xavier get to the shop right now
44:09why what's wrong
44:13off my life man
44:18hey what are you looking at get out of here you gotta go man no i don't no you have to leave
44:24oh my son oh my son man he doesn't shatter all the windows if you didn't show
44:28threaten all the customers away i'm so sorry i can handle it if you just just i mean i can't
44:32deal with this next time this happens you're fired what do you want call your edge boyfriend
44:40what's his name alex tell him to pay up daddy needs a bailout you sold the house mom left us
44:48you abandoned me and now you want to bail out you filthy little bastard sleeping around with men
44:54humiliating our family name i should have sold you off when i had the chance
45:00next time i see you i'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are
45:07ungrateful brat i think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend
45:14finally found you old man
45:16finally found you old man please don't hurt me just don't hurt me i'll get the money don't
45:29hurt me oh it's a little too late for that where'd you go after the live stream i tried calling you
45:35like a million times this is the library the library after what happened just collecting some feedback
45:40around school got some ideas to boost your polls can we not talk about the election right now just tired okay
45:49so that's it you're just giving up letting your fiance take over what are you jealous or something
45:55is there something going on with Laura i should know about can we please just not talk about this
45:58right now maybe we should take a break xavier wait
46:10oh i'm such an idiot the guy actually meant something to him
46:19oh jesus mark where's alex i've been called he's at the frat house last minute boat grabbing and
46:25he's not answering his messages not even mine look it's the day before the election he's totally locked
46:29in okay are you all right you need any help it's all right i'll handle it of course he's got people
46:37goals of life i've only ever had him what am i gonna do now want to make a deal
46:54your dad owes money to three different gangs including mine please don't hurt him i promise
46:58i'll figure something out you can't afford it besides the hangman family took him 24 hours
47:02do they start sending body parts what am i supposed to do sign this and i'll pay up the
47:12dad's debt but on one condition you have to stop seeing alex for good where was he when you needed
47:20him most you better keep your word bounce don't lie what the hell did you do xavier's not answering my
47:29calls me i only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt he should be thanking me wait the debt
47:36what what debt savior never told me about that maybe because he dumped you he was pretty clear that
47:42you're finished no no way no he wouldn't do that i need to go talk to him
47:47why did you tell laura we broke up because it's true look the whole reason i even dated you was for
48:03princeton laura sorted that for me and she bailed my dad out so our deal is done so you're just gonna
48:09dumb me for a college recommendation without her my dad would be dead and you're just holding a
48:14contract over my head like i'm some stunt to boost your votes savior stop hey the contract never
48:19mattered love you okay don't push me away love just a sob salute up there on your throne treating me
48:28like a charity case i'm done you know that's not true you know me do i you wake up in your silk sheets
48:37drinking your fancy coffee i don't even know where i'm gonna sleep tonight we're worlds apart
48:42saying please don't do this stay away from me you make me sick
48:51get out of my life we're done i just i said we're done
48:56i'm so sorry alex that's the hardest thing i've ever done sign this and i'll pay your dad's debt
49:15in return you have to come up alex you're good you can't do that imagine i post a viral tiktok as
49:24a heartbroken fiance betrayed by her closeted boyfriend alex won't just lose the election
49:29he'll lose everything you're twisting the truth is whatever people will believe he's already losing
49:34support and his family backing is next do you really want to watch him lose everything
49:38you're dead weight savior and we both know it my family can lift him up there's only driving down
49:47alex you're the best thing that's ever happened to me i won't be the reason your life falls apart
49:51so you get a sign
49:53you better keep your promise browns don't lie
50:07did you forget our agreement
50:14if you want me out of the election fine but in return you cut off savior and introduce me as your
50:20fiancee if not i will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time
50:29you'll lose everything get out love or legacy alex
50:35i will admit to correct that when you're not him this is not a text update
50:42it's funny
50:43it's funny
50:44it's funny
50:45it's not my Nick's
50:50you have to be okay
50:56you have to think you're getting hurt
50:59it's fine
51:02Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
51:07Hello, I'm Alex Watson.
51:09Today, I stand here as...
51:17Oh, my God.
51:18Oh, my God.
51:20Xavier Miller and I, we're in a fake relationship.
51:23Are you serious?
51:24We signed a contract.
51:25We're fake.
51:26You lied to all of us.
51:27It started as fake, but then it got real.
51:37I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
51:39You okay?
51:44Yeah, I'm fine.
51:47Not even a thank you?
51:49At least tell me your name.
51:51It's not important.
51:54And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me.
52:02Didn't have time for me.
52:03With a stupid on-stage accident.
52:05And a kiss.
52:06Xavier, I know you're watching.
52:22So listen.
52:24Fuck the election, fuck family expectations, and fuck football.
52:28None of it matters, Xavier, because all I ever wanted is to be with you.
52:32The votes are in.
52:37The new student body president is...
52:39Alex Watson!
52:42Come on up and give me a speech.
52:46Uh...
52:47Where is it?
52:48You idiot.
52:50What are you doing here?
53:01You just won.
53:02Ah, screw the election.
53:03It's you that I won.
53:04But you said winning is everything.
53:06Not if it means losing you.
53:08You're such a reckless idiot.
53:18But that was kinda sweet.
53:24Just need you.
53:30Winning you beats any election.
53:33Alright.
53:34Now that line is a solid ten.
53:41What's with all the construction?
53:42Are you building something?
53:43We're close.
53:44Private make-out spot.
53:46Presidential access only.
53:48Mr. President, no.
53:50Try acting like it.
53:51Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
53:57You remembered.
53:58Of course.
54:01Alright, let's begin.
54:03The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
54:06Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
54:09That's the first time someone called me out for real.
54:11And it stuck.
54:12Already testing out the new spot?
54:13Bold.
54:17Already testing out the new spot?
54:19Bold.
54:20What now?
54:21Relax.
54:22Just here to say goodbye.
54:23Goodbye?
54:24Turns out her dads finally saw reason.
54:25Engagement's officially cancelled.
54:26You're free, Alex.
54:27Just like that?
54:29Not even worth fighting for?
54:30Can you let her finish?
54:31Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
54:33Then why come between us?
54:35I just needed to prove myself.
54:37To my parents.
54:38To everyone.
54:39The way you stood by each other.
54:42Honestly, I envy that.
54:44And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
54:47You earned it.
54:48Thanks, Laura.
54:49I'm off to Paris.
54:51New family business venture.
54:53Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
54:55Maybe so.
55:02You think she'll be okay?
55:03She's tougher than the both of us combined.
55:05She'll be fine.
55:06Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
55:10Only around you.
55:11Only around you.
55:13to do
55:14who can sound
55:15right next to you
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