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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:12Uh, uh...
00:00:15Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:39I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:52Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:57I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:49But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO,
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:42BELL LIVES
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you, my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome, as I have.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry.
00:04:08The Christmas husband is here.
00:04:10I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right? Hi, my name's Piper. What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays. I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:02So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:05:49Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06It's my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:09Pictures.
00:06:12Don't look.
00:06:17Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:20Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents
00:06:50that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:30It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:35Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:37Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:15Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:17What the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:42So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:02we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:09Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16Strictly business.
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:29getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:57Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:03Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:05Are you ready?
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:06Are you ready?
00:10:08Yes.
00:10:08Yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Uh, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:21Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:51Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:30What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:11:44You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wife.
00:12:09We'll stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:10Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:18And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:52And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:12:56Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:11Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:35Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey, there they are!
00:14:04Hey, there they are!
00:14:04Hey, there they are!
00:14:05Hey, there they are!
00:14:05Hey, there they are!
00:14:06Hey, there they are!
00:14:06Dad.
00:14:07I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:08Oh, I missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:41This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela.
00:14:47Debbie.
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:25You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:40Ah, must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:42Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:45Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:49Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:56and you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you've made it.
00:16:19There you are.
00:16:31Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:35Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:46Is it serious?
00:16:47That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot, young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:07Mm-hmm.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:14Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18When I sit on my lap.
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:37Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:48My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:56He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:02Is that so?
00:18:03Well then, where is he?
00:18:06Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11Oh, just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in naughty children.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Mommy.
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh my god.
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on now.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:18:49Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:11Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter.
00:19:20Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:30That's right.
00:19:32Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:33Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:51He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch.
00:19:56You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:00That pristine automobile.
00:20:02That car.
00:20:03Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:07That car.
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:23And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:32Jesus.
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough, please.
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:49How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55So, you need a breath, man.
00:21:01All right, that's it.
00:21:01I'm calling the cops.
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:10Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:18I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison, loser.
00:21:49Say one more word and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:01Here, title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:21Just play along.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:25Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:32Please accept my serious apologies.
00:22:34Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:50Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:58We were just looking out for you.
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:08A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:17If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Happy Gail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy for your best life to my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys, let's go in. Welcome to the family.
00:23:41This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between A.I. and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:00Hey, how do you have that car? And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group? And how do you...
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember? I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes, it's the season of giving. He knows people, has connections. He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:36Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad! Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine. Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:18Relax. It was just a hug.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay. It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:45I don't know. Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:51Make our promise to prove it?
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:25:59Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey. Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45I...
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51And I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:59Um...
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other,
00:27:28but our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Uh-huh.
00:27:35Now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06Mm, it's blousers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll bring to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:08Yes.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt her.
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:44Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:49Come on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:31I won't touch you up.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:30:44You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Adam, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43Still think you can lose it?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:47I don't think I'll want you.
00:31:53Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Wow.
00:32:11We're so sexy.
00:32:13Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:38That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:03Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:13I just, um...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:38Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max.
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:07No, no, no.
00:34:09That's, that's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:30Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just, just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:46Shoot.
00:34:46Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:02I don't know where those came from.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Stop.
00:35:05Come on.
00:35:06Come on.
00:35:06Come on.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:08Woo!
00:35:18Elon.
00:35:19The truth is, is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:26Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:29hey hon oh sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck her in
00:35:38think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something i can see that
00:35:43well why don't i read it to her i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:47well atta boy you know what just put a shirt on i'm gonna go get her piper here comes grandpa
00:35:55he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they all flew like the down of a thistle
00:36:04but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight merry christmas to all and to all a good night
00:36:13if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon
00:36:19good night piper
00:36:25is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you are her dad
00:36:31uh no that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:38do you really think so from the bottom of my heart
00:36:44maybe i should tell him he deserves to know
00:36:48max
00:36:55you are piper's father
00:37:00i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:09where's piper
00:37:34she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:37:37god he said you could kiss her
00:37:55just gonna kiss and run
00:38:05not on my watch
00:38:07yeah this
00:38:12i remember this
00:38:15good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:29good morning miss smith it was uh it was great
00:38:33wonderful
00:38:34well it's about to get even better
00:38:35oh no
00:38:39what is that
00:38:40sardines and saltines
00:38:42it's a smith family classic
00:38:44it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:47don't be shy
00:38:47go ahead and grab a handful
00:38:49max you don't have to
00:38:52no no it's okay
00:38:53it's a smith family staple
00:38:56there we go
00:38:58there we go
00:38:59there we go
00:38:59there we go
00:39:03here we go
00:39:07good?
00:39:10mm
00:39:11good?
00:39:14grunting?
00:39:15scrunches
00:39:16well you two better get dressed you've got to go see aunt miranda
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed. You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:49Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait, that earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:11I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:15Well, I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:30So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:37But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:46Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:53Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:15Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But as handsome as you.
00:41:40Look at you two.
00:41:41You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:57How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean a little hack?
00:42:03You little.
00:42:04You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:21Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:47Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:00You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:15I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:29Enough!
00:43:33There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:59Is this a joke?
00:44:18Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:27King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:43And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so, but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:08We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napole?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:32That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:36No strays.
00:45:38Al, please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:45:59Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:18He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:25Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:45Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:04A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade.
00:47:57Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you.
00:48:28I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait.
00:48:33No.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:41You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:46I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:53I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:59I insulted my own boss.
00:49:01I'm finished.
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:14You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam?
00:49:21Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:28You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please.
00:49:30Mr. Harrison.
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:32Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:46A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:51Sam?
00:49:56Will you do me the honors?
00:49:59Gladly.
00:50:02Merry Christmas, Aunt Lauren.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving.
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:27I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:35Honestly?
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:48And that terrifies me.
00:50:49Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:36Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:47Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:14No.
00:52:17Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:36Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:45That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:45Hey, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:50Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52It's cold.
00:52:55Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:52:58I need to tell you something.
00:53:01I need to tell you something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:08Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:11I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:19Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh, my gosh.
00:53:26It's all swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:32Okay?
00:53:33Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:56What?
00:53:56Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:11Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think it was Skar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Skars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:55And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one-night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:07Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:13And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:18Mom?
00:55:20Um, yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva.
00:55:30Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:37Go on.
00:55:41Ah, must be an emergency.
00:55:50Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52I'll take this.
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:17She's a high school dropout.
00:56:19Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:21And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:24I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:25Max.
00:56:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:34I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:39After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:48No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:53Eva?
00:57:02I need that.
00:57:03Ha, ha.
00:57:05Is this me?
00:57:05Oh, thanks, Mom.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you make it?
00:57:17Uh, Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:22Thanks, guys.
00:57:24I'll glide through here.
00:57:27God!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:28Wow!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:30Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:34Nice.
00:57:38Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy.
00:57:49Walking home from our house.
00:57:51Christmas Eve.
00:57:55You never told me...
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:05She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:29I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:46No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:50Um...
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:59Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:21That's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:43I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time.
00:59:53And I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but...
00:59:57I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:00Nothing personal.
01:00:03Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:07And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:13And what if that day's today.
01:00:16What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:24Max, we can't...
01:00:37Max, we can't.
01:00:50If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:59Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:02Come on.
01:01:03No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:11I don't want you.
01:01:26Oh, God.
01:01:35You are driving me fucking insane.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:53She can't see us.
01:01:56Eva?
01:02:11Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:26That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:38Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:48Let me give it to you.
01:03:03I let my guard down.
01:03:05But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:03:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:03:10Just tell me what you need.
01:03:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:03:17Just say the word.
01:03:23You don't get it.
01:03:26You don't get it.
01:03:27I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:03:41I won't give up on us.
01:03:42Are we here?
01:03:59Yes.
01:04:01As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:04:07Piper.
01:04:08Sweetie, wake up.
01:04:09We're home.
01:04:09How can she just walk away?
01:04:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:04:25It's part of the agreement too.
01:04:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:04:30You promised.
01:04:32Eve, I haven't asked you for much.
01:04:34Can you do this for me please?
01:04:38Alright, fine.
01:04:39When?
01:04:41Two days.
01:04:42I'll come pick you up.
01:04:44No need.
01:04:45Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:04:52I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:04:58So don't give up, okay Daddy?
01:05:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:05:02If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:05:03I always fight for the ones I love.
01:05:06Eva's meeting my mother today
01:05:27Time to finally tell her the truth
01:05:29Boss
01:05:30Boss
01:05:32Lady and gentlemen
01:05:36I am so sorry
01:05:38I need to go win back my family
01:05:40Family?
01:05:42Boss, you okay?
01:05:44Never better
01:05:45Go get her, Max
01:05:48Give it your best smile
01:05:53Ah, there he is
01:05:56Maximus, darling
01:05:57I have some prospects for you
01:06:00Nice high society girls
01:06:02From the city
01:06:03Oh
01:06:06I told you
01:06:09I already found the woman I love
01:06:10Maximus, stop this
01:06:18That evil woman is scamming you, son
01:06:22Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:06:25And I'll find you another
01:06:26You are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:06:29No, I'm not
01:06:31Oh
01:06:33I work in waste management
01:06:35And I'm a secret crime boss
01:06:37I'm Eva's husband
01:06:38And I'm a father
01:06:40What?
01:06:42Oh, that's her
01:06:57The woman who got my son head over heels
01:07:00Hi, welcome in
01:07:03Can I help you find something?
01:07:06I want to try those
01:07:07Awesome, I'll get them for you right away
01:07:11Are you
01:07:14Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:07:19No, no, no
01:07:20I know what I want
01:07:21Size seven
01:07:23Oh, baby can't even walk
01:07:26But she wants $3,000 heels
01:07:28Come on
01:07:29She wants the white shoes
01:07:30Ignore her
01:07:36She's just grumpy over the holidays
01:07:38Here, let me help you
01:07:40Come on
01:07:40She
01:07:44Seems kind
01:07:47I shouldn't be that impressed
01:07:53She's just doing her job
01:07:55How do they feel?
01:07:58Well, I love the style
01:07:59But it's too small
01:08:01I think I need a size up
01:08:03Maybe my feet are still growing
01:08:05Right away
01:08:09I'll be right back
01:08:10She's not only kind
01:08:12She's patient
01:08:13Was I wrong about her?
01:08:25Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:08:34Well, who gives a shit?
01:08:36She can't walk
01:08:37That's just pure evil
01:08:42Oh, come on, St. Eva
01:08:46She's in a wheelchair
01:08:48Who cares?
01:08:49It's the last pair
01:08:50I get paid commission
01:08:52I'm not doing that, Vanessa
01:08:59See?
01:09:02This is your whole problem
01:09:04This is why you'll always be broke
01:09:08I don't care if she can walk or not
01:09:11I'm not selling her junk
01:09:13She has to deal with people like this?
01:09:17People who insult her all day?
01:09:19I'm your manager
01:09:22Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:09:27Or you're fired
01:09:29Did I stutter?
01:09:36You don't have to fire me
01:09:41I quit
01:09:44I don't work here anymore
01:09:51Listen
01:09:53Don't buy the shoes
01:09:54They're broken
01:09:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:09:58You're a good person after all
01:10:00Looks like I misjudged you
01:10:03I'm sorry?
01:10:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:10:09Get out!
01:10:15You're not disabled?
01:10:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:10:22Absolutely shameful
01:10:23Who are you?
01:10:25I am the chairwoman
01:10:27Of the Harrison Group
01:10:29And the owner of this store
01:10:31You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:10:34Mother of the CEO?
01:10:36I am
01:10:37And you, my dear
01:10:38Are fired
01:10:40What did I do?
01:10:44You are a good person
01:10:46From now on
01:10:48This store is yours to run
01:10:50Are you serious?
01:10:56That's right
01:10:57Don't be nervous, child
01:11:00You are professional
01:11:02Responsible
01:11:03Far better than that two-bit manager
01:11:06You
01:11:10Out
01:11:11I'll leave
01:11:13I'm leaving
01:11:16I
01:11:19I
01:11:19I
01:11:20I
01:11:20I feel like I'm dreaming
01:11:22No
01:11:23Don't worry
01:11:24You're getting a promotion
01:11:26You deserve it, my dear
01:11:28Thank you
01:11:31First assignment
01:11:32I want that row
01:11:35And that row
01:11:36And the entire display case
01:11:39Pack it all up
01:11:41And bring it to my house
01:11:42Okay
01:11:43Yeah
01:11:44Once we're home
01:11:47I'll tell her
01:11:48I'm her mother-in-law
01:11:49I can't wait
01:11:51To finally meet
01:11:51My granddaughter
01:11:52She's the mother of a CEO
01:12:00Of course she lives like this
01:12:03Mrs. Harrison
01:12:13I'm here with your delivery
01:12:15Max?
01:12:19Eva
01:12:20What are you doing here?
01:12:23I, uh...
01:12:24There you are, Eva
01:12:26Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:12:29My new daughter-in-law
01:12:32What are you talking...
01:12:34That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:12:40Well I tried to tell you but...
01:12:44Stop!
01:12:45And you
01:12:46You lied to me at the store
01:12:48You were both just testing me?
01:12:52Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:12:54I'm sorry, Eva
01:12:55I thought you might be using my son
01:12:57Just after his money
01:12:59But I was wrong
01:13:00Eva, please
01:13:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:13:03Not every working class girl is after your money
01:13:06How could you think that of me?
01:13:09It's not like that, dear
01:13:10Eva, what are you talking about?
01:13:13Mom
01:13:14What did you do?
01:13:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:13:18We're not together
01:13:19And I can't love something that was never real
01:13:22I made a horrible mistake
01:13:29What are you waiting for, son?
01:13:31Go after her
01:13:32Eva
01:13:36Let me go
01:13:37I swear it's not what you think
01:13:39We come from two completely different worlds
01:13:41Stop pretending like you care
01:13:42I'm not pretending
01:13:43Okay, I can't fake what we have
01:13:46In everything I've done for you
01:13:47And Piper
01:13:48This is real
01:13:49Touch my wife again
01:13:55And I will snap every finger that you've got
01:13:57Max, you came
01:13:59God, you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:14:02I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:14:06A good father
01:14:07Just say the word
01:14:09See?
01:14:14Stop fighting
01:14:15We belong together
01:14:18You're wrong
01:14:21Wrong about what?
01:14:23That you care?
01:14:25Or we belong together?
01:14:27Look, I already told you
01:14:28We're from two completely different worlds
01:14:30Now I held up my end of the deal
01:14:32And I met your mother
01:14:33Like we discussed
01:14:34Now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:14:37I'm sorry
01:14:46I'm sorry, Maximus
01:14:47Walking away is the only choice I have
01:14:50Ow
01:14:56Are you okay, Mommy?
01:15:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine
01:15:01Come here
01:15:02No, you're not fine
01:15:12You're sad
01:15:12I'm okay, sweetie
01:15:16I miss Daddy, too
01:15:20I want Max to be my real Daddy
01:15:25Don't you want to be with him?
01:15:29Love bug
01:15:32You're right
01:15:34What am I doing?
01:15:36Running like a coward?
01:15:39I've always taught you to be brave
01:15:40Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too
01:15:44I believe in you
01:15:46What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:15:47I know exactly what to say to him
01:15:51Maximus deserves to know
01:15:55Piper is his daughter
01:15:57Enough sulking
01:16:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:16:08Don't you think I want to?
01:16:11She doesn't want me
01:16:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:16:14Your daughter is still out there
01:16:15You can't abandon her
01:16:17Mom, you don't get it
01:16:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:16:22And Piper, she was an added bonus
01:16:25What are you talking about?
01:16:28I already ran a DNA test
01:16:30Piper is your daughter
01:16:33What?
01:16:35See for yourself
01:16:36I was right
01:16:43Seven years ago
01:16:44New Year's
01:16:46That woman was Eva
01:16:47Eva
01:16:57Eva
01:16:58Hey
01:16:59Hey
01:17:00Daddy
01:17:02Daddy
01:17:03Piper
01:17:04Piper
01:17:05I missed you so much, sweetheart
01:17:10You came back
01:17:16You came back
01:17:16I, uh...
01:17:20Don't forget to be brave, Mommy
01:17:24I, uh...
01:17:30I was scared
01:17:33But I don't want to be scared
01:17:34But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:17:35Because what we have is real
01:17:37And it's worth fighting for
01:17:39Sweetheart, I have something to tell you
01:17:43I have something to tell you, too
01:17:45Piper is your daughter
01:17:49Piper is your daughter
01:17:50Piper is your daughter
01:17:51You knew
01:17:52My sweet granddaughter
01:17:54Mama
01:17:55Well, I just found out for sure
01:17:59A few minutes ago
01:18:00But you've known this whole time
01:18:01I was scared
01:18:03Okay, I didn't know
01:18:04If you were going to take her from me
01:18:05I didn't know
01:18:06I didn't know how you were feeling
01:18:07How could you not know how I felt?
01:18:10I love you, Eva
01:18:23I love you, too
01:18:26I promise
01:18:28For the rest of my life
01:18:29I'm going to make it up to you
01:18:31As long as we're together
01:18:33It doesn't matter where we are
01:18:40Will you marry me, Eva?
01:18:48For real this time?
01:18:50Yes
01:18:50Yes, of course
01:18:52I'll marry you
01:18:53Yes
01:18:58Looks like you're stuck with me
01:19:07The next Christmas
01:19:08And the Christmas after that
01:19:09And forever
01:19:10I wouldn't have it any other way
01:19:14Who's that?
01:19:22Eva!
01:19:25Take me back!
01:19:28I'm sorry!
01:19:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:19:29I'm sorry, you're tired
01:19:30Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:19:35Again
01:19:36No?
01:19:39Not funny
01:19:40Not funny?
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