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Kimora: Back in the Fab Lane - Season 1 Episode 6 -
Babies on the Brain
Babies on the Brain
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00:00so many things have happened as we have progressed down the bad lane we're supposed to be talking
00:10about freezing my eggs you're gonna have the cutest babies i'm not having any kids right now
00:15i do creative direction for baby fat when i did these chalk suits i designed them to be more like
00:19heritage and on top of that i have a body care brand coming out soon it's called laundry and
00:23it's like my baby did you miss me you say you miss a lot tried to call you often you were a little
00:30busy you didn't call nobody not much at all i am still leaving in two weeks ioki says she's leaving
00:38in two weeks i kind of think i hate it it was hard for everybody when you just went and i was there
00:46to see how sad and how they missed you while you're here you need to spend time with your siblings
00:53we are back in the family
00:57hi hello mother not jack oh my gosh hi my babies what are you doing have a seat i love you guys
01:16hi ioki i was just looking at your shoot with marcus clinko oh we're gonna do an inside shot in the
01:23lambo we're gonna do two shots with the rolls i'm gonna have aoki on the roof aoki on the roof yes
01:30this is great first of all because she's so lean and she's so beefy i think aoki makes for a great
01:38model she just has the biggest craziest hair and she has the longest legs she was on the cover of
01:44september teen vogue which is like the biggest thing in the business yoki's just a vision yoki these
01:50are magnificent that was so fun i feel like you it's so great to be in the same industry as my mom i
01:56love it because she's a reason i'm in the industry she involved us in her career a lot she was a young
02:01mom a young business woman a young woman in fashion she made it look so cool so it's always nice when
02:07she approves of my work i'm gonna use this as my campaign yay job well done thank you so about my
02:14compensation uh-huh job well done completed oh no no no no absolutely not your compensation will be
02:24more like an allowance like mommy allows you to exist in the world and when the kids model for baby fat
02:30lots of times it's for free because i pay all the bills so at least they can take some pictures
02:36for me mommy allows you to eat her food those aren't like great job benefits to be honest
02:41however just because you're modeling and doing all of this stuff now like i remember when i was
02:48younger and i started with modeling i always kept thinking in the back of my mind like what's next
02:53how do i get out of here modeling won't always be there forever you guys have to always think of
02:59something else for me that was clothing it was baby fat building a lifestyle brand i was in an
03:04industry that judges you by just like how you look but what happens if you don't look great so now you
03:08don't get the job that used to scare me so much so i've told my kids they need to have something other
03:14than modeling having something for yourself you know owning something creating something what do you
03:20have that you're working on yoki i'm 3d printing a few different beauty tools and things okay i love it
03:27i built a neural network the other day too huh a neural network it's a neural it's like an
03:33artificial intelligence it's a brain basically you like it's a data structure you're so cute yoki
03:40thank you yoki is such a uniquely different person the genius thing she's got it political science i got
03:46it double degree from harvard i got it got into school early she got it me and my sister are very
03:51competitive i could have gotten into harvard but i didn't even apply i know this is not true because
03:56i don't think ming is very academically inclined there's no way well mom you know that i've been
04:03doing boulangerie well it's body care so it's body mist body lotion body shimmery oils i am a creative
04:10director and co-founder of boulangerie i wanted to start this brand because the number one thing that
04:15people say to me is how soft i am and how good i smell and i'm not even lying so i was like i don't
04:20know why i wouldn't just formulate my own sense we're really close to launching like we've almost
04:25finished most of the packaging the bottles the formulation it's all like done also i don't think
04:30i told you but i do have a dinner coming so it's like a launch party yeah it's like a launch dinner
04:34so yoki you have to come before you leave you smell amazing thank you what are you wearing can we
04:41have boulangerie vanilla i'm always wearing vanilla i was gonna say you smell like a dessert oh i just
04:45always want to smell sweet and yummy and yummy and not too yummy oh like lickable you oh god no one's
04:52licking nothing i'm excited to see what we're gonna get for my girls because they're more than capable
04:57and they can do it your baby fat is boulangerie oh wow my baby fat that's a large yeah my baby fat
05:04for me it was baby fat for you it's boulangerie baby fat that's a really high bar for me and what
05:12i'm trying to do and this is probably one of my first things i've done by myself so i'm a little
05:16nervous for the launch like what if i fail what is this it's a belt you can i this is a leash can i use
05:24what is wrong with you what what kind of life do you live this is terrible people think i'm the
05:34hope okay that's it i'm leaving my own cholesterol child bye mom coming up this looks cool tone this
05:41looks way too orange can we change it is that going to be hard no no no you hitchhike no but like have
05:49you ever hitchhooked
05:54so what colors have we shot so far lingerie is a body care brand that's inspired by french pastries
06:15we only just been doing like this i think this looks perfect i think it's really important to
06:20smell really good i feel like it's one of the first things that someone notices about you that
06:25like stands out that's not just beauty it says something about you do you want the ingredients
06:30though on these colors or do you want them on the cream probably on the cream so it's so close that
06:34you can't use the background and then i want to make them like wet yeah like we'd spray it with a
06:37spray bottle like sexy like wet trippy strawberries we are finally shooting the content that we need for
06:43socials and the website i don't want to post anything with bottles in it before the launch date but i
06:48want to post stuff so i want to post like ingredients so that no one really knows what
06:51it is but when it comes out it's like oh it's this yeah yeah i'm actually a really bad chronic online
06:56shopper so i just want to mimic something that would make me buy something
07:00i like this well i was going to talk to you about the dinner i know everything is happening very quickly
07:10now yeah purple lingerie we're going to have a dinner to launch the product and that's really
07:14exciting because it's my first brand dinner that i'm putting together well i don't think i told you
07:17but i do have a dinner coming up so it's like a launch party yeah it's like a launch thing oh
07:21there's a color palette though you have to wear exactly what i say okay it's gonna be my first
07:26time that i'm showing a lot of my close friends and my mom my family what exactly i've been working
07:31on a lot of them know but they haven't seen it so i'm really excited hi honey i'm gonna try to reach
07:37you for two days i thought i thought you were playing i'm shooting for the lingerie stuff look at how
07:42pretty this looks oh you're working it looks so good we're shooting the products and then we're
07:49shooting things that are not the product that is like a teaser i would love to eat that that looks
07:53so good i'm so excited it's gonna be beautiful well it's really exciting because it's like i'm doing
08:00this by myself obviously everybody here on this team is amazing but without my mom and my sister
08:04and i feel like i actually am able to like say something and it looks like how i want to be honest
08:08you have a better aesthetic than most people like you can say it i have a better aesthetic than my
08:12sister i mean most people on the planet you have a great aesthetic so i'm like really excited you're
08:16gonna i'm excited i think this is gonna go really well that looks really good i gotta go but i love
08:20you so much okay i love you too bye it's nice to do something on my own and to do it in my own vision
08:26like what's this can i see this this looks cool tone this looks way too orange can we change it
08:32is that going to be hard no no no i'm always nervous showing my mom new projects that i do
08:38and different things that i've been doing and i don't think my mom's ever been disappointed in me
08:42but this i love the setup i'm really proud of myself i hope my mom is getting really proud of me
08:48this is definitely a lot lot closer to what i was hoping for i like this a lot
08:53so mom i have something coming in the mail for you because of my backpacking because i'm only
09:10going to be in bali for two weeks and i'm going to vietnam i'm going back to bali soon i have stuff
09:16to do in bali it's cold here and there's no coconut it's 25 degrees outside and i am still
09:22bleeding in two weeks i'm never going to want to stop traveling but i realized i need to share
09:28a little bit more about my trips this is very key for my mom i got a gps tracker so that you know
09:33where my backpack always is i don't really care as much about the backpack as i care about your body
09:37are you alone no you're not going to go back no i have friends i have friends no you're not i met
09:42them in vietnam so there could be killers no we're bungee jumping they're cool yoki we don't don't go
09:50bungee jumping i already did it ioki i'm so sorry wow you have rapid fire bull for me i know
09:58ioki is an adult but adulting is not her specialty i didn't know she was making friends with all the
10:04backpackers so i do worry about her wouldn't it be great if you can just track my adventure i can
10:09just put a tag in your bag yeah so why do i need the one you ordered in the mail because i'm going
10:13to like places don't have service and they're a bit rural high altitude ashley and she had to get
10:19it yes yoki and i are sitting here say hi hi ashley hi so we're going to put um like an air tag in
10:26her backpack you can put it on my tent is that like a yurt it was like a hammock for like if you're
10:30if you're rock climbing can we put it on the on the rock wall okay you can't just be running around
10:36the world doing dangerous things you didn't even tell mommy you were in vietnam i don't look at that
10:40location thing all the time i thought you do you don't trap us all all day like now they're
10:45hitchhiking across the border you hitchhike no but like have you ever hitchhooked no you're lying
10:51i've jumped onto a train no ticket but i didn't hitchhike it was train was already going a moving
10:57train no it stopped i jumped on without a ticket you're supposed to be safe i'm very safe i'll be
11:04back but i'm gonna bring you so many pretty things i'm gonna bring you things we want you pretty
11:08thing to be back in one piece bracelet no we just want you to be safe i do think aoki has a good head
11:15on her shoulders she can be a little scattered sometimes as long as you're safe and i know
11:18where you are and i have their location i think she's okay out in the world
11:22so welcome to bitter root pottery today we're going to be making a bowl on the wheel okay i'm doing
11:44all the things right now for the launch of laundry and i'm really anxious so i'm hanging out with my
11:50friends ella and scarlett to get away from the stresses in life all right so when i slam this
11:54clay down i'm aiming for my ex to give it a really good slam down okay yeah we're gonna go and slap
12:00this clay just on the sides you're going to start making sure that the hole fits the sponge so pinch
12:08the sides see if it fits inside your hole here you guys have to be joking fits inside my hole just me
12:13okay fine yeah it's just you i just didn't know that pottery was so
12:19slutty so you're leaving for new york like in six days i would be in paris anyway wait oh hold on
12:25we were gonna have a dinner to launch the lingerie yes i know the lingerie everybody has to be here
12:29if you're not here then i'm kicking you out of my friendship
12:34my guest list is short i asked aoki and she was like i'm coming
12:37i'm so excited i'm so excited i'm really happy that she's able to be around for the launch i feel
12:45like ioki would have loved to do this with us i know i don't know what she's doing today i saw her
12:49this morning and then never again getting an open support means a lot to me switch your hand position
12:57how do i make this a heart i'm not leaving until i make this a heart
13:11how was school good were you good at school today you learned stuff yeah you're so much taller than
13:17when i was here last time you're so tall thank you how was your birthday i went to a go-karting place
13:23when i was in valley i missed wolf's birthday is i okay gonna be on my birthday no no oh is it me
13:33kind of like what lala told me at lunch while you're here you need to spend time with your siblings
13:37it's really important to me to see ming and the boys and everybody especially wolfie the youngest one
13:42who can't get his words in so i just want to make sure he has some time but i think it's just a great
13:46way to show that i am interested in what you're doing i found a lizard in your house there's so many
13:51lives where i live you would love it there's like five geckos every room yeah come listen me
13:58you would love bali i think i'm going back what do you think you're going back i am going back
14:06but not for as long promise you come back every three months okay you never call me on that fancy
14:12phone you have i don't have a number you have my number i don't you do i don't you do i don't i have
14:19ming's number what that's so shady you have ming's number but not my number
14:31ready yeah oh it looks really cool look at that i'm so excited we're both very into tech like vr when
14:37we were in japan i wanted to go to the biggest tech store in the world and i put the vr headset
14:43on it i was like oh look at this for like four hours he was like just do around the store hello
14:49okay this young man loves vr does he now and we want to know what experiences he can do now depending
14:55on the game i would get you guys in something like a fantasy scenario where you got magic and swords and
15:00all that good stuff oh we want that i could get you in there shooting and killing zombies i like magic
15:05i don't even but i know you want i figure i don't like being jump scared well wolfie what if we're
15:10in the space experience and we can be like we have space gun zombie here you go azul you shall be our
15:15blue soldier do i look cute nobody looks fashionable in the apocalypse
15:22now do we want child safe mode on that takes out the three little curse words no yes standard
15:27difficulty are we trying to mess around and find out on nightmare mode nightmare mode welcome one and all to
15:34your battlegrounds to be gather at the center of the room facing the fan i'm so scared wonderful
15:41i'll go get your last piece of equipment i'm not sure i want to see what i'm seeing oh that's too bad
15:46oh wow goodbye oh time for you guys to begin good luck soldiers oh i don't like this at all oh this is bad
15:57we'll get you on my back oh no i'm done
16:03i don't like this i don't like it guys we could have done lightsaber we could have a duel but no
16:10zombie murder there's no reason to put yourself in that situation while someone the zombies got you
16:16could like hear yourself being chewed up it was a lot
16:25they came from all angles we only won because wolf turned out to be a great teammate
16:30we had fun i'm so glad we did that together
16:34okay good job i'm proud of you did you have fun yeah should we do this again we have two more games oh my god
16:42coming up people are always like you have the funniest mom
16:49i hope you enjoy our products like all of you they're lickable i was told not my work
16:55okay so i'm watching a brand and it's coming out of my first so what's the product so we did body
17:12mist body lotion and there's a lot of shimmery body oils i do i was gonna sell up it's like really light
17:18oh wow this is a big night for me it's gonna be my first time that i'm showing my mom and my sister my
17:23products they haven't seen it and they definitely haven't smelled it bing bing i need a picture of
17:27you the dress code is to dress in the colors of the brand this goes back to me wanting to make
17:33content because i want all the videos to look cohesive i want there to be a very specific dress
17:37code and if you don't follow it then you can't sit down do you have like a face lotion too or you
17:43i don't want to do skincare i feel like everybody does skincare that's true too like nobody wants their
17:47body to be solved we just want our faces to look good and then 20 years we're gonna be like why don't
17:49take care of our body all right we should probably start sitting bella you're here let's go let you
17:57sit here that was easy i like memorize this i only invited my bestest friends just everybody that i
18:03hold dear to me just people that would be proud of me oh my god it's so good
18:08nice honestly like who doesn't want to be praised
18:17oh my god hi thank you all for coming to my dinner i'm so thankful that you all are so beautiful
18:26thank you all for sticking to my color palette i like when my mom comes into the room to immediately
18:30grab the spotlight honestly it makes me look amazing people are always like you have the funniest mom
18:34i hope you enjoy our products they smell so yummy like all of you they're lickable i was told not
18:40my words you have the loudest mom you have the most charismatic mom i get aura points you're sitting
18:47right here in front of me of my face there are five fragrances there are four body oils there are three
18:53body lotions
18:53things that you're doing up until now i haven't shown my mom the products this is something i did
19:03do on my own okay i like this one my mom is a very judgmental person and i don't mean that in a
19:09bad way so i can genuinely tell when she likes something or not are you gonna put that in your purse
19:17and it does feel really good she is excited about the product
19:26okay i'm gonna give like a full speech hi guys thank you all for being here my mom told me to get
19:30a job and so this is my job and i've been developing this for a little over a year and i'm really really
19:35excited that it's finally coming out and i'm really happy that all of you guys came because i only invited
19:40my bestest friends oh so i hope you guys enjoy and i hope you guys get a chance to smell that
19:52i'm so proud of you thank you that's the first time you said that to me
19:56ming having a fragrance line is a great idea like she's expressing yourself creatively
20:00and i'm happy for her it was good to be here and it was so nice to celebrate ming
20:04ming but now i do feel pressure so much to show my mom i can do things that outside of the family
20:15business i mean you really have a job i told you i have a job i created one i always tell the kids
20:21to get a job i think kids everywhere should get a job okay nothing's going to be handed to kids for
20:26free so i'm so proud this is this my baby's baby first grandbaby my first grandbaby oh hi honey
20:35are you proud of me please don't cry oh my god you're gonna cry i did it you guys hearing my mom say
20:39she's proud feels really good i don't think she understood exactly what i was doing until this
20:44dinner i'm so excited i think that she just thought i was playing pretend i might have a job but i still
20:51need your credit card on the next kimora back in the family i told the kids they have to get an
20:57advanced degree to get their inheritance i'm not doing anything with those books you could have been a
21:01lawyer i can't be a lawyer i hope she's not serious about this i want you to help me make money
21:08i want a model do you have this hoodie at home do you want to put the hood up and make it moody
21:13how about a yogi what is she doing we're not exactly sure i have an idea for a business i'm nervous to
21:19show my mom
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