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00:00Today we're playing Roblox Bed Wars, but a mystery wheel chooses our destiny.
00:04And lucky for me, Melon landed on Say Yes to Anything,
00:08so he had to do whatever I told him for 24 hours.
00:11Well, I guess really just one Bed Wars round.
00:13Can we hit 5,555 likes on this video? Let's get goaded!
00:18Sonny, what are we doing today? I know you said you had a weird idea.
00:21I do have a pretty weird idea for this one.
00:24Get ready to be slapped up by the wheel of mystery.
00:28Oh, what does that even mean?
00:29Bro, what are these? Can't sprint become girl? What does become girl mean?
00:34Bro, you know what it means. It says it right there. You have to be a girl.
00:38Okay, do you want the first or second spin?
00:40Oh, just give me the first spin.
00:42Boom!
00:43Come on, turn Melon into a girl.
00:45Oh my gosh, it might work.
00:46Oh, stop! Stop!
00:48No!
00:48Stop!
00:49Yeah, no!
00:50Yes! You have to say yes to anything in this Bed Wars!
00:54No!
00:55Wait, yes!
00:56Ah, that's right. Get some practice.
00:58This sucks.
01:00My spin! What am I getting?
01:02Come on.
01:04Be goaded.
01:05Stop!
01:05Yes!
01:06Stop!
01:07No!
01:07Nice one, Sonny.
01:09Nice one.
01:10I guess I'll be back in a few. I've got to become a grill.
01:13Oh my god, Sonny. You look hideous.
01:16I'm beautiful. What do you mean?
01:19Bro, what are you, dude?
01:21Oh my god. I'm going to put you down, okay?
01:23No, stop.
01:23No, it's okay.
01:24It's okay.
01:24Stop! You have to stop. Say yes and stop.
01:27Yes.
01:28Oh my lord, you're scum.
01:30Yes, I am.
01:31I know. I look beautiful on the Avatar shop, but I look pretty awful in Bed Wars.
01:36I don't know why I took away my haircut, and it made me really boxy, so my clothes don't even fit.
01:42This is pretty weird.
01:43Yeah, bro. I don't know what's wrong with you.
01:44Anyways, uh, the game starts now, and you have to say yes, so even though I'm a beautiful lady, I'm instructing you carefully. Give me all of your iron.
01:53What? Okay, I will give you all my iron.
01:57No, you cannot spend it, and you must give it to me. All of it.
01:59Oh, I was just about to buy something.
02:02That's right. I want to hear you say those words, Y-E-S.
02:06Oh my god, you're so annoying.
02:08And when you're done- yo, don't kill me.
02:10Oh, you're so annoying, dude.
02:12Drop the iron again.
02:13That's right.
02:14Let me hit you while you drop the iron.
02:16Oh, this is so awesome. This is the best Bed Wars ever.
02:19Not only am I beautiful, but Melon has to do whatever I say.
02:23Melon, jump off the edge of the map into the void.
02:25What is this stupid game, bro? Why did you make this rule?
02:29Just say yes! Just say yes and do it!
02:32Oh my god.
02:33When you respawn, jump into the void again.
02:36You can't-
02:37Nice one, dude.
02:37You literally are breaking the rules, bro.
02:39Bro, they reset on death, bro. Everyone knows that.
02:41I told you to jump in again, and you didn't do it.
02:44Oh, I forgot. Sorry.
02:45You're not even answering the question.
02:46You have to say yes.
02:47Yes, okay.
02:48You're the worst.
02:48Yes, I'll do it. Oh my god.
02:50You're so annoying, man. I did it.
02:52Go and collect me all of the emeralds on the map.
02:54Oh my god. This is so stupid.
02:56This isn't even Bed Wars.
02:57There should be a cool down on these questions, man.
02:59Just say yes.
03:01Otherwise, the questions won't stop.
03:03Do you not understand how YouTube works?
03:05If you don't do this properly, the video won't viral.
03:07All right. Yes. Okay.
03:09Go get the emeralds.
03:10Yes.
03:11Good. Now you're learning.
03:13I was about to say, go get the emeralds quickly,
03:15because you were going at the speed of slow.
03:17The speed of slow. What does that even mean, bro?
03:20It means you're moving two blocks per second. Pick it up.
03:22I am. I am.
03:23You know what? While you're over there, bring me some diamonds.
03:26I want some bling.
03:26Oh my god, bro. What am I doing?
03:28I'm just slaving away.
03:30Yes.
03:30Yes. That's the whole point. Isn't it awesome?
03:33This is like a real-life simp simulator in Roblox.
03:36I know.
03:37Bring me those diamonds and emeralds. I'm waiting.
03:41What if I accidentally slip and fall by accident?
03:43That's not allowed. I didn't tell you to do it.
03:46But what if it's an accident?
03:47Well, it sounds like it's intentional now.
03:49Get over here. Do not accidentally fall.
03:51Bring me those gemstones. Stop.
03:54I'm stopping. Yes.
03:56Get on one knee and give me those gems.
03:59Okay.
04:00Tell me I'm beautiful.
04:02You're so beautiful, dude.
04:04That's right.
04:05Hey, give them to me, not to the boy.
04:07Oh, sorry. I'm trying to throw them in your direction.
04:09Yes.
04:09Stand still.
04:10Yes.
04:12Good. Very good.
04:13Break this wool, please.
04:15No, you're so annoying.
04:17All of it.
04:17Dude, I can't. I'm standing still.
04:19Don't move.
04:20Tell me I am the most beautiful girl you've ever seen.
04:25But Sonny, I can't lie.
04:26Melon, lie to me.
04:28Yes. I just have to say yes.
04:29That was such a stupid game, bro.
04:34That was the best, bro.
04:36That was the greatest bedwars I've ever experienced.
04:38Thank you for that.
04:39Comment down below what my name should be when I'm in this beautiful fit.
04:42I was thinking Sunderella.
04:44I was thinking Suggly.
04:45Yo, what?
04:47That's Sussy right there.
04:49Call me Sussy, actually.
04:50You could call me Sussy instead of Sonny.
04:51Take me to the next round.
04:52As the winner of that round, I will take the honors and spin the wheel first.
04:57I want something goaded, man.
04:59That's not too bad.
05:00Stop on no emeralds.
05:00No.
05:01I can play that.
05:01I can play that.
05:02Trap him on one block.
05:03No.
05:03Oh, yes.
05:04That's actually a dub in this game.
05:07I hope I get Resizer.
05:08I don't really know what that means, but I hope I get it.
05:10Nah, bro.
05:11You are going to get trapped on one block.
05:13Keep going.
05:13Yes, let's go.
05:14Resizer, let's go.
05:15What is that, though?
05:16Melon, you asked what the Resizer was.
05:19It's another wheel, bro.
05:20Let's see what you get.
05:21Wait, what?
05:22Come on.
05:23Make him small.
05:24Make him small.
05:25No.
05:26Wait, small's not that bad.
05:28Wait, that's actually good.
05:29It's harder for you to hit me.
05:30Oh, no.
05:30You're actually right.
05:31Why did I want you to get this?
05:32Well, I guess you're going to look stupid, at least.
05:34Well, at least I can get emeralds, buddy.
05:36Yo, I'm not the girl anymore.
05:38I look kind of crazy, though.
05:39What's going on with me?
05:40Bro, why your head look weird?
05:42Why your head look like that, dude?
05:43What is going on?
05:44I look like a soda bottle, bro.
05:46I got two liters in my brain right now.
05:48I'm doomed up.
05:49Bro, you have a giant gap between your mouth and eyes.
05:51What is wrong with you?
05:52Bro, I also have a random child strapped to my chest, so don't attack me, okay?
05:56You wouldn't hurt a kid, would you?
05:58I would absolutely hurt a kid.
05:59Are you kidding me?
06:00Never trust a melon as a babysitter.
06:02All right, give me these.
06:04Let's go.
06:04Bro, I rushed mid, but I just realized I don't even have to worry about you touching my emeralds.
06:08Yo, my big dome is gone once I put a hat on.
06:10It compressed it down.
06:11It actually did compress it.
06:13You're right.
06:13I can't farm emeralds.
06:14That's fine.
06:15I ain't even worried.
06:16You're not tiny, or are you tiny?
06:17Oh, yeah.
06:18I got to get tiny.
06:19I forgot.
06:19Hold on.
06:20Hold on.
06:20Even though I can't touch emeralds, it doesn't mean I'm not a threat in the middle of the
06:23map, bro.
06:24I'm coming to slap you.
06:25I see you, mini melon.
06:26No, you don't.
06:27You don't see nothing.
06:27I do.
06:28I do.
06:28You're trying to scrounge up some emis.
06:30I'm too quick.
06:30Yeah, nice one.
06:31Nice one.
06:32You're trying to block me out?
06:33I'm going to race past you.
06:34No, no.
06:34Chill.
06:35Chill.
06:35Chill.
06:36My bed ain't ready yet.
06:36My bed ain't ready for that.
06:37Yo.
06:38Yo, what are you doing?
06:38Boom.
06:39Boom.
06:40Yo, back off, melon.
06:41I'm killing your bed.
06:43Let's go.
06:44No.
06:44Oh, my God.
06:45Oh, my God.
06:46Oh, my Lord.
06:46Six health.
06:47Six health.
06:48What?
06:48You have six HP?
06:50Oh, my God, man.
06:51That's it.
06:52I may not be able to get the Emmys, but there is something I can farm.
06:55Yeah, go farm those diamondes.
06:57I will.
06:58I will get all of the diamondes, but that is not all I will get.
07:01I will get so much more power.
07:02I will be so much more hench than you could ever believe.
07:06Thanks for a hundred.
07:08Iron?
07:08Bro, bro's still on the iron phase.
07:10Dude, breathe, bro.
07:15Breathe.
07:15It's gonna be okay.
07:16Ah, I can't buy any of these.
07:18They're all emeralds.
07:19Talks.
07:20That's so stupid, man.
07:22That sucks for you.
07:23I feel bad.
07:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:24Whatever.
07:25Let me buy this.
07:26Okay.
07:27I'm gonna need some more building blocks.
07:29Then I'm coming to kill you.
07:30Mm-hmm.
07:31Sure, man.
07:32Think you can kill me like that.
07:34Maddens don't even know.
07:35I know I can kill you like that.
07:36Why would I be ever afraid of you?
07:39You're trash.
07:39You probably should be.
07:42You didn't even rush my base when you had all this time.
07:44Have fun.
07:45Have fun taking the L.
07:46Hey, bro.
07:46I've just been gearing up.
07:47I've been taking advantage of the emerald benefits that I have.
07:51True.
07:51You might have those, but I've got other plans, dog.
07:56Yeah, yeah.
07:57I'm literally like a mini unit.
07:58I am too crazy.
08:00Yo, you're gonna be tiny.
08:01You're gonna have diamond armor?
08:02Is that it?
08:03You think that's enough to stop me?
08:04Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
08:05You're gonna need some more upgrades.
08:07You're gonna need emerald armor if you think you got me.
08:09Why, bro?
08:09What could you possibly have?
08:11Everything.
08:11All of it.
08:12You literally can't get emeralds, bro.
08:14Doesn't matter, dude.
08:14You're going to get shredded like minced beef.
08:18I'm sure.
08:18I'm sure, buddy.
08:19And then I purchased this.
08:21And maybe I purchased...
08:23Oh, this is all I can really buy now.
08:24Interesting decisions I have to make.
08:27Very interesting.
08:29Melon, today is the day that you feel more devastated than you ever have in the past.
08:35Mm-hmm.
08:35Trust me.
08:36I'm trusting, bro.
08:37I'm trusting.
08:37You're gonna think that the diamond armor is enough to stop me, but bro, I've got other plans.
08:47Yo, nice one.
08:48Why don't you go spend some time in the void?
08:50Why don't you...
08:50Why don't you go spend some time in the afterlife, bro?
08:53In the afterlife.
08:54I don't plan on it.
08:54Let's go!
08:55No!
08:55Come on.
08:56Oh my god, I got 8 HP.
08:578 HP.
08:58Boom!
08:58Let's go!
08:59That's right.
08:59Back up.
09:00My bed is alive, bro.
09:03Nice shot.
09:04He's so annoying.
09:06Nice one, bro.
09:07Nice one.
09:08Nice one, dude.
09:08Yeah, you better run.
09:09You better run.
09:10I'm not scared of you, dude.
09:11What are you gonna do?
09:12What are you gonna do?
09:13Nice enchant table.
09:14Nice enchant table.
09:14Thank you.
09:15I do appreciate it.
09:16Oh, I gotta be small.
09:18Yeah, that's right.
09:19Shrink down!
09:20Get off the edge!
09:21Oh, you're done.
09:21You're done, bro.
09:22You're done.
09:23Let's go!
09:25Dude, I was like 20 iron off of getting my enchants.
09:29Oh, that sucks, dude.
09:31Whatever, bro.
09:32You literally look like an ice cube.
09:34Yeah, because I'm cold.
09:35I'm too cold.
09:36All right, bro.
09:36As the winner again.
09:38Wait, not again.
09:39But I got the first spin.
09:41Yeah, don't ever say again, bro.
09:43Get trapped!
09:44No way!
09:45You're done.
09:46You're finished.
09:46And for me, I will be receiving what punishment?
09:51Yo, truth or dare?
09:53Okay.
09:54That's not so bad.
09:55That's actually light work.
09:56Bro, I'm stuck on this stupid one block, man.
10:00That's right, bro.
10:01This is gonna be the easiest bad wars.
10:03It might even be easier than say yes to everything I say.
10:06I'm getting off of this stupid island, bro.
10:08Oh my god, the building's so weird.
10:10Good luck with that.
10:11I already have iron armor, coffin, some blocks.
10:14Ugh, light work.
10:16Bro, don't you have truth or dare, though?
10:18Oh, you're right, dog.
10:20I'll start off with a dare.
10:21I'll start off with a dare.
10:22Okay, okay.
10:23I dare you not to break my bed until I get back.
10:26Or touch my bed.
10:27Sure, I won't even touch it.
10:28I won't even touch it.
10:29Oh my god, what the heck, bro?
10:31I want my thumb back in functioning form.
10:35I can't hold my mouse properly.
10:37This is so annoying.
10:38Bro, I'm so close.
10:40I need to start making progress.
10:41Dude, he's so ahead of me.
10:42I am coming to destroy you, bro.
10:44I don't care.
10:45Sonny, truth or dare, truth or dare.
10:46Oh, you're right.
10:47I respawned.
10:47I have to do it again.
10:49I'll do truth this time.
10:52Better ask quick because I'm still playing.
10:56Is it true that I'm the goat?
10:58I guess that's false.
11:00Easy.
11:00Thank you.
11:00Wow, that was really deep.
11:02Bro, you just admitted you're not the goat.
11:04You were reading it out loud to yourself.
11:06What?
11:06Yo, you're playing mind games.
11:07Is it true that I'm the goat?
11:09And then you said false.
11:10So you're not the goat, bro.
11:11Everyone saw that.
11:12Fine.
11:12I'm not the goat.
11:13You're right.
11:13I'm not the goat.
11:14You want to know who the goat is?
11:15Who?
11:15Me?
11:16Yours truly?
11:16No.
11:17Look at that.
11:17I got grass blocks, bro.
11:18You scared of me.
11:19Yo, that is pretty slick.
11:21I was going to say the goat.
11:22Everybody knows the goat is the shopkeeper.
11:24Bro, why are you so scared of me, dude?
11:25Because I messed up and I don't have any more blocks.
11:28Nice, bro.
11:28Nice.
11:29I'm out of here.
11:30See you, nerd.
11:30That's right.
11:31Run, bucko.
11:32I will run there, big feller.
11:34Because I don't want to be doing no more truths or dares.
11:36So I'm going back to my base here.
11:38Gotta kill him and ask him another truth or dare.
11:40Nope.
11:40I don't think you need to be doing that.
11:41I think you need to be chilling and waiting for me to get my stacked upgrades.
11:46Oh, that's nice.
11:47This is not fair.
11:48This is not fair.
11:49Bro, I already got diamond armor.
11:50Feels kind of fair to me.
11:51Yeah, what are you doing?
11:52Oh my god.
11:53You're so annoying, bro.
11:55I only have a wood sword though, Melon.
11:57You should be able to handle this fight.
11:58Come on.
11:59I thought you were the goat and I'm not the goat.
12:01Let's go.
12:01I am the goat.
12:02I am the goat.
12:03No, no, you.
12:05Oh my god.
12:06You're so annoying.
12:07Yeah, Tanker would have been able to kill me there, but not you.
12:10Because you ain't the goat, bro.
12:11You ain't the goat.
12:12Okay, bro.
12:12I'm sorry.
12:13I don't.
12:13I'm not a professional.
12:14Truth or dare.
12:15Oh no, you're not dead yet.
12:16Never mind.
12:17Oh no, Melon's going for my base.
12:19Got him.
12:20Oh my god.
12:21I hit him, but he didn't die.
12:22Dude, nice bed.
12:22Nice bed, bro.
12:23Nice bed.
12:24You want to do that?
12:24Hey, truce.
12:25I don't break your bed.
12:26You don't break mine.
12:26All right, deal.
12:27Deal?
12:28Deal.
12:29Did you damage it?
12:29Don't even damage it.
12:30Okay, I didn't damage it.
12:31If you damage it, the deal's off.
12:32Okay.
12:33Deal, deal, deal.
12:33I'm leaving your island now.
12:34I'm leaving your island.
12:35I'm leaving your island.
12:36Okay, I left your island.
12:37Wow, you're actually trustworthy.
12:38That was crazy.
12:39Yeah, bro.
12:39I told you.
12:40I didn't think I could believe you, though.
12:41I would never lie.
12:42Now I'm killing you, though.
12:43Why?
12:43Now you're a dead man.
12:45Why?
12:45Stay away.
12:47Bro thought I was trustworthy.
12:49Bro really thought.
12:50Okay, then I'll go back to yours.
12:51Bro doesn't care.
12:53Bro's gonna kill.
12:53Oh my god.
12:54What is that?
12:55Wait, how did you die?
12:57That's so dumb.
12:59My telepearl glitched, bro.
13:01Who would have thought Melanie could clutch it?
13:03Ah, GG.
13:04Well played, brother.
13:05That was the biggest L of the day.
13:07Worse than me becoming a girl and looking like a sussy.
13:10All right, bro.
13:11Good game.
13:12Good game.
13:12GG's well played.
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