- 2 weeks ago
Heated Rivalry
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59What do you do?
01:00You think I'm pretty?
01:01You don't know that.
01:02You think I'm pretty?
01:03You think I'm pretty?
01:04I think I'm pretty cool.
01:05You can stay, you're in our way
01:08Que los forever
01:09Que los forever
01:13Que los forever
01:17Que los forever
01:21You think I'm pretty
01:26You think I'm pretty
01:28I'm gonna fuck you
01:30Let's go!
01:35I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:40Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:51Good job
01:57Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think I'm clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made me drive up
02:10Que los forever
02:13Que los forever
02:17Que los forever
02:21I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:25I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:30Yeah, I'm gonna get out soon
02:32I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:36I need your magic beans, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're right but right
02:56Hunched over your phone wreck
02:59A tree, a dark, a hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:14You're lost to believe in standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:32You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
03:38You say you're scared, yeah
03:40I know most people do
03:43This is the real world, honey
03:45Oh man, in spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no hidden door
03:50Nice try, knock it out the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try, get out here
04:09You're in our way
04:11Can't ask forever
04:13Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Well, thanks, guys.
06:41Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:39Oh, wow, wow.
09:48You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:09Oh, my God.
10:30It's okay.
10:39Oh, it's a nose.
10:56Thank you, okay?
11:00It's okay.
11:02It's okay.
11:03It's okay.
11:05It's okay.
11:06It's okay.
11:07It's okay.
11:08It's okay.
11:13It's okay.
11:16It's okay.
11:21I'm sorry.
11:51Are you...
11:55Oh God, don't...
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32It looks shallow now, okay?
12:51You killed Midlander. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07Worth the wait.
13:22I should go.
13:32So, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am
13:50to watch her begin.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's Medal?
14:11Fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for the top story here in Sochi Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom,
15:06Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:11Good voice.
15:12Hey.
15:13Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:14Yeah.
15:15All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:16Good voice.
15:17Hey.
15:18Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:19Be nice, Fanny.
15:20Nice to fucking lost Latvia.
15:21Did you see that game?
15:22Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show. A debacle.
15:23Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:24Uh, I don't know.
15:25Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Yeah.
15:30Yeah.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Yeah.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Yeah.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Yeah.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Yeah.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Yeah.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Yeah.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Yeah.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Yeah.
15:50I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:59Trust me.
16:00You look great in silver, Vani. Don't even stress.
16:01Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Probably right.
16:13The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're training together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:48Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fucking hell he did.
17:16I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:21Hey.
17:22Not here.
17:23No.
17:24I'm not.
17:25I saw you up here.
17:26I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:27Fine.
17:28Go sit down.
17:29I'm not here.
17:30No, I'm not.
17:31I saw you up here.
17:32I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:33Fine.
17:34Go sit down.
17:35We hit.
17:36We are not anything.
17:37Go away, Hollander.
17:41I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to get married.
18:39Yes, son.
18:39You need to get married.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You should be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this?
19:05It's not a pity?
19:06It's not a pity.
19:07It's not a pity.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a pity.
19:14It's not a pity.
19:16It's not a pity.
19:17It's not a pity, which you showed up in childhood.
19:19I play better than when I was born.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You're always looking for someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:41Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57Mom died.
19:58That way.
19:59You don't remember?
20:00You're not even remember?
20:01I had a habit in your own home.
20:03Where's Polina?
20:04In Moscow?
20:05Of course.
20:06You have to go.
20:08Where's Polina?
20:09Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:13Of course.
20:14We need to go.
20:19In the evening.
20:20To the night.
20:21To meet the minister.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:26Yeah, you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always in the same way.
20:36I'm always in the same way.
20:38But what's going on?
20:40No, he's not in the form.
20:42He's not in the form.
20:44He's not in the form.
20:46He's in the United States.
20:48He's working good, good.
20:51He's not in the form.
20:53It's a problem.
20:55It's a problem with the leader.
20:57It's always a problem.
20:58Leader.
20:59He's not in the form.
21:01He's not in the form.
21:03He's not in the form.
21:05He's not in the form.
21:07He's not in the form.
21:09He's not in the form.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to the bar.
21:18He's not in the form.
21:20Look how he's behind you.
21:24From the very beginning.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28I'd like to remember it.
21:30I want to go to the bar.
21:32I want to go to the bar.
21:33I want to go to the bar.
21:34I want to go to the bar.
21:36No.
21:37It's not a problem.
21:38Any other options.
21:39Other options.
21:40It's important to me.
21:41I'm going to go to the bar.
21:42It's important to me.
21:44It's very interesting.
21:45It's really really interesting.
21:47It's been a long time, Sash.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you are not looking for any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I will blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it does not mean for you.
22:25It does not?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:29My father...
22:30Your father is a fool, who will kill you in any case.
22:32You have to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44The country Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he is traumatized.
22:58Why do you know everything?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03And with the traumatic
23:05You can have a strong resolve.
23:06You don't want to get out of the league.
23:07You are a good guy.
23:08You are a good guy.
23:09You are a good guy.
23:11You are a good guy.
23:12This is the West Coast, and then you can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago, not that before.
23:21In the final, it will be San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:27So you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I played with Satsun.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you will have to be perfect.
23:41You will always be perfect.
23:43Of course, but you need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03There is great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Men.
24:15It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:19Well...
24:21You've seen French boys?
24:24Yes?
24:25Yes, I'll say?
24:26Yes, Ilja?
24:27Yes, I'll say.
24:28Yes, I'll say.
24:29Yes, Ilja?
24:30Yes, I'll say.
24:31Oh, my God, I'm not doing anything.
24:38You don't want cocaine, you don't lie, you don't flirt at the answer.
24:50Rаньше ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
25:09Здесь? Серьезно?
25:13Это опасность раньше возбуждала тебя, если память меня не изменяет.
25:22Мы же не дети, Саша.
25:26Да, это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:50Ладно, я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:04Пока я.
26:06Была рада тебя видеть.
26:24Что случилось?
26:26Да, да, да, да, да, да.
26:30Что я должен делать?
26:31Я не знаю.
26:32Я не знаю.
26:33Мама говорит мне.
26:34Я не знаю.
26:35Я не знаю.
26:36Я не знаю.
26:37Я не знаю.
26:38Субтитры возьмать отец.
26:39Я поймал.
26:44Житая жизнерная игра.
26:45Я не знаю.
26:46О, я не знаю.
26:48Oh, fuck you, Swedish Inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it, it's nice.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:17I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He's shot against.
29:03Obviously, it's not a match.
29:05I'm literally hungry.
29:33Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing.
30:01He's the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey.
30:07Before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talent Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33Come on!
30:34Come on!
30:35Come on!
30:35I'll text them to you.
30:36Go on!
30:41Go on!
30:43Come on!
30:46Go on!
30:51Go on!
30:54Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointing at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable. You suck my dick.
31:51Maybe you ask nicely.
32:09Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick. Please.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:51We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck, Colleen.
34:11Good luck, Colleen.
34:23Good luck, Colleen.
34:24Good luck.
34:25Good luck.
34:29Good luck.
34:31Good luck, Colleen.
34:33Good luck.
34:34Good luck.
34:36Good luck.
34:37Good luck, Colleen.
34:44Good luck.
34:46You're welcome.
34:48How many men, happy?
34:50Have you gone.
34:52Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:52There's a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:22This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54I've never...
36:55I'm just...
36:55I'm just...
37:00It's your...
37:01It's my...
37:02I'm just trying to...
37:04Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
37:55Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:20I need you.
38:26I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:33I need you.
38:36I need you.
39:25So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:07It's home.
40:10Yeah.
40:11But...
40:12I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03Goodbye, Hollander.
41:04Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05Goodbye, Hollander.
41:06Goodbye, Hollander.
41:07Goodbye, Hollander.
41:08Goodbye, Hollander.
41:09Goodbye, Hollander.
41:10Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:12Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15Goodbye, Hollander.
41:16Goodbye, Hollander.
41:17Goodbye, Hollander.
41:18Goodbye, Hollander.
41:19Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:23Goodbye, Hollander.
41:24Goodbye, Hollander.
41:25Goodbye, Hollander.
41:26Goodbye, Hollander.
41:27Goodbye, Hollander.
Be the first to comment