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00:00This is Zooty, a 33-year-old Miami stripper, who thought she could outsmart a bank by trying to cash over $8,000 in a fraudulent check.
00:30Here? I don't do that.
00:32Yeah, this is not a fraudulent check, so unfortunately it's...
00:37Wow. No, I've got to call her.
00:41Can you have a seat over there for me, Miss?
00:42Yeah, for sure. I've got to call her.
00:45No, it says that...
00:48Do you have a seat over here for us?
00:50It says that she's having...
00:52Please, feel yourself, please.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Miss?
00:56Yeah?
00:57Can you come over here and have a seat for me?
01:00He responded in Spanish so fast, she had to reboot her whole identity.
01:03Her attempts at feigning ignorance were funny.
01:05But the lies she's about to tell are a lot funnier.
01:08First, she was saying that her kids were in the car, and then I was saying,
01:12she says, let me kiss you in the car, and the guy was wanting to go to the car.
01:19Ma'am, can you state your name?
01:21So I'll dig a larger.
01:22And this is the female that's standing from me in the pink dress and sport coat.
01:27Do you speak English, ma'am?
01:28Me? Yes.
01:29Okay.
01:31Are you under the influence of any medications that would affect your ability to tell the truth
01:34or understand my questions?
01:36No.
01:37Do you have any mental condition or impairments that would affect your ability to answer my questions?
01:40No.
01:41Wish to talk to me?
01:42About what?
01:43About that check.
01:44About that check.
01:45About that check.
01:46I do the job to somebody.
01:48Who?
01:49She gave me that check.
01:51I mean, I do like, I don't know how to say it in English,
01:54but I did a decoration for a birthday, and she paid me that check.
01:59I'm coming today here, trying to send it, and I don't know what happened.
02:04What's the name of the person that gave that check to you?
02:06James.
02:07What?
02:08James.
02:09The name that's on that check is the person that gave that to you?
02:14Well, I don't know.
02:15She gave me the check.
02:16I don't really like that.
02:18Where did you get this check from?
02:20From that person.
02:22Where?
02:23Where were you located when you got that check?
02:24In Miami.
02:25You got that check from someone in Miami?
02:27Yeah, I do the job I say to you.
02:30Okay.
02:31And that job was in Miami?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Why'd you drive up here to Palm Beach County to catch you?
02:35Well, because I'm working around here too.
02:40Stand up.
02:41Stand up.
02:42Mm-hmm.
02:45Do you have anything on you right now?
02:47What?
02:48Do you have anything on you?
02:49Any weapons?
02:50Any drugs?
02:51No, I don't have drugs.
02:52Do you have any drugs?
02:53Please.
02:54Cuchillo.
02:55Cuchillo.
02:56Don't drag me like that, please.
02:57I'm not driving you.
02:58Well, but you do it hard.
02:59Don't do it like that.
03:00Well.
03:01Okay.
03:02I'm about to get searched harder than that.
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