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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:16Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just hang on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, Timmy, now?
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09I don't want you to stop.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14I don't want you to stop.
00:01:16I don't want you to stop.
00:01:17I don't want you to stop.
00:01:18I don't want you to stop.
00:01:19I don't want you to stop.
00:01:20I don't want you to stop.
00:01:21I don't want you to stop.
00:01:22I don't want you to stop.
00:01:23Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:38I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:51Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:56I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:18Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:32Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:51But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:29I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tammy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51What?
00:03:59Tammy!
00:03:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08Mommy, hurry.
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:22Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:32She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:08$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:32so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:46Deal.
00:05:49Ready to go get married?
00:05:59Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:07This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:09Pictures.
00:06:17Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:20Okay.
00:06:41Okay.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:45Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:49To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:06:54Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:06From my family to you.
00:07:16Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:19to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22And who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:30It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:35Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:37I already found someone.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:48Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:53in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:55I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:02Fine.
00:08:03Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:17Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:22Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:41She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:51Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:02we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:13And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:17This is strictly business.
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:24Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:27I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:29getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:33Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:42I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:46Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:49and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:57Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5912 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short $15
00:10:17if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:19Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here, relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:36I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:49Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, not the pies, not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:10I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:15I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:25Hi.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27What?
00:11:28You do that often?
00:11:29As often as I can.
00:11:30We should go.
00:11:31We got to pick up paper.
00:11:32Look at the light.
00:11:33Look at the light.
00:11:34I'm not going to hand you.
00:11:35You do that often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:38Bit, watch out.
00:11:39How you doing?
00:11:40See how you doing?
00:11:41What?
00:11:42It's going to have to go.
00:11:43Right now, we've got to pick up paper.
00:11:44Bit, watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry. I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:10Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:42Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:45I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No. Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:52And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:12:56Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:11Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:35Hold on.
00:13:35You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughters.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:02Hey, there they are, ladies.
00:14:04Hey, ladies.
00:14:04Nice to meet you.
00:14:06Oh, dad.
00:14:07I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09We missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:15He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:31Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:37Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:43This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:47Auntie Pamela?
00:14:48Debbie?
00:14:49My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:52We're only worried about you.
00:14:54All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:03She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:07I'm not alone.
00:15:08Mm-hmm.
00:15:09And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:19Trash.
00:15:21Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:23Mm-hmm.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Ah, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:47That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:57him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:16:00William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:13And speak of the devil.
00:16:18Willie, you made it.
00:16:20There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal
00:16:42waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:47That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed the time they're not, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:01Ah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:05Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:10Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:19Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:21Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:35Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you in Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:54My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:57He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:58Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then, where is he?
00:18:06Because I don't see him.
00:18:08Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:17That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:20And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:26Mommy.
00:18:27Hi.
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:28See your hands?
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:31I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:33Come on, now.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:36What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:18:49Let me go.
00:18:49Let me go.
00:18:49Let me go.
00:18:58Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got in it.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:17Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, deadhead, take her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:25Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:30That's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:36Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it's an honor to meet you.
00:19:40I'm Max.
00:19:41Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York, polite, handsome, just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:51He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55You son of a bitch.
00:19:57You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:00That pristine automobile.
00:20:03That car.
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:08That car.
00:20:09It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15Are you?
00:20:20Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:23And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:33Jesus.
00:20:34How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough, please.
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:46Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much did you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:56So, you need a breath mint.
00:21:01All right, that's it.
00:21:02I'm calling the cops.
00:21:03Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:05Wait.
00:21:06What?
00:21:07Are you feeling noticed, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:21But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:28It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:30If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:37Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:41And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:44Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus.
00:21:55Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57He's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:01Here.
00:22:02Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:07Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:21Just leave me alone.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:25Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:26before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir!
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:32Please, accept my serious apologies!
00:22:34Please.
00:22:44Oh, that William!
00:22:47What a jerk, huh?
00:22:49He fooled me!
00:22:50What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:55Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:57Oh, come on, Eva!
00:22:58We were just looking out for you!
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:14We are family, aren't we?
00:23:16Family takes care of each other.
00:23:19If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life.
00:23:37My new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys!
00:23:40Let's go in!
00:23:40Welcome to the family!
00:23:45Welcome!
00:23:46Come on in!
00:23:46Come on in!
00:23:47This is your fault, Pam!
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality!
00:23:56My fault!
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William!
00:24:00William!
00:24:00Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:12And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:15I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:18I have a friend in high places.
00:24:20A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:26It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:29Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:36Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:41Mom!
00:24:42Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:45Oh, honey.
00:24:46We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08See you in a bit.
00:25:09Shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:11Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:31Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:39What are you doing?
00:25:41That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:45I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:51Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:56Later.
00:25:59Let's go.
00:25:59Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:15Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:21I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47It's so long.
00:26:48What you...
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:59Um...
00:27:00Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:23We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:31I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Uh, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:01Listen, I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07It's beautiful.
00:28:07Wow, sir.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21Is that good with you there?
00:28:23So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:31And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications.
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:16Okay, you guys.
00:29:17Have a good night, okay?
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:21Oh, you heard her.
00:29:43Oh, wow.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:57More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20You agree, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:41And your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:30:44You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10You pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:17Holy shit.
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:32I don't know.
00:31:32This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:37I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:46Maybe.
00:31:46I don't think I want you.
00:31:49I don't think I want you.
00:31:54I have to shut it up.
00:31:58Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:03Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:06Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:28It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:34I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:38Just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:00Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:08Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13I just...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:26What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:41Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:50I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max?
00:34:00How would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:14I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:21and I don't want any loose ends,
00:34:23you know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:29I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:35Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're
00:34:38going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then,
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:46Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know
00:34:54my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure
00:34:59you're just not trying
00:35:00to break the contract?
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:07Whoa!
00:35:12The truth is...
00:35:21Is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go!
00:35:27Just a second!
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:30Hey, Helen!
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:33Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:34but Piper is asking
00:35:36for a bedtime story
00:35:37before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:40We're kind of in the middle
00:35:41of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:46I mean, if you don't...
00:35:47If you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, atta boy.
00:35:50You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:52I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:54Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:55He sprang to his sleigh
00:35:59to his team
00:36:00gave a whistle
00:36:01and away they all flew
00:36:03like the down of a thistle.
00:36:05But I heard him exclaim
00:36:06as he drove out of sight
00:36:08Merry Christmas to all
00:36:10and to all
00:36:12a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew
00:36:17he was her real dad
00:36:18she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:21Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:29because you're her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:33That man has no idea
00:36:35what a treasure
00:36:36he's missing out on.
00:36:41Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:48No.
00:36:51Max.
00:36:58You're
00:36:59Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you
00:37:08when the time's right.
00:37:09I'll tell you
00:37:09when the time's right.
00:37:21Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off
00:37:37while we were asleep.
00:37:37God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:55Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:15Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay
00:38:28at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:32It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:40What is that?
00:38:41Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:46during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:51Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:53It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:56Oh, there we go.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrunched.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:23Could I, um...
00:39:27Could I have some water, please?
00:39:29That means there's no escaping
00:39:30Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda
00:39:35bullies Piper and I.
00:39:37Says Piper's a fatherless brat,
00:39:39and I'm...
00:39:41Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:44Better have Sam on standby tonight,
00:39:48just in case.
00:39:50Well,
00:39:51looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:08That earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:14Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details,
00:40:18but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23And it's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:30So, Ava and Piper
00:40:34still aren't here.
00:40:37But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:40What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:44An aging single mom.
00:40:46Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:50That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid
00:41:01with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:06Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:15Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:23Merry Christmas.
00:41:25You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:28I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29And Max.
00:41:30Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:31Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But what as handsome as you.
00:41:40Look at you two.
00:41:41You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:45This is for Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:49Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:57How thrifty.
00:41:59Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean all high?
00:42:04You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:09We will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:11You think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:21Honey, are you okay?
00:42:35I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:38It's fine.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:58Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:05You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:10You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:12I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:15I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name
00:43:19to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:33There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:41For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:45I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:49I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:57Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:23Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:43And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:48But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:52Fine.
00:44:52Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:01Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:04I know, dear.
00:45:05I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:08We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:11Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:17I just want to have our family together.
00:45:20Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:21Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:26We'll get something right after.
00:45:28Like drive-thru?
00:45:30I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:32That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:37No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:39Please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:42You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:52Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:45:58Piper.
00:45:59Piper.
00:46:00Sweetie.
00:46:00Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:06okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15actually i do he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:46:23sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:31you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica now i get why you
00:46:48married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable x what are you doing don't worry about
00:46:55sweetheart santa's already on his way actually five four three two one a helicopter
00:47:08there's no way
00:47:16how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:47:26boss eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am eva i think it's
00:47:33time you actually know the truth i'm maximus harrison you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:43come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be my
00:47:53husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:47:59from that bigwig friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending mr harrison the antarctic king crab
00:48:07how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef who are you
00:48:27i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison wait no hold on you're the actual ceo of
00:48:38the harrison group you're worth more than some whole countries some of the small ones i mean you know
00:48:47that you work for me oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished
00:48:53oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished didn't think max would commit this hard pretending to be ceo
00:49:06is a hell of a move worth every penny i'm paying him for tonight your fee stands and with that
00:49:12your career you're fired fired fired sam
00:49:17fired oh god i can't be fired
00:49:24what mr harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr harrison i'll do anything
00:49:32guys take out the trash
00:49:35and you oh me mr harrison come on that was a christmas joke a family tradition
00:49:48yeah well there's a new family tradition sam
00:49:52will you do me the honors
00:49:57glassy
00:49:59merry christmas
00:50:04father do something
00:50:09you know you kind of deserve that
00:50:12i'm leaving
00:50:13hmm pumpkin my favorite
00:50:15come on sweetie daddy have this crab line just for you
00:50:24eat as much as you want
00:50:26thanks daddy
00:50:27i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:32i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:34honestly
00:50:35this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:39well if you want we can have many more
00:50:40just like this
00:50:42does he really mean that
00:50:44or is he just playing the part
00:50:46i can't tell
00:50:47and that terrifies me
00:50:49merry christmas miss harrison i brought you a gift
00:50:56here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:50:59oh
00:51:00oh this is wonderful
00:51:06sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:09tell me everything
00:51:12miss eva smith single mother small town gal
00:51:15didn't finish high school currently works in retail
00:51:17oh maximus i thought i raised you better
00:51:20a high school dropout
00:51:23in the harrison family
00:51:25not a chance
00:51:27she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:34maximus seems to like her
00:51:35silence
00:51:35get me the address where she works
00:51:38it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:39that's nice
00:51:41we own that one
00:51:43good work
00:51:44but take off that stupid hat
00:51:46thanks
00:51:56so your dad insisted
00:51:58that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:01sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:05and how about you
00:52:06me
00:52:10yeah
00:52:11are you happy with your new husband
00:52:14eva
00:52:19that birthmark
00:52:30family to me is a big commitment
00:52:33and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:36you know
00:52:36maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:39so much we're not telling each other
00:52:41no feelings no complications that's what we agreed upon
00:52:46yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:52:47max
00:52:49yeah i guess you're right
00:52:51it's cold
00:52:53it's cold
00:52:54maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:57max
00:52:59i need to tell you something
00:53:02something important
00:53:05what's gotten into her
00:53:07is she hiding something
00:53:09is this the part where you tell me there's no santa
00:53:11is this the part where you tell me there's no santa
00:53:11is this the part where you tell me there's no santa
00:53:13i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:15piper is
00:53:18piper is
00:53:21mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:24sweetie
00:53:25oh my gosh
00:53:26it's all swollen
00:53:27must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:30listen you stay here with daddy mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit okay
00:53:33come on pipe
00:53:36okay let me see
00:53:40i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again
00:53:48but that's not true
00:53:49you're leaving after christmas aren't you
00:53:51uh
00:53:53daddy
00:53:54no
00:53:55don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:05well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:09well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:12really
00:54:13please stay daddy
00:54:14you think it was sky
00:54:19hmm
00:54:22i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:25scars make you look like a badass
00:54:27i have one too
00:54:28dad
00:54:30i got that when i was about your age
00:54:33some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:36really no way
00:54:37no
00:54:38it was actually a cactus
00:54:40but it's still cool
00:54:41i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:46piper
00:54:49how long have you had that
00:54:51my mom said i had that when i was born
00:54:53and how old are you
00:55:00six
00:55:01six
00:55:02that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:05okay i found the first aid kit
00:55:06ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:09what do i even say
00:55:12and how do i explain it to piper
00:55:14sorry honey
00:55:16this man's your dad
00:55:17and he didn't know you existed till now
00:55:19um
00:55:20yeah
00:55:22can i see your hand sweetie
00:55:25eva
00:55:27okay look
00:55:32piper is
00:55:35go on
00:55:41that must be an emergency
00:55:49excuse me
00:55:51sorry
00:55:52i take this
00:55:53mommy are you okay
00:56:00yeah
00:56:01mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:05i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:08why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:13i'm telling you max
00:56:15that woman is manipulating you
00:56:17she's a high school dropout
00:56:19doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:21and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:23i'm eva's husband
00:56:25max
00:56:25that man has
00:56:27no idea
00:56:28what a treasure
00:56:29he's missing out on
00:56:31i'm sorry max
00:56:35you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:37your mother would take her away
00:56:38after christmas
00:56:40it's over
00:56:41eva
00:56:44maximus
00:56:45are you even listening to me
00:56:47no mom mom
00:56:49listen
00:56:49i'm sorry
00:56:50okay eva's my wife
00:56:51and i've made up my mind
00:56:52i'm not leaving her
00:56:54eva
00:56:56thank you
00:57:02oh wow
00:57:14that's so cool
00:57:16did you make it
00:57:17uh derrick this is from
00:57:19eva and i
00:57:20oh
00:57:21thank you so much
00:57:22thanks guys
00:57:24glad you're here
00:57:25got it
00:57:27oh
00:57:28wow
00:57:29damn these are nice
00:57:30grandpa
00:57:31language
00:57:33little ears
00:57:34piper
00:57:39do you want to go see your present
00:57:41it's in the other room by the train set
00:57:43here i'll do it
00:57:43remember the song that we sang
00:57:45ready ready
00:57:46grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:48what we got guys
00:57:49walking home from our house
00:57:51christmas eve
00:57:52you never told me
00:57:57have we met before
00:58:01have we met before
00:58:06she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:10i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:14eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:19i don't know what you're talking about lots of people have birthmarks are very common
00:58:30i feel so awful but i can't lose my child no matter how i feel about him
00:58:35maybe
00:58:38are you okay
00:58:41are the clogs a bad idea
00:58:45i don't know what i'm fine
00:58:49i don't know what i'm fine
00:58:49um
00:58:51oh i almost forgot
00:58:53i got you this
00:58:57you got me a gift too
00:58:58tis the season
00:59:00open it
00:59:01gloves
00:59:14did you make these
00:59:17yeah
00:59:18i know this is a fake marriage but
00:59:21that's christmas
00:59:22you've already done so much for me i just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:26how did i feel warm right
00:59:31yeah
00:59:32warm
00:59:33soft
00:59:36perfect
00:59:39thank you eva
00:59:43i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:47really
00:59:49yeah my mom she partied all the time and i got gifts plenty of them but
00:59:56i don't think she ever bought one herself
00:59:59nothing
01:00:01personal
01:00:02well you deserve it
01:00:04you're a good guy
01:00:06and
01:00:08someday you'll
01:00:09find
01:00:10someone special
01:00:11to
01:00:12spend all your christmases with
01:00:14what if that day's today
01:00:16what if i already found someone special
01:00:21right here
01:00:24max
01:00:49we can't
01:00:50if you want me to stop
01:00:53you better tell me right now
01:00:55come on
01:01:00i don't want you to stop
01:01:02no matter how many years pass i still can't resist him
01:01:11don't want you to stop
01:01:19it's true
01:01:24it's true
01:01:25I want you
01:01:26it's true
01:01:27oh god you are trying to be fucking the same
01:01:38it's true
01:01:40I've heard
01:01:49Kriper?
01:01:53she can't see me
01:01:54Eva?
01:02:12Grandma I'm up here
01:02:17that was way too close
01:02:31yeah
01:02:31we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:02:34sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:02:41can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:47or you still haven't given me mine
01:02:48let me give it to you
01:02:54you still haven't given me my time
01:02:58you still haven't given me mine
01:03:02can I still haven't given you mine
01:03:04you still haven't given you mine
01:03:08Music
01:03:32Why are you calling me this morning?
01:03:34Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46W-what?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:55My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:59Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:07Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:13You okay?
01:04:17Look, we made it through Christmas. So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:27What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:33Eva, wait!
01:04:37So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:04:51So, it's just a goodbye?
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:19You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:49Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:19Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:24It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:31You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38Alright, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:43I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:49I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:58So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:01Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:06If you want to turn to me, I'm going to turn to the side of the strings.
01:07:21Just a ten times.
01:07:23Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:29Boss?
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:31Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:38I need to go win back my family.
01:07:40Family?
01:07:41Boss, you okay?
01:07:42Never better.
01:07:44Go get her, Max.
01:07:47Give it your best smile.
01:07:48Ah, there he is.
01:07:49Maximus, darling.
01:07:50I have some prospects for you.
01:07:51Nice high society girls from the city.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:53I told you.
01:07:54I already found the woman I love.
01:07:56Well, I...
01:07:57Maximus, stop this.
01:07:58That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:07:59Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another one.
01:08:00Oh.
01:08:01Oh.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:07Oh.
01:08:08Oh.
01:08:09Oh.
01:08:10Oh.
01:08:11Oh.
01:08:12Oh.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:14Oh.
01:08:15Oh.
01:08:16Oh.
01:08:17Oh.
01:08:18Oh.
01:08:19Oh.
01:08:20Oh.
01:08:21Oh.
01:08:22Oh.
01:08:23Oh.
01:08:24Oh.
01:08:25Oh.
01:08:26Oh.
01:08:27Oh.
01:08:28Oh.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:31Oh.
01:08:32Oh.
01:08:33Oh.
01:08:34Oh.
01:08:35Oh.
01:08:36Oh.
01:08:37Oh.
01:08:38Oh.
01:08:39Oh.
01:08:40Oh.
01:08:41Oh.
01:08:42Oh.
01:08:43Oh.
01:08:44Oh.
01:08:45Oh.
01:08:46Oh.
01:08:47Oh.
01:08:48Oh.
01:08:49Oh.
01:08:50Oh.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:52Oh.
01:08:53Oh.
01:08:54Oh, that's her, the woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:01Hi, welcome in.
01:09:04Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I want to try those.
01:09:07Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:12Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:17No, no, no.
01:09:20I know what I want.
01:09:22Size seven.
01:09:25Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:29Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:36Ignore her, she's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:39Here, let me help you.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:44She seems kind.
01:09:48I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:53She's just doing her job.
01:09:55How do they feel?
01:09:57Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:01I think I need a size up.
01:10:03Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:05Right away.
01:10:06I'll be right back.
01:10:07She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:08Was I wrong about her?
01:10:12Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:13Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:14She can't walk.
01:10:15That's just pure evil.
01:10:30Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:31She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:32Who cares?
01:10:33It's the last pair.
01:10:34I get paid commission.
01:10:35I get paid commission.
01:10:37I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:41See?
01:10:43This is your home.
01:10:44Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:46She can't walk.
01:10:47That's just pure evil.
01:10:49Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:51She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:52Who cares?
01:10:53It's the last pair.
01:10:54I get paid commission.
01:10:57I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:59not Vanessa see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be
01:11:08broke I don't care if she can walk or not I'm not selling her joke she has to
01:11:15deal with people like this people who insult her all day I'm your manager
01:11:24sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:11:29did I stutter
01:11:36you don't have to fire me
01:11:41I quit
01:11:44I don't work here anymore
01:11:51listen don't buy the shoes they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:11:58you're a good person after all looks like I misjudged you
01:12:03I'm sorry
01:12:05why are you still here Eva get out
01:12:10you're not disabled
01:12:17selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:21absolutely shameful
01:12:23who are you
01:12:25I am the chairwoman
01:12:27of the Harrison group
01:12:29and the owner of the store
01:12:31you're Eleanor Harrison
01:12:34mother of the CEO
01:12:36I am
01:12:37and you my dear
01:12:39are fired
01:12:40what did I do
01:12:42you are a good person
01:12:46from now on
01:12:48this store is yours to run
01:12:50are you serious
01:12:55that's right
01:12:58don't be nervous child
01:13:00you are professional
01:13:02responsible
01:13:04far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:06you
01:13:10out
01:13:12I'll leave
01:13:13I'm leaving
01:13:17I
01:13:19I
01:13:20I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:22no
01:13:23don't worry
01:13:24you're getting a promotion
01:13:26you deserve it my dear
01:13:29thank you
01:13:31first assignment
01:13:33I want that row
01:13:35and that row
01:13:37and the entire display case
01:13:39pack it all up
01:13:41and bring it to my house
01:13:42okay
01:13:44yeah
01:13:45once we're home
01:13:47I'll tell her
01:13:48I'm her mother-in-law
01:13:49I can't wait
01:13:51to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:52she's the mother of a CEO
01:14:00of course she lives like this
01:14:02Mrs. Harrison
01:14:13I'm here with your delivery
01:14:15Max
01:14:19Eva
01:14:20what are you doing here
01:14:22I uh
01:14:24there you are
01:14:26Eva
01:14:26wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:30my new daughter-in-law
01:14:32what are you
01:14:34that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:14:40well I tried to tell you but
01:14:44stop
01:14:44and you
01:14:47you lied to me at the store
01:14:49you were both just testing me
01:14:52is this some sick game rich people play
01:14:54I'm sorry Eva
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son
01:14:58just after his money
01:14:59but I was wrong
01:15:00Eva please
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:06how could you think that of me
01:15:08it's not like that dear
01:15:10Eva what are you talking about
01:15:13mom
01:15:14what did you do
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18we're not together
01:15:20and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:23I made a horrible mistake
01:15:29what are you waiting for son
01:15:32go after her
01:15:33Eva
01:15:36let me go
01:15:37I swear it's not what you think
01:15:39but we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41stop pretending like you care
01:15:42I'm not pretending
01:15:44okay I can't fake what we have
01:15:46and everything I've done for you
01:15:47and Piper
01:15:48this is real
01:15:49touch my wife again
01:15:55and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57Max you came
01:15:59God you are driving me fucking insane
01:16:01I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:06a good father
01:16:07just say the word
01:16:09see
01:16:12stop fighting
01:16:15we belong together
01:16:19you're wrong
01:16:21wrong about what
01:16:23that you care
01:16:25or we belong together
01:16:27look I already told you
01:16:28we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:30now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:32and I met your mother
01:16:33like we discussed
01:16:34I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:16:37Eva
01:16:41Eva
01:16:44I'm sorry Maximus
01:16:47walking away is the only choice I have
01:16:50ow
01:16:57are you okay mommy
01:16:59yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:01come here
01:17:03no you're not fine
01:17:12you're sad
01:17:13I'm okay sweetie
01:17:16I miss daddy too
01:17:20I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:25don't you want to be with him
01:17:30love bug
01:17:32you're right
01:17:34what am I doing
01:17:36running like a coward
01:17:37I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:40now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:44I believe in you
01:17:46what are you gonna do mommy
01:17:48I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:51Maximus deserves to know
01:17:55Piper is his daughter
01:18:02enough sulking
01:18:04go get your wife
01:18:06and my grandbaby back
01:18:08don't you think I want to
01:18:10she doesn't want me
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14your daughter is still out there
01:18:16you can't abandon her
01:18:17mom you don't get it
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva
01:18:21to play my wife
01:18:22and Piper she was
01:18:24an added bonus
01:18:26what are you talking about
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test
01:18:30Piper is your daughter
01:18:33what?
01:18:35see for yourself
01:18:36I was right
01:18:43seven years ago
01:18:44new years that woman
01:18:47was evil
01:18:48Eva
01:18:58hey
01:19:00daddy
01:19:02daddy
01:19:04Piper
01:19:05oh
01:19:07I missed you so much
01:19:09sweetheart
01:19:10you came back
01:19:17I
01:19:20don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:24I
01:19:30I
01:19:31I was scared
01:19:33but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:35because what we have is real
01:19:38and it's worth fighting for
01:19:39sweetheart
01:19:41I have
01:19:42something to tell you
01:19:44I have something to tell you too
01:19:46Piper is your daughter
01:19:49you knew
01:19:51my sweet granddaughter
01:19:53grandma
01:19:54oh
01:19:55I just found out for sure
01:19:59a few minutes ago
01:20:00but you've known this whole time
01:20:01I was scared
01:20:03okay
01:20:04I didn't know
01:20:04if you were going to take her from me
01:20:06I didn't know
01:20:07how you were feeling
01:20:08how could you not know
01:20:10how I felt
01:20:10I love you Eva
01:20:23I love you too
01:20:26I promise
01:20:28for the rest of my life
01:20:30I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:31as long as we're together
01:20:34it doesn't matter where we are
01:20:36will you marry me Eva?
01:20:48for real this time?
01:20:50yes
01:20:51yes of course
01:20:53I'll marry you
01:20:53looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:07the next Christmas
01:21:08and the Christmas after that
01:21:10and forever
01:21:10I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:14who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry
01:21:29I'm sorry
01:21:29I'm sorry
01:21:29you're tired
01:21:30looks like I have to take out the trash
01:21:35again
01:21:36no?
01:21:40not funny?
01:21:40I'm sorry
01:21:41I'm sorry
01:21:41I'm sorry
01:21:42I'm sorry
01:21:42I'm sorry
01:21:43I'm sorry
01:21:44I'm sorry
01:21:44I'm sorry
01:21:45I'm sorry
01:21:45I'm sorry
01:21:46I'm sorry
01:21:46I'm sorry
01:21:46I'm sorry
01:21:47I'm sorry
01:21:47I'm sorry
01:21:48I'm sorry
01:21:48I'm sorry
01:21:48I'm sorry
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