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Heated Rivalry Ep 03 Sub español 2025
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, not your boy.
00:08Just like someone's a Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should act and listen like 19.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:16The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21I'd like to see Rosanoff in a home of my record for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot, Mark.
00:25I thought I was Scott Hunter's here.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:28Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Rosanoff say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not like friends or anything.
00:37No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:40You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:42Good one.
00:56I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04It's the Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:08Hey, isn't that...
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Boys.
01:16Hey.
01:16All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:18My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We're training together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for him.
01:25Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:28What do you mean?
01:30Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:40Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking pause the steal, man.
01:44Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called need to win.
02:13Those are his words.
02:14And he has zero, zero points.
02:18He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28Don't say this.
02:28Don't say this.
02:28Don't say this.
02:29I don't quite amaranth.
02:33Oh, Dios.
02:34I can't touch on you.
02:41Don't say this.
02:42I am very sorry about that.
03:11Truly not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:15What's good?
03:18Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26I mean, the best one is the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:40Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:49Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Kip.
03:54I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah.
04:26The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:45Thanks again, Kip.
04:52Girl.
04:54Holy shit.
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06Girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:102-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
05:20What is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24We have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no.
05:25Please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:31Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'll listen to it.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher, and please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter to Vaughn.
06:05And you?
06:05Vaughn sends him back to Hunter.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look.
06:11Right now.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Vaughn's to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17Rare goal for Scott.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows the name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:26Are you going to be polite?
06:27Jesus Christ!
06:30He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:37I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:50You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:56You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:12You know, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
07:18to perfect it.
07:20Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29There you go.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:43Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever, but he just gave me a chance.
08:04He just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait.
08:07You're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the fucking years.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:35Oh.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Mm.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42I'm probably this idiot.
08:43The Admirals.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Brain.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:04Are you working?
09:04Are you working?
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:10Hey.
09:20I didn't know if you...
09:22It's nice to see you.
09:29Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:32This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:54May I drink this here?
09:56I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah.
09:59You totally may.
10:00Please, hold me at all.
10:03Eric, come on, don't be happy, come on, don't be speaking.
10:07Do anyone want to love you?
10:11I hope all this time don't have you.
10:14Do you love this monster?
10:16I love you.
10:18I love you.
10:20I love you.
10:21I love you.
10:23I love you.
10:24I love you.
10:25I love you.
10:26I love you.
10:27You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:36No, I'm not actually that obsessive.
10:40Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
10:43I took a quiz.
10:44I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
10:47What's a spree killer?
10:49Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
10:52But isn't a serial killer someone who kills multiple people, minimum three.
10:56But over a period of time.
10:59Not all at once.
11:01How do you know that?
11:04I read a lot of murder books.
11:07And yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive.
11:13Which is a relief.
11:16Well, I've read some things about athletes.
11:19Okay.
11:20Before you say anything else.
11:21Yes, I agree.
11:22And yes, there are at least two guys on my team that are possibly off the record.
11:26Yes, maybe.
11:27But no, not me.
11:29No, I swear.
11:30Barely had two concussions.
11:32Okay, so what?
11:35No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:38Oh, no.
11:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:40All of that.
11:41But that's not CTE stuff.
11:42That's just science.
11:43Science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:45Oh, okay, that's super comforting.
11:47Listen, I know you're more of an art guy, so it's not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science.
11:51And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
11:55I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
11:58Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:15I have two seats.
12:17No one's taking them.
12:18So, I mean, if you want.
12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:22Yeah, I want.
12:24Um, fuck man, that's crazy.
12:28Super happy to do it.
12:31You sure?
12:33I'm sure.
12:38These are better than my company seats.
12:40I get it.
12:41These are really good seats.
12:42Well, yeah, they're his.
12:46You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
12:49What are you talking about?
12:50Well, you're with a girl and he's at work.
12:52Oh my God, shut up, Helena.
12:54Oh, wow.
12:55That wasn't, that wasn't to me.
12:56That was...
12:57He just nodded at you.
12:58No, there's no proof of that.
12:59Come on, boys.
13:00Come on, wait.
13:01Wait back, for fuck's sake.
13:02Oh, come on.
13:03Good job, I love you.
13:05Good job, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Good job. I love you.
13:27Hey Hunter, too bad you can't play at home every night, right? It's better for you, huh?
13:33Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:35Alright, it's more fun if you're there.
13:47Hope next time we play you decide to show up.
13:52Cheap.
13:53True.
13:57Starting to sound like him.
13:59I'm sorry, what?
14:03You fucking heard me, Hollander.
14:05What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:07Well, there's something you really don't expect to see.
14:09Especially after the final whistle.
14:11And especially from Hollander and Hunter.
14:13A fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the Atlas.
14:17Has Shane Hollander ever thought anybody?
14:19Can tap some grievances there?
14:21I'm gonna hit the sack.
14:23Here you go, handsome.
14:25Alright, have a good day off.
14:27It's not a day off, I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:29Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once.
14:31So, I'm just happy for you.
14:33That's all I meant.
14:35You know.
14:37I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
14:39You know?
14:41You didn't get that scholarship anyway, so...
14:43Please, please, no jinxing me.
14:45No way, no way. Good night.
14:47Night, Dad, love you.
14:49You're back.
14:54Motherfucker.
15:01What's happening to you, uh, what's your problem?
15:03I can't find my, my, my black suit and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:07Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet, so why are you freaking out?
15:12Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:14Yeah, I'm fine, I just, I need the money and I can't fuck this job up.
15:17Yes, and I get it, but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great.
15:23I love you.
15:24Yeah, you too.
15:25Yes, buddy.
15:30I am so sorry.
15:31Save it.
15:38Motherfucker.
15:40For God's sake.
15:41I am so sorry about that, I'm really sorry.
15:43Oh, you're a mess.
15:45It's okay, it's not my only talks.
15:48New York used to have professional waiters, now it's all just models, you can't carry a tray.
15:53It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:54I'm so sorry again.
15:56Oh, bunny.
15:59Babe, I don't know what that was.
16:01I know, I'm a, I'm a complete fuck up, I'm sorry.
16:04You're not a complete fuck up, this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
16:08Art, Sean, please don't fire me.
16:11No one is firing you.
16:13Just calm down.
16:14Okay.
16:15And get your shit together.
16:16Okay?
16:17Okay.
16:18I know you need the money, baby.
16:19Okay?
16:20Deep breath.
16:21Inhale.
16:23Exhale.
16:24You think you can handle keys?
16:27They're dry.
16:28They're dry.
16:29Okay.
16:44Hey.
16:45Hey, I am so sorry about earlier.
16:48That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
16:51I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:53No, I'm the idiot.
16:54You're just a normal, hungry person at a fundraiser.
16:57And that woman did seem horrible.
16:59Full disclosure, I hate this food.
17:01Full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:05I'm sorry, I have to...
17:06Do you like Mexican food?
17:09Yeah, of course.
17:10I'm not a serial killer.
17:12Or even a spree killer.
17:14You sure?
17:15Yeah, who has the time?
17:16Do you have the time to grab a bite with me when this thing is over?
17:21Tonight?
17:23Yeah.
17:24With you?
17:25Uh, wow.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Okay, yeah.
17:30Because there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late, and...
17:34Okay, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:37Not even a little.
17:46Hi.
18:00Hi.
18:09That's a long line.
18:11Is it worth it?
18:11Um...
18:13Probably not.
18:16Right?
18:17We also don't actually have to do this.
18:20How would you feel about ordering in?
18:22Holy shit.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:45I mean, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
19:10Do you want a full tour now, or, um...
19:16Or...
19:16I pick horror.
19:18I pick horror.
19:18Oh, my God.
19:48Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're in it to me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06So into you.
20:08I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:35What are you doing?
20:53Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
20:57and, you know,
20:59can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:15Oh, my God.
21:45Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay.
21:54I meant to surprise you,
21:55and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:57but I looked in your fridge,
21:58and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around,
22:02but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today,
22:08but you still have your game,
22:08that you probably still want.
22:10Can I fuck you?
22:23Absolutely.
22:25I should probably go.
22:43What if you didn't go?
22:49What if you didn't go?
22:55Like ever?
22:58Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me,
23:00wasn't it?
23:00I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And I know I'm too intense.
23:17Everyone tells me that,
23:18but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:21Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like ever.
23:38Um, yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah, I, I get that.
23:44And I can't, um,
23:51come out, like,
23:56not, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much,
24:02and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um,
24:08I don't know,
24:10wait, I guess.
24:13Yeah.
24:13Wait till
24:14hockey was over,
24:16and
24:16then maybe I could fade away better.
24:23But, uh, yeah.
24:27You, it's just, uh,
24:30I want you so bad.
24:36So bad.
24:38And I know that you barely know me,
24:40so why would you even consider something this,
24:42is probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:53I want you to stay.
24:56So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:57I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:08I, um, I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is, um,
25:27do you say something, though?
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:57And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How was practice?
26:19I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:32Yes, and even to be you.
26:34And yes, I know we need Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in the next hour.
26:43Fuck yes.
26:45Beauty.
26:46Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
26:47Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
27:00Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08This is then.
27:09She gets a man and vanishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:11I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
27:16Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh!
27:19I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Oh.
27:22Oh.
27:23Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:31Oh.
27:34Hiya.
27:34Oh.
27:35Oh.
27:35Oh.
27:35Oh.
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27:38Oh.
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27:39Oh.
27:39Oh.
27:39Oh.
27:40Oh.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:43Morning, Kip.
27:43The usual, please.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57I'm not like these, they don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20Uh, there's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:25And where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You dead?
28:34I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:37What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:47Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:50What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
28:56It's a good part of the car.
29:12We don't have to do this.
29:14That's cool.
29:15This would look great in the living room.
29:26It would work.
29:27I don't know.
29:27I'm kind of...
29:27Not on the, um, the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom, I think it would...
29:31Shh.
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:37Um...
29:37Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:49Oh, I think we're...
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00No problem.
30:00No problem.
30:07I'm, uh, I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:16I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, son.
30:24I know, son.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:28Come here.
30:30Come here.
30:32Come here.
30:36These road trips are just killing me.
30:55I mean, it's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like scary old lady?
31:01I know.
31:02I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:06Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:10Maybe.
31:11Probably.
31:13Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:15Like, like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:26Here.
31:30Okay.
31:30Hey, I know it's dumb.
31:34I know it's dumb.
31:35But I saw them at a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:54Can I fuck you?
31:55Absolutely.
31:57Absolutely.
32:13Fuck yes!
32:15That's two tonight
32:17If you say it out loud
32:18It's the curse broken
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice
32:22In an away game
32:23Since last season
32:23What?
32:31Say it out loud
32:31Say what?
32:36Okay
32:36It's not
32:37It's
32:39What?
32:42Okay
32:43Here's what I know
32:44Helena
32:45Shut up
32:45You're in love with him
32:46I'm not in love with him
32:48You are
32:49Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months
33:00Oh baby
33:01Helena
33:02Hey
33:02You can't tell
33:03If anyone finds out
33:05That it's Scott
33:06Obviously
33:08I'm not gonna tell anyone
33:09But
33:09Kip
33:10He can't come out right now
33:11Okay
33:12He really wants to
33:12It's
33:15It's amazing
33:15He's amazing
33:16And I've never been happier
33:18Honestly
33:20What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't know
33:28What does your dad think?
33:32That I'm
33:33Fucking some married guy
33:35Probably
33:36I kinda wish you were
33:37Ugh
33:38Just don't say that
33:39Please
33:40Just
33:40Please be happy for me
33:42I can't wait to see you in a tux
33:46Tomorrow night
33:47I am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:50I only care that you're handsome
33:51You bitch
33:52Scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
33:57Oh I know
33:58And he better be ready for me
34:00I can't wait to see you in a tux
34:01I can't wait to see you in a tux
34:02I can't wait to see you in a tux
34:03Hey Dan
34:33Oh my god
34:34You're not dead
34:35No, I'm alive
34:37Well, that is a relief
34:38I didn't want to have to call them war
34:39You know
34:40I miss you
34:41I miss you too, dad
34:42All right
34:44Yeah
34:44You gonna be making an appearance here at some point
34:46In the near future
34:47Or
34:47Yes, I will
34:49I'm gonna come for dinner this week
34:51I promise
34:52Perfect
34:53How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine
34:56You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass
34:57But
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole
34:59No, he hurt his foot
35:01So at least it's something new this time
35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole
35:04Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did
35:07You taught me to talk like that
35:09That sounds about right
35:10And
35:12Nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip
35:15If there was something in the mail
35:16I would not have forgotten about it
35:18I know
35:19I know
35:19I just
35:19Figured I'd check
35:21Okay
35:22Don't worry about that
35:24Okay
35:24Don't
35:25Think about that, okay?
35:27It's gonna come when it comes
35:28Look
35:28I'm not gonna keep you
35:29I love you
35:30All right
35:30You too, dad
35:31You too, dad
35:33What?
35:33I
35:33I love you too, dad
35:35There
35:36I said it
35:37Oh my god
35:37Sorry, it's such a struggle
35:39Okay, bye
35:40Bye-bye
35:40Bye-bye
36:10Stop it
36:39Stop it
36:40He's here
36:44You need to chill out
36:46My god
36:49Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah
36:53Thanks
36:53Well, I like our playoff chances this year
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe
37:04What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team
37:10Excuse me, gentlemen
37:13I think I spotted an old friend
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott
37:16You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially
37:21She would have just been thrilled
37:23Thanks, Tom
37:25Thanks
37:26Excuse me
37:27Excuse me
37:27Excuse me
37:27Hey
37:31Okay
37:32Yeah
37:32Yeah
37:33I should be used to it
37:35I'm Kim, right?
37:44Christopher
37:45When he's going to go to the door when he's all dressed up
37:46When he's all dressed up
37:46I'm Elena
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena
37:48I'm Scott
37:49Pleasure
37:49Scott
37:50You look beautiful
37:52You both do
37:53Sorry
37:55Yeah, we both clean up pretty well
37:58Okay
38:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course
38:07Great
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely, thank you
38:10Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am
38:19Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly
38:23Tucked this perfectly
38:28Thanks
38:30And
38:31Thanks, I mean, you didn't have to
38:32I wanted to
38:34Okay
38:38Elena knows
38:42And I'm sorry
38:44Yeah
38:45Kind of got that
38:47It's, uh, it's okay
38:49She's, uh
38:50She's discreet, right?
38:51Yeah, totally
38:52Totally
38:53I just
38:53I
38:54She kind of figured it out
38:55And I guess I had to tell someone
38:57It's okay
38:58Really
38:59Very
39:00This is so weird
39:06Yeah
39:07You should leave early
39:09As soon as I do my speech
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me
39:11Pardon?
39:13I want to dance
39:14Elena's a killer
39:15How could I possibly say no?
39:23So
39:24So
39:24What are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious
39:28He's crazy about you
39:31I'm crazy about him, too
39:32I really am
39:33He's also miserable
39:35Are you miserable, too?
39:38No
39:40Wait
39:43What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret
39:47He's not
39:48He is
39:49Eyes on me, handsome
39:52I'm doing my best
39:56I
39:57I love him
39:58I just can't
39:59Do better right now
40:00I
40:01I've been honest
40:03I know
40:03And he's so in love with you
40:05That he'll put up with it
40:06But it's killing him
40:11I'm not saying any of this to be mean
40:18I'm really not
40:19And you seem great
40:20But he's great, too
40:23He deserves the best
40:29He deserves sunshine
40:32And so do you
40:45It's my birthday on Sunday
40:54I know
40:55I've already got the key to her lined up
40:58Surf and turf
40:59Because we're not choosing
41:01You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about
41:06Where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm
41:08A couple of my friends are
41:11Throwing me just like a little party there
41:13It's
41:13Not even really
41:14A party
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever
41:16Right
41:17It's a
41:19It's a gay bar
41:20But
41:21It's not a club
41:22It's just a bar
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now
41:25Thanks to me
41:25And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend
41:30As somebody who buys smoothies from me
41:33I mean, Maria knows
41:34My friend Sean knows
41:35They know that you buy smoothies from me
41:39I can't
41:44I can't do that
41:47I wish I could
41:51I want to
41:52I want to tell everyone
41:55I want people to know you're mine
41:59That I love you
42:00I love you too
42:02Soon, maybe
42:05Been in a few years
42:10I know
42:15I know how it sounds
42:16But
42:17It'll go by quickly
42:18I promise
42:19And then we can be normal
42:21With
42:21Like
42:21Like other people
42:23I read what you said in your speech tonight
42:29And
42:31I know that they're your family
42:34And that you feel responsible for them
42:36And I get that, Scott
42:37I really, really get that
42:39But
42:40I
42:43I have a family too
42:44And
42:45I keep lying to them
42:47And I don't want to
42:49And I miss them
42:52I miss my dad
42:54Sorry
42:57That's not what I meant
42:58It's okay
42:58I know what you meant
42:59I'm gonna go home tonight
43:06I need to
43:09Thank you
43:36Thank you
43:36Thank you for coming
43:39For those of you who've attended before
43:42Feel free to ignore my sob story
43:44And go straight to the bar
43:46But for those of you who don't know it
43:49Here's the short version
43:50My parents were both junior hockey coaches
43:55And they were hit by a drunk driver
43:59When I was 12 years old
44:00Mercifully for them
44:02They died instantly
44:04Mercifully for me
44:06The St. Thomas Scholarships existed
44:09I didn't have anybody else to help me
44:14Had a lot of memories
44:17A love of hockey
44:18And
44:19A huge hole in my heart
44:20St. Thomas filled it with hope
44:24The hope of a new family
44:27Things
44:28Things weren't always easy
44:30You know, they never are for anybody
44:32But
44:32In hockey
44:34I found what I was missing
44:36First at my high school
44:38Then later at college
44:40And now here
44:41With the Admirals
44:41And I never looked back
44:44Because I never had to
44:46The family I craved
44:50The family that I needed
44:52That I still need today
44:53Hockey gave it to me
44:57And St. Thomas gave me hockey
45:00So from the bottom of my heart
45:04I want to thank you all
45:05For being here tonight
45:06And for supporting this cause
45:08Because it's not just a scholarship
45:10It's
45:10It's everything that comes with it
45:13It's a whole world
45:13A whole life
45:15It's uh
45:16It's everything
45:19Get up
45:40Hey dad
45:41Hey buddy
45:42The prodigal son
45:43Returned home
45:44Look I gotta
45:45Send the mail here
45:47For a certain someone
45:48And it's pretty heavy
45:49I don't want
45:51Hey
45:54Hey
45:59My boy
46:01Come here
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh
46:05Hey
46:06I'm sorry
46:07But what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for
46:09Silly
46:10Oh
46:12Oh
46:15Here's a pretty funny thing
46:25And a bullfucker ride
46:27To grass
46:27Oh
46:27You got nothing to be sorry for
46:28I lost the price of being young
46:37I lost the price of being young
46:37I lost the price of being young
46:41Hey
47:00Hey
47:00Good dress man
47:02Let's go middle fucking game
47:03Yeah
47:04Yeah totally
47:06I lost the price of being young
47:08I lost the price of being young
47:33Tie me up
47:35Tie me up with dark love
47:38Shiver down my empty spine
47:41Oh
47:42I lost the price of being young
47:45I think her lips are close to mine
47:50Her eyes are loosely gone
47:55Painted nails have fallen off
47:58I think her lips are close to mine
48:02I don't know
48:02I don't know
48:15What I need
48:17When
48:17It's
48:18Like
48:23A
48:24Is
48:25Oh
48:25Oh
48:26Oh
48:26Oh
48:27Oh
48:28Oh
48:28Oh
48:28Oh
48:32You
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