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Jimmy Kimmel Live - Season 24 Episode 53 -
Macaulay Culkin, Jason Clarke, Dawes
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00:00Right, Macaulay Culkin, Jason Clarke, and music from Dawgs with the Kletos.
00:08And now, Jimmy Kimmel.
00:12Live!
00:13Welcome, welcome, welcome, Guillermo, welcome.
00:30Thank you, fellas, thank you.
00:33Very nice, I'm Jimmy, I am the host of the show.
00:37Thank you for joining us here at our home in beautiful Hollywood, California.
00:43For what is our final show of the year, and this one, this has been a strange year.
00:48It's been a hard year.
00:49We've had some lows, we've had some highs for me, maybe more than any year of my life.
00:55But on behalf of all of us, I'm crying already, I'm sorry.
00:59On behalf of all of us at the show, I just want to say that we appreciate your support,
01:05your enthusiasm, and not just for watching.
01:07This year, you literally pulled us out of a hole, and we cannot thank you enough personally
01:12for the first time.
01:17This is not an easy, I know there are a lot harder jobs, but this is not an easy job to
01:24do, and sometimes it feels like we're spinning our wheels.
01:26You see so many awful and destructive acts, all this damage we inflict on ourselves on purpose,
01:32and it can make you feel crazy trying to wrap your head around these things that are so clearly
01:37wrong.
01:38You know, you grow up reading Superman, and you learn to value truth, justice, and the
01:42American way, and then you start to realize, especially over the last year, you don't know
01:47where that all went.
01:48You don't know what the American way even is anymore.
01:52But when I hear from people who tell me that they watch our show, and the shows that my friends
01:56and colleagues do on the other channels, and that it makes them feel less crazy, it makes
02:00me feel less crazy, too.
02:02And I think that's an important thing.
02:05And I also think it's important that we as Americans let our friends in other countries
02:11who watch the show on YouTube, on Instagram, Hulu, wherever, know that a lot of us are not
02:16okay with what is happening.
02:17There is still much more good in this country than bad, and we hope that you will bear with
02:21us during this extended psychotic episode that we're in the middle of, and we wish you
02:26a happy whatever holiday you celebrate, even if it's none of the above.
02:30Right, Guillermo?
02:31Right, Jimmy.
02:32Okay, thank you.
02:33And we are not the only ones who are marking the end of the year on television.
02:40The president offered his end of year message last night in prime time.
02:43He addressed the nation, and you know what?
02:45He was in pretty good form.
02:47Hey, it's Gary Ruefer, and I have got a great Christmas present for you.
02:54Listen to this.
02:56Ah!
02:58Ah!
03:00That's what a goose sounds like.
03:02But they're flying.
03:03Hold on, that's not the president.
03:05That is his apprentice.
03:06That is our next deputy director of the FBI.
03:10But it wasn't much different, the speech last night.
03:12He was downright Busey-esque.
03:14The president had limited time.
03:16His speech was interrupting the season finale of Survivor, so he went a mile a minute.
03:21He was shouting, he was racing through the script.
03:23It was 18 straight minutes of him yelling.
03:25It was like the whole country got to experience what it was like to be Eric in the eighth grade.
03:31But while his delivery was erratic, his message was insane.
03:36One year ago, our country was dead.
03:38We were absolutely dead.
03:40Our country was ready to fail.
03:42Totally failed.
03:44Now, we're the hottest country anywhere in the world.
03:48Maybe we'll get lucky, and in a few years, he'll leave us for a younger, hotter country somewhere in the world.
03:53I mean, there were so many lies.
04:00Eleven fact-checkers died watching that speech last night.
04:03He packed a lot of crap into 18 minutes.
04:06At some points, it was hard to tell if he was given a speech or having a seizure on TV.
04:10It's a record that won't be beaten by practically, I would say, by anybody.
04:15You see that now, in the steep increase in premiums being demanded, the 250th anniversary released.
04:22But really, I mean, they just released that extra, really just took the wealth from people.
04:29And remember that, the wage, just look at it.
04:33That's why I told you to stay out of Don Jr.'s medicine cabinet.
04:36You know, listen, the purpose of this speech was to highlight his alleged achievements over the past year before we find out what's in those Epstein files.
04:47Tomorrow at midnight is the deadline for the Justice Department to finally release the files.
04:53T'was the night before Epstein and all through the White House.
04:57They are shitting their stockings to see what comes out.
05:01Congress passed a law requiring the DOJ to make the files public by tomorrow.
05:05And the law is something our 34-time convicted felon president takes very seriously.
05:11Here's my question.
05:12So if the Justice Department holds the files back or edits the files and breaks the law, who arrests them?
05:20Canada?
05:21I mean, seriously.
05:22Would they handcuff themselves?
05:24I have the right to remain silent.
05:26The New York Times today published a story that says Trump's relationship with his BF Jeff was far closer and far more complex than the president now admits.
05:35It has details about parties at Mar-a-Lago where girls as young as 14 were offered alcohol.
05:40There's a story about Epstein with a 14-year-old elbowing Trump and saying this is a good one to write.
05:46But that's all fake news, I'm sure.
05:49I mean, I can't say for certain that Trump was up all night worrying about this.
05:53But here he is at the signing for an executive order expanding medical research for cannabis today.
05:59This rescheduling has the potential to change all of that and to rewrite the way that we do research related to cannabis in the United States in three ways.
06:06First of all, it will democratize the research process so that all academic institutions don't have to stay in the research, not just any of the academic scholars.
06:15Number two, it will give patients and researchers back to it.
06:18I wish, let me tell you, I wish the next time he falls asleep on camera, they would all sneak out.
06:26They just tip-tock out.
06:27We'll be the best.
06:29We'll be the best we ever.
06:31Goldie Onn did wake up long enough to take a victory lap over the unanimous vote to change the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center.
06:43This is something he's been angling for.
06:45Trump said he was surprised and honored by this unanimous vote from the distinguished board.
06:50What he did not mention is that he appointed every member of the distinguished board and made himself chairman.
06:57And now he's putting his name on the building.
06:59A spokesperson for the center said the unanimous vote recognizes that the current chairman saved the institution from financial ruin and physical destruction.
07:08Again, not mentioning the chairman was the one threatening to destroy the building.
07:13He saved it from himself.
07:15And his name is going to be on it.
07:17And as for that claim about financial ruin, since he took the reins at the Kennedy Center, ticket sales and subscriptions have plummeted.
07:24Everything is a lie.
07:26Everything.
07:26JFK's nephew, Joseph Kennedy III, is upset.
07:29He said the Kennedy Center is a living memorial to a fallen president and named for President Kennedy by federal law can no sooner be renamed than can someone rename the Lincoln Memorial, to which Trump responded, that's a good idea.
07:45Maybe I'll squeeze myself in next to Abe on that chair.
07:49He wants his name on everything.
07:51Why stop there?
07:51Why not just rename the whole town?
07:53Washington D.T.
07:54There, you got it.
07:55It's yours.
07:56And then we have...
07:57And then we have JFK's other nephew, the nutty one, who held a press conference with Dr. Oz this afternoon to announce that the government is cracking down on transgender for everyone.
08:10Bobby Brainworm and Mehmet the Frog are finally putting a stop to something that almost never happens.
08:15Since children having sex change operations, which Oz will tell you, costs a lot.
08:21Shockingly, a phalloplasty, the creation of a penis, costs, on average, in America, according to this data, high quality, $150,000 per child.
08:31And I must point out that the creation of a vagina, in that case of a phalloplasty, or a scrotoplasty, where you add testicles, that's extra.
08:40Yeah.
08:41That's how they get you, you know?
08:44You go in for...
08:45You think you're just going in for a penis?
08:48The testicles, you know, part of it said, nope, they don't even come in pairs.
08:52You pay per ball for those.
08:54And then Dr. Oz seated the podium to the Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services, Mr. Jim O'Neill, who broke down for those who, like him, do not have a medical degree.
09:11Men are men.
09:14Men can never become women.
09:17Women are women.
09:20Women can never become men.
09:24That is one of the saddest mantras I've ever heard recited.
09:36Why do I get the idea he's saying that to himself in the mirror every night?
09:41Men are men.
09:43Men can never become women.
09:46You see that?
09:46Never say never, Jim.
09:47You have to believe in yourself, and you have to be yourself.
09:51This is what they're talking about.
09:53While health care prices for millions of Americans are about to skyrocket.
09:57It appears that Republicans in Congress are going to let Obamacare subsidies expire at the end of this month.
10:03I guess Trump's still working on those concepts of a plan he's had for 10 years now.
10:07At one point during his speech last night, he claimed to have lowered drug prices by 600%, which is a mathematical impossibility.
10:15That would mean we would be getting paid to take drugs.
10:17Which would be nice.
10:19I'd be for that.
10:20That would be fine with me.
10:21But his plan for health care, right now his plan is a one-time check for $2,000.
10:25That would cover a family premium for January, for one month.
10:30The rest of the year, you're on your own.
10:31Just be careful.
10:32Try not to touch anything.
10:33And the squeaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is doing his best to pretend that this is not their fault.
10:38And again, this is just the first of many.
10:41We're going to do more of this in the first quarter of next year.
10:44Republicans are the ones who will fix health care.
10:46It is the Democrats who broke it.
10:48Right, right.
10:48Fun fact, the elf, Mike Johnson, weighs more than the real one.
10:52Tonight is the fifth night of Hanukkah.
10:55President Trump celebrated the Festival of Lights at the White House and reminded those in attendance that, thanks to him, people are saying happy Hanukkah again.
11:03When they reclaimed the Holy Temple, they found only a single flask of sacred oil, just enough to keep the menorah's light burning for one night.
11:16They wanted that light to burn just for one night.
11:19Yet, as the story goes, that small flame endured for eight days.
11:24Do you know that story?
11:25Does everybody know that story?
11:27No, this is the first we're hearing it.
11:30Eight days, you say?
11:31Well, that's like a miracle.
11:33Only Donald Trump would ask a room full of Jewish people if they know the story of Hanukkah.
11:38Happy Hanukkah.
11:39Have a great year.
11:41We love you all and we love Israel.
11:42Thank you very much.
11:43That's right.
11:44The White House should ask Santa for new speakers for Christmas this year.
11:47The celebration of Hanukkah is a...
11:49Diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle.
11:51What was that?
11:53Happy Hanukkah, everybody.
11:55Happy Hanukkah.
11:56Happy Hanukkah.
11:58Happy Hanukkah.
12:02Happy Hanukkah.
12:02Happy Hanukkah.
12:02Happy Hanukkah.
12:03Happy Hanukkah.
12:03Happy Hanukkah.
12:04Happy Hanukkah.
12:04Please.
12:05Not again.
12:06Happy Hanukkah.
12:06Happy Hanukkah.
12:07Not this year.
12:07I'm so sorry.
12:08This is Gary.
12:09He's one of our writers.
12:10He created this ridiculous character called the Hanukkah.
12:12The magical Hanukkah unicorn that brings cheer at this time of year.
12:16And every year he interrupts my monologue with some half-baked bit.
12:19What is it this time?
12:21What do you have?
12:21Well, thank you for asking.
12:23I am pleased to bring you the network television debut
12:26of my boy band.
12:29You have a boy band?
12:31I do.
12:31It's kosher pop, or as I call it, K-pop.
12:36Hold on.
12:37I think it's not that, because I believe K-pop
12:40is already taken by Korea.
12:42I heard, and we're currently facing some litigation on that.
12:46But the holidays cease and desist for no one.
12:51So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen,
12:55please put your hands together for IBS.
13:02Their name is IBS?
13:08Yes.
13:09IBS is the name of the band.
13:11Yeah, you know, like BTS, IBS,
13:14it stands for the Irresistible Boy Squad,
13:17and nothing else.
13:18All right.
13:19Do you want to meet the boys?
13:21Not at all, no.
13:22Well, first, please welcome Kyle Korn.
13:26He's the cute one.
13:28Shalom, Shawty.
13:30Want to go for a na?
13:33Next, we have Yehuda Korn.
13:35He's the chilly one.
13:40It feels very drafty in here.
13:42Can somebody get me a shawl?
13:44And lastly, Marvin Korn.
13:49What?
13:51Hold on.
13:53Hold on.
13:58Marvin Korn?
13:59He's my brother-in-law, and he's staying with us
14:01over the holidays.
14:03Marvin Korn.
14:03He's had a bad breakup.
14:04OK, all right.
14:06I can't believe Barbara wants a divorce.
14:08OK, well, it was nice to meet you all.
14:15No, no, no, they're about to sing.
14:17I have to get back to this show, but thank you so much.
14:19Oh, how ironic that Mr. Freedom of Speech
14:23suddenly is trying to silence these poor boys.
14:27You know who also wouldn't be letting us perform?
14:31Don't you dare say Hitler.
14:32Hitler.
14:34OK.
14:35Goodbye, goodbye.
14:36No, Jimala, don't be a nudnik.
14:37Give the people what they want.
14:39Everybody, we want IBS.
14:41I hope you all get IBS for this, all right?
14:52Make it quick.
14:53Just do it.
14:54Get it over with.
14:57Hit it!
14:58Hey, hey.
15:05Hey, hey.
15:06Hey.
15:08Hey, hey.
15:10Hey, hey.
15:11Girl, you got me fixing from my head down to my hooves.
15:15I'd sketch a bottle and spend eight nights watching your moves.
15:19Your smile's so sweet and your cuddle tastes just right.
15:22You're as a diamond and your turk is oh so tight.
15:26Baby, I'm a candle
15:29Can you handle
15:30Cause you're making me melt
15:32Feelings
15:32Can't hold in
15:33Cause you're golden
15:34Like Hanukkah
15:35Girls love kosher is
15:38That's max
15:39Girls love boys
15:40You can do their tax
15:41Box in front
15:42Holla in back
15:43Come be my little kosher snack
15:45You know I wanna feel ya
15:48Let's sing ha-ha-nagila
15:50Shabbat shalom
15:52It's the Hanukkah
15:54Come and feed me
15:55Latkes
15:56And let me see
15:57Your tchotchkes
15:58Yippee-ki-yay
15:59It's the Hanukkah
16:02It's the horny
16:03Horny
16:04Hanukkah
16:05Girl
16:09Before we get undressing
16:11We need to get
16:13My family's blessing
16:14My Bubby
16:16My Zadie
16:17And Rabbi Herzog
16:19And most importantly
16:20The Dreidel Dog
16:22Growning
16:24It's the Hanukkah
16:25It's the Hanukkah
16:25It's the Hanukkah
16:26The Hanukkah
16:27It's the Hanukkah
16:28It's the Hanukkah
16:30Okay, that was fantastic
16:41Thank you so much
16:42Oh my God, Jimala
16:42Look!
16:44Our album!
16:45It just went get!
16:48Congratulations
16:48Thank you
16:50It's chocolate
16:51You want some?
16:52No, thank you
16:53The Hanukkah
16:53Everybody
16:54And IBS
16:55We'll be back
16:57We have a fun show
16:58For your night
16:58Jason Clarke is here
16:59Music from Dawes and Friends
17:01And we'll be back
17:02With Macaulay Culkin
17:03He's the horny
17:05Horny
17:06Hanukkah
17:07Horny
17:09Horny
17:10Hanukkah
17:11Horny
17:13Horny
17:14Hanukkah
17:15Horny
17:17Horny
17:18Hanukkah
17:19Tonight
17:25We've got a show
17:27On Hulu
17:27It's called
17:28Murdoch
17:28Death and the Family
17:29Jason Clarke
17:31Is with us
17:31And then later
17:32Their concert
17:33For Altadena
17:34Benefiting victims
17:35Of the Eaton Fires
17:36With Brandon Flowers
17:37Aloe Blacc
17:38Mandy Moore
17:39Brad Paisley
17:40And more
17:40Happens January 7th
17:41At the Pasadena Civic Center
17:43Music tonight
17:44From Dawes and Friends
17:45And this is going to be great
17:46They have a great
17:47Great performance planned
17:49We close it out tonight
17:51With the Beatles
17:52Stay up for the whole thing
17:53You'll be happy you did
17:54You know our first guest tonight
17:55On our last show of the year
17:56From some of the most
17:57Beloved movies ever made
17:59You can see him now
18:00On Prime Video
18:01In Fallout
18:01And hear him
18:02In Zootopia 2
18:03Please say hello
18:04To Macaulay Culkin
18:25How are you
18:27Thanks for coming
18:28That was quite a welcome
18:30I'm sure you're
18:31Great
18:32I'm sure you're aware
18:33And maybe even sick
18:34Of the fact that
18:35Home Alone is still so huge
18:36It's number one today
18:37On Disney Plus
18:38On Hulu
18:39It's my season
18:39Yeah
18:4035 years later
18:42Yeah
18:43My kids
18:43My kids love it
18:45We watch it almost every day
18:46Have your kids seen the movie?
18:48Yeah
18:48People ask me that all the time
18:49Do you show your kids
18:50I'm like yeah
18:51Of course
18:51The movie's awesome
18:52Yeah
18:52Good
18:52How old are your kids?
18:56Three and four
18:56So strike zone
18:58Like yeah
18:58Perfect
18:58Oh yeah
18:59Two boys
18:59I'm the maker of men
19:00Humble brag
19:01Yes yes
19:02So do they
19:04Do they put two and two together
19:06That dad is the kid?
19:07Well they don't call it
19:08Home Alone
19:08They call it Kevin
19:09You know like yeah
19:09You've got good taste
19:11You know yeah
19:11But no they have no idea
19:12They have no idea
19:13Who they're sitting next to
19:14The entire time
19:14Wow
19:15Yeah
19:15I'm trying to keep it that way
19:16Like you know
19:17It's like Santa Claus
19:18Like yeah yeah yeah
19:19This is like
19:19Most kids just have
19:21That whole Santa thing
19:21You've got this extra
19:23Secret around the holidays
19:24I'm trying to bottle it up
19:26For as long as I can
19:27Yeah that is fun
19:28But it's gonna come out
19:28You know he just
19:28We were looking at a family photo
19:30You wanted to see me
19:30And my siblings
19:31And so we were looking at it
19:33And he immediately
19:34Just turned right to me
19:34And he goes
19:35Who's that kid?
19:36He looks just like Kevin
19:36Like oh here's your aunt
19:40Over here
19:40That kind of thing
19:42But you know
19:43They were talking
19:44To their little cousin
19:45She's like five years old
19:46Something like that
19:47And they were saying
19:47Tonight we're gonna watch Kevin
19:48And she turned to me
19:50She goes you're Kevin
19:51And I said shut up
19:52You're Kevin
19:53Don't make Uncle Kevin mad
19:56Well because I want that moment
19:57I want that moment
19:58We're sitting on the couch
19:59And you know
19:59They're just kind of
20:00Watching the movie
20:00And they go
20:00I don't think
20:02That's gonna happen
20:03And I'm gonna go
20:03Uh huh yeah
20:04This whole time
20:04I think you're gonna have
20:06To be more active than that
20:07Because they're going to
20:08Like I think you might
20:09Have to have like
20:10Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern
20:11Bang on the door of the house
20:13And drag you out
20:14Or something like that
20:15Oh yeah yeah
20:16No I'm sure
20:17You know
20:17Joe Pesci's 82
20:18I'm sure he can still
20:19Take a fall
20:19What is it
20:20What is it like to work
20:22How old were you
20:22When you shot Home Alone
20:23I was nine
20:24To work with a
20:25Yeah
20:25I don't know how old I am now
20:27With Joe Pesci
20:29When you were nine years old
20:30Oh he was
20:31You know
20:32He was a
20:32We didn't really work a lot
20:33Together on the first one
20:34If you kind of think
20:35Like they're kind of
20:36Oh if they're doing their thing
20:37Oh
20:37They're doing my thing
20:38Oh okay
20:39But yeah
20:40No we did work together
20:41It was like
20:42It was like the last day
20:43Of work
20:44And we're doing that scene
20:45Where it's you know
20:46They catch me
20:47I'm in the neighbor's house
20:47And they catch me
20:48And they put me up
20:49On the little hook
20:49And they you know
20:51Yeah
20:51They're going to do
20:52We were waiting
20:54They were setting up
20:54The cameras
20:55And the lights
20:55And all those things
20:56And he's like
20:56He turns to Daniel
20:57And he goes
20:58You guys want to run lines
20:59And I was like
21:00Yeah yeah sure
21:01I don't have any lines
21:01In the scene
21:02So have at thee
21:02So I'm dangling there
21:05And he goes
21:07You know
21:07He gets to the park
21:08He's like
21:08I'm going to bite
21:08Each one of these
21:09Fingers off
21:10One at a time
21:11And yeah
21:12He actually bit me
21:13He did
21:15You did
21:15You see his face
21:16He's really grizzled
21:17And stuff like that
21:17And you should have seen
21:18He bit me
21:19And I went
21:19And he went
21:20Because not only
21:22Did you bite a nine-year-old
21:23Not only did you bite
21:24A vulnerable nine-year-old
21:26Yeah no
21:26You can't bite a nine-year-old
21:27He also bit a co-worker
21:29And HR
21:29Is going to be all over him
21:30There was no HR back then
21:32So you could bite
21:33All you wanted back then
21:34But yeah
21:34He's very sweet
21:35But yes
21:35I still have a little scar
21:36Right there
21:37For real?
21:38Is that really
21:38A Joe Pesci bite scar?
21:40Just in case they need
21:41To identify the body
21:41I got the dental
21:42Wow
21:43Yeah
21:43Did they give him
21:44A rabies test
21:45Or anything afterwards?
21:46Well I didn't squeal on him
21:47I think that's why
21:48He liked me
21:48You know
21:49Yeah
21:49How much of the stunt work
21:50Did you do in that movie?
21:52Oh
21:52None
21:53I was nine
21:54Okay
21:54Insurance
21:55So they have somebody
21:57Playing you
21:58Yes
21:59Is it an adult?
22:00Is it a kid they don't like as much?
22:02Or value?
22:05So here's how it went down
22:06I'm you know
22:07Doing wardrobe tests
22:08And all that kind of stuff
22:09So I'm changing into different outfits
22:10And so you know
22:11I'm going out there
22:12Like you know
22:13Checking out
22:13You know
22:14Just seeing if they like it
22:15Or whatever
22:15And I bumped into this person
22:16And there he is
22:18He's dressed exactly like me
22:19Haircut
22:20And all that stuff
22:21I'm like
22:21Oh
22:21Oh hey
22:22Like who are you?
22:23He goes
22:23I'm Larry
22:24Oh uh
22:26Hi Larry
22:27What do you do here?
22:27He goes
22:28I'm your stunt double
22:29And there's this awkward silence
22:31And finally he goes
22:32How old do you think I am?
22:35I know it's a trick question
22:36It's loaded
22:36I'm nine
22:37So he's much older
22:38I'm like
22:38Thirteen
22:39And he's like
22:40You're a funny kid
22:41So we didn't work together a lot
22:43But what ended up happening
22:44Was we'd watch these dailies
22:45It was the stuff we shot the day before
22:46And there was this scene
22:48Where uh
22:48Kevin's climbing the shelf
22:50In Buzz's room
22:50And it all falls down
22:52And so
22:52There's the first take
22:53And it all falls down
22:54It looks really vicious
22:55It looks painful
22:56And uh
22:58They're like
22:58Oh something didn't fall right
22:59You know
23:00The shelf didn't fall right
23:00So they had to do it again
23:01So they do it again
23:02And they're like
23:03Not good enough
23:04And they do it again
23:05And they do it again
23:06And they do it again
23:07And finally I go
23:08Please take it easy on Larry
23:09He's only thirteen years old
23:11When you are
23:17When you are suddenly
23:19Very very famous
23:20At that age
23:21Are you able to go anywhere
23:23Do you wear disguises
23:24To just go out in public
23:26How does it work
23:26You can't really put on
23:27A fake mustache
23:28You know
23:29When you're nine
23:29It doesn't quite work
23:30No
23:31No it just happened
23:32Really fast
23:32It was just
23:33You know
23:34One day I was like
23:35A neighborhood kid
23:35Like I was shooting
23:36My girl
23:38In Orlando Florida
23:38Right
23:39Not the bees
23:40But um
23:42But uh
23:43And uh
23:44There was a community center there
23:45And I played video games
23:46With the kids
23:47And we'd ride bikes
23:48And I remember
23:49After that movie came out
23:50Um
23:51I was watching TV
23:52And then
23:52There's a window
23:53Right next to it
23:54I just saw like
23:54Some heads pop up
23:56And I run over
23:56And I was like
23:57What's that
23:57And it was a bunch
23:58Of these kids running away
23:59And I was like
23:59I know those guys
24:00Like you know
24:00They used to be my friends
24:01We used to ride bikes together
24:02And stuff like that
24:03And I go oh
24:03Rules of change now
24:05Life is different
24:06You know yeah
24:06That's a bummer
24:07Yeah but I'm also like
24:08You know
24:08I'm a delicate snowflake
24:10You know
24:10I'm very unique
24:11You know yeah
24:11I'm a very peerless person
24:13You know um
24:14Uh
24:14So then you took a break
24:16For like 10 years
24:17When you were a teenager
24:18Or so
24:18And at that time
24:20Were you able then
24:21To integrate
24:21Like get a summer job
24:23Like a regular kid
24:24Do the normal things
24:26I mean I just wanted
24:26To go to school man
24:27I wanted to hang out
24:28With people my own age
24:29Right
24:29I mean I was always
24:30Working with adults
24:30I mean also
24:31Because when I was acting
24:32I wasn't a part of
24:33Like a Goonies
24:34Or a Monster Squad
24:35Or a thing like that
24:35I was never part of
24:36Like an ensemble of kids
24:37Or anything like that
24:37Right your family
24:38Abandoned you twice
24:39True yes
24:40Twice
24:41That's the worst part
24:42Arrests should have been
24:43Made in that second movie
24:45Um
24:46But uh yeah
24:47So no
24:47I just wanted to go to school
24:48You know
24:49I wanted to kiss girls
24:50And go to parties
24:51And things like that
24:52So that's how I spent
24:53A big chunk of it
24:53And then you know
24:54You start thinking about
24:55What you want to do
24:56With the rest of your life
24:57Right
24:57And it's funny
24:57Because I never
24:58Pursued this really
25:00It was you know
25:01I never was tugging
25:01On my parents sleeve
25:02Going mommy daddy
25:03I want to be an actor
25:04I also wasn't British
25:06When I was a kid
25:06Yeah
25:07That's true
25:08Yeah yeah yeah
25:08I know that about you
25:09Yeah
25:10But uh no
25:11It was something
25:12That found me
25:12Um
25:13And uh
25:14I'm kind of blessed
25:15That way
25:15When I was kind of
25:16Thinking about
25:16What I want to do
25:17With my life
25:17And I was like
25:18Yeah
25:19Like how like
25:19Fortunate I am
25:20That I can find
25:21A line of work
25:22That found me
25:23That like you know
25:23It's you know
25:24Feels like it's
25:24My calling
25:25And it found me
25:26At such a young age
25:27So I had to kind of
25:28Come back around to it though
25:29That was the thing
25:30I had to walk away from it
25:31Because it was kind of just
25:32It was a lot
25:33Well you are back
25:34In the middle of it
25:35You got Fallout
25:35You got Zootopia 2
25:37We'll talk more
25:37With Macaulay Culkin
25:38When we come back
25:39Animals
25:47Filthy animals
25:52But what separates man
25:55From beast
25:57His thirst for pleasure
26:00His lust
26:02For pain
26:04Pain
26:04Be begun
26:07Scrota
26:10Home color
26:15Available
26:16At T.J.
26:18Max
26:19I was wondering
26:22Why you smell so good
26:24Thank you
26:25Tyler Crockett is with us
26:27He is in the show
26:29Fallout Season 2
26:30New episodes
26:31Can you tell us
26:32Anything about it
26:32I know it's like
26:33A big secret
26:33Yeah like not much
26:34To be honest
26:35Like yeah yeah
26:35It's you know
26:36Kind of a
26:37It's a very secretive show
26:38I actually never even read
26:40Any of the scripts from it
26:41They kind of just like
26:41They give you what
26:43Yeah I look cool
26:44It's a really cool outfit
26:45We're going to New Vegas
26:47For all you knowers out there
26:48Hail Kaiser
26:48Yeah
26:49And yeah
26:51But there's not a lot
26:52I can talk about
26:53You know
26:54That's why you know
26:54I don't have any clips
26:55From the show
26:55That's why we have
26:56Right
26:56Home
26:57Home
26:58You will admit
26:59That you work with
27:01Walton Goggins
27:02Yes
27:02This is the second time
27:03I've worked with him
27:03For the second time
27:04Yeah yeah
27:05I worked with him
27:05On Righteous Gemstones
27:06I played Harmon
27:08That's right
27:08Yeah
27:09And you um
27:12And is he
27:13When he's in
27:13When he's like
27:14All like made up
27:15Is that only scary on TV
27:17Or is it actually scary
27:18When you're on the set
27:19He's very method
27:20I heard that about him
27:21He is
27:22Yeah so when I first showed up
27:23They had all these tents
27:24We're shooting in the desert
27:25And I was just kind of pacing
27:26Going over my stuff
27:27And all of a sudden
27:27I walk by
27:28You know this empty
27:29You know tent
27:29A couple times
27:30And I walk by
27:31And all of a sudden
27:31He's there
27:31I go
27:32Oh my goodness
27:33And he's just like
27:34He just looks at me
27:34I was like
27:36Okay Coop
27:36Like whatever
27:37Whatever you want man
27:39You know
27:39But yeah
27:40Like I said
27:40He has a method
27:42And yeah
27:43You have to respect it
27:43Give him space
27:44Or he'll growl at you
27:45You know
27:45That's what they say
27:47About him
27:47Yeah
27:48You um
27:49You and your wife
27:50Are both in Zootopia 2
27:51You do voices
27:52In Zootopia 2
27:53Now the kids
27:54Yeah
27:55I assume the kids
27:57Have seen that
27:57Do they know
27:58That that's you
27:59We told them
28:00But it doesn't really
28:01It doesn't really compute
28:02I mean
28:02Because we're taking
28:04A bite of the forbidden fruit
28:05We're playing
28:06Brother and sister
28:07Oh wow
28:08Meow
28:08Yeah
28:09Yeah
28:09And by that
28:10I mean we play cats
28:11So they're having
28:12A hard time reconciling
28:13That circling that square
28:14You know
28:15Is it true
28:16That you do not drive
28:18That you do not
28:19Even have a driver's license
28:20Yeah
28:21I'm 45
28:22I've never had
28:22A driver's license
28:23Well I'm a New Yorker
28:25So that's normal
28:26But I'm not a New Yorker anymore
28:27You know
28:28You live here now
28:28Yeah I live here now
28:29How long have you been here
28:30A long time
28:32Way too long
28:32You know
28:33Like nearly a decade
28:34Is there a plan
28:35To get a driver's license
28:36Okay so here's the thing
28:37A couple years ago
28:38Brennan and I
28:38Had a New Year's resolution
28:40Alright
28:40I was going to get a driver's license
28:42And she was going to hire
28:43A wedding planner
28:43I'm not married yet
28:45So
28:45So hence no license
28:47How about that
28:47For two years now
28:48You still haven't
28:49Have you taken any lessons
28:51Have you tried
28:51You know she tried
28:53One time
28:54To teach you
28:55Yeah she was jumping
28:56Out of her skin
28:56Oh yeah
28:57Just like you know
28:58Trying to teach a 45 year old man
28:59How to drive
29:00It's hard enough to teach
29:00And her brand new car too
29:02It's like no
29:03So she drives everywhere
29:05You guys go
29:05Essentially
29:06Yeah
29:07I mean I'm mobile
29:08You know I have all kinds
29:09Of apps and things
29:10Like don't get me wrong
29:11But
29:12But if there was an issue
29:14Yes I can physically
29:16I know how to do it
29:17Yeah if you were bleeding
29:18To death
29:18I could drive you
29:19To the hospital
29:19Could you
29:20Yeah I mean
29:21I'd probably still call an Uber
29:22But
29:22We got to get you
29:28In behind the wheel
29:29Yeah yeah
29:31But yeah no
29:32So I'll do it someday
29:33Well it's very good to see
29:34I hope that the next time
29:35I see you
29:36You drive here
29:37Oh yeah
29:37We'll see about that
29:38Married
29:39Married
29:40I'll be married
29:40How about that
29:41Macaulay Culkin everybody
29:42New episodes of Fallout
29:43Premiere Wednesdays
29:44On Prime Video
29:45And Zootopia 2
29:46Is in theaters now
29:47We'll be back
29:48With Jason Clarke
29:49Thanks for joining us
29:59I'll be back in the next time
30:00We'll be back in the next time
30:01We'll be back in the next time
30:35On the way, our next guest is a very talented actor from A Land Down Under who stars as attorney-slash-convicted murderer Alec Murdoch in Murdoch, Death in the Family.
30:45You know, your great-granddaddy Buster had a saying about the truth.
30:48What was that?
30:50It's what's true, what's not, and a whole bunch of in-between.
30:54But the only real truth in this world is what you can get others to believe.
30:59I don't think I can put that in my essay.
31:01No, you can't.
31:03But I'll be damned if it hasn't served me well over the years.
31:07Watch Murdoch, Death in the Family on Moving Now.
31:13Please welcome Jason Clarke.
31:15Jason, it's good to have you here.
31:33You know, you're our final guest of the year.
31:34I know, and I feel like the Fonz.
31:36You know what I mean?
31:37The Fonz?
31:37He walks out and he gets around every time.
31:39It's beautiful.
31:40That's right.
31:41Yeah, we all feel like the Fonz here.
31:42How are you doing?
31:44I'm really well, man.
31:45By the way, it's crazy to hear you speak with your natural accent from Australia and then
31:50to watch that clip because you do a very, very good South Carolina accent.
31:55I love it.
31:55I loved your emotion at the top, man.
31:58I really just...
31:59Oh, let's...
31:59...speaking from the heart.
32:00Let's focus on you.
32:01Yeah, no, I know, but it's like, you know...
32:03It got me pumped, Jimmy.
32:06It got me...
32:06It got me ready.
32:08Are you going home for Christmas?
32:09I'm going home in five hours to see my boys.
32:12Oh, tonight?
32:13Tonight.
32:13I'm on the plane.
32:14How old are your boys?
32:15They're 10 and 7.
32:16Oh, that's great.
32:17Yeah.
32:17That's great.
32:18Yeah, they are.
32:19I have an 11-year-old and a 7-year-old, and it's good...
32:21That's good for Christmas, right?
32:23It's a great age.
32:23What is Christmas like in Australia?
32:25Is it like here?
32:26I'll be...
32:26You know, it's board shorts and a T-shirt and barbecues and swimming and surfing and...
32:31And, you know, it's summer.
32:33You know, we grill on the barbecue.
32:35We get around and we, you know, we call each other mate and...
32:39And, you know, and watch the cricket.
32:43Other than that, though, do you have a tree and presents under?
32:46Oh, you know, we have the tree, dude.
32:48Santa and everything?
32:48I get dressed up every year.
32:50No, I still do.
32:51Oh, you do?
32:51Both my boys believe in Santa because, you know, we have security cameras and that at the house
32:57and different things.
32:58Yeah.
32:58So I'll do a little glimpse of me lugging the presents in just so they get a little...
33:05Just enough to go, hang on, hang on, rewind, you know, play that again.
33:08You know, it's...
33:09Oh, wow.
33:10And it's me and my wife, you know, yeah.
33:12You do it every year?
33:13I do it every year.
33:14And every year they go, let's check the cameras?
33:16Every year we check the cameras and have a look back, you know?
33:18So we got a drone this time, so I might get to put that up.
33:22Oh, really?
33:23Santa can pull up in his ute, you know what I mean?
33:25In my twin cab truck with a, you know, yeah.
33:28Uh, wow, okay.
33:29That's awesome.
33:30Well, he still believes.
33:30It might be the last year my 10-year-old believes, you know?
33:33Yeah, and then he'll ruin it for your 7-year-old.
33:34He'll ruin it for my 7-year-old.
33:35It's finished.
33:36Maybe you do something weird on camera when they finally figure it out, you know?
33:40Yeah, but back in the day, my father, you know, my mom used to make my father put up
33:44the trampoline in the backyard.
33:46Mm-hmm.
33:47And, um...
33:48At night on Christmas Eve?
33:49At nighttime, you know, and Australians, you know, they love a beer, so my father would be...
33:52That's how I understood the Santa wasn't real.
33:54My dad had had a few too many beers and banged his thumb with the...
33:58With the hammer.
33:59Oh!
34:00Listen, I thought somebody was out in the backyard.
34:02You heard him out in the backyard?
34:03But it's dad.
34:04Go to bed.
34:05Go to bed.
34:07Um, you, uh...
34:08This case, this, uh, Alex Murdoch is...
34:12For those who are not familiar with...
34:14With that big trial that happened and all that stuff, tell us a little bit about that story,
34:19if you would.
34:19He's a bad man.
34:21Yeah.
34:21Um, he, you know, we, we really show the story before he's in the jumpsuit, in the orange.
34:27We all know him as a prisoner, if you do know him.
34:29He was a lawyer that had a, basically a Ponzi scheme that, that it was a trial law for accidents
34:34and injury and won these big cases, but he kept the money, thinking, oh, I'll pay it back
34:38or I'll take this person's money.
34:40But he just kept, he was spending living large on other people's money, and he, he got so
34:44underwater, so out of control with life and drugs and, you know, pills that he was taking
34:49and that, that he eventually kills his wife and his son.
34:53Horrific.
34:53It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you know, it's, it's unimaginable.
34:55It is.
34:56Yeah.
34:56And yet it actually happened.
34:57And yet it actually happened, yeah.
34:59And then it came out, you know, every, not only the murder, but then it came out, you
35:04know, how much he'd stole from paraplegics and people that, you know, had nothing, that
35:07he'd taken their money and, and also that he fooled the entire community, you know, that
35:12trusted him and loved him.
35:13You know, the judge at the end of the trial said, I've known you for 20 years or seen
35:15you around.
35:16And yet I've got no idea who you are, Alec.
35:18You, uh, gained quite a bit of weight for this role.
35:21Uh, let's get a photo of that.
35:23Uh, there you are with Patricia Arquette.
35:25Now is it you, like, how seriously do you take the Santa thing?
35:28Do you gain weight for that role too?
35:32Or is it just for paying projects?
35:37It is.
35:37My boys still laugh at me.
35:39You know what I mean?
35:40Yeah.
35:41Is that a bummer when they say you're going to have to gain all that weight and then you
35:44have to lose all that weight?
35:47It hurts.
35:47Yeah.
35:48You know, it really hurts.
35:49You know, I mean, I don't have to lie in bed and put my feet up against the wall because
35:52I was so, you know, swollen and heavy.
35:54And then because he was such a consumer of everything, you know, whether it was sugar
35:59or drinks or air or oxygen or your emotions or your time, you know, he's a very dominating
36:04figure.
36:05And then, um, the funny thing is, as he went to trial, he had to give up the drugs.
36:08He had to, he was in jail.
36:10He was, you know, exercising and he looked better and stronger.
36:13And so I just wanted to give that sense of, you know, the weight that, you know, the juxtaposition
36:16of, of, as he came to facing his consequences, he looked better and he looked like, you know,
36:22the younger man that he could have been.
36:24Do you know if he has Hulu now in prison?
36:30I hope he does.
36:31I hope he does.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:34I really do.
36:35You know what I mean?
36:36Yeah.
36:36I mean, you know, you kind of, it's a very funny thing.
36:38I mean, you know, Jerry West famously was unhappy with my portrayal as Jerry West, you
36:42know?
36:42Right.
36:42But not with the portrayal, but more the content of, right?
36:46Yeah.
36:46There was a content.
36:47I mean, look, it's, you know, you're playing people.
36:49You know, I did, I played, uh, Senator Ted Kennedy as well.
36:52You're playing these real people and, and, and this man is still out there and still in
36:55prison.
36:56He's, his son got married.
36:57And I, look, I, I was always struck by the constitution of the man that, that he's still
37:02going.
37:03He's not giving up.
37:03He's not admitting it.
37:04He hasn't, he hasn't killed himself.
37:06He hasn't fallen into a heap.
37:07He's still out there, you know, telling himself that he did not do it.
37:11It's inspiring.
37:12Yeah.
37:16Well, I mean, Jimmy, you showed some clips, mate.
37:19Sometimes you just got to keep going, haven't you?
37:21I mean, you know.
37:22I wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas.
37:24I hope you get a couple, squeeze a couple more years of Santa out of the kids.
37:29It's great to see you.
37:29Jason Clarke, everybody.
37:31All the episodes of Murdoch, Death in the Family are on Hulu right now.
37:35We'll be back with Dawes and Friends.
37:41Thanks to Macaulay Culkin and Jason Clarke.
37:46Apologies to Matt Damon.
37:48Nightline is that for first.
37:49Tickets for the concert for Alcadena are on sale now.
37:53This is a preview starring Lucius, Eric Krasno, and Al O'Block with the perfect song to close
37:59throughout the year, Dawes and Friends.
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