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Eastenders 22nd
Eastenders 22nd December
Eastenders 22nd December 2025
Eastenders 22/12/2025
EastEnders 22nd
EastEnders 22nd December
EastEnders 22nd December 2025
EastEnders 22/12/2025

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00:00Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
00:05Hello?
00:06Ho, ho, ho!
00:07It's Christmas spirit, eh?
00:10Elves, not trolls, what do you know?
00:12You all right, mate?
00:13Yeah.
00:16I need a taxi.
00:18Where's Barry Roy Patman?
00:21They're not here anymore, mate. They've gone.
00:23Then how does anyone get a cab?
00:24We don't need a cab. We're going to walk home, aren't we?
00:26You're screening tonight, haven't you?
00:28We're sitting here, remember?
00:29Where's my tie?
00:31I'd better not have lost it.
00:32Your tie's hard.
00:34Come on.
00:34Is it going?
00:35Sure.
00:36Well, you...
00:38You'll practice your speech, mate.
00:40Yeah.
00:40Okay.
00:53Linda, I gave you space last night, yeah?
00:55And this morning, you've just been avoiding me.
00:59All I want to know is when I'm going to see her.
01:01Yeah, all right.
01:02All right.
01:02We'll work that out.
01:05No one else knew about all this.
01:08Your family or Mick?
01:09Yes, yes.
01:11Mick knew.
01:12Don't you dare say a bad word against him, all right?
01:14Because back then, he was the rock that I needed.
01:16Can we talk about this later, please?
01:21What do you mean, later?
01:23What, we'll meet up with Annie.
01:25We'll tell her everything, yeah?
01:27Tell her?
01:28Today?
01:29Yeah.
01:29No.
01:30No, I'm sorry.
01:31Days are way too soon.
01:33Days are dawning.
01:35Rise and shine.
01:36Now.
01:38Today, we have Bucks fees for anyone wearing a Santa hat.
01:43Oh.
01:44Don't mind if I do.
01:47And I'm not doing this now.
01:49Yes.
01:50There we go, darlings.
01:51Right, listen.
01:54The door's open for the screening at five,
01:55so help your dad with that booze, yeah?
01:57I don't want him doing his backing before the big day.
01:59Hey, I know I'm going to get Christmas from you.
02:01One of your special messages.
02:02Shut up.
02:03Okay.
02:04Go on, you'll be late.
02:10Listen, darling, I know you're worried.
02:12Psycho's still out there, right?
02:14We're all worried, yeah?
02:15But they've got to get through me to get to you, okay?
02:20But it ain't just that.
02:22I mean, seeing everyone excited about Christmas,
02:24all the families coming together,
02:27do you think I'm a stupid thing that I'd have found my son by now?
02:32No.
02:32No, of course you won't.
02:33Oi.
02:34I'm loving this little bonding moment,
02:35but is there any chance I could get served?
02:37Sorry, what are you doing?
02:38Well, I'm just testing out the canopies for tomorrow.
02:40Yeah, she paid for that.
02:42Blimey, if that's how you treat your customers,
02:44no wonder you've got some psycho chasing after you.
02:47Are you going to shut your mouth?
02:48Oh, come on.
02:48Oh.
02:49Well, she does more than just stand around looking sorry for herself.
02:52You are asking for a slash.
02:53Yeah, it worth it.
02:54Get out, you're barred.
02:58Whatever.
02:58How you doing?
03:09How you doing?
03:23The hospital said it's like I smoked 400 cigarettes in one night,
03:28so it's like double my record.
03:36Look.
03:36It doesn't take much to fix this.
03:40It doesn't take much to fix this.
03:40A bit of honesty, a bit of trust,
03:43and whatever's really going on with you.
03:46Maybe I can help.
03:52Nope.
03:54Too bad.
03:55Too bad.
04:14Too bad.
04:17Too bad.
04:20Hey, yeah, um, thanks for calling him back.
04:28Um, Nigel Bates, yeah, I'm his wife.
04:32Yeah, I just wanted to talk through the range of care options.
04:38Um, is it all right? I'll call you back in a bit.
04:45To us, sis.
04:46You're shipping him off to a care home two days before Christmas.
04:48Goodbye, good riddance, and Happy New Year.
04:51Just made an inquiry last week to talk through the options.
04:53You ain't missing the whole word, I've said.
04:55Do you realise how much make-up I've had to slap on to cover up this bruise?
05:03Every moment I'm with him,
05:05every conversation, I'm just waiting for something like this to happen again.
05:11Now, it's not his fault, I do know that.
05:14But I also know that he will do it again.
05:15To me, to you, to a stranger, then what do we do?
05:22I ain't giving up on my mind, mate.
05:25And what happens if he hurts himself?
05:27Have you thought about that?
05:28You ain't.
05:30Not while I'm around, so you can call them back
05:32and tell them you ain't interested,
05:34because this, this ain't happening.
05:36So, any news when the house is going to be fixed up?
05:48Well, now that it's been deemed an accident by the police,
05:50yeah, Ross can start cracking on.
05:51He said he'll work over Christmas and all.
05:53An accident?
05:54Yeah.
05:55A cigarette butt.
05:56Which wasn't mine.
05:58Swear.
05:58All right, we won't do too much longer, then.
06:01And that'll put Sonia's mind at rest.
06:03You struggling with a house full?
06:05Uh, we only came over because Lauren said that the coffee was good.
06:09And, well, you know, no-one else is talking to her.
06:12Don't even joke.
06:13You know they've taken me off the community chat?
06:15Well, a lot of people put their hard-earned cash into that charity fund.
06:18Mm-mm.
06:20What, it did?
06:21Don't worry about it.
06:22You go before you know it.
06:24Do you want to try and leave my door on this, Inges?
06:26She's been lying to me for years.
06:27Look, Wanny.
06:34She's my daughter.
06:42Those demands are ridiculous.
06:44She's gone to leave all with nothing.
06:47No, I worked hard for that money, and that's what I pay you for.
06:50So deal with it.
06:54Is everything OK?
06:55What do you care?
06:57I'm sorry I accused you of starting that fire.
07:03My family, right?
07:04It's Christmas.
07:08Oh, come on, Anthony.
07:09I'm trying.
07:12Sorry.
07:12Have you, um, seen Patrick and Yolandi?
07:19It's the church fundraiser for the soup kitchen.
07:22I'm going to take Jordan later, if you fancy coming.
07:25I've got two kids out there.
07:39It's like I don't even exist.
07:40I know you said you wanted to find them first, but maybe you should work with Zoe to track them down.
07:49She lied to you yet, and it was, you know, totally out of order, but the more I think about it, she's still a mum.
07:59She deserves a second chance.
08:09Whatever happens, he cannot know that any of us knew.
08:12Value.
08:13I mean, I would have thought you'd have clocked it sooner.
08:17I mean, the ginger air's a real giveaway.
08:18Ian!
08:19Do you want me to punch him?
08:20Because I'll honestly punch him in the face.
08:22What are you saying, Ian?
08:25What, you knew?
08:28Of course he didn't.
08:29Come on, let's do the washing up.
08:30Oh, look at Ellie's face.
08:37It's made my Christmas.
08:38Oh.
08:39So, what, she just come out of it then?
08:42She just told you?
08:43Yeah.
08:44Yeah, she's already backtracking.
08:46Being all vague about how it's going to work.
08:48I mean, I've missed enough of her life already, haven't I?
08:52I know you don't, Lauren.
08:53I'm not going to go and sit soliciting today.
08:56Well, you can't go in all guns blazing.
08:59Just...
09:00Let me call her.
09:04Yeah, double, please.
09:07I know it's my first Christmas with Barney,
09:09and the Secret Santa was good, but...
09:11I'm going to give him something special, you know?
09:14Well, don't look on me.
09:16You know, a football shirt or a gift voucher, and then I'm out.
09:22Um...
09:22Vic, I have actually been meaning to talk to you.
09:27It's kind of crowded over at Cathy's, and, er...
09:32I just really miss her.
09:35And Christmas morning, I don't want to wake up and drink
09:38Thai vodka and barbecue shrimp on me own.
09:41I thought that was an Australian thing.
09:43No.
09:45That's a you and me thing.
09:48That's all I reckon.
09:52Can't have you barbecuing shrimp in Cathy's spare room, can I?
09:56No.
09:57Happy days.
09:58All right, I'll catch you later.
10:00See you in a bit, mate.
10:04How about getting him an early edition of one of his favourite books?
10:10Barney.
10:11Christmas.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Sorry.
10:13Thanks, Marie.
10:15Yeah, it's a great idea.
10:16See you in a bit.
10:17Have a good day.
10:24What do you want?
10:26I was hoping to offer up a bit of a Christmas miracle.
10:33What's that look for?
10:36Is this about the restraining order, because...
10:38Just tell me why you're here.
10:40Okay.
10:43Um...
10:44An old doctor friend of mine has thought of another way we can find your son.
10:52It's a DNA thing.
10:55Genetic records.
10:56I won't bore you with the technicalities.
10:58But...
10:59If we knew the father's identity,
11:03it looks like we could open up a whole new avenue of investigation.
11:07Now, you've always said you don't know who it is.
11:12But if there's any way you can remember,
11:15I would do everything in my power
11:17to find him.
11:19I'm sorry.
11:26Like I said before,
11:30I've got no idea who he is.
11:32Oh, no.
11:48No, no, no.
11:49I...
11:49That's not the deal.
11:50I agree to talk to you, not him.
11:52I've got legal rights, you know?
11:53So...
11:54Annie is happy.
11:55Right now.
11:56All right?
11:56She don't need any big revelations blowing her life apart.
11:59Can you get that, right?
12:00Yeah, of course.
12:01He's just...
12:02keen to get involved, you know?
12:04He wants to get to know her.
12:05Yeah, why are you pussyfooting around all this?
12:07Because of this.
12:08Right?
12:08Because you've known for 12 hours,
12:10and you're already hassling me.
12:12Rushing me.
12:13You don't exactly fill me with confidence.
12:14Well, you ain't got nothing to worry about, right?
12:15I'm a great dad.
12:17Aren't I?
12:18You're living out of a bag,
12:19with your passport in your back pocket.
12:20I don't even know if you're sticking around,
12:22Walford, or what.
12:23And that is what I'm talking about.
12:24All right, you are not going anywhere near my daughter
12:26until I say so.
12:27And you are not telling her that you're her dad
12:29until you've got some sort of plan.
12:37Just babysit, yeah?
12:44Forget him, Lauren.
12:50I've done worse.
12:55I'm gonna go.
12:59Did I hear that right?
13:01You got a kid with Linda.
13:04What are you gonna do?
13:06I don't know.
13:09What can I do?
13:10She's holding all the cards, isn't she?
13:12Well, if it was my kid...
13:14I wouldn't let anyone keep me away.
13:30How'd you do that?
13:32This is fine.
13:39I know why you're against
13:41her care home.
13:42And, uh...
13:45Well, the thought that costs me
13:46it's my eyes water.
13:51There will come a time...
13:52Isn't that the money's one thing?
13:54All right, but it's Nigel.
13:55He's nowhere near the level
13:56of the people in these care homes.
13:58Half the time, he's the same bloke
14:00he always was.
14:01Half?
14:02As much as that?
14:04I don't think so.
14:05When it's bad.
14:13Phil, when it's bad.
14:15It's really scary.
14:19Or let me guess, is that Elf or Nativity?
14:22It's die-hard.
14:23Come on, I know, it's been tough.
14:28Of course it has, but right now
14:30there's more good times than bad.
14:34Are you really telling me you're ready
14:35to walk away from him
14:36and that you could sleep at night
14:38if you did?
14:39No, I couldn't.
14:47No.
14:49But we can't pretend
14:51it isn't getting worse.
14:54And, you know,
14:54I really worry that today's screening
14:56might be too much for him.
14:57All right, go on, council.
14:59We can't.
15:00He'd be devastated.
15:02Well, I think you need to check
15:09with Linda about that.
15:10No, it's nothing to check, you know.
15:12She just thought it'd be
15:13some good bonding time,
15:14you know, take Annie to the grotto,
15:15go and see Santa.
15:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:17Linda is taking her to the grotto.
15:20That's what I'm saying.
15:20She's going to meet us down there.
15:21What, she's all right about that?
15:23I mean, to Annie,
15:23you're just some strange old man.
15:26The safest place in the world
15:27for that little girl
15:28is with her dad.
15:31I just want to get to know her.
15:32That's all.
15:34I mean, you've got this place
15:35to run, haven't you?
15:36And I love what you've done with it,
15:37by the way.
15:38Yeah, it's very, uh...
15:41It's like Bougie, innit?
15:43Oh.
15:44Boutique hotel.
15:44Yeah.
15:49Those first reviews,
15:51very important.
15:54So if I can get Annie
15:55out of your way,
15:56give you a chance
15:57to be the hostess
15:58with a mostess,
15:59wouldn't it?
16:03Annie, do you want to get your coat?
16:04Mummy's friend
16:05wants to take you
16:06to see Santa.
16:09Where's Tommy?
16:10He's meant to be here.
16:11Oh, yeah, well,
16:11don't worry about my back.
16:12I'm like Rudolph on steroids.
16:14Take what you nose is,
16:15so big, eh?
16:16You want to lay off the shelves.
16:18Hey, hey, hey.
16:18Yeah, very funny.
16:20Zoe!
16:21It's all right,
16:21it's just a car.
16:31I'm sorry,
16:32I'm sorry,
16:32I can't go.
16:33I'm going to stay
16:34on the sofa with Minnie Mo.
16:35I'm safe there.
16:36No, no, you're not.
16:37No, I am,
16:38because any time
16:38I try and move forward,
16:39something happens.
16:40He said, Zoe,
16:41it was just a car.
16:42We're all okay,
16:43nothing's going to happen,
16:44all right?
16:44Trust me.
16:45When I find out
16:46who this is,
16:46and I will,
16:47I will kill him,
16:48all right?
17:00Oh!
17:01Ta-da!
17:03What do you think?
17:04Oh.
17:04Is it all right?
17:05Oh.
17:07You look so dapper.
17:09In your tie.
17:10You look like James Bond.
17:12Ha-ha.
17:13Geriatric man of mystery.
17:14Mobility scooter
17:15instead of an Aston Martin.
17:17Did I have a sports car?
17:19Er,
17:19your Morris Minor,
17:20do you mean?
17:21Yeah.
17:22Yeah.
17:23You and Phil
17:24went on a treasure hunt
17:25in it together,
17:25do you remember?
17:29Oh, er,
17:30you've had a little accident,
17:31don't worry.
17:32This suit's all wet.
17:34It's all right, mate.
17:35I've got another one upstairs.
17:36Come on.
17:37Let's clean up.
17:38Come on, sweetheart.
17:40Don't worry.
17:41Don't worry.
17:44That's it.
17:49Oops.
17:50All these stairs,
17:51that's it.
18:05You all right?
18:08Excited?
18:08Listen,
18:12your mum tells me
18:13you've been a really good girl
18:14this year.
18:15So you've definitely
18:16got me on Father Christmas's
18:17good list,
18:18which means you
18:18are going to get
18:19loads and loads
18:21and loads of presents.
18:22Sound good?
18:24Merry Christmas.
18:25Mr and Mrs Claus
18:26are ready to see you.
18:27I love Santa.
18:29Yeah.
18:29I'll do it all.
18:30Come on.
18:31Let's go.
18:31Uncle Matt is
18:32last time, right?
18:33Yeah, yeah.
18:34Just don't want to
18:34leave her out.
18:36Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
18:38What have we got here?
18:39A little girl?
18:41Annie.
18:41Annie.
18:42Oh, will you?
18:45Okay.
18:46Why don't you take
18:47a seat next to Santa?
18:48Oh, I'll need
18:50a photo of this.
18:51Hang on.
18:52Here we go.
18:54Big smiles.
18:54All right, big smiles.
18:56Annie, big smile.
18:59Cute.
19:00Hi, Dad.
19:10Right.
19:11There's no easy way
19:13to say this.
19:14You minding the film?
19:15It got cut.
19:17What?
19:18What's the point
19:18of me doing it, then?
19:19Sorry.
19:20That's your business.
19:24Callum.
19:26Is Jay going to make it
19:27tonight or what?
19:28Well, look,
19:29you know how he's got
19:29this new girlfriend
19:30up north and has
19:31she's not got anyone
19:31this time of Christmas?
19:33Stupid Elena.
19:34Let me guess,
19:35he's staying there
19:36for Christmas as well?
19:37Yeah.
19:39Sorry.
19:40Come on.
19:40You're all right.
19:42Could you keep
19:43a hold of this
19:44while I'm up there?
19:45It's Julie's
19:46Christmas present.
19:48Yeah.
19:48Speech.
19:49Here it is.
19:51Bye, Joel.
19:52You're on in 30 seconds.
19:57Oi.
19:57I barred you
19:59from the Vic.
20:00That means you
20:01don't get served
20:01in here either.
20:03All I did
20:03was ask for a drink.
20:04You're asking
20:05for a slap
20:05and you know it.
20:12You might want
20:13to give her
20:13a bit of a break.
20:15She's had a tricky
20:16few months
20:16since she came back.
20:18She's been back
20:19for months?
20:20Yeah.
20:20Went in the country.
20:22She had a few
20:22personal things
20:23to deal with
20:24and probably
20:25thinks she deserves
20:26a drink.
20:26That's all.
20:38Just wanted to say
20:39thanks.
20:40You know,
20:40for not dropping us
20:41in it with Max.
20:42Well, you kept it secret
20:43because I begged you to.
20:44It's not my place
20:45to tell him.
20:45I'll do what I can
20:49to make sure
20:49my dad
20:50steps up, yeah?
20:53You might have
20:54sent me a photo.
20:56Santa's grotto.
20:57Little Annie.
20:59I never went to the grotto.
21:00Well, Max said
21:01to...
21:01You stupid.
21:05Oh, it's gone.
21:06Go on.
21:09Right,
21:09if anyone's phone
21:10goes off
21:11in the middle of this,
21:12you're in massive trouble.
21:13I'm being serious.
21:17Turn them off.
21:21Now,
21:21please welcome
21:22to the stage,
21:23Nigel!
21:35Everyone has a favourite
21:37Christmas movie.
21:38It's a Wonderful Life,
21:39Christmas Carol,
21:41Die Hard.
21:41Although,
21:45if you want to see
21:46a bald man
21:47in a vest
21:47causing havoc,
21:49just walk
21:50into the kitchen
21:50when Phil's
21:55making breakfast.
21:55the thing I love
22:11most about Christmas
22:14movies...
22:16Where were we?
22:22Sorry.
22:22Sweetheart.
22:23Mum.
22:23The thing I love
22:26about Christmas...
22:27Right, the thing I love
22:27about Christmas movies
22:28is the way
22:30they bring people
22:32together.
22:32the thing I love
22:34is the way
22:35I love
22:36what happened
22:39now?
22:40What?
22:41Where'd you get that
22:41from?
22:42What?
22:42Oh, there's nothing.
22:43There's nothing.
22:44No, it's a black eye.
22:45I don't know.
22:46No, it's...
22:47Let's talk about this
22:48at home.
22:48No!
22:52It was an accident,
22:53darling.
22:54You didn't mean it.
22:57It's okay.
22:58Come on, I can't...
23:07Nige.
23:08Nige!
23:10Nige, wait!
23:15You think Patrick
23:17looks like Santa?
23:19Well, maybe he is Santa.
23:21In that way,
23:22you better be nice to me.
23:23Come here.
23:28That woman has no
23:32redeeming qualities.
23:33She's worse than Sophie.
23:34Everybody is in there.
23:35She's a selfish,
23:36lying, manipulative
23:37bitch.
23:38Well, with that attitude,
23:39no wonder she don't want
23:40nothing to do with you.
23:41Same goes for Sophie.
23:43So I'm the bad girl now?
23:44You're lying to her
23:45about her kids.
23:47So, yes, you are.
23:49Is everything all right?
23:51Yeah.
23:52Yeah, nothing to worry about.
23:53Yeah.
23:53Yeah.
23:53Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:55Yeah.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Yeah.
23:57Yeah.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Yeah.
23:58Any sign of him?
24:14No, no.
24:15No, nothing.
24:17I knew this was all too much.
24:19Too many people.
24:20Too much pressure.
24:20Oh, here we go.
24:21What are we going to talk
24:22about care home together?
24:23Yeah, well, maybe we should.
24:24Care home?
24:25But, um, for me.
24:29No, no, no, no, no, mate.
24:31Oh.
24:33Um, living in a home, a care home.
24:37No, no, no, you know, mate, I'm here and I.
24:40Yeah.
24:46I want to be alone.
24:47What?
24:47I want to be alone.
24:48I want to be alone.
24:50Can you give me a minute?
24:51I'll be right back.
24:54You sure?
24:55Yeah.
24:55Yeah.
24:55Hello?
25:16Hello?
25:18Hello?
25:18Hey, nice.
25:32You had a good day?
25:34Yeah, I have.
25:35Look, I'm not just your mum's friend.
25:47I've known her for years.
25:49A long time.
25:50Before you were born, even.
25:52I'm born a quarter.
25:53Yeah.
26:00Look, I'm your dad, Annie.
26:01I'm your dad, all right, which is a really good thing, because it means I'll always look
26:07out for you, because you're my little girl.
26:13What on earth do you think you're doing?
26:15He's my dad.
26:17Come on.
26:18Come on.
26:19I warned you.
26:20Warned me no life, no.
26:21No, you ain't.
26:22No, you ain't.
26:23You stay away from me.
26:24You stay away from my daughter.
26:25Come on.
26:38Taxi!
26:42Taxis.
26:45Nothing.
26:46And then three come at once.
26:49Nah, nah, that's buses.
26:51Buses come in threes.
26:53I need a taxi.
26:56Just get me home.
26:59Get me somewhere close to me.
27:03Oh, no, no.
27:18Oh, shit.
27:19Oh, shit.
27:20Woo!
27:20What do you have to do to get a taxi in this place?
27:41And a very merry Christmas to you and all, sweethearts.
27:45What a nice way to spend with you.
27:48Woo!
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