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00:04:11I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:42Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:08Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:26and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:33So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:05:49Wow.
00:06:04Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:08Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:19I think we got it.
00:06:44Ooh.
00:06:45I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:47to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:50and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:06Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl
00:07:17that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:19failed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:23Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:42Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:17What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:31of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:36that he's with.
00:08:37She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:47we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:01we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:10No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no...
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:15This is strictly business.
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that
00:09:19is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper
00:09:27to have messy complications
00:09:28getting in the way
00:09:29of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:48and I don't want your money.
00:09:51Attention, shoppers.
00:09:52All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:07Yes, yeah.
00:10:08Just these things.
00:10:09Okay.
00:10:09Great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short $15
00:10:16if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:19What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:21Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:25Relax.
00:10:26Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:31Okay, thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:35I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Thank you.
00:10:46Damn.
00:10:47My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:48Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57We can just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:07Thank you.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15Thank you.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:21Thank you.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30You do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:11:51You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:07I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:21Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:54So, it's perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:10Let's go, Sam.
00:13:31Sam, it's time to check out the new HQ side.
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Daughter's.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:46Hey, there they are.
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:03Nice to meet you.
00:14:04Dad.
00:14:05Oh, I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:08Oh, I missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:17Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela.
00:14:47Debbie.
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:35Wow.
00:15:36He is really good looking.
00:15:39Oh, must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:45Fake.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:46She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:49Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:08Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:16Willie, you've made it.
00:16:21There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now, living the dream.
00:16:35Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:37Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:47That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:49Wow.
00:16:51You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:54Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:58Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:01A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:03Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:07That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:15Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:17When I sit on my lap.
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:21Oh, so entitled.
00:17:23Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:27And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:31I mean, look at that car.
00:17:33Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:40Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:54She already has a husband.
00:17:55He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:56Is that so?
00:18:02Well, then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:10Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:15That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Mommy.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:27I see your hands.
00:18:28Oh, my God.
00:18:29I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:31Come on now.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:18:34What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:41Let me go.
00:18:42Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:47Let me go.
00:18:48Let me go.
00:18:48Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:15Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter.
00:19:18Mom, Dad, have to take her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:23Well, well, well.
00:19:25If it isn't the Waste Mariner I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:28That's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:37It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:38I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us all about you.
00:19:40From New York.
00:19:42Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:43Just like she said.
00:19:46Wow.
00:19:47He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:51And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:54You son of a bitch.
00:19:55You just ruined my suit.
00:19:57And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house.
00:20:06That car?
00:20:07It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:12Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:26You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it.
00:20:29That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:31Jesus.
00:20:32How did he get away with it?
00:20:34That's what I want to know.
00:20:36Enough.
00:20:36Please.
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:41She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:44Max, be honest with me.
00:20:46Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much do you want for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:54So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:59All right, that's it.
00:21:00I'm calling the cops.
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:10Too late.
00:21:11Listen, hon, I believe you.
00:21:19But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:25It's my car, okay?
00:21:26It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:30Thank you.
00:21:31Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:47Loser!
00:21:47Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55He's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:59Here, title and proof of ownership.
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just leave me alone.
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:27Yes, sir!
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:31Please, I'm so sorry.
00:22:31I'm so sorry.
00:22:32I'm so sorry.
00:22:32I'm so sorry.
00:22:32I'm so sorry.
00:22:32I'm so sorry.
00:22:32I'm so sorry.
00:22:32I'm so sorry.
00:22:33I'm so sorry.
00:22:34I'm so sorry.
00:22:34I'm so sorry.
00:22:34Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:47He fooled me.
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:56We were just looking out for you.
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:01You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:03Soon.
00:23:03Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:23:12We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other.
00:23:17If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on.
00:23:23Talk to her for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:34For your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:37Come on, guys.
00:23:38Let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:43Welcome.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:45This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault.
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:58Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you.
00:24:14I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:24It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:31You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:34Capisce?
00:24:35Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:39Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:50I think they get it, hon.
00:24:55How's Piper?
00:24:56Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just falls off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make them promise to prove them?
00:25:52I don't like this.
00:25:53Mmm.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing.
00:26:07And happy holidays.
00:26:08To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Aw.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:23But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:44I...
00:26:44Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:5212 pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:49Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:53Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:03Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:05Those are laussers.
00:28:07It's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:15And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:19I agree with you there.
00:28:21So come on, guys.
00:28:22Let's see.
00:28:23Come on.
00:28:24And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:58Something about water conservation.
00:29:00That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:06Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:12Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:15Have a good night, okay?
00:29:20You heard her.
00:29:42Whoa!
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:43Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:48Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:55All room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:16Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed.
00:30:19Nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:39In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:30:43You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:06You wish.
00:31:07Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:08You pray you'll fall for me?
00:31:11It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:14Oh, yeah?
00:31:15True.
00:31:16Holy shit.
00:31:29This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:36I'll say.
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:41Still think you can lose it?
00:31:43Oh, baby.
00:31:45I don't think I want you.
00:31:52Max, I shut it up.
00:31:53I want you to get in.
00:31:56Or maybe we should.
00:31:58God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:09Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:12Max, we cannot do this
00:32:22What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:25It's not you, Max, it's us
00:32:27It's this, this is all an act
00:32:28Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:31You're right
00:32:32I'm sorry
00:32:35You just don't need to be sorry, just...
00:32:42That birthmark
00:32:46What is that?
00:32:54It's him, the man from New Year's
00:32:56Is he Piper's father?
00:33:01Why are you acting?
00:33:04Oh my God
00:33:06Max is Piper's father
00:33:08Are you okay?
00:33:10Yeah
00:33:10I just, um...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:14I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:16Alone
00:33:17Of course
00:33:19We have a daughter together
00:33:24Oh my God
00:33:25What do I do?
00:33:32I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:34You can take the bed
00:33:35Thanks
00:33:37Hey
00:33:39Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:43Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:44I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:46So if there's something you need
00:33:48I can help
00:33:49I want to help
00:33:51He's Piper's father
00:33:53He has a right to know
00:33:54Um, Max
00:33:57How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:05A child?
00:34:07No, no, no
00:34:07That's, that's impossible
00:34:09I'm very careful
00:34:11Mostly
00:34:12I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:17Family to me is a big commitment
00:34:19And I don't want any loose ends
00:34:21You know?
00:34:22Right
00:34:23He wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:27I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:29Why do you ask?
00:34:32No reason
00:34:32Just
00:34:33Just curious
00:34:34No, I feel like you're
00:34:36Going somewhere with this
00:34:38What?
00:34:40No
00:34:40Well then
00:34:41Can I ask you a question?
00:34:44Shoot
00:34:45Where did you get these?
00:34:51And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:54I did not get those
00:34:56I don't know where those came from
00:34:57Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:34:59Break the contract?
00:35:03Give me that person
00:35:04Give me
00:35:04Give me
00:35:05Give me
00:35:06Woo!
00:35:17Elon
00:35:18The truth is
00:35:19Is that I
00:35:21Go, go, go, go, go
00:35:25Just a second
00:35:26Come in
00:35:28Hey hon
00:35:29Oh
00:35:30Sorry for interrupting
00:35:32But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:36Before I tuck her in
00:35:37Think you can take this one, Dad?
00:35:38We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:40I can see that
00:35:41Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:44I mean, if you don't
00:35:45If you don't mind
00:35:46Well, atta boy
00:35:48You know what?
00:35:49Just put a shirt on
00:35:50I'm gonna go get her
00:35:51Piper!
00:35:52Here comes Grandpa
00:35:53He sprang to his sleigh
00:35:58To his team
00:35:59Gave a whistle
00:35:59And away they all flew
00:36:01Like the down of a thistle
00:36:03But I heard him exclaim
00:36:05As he drove out of sight
00:36:06Merry Christmas to all
00:36:09And to all
00:36:10A good night
00:36:12If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:16She'd be over the moon
00:36:18Good night, Piper
00:36:19Is her dad still around?
00:36:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:28Because you're her dad
00:36:30Uh, no
00:36:30That man has no idea
00:36:33What a treasure
00:36:34He's missing out on
00:36:37Do you really think so?
00:36:41From the bottom of my heart
00:36:43Maybe I should tell him
00:36:45He deserves to know
00:36:47Max
00:36:54You're Piper's father
00:36:59I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:07Where's Piper?
00:37:34She must have snuck off
00:37:35While we were asleep
00:37:36God, he's such a good kisser
00:37:54Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:05Not on my watch
00:38:06Yeah, this
00:38:11I remember this
00:38:13Good morning, you two lovebugs
00:38:25How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:29Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:30It was, uh, it was great
00:38:31Wonderful
00:38:32Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:34Oh, no
00:38:37What is that?
00:38:39Sardines and saltines
00:38:40It's a Smith family classic
00:38:42It was my Graham Graham's favorite
00:38:44During wartime
00:38:45Don't be shy
00:38:46Go ahead and grab a handful
00:38:47Max, you don't have to
00:38:50No, no, it's okay
00:38:51It's a Smith family staple
00:38:54It's a Smith family staple
00:38:55There we go
00:38:56There we go
00:38:57Good, good, good, good
00:39:01Good?
00:39:02Good?
00:39:03¿Qué pasa?
00:39:13¿Good?
00:39:15¿Good?
00:39:16Es grumpy.
00:39:18Bueno, tú te debes vestir.
00:39:20Tienes que ir a ver Aunt Miranda.
00:39:24¿Puedo, um...
00:39:25¿Puedo un agua, por favor?
00:39:26Eso significa que no hay escapar de Aunt Miranda
00:39:28en su brood este año.
00:39:30¿Qué pasa con ellos?
00:39:32Cada año, a Aunt Miranda, a mí,
00:39:34y me dicen que Piper es un padre padre,
00:39:36y yo...
00:39:39No te preocupes.
00:39:40Te protegeré y Piper.
00:39:45¿Puedes tener Sam en stand-by hoy,
00:39:46en caso?
00:39:48Bueno, parece que es hora de vestir, entonces.
00:40:02¿Qué pasa?
00:40:03¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:04¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:05¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:06¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:07¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:09¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:10¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:11¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:12¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:14¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:15¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:16¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:18¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:20¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:21¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:22¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:24¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:26¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:27A ver...
00:40:29¿Qué pasa con ella?
00:40:31No, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:35But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:38¿Qué tipo de hombre podría haber lanzado?
00:40:42An aging single mom.
00:40:44Slim pickings.
00:40:45I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:48That explains it.
00:40:49She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:52Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:54Ava is your niece.
00:40:56Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:58Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:01Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:03Exactly.
00:41:04Not like my Sierra, married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:10Oh, they're here.
00:41:13Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:19Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas.
00:41:23You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:25I am.
00:41:26I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:28Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:29Welcome.
00:41:29You're Ava's husband.
00:41:31But you're gorgeous.
00:41:35But does Hanson miss you?
00:41:38Look at you two.
00:41:39You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:41Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:43Merry Christmas.
00:41:44This is for Max and I.
00:41:46Oh, my goodness.
00:41:47Thank you, Eva.
00:41:48Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:51Oops.
00:41:51Oh, my bad.
00:41:52Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:55How thrifty.
00:41:57Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:59Mommy's right.
00:42:00You mean all high?
00:42:02You little.
00:42:04You will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours.
00:42:09Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:12Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:14My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:18He could ruin your life.
00:42:31Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:33I'm fine.
00:42:34I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:35It's okay.
00:42:36It's okay.
00:42:39What are you?
00:42:41Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:44Did you just slap me?
00:42:46Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:48You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:50You know what, Sierra?
00:42:50I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:56Her family.
00:42:58She means me.
00:43:03You okay, honey?
00:43:04Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:07Do something.
00:43:08You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:10I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:12Oh, wow.
00:43:13I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:19Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:22Let's call him.
00:43:23I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:26Please.
00:43:26Who do you think you are?
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:31There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:34Fine, Dad.
00:43:36Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:37They're just jealous.
00:43:40For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:43I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:47I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:50Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:51All right, that's enough.
00:43:53Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:56Is this a joke?
00:44:18Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:20Hold it.
00:44:21Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:23My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:26King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:37Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:41And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:44It's just petty.
00:44:45Maybe so.
00:44:46But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:50Fine.
00:44:50Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:53Come on, let's go.
00:44:54No, no.
00:44:56Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:59Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:02I know, dear.
00:45:03I just want to have our family together.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:09Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:11What was that?
00:45:11I just want to have our family together.
00:45:18Fine.
00:45:19We'll stay.
00:45:20Can I have a little napole?
00:45:22It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:24We'll get something right after.
00:45:26Like drive-thru?
00:45:28I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:30That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:35No strays.
00:45:36Ow.
00:45:37Strays, are you okay?
00:45:38Yes, please.
00:45:39You hit my child.
00:45:41You're fucking crazy.
00:45:43Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:50Don't worry, baby.
00:45:51I'll handle it.
00:45:54Don't worry, baby.
00:45:55I'll handle it.
00:46:00Piper.
00:46:01Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:05Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:09Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:11As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:14Actually, I do.
00:46:16He's such a liar.
00:46:18This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:19Oh, it will be.
00:46:23Sam.
00:46:24Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:28I'm already on my way.
00:46:33Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:35I'm already on my way.
00:46:38You hear this guy?
00:46:40He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:45Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:47His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:50Max, what are you doing?
00:46:52Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:53Santa's already on his way.
00:46:55Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:04A helicopter?
00:47:12There's no way.
00:47:18How did you pull this off?
00:47:20Sam is like family.
00:47:21I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:23Thanks, boss.
00:47:25Boss?
00:47:26Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:28Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:31Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:34I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:37You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:41Mm-hmm.
00:47:44Come on.
00:47:46You can stop kidding around.
00:47:48If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:52No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:54Come on.
00:47:55You can stop the charade.
00:47:56Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:47:59Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:03Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:06How is this possible?
00:48:17This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:24Who are you?
00:48:25I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:28That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:31Wait, no.
00:48:32Hold on.
00:48:34You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:39You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:41Hmm.
00:48:42Some of the small ones.
00:48:44I mean, you know that.
00:48:45You work for me.
00:48:47Oh, God.
00:48:48I insulted my own boss.
00:48:50I'm finished.
00:48:51I'm finished.
00:48:55I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:02Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:05Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:06For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:09And with that, your career.
00:49:12You're fired.
00:49:13Fired?
00:49:14Sam.
00:49:19Fired?
00:49:20God.
00:49:20I can't be fired.
00:49:23What?
00:49:23Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:26You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:28Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:29I'll do anything.
00:49:31Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:34And you.
00:49:39Oh, me?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:43That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:45A family tradition.
00:49:46Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:49Sam.
00:49:50Sam.
00:49:51Hmm.
00:49:53Will you do me the honors?
00:49:56Glad, baby.
00:50:01Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:05Father, do something.
00:50:08Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:10I'm leaving.
00:50:11Hmm.
00:50:12Pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:13Come on, sweetie.
00:50:20Daddy had this crab flying just for you.
00:50:23Eat as much as you want.
00:50:24Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:28I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:31I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:33Honestly?
00:50:33This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:37Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:39Just like this.
00:50:41Does he really mean that?
00:50:42Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:44I can't tell.
00:50:46And that terrifies me.
00:50:52Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:50:53I brought you a gift.
00:50:54Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:57Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:05Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:08Tell me everything.
00:51:10Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:16Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:19A high school dropout?
00:51:21In the Harrison family?
00:51:23Not a chance.
00:51:28She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:32Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:33Silence.
00:51:34Get me the address where she works.
00:51:36It's Happy Heals on Broadway.
00:51:38That's nice.
00:51:39We own that one.
00:51:41Good work.
00:51:42But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:53Thanks.
00:51:55So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:01Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:03And how about you?
00:52:08Me?
00:52:09Yeah.
00:52:11Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:12Eva.
00:52:23That birthmark.
00:52:29Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:35Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:37So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:39Uh.
00:52:41No feelings, no complications.
00:52:43That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:44Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:47Max.
00:52:48Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:49Well, it's cold.
00:52:53Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:56Max.
00:52:58I need to tell you something.
00:53:02Something important.
00:53:04What's gotten into her?
00:53:06Is she hiding something?
00:53:07Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:11I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:15Piper is...
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:20Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:23Sweetie.
00:53:24Oh, my gosh.
00:53:24It's all swollen.
00:53:26Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:28Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:29Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:34Come on, Piper.
00:53:38Okay, let me see.
00:53:42I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:46But that's not true.
00:53:47You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:51Uh...
00:53:52Daddy!
00:53:53No!
00:53:54Well...
00:53:55Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:06Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:09Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:11Really?
00:54:11Daddy, please stay, Daddy.
00:54:16You think it was Scar?
00:54:19Hmm.
00:54:22I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:24Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:25I have one, too.
00:54:27Dad,
00:54:28I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:31Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:34Really?
00:54:35No way.
00:54:35No, it was actually a cactus.
00:54:38But it's still cool.
00:54:41I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:47Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:49My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:51And how old are you?
00:54:58Six.
00:54:59Six?
00:55:00That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:03Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:05Eilor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:09What do I even say?
00:55:11And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:13Sorry, honey.
00:55:14This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:17Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:24Eva.
00:55:29Okay, look.
00:55:33Piper is...
00:55:37Go on.
00:55:39It must be an emergency.
00:55:48Excuse me.
00:55:50Sorry.
00:55:50I'll take this.
00:55:57Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:01Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:04I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:06Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:11I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:15She's a high school dropout.
00:56:17Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:19And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:22I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:23Max.
00:56:24That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:32I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:33You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:35Your mother would take her away.
00:56:37After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:41Eva?
00:56:43Maximus?
00:56:43Are you even listening to me?
00:56:46No, Mom, Mom.
00:56:46Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:48Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:51I'm not leaving her.
00:56:53Eva?
00:56:59Thank you.
00:57:00I'm so happy.
00:57:03Did you?
00:57:03Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:57:05This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:11Oh, wow.
00:57:13That's so cool.
00:57:14Did you make it?
00:57:15Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:19Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:21Just glad you're here.
00:57:23You got it.
00:57:25Oh!
00:57:26Wow!
00:57:27Damn, these are nice.
00:57:29Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:37Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:39It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:41I'll go with you.
00:57:42Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:43Ready?
00:57:44Ready?
00:57:44Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:46What do we got, guys?
00:57:47Billy.
00:57:47Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:54You never told me.
00:57:57Have we met before?
00:58:02Have we met before?
00:58:05She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:08I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:13Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:24I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:26Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:27They're very common.
00:58:28I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child,
00:58:32no matter how I feel about him.
00:58:33Maybe.
00:58:39Are you OK?
00:58:42Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:45No.
00:58:46I'm fine.
00:58:50Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:54I got you this.
00:58:55You got me a gift, too?
00:58:57Tis the season.
00:58:59Open it.
00:59:03Gloves.
00:59:14Did you make these?
00:59:16Yeah.
00:59:17I know this is a fake marriage,
00:59:18but that's Christmas.
00:59:21You've already done so much for me.
00:59:22I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:26How do they feel?
00:59:28Warm, right?
00:59:30Yeah.
00:59:31Warm.
00:59:31Warm.
00:59:33Soft.
00:59:36Perfect.
00:59:41Thank you, Eva.
00:59:43I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:47Really?
00:59:48Yeah, my mom.
00:59:50She partied all the time,
00:59:51and I got gifts.
00:59:53Plenty of them, but...
00:59:55I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:59:59Nothing personal.
01:00:01Well, you deserve it.
01:00:02You're a good guy.
01:00:05And someday you'll find someone special
01:00:09to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:13What if that day's today?
01:00:17What if I already found someone special?
01:00:19Right here.
01:00:21Right here.
01:00:22No, no, no.
01:00:52I don't want you to stop.
01:01:06No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:09No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:18No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:22No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:31No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:37Piper?
01:01:47Piper?
01:01:48She can't see us.
01:01:51She can't see us.
01:02:09Eva?
01:02:10Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:27That was way too close.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:36Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:40Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:45You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:47Let me give it to you.
01:02:51Let me give it to you.
01:02:52Let me give it to you.
01:02:54Let me give it to you.
01:02:55That was way too close to you,
01:03:06let me give it to you.
01:03:07That was weird.
01:03:08If you were right, you thought you'd like to see me.
01:03:09Let me give it to you.
01:03:10Let me give it to you.
01:03:12I'll talk to you soon.
01:03:13I will give you one second.
01:03:15¿Qué es lo que se llama?
01:03:31¿Qué es lo que se llama Eva Smith?
01:03:38Soy la madre de Max.
01:03:40¿Puede tu precio?
01:03:41¿Qué es lo que te va a hacer para dejar mi hijo alone?
01:03:44¿Qué?
01:03:45We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:49Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:53My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:57Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:01So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:08Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:10You okay?
01:04:15You okay?
01:04:19Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:22So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:25What are you talking about?
01:04:28It's over.
01:04:30It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:35Eva, wait.
01:04:35So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:46Max, it's not real.
01:04:48None of it was real.
01:04:50So it's just a goodbye.
01:04:54Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:56Look.
01:04:59Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:03But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:06And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:08Just tell me what you need.
01:05:11I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:15Just say the word.
01:05:17You don't get it.
01:05:24You don't get it.
01:05:32I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:39I won't give up on us.
01:05:47Are we here?
01:05:58Yes.
01:05:59As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:05Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:07We're home.
01:06:12How can she just walk away?
01:06:17Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:24It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:26Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:29You promised.
01:06:31Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:33Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:36All right, fine.
01:06:38When?
01:06:39Two days.
01:06:41I'll come pick you up.
01:06:42No need.
01:06:44Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:47I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:56So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:06:58Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:00If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:02I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:04Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:26Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:28Boss?
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:31Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:37I need to go win back my family.
01:07:40Family?
01:07:41Boss, you okay?
01:07:42Never better.
01:07:45Go get her, Max.
01:07:50Give it your best smile.
01:07:51Ah, there he is, Maximus, darling.
01:07:56I have some prospects for you.
01:07:59Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:06I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:09Maximus, stop this.
01:08:18That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:21Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:25You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:28No, I'm not.
01:08:31Oh?
01:08:31I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:36I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:08:40What?
01:08:41Oh, that's her.
01:08:56The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:01Hi.
01:09:01Welcome in.
01:09:02Can I help you find something?
01:09:04I want to try those.
01:09:08Awesome.
01:09:09I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:10Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:17No, no, no.
01:09:19I know what I want.
01:09:20Size seven.
01:09:23Oh, Biddy can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:27Come on.
01:09:28She wants the white shoes.
01:09:34Ignore her.
01:09:35She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:37Here, let me help you.
01:09:38Come on.
01:09:40She seems kind.
01:09:49I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:52She's just doing her job.
01:09:55How do they feel?
01:09:56Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:00I think I need a size up.
01:10:01Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:07Right away.
01:10:08I'll be right back.
01:10:09She's not only kind.
01:10:11She's patient.
01:10:12Was I wrong about her?
01:10:14Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:29Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:33Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:34She can't walk.
01:10:35That's just pure evil.
01:10:41Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:45She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:47Who cares?
01:10:48It's the last pair.
01:10:49I get paid commission.
01:10:56I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:59See?
01:11:00This is your whole problem.
01:11:04This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:08I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:11I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:12She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:16People who insult her all day?
01:11:19I'm your manager.
01:11:24Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:33Did I stutter?
01:11:38You don't have to fire me.
01:11:42I quit.
01:11:48I don't work here anymore.
01:11:51Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:54They're broken.
01:11:55Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:57You're a good person after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:03I'm sorry?
01:12:06Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:08Get out.
01:12:12You're not disabled?
01:12:16Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:21Absolutely shameful.
01:12:23Who are you?
01:12:24I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of the store.
01:12:31You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:34I am.
01:12:36And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:43You are a good person.
01:12:46From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:49Are you serious?
01:12:55That's right.
01:12:57Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:00You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:05You, out.
01:13:11I'll leave.
01:13:14I'm leaving.
01:13:17I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:21No, don't worry.
01:13:24You're getting a promotion.
01:13:26You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:27Thank you.
01:13:31First assignment.
01:13:32I want that row and that row and the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:42Okay.
01:13:43Yeah.
01:13:45Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:49I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:51She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:00Of course she lives like this.
01:14:11Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:17Max?
01:14:18Eva.
01:14:20What are you doing here?
01:14:22I, uh...
01:14:23There you are, Eva.
01:14:26Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:29My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:32What are you...
01:14:33That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:41Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:43Stop.
01:14:45And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:14:48You were both just testing me?
01:14:50Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:53I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:54I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:58But I was wrong.
01:15:00Eva, please.
01:15:00I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:03Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:15:06How could you think that of me?
01:15:08It's not like that, dear.
01:15:10Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:11Mom, what did you do?
01:15:14I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:17We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:22I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:29What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:30Go after her.
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go.
01:15:36I swear it's not what you think.
01:15:38But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:40Stop pretending like you care.
01:15:41I'm not pretending.
01:15:43Okay?
01:15:43I can't fake what we have.
01:15:45And everything I've done for you and Piper, this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:57Max, you came.
01:15:58God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:11See?
01:16:13Stop fighting.
01:16:16We belong together.
01:16:19You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:24Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:27We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:30Now, I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:34Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:39Eva.
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:43I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:55Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:59Yeah, sweetie.
01:17:00I'm fine.
01:17:01Come here.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:02No, you're not fine.
01:17:11You're sad.
01:17:14I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:22I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:25Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:29I love bug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:34What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:36I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:40Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:44I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:47I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:17:57Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:15You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:18And I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See for yourself.
01:18:41I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:18:48Eva!
01:18:59Hey.
01:19:01Daddy!
01:19:03Daddy!
01:19:04Piper!
01:19:06I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:18I, uh...
01:19:20Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:28I, uh...
01:19:30I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:38Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:43I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Grandma!
01:19:54Oh.
01:19:57Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:00But you've known this whole time?
01:20:01I was scared, okay?
01:20:03I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:10I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:30As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:45Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:49Yeah, yes.
01:20:51Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:20:57Yes!
01:20:57Yes!
01:20:58Yes!
01:21:00It looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:08and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:12I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:27I'm sorry!
01:21:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're tired!
01:21:31Ah!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:35Again.
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
01:21:40¡Gracias!
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