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00:00:30and killed a man, thought I was Marlon Brando, method acting got the best of me
00:00:44and most of the casting directors head, ended up in bed with the wrong kind of
00:00:54woman, if you could call her a woman at all, she sliced me and ate me up, and now I'm at
00:01:07hell, it's hot, and I'll do anything to get out, no, no, no, no, no more, no, no, no, stop
00:01:22with me, have you had enough, JJ, reminds me of our first date, when I had you all tied up,
00:01:37no, no, no, no, no, please, please, please, I'll do anything, I want to make a deal, I want
00:01:44to make a deal, you want to make a deal, JJ, yeah, I want to make a deal, I'll do anything,
00:01:52do anything, untie him, what, I said untie him, Helena wants to see him,
00:02:02what, what, what, what, what, what, oh, well, well, well, well, well, all of you are
00:02:04the worst là m, you are the worst fears of us, child against the Olympics, cross
00:02:07you all have to do anything, but they'll do anything, well, well, well, well, it is no
00:02:12fair to say, well, well, well, well, well, well, yeah, well, well, well, well,'d be in the
00:02:29well well it isn't jj what do you want i'm busy i want to get out of here i want to make a deal
00:02:43i don't make deals with losers helena jj's not a loser don't be mean
00:02:50lucy what the hell is the matter with you jj come on capone dillinger clyde barrel
00:03:05i mean these are real men anybody but this guy he's cute and i like him i like his hat and his
00:03:19little boxer shorts he's the one the one i've been waiting for oh jj lucy likes you and god knows why
00:03:36tell you what darling i'm feeling a little generous
00:03:41you have seven days to perform seven deeds
00:03:53bring me seven souls you fuck off which i'm sure you will and uh your ass fries
00:04:02pull it off and you're free do we have a deal you got a deal you got a deal
00:04:24yeah you got a deal you better believe it
00:04:46oh
00:04:56oh man
00:05:09okay i'm back baby i'm back
00:05:19oh yeah i missed you baby
00:05:29yeah not a bad deal jj not a bad deal
00:05:39now it gets even better
00:05:53yeah hello ready for your first deed cutie kill a rat kill a rat huh yeah that'd be easy you got 30
00:06:11two minutes clock's ticking tick tock tick tock tick tock
00:06:27all right
00:06:29all right jj come on now thank you baby
00:06:31scales and tails how may i help you yeah i'm looking for a rat
00:06:53well let me see if we have any please hold uh we have literally one left hold them for me i'll be on the way
00:07:04we don't do holds don't you worry pal i'm gonna make it worth your while
00:07:10sorry first come first serve that's our policy it scales and tails
00:07:13hey don't tap on the glass please
00:07:27here's your pet rat
00:07:39i think he's gonna love you
00:07:45uh we don't normally sell those rats for consumption um i know okay
00:07:57hey um we're we're closing yeah you you can't come in here
00:08:06what are you whoa okay
00:08:08where's your rat
00:08:10uh we just oh we just sold it
00:08:14where's the rat
00:08:15the goth girl in a black dress
00:08:18where's which way did she go she's right there
00:08:34hey hey give me the rat
00:08:48i'm sorry buddy
00:09:09you and me
00:09:09and i don't want to go back to hell so it's gonna be you
00:09:16oh shit god damn
00:09:21oh man
00:09:25you look just like louie
00:09:27a little pet rat when i was seven
00:09:30oh shit
00:09:31i'm gonna have to do you in buddy because i don't want to go back to hell i'm gonna have to do you in
00:09:37shut up you
00:09:38shut up you
00:09:39shut up you
00:09:41you
00:09:41you
00:09:41wait a minute
00:09:45rat
00:09:47maybe it's that kind of rat maybe the devil means that kind of rat hold on buddy
00:09:53i'm sorry
00:09:54i'm sorry please stop
00:09:56i got bad ticker
00:10:05oh bad ticker huh
00:10:06yeah
00:10:07let me take care of that
00:10:08what the hell are you
00:10:20the exterminator you guys scram go on get out of here
00:10:25three seconds to spare
00:10:40yeah hello
00:10:41good job jj good job
00:10:44i didn't think you were smart enough to figure out which rat i was talking about
00:10:50yeah well i did reach to your left pocket pal
00:10:55turn that hundred bucks into five grand without killing anyone you have until midnight
00:11:02good luck you're gonna need it
00:11:04lucy get out of here
00:11:22louie louie where are you buddy
00:11:27huh
00:11:34huh
00:11:46huh
00:11:48huh
00:11:54huh
00:11:56huh
00:11:58huh
00:12:00huh
00:12:02Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:12:21What is the nature of your sin, my son?
00:12:24I, um, I killed a rat.
00:12:28Well, animals are God's creatures, my son.
00:12:34Say five Hail Marys and ask for Jesus' forgiveness in your heart.
00:12:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:40No, it wasn't a pet rat, Father, no.
00:12:45It was a human one.
00:12:47And I shot him in the head.
00:12:53Repeat after me.
00:12:54Say, my God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart.
00:13:02My God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart.
00:13:09In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, I have sinned against you.
00:13:15In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, I have sinned against you.
00:13:25I firmly intend to sin no more and avoid whatever leads me to sin.
00:13:31I firmly intend to sin no more and avoid whatever leads me to sin.
00:13:37Lord Jesus, Son of God, have mercy on me.
00:13:46Lord Jesus, Son of God, have mercy on me.
00:13:53And accept God's will.
00:13:54No, no, no, I'm afraid I can't do that, Father.
00:14:04See, I, um, I made a deal with the devil.
00:14:08I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I
00:14:38JJ my brother from a different mother how you doing I need some action tonight okay from hold
00:14:57them well I got a card game going on tomorrow no no no no no no no not tomorrow okay tonight
00:15:05all right right now cash game why do you only call me when you really need something hey come on man
00:15:12help me out okay we're supposed to be family all right all right hold your horses hold your horses
00:15:17there cowboy hold your horses speaking of you still wearing that hat that I gave you you know
00:15:23what there's a game going on in the valley tonight high stakes I think I can get you in let me text
00:15:30you address JJ did you get the address yeah yeah yeah I got it okay tell him Don Leon sent you that'll
00:15:39get you in oh do me one favor JJ no matter how tempting it is stay away from the backroom stay
00:15:47away from the backroom action please do me that a favor yeah yeah yeah
00:15:51hello
00:15:55I'm here for the game
00:16:16Don Leon sent me hold on hey I have a guy dressed as a crazy cowboy okay are you packing yeah
00:16:46good evening sir and how much we buying in for give me a hundred one hundred thousand all right
00:17:00thousand dollar chips all right no no no no one one hundred dollar chip a hundred bucks are you kidding
00:17:09do you know who you're sitting down with tonight do you know who you're sitting down with tonight
00:17:11that's all I need
00:17:13yep well good luck
00:17:17welcome to the table
00:17:29thank you thank you how do you know Don Leon and JJ we go way back we're practically family
00:17:38no shit
00:17:40no shit
00:17:43let's see some cards huh absolutely yeah do it
00:17:52that seem better but not bad 200
00:18:03I raise you one thousand thousand dollars huh you must have something pretty good but you know what
00:18:15I've always liked cowboys I'm all in shit hold well when I see a lucky one I know one
00:18:25fold
00:18:26pocket rockets
00:18:32see what the damage is
00:18:36all right
00:18:37come on cowboys
00:18:41nice hand JJ
00:18:49I got lucky on the river
00:18:52what the hell's going on in the other room there
00:19:00high stakes in the other room
00:19:02oh yeah
00:19:04what's the game what's the bet what's the stakes
00:19:07the roulette
00:19:09roulette huh
00:19:10what's the buy-in
00:19:12your life
00:19:15you know uh
00:19:17I think I'll stick to hope
00:19:19you know what I'm saying
00:19:23that's my kid
00:19:25see some more cards
00:19:47you know uh
00:19:51now I'm a little short stacked here uh
00:19:57I think I might want in on the roulette
00:20:01feeling lucky
00:20:02I was born lucky baby
00:20:04I have a new player who wants to join the game
00:20:15is there room
00:20:16get him
00:20:19let the pocket table with me
00:20:20I see why I don't like you kids
00:20:25you got balls
00:20:27made of brass
00:20:29if you don't see each other
00:20:31it was nice knowing you
00:20:33oh we'll see each other again
00:20:36don't you worry about that
00:20:37that's what you came here to see
00:20:51who wants to play
00:21:01you want to play
00:21:03all right
00:21:04country boy huh
00:21:09that's right
00:21:10country boy is all in
00:21:11all in
00:21:13650
00:21:14any bets
00:21:19any bets
00:21:20any bets
00:21:20I take your money
00:21:23I take your money
00:21:23I take your money
00:21:24big money
00:21:28real bets
00:21:29you want to make some money
00:21:32you want to make some money
00:21:3310k on me
00:21:36okay
00:21:36last bets
00:21:37last bets
00:21:38last bet here
00:21:39no more bets
00:21:42Ming never loses
00:21:47two bullets now
00:22:07who wants to make money
00:22:09let's see two bullets
00:22:11two bullets
00:22:12place your bets
00:22:13see if the cowboy
00:22:17is lucky
00:22:18no more bets
00:22:27lucky this time
00:22:46for now
00:22:49we have
00:22:54three bullets
00:22:5750-50 chance
00:22:59who's placing your bets
00:23:001,000 to me
00:23:01I'm betting on the guy
00:23:02with the hat
00:23:03oh feeling lucky
00:23:04it's right
00:23:04more money
00:23:05more money
00:23:06come on
00:23:06who wants to make money
00:23:07I know you want to make money
00:23:08I think we're gonna take that guy
00:23:09you're crazy
00:23:11obviously
00:23:11it's what you love about me
00:23:13right here
00:23:13right here
00:23:14yee-haw
00:23:16what was that
00:23:33four bullets
00:23:35what
00:23:36more bullets
00:23:39cowboy's going down
00:23:43he's getting lucky
00:23:54not as lucky as me
00:23:56come on
00:23:57as we got
00:23:59five bullets
00:24:02I lost a thousand bucks
00:24:04he survived five bullets
00:24:19hey I think I'm just
00:24:20finish the game
00:24:21finish
00:24:22wait a minute man
00:24:23it's past midnight
00:24:24finish the game
00:24:25make him finish the game
00:24:27let's see who can make it past six bullets
00:24:325,000 to one
00:24:34ready for a show
00:24:36make some money
00:24:375,000 to one
00:24:41come on
00:24:41you can't win
00:24:43good luck
00:24:45lucky
00:24:48well I guess this is what happens
00:24:52when you
00:24:53trust the devil
00:24:55should have known better
00:24:59wait hold on
00:25:12well
00:25:17yeah we'll get right at him
00:25:21alright
00:25:23come on man
00:25:24yeah
00:25:34yeah hello
00:25:35good job JJ
00:25:37you continue to impress me
00:25:40I thought you double-crossed me
00:25:42oh come on
00:25:44you can trust me
00:25:47I would have called you sooner
00:25:49but my cell phone ran out of battery
00:25:51I had to call you on the rotary dial
00:25:53my god
00:25:55you made some serious money tonight baby
00:25:58hey uh Lucy
00:26:01yes Helena
00:26:01what's the name of that gal
00:26:04that killed your last boyfriend
00:26:05with a butter knife
00:26:06which one
00:26:07that loser
00:26:08professor
00:26:09you were dating
00:26:10oh
00:26:11you're talking about Heidi
00:26:12he wasn't the only man that she killed
00:26:14she's killed like
00:26:1639 and a half men
00:26:17well
00:26:18she's been busy
00:26:20that's it JJ
00:26:22find Heidi
00:26:24and bring her soul to me
00:26:26you've got until midnight
00:26:28adios
00:26:30are we still betty
00:26:35what the fuck is going on
00:26:37no
00:26:38no
00:26:38no
00:26:38no
00:26:39no
00:26:39no
00:26:40no
00:26:41Go! Win!
00:26:43Go! Go!
00:26:45Go! Go!
00:26:47You're the man!
00:26:49You're the man!
00:27:11JJ, it's Lucy. Call me.
00:27:41Wow!
00:27:43Wow!
00:27:45Wow!
00:27:47Hey, handsome.
00:27:49Looking for a good time?
00:27:51Hey, uh...
00:27:53You know where I can find a twisted dike named Heidi?
00:27:57No.
00:27:59But I know where I can find a twisted dike named Heidi.
00:28:01No.
00:28:03But I know where I can find a twisted dike named Heidi.
00:28:07No.
00:28:09No.
00:28:11But I know where you can find some dirty pig, sugar.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:17Now where would that be?
00:28:19At the Popo Station.
00:28:21They got a whole bunch of them over there.
00:28:23Oh!
00:28:25Alright, come here, come out.
00:28:31What's this for?
00:28:33Looking cute.
00:28:39Come back this evening.
00:28:41I want a ride in that Cadillac.
00:28:49Oh, Jesus.
00:28:53What, JJ?
00:28:55What?
00:28:56You know, the one thing I asked you to do and you did.
00:28:59I told you, don't go in the back room and then you go and you play Russian Roulette?
00:29:03You're lucky to be alive!
00:29:05Hey, come on, man.
00:29:07You know, I just need some information on a twisted dike named Heidi.
00:29:09Now I know you can make some phone calls and find out for me, okay?
00:29:13We're supposed to be family.
00:29:15JJ, who do you think I am?
00:29:17You think you can call me 24-7 with these demands?
00:29:21I have no idea who you're talking about.
00:29:23Listen.
00:29:24You asked me to pull some strings, and I did.
00:29:27Listen.
00:29:29I'm sorry, man.
00:29:31I gotta feed my cat.
00:29:37Son of a bitch.
00:29:39I'm gonna rock your world.
00:29:43I'm gonna eat you like a barbeque rotisserie chicken.
00:29:49Hmm, voicemail.
00:29:52JJ, it's Lucy.
00:29:54Call me.
00:29:56Lucy.
00:29:57Alright, Lucy.
00:29:59Redial.
00:30:04Hi, JJ.
00:30:05Lucy, what do you want?
00:30:06You know I like you.
00:30:08And Helena would kill me if she knew I was talking to you.
00:30:11Have you found Heidi?
00:30:12What do you think?
00:30:14Look.
00:30:15She has a nightclub in Van Nuys called The Back Door.
00:30:18Oh, that's very original.
00:30:21I thought so, too.
00:30:23She's there every night from 10 p.m. on.
00:30:25Yeah, thanks to home.
00:30:35Lucy!
00:30:37Back door, here we come.
00:30:39You're so tired of me talking about the weather.
00:30:54Losing sight of when we were happy together.
00:31:00If this is the end, how will I begin again?
00:31:04If this is the end.
00:31:05Excuse me.
00:31:06I'm so sorry to bother you.
00:31:07I'm looking for my boyfriend.
00:31:08Have you seen him in here lately?
00:31:09No.
00:31:10Are you sure?
00:31:11Can you please look closer?
00:31:12No.
00:31:13I'm sorry.
00:31:14Mm-mm.
00:31:17What'll it be, cowboy?
00:31:19Come on, have me some ogles be reserved.
00:31:20You got it.
00:31:21What'll it be, cowboy?
00:31:22Come on, have me some ogles be reserved.
00:31:26You got it.
00:31:27You got it.
00:31:29No, no, no.
00:31:30You saved the shot glass for yourself here.
00:31:31Now, I'm sorry to get you out there.
00:31:32Don't I do it?
00:31:33No, no.
00:31:34I'm sorry.
00:31:36I'm sorry.
00:31:39What'll it be, cowboy?
00:31:40Come on, have me some ogles be reserved.
00:31:42You got it.
00:31:45Good.
00:31:46What'd it be, cowboy?
00:31:48You saved the shot glass for yourself here.
00:31:49I'm sorry.
00:31:52No, no, no.
00:31:54You saved the shot glass for yourself, darling.
00:31:58I'll take the whole bottle.
00:32:05Where?
00:32:11You know where I can find Heidi?
00:32:13Where you're dressed, darling?
00:32:15She'll find you.
00:32:23Ah.
00:32:26Tina!
00:32:28Where did you find this tall drink of water?
00:32:31I don't think we've been introduced, stranger.
00:32:34I'm Heidi.
00:32:35Well, now.
00:32:36Pleasure's all about her.
00:32:39Oh, such a gentleman.
00:32:43What planet are you from, stranger?
00:32:46Well, I'd be from...
00:32:49Planet Louisville.
00:32:50We see it's in the, uh, Kentucky solar system.
00:32:53Oh, fast horses, fast money, and even faster women.
00:33:00Not to mention the best bourbon in the world.
00:33:02Tina, set us up with a round.
00:33:05What's your pleasure?
00:33:06Um, I didn't get your name.
00:33:12Name's Jonathan Jones, but my, uh, close friends, they call me JJ.
00:33:17Are we friends already, JJ?
00:33:23Well, I'd say when a little filly like you comes running up in here, buying me a drink,
00:33:31I'd say we're becoming friends.
00:33:33Well, I was kinda hopin' we could be more than just friends.
00:33:42Oh, yeah.
00:33:56That's what I'm talkin' about.
00:33:59What's the matter, you see something you like?
00:34:14You have no idea what I'm thinking about doing to you.
00:34:17Oh, big boy.
00:34:25Follow me.
00:34:26You have no idea what I'm gonna do to you.
00:34:31You.
00:34:48Come here, baby.
00:34:49Seriously, Heidi?
00:35:00Again?
00:35:02Get the hell outta here, bitch!
00:35:03Can't you see I'm busy?
00:35:05I'm fuckin' warm.
00:35:06Come here.
00:35:21Oh, that is quite a piece of Louisville lumber you have there.
00:35:26I've never been known to disappoint a lady yet.
00:35:28This is gonna feel so good, big boy.
00:35:39Show me what you got.
00:35:58No!
00:36:13Hasta la vista, Heidi.
00:36:28What the hell happened out there?
00:36:34There's a big mess out there next to the dumpster.
00:36:38And you better clean it up.
00:36:55Hello, baby.
00:36:56Who is this?
00:36:57You've got one guess.
00:37:00Is that JJ?
00:37:01Is he okay?
00:37:01Lucy?
00:37:03Mind your own business.
00:37:05I wanna talk to him.
00:37:06You've talked to him enough.
00:37:09Hey, what's going on?
00:37:10You know damn well what's going on, JJ.
00:37:12Don't play innocent with me.
00:37:14Lucy tipped you off where to find Heidi.
00:37:17Hey, she called me.
00:37:18I didn't call her.
00:37:20Look, I'm gonna be very generous with you.
00:37:22Even let this one go.
00:37:24Letter of a fact.
00:37:25I'm gonna reward you with the next one.
00:37:29Kill a cop and bring him to me.
00:37:33You've got until high noon tomorrow.
00:37:36Piece of cake.
00:37:37Oink, oink.
00:37:39Yeah.
00:37:40Devil's food.
00:37:41Oink, oink.
00:37:43Wow.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:45I've got another one.
00:37:46I'll be at a bigger old.
00:37:47I'll be at the first one.
00:37:49That's where I'm gonna get a big one.
00:37:50See you later.
00:37:51Why?
00:37:52No.
00:37:53You've got another one.
00:37:55I'm gonna be at the first one.
00:37:56I can't get one.
00:37:57It's so nice.
00:37:58I don't want to go.
00:37:59See you later.
00:38:00It's a nice move.
00:38:01Those two.
00:38:02What are you talking about?
00:38:04You've got another one.
00:38:06I'll be at the first one.
00:38:08Bless me, Father, for I have sinned again.
00:38:23Man, this time I killed a woman.
00:38:28Why have you not turned yourself in?
00:38:31I didn't come here to answer questions, Father.
00:38:34I came here to confess my sins.
00:38:39Until you turn yourself in and accept Jesus into your heart, there is nothing I can do for you.
00:38:47Now, you must turn yourself in.
00:38:50You must accept his will.
00:38:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:58It's not that easy, Father.
00:39:00Father, I was in hell, and I made a deal with the devil to get out.
00:39:05The devil has no power over you, my son.
00:39:09Those who are powerless over themselves must feel the wrath of God.
00:39:14Now leave, and don't come back.
00:39:18To you, sir, I'm happy to be with you.
00:39:19And I am happy to be with you.
00:39:23Pooh, pooh, pooh.
00:39:26Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:39:28Ha ha ha ha!
00:39:32No!
00:39:34No!
00:39:36No!
00:39:39No!
00:39:39Hey, you pretty lady.
00:39:58How you doing?
00:40:04Fight harder.
00:40:05That makes it more fun.
00:40:06Hey, where'd it go?
00:40:08What the fuck you gonna do about it, you kid-rock-looking motherfucker?
00:40:17Motherfucker, fuck you!
00:40:18Baby, baby, you okay?
00:40:21I could have handled him.
00:40:22Yeah, it sure looked like it.
00:40:27Come on, come on.
00:40:32Look at that guy.
00:40:35All right, come on, now get in the car.
00:40:37Fuck you!
00:40:37Here, here.
00:40:39You might need this some time now.
00:40:41Come on.
00:41:00You can take a shower in my bathroom if you would like.
00:41:02And for $200 more, you can come at me next time.
00:41:13Where's the stash?
00:41:14There's no stash, Bobby.
00:41:15You're my first today.
00:41:17Where's the stash?
00:41:18It's in my purse!
00:41:21Ronnie!
00:41:22Ronnie, get in here, quick!
00:41:24Please!
00:41:24You're gonna be here when I get back.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36And you keep your mouth shut.
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Did you hear me?
00:41:39Yes!
00:41:39You're gonna keep your mouth shut?
00:41:41No!
00:41:43Do you want me to shut it for good?
00:41:44That's a good girl.
00:41:50I'm not done with you yet.
00:41:53I'll be back.
00:41:54I'll be back.
00:41:55I'll be back.
00:41:56I'll be back.
00:41:56I'll be back.
00:41:57That's what I'm talking about, baby girl.
00:42:21I ain't ever going home.
00:42:30God, look at you.
00:42:31God damn it!
00:42:33My mouth is dry.
00:42:34Hey, where's the cash?
00:42:36Shut your fucking mouth!
00:42:38My mouth is dry.
00:42:40Grab me a beer.
00:42:42Where the fuck?
00:42:43Here you go, boss.
00:42:45Jesus, it's so hard to find good help.
00:42:47Hey, where's the cash?
00:42:48You're lucky you're my brother.
00:42:51Where's the money at, fucker?
00:42:54Oh, yeah, yeah, I gotta...
00:42:56Spit it the fuck out!
00:42:58Come on!
00:42:58Give me some money here.
00:42:59Little brother.
00:43:01I got you, little brother.
00:43:02Surprise!
00:43:03There's your fucking money.
00:43:05Aw, fuck you.
00:43:07Yeah.
00:43:08That's what I'm going to be doing later to you, motherfucker.
00:43:11Yeah, right.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:21Oh, shit.
00:43:45Oh, no.
00:43:46Are you okay?
00:43:50Oh, damn.
00:43:54It was a nightmare, baby.
00:43:57Jesus.
00:43:59That was a bad one.
00:44:00You, uh, you really know where I can find a dirty cop?
00:44:13Funny you should ask.
00:44:14My girlfriend's seeing one.
00:44:17Can we talk about something else?
00:44:21Yeah, sure.
00:44:22You're not from around here, are you?
00:44:28Well, now, how'd you guess that?
00:44:33Texas?
00:44:38Uh-uh.
00:44:39I'm from Kentucky.
00:44:41All right, Kentucky.
00:44:43What brought you to this crazy town?
00:44:45I'm in hell with the devil.
00:44:49Does not exactly look like you might think the devil would look.
00:44:55Burned the devil's got a couple of friends down there.
00:45:00And anyway, um, I didn't like it much down there.
00:45:04So I made a deal with the devil.
00:45:06And I got to collect seven souls in seven days.
00:45:09Or spend the rest of my eternity burning in hell.
00:45:15For real.
00:45:17So what?
00:45:18Could you tell me a little bit about you, Charlotte?
00:45:22Well, my real name's Emily Wilson.
00:45:27Not Charlotte.
00:45:29I grew up in Oakland.
00:45:32My mom raised me, but we didn't really get along.
00:45:38My high school boyfriend got me pregnant.
00:45:40And I moved out here to be a model.
00:45:43Ended up stripping.
00:45:46And now, I'm on the streets.
00:45:51Well, uh, what happened to your baby?
00:45:53Lost my baby.
00:45:55How?
00:45:57Let's change the subject.
00:46:00So, you seriously want to find a dirty cop?
00:46:05Yeah.
00:46:06Seriously, it's a heart attack.
00:46:07Can I trust you?
00:46:18Mmm.
00:46:19Ooh-wee.
00:46:22I'm either falling in love or I've done completely lost my damn mind.
00:46:28Okay.
00:46:28I'm going to call my girlfriend.
00:46:48She's probably with a client.
00:46:50Let me try her again.
00:46:51Your call is a forwarding to an automatic voice message system.
00:47:013-1-0-6-6-6-6-6-6.
00:47:03Something's wrong.
00:47:06Jenny always picks up.
00:47:07I hope she didn't get herself in trouble with that cop she's dating and get herself arrested.
00:47:14Where's she staying?
00:47:16Flamingo Motel.
00:47:19Alright, get dressed.
00:47:20We're going over there.
00:47:21What's your own chant, baby?
00:47:38Number four.
00:47:39Alright, come on, let's go.
00:47:44Oh, my God.
00:47:46Jenny.
00:47:48Jenny!
00:47:50No!
00:47:51Oh, she's dead.
00:47:53Oh, shit.
00:47:55No!
00:47:57No!
00:47:58Got them both.
00:48:00Got them both.
00:48:01Baby, baby, baby, come in.
00:48:03Jenny!
00:48:03Come in.
00:48:04Come in, baby.
00:48:05Baby, baby.
00:48:06No!
00:48:10Hey, hey, hey, look.
00:48:11Look at me.
00:48:12Baby, baby.
00:48:13Baby, come on.
00:48:14I'm going to fix it, okay?
00:48:15I'm going to fix it.
00:48:16I got a plan.
00:48:17It's him.
00:48:22He's coming.
00:48:23Okay, hold on.
00:48:24Hold on.
00:48:25Hold on.
00:48:26Tuck away.
00:48:27Tuck away behind me.
00:48:31You son of a bitch.
00:48:32You son of a bitch.
00:48:42Come on, huh?
00:48:43You like that, huh?
00:48:44Come here.
00:48:44Come here.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:53That's what you get, fucker.
00:48:55Yeah, hello.
00:49:04You know, I thought about having you kill an actual pig, but Lucy talked me out of it.
00:49:13She thinks pigs are cute.
00:49:16That's cute.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19Isn't it?
00:49:20Well, Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, J.J.
00:49:31So, you call yourself an actor, huh?
00:49:37That's what it says on my union card.
00:49:40Well, then you're going to love your next role.
00:49:42Let's see if you could do a better job impersonating a police officer than the unfortunate slob you just plugged.
00:49:51You're going to need to convince me you can uphold the law and bring me the leader of Satan's disciples.
00:50:00He, by the way, loves cops, especially on vintage bikes.
00:50:09All right, listen up, Kentucky.
00:50:10I'm going to make this very easy for you and even tell you where he is.
00:50:14Got a pen?
00:50:15No, no, I can remember.
00:50:18666 Signal Hill.
00:50:20Did you write that down?
00:50:22I don't need to.
00:50:22I told you I can remember.
00:50:24All right, pal.
00:50:26I'm going to need someone to ride with.
00:50:30Don't let me down.
00:50:32Now, don't you worry about that.
00:50:38Uh-huh.
00:50:46Now, baby, I told you I had a plan.
00:50:54All right, baby, take my keys.
00:51:00Keys to my apartment.
00:51:02I'm going to need you to go there.
00:51:03I'm going to need you to wait for me.
00:51:05Where are you going?
00:51:06I'm going to take care of a crazy motorcycle gang, okay?
00:51:08Don't you worry about it.
00:51:09I want to go with you.
00:51:11No, baby, it's not safe.
00:51:12Just go there and you wait for me, baby, okay?
00:51:14I love you.
00:51:16Wait for me.
00:51:17I'll be back.
00:51:17Okay.
00:51:24What do you think happened to his uniform, Harold?
00:51:45Hmm.
00:51:46I don't know.
00:51:47But I'm kind of glad this guy bought it.
00:51:50Why's that?
00:51:51Detectives Cain and Abel told me he's the one that's been impersonating a police officer and killing hookers.
00:51:57You think he might have been a member of the infamous Satan's Disciples Motorcycle Gang?
00:52:02Well, I guess he had it coming to him then.
00:52:04Save the taxpayers some dough.
00:52:06Where the hell's the clutch?
00:52:15I don't know, boss.
00:52:16Said he went around the corner or something.
00:52:19You better get here quick.
00:52:22Fucking starving.
00:52:27Cable.
00:52:29Yeah, boss.
00:52:30How about you give me another cold one?
00:52:3210-4, Eleanor.
00:52:37Fucking Leroy.
00:52:38You just called me Eleanor?
00:52:41What'd I tell you about calling me a woman's name?
00:52:44Sorry, boss.
00:52:46No.
00:52:47It's not sorry, boss.
00:52:50It's yes, Leroy, sir.
00:52:54Sorry, Leroy, sir.
00:52:56Sir, take this.
00:53:00It's a lot better.
00:53:02Look!
00:53:04The next motherfucking whore
00:53:07disrespects me
00:53:10is gonna be real fucking sorry!
00:53:14Yes, sir.
00:53:17Boss!
00:53:18Boss!
00:53:19Where the hell you been, clutch?
00:53:21Will you take it easy on him?
00:53:27You know he only stutters
00:53:28when you make him nervous.
00:53:29Get your panties out of a knot.
00:53:31I mean, hell, you're making me nervous.
00:53:33This
00:53:34is between me
00:53:36and clutch.
00:53:38Understand?
00:53:42Yes, Leroy, sir.
00:53:45Clutch!
00:53:47Where's my hamburger?
00:53:48Did you eat that, too?
00:53:49It's in my
00:53:51saddlebag.
00:53:55Go get it!
00:54:00Idiots!
00:54:01I'm around fucking idiots!
00:54:03All I want is my fucking hamburger.
00:54:06Boss!
00:54:08He never
00:54:09forgets your lunch.
00:54:12Something's really gotta be bugging him.
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:19No shit.
00:54:25How about you pick up that phone,
00:54:27call Bobby,
00:54:28have him break some of those hookers up.
00:54:30We both need to laugh a little steam.
00:54:31Am I right?
00:54:32You got it, boss.
00:54:40It is Bobby.
00:54:41Uh-oh.
00:54:41I'm either drunk
00:54:42or with a hooker.
00:54:43Leave a message.
00:54:44Bobby's not answering.
00:54:45Then call him again.
00:54:52You got it, boss.
00:54:56No, no, no, no.
00:54:57Give me that phone.
00:55:00Answering machine?
00:55:01Bobby!
00:55:02There better be a good reason
00:55:04for you not picking up the phone for me.
00:55:08God damn it, Bobby!
00:55:09Bobby!
00:55:09God damn it!
00:55:16What?
00:55:18He's dead.
00:55:23What did you say?
00:55:25He's dead, Leroy.
00:55:28You're messing with me.
00:55:30You're messing with me.
00:55:31Hey, listen, please, don't...
00:55:33I'm not messing with you, Leroy.
00:55:35I just heard it over the radio.
00:55:36They found Bobby dead
00:55:39in a hotel room
00:55:40with a hooker.
00:55:43That's not all, Leroy.
00:55:48They said the cops
00:55:51might be looking for us.
00:55:54Yes.
00:55:54Ah!
00:55:55Ah!
00:56:21Hey.
00:56:21Hey, looking for the leader of the gang here.
00:56:26W-w-w-w-w-what do you want?
00:56:28I see a question.
00:56:32I'm looking for the leader of the gang.
00:56:36How can I help you, officer?
00:56:43Well, well, well.
00:56:46You must be the leader of the gang.
00:56:50Well.
00:56:51That depends.
00:56:53Let's see what you want.
00:56:59Be in the saddlebag.
00:57:03Yeah.
00:57:05That right there.
00:57:07That's a nice bike, see?
00:57:11Oh, yeah?
00:57:12You want to know something about it that I know?
00:57:14Yeah, what's that?
00:57:16The 1975!
00:57:18The LAPD decommissioned.
00:57:20The LAPD decommissioned this bike.
00:57:22And the only other person to have this bike was my brother Bobby.
00:57:29Why did you kill my brother Bobby?
00:57:38All yours.
00:57:39He wants to play, boy.
00:57:41Fucking silly bitch.
00:57:43Motherfucker.
00:57:45Fucking kill him.
00:57:46Fuck you.
00:57:47It's for Bobby.
00:57:48Yeah.
00:57:48Fuck you.
00:57:49Yeah!
00:57:49Fuck you.
00:57:59It's over, motherfucker.
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:15Hey, Lewy.
00:58:17What you doing?
00:58:19About to blow this fucker's head off.
00:58:24Jenny told me you boys might want some company tonight.
00:58:28Did you hear what happened to Bobby?
00:58:31Bobby?
00:58:34Bobby?
00:58:35Is there a fucking echo in here?
00:58:36Bobby, my fucking brother.
00:58:38He's fucking dead, and he killed him.
00:58:41What?
00:58:43Are you sure?
00:58:45He took his fucking badge and his fucking bike.
00:58:48I'm so sorry, baby.
00:58:52You piece of shit.
00:58:58I got you, Kentucky.
00:59:04Boys, give me some space.
00:59:07There you go, sweetheart.
00:59:11That's right, sweetheart.
00:59:12There you go.
00:59:13Hey.
00:59:19Hey.
00:59:20Hey, bitch.
00:59:21Yeah, I'm talking to you.
00:59:23Eleanor.
00:59:25The fuck did you just call me?
00:59:26Give me a moment.
00:59:27You suck.
00:59:28I'll just fucking end you now, motherfucker.
00:59:31Oh, yeah.
00:59:45Oh, yeah.
00:59:58Bravo Bravo my god you're not half an actor JJ I mean really you got a little
01:00:06Bonnie and Clyde thing going on there with Charlotte I like it better not let
01:00:12Lucy find out though she won't like you two timing on her you know the old
01:00:17saying hell have no fury right am I right
01:00:23under percent okay listen I'm liking your performance skills here now let's
01:00:29see how much Charlotte really likes you let's see if you're a match made in hell
01:00:33you still with me darling JJ are you there JJ I can't hear you yeah yeah yeah I'm
01:00:45here I'm here okay good I thought I lost you there for a moment bad reception
01:00:52down here now as I was saying yes here's what I need you to do before
01:01:00midnight are you ready yeah yeah I'm ready I want you to convince Charlotte to kill
01:01:08someone make her kill and turn her out make her bring the next soul to me
01:01:16oh hell no damn it
01:01:19oh shit oh baby who was that oh you don't want to know
01:01:33baby you ever hated someone so much you want to kill him yeah okay I thought about it that's good
01:01:47that's good all right come on now
01:01:53oh damn
01:02:15you got anything to eat in here
01:02:27uh should be some eggs slab of bacon and some milk in the fridge hasn't gone bad
01:02:37okay
01:02:39okay
01:02:40okay
01:02:44hell no
01:02:49nasty
01:02:53nasty
01:02:54that milk's gone sour
01:02:58do you like me JJ
01:03:10I'm serious answer me
01:03:16you are so guarded you never tell me how you really feel
01:03:22I've got my reasons baby like what look let's just not get into this right now okay
01:03:30do what now I don't want to fight with you right now baby okay
01:03:34right believe me if we were fighting you would know it
01:03:43god damn it JJ it's not easy for me to share my feelings either
01:03:48I mean I told you twice that I love you and you just stay all bottled up staring into space you don't say anything back what's wrong with you
01:03:57look I've never been good at this okay
01:04:00good at what
01:04:01relationships
01:04:03is that what this is
01:04:06a relationship
01:04:10look baby
01:04:12now when you say you love me
01:04:14do you really mean it
01:04:16do you think I would have risked my life tonight saving your ass from that crazy ass motorcycle gang if I didn't fucking love you huh
01:04:27yeah exactly how did you know where that motorcycle gang was anyway huh
01:04:31would you just go in there and have sex with all of them huh
01:04:34I was worried sick about you heading out last night
01:04:37and I had a bad feeling JJ so I followed you
01:04:43I would never lie to you JJ
01:04:49well
01:04:52actually I have lied to you once
01:04:56just once
01:04:57uh huh
01:04:58once
01:04:59once
01:05:00okay
01:05:01okay
01:05:08do you remember that time
01:05:10when I told you that it was my high school boyfriend that got me pregnant
01:05:17it was someone else
01:05:19from a long time ago
01:05:20who
01:05:22who
01:05:23my mama was dating a man when I was in high school
01:05:27it was a businessman much older than she
01:05:31who said he loved her and was going to take care of her
01:05:36so
01:05:38she cleaned up her act
01:05:40and got off drugs
01:05:41she would have done anything for this man
01:05:46but that all changed one day
01:05:48when I was coming home from school
01:05:51you see
01:05:53mama had to work a double that night
01:05:57and I was at home all by myself
01:06:00and he showed up
01:06:02and his big fancy car
01:06:05fancy car
01:06:07so
01:06:09I let him in
01:06:11and
01:06:13I told him
01:06:15that
01:06:16mama wasn't going to be home till midnight
01:06:18and he said he knew that
01:06:21I said
01:06:23well if you know that
01:06:25then why did you come over
01:06:28and
01:06:32he put his arm around me
01:06:33and he said
01:06:37cause I wanted to see you
01:06:40alone
01:06:46I didn't know what to do
01:06:49but then what happened
01:06:52I don't know
01:06:54how mama found out what he did to me
01:06:58cause I never told her
01:07:00but she did
01:07:02and when mama found out I was pregnant
01:07:05oh
01:07:07mama lost it
01:07:11and one night
01:07:15I was coming home from school
01:07:19I found her in the bathtub
01:07:23with both her wrists
01:07:25slit
01:07:26and that night
01:07:29after the coroner took mama's body away
01:07:34he shows up
01:07:36kicks me so hard in my stomach
01:07:40I had a miscarriage
01:07:42and he says for me not to say a word to anybody
01:07:47for me not to say a word to anybody
01:07:52and for me to keep my mouth shut
01:07:56and I have
01:08:00until just now
01:08:01you know
01:08:09you know what needs to be done don't you baby
01:08:11I can't kill anybody JJ
01:08:14not even this man
01:08:16it's just not right
01:08:19baby
01:08:21I don't need you to do this just for yourself
01:08:24I need you to do this for us
01:08:27cause if you really love me the way you say you do
01:08:32you're gonna do this one thing
01:08:35and if you really love me
01:08:38then marry me
01:08:39then marry me
01:09:09I killed four more people father
01:09:19hehehehe
01:09:21oh and they got what they deserve too
01:09:23dead
01:09:25yeah
01:09:27and you know what
01:09:29I'm not gonna be turning myself in neither
01:09:31oh no
01:09:33cause I got someone now
01:09:35someone who understands me
01:09:37someone I care about
01:09:39someone I care about more than myself
01:09:42and someone father
01:09:44who loves me
01:09:46and now
01:09:48she's gonna have to become what I've become
01:09:50a killer
01:09:53you listen to me father
01:09:55you listening to me
01:09:57I spoke to God my son
01:10:02I must follow his will
01:10:04give me that gun
01:10:06give me that gun
01:10:08who needs forgiveness now father
01:10:09huh?
01:10:11oh yeah
01:10:12you better say your prayers
01:10:16ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:10:27ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:10:57Repeat after me, J.G.
01:11:17I, Jonathan Jones.
01:11:20I, Jonathan Jones.
01:11:23Take you, Emily, Charlotte, Wilson.
01:11:26To be my wife, to have, and to hold, on this day forward.
01:11:35To be my wife, to have, and to hold, on this day forward.
01:11:41For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer.
01:11:47For better, and worse, for richer, for poorer.
01:11:52Bring me the property tax report for the Archway Megaplex.
01:11:56It's already right here, Seth.
01:11:59And Julia?
01:12:01Julia?
01:12:02Yes?
01:12:03There's one more thing.
01:12:05What's that?
01:12:07Come here.
01:12:10Make reservations for us at the Charleston for this evening.
01:12:15Hm?
01:12:16In sickness and in hells, to love and to cherish, till death do us part.
01:12:24In sickness and in hells, to love and to cherish, till death do us part.
01:12:37My wife's out of town.
01:12:39You mean your ex-wife, right?
01:12:43I'll be right back.
01:12:47I'll be right back.
01:12:48Emily, repeat after me.
01:12:54I, Emily, Charlotte, Wilson.
01:13:00Charlotte Wilson.
01:13:03I, Emily Charlotte Wilson.
01:13:06Take you, Jonathan Jones.
01:13:09Take you, Jonathan Jones.
01:13:12To be my husband, to have, and to hold.
01:13:16From this day forward.
01:13:17To be my husband, to have, and to hold.
01:13:20From this day forward.
01:13:22Well, well, well.
01:13:24You actually picked up the phone, Chauncey.
01:13:26I'm shocked.
01:13:27I thought you'd be fucking your secretary.
01:13:30What's this one's name?
01:13:32I'm busy.
01:13:33With what?
01:13:34Gambling or fucking hookers?
01:13:36And what is it that you do, actually?
01:13:44When I get back from my trip, you and I, we're gonna talk.
01:13:49Divorce papers are in the mail.
01:13:59For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer.
01:14:07For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer.
01:14:12In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part.
01:14:37In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part.
01:14:48Where's Julia?
01:14:50Julia.
01:14:50Oh, your personal assistant?
01:14:53Yes.
01:14:53She said to give you this.
01:14:56She's a little tied up right now.
01:14:59What are you doing in here?
01:15:02What are you doing in here?
01:15:05Funny.
01:15:05I should have asked you the same question 20 years ago.
01:15:10What are you doing in here?
01:15:15You don't remember me, do you?
01:15:19JJ, place the ring on Charlotte's finger, Emily.
01:15:24There you go, baby.
01:15:25Emily, place the ring on JJ's finger.
01:15:49Remember me now?
01:15:53No.
01:15:54Well, maybe this will help.
01:15:59Open it.
01:16:12Charlotte!
01:16:13What are you doing here?
01:16:14What do you want?
01:16:16Mind if I smoke?
01:16:20Thanks, but no thanks.
01:16:23Cigars only.
01:16:24Cuban.
01:16:26My, my, my.
01:16:27Someone's come up in the world.
01:16:29I was never down till I denigrated myself with your mother.
01:16:34Denigrating yourself, huh?
01:16:37How about raping me when I was underage?
01:16:40I'll bet if we look up the definition of the word denigrating, it doesn't say anything about raping an underage girl and getting her pregnant.
01:16:49You know, I'm sorry about what happened to your mother.
01:17:00As far as your rape allegations, we both know they're false.
01:17:05We both know they're false.
01:17:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:11You couldn't prove it anyway.
01:17:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:19I'll tell you what, Charlotte.
01:17:25Fifty thousand dollars.
01:17:40Have a good life.
01:17:47Not big enough, huh?
01:17:58huh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:18:02Okay.
01:18:11One hundred thousand dollars.
01:18:19Take it or leave it.
01:18:22And if you want my best advice, you better take it.
01:18:32I'm not interested in your money.
01:18:39I want something else.
01:18:42Relax.
01:19:02Oh yes.
01:19:11Ah, yes.
01:19:41Take off that silly hat and look into my eyes.
01:20:11By virtue of the power vested in me, from Graceland, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:20:27J.J., you may kiss your lovely bride.
01:20:32Come here, baby.
01:20:41Come here.
01:20:46Come here.
01:20:51Come here.
01:20:59Come here.
01:21:04Yeah, hello?
01:21:30What a performance you both gave.
01:21:32I actually had to wipe away some tears.
01:21:39Just don't tell anybody, though, or I'll have to kill you.
01:21:43Actually, Lucy will probably kill you anyway.
01:21:47She found out you married Charlotte.
01:21:51Because you and Charlotte really are a match made in hell, huh?
01:21:56Well, you reached day seven, bud.
01:21:59I can't believe you came this far.
01:22:03Now that you're actually married, I'm going to give you some time to enjoy the married life.
01:22:10Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
01:22:13JJ?
01:22:21Are you there?
01:22:26Yep, I'm here.
01:22:28Enjoy your honeymoon.
01:22:29Look, I'm not going to bother calling you anymore.
01:22:35But Lucy does have a little wedding gift waiting for you.
01:22:38You never trust a devil.
01:23:03You never trust a devil.
01:23:04I'm not going to bother you.
01:23:07You never trust a devil.
01:23:07Oh yeah.
01:23:08Oh yeah.
01:23:09Oh yeah.
01:23:09Oh yeah.
01:23:10Yeah.
01:23:11Wow.
01:23:11Yeah.
01:23:12Oh yeah.
01:23:13Oh yeah.
01:23:14Oh yeah.
01:23:14Oh yeah.
01:23:17Oh yeah.
01:23:19Oh yeah.
01:23:23Maria, gratia plena, Maria, gratia plena.
01:23:42Ave, ave, capimus, dominus secum.
01:23:56Benedictus, tui mulireus, et benedictus.
01:24:14Et benedictus, tui mulireus, et benedictus.
01:24:34Ave Maria.
01:24:45Ave Maria.
01:25:04Ave Maria.
01:25:09Ave Maria.
01:25:17Ave Maria.
01:25:21Ave Maria.
01:25:25Ave Maria.
01:25:29Ave Maria.
01:25:31Ave Maria.
01:25:33Ave Maria.
01:25:37Oh
01:26:07Oh
01:26:37Where am I?
01:26:41What's going on?
01:26:45What's going on?
01:26:51What's going on?
01:26:53No te preocupes padre
01:26:57EstÃĄs en purgatorio
01:27:03Listo para hacer un trato?
01:27:07ÂĄVenga!
01:27:11T Rent
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