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00:00¿Qué pasa con la Pintón?
00:30Peggy said they're on the ass
00:31She's upstairs, I'll check, shall I?
00:39Do you want to tell me why it's so important to get back here?
00:46I just need to get away
00:48Oh, don't tell me
00:49Christmas, arguments
00:51Debbie hasn't slung you out, has she?
00:55Oh, well, if you need, I'll...
00:57I'll go and have a word with her
00:59I could sling him out
01:06Three pints of lager and you think he's all in your eyes
01:10Just wait for my dad, boy
01:14Is he here?
01:19But he's here, it's very young
01:21Trying to imagine
01:24A house that's not a woman
01:28And please, don't worry
01:31Things aren't always as bad as they seem
01:35That's where I'll be
01:38Since you left me
01:40My tears could melt the storm
01:42What can I do without you?
01:47I've got no place
01:49No place to go
01:51It'll be lonely
01:53It'll be lonely
02:00It's Christmas
02:02Lonely and cold
02:06It'll be cold
02:08Without you to hold
02:14There's Christmas
02:17Is Nigel coming back?
02:25Oh, yeah, yeah, of course
02:26It's been about five minutes, that's all
02:28Something tells me
02:42Something tells me I won't be lonely
02:43It's Christmas
02:44What?
02:46You must have seen that gorgeous redhead give me the eye back there
02:48Couldn't take her eyes on me when I was singing
02:51I was a snake charmer
02:53And she was a python writhing in front of me
02:55Okay, yeah
02:56And this, that's the other type of snake that could have had to lose me
03:01A python wouldn't fit in the basket
03:05Unless it was a very large basket
03:07Or a very smooth python
03:10You are missing the point, Nigel
03:12I am in
03:13In like Flynn, my friend
03:16It's just more like that
03:21I haven't had a sniff since Matthew's little wizard boy
03:24I've got that, Sarah
03:26Please
03:26Me and a flash is in a pan of love, old chum
03:30Me and birds
03:31It's never seen some work, yeah
03:33An apartment found someone
03:36I'm sure you can, too
03:38Yes
03:38And knowing my luck should be some kind of psycho
03:41And I wish I'd stayed single
03:42And it'd just be nice, you know
03:46To
03:46To have someone special at this time of year
03:49Coming in with another laugh
03:53Talk about the year, the memories you've shared
03:55Something to buy a present for
03:59That kind of thing
04:01Anyway, what'd you buy at the Debbie now?
04:05I don't know
04:09You're going to be in the doghouse again
04:11I did get her a present
04:15And I wrapped it up
04:17And
04:17I gave it a fill in case I forgot
04:21Someone, Nigel
04:22What'd you give her that ape for?
04:24He's my friend
04:25I've just seen it
04:27What do you think?
04:28I think you're all close to this
04:29So I come from
04:30You cheating kids
04:32Where are you going?
04:39Hey, stay here with me
04:41Hey, do us a favour, Nigel
04:48Give him a smoke
04:49His foot was over the line when he took his phone
04:51Come on, admit it
04:52His foot was over the line
04:54Hey, hey, come on
04:58Hey, look at you
04:59Lionel Flaming Blair
05:01We're going to do a dance with her death
05:02Look, I'm going to take you down
05:04Nice and easy
05:05Yeah
05:06You learn those dance steps on the front lines
05:08Hey
05:08Archie's teaching you how to tango
05:10Just stop, will you?
05:19It's Christmas night
05:20Why am I some bucks?
05:24Is it okay?
05:27I just, um
05:28I just present I gave you for Debbie
05:32Present
05:35I don't know what you're talking about
05:40It's Betty, you're right
05:45I don't believe in Father Christmas
05:47And I don't think he would be randomly wandering around
05:51Disemboweling people
05:53Right
05:54Well, I'm going to go home and wrap your presents
05:56So good luck, Troy
05:57It's nothing
06:06So I'm going to go and look for Nigel
06:10I'll stay here, yeah
06:11Just in case he comes
06:12No, I'm not getting involved in another one of your hairbrush skills
06:26You haven't got to do nothing
06:27All you've got to do is sit in the car
06:29Watch way loud up the turkeys
06:31Or we'll be in and out in ten minutes
06:32So you can get my driver for a turkey house
06:36Well, we would
06:40But
06:41We're six pints down
06:42Merry Christmas
06:44Yeah
06:45Merry Christmas
06:46Right now
06:47Now do
06:55Something I wouldn't mind
06:56If I'm a rep
06:57I'm a tree
06:57One of us should get a number
07:00Put some other mug tips on
07:03Yeah
07:04One of us should
07:05Tell us
07:14To the victim
07:21The spoilers
07:23Don't worry, brother
07:28Plenty more fish in the sea
07:30You won
07:37What did you make out of your last?
07:41Eight of soaps all night, Biden
07:43Plus I've
07:44It's got mum's voice in here
07:46Back in my head
07:47Never know
07:49A woman will come between you
07:51Your brothers
07:52Are you all right now, Jim?
08:02I'm so jumbled up in my brain
08:05Am I going mad?
08:09Well, I've done a lot of going, bitch
08:11I think if I could just phone Debbie's presence
08:16And think I'd be okay
08:17I think everything
08:19Would make sense
08:20I'm sure I gave it to you, Phil
08:23You did
08:24I don't know if you're lying to me
08:26And what about I lie?
08:28I don't know
08:28Because you promised
08:30That
08:31You'd look after me
08:33Then I will
08:43To the end
08:45Well, if he does come in, just give us a call
08:51Oh, Jess
08:52Is it his film night tonight?
08:55Yeah, yeah
08:56It's his flaming film night tonight
08:58He's probably just nervous, sir
09:01But I can't find him
09:03And you think I don't know when you're lying to me
09:06You're not going anywhere
09:08Until you tell me what's really going on
09:11She won't like it, you know
09:22I mean
09:23Oh, there you sit
09:25Ziggy
09:26Runs the tight ship
09:27She don't approve of lock-ins
09:30What time is it?
09:33Does it matter?
09:36I don't know
09:37I just feel like I need to get back
09:40I hope you've brought my mate to present
09:42Said he did, but he lost it
09:44He did
09:45He gave it
09:46He missed it
09:48I think I didn't
09:49Well, I must have made a mistake
09:51What was it?
09:52Nice pair of earrings?
09:53I don't know
09:57I just
09:58Know that it's gone
10:01You're always losing things these days, aren't you, Nigel?
10:05Forgetting things
10:06You become a burden
10:08No wonder Julie's tired of it all
10:11Julie?
10:13No
10:14Debbie
10:14It's always been Debbie
10:18Hasn't it?
10:19And now you've lost her
10:22But that's the thing about losing things, Nigel
10:26You can always find them again
10:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
10:41Feels like fire
10:45I'm so in love with you
10:49Dreams are like things as
10:55They keep
10:56You didn't leave me any other than you know it
10:58Try to feel
11:00Love is bright
11:02Scaling
11:04Darkness away
11:06I'm so in love with you
11:13Purge the soul
11:15Make love your goal
11:23The power of love
11:30You don't know what you're talking about
11:32Most of the time he's fine, you know
11:34He just goes about his business like normal
11:36And when he does flare up, I can handle him
11:39Yes, yeah, you probably can
11:41But that don't mean you should
11:43Bill, come on, you want to enjoy the best of him, don't you?
11:48So why not let them be professionals
11:50Do the difficult stuff
11:51I mean, Sona Julie, she must have banged up in the care room and all
11:56Oh, come on, we're not talking Belmarsh here
11:59You know, there are some really good ones out there
12:02If you're in the care room, that'd be it
12:03It'd just go down in quickly
12:05It doesn't have to be permanent, you know
12:07I don't know, I don't know
12:08I'll promise
12:10I'll tell you
12:10I'll tell you
12:11And that's exactly what I'm going to do
12:13Are you sure you'll want to go out
12:24After therapy and all the trimmings?
12:27It's not every day you get invited round someone's house
12:30On Christmas Day
12:31It's good of Carol to ask us
12:33Anyway, we'll have fun
12:35Claire will be there
12:36And we did say she could see Janine
12:38Fine
12:39I'd have Christmas dinner with O.J. Simpson
12:42It made you
12:43I want you to be happy too
12:46It's just, it's so pretty
12:51I mean, I know
12:52I bought you something
12:54But I just kind of seem to find it
12:56No, it doesn't matter
12:57No, but it was important
12:59It was special
13:02It had meaning
13:03Something for you to look at
13:06And remember me by
13:09When I'm gone
13:11Gone?
13:14I'm not gone, where are you going?
13:16I don't know
13:17Look, why would I need someone to remember you by?
13:23You're here
13:24You're with me
13:26And I can look at that lovely face whenever I want to
13:30You know you've been up for my life, haven't you?
13:36You'll always be with me
13:38I want that to be true
13:52I just
13:54I don't think it is
13:56I don't think you'll always be with me
13:59You want to get rid of me?
14:05What?
14:05It's alright, you don't need to lie
14:07I know how hard it's been for you
14:10But I just
14:11I don't know what I thought
14:15I suppose I thought you loved me more than that
14:22Nigel
14:24Please
14:25Nigel, please
14:26Nigel
14:30Hey
14:33Hey, it's okay
14:34It's okay
14:36It's me
14:37I've got you
14:37Debbie
14:42It's okay
14:46I'm here
14:47You're going to be okay
14:48I'm sorry, Alyssa
14:49It just matters
14:50Something matters to me
14:52It's important
14:54It meant something
14:56Nigel, sweetheart
14:57You really need to calm down, okay?
14:59Then we're going to go home
15:01And then everything's going to be okay
15:02Home
15:04I know you were upset
15:06About what you thought you heard
15:08About the clear home
15:09But no decision's been made yet
15:10All we were doing
15:11We were just talking through options
15:13I've let you down
15:14No, you haven't let me down
15:15This was supposed to be
15:18Our best Christmas ever
15:19Our first Christmas
15:21As husband and wife
15:22Nigel, we've been married
15:24For over 20 years
15:25What?
15:27Don't be sorry
15:27Sorry, I should be there
15:28Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
15:30That's a million
15:32It's me
15:33It's me
15:34It's me
15:35It's me
15:35No, just calm down, alright
15:37Calm down
15:38I don't want anyone to get out of that
15:39Put your stuff down
15:41I put the stool down, alright
15:43I put the stool down, alright
15:43Put it down, mate
15:44I see
15:44Get out
15:45Get out
15:46Get out
15:48Get out
15:48Get out
15:48Get out
15:49Okay, okay
15:50Get out
15:52Get out
15:55He's gone with it
16:11He doesn't know what he's doing
16:14He doesn't know what he's doing
16:14He doesn't know what he's doing
16:15I'm not him
16:15Me
16:16He's forgotten him
16:16I don't know what that is
16:17I watched him
16:18Before you came in
16:20He was talking to us
16:24He was dancing
16:26I don't know where he was
16:29But he wasn't here
16:30He thought I was dead
16:34He was talking about
16:39A present
16:40He said it was really important
16:42Some present that he'd lost
16:44I don't know whether it was for Debbie
16:45Or for me
16:45I don't know
16:46He gave me this for safekeeping
16:48I think in case he forgot
16:51Which looks like he did
16:52But, um
16:57You stay or I'll have your colour
17:00I'm going to go and see Alfie
17:02He's got the key to his bowels
17:03Let's get in there before
17:04Before he bumps that door
17:06I need you to have a good thing
17:24Nigel's locked himself in
17:26How do you get in?
17:28Something else I still locked up
17:29I think you answered your own question then
17:31Chuck!
17:36You think this is funny, eh?
17:44But it is kind of funny, Phil
17:45Nigel's worked hard on this, alright?
17:48You know
17:48And you lot are just sitting there laughing
17:50You think this is some sort of joke
17:51It's like, well, you ain't a joke
17:52I ain't a joke
17:53It was funny, Phil
17:55Just get out, go on
17:56All of you, get out
17:57The show's over, the show's over
17:58Get out!
18:01What are you, what are you playing at, Phil?
18:07I
18:07Next is what I really are, man
18:09Everyone is enjoying it
18:10I know
18:10Just go
18:11Go!
18:11Go!
18:12Go!
18:12Go!
18:12Go!
18:12Go!
18:12Go!
18:13Go!
18:14Go!
18:15Go!
18:16Go!
18:17Go!
18:18Go!
18:19Go!
18:20Go!
18:21Go!
18:22Go!
18:23Go!
18:24Go!
18:25Go!
18:26Go!
18:27Go!
18:28Go!
18:29Go!
18:30Go!
18:31What are you doing, sir?
18:41You're gonna help with these turkeys, or what?
18:44You're the love of my life
18:46A present
18:48All I want for Christmas is you
18:51She's gonna kill you
18:53If you don't find it, you're gonna die sad and alone
18:55You're gonna die, you know that, don't you?
18:57Find that present
18:59Walk flying me in prison
19:00How many times have I got to tell you?
19:02Oh, you've got it
19:03You don't look well, love
19:09I think you need help
19:10Don't worry
19:12I'm here
19:14I'll always be here
19:17I'm here
19:28I'm always here for you, sweetheart
19:33Where am I?
19:35Nigel, you're in the victim, mate
19:39Everything's fine
19:40Julie, do you want me to call the doctor or something?
19:43No, but all right, thanks
19:45Just give us a minute
19:46Yeah, of course
19:47You're so beautiful, Debbie
19:54I messed up
20:00Didn't I hurt you
20:01Didn't I hurt you?
20:02No
20:02No, you didn't
20:03No
20:04Look
20:07You were found
20:11It's a present
20:14You were looking for
20:16So
20:19There's nothing to worry about
20:22Okay
20:23That might be lovely, Julie
20:43Julie
20:48Julie
20:48It's meant for you
20:52The present
20:53I remember now
20:55Remember me
21:22Remember us
21:25Always
21:27Always
21:27Always
21:34I'm really sorry
21:41That you heard
21:43What you heard
21:45Me
21:46Talking about
21:48Killing
21:49And I'm so sorry
21:53It upset you so much
21:55But it was
21:58Never
21:59It was never
22:01About you hurting me
22:02Do you understand?
22:06Yeah
22:07You didn't
22:09You couldn't
22:13But make it work
22:21I'll make it work
22:21Okay
22:23Okay
22:23We'll make it work
22:31No, I'm going to slow you down
22:41I'll kill both of us
22:43You have to go
22:44You're listening to me
22:47I've finished
22:49I'm going to die
22:50No matter what
22:51I promise
22:53I promise
22:54Not a waste
22:55I can't
22:55Things you have
22:56Things have changed
22:58You
23:00Are the best man
23:02A man could ever ask for
23:03I feel
23:09It's
23:11I need it
23:12I need it
23:12I can't
23:13I need it
23:16¡Gracias!
23:46¡Gracias!
24:16¡Gracias!
24:46¡Gracias!
25:16¡Gracias!
25:46¡Gracias!
26:16¡Gracias!
26:25¡Gracias!
26:26¡Gracias!
26:28No, no, no, no.
26:58No, no, no, no.
27:28Do you remember what I said to you when no one had started and you wanted to leave?
27:39I said, no, I asked you to stay and I swore that I'd love you.
27:47I said, no, I know I did.
27:48The thing is, those have been hanging on the map because you always made that promise
27:56only because I thought it was the best thing for you.
28:02Pero ahora, no estoy seguro si es la mejor cosa para ti, o para nadie, ni más.
28:25¿Qué fue en el camino, tú y yo?
28:32Es ok.
28:39¿Qué te más me viene tupida?
28:41Gracias por ver el video.
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