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Christmas Special 2025
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00:00How are we late every single day? How is it comfortable?
00:04Why do we always do this?
00:06We're coming up for a bit!
00:08Oi, no TikTok before school, please!
00:10No, no, no, no, no, I'm not!
00:12Come on, Reeves and Keith, you've got two minutes!
00:15Give it a rest, Cliff.
00:27So much to do now.
00:29Therefore not Christmas drinks at Becky's.
00:31Astraland, don't you get Christmas drinks at Becky's?
00:34Mm.
00:36Get your phones down and get downstairs.
00:38Yes, sir!
00:41I don't wanna link, I don't wanna build, no, I don't wanna meet up.
00:44I don't wanna...
00:45Come on, come on, quick, quick, quick, because we're late.
00:47Anna, could you come here a minute?
00:49Nearly there, last day of term. That's pretty.
00:51What?
00:52Hiya.
00:53Well, that's nice Christmassy music.
00:56Have you put more decorations on?
00:58Wasting my money here.
01:00What our money?
01:01Can you tell me something?
01:03What does this have to do with the miraculous birth?
01:05Oh, don't stop.
01:07They're gonna be doing that again.
01:08Really?
01:09Either you hate Christmas because you don't celebrate it,
01:11or you hate it because you're tied to us.
01:13Which one is it?
01:14This is not about hate, okay?
01:15I just have reason to believe that this time period here
01:17was not Jesus, peace be upon him, his real birthday,
01:19is all I'm saying.
01:20Who told you that?
01:21Dad.
01:22Oh, perhaps, please tell me your friends with her on Instagram.
01:24Dad, you shouldn't be making friends with strangers on the internet.
01:27Especially priests.
01:28Alright.
01:29Aren't this please my lads?
01:30Mm-mm.
01:31What if I bribe you?
01:32I'm gonna need specifics.
01:33You can wax your dad's ear holes again.
01:35No, you're not doing that.
01:36Deal.
01:37Thank you very much.
01:42It's too cute.
01:43It's killing me.
01:44Right, come on, get these out of my hairdo now.
01:46Now, you do look cute though, you know.
01:48Disallow to Mum.
01:49Salam, Mum.
01:50Salam, my darlings.
01:52Have your breakfast.
01:56Dad, I need some new school shoes.
01:58Stay.
01:59Well, I still buy my underwear on eBay,
02:01so you're gonna have to wait.
02:02There's not much mistletoeing,
02:04and hearts will be glad.
02:11What do you think?
02:12Oh, Mum.
02:13You like it?
02:14The tree that's lovely.
02:22That's it, Santa.
02:23Say, Merry Christmas!
02:24Merry Christmas!
02:25Merry Christmas!
02:27Oh, look, Dad!
02:29Let me put it, please.
02:30I can't even put these in my own house.
02:41We start Friday, you man.
02:42Let's go!
02:43What do you want to win from my guy?
02:46Yeah?
02:47You see how I do?
02:48Aye, aye, aye.
02:49Do you?
02:50Do you want one about the CEO?
02:51Ah, you want one about the boss?
02:52Haughtry.
02:53Haughtry.
02:54Blimein' haughtry.
02:55Haughtry?
02:56Haughtry.
02:57Here we go.
02:58Here we go.
02:59Here we go.
03:00The CEO is called Hoard to the tree.
03:02Mmm.
03:03Mum better not come round here and mess with me.
03:05Mmm.
03:06I'll give him uppercuts like one, two, three.
03:08Mmm, mmm, mmm.
03:09Come on, I'm floating like a butterfly and stinging like a...
03:11Caterpillar.
03:15It's Pilly.
03:16Caterpillars don't float, do they, Sharon?
03:18No, but I liked it.
03:19I still liked it.
03:20Everyone's cut off.
03:21Everyone's cut off.
03:23Come on, come on.
03:25Bro.
03:26Yeah, bro.
03:27I'm telling you now.
03:28Mm-hmm.
03:29I turned 200 quid into a grand in six days with that new Chinese crypto.
03:33Can ya?
03:34Yeah.
03:35So tell me.
03:36Mm-hmm.
03:37Why are you still living at home with your nanny?
03:38Because she's got a brand new 88-inch plasma.
03:40Right?
03:41And when we watch the chase, we can see Bradley Walsh's individual nose, hairs.
03:4588-inch plasma, yeah?
03:46Yeah, man.
03:47Okay.
03:48Uh, Darren?
03:49Yeah?
03:50It says here that plasma TVs ceased to be sold in the UK in 2014.
03:56You're lying.
03:57You gotta stop this lying.
03:58HR already spoke to you about this.
04:00Stop lying in my office.
04:02I'm not lying about the crypto, and I might have exaggerated about the TV.
04:05I'm gonna go make a cup of tea and take five.
04:07Yeah?
04:08Make one for your nan as well.
04:09You're lucky I like you.
04:11Bonuses are in.
04:12Yes.
04:13950.
04:18What more do you get?
04:19870?
04:20Why do you get more?
04:21Patrick, what do you get?
04:22I got 960.
04:23Pretty happy with that.
04:24Oh.
04:25Oh.
04:26Oh.
04:27Oh.
04:28Oh.
04:29Oh.
04:30Oh.
04:31Oh.
04:32Oh.
04:33Oh.
04:34Oh.
04:35Oh.
04:36Oh.
04:37Oh.
04:38Oh.
04:39Oh.
04:40Oh.
04:41Huh? Money, money!
04:43Do me a favour, bro. Just watch my desk for a minute.
04:45I need to go for a meeting.
04:46Jay?
04:48Jamie!
04:54At least you photocopied your hand this time.
04:56Get in the office!
05:01Jay?
05:02Yeah?
05:03They've given me an ÂŁ8,000 bonus.
05:08Whoa!
05:11Eight bags!
05:12Why are you so loud?
05:13Are you kidding me?
05:14Oh, my days, blood.
05:16Mashallah.
05:17Mashallah.
05:19We need to celebrate.
05:20We could go mental.
05:22I probably shouldn't be spending the money on this.
05:24We can do anything we like.
05:25We can travel to Mexico.
05:27Go to Darfur.
05:28We can go glamping.
05:29In Dartford.
05:31Spend quality time together, bro.
05:33You're around me, you.
05:35Your sister, the kids.
05:37Forget the kids, forget them.
05:38Sorry? Just me and you.
05:39Me and you!
05:40Me and you!
05:41Me and you, brother!
05:42It's just us two.
05:43You get me?
05:44We could go Kazakhstan.
05:45We could go Uzbekistan.
05:46Any of the Stans.
05:47Mongolia.
05:48That's not a Stans.
05:49I don't care.
05:50It's the Olia.
05:51There's only one Olia.
05:52Let me think about it, yeah?
05:53Yeah?
05:54Live.
05:55Love.
05:56Love.
05:57Love.
05:59Go on.
06:00Yes.
06:01Let's be quiet.
06:02Glamping in Dartford.
06:03I'm so proud of you.
06:04Are you?
06:05I'm so proud of you.
06:06I'm proud of me too.
06:07I'm so proud.
06:08I'm proud of me.
06:09I'm proud of you, man.
06:10I'm so proud of you.
06:12My boy.
06:13My boy.
06:14Hey, look.
06:15Let's get a takeaway tonight to celebrate.
06:17Jamie, go home.
06:18That sounds good.
06:19I might get something from the fridge.
06:22Poor lad.
06:23Still eating his feelings, huh?
06:25After your mum and dad.
06:26Yeah, thanks.
06:27Anyway, here's what we're going to do with the money, okay?
06:29Yeah.
06:30We're going to pay off some debts.
06:31Yeah.
06:32And we're going to save some for a rainy day.
06:34How about that?
06:35Oh, man's talking to Stans.
06:36Oh, yeah.
06:37Like, always.
06:38There's never a lot of time.
06:40Um, have you always got salt and vinegar?
06:42What's up with that?
06:44Why don't we go on holiday?
06:45You're taking a mick?
06:46Abroad.
06:47Like a proper holiday.
06:49Not camping.
06:50We can't afford abroad, hon.
06:52We can.
06:53We can't.
06:54I mean, this with love.
06:55It's not going to be with love, but go on.
06:57Don't you think that this...
06:58What?
06:59...relationship could do with a kick up the arse?
07:01I don't know why you keep saying that.
07:03You say that every few weeks, you know.
07:05This don't need no kick up no arses.
07:08Yeah?
07:09Me and you, we've got chemistry.
07:12Put it there, pal.
07:13Ready?
07:14Is this it?
07:15Good lad.
07:16Did you feel that?
07:17Yeah.
07:18Yeah, no, you're right.
07:19I do feel that.
07:20Every time I see you at the fridge drinking milk straight from the bottle.
07:21Don't drink straight from the bottle.
07:22Yeah, you do.
07:23I've got the girls not to lips the bottle either.
07:24Wow.
07:25Lovely.
07:26That's nice, isn't it?
07:27Look at us.
07:28What?
07:29Is this where we are?
07:30Arguing about milk?
07:31Where's the joy?
07:32Where...
07:33Where is this actually...
07:34What?
07:36We should go to Lapland.
07:37We are not...
07:38What?
07:39We should go...
07:40We should go to Lapland.
07:41No.
07:42That's exactly what we should do.
07:43We should not exactly do that.
07:44Because Mum always wanted to take the kids there, but she never made it.
07:47I know she never made it because she died.
07:50But we could go and make more memories with the kids.
07:53That'd be so nice.
07:54Because at the moment, their main childhood memory is that you shit yourself in Nando's.
07:59Never shit myself in Nando's.
08:00I shit myself outside Nando's.
08:02And I always regretted not making more memories with Mum and now she's...
08:06You know.
08:09Thanks.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Look, Becky took her lot last year and she said the puddings were massive.
08:16I see what you're doing here.
08:17You're a very smart lady, but I can't...
08:19Yeah, boy.
08:20...do it at hand.
08:21I can't do it.
08:22Fine.
08:23You're absolutely right.
08:24We'll just stay here and do what we normally do.
08:26Yeah?
08:27Nativity.
08:28Choir.
08:29Super jumpers.
08:30We'll go over to Aunty Janet's from Mince Pie.
08:33I like Aunty Janet.
08:34I know you love Aunty Janet's.
08:35I like her.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Sit down and watch GB News with Uncle Colin.
08:39It was December 24th when Hollis happened to dark.
08:44When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park.
08:46I approached him very slowly with my heart full of fear.
08:49Looked at his dog.
08:50Oh, my God.
08:51A ill reindeer.
08:52It's a reindeer!
08:53It's a real reindeer!
08:54Are you looking at that?
08:55Yeah, you've never seen a brown brother in Lablam.
08:56Who threw that?
08:57Oh, it's my children.
08:58We could take a reindeer ride to the Northern Lights.
08:59You know what I'd rather do?
09:00I'd rather watch the chase with Darren and his nan on the 80-inch plasma.
09:01Come on, Scrooge McDuck.
09:02Look where we are.
09:03We're in the home of Christmas.
09:04Why is it so cold?
09:05Come on, let's check in.
09:06These are too heavy, man.
09:07They should've gone Mongolian.
09:08It's the only oleot, man.
09:09You'd better watch out.
09:10You better not cry.
09:11You better not cry.
09:13You better not cry until we cry.
09:14You better not cry until we cry.
09:17You better not cry until we cry.
09:20The front is temporary, yeah.
09:22We'll see what we're going to do.
09:23You better watch out.
09:25We'll see what we have.
09:26Do you know what I'd rather do?
09:28Did you know what I'd rather do?
09:30I'd rather watch the chase with Darren and his nan on the 80-inch plasma.
09:33Come on, Scrooge McDuck.
09:34Pale is temporary, yeah?
09:36Class is permanent, yeah?
09:38No!
09:40Fully egged!
09:44Yay!
09:46He's checking his wife!
09:48The baby girl, he stinks, doesn't he?
09:50Oh, no. So cute.
09:58Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, baby.
10:00Slowly, baby!
10:02Come on!
10:04Have you been fine?
10:06Yeah. Oh, okay.
10:08I bet he's warm.
10:10Once we've been alive!
10:18When was the last time us two went out for dinner?
10:20Er...
10:22Oh, we had that muffin.
10:24The big ass during 2014.
10:26Eh?
10:28Anyway, don't go getting any ideas, yeah?
10:30Ordering starters and that, they're expensive.
10:32Oh, you're such a flirt.
10:34And look at this place.
10:36Bloody whiter than a front row at a Taylor Swift gig.
10:38You love Swifty?
10:40I do a bit, yeah. I do.
10:42Look, can you stop moaning for five minutes?
10:44It's supposed to be a proper treat.
10:46And it's the food.
10:48What?
10:50It's gonna be bland.
10:52You know what I mean by that.
10:53You know what I mean by that?
10:54Spit it out.
10:55Because white people can't cook.
10:56Oh!
10:57Racist!
10:58I said what I said.
10:59Wow!
11:02But hang on, so why did Jamie give your boss a lap dance?
11:07Because he's an idiot, okay?
11:08So we're there at the Christmas party.
11:10Hawtree, the boss, is eating mince pies, all right?
11:13He drops the crumbs on his lap.
11:15Hawtree's innocently just wiping the crumbs away like this, yeah?
11:18Your brother thinks this means give me a lap dance.
11:20He comes running from the other side of the room.
11:22He jumps on Hawtree.
11:23Starts brooking his back off.
11:24Aww!
11:25To Cliff Richard songs.
11:26Why did Noah stop him?
11:28Because it was funny.
11:29And we was recording it, so...
11:32You see?
11:35We don't laugh like this at the big house, do we?
11:38We don't.
11:42And I'm sorry.
11:43Aww.
11:44But right now, I'm hungry.
11:46I don't want to eat.
11:47I'm hungry.
11:48Wagyu burgers.
11:49You want to eat a Wagyu burger?
11:50Wagyu burgers?
11:51They're not cheap.
11:52Who are you?
11:53What have you done with my husband?
11:55Hmm?
11:56Can we have an affair?
11:57This one.
11:58Yeah.
12:01Uh, bro?
12:04Bro?
12:06Watch this.
12:07Excuse me, sir!
12:10What are you doing?
12:11Tell me, sir.
12:12Have you been naughty or nice this year?
12:16You mean like sexually or what?
12:18What kind of question is that at the dinner table?
12:21It's a Christmas thing we need to say to our customers.
12:25Have you been naughty or nice?
12:27Naughty probably, isn't it, mostly?
12:28He's naughty.
12:29He's a very naughty boy.
12:30You've been taking Christmas serious, Randy.
12:31I feel like I'm getting radicalised.
12:33It doesn't really do, Christmas.
12:35Oh, oh.
12:36I see.
12:37Apologies.
12:38It's all good.
12:39It's all good.
12:40I'll have you hang up your stocking.
12:41Two wagyu burgers, please.
12:42Oh.
12:44Thank you, my guy.
12:45Now, thank you, bro.
12:46Thank you, bro.
12:47Yeah, yeah.
12:48I see.
12:49Well, bless him.
12:50Listen.
12:51After you finish up with dinner here, yeah?
12:52Yeah.
12:53I've got a little idea.
12:54Me and you.
12:55But the idea, my guests, on a naughty list.
12:56Go!
12:57Woo!
12:58Woo!
12:59Woo!
13:00Oh, woo!
13:01Woo!
13:02Woo!
13:03Woo!
13:04Woo!
13:06Woo!
13:07Woo!
13:08Woo!
13:09Woo!
13:10Woo!
13:11Woo!
13:12Woo!
13:13Woo!
13:14No, no pushing!
13:15No pushing.
13:16Hun!
13:17They start!
13:18No, L shit!
13:19Woo!
13:20Go, go, go!
13:22Woo!
13:23Woo!
13:24Woo!
13:26Oh, I'm going to throw my buck out for stupid flipping ice slice.
13:36I hate this holiday.
13:39I love this holiday.
13:43Little donkey, little donkey.
13:48You're a big donkey.
13:49Why are you so heavy for a skinny lady?
13:51To the glade.
13:56Biscuit coma.
13:59We tried to stop him.
14:00But in the end, he paid us a cut of biscuit.
14:02Did he?
14:04Fair enough.
14:05My little entrepreneurs, I love that.
14:07We made those.
14:08We did.
14:09Dad, I want to know if I've won.
14:11The Wi-Fi's down.
14:13Well, don't you worry about it.
14:15Because your dad is going to buy you some data roaming.
14:18Oh, I'm spending the bread, baby.
14:19Man like Dan making me some of the data roaming.
14:21Well, for you, anything, baby.
14:24And guess what?
14:25Sky Blues have just won 4-1.
14:28Yes!
14:28I feel like a dad in one of those Christmas adverts.
14:31There's not many brown dads in the adverts, but if there was, I feel like him.
14:37What are you on your phone for?
14:38Just getting bare messages from work, so...
14:40We're with his bare fireworks outside, so...
14:42Come on.
14:43You need these hats and these gloves, babes.
14:45Okay, girls.
14:45It's cold out there.
14:46Love you. Enjoy the data roaming.
14:48All right, love you, girls.
14:49You've got your gloves, you've got your hats.
14:51It's freezing out there.
14:52I'll be there soon.
15:00Love you, girls.
15:04Jay.
15:06Free biscuits, Jay.
15:07Listen to this.
15:09Due to a systems error, your annual bonus was incorrect.
15:13You received ÂŁ8,000 rather than the designated ÂŁ800.
15:17As a result, you owe recruiting max ÂŁ7,200.
15:22This amount must be returned immediately.
15:25Failure to do so could result in immediate dismissal and legal action.
15:29Happy Christmas.
15:33This ain't a happy Christmas, Jay.
15:36You are in big trouble.
15:38Such big trouble.
15:39I would not want to be you right now.
15:40I don't want to be me right now.
15:52Everybody get up!
15:53We're going to see Santa!
15:54Welcome, welcome, welcome to my grotto.
16:05Please sit down, all of you.
16:09Please sit down.
16:13Now, I hope you have all been very good children.
16:16What would you like Santa to bring you this Christmas?
16:19I'm thinking like a Porsche.
16:24The elves will try their best.
16:27Excuse me, sister.
16:28Are you okay?
16:29Mm-hmm.
16:30Do you know what I want?
16:32I would like one picture with this guy.
16:34Absolutely.
16:36Let's make that wish come true.
16:38Take a seat.
16:39Smile, everybody.
16:43Merry Christmas.
16:44Thank you so much, Santa.
16:46My absolute pleasure.
16:50This way, this way, this way.
16:54It is real.
16:55I just said,
16:56I can ask you something.
16:59Anything you want.
17:02You haven't got like a spare 8,000 pound.
17:04See it in a bar, yeah?
17:06No.
17:08No.
17:08No.
17:09No.
17:10Thanks.
17:10Thanks.
17:14Thanks.
17:14You're putting it off all day.
17:18You've got to tell her.
17:19I'm not going to tell her nothing.
17:21Why not?
17:23Look how happy she is.
17:26It's going to break her heart.
17:27It's going to break all their hearts.
17:30You can't break it.
17:32I can.
17:33Leave it.
17:34Han.
17:35Bye, ya.
17:35Yeah.
17:38Yeah.
17:38I love you, man.
17:43I love you.
17:46I've got something to tell you.
17:49I know.
17:51What do you know?
17:53I know what you're going to say.
17:54Do ya?
17:55It's a lot.
17:57So much.
17:58And you're right.
17:59It is the first time I've felt happy since mum died.
18:03She would have loved it here.
18:06Right.
18:07And I knew this was the right thing to spend the money on.
18:10Yeah.
18:13I love you!
18:15Come on, Sophie!
18:16Yes.
18:17Get in!
18:18Come on!
18:19It sounds about me.
18:21And I.
18:22It sounds about me.
18:23Say lap, lad!
18:26Lap, lad!
18:26Yes!
18:27Yes!
18:27It's going to be that it can be good and bad, yeah?
18:34Yeah.
18:35I'll tell you what's bad.
18:36No more room service.
18:37What?
18:38No!
18:39What, dad?
18:40No.
18:40Oh, come on.
18:41Excuse me.
18:42Hi.
18:44Oh, sorry.
18:45I hope you don't mind me asking, but I was wondering if you'd do me a favour?
18:50I'm trying to move my sofa away from the window, but I'm not as strong as I used to be.
18:57Think you're what I'm thinking?
18:58Yeah.
19:00You've got money.
19:01We're out.
19:02Fine.
19:02Ah!
19:03Don't spend no money.
19:04I'm helping the old lady move the sofa.
19:08Coming.
19:11Thank you so much for helping me with that sofa.
19:14Oh, you're welcome, of course.
19:16Gets me out of kid duty.
19:19Would you like a brownie?
19:20Oh, thank you.
19:21Made in Holland.
19:26Mmm.
19:27Lovely, aren't they?
19:28So good.
19:29These, um, Dutch brownies.
19:32Have they got...
19:32Mmm.
19:33Mmm.
19:34Doesn't this place just warm your heart?
19:44And chafe your skin.
19:47After sledging, you've got arse cheeks like sandpaper.
19:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:52Have you been here before?
19:53Oh, yeah.
19:55Sid and I have been coming here for three decades.
19:59Oh, I thought you were on your own.
20:00I'm sorry.
20:01I'll leave you till it.
20:02No, no, no, no need.
20:06Sid's very quiet these days.
20:09Eh?
20:12Meet Sid.
20:14Oh!
20:15Oh.
20:17To Sid.
20:19To Sid.
20:21And ask cheeks like sandpaper.
20:24Ha!
20:32Hellfire is around the corner for you, mate.
20:40Is that right?
20:42Jamie, listen to me and listen to me good.
20:44You and me are in this steaming pile of crap together.
20:49What?
20:50Yeah, you heard me.
20:51Are you here on this holiday right now?
20:53Yeah.
20:53Yes, you are.
20:54Which means that technically you owe me 20%
20:57of the seven dollars to Japan that I owe recruitment, Max.
21:00Do you know how much money that is?
21:01The man files on 440,000.
21:04Is he?
21:05Can't we just tell Hannah the truth?
21:08Are you?
21:10Big man, her mum has just died.
21:13That was my mum too.
21:15Yes, she was.
21:17Sorry for your last part with her.
21:18All right.
21:19Always playing this music.
21:23Two months from her diagnosis to her funeral.
21:27That's all we got.
21:30And you know what?
21:31I...
21:32I still haven't cried.
21:35Not properly.
21:37I think...
21:38Crying is overrated.
21:42Do you know how I felt after my last massive cry?
21:47Like, crying some more.
21:50Exactly.
21:52For weeks after, I would have this dream over and over again.
21:59And she would just walk through the door as if nothing was wrong.
22:03And then I would wake up and realise that she had gone.
22:11No, no.
22:12Do you know what we need?
22:16More brownies!
22:17Oh, here to fix the drains.
22:26Say again?
22:27The block drains.
22:29Oh, sorry.
22:30I thought you were maintenance because you're...
22:31Because what?
22:33Oh, hang on.
22:35You're here because you recognise us.
22:36Oh, Sean.
22:37And Sarah.
22:38The wedding dance.
22:39It went viral.
22:40Cousins get married, go dance crazy.
22:42Cousins?
22:43First.
22:44Is it?
22:44If you want a selfie with us, this is the best light.
22:49No, I'm all right, thank you.
22:50Could you just keep the noise down because my children are sleeping?
22:53Is there no one in there for a man to slip on to with you, Leila?
22:55Come on.
22:55Come on.
22:56This is Sparta!
22:59So sorry.
23:00We will keep it down.
23:02Hey, do you want to see our dance before you go?
23:05The one that was at your wedding?
23:08Yeah.
23:08The one that went viral?
23:09Yeah.
23:10No, I'm good, thank you.
23:12Every single Christmas for 30 years?
23:15Yeah.
23:15Every year we brought the kids.
23:18Then we brought the grandkids.
23:21Brought what?
23:23Brought.
23:24Not brought.
23:25Brought.
23:27Unless you actually came here and brought kids off someone.
23:34Do you enjoy teasing older women?
23:38I'm sorry, I guess it was a bit cheeky, wasn't it?
23:43I suppose I always just did that with my mum.
23:49No.
23:51No, no.
23:51No.
23:53Do you know what we need?
23:57More brownies.
23:58No, we don't.
23:59We've had enough.
24:03Oh, have I been here for days?
24:06I've lost the concept of time completely.
24:08I need to go home.
24:10I've had such a lovely night.
24:13Me too.
24:14Don't slip and go out first in that fire.
24:16No, I absolutely won't.
24:17I've got this.
24:17I've absolutely got this.
24:20I don't know what your husband will say.
24:23Lily, I love you.
24:25I just think this place is so magical.
24:28I love it here.
24:29I never want to leave, Lily.
24:31Lily.
24:31I don't want any crisps.
24:34I don't know what you want.
24:35I want to thank you.
24:37Lily.
24:39Everyone knows you stole the money, bro.
25:06You're all right?
25:07You're mumbling about elves.
25:09You're having six dreams about elves again?
25:11Oh!
25:13Yeah.
25:14Yeah.
25:20OK, well, I'll only be an hour.
25:21See you in a bit, OK?
25:22Bye, Mum.
25:23See you later.
25:24The Alpine Sauna.
25:25Are you OK if I go?
25:27Arsalan.
25:29The Alpine Sauna.
25:31All right, then.
25:33Then I might, um...
25:35snog the elf at the gift shop.
25:37Run off with him, yeah?
25:38Yeah?
25:40Yeah?
25:40Yeah?
25:41Yeah.
25:42OK.
25:47You two, come with us.
25:48Just finish it.
25:49Now!
25:50What is this?
25:51We know everything.
25:53What?
25:53The bonus, the debt, everything.
25:55How do you know about that?
25:56We read all your work emails when we used your iPad.
25:59It's Lucy's from account, still bound from Tinder.
26:01Oh, God.
26:01Oh, my...
26:02We also know you're keeping it a secret from Mum.
26:04But luckily for you, we've got a plan.
26:09What's the plan again?
26:16We win the money.
26:18Talent shop.
26:19Talent shop?
26:19Girls, we can't do that.
26:21We're serious.
26:21We teach you our TikTok dances, and we win the money.
26:25No, no, no, no, no, we can't do that, girls.
26:26Everyone loves a performing family.
26:29Do they?
26:31No.
26:31No, no, we can't do this, girls.
26:33You're right.
26:35Better off losing your job, your house, your family.
26:39Family.
26:40And going to prison.
26:41Where my teacher says island up.
26:43That's cute.
26:43I'm sorry, Cos.
26:49The thousand euros is not enough, anyway.
26:51Welcome to phase two.
26:52You give it to Darren at work, and he puts it into the Chinese crypto.
26:56Oi.
26:57That is smart.
26:58My little Spartan's coming.
26:59I'm not going to lie.
27:01Oh, and not a word to Mum.
27:03You know what?
27:04I've heard.
27:04I mean, slightly this could work, you know.
27:06Done, no.
27:06Slightly.
27:07Oh, and one other thing.
27:08You have to get me my own reindeer to take home on the plane.
27:11See, lad.
27:12Let's do it.
27:14Let's do it.
27:15No, no, hold on.
27:16That is smart.
27:16Listen, that's smart, but the right thing to do, yeah, is tell Hannah.
27:21But are you mad?
27:24Tell Hannah.
27:25Look at the year she's had.
27:27She's so happy right now.
27:29Oh, you're doing it too.
27:31That's so cute.
27:31Oh, can't wait.
27:34And can we just say, it is so nice to see a family like you here,
27:39like blended in more ways than one.
27:41Yeah, because you're interracial and you're into each other.
27:45No, hold on.
27:46No, you're not a couple.
27:47That's my broadie.
27:47Is that what I'm saying?
27:48Okay.
27:49Enjoy the snow.
27:51I imagine you don't really get that, where you come from.
27:53Now, we've got snow in Coventry.
27:54Thank you very much.
27:55Okay, see you at the show?
27:56See you at the show.
27:59Bye.
28:00So jolly.
28:02How are we going to beat them?
28:03Don't worry about them.
28:04We've got plans.
28:06Come on.
28:09Are you insane?
28:10No, I'm not insane.
28:11I'm just doing what you asked me to do.
28:13I'm out here spending time with the girls and making memories and all that kind of stuff.
28:16I mean this with love.
28:17It's not going to be with love, but go on.
28:18I'm a bit worried.
28:20Oi.
28:21Last time you danced, people thought you were having a seizure.
28:24Okay, everyone.
28:26First, we need to watch the TikTok versions, and then we can start doing rehearsals.
28:32Hey.
28:33Bye.
28:37Hey, you little bow.
28:39I don't know about it.
28:41One, two, three, and four.
28:43Love it.
28:45Nothing can stop us from winning this.
28:47Yeah.
28:48Three, and four, and five, and six, and six.
28:52Woo!
28:53Okay.
28:54All right.
28:55Should we go?
28:56Might have some work to do.
28:58Okay, I think she can move.
29:00Up.
29:01Slap.
29:03Hold.
29:04And pull.
29:05Up.
29:06Out.
29:06Pull.
29:07Pull.
29:07You're going fast.
29:08You're going fast.
29:11Six.
29:12Yes!
29:13Oh, that's good.
29:14That's not good.
29:14That is, Aaron.
29:15Three, two, one.
29:17Up, down, pull, pull.
29:20Darcey.
29:21Okay, again.
29:22Up, back, pull, pull.
29:25One, two, three, and four.
29:27Up, back, pull, pull.
29:30Up, back, side, side.
29:33That's the idiot.
29:33One, that one, yeah.
29:34Oh, no!
29:36No.
29:37I knew it.
29:38Oh.
29:39Great.
29:39I think we're good.
29:40I think we're good.
29:42Yeah.
29:48Seriously.
29:49All I'm saying is hearing Sid's burps isn't the thing I miss most about him, although he's
29:57definitely in the top ten.
29:59Even the smell.
30:03Wish I could forget my husband's burps.
30:05I have smelt Sid's burps across six different decades.
30:10Our salons are somewhere between crab sticks and damp.
30:14Nice.
30:18All I'm saying is, you know, seize the day.
30:22You don't know when you're going to miss those burps.
30:25Trust me, I won't.
30:26Trust me, you will.
30:28Me and Sid, we used to ride the reindeer trail.
30:31And every year we used to stop under the northern lights.
30:35And the last thing Sid said to me was that he wanted me to scatter his ashes under the
30:45northern lights.
30:46It's so beautiful.
30:48We must do it.
30:51God.
30:55It can be too much.
31:00Thanks for the money, da.
31:02See you later.
31:02They're too powerful.
31:03This secret's got you over a barrel, bruv.
31:07You created monsters.
31:0840 euros for a sandwich and hot chocolate.
31:12I'm going to starve out here, root boy.
31:13My blood sugar can't handle all that.
31:14What do you want me to do?
31:16These girls have got us down bad, man.
31:17They cleared us out.
31:18Bad down?
31:19I don't want to offend you, but Ramadan is way better vibes than this.
31:22Ramadan would be sick, eh?
31:25Think about it.
31:26Four hours of daylight, the rest of the time, what are you doing?
31:28You're munching.
31:30And you've got time for the spiritual devotion and self-reflection too, obviously.
31:33Do I need to be sorry?
31:34No.
31:35No.
31:35That's actually a sick idea.
31:37That's a sick idea, right?
31:38God, it's me a sick idea.
31:39Special hug.
31:39Not right now.
31:40That's fine by me.
31:41It's cool.
31:41That's Sean and Sarah's breakfast.
31:57Intercept.
31:58Intercept.
31:59We'll take this.
32:02Our aunts and uncle love it when we bring them breakfast in the morning.
32:05Oh, excellent.
32:08What saves me seeing their wedding dolls again?
32:11Yeah.
32:11Yeah.
32:13Bye.
32:16Activate Operation Drain Water.
32:25Hi.
32:28Needs too big for the sockets.
32:48Wow.
32:50It's both ends.
32:52I think it's viral.
32:53A bit like your wedding dance.
32:55Sorry.
32:56Nothing.
32:57Get well soon.
32:57Stay hydrated.
32:58Oh, there you go.
33:00Yes, baby.
33:02Oh, no.
33:07Okay.
33:08Let's go win this telecompetition.
33:101,000 euros up for grabs.
33:13It's not all about winning, you know.
33:15Let's have a good time.
33:16Mom, we came here to win.
33:18All right, calm down.
33:18We're about to cut these rugs and get this money.
33:23Come on, my little internals.
33:26Come on, come on.
33:28Let's go.
33:28Come on, then.
33:29Okay, love you.
33:30Love you.
33:33Don't love you.
33:34It's not the car.
33:46It's not the car.
33:47It's not the car.
33:48Right.
33:49Okay.
33:50Thank you to the amazing Beverly.
33:57Right.
33:58Okay, so next up, please welcome the full force Faroukis.
34:11Here we go.
34:12We don't care if you're age 10 or if you're a senior citizen.
34:40Because we got a beat that just won't end.
34:42So you better get ready to rock, my friend.
34:45See, we got some news that you can use and awful that you can't refuse.
34:49We're giving up, honey, and you got to come because you're the one.
34:54Red, yellow, black, white, or brown.
34:56And I'm always a weak and all get down.
34:58Just take the time.
34:59Enjoy yourself.
35:00And you're not as good as anyone else.
35:02Come on.
35:03Bring your hand up.
35:04Come on.
35:05Keep you up.
35:06What?
35:06What?
35:06What?
35:07What?
35:07What?
35:07What?
35:07What?
35:08What?
35:08What?
35:09What?
35:09What?
35:10What?
35:10Oh, yeah.
35:11Oh, yeah.
35:12Oh, yeah.
35:13Oh, yeah.
35:15Oh, yeah.
35:16Oh, yeah.
35:17Sorry.
35:18I got lost in the music.
35:19Oh.
35:19Whoops.
35:20I stopped him.
35:21I felt like this relationship could do with a bit of excitement.
35:26A Bax!
35:27It is the first time I've felt happy since mum died.
35:32You stop the fucking crap.
35:33You are in big trouble.
35:34We win.
35:35I'm not gonna be happy since mum died.
35:36You stop the fucking crap.
35:37You are in big trouble.
35:39We win.
35:40We win.
35:41We win.
35:42We win.
35:43We win.
35:44We win.
35:45We win.
35:46We win.
35:47We win.
35:48We win.
35:49We win.
35:50We win.
35:51We win.
35:52We win.
35:53We win.
35:54We win.
35:55We win.
35:56We win.
35:57We win.
35:58We win.
35:59We win.
36:00We win.
36:01We win.
36:02We win.
36:03We win.
36:04We win.
36:05Than any known, so to the bone, full grown
36:09He's a one of a car, and Flash is gonna rock your mind
36:12Just repeat, repeat, you and the crew, hold it
36:35I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go
36:40Yeah, that's great, that's good money, that's good money
36:42You juicy mama
36:42A thousand dollars, yay, thank you
36:48We should give the prize money to Lily
36:52So what?
36:59Hey girls, you guys just go and live your lives on your devices
37:03No time limit today, okay?
37:04Love you, like my little spies
37:06Love you darlings, smashed it
37:09You being silly, you're jogging around
37:12Well she wants to scatter Sid's ashes under the northern lights
37:14Who is Sid?
37:16Well her husband, he's dead
37:17Oh come on, it'll be so magical
37:19We should pay for it
37:21Why would you say that?
37:23Come on, we can afford it
37:24We really can't
37:25We can afford it
37:26Not right now
37:27Babe, you're holding a grand in your hand
37:30Do you know what I mean?
37:31It's the right thing to do, plus memories are more important than money, aren't they?
37:34Yeah, come on, you know it's going to feel good giving her closure
37:37You know what's going to feel better?
37:40Keep the money
37:41It's going to feel great
37:42It's going to feel nothing
37:43See, Jamie agrees
37:43She's just lost her husband
37:45I don't care about Lily
37:46I certainly don't care about Sid
37:48How can you say that you don't care?
37:50I'm saying it
37:51Sweet old lady
37:52Not sweet
37:53She is, isn't it?
37:54She just
37:54She reminds me of mum
37:57She's got, you know
37:58Oh no
37:59Yeah
37:59This is what this is
38:01Have you seen her eyes?
38:02They're very, very similar
38:03Don't do it
38:04Yeah
38:05Don't do it
38:06Yeah
38:06Because you know your mum
38:07The mannerisms are really similar
38:09Like
38:09Mum's gone, isn't it?
38:11The way she carries her handbag and stuff
38:14And the way she
38:15Walks
38:16She smells like lemon sorbet
38:19What are you doing now?
38:20They smell the same
38:22It is mum
38:24It's not mum
38:25It is mum, isn't it?
38:26I feel that she's here
38:27It is
38:28How is it, mum?
38:29Is your mum called Lily?
38:30It is
38:30Is your dad Sid?
38:32They smell the same
38:33It's mum, isn't it?
38:35It's mum
38:36Yeah
38:37When I miss our babe
38:39It's my sis
38:40It's my sis
38:41Tell me if I fall back
38:43It's my mum
38:43It's my mum
38:45It's my mum
38:46It's my mum
38:47It's my mum
38:48It's my mum
38:48It's my mum
38:50It's my mum
38:50I'm watching it go
38:52It's my mum
38:54I saw people around
38:56Baby, please come on
39:00The church bells are down
39:04Our ringing song
39:08What a happy sound
39:11Baby, please come on
39:15You want to hear that?
39:17You did me dirty last night, you know?
39:19I'm crying in front of your sister
39:20What did you do that for?
39:22Smell of lemon sorbet did me in
39:24I think it's actually mum
39:26But all mums
39:27Smell of lemon sorbet
39:29Yours did
39:30Let me do that
39:34All good
39:38Can you imagine if this was actually real reindeer
39:41Like that?
39:45Jay, it's a reindeer kebab
39:46What do you think it's made out of?
39:51Serious?
39:51Yeah
39:51Whoa
39:52It's quite nice, to be fair
39:54Sorry, Rudolph
39:55Where am I going to get this money?
39:58Plus size modelling
39:59I'm kind of sexy for a fat guy still
40:04Always said that
40:05You always have said that
40:06Or sell your body hair
40:08Sorry?
40:09There's this place in China
40:10That makes wigs using human hair
40:12You're a hairy guy
40:15Obviously I don't know that for sure
40:17I'm just assuming
40:18But
40:18You know what I am
40:20I'm doomed
40:21Damnation
40:22Man's forsaken
40:24Don't eat bacon
40:25Jamie?
40:30Yeah
40:30Did you tell work that we're in Lapland?
40:33Yes
40:34Yes, I did
40:35Webcam
40:37What webcam?
40:38Give the boys a wave
40:40To that live stream
40:41Yeah
40:41Jamie, you're an idiot
40:42What's the problem?
40:45Hi
40:45Hi
40:46I, er, I liked your dancing yesterday
40:49Yo
40:51Where you going, man?
40:54Brother, I can't mess this up again
40:56You won't be fine
40:57Provisious
40:58100%
40:59Are you sure 50 is enough?
41:00Easy
41:00Hello, sir
41:02You alright?
41:03Yeah
41:03I need you to do me a favour
41:05Okay?
41:05This favour is very simple
41:06And when my family arrive here
41:08You need to tell them
41:09That all of your very lovely rides here
41:10Are completely sold out for the day
41:12You can't go in anymore
41:13Go back to the hotel
41:14Do you understand?
41:15Understood, sir
41:15Are you locked in?
41:16Yeah
41:16Yeah
41:17If you do this for me
41:18If you do this for us
41:19We're going to say for you
41:21Yeah?
41:22Hold that, sir
41:23Understood
41:24Alright
41:24Understood, sir
41:25Yeah?
41:26Yeah
41:26Yeah?
41:26Come on in
41:27Hey!
41:42Hi!
41:44So, this is my beautiful family
41:45Hello
41:46And we need, sir
41:47Your very best reindeer ride
41:49To see the northern lights
41:51And for the ride, sir
41:53I have a thousand euros for you
41:56No problem
41:57What?
41:57No problem
41:58What, huh?
41:59No problem, sir
42:00No problem, sir
42:01Are you sure you're not all booked out?
42:05No, sir
42:06No
42:06Why don't you guys go and pick your favourite sleigh over there?
42:11Yes
42:12No, you as
42:14Why are you doing me like that?
42:17Why?
42:18I've got kids to feed
42:19And actually, the ride is a 1,100 euros
42:22So, you owe me another hundred
42:24Thank you
42:26This is your final voyage
42:36Oh, darling
42:37I'm on a reindeer ride
42:44With my dad
42:46Say something
42:46I don't really like reindeer
42:49No, no
42:49Say something nice
42:50What, nice?
42:51Yeah, yeah
42:51Like happy
42:52Okay
42:52I'm so happy to be here with my baby girl
42:54On these reindeer
42:56They smell funny, though
42:57No, no
42:57You ever feel like they couldn't speak to you
43:02Do you think?
43:02Yeah
43:03Do you think so?
43:07Thank you
43:23Okay
43:25Yeah, you're sick
43:52Oh, my days
44:10Bye, my darling
44:16I love you
44:18Bye, my darling
44:19Bye, my darling
44:20Bye, my darling
44:21Bye, my darling
44:22Bye, my darling
44:23Bye, my darling
44:24Bye, my darling
44:25Bye, my darling
44:26Bye, my darling
44:27Bye, my darling
44:28Bye, my darling
44:29Bye, my darling
44:30Bye, my darling
44:31Bye, my darling
44:32Bye, my darling
44:33Bye, my darling
44:34Bye, my darling
44:35Bye, my darling
44:36Bye, my darling
44:37Bye, my darling
44:38Bye, my darling
44:39Bye, my darling
44:40Bye, my darling
44:41Bye, my darling
44:42Bye, my darling
44:43Bye, my darling
44:44Bye, my darling
44:45Bye, my darling
44:46Bye, my darling
44:47Oi!
44:51Turn it off.
44:52What am I at home?
44:55I'm going to tell you what I told you at mum's funeral.
44:57S Club is inappropriate morning music.
45:04Dave.
45:05Turn it off.
45:07Ben, listen.
45:08Turn it off.
45:11Turn it off.
45:11I'm trying to go out.
45:12Thank God she's hold of hearing.
45:23You didn't have to do this, but thank you.
45:25Thank you, thank you, thank you.
45:29Memories are worth more than money.
45:33Just can't stop thinking about it.
45:35It's not a good song, baby.
45:36You can give him a hug.
45:38Come here.
45:40Oh, it's alright.
45:42It's alright, auntie.
45:47Yeah.
45:48It's okay.
45:48I can see how much it's meant, yeah?
45:57Can we get out of here now?
45:58Because it feels very cold tea.
46:00You're alright.
46:00Mm-hmm.
46:04You know, I think I'd be sad if you died.
46:07You think?
46:08It's just hard to be sure.
46:11Get in this lane.
46:13Go on.
46:14Hard to be sure.
46:18Thank you for everything.
46:20I couldn't have done it on my own.
46:22I'm just so happy we gave you this big send-off.
46:25Bless you.
46:26Yeah.
46:27See you.
46:27See you tomorrow.
46:28Walk me down the hall, girls.
46:30I needed that, you know.
46:36I know.
46:40She's like an angel.
46:49She's kind of old for an angel, honey.
46:50That angel needs a heat replacement.
46:57No?
46:59No.
46:59No.
47:07No.
47:11You two have got a very special mum and dad.
47:14Do you know that?
47:16Well, we have a very special mum.
47:18Will you give them an extra big hug tonight?
47:20Promise?
47:21Dad will get enough hugs in prison.
47:22What are you talking about?
47:30Hi.
47:31We're back.
47:32Oh, hello.
47:34Did Libby get back okay?
47:36Oh, yeah.
47:37She says she loves you.
47:38What did she say about me, baby girl?
47:40Um, she says she thinks your manager came in prison.
47:47Why would your dad be going to prison?
47:49No-one's going to prison.
47:51How silly.
47:52How silly.
47:53He's not going to prison.
47:56He's right.
47:56They'll probably just make you pay her back, to be honest.
48:00You know what time it is?
48:01Yeah?
48:02Time to sing a Christmas carol.
48:04Okay.
48:04Are we ready?
48:05Oh, yeah.
48:07Silent night.
48:09Silent night.
48:12Wow.
48:14Silent night.
48:16Holy night.
48:19Silent night.
48:20Son of God.
48:22Love your light.
48:24Love in heavenly be.
48:26Wonderslay.
48:28Wonderslay all day.
48:31Sleep in heavenly be.
48:33Stay out of my yard.
48:35Sleep in heavenly be.
48:37What's Santa doing in my yard?
48:39You better tell me what's going on.
48:41Now.
48:41I don't know where to begin.
48:51How about poisoning the newlyweds with drain water in their coffee?
48:55Let's go.
48:56One day she'll learn.
48:57Inshallah.
48:58Well, we did have a plan.
49:02Didn't we have a plan?
49:05We were going to take the winnings and then give it to Darren so he can invest in Chinese crypto.
49:10Darren?
49:12Who lives with his nan?
49:14Darren who's banned from the swimming pool?
49:16Are you off your tights?
49:17You and I need a chat.
49:20Right, you lot bed.
49:22Oh, don't go.
49:22Don't go.
49:27Can I go on my phone a bit before bed?
49:30Have you done me's in teeth?
49:34Stay for a bit, innit?
49:35I don't know what we're going to do.
49:52I don't know.
49:55I think some things we have to do.
49:58And not least, I'm...
50:00People like us can't just figure out 7,200 back, can they?
50:05With everything you've been through this year, I just wanted you to have the perfect Christmas, you know?
50:12And look what I've done.
50:15There's no amount of father Christmases and reindeers that are going to sort this out, so...
50:19I'm sorry.
50:24You lied to me for days.
50:27You hatched a stupid plan.
50:31You roped my brother and my kids into this.
50:35And you did it all behind my back.
50:40That...
50:41Is the nicest thing...
50:45...anyone's ever done for me.
50:50Say it again.
50:50You were protecting me.
50:56Was I?
50:57Yeah.
50:58Yeah, yeah.
50:59Because you knew how much it meant because of my mum.
51:02Yeah, I said that.
51:04Yeah.
51:05That's what I said.
51:06Yes.
51:06You gave me the perfect Christmas.
51:09Did I?
51:10Yeah.
51:10This is perfect Christmas for you.
51:12Yeah.
51:13And you don't even believe in Christmas.
51:14Not really.
51:18Oh, you're a dick.
51:20I'll take it.
51:21Yeah?
51:21Yeah, I'll take it.
51:22Yeah, take that.
51:23Yeah, I will.
51:23I'll take that one.
51:24Yeah.
51:25But I love you.
51:26Do you?
51:27You're my best mate and you're the love of my life and I love you.
51:31Oh, my God.
51:34Oh, no.
51:35I'll be honest with you.
51:37It's been so much better than I thought it would.
51:38You should go out and do something.
51:57Something that's free.
51:59I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now.
52:04I might go and see Lily then.
52:08I might go and see Lily then.
52:38It just felt weird.
52:47I thought she was never even there.
52:50I thought she might have...
52:52I don't know.
52:54I didn't even get her email.
52:56Do you even have an email when you're 84?
52:58Look, I feel sympathetic towards you two and your new mum.
53:06Well, either this auntie bars this morning or she's a ghost.
53:11Okay?
53:13And I've got bigger fish to fry anyway.
53:15It's a really big fish.
53:17Seven grand fish.
53:19Yeah, I got the whole fish thing.
53:21But, um...
53:22What do you want to do?
53:26You could try and get a refund on these last three days.
53:30They're never going to give you a refund.
53:31How do you don't know that?
53:33Because they won't.
53:34Let's try.
53:35Really?
53:36You'll try for me.
53:37We're going to do it for you.
53:37Yeah?
53:38Yeah.
53:38Come on then.
53:39Come on, I've got a lot of stuff to do.
53:42Come on.
53:44Oh!
53:50Lily.
53:52If you're there,
53:54give me a sign.
53:56No?
54:02All right then.
54:03Cool.
54:04I'm afraid we can't really order more snow, sir.
54:07It comes from the sky.
54:09Trip advisor, we'll hear about this.
54:11Lena.
54:11No stars, Lena.
54:13Merry Christmas.
54:14Merry Christmas.
54:17Hello, sir.
54:18Hello.
54:19Hello, madam.
54:20So, Sister Lena, we have an issue.
54:23Our kids are sick.
54:25Right.
54:25And we don't want anyone else to get sick, okay?
54:28So, we're probably going to cut early from this Lapland.
54:31They're so ill.
54:33Right.
54:33And as a result, my wife had the idea
54:35that we could possibly get a refund
54:37on the last three days of our stay
54:38just to get these sick children out of your hotel.
54:40Can I have your room number, please, sir?
54:4229.
54:43Right.
54:44A lot of vomit up in 29, you know.
54:47I'm afraid no.
54:48No refund.
54:49Once a room is booked,
54:50the amount must be paid in full
54:51regardless of occupancy.
54:53Could you do something for us?
54:55Kids are sick, man.
54:57No refund.
54:58Go on, Dad's door, Lena.
54:59Full stop.
55:00Thank you, Lena.
55:01You've been so helpful.
55:03Merry Christmas.
55:04No, you.
55:04You.
55:05Merry Christmas.
55:07Oh, Mrs. Baruchi.
55:08This was left for you this morning.
55:11Merry Christmas.
55:12No, no, really.
55:13Merry Christmas to you.
55:14What's the matter?
55:25Us!
55:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
55:34So, Solana and Hannah,
55:35memories are worth more than money.
55:37See you back here next year,
55:39your Auntie Lily.
55:39Is everything okay, sir?
55:50Yes.
55:50More than all right.
55:52Oh.
55:53How did Lily lift you 8,000 pounds?
55:55Yeah.
55:55Oh, Lily.
55:57Yeah.
55:57Yes, she has always been
55:58such a generous lady.
55:59It's unusual for someone so wealthy.
56:02Is it?
56:03Yeah.
56:03Yeah.
56:04How much wealthy?
56:05Her and her husband
56:06made their fortune
56:08in blankets.
56:09I love blankets.
56:10Yeah?
56:10Oh, she is the best customer
56:12we've ever had.
56:13Wonderful lady.
56:14She really is.
56:15Yeah.
56:16Merry Christmas.
56:17Merry Christmas.
56:19We got me this afternoon, now.
56:22Hello?
56:23Arsalan?
56:23Arsalan Faruqi?
56:24It's Dominic Hawtry.
56:26We've been urgently
56:27trying to get hold of you.
56:28Yes.
56:29Mr. Hawtry, how are you?
56:29You've been avoiding us
56:31for days
56:32and you owe us
56:337,200 pounds
56:34immediately.
56:36Listen, mate.
56:36Mate?
56:37If it's agreeable with you,
56:39I'd like to send you
56:40that amount
56:40in the AM.
56:41By tomorrow.
56:42Well, yes,
56:43I suppose that would be
56:44Yeah?
56:44Okay.
56:45Thank you, Hawtry.
56:46See you when I'm back
56:47in the office.
56:48We really should be
56:49considering your position
56:50here in the company.
56:50Bye.
56:54Oh, um,
56:55by the way,
56:56let me know
56:57if you need a doctor.
56:58Why?
56:59For your sick child.
57:02Ah, them kids
57:03I think they're feeling
57:04a bit...
57:05Much better
57:06with eight bikes.
57:07Oh, oh.
57:09Great.
57:10Open the lips.
57:11Get in the lips,
57:11cos...
57:12Let's go tell the girls.
57:14Angie!
57:15Lily!
57:16Lily!
57:16Lily!
57:17Lily!
57:17Lily!
57:18Lily!
57:18Lily!
57:19Lily!
57:19Woo!
57:22Let's do the dance
57:23one more time.
57:24Absolutely not,
57:26little girl.
57:27No more dancing.
57:27Oh, Black Sweeney!
57:31Hi.
57:32I just wanted to say
57:34Merry Christmas.
57:35Merry Christmas.
57:35Merry Christmas!
57:39YĐ•ĐťDS!
57:40Merry Christmas!
57:59Benjamin.
57:59What?
58:00Why is the lady from reception
58:01Why is the lady from reception abducting your uncle?
58:09Now that is a Christmas miracle.
58:13Salaam, Lafland.
58:14You were terrible.
58:15We ain't never come back to this cold place again.
58:17Shall we go somewhere home next year?
58:19Let's go, Auntie Janice, man.
58:20She's always got the heating on too high.
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